Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Miho claimed
Not dead yet
Hello
>>690258899
kagami claimed!!
>>690258865
You think I'd die yet ?
Best type moon claimed.
>>690259042
hello there Azusa
>>690258899
hey OP
please tell your mom she shouldn't change her lipstick several times a day. i already have a rainbow on my dick.
That was fun.
We should do it again sometime.
>>690259100
I don't know, maybe you went too fast and died. How are you doing?
>>690259027
grand theft waifu. please be trips
>nibble nibble
Ayylmao
>Penny Claim
Got my car running this morning, and I went to go get it washed
>Look at my left mirror and see some fucking wasps floating about
>Go into carwash with a shit eating grin
>Open left mirror spot where nests are as wide as I can
>watch as wasps hopelessly get their homes destroyed, several of them drowned.
>I am a merciless man
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>690259073
Hey kagami
>>690259177
Needed more husbandos lewding
>>690259246
Fran can clone herself, one for each of us!
>>690259279
Fuck wasps. They are statistically the worthless niggers of the insect world.
Paper Mario > Thousand Year Door > the rest are all bad :)
>>690259247
>>690259207
I am doing alright, in Chicago rn, building a new computer next month and also finished with exams. So much fun.
How about you? Have you been consistently posting here ?
Here you go
I'm here, did I miss something?
>>690259134
Hello pink haired girl
>>690259521
>>690259432
Heh, well. I am not complaining that we had a strictly female cast. I wouldn't complain if the husbandos participated, but i do prefer females.
>>690259438
True, getting my car de-wasped has been such a pain in the ass, its been sitting for over a year and those yellow fucking niggers moved right in.
>But I'm doing as Hitler would do
>Spraying/gassing them to death.
>No mercy.
>>690259427
Heyo~ I watched the first episode of Owari No Seraph last night, and I gotta say... Holy shit bro.
>Post yfw work
>>690259279
Fuck those guys
>>690259438
What about mosquitos? Drain the life of better animals and spread disease
>>690259578
You missed the lewds
#claimed
>>690259458
true words.
>>690259432
hey frankenberry, how goes it??
>>690259662
They take don't deserve anything better.
Maybe if you could trap them in a jar somehow. Suffocate them as a group.
Hello my dear /waifu/ anons
>>690259616
>>690259490
Mixed, had some issues with some exams but that's over too sow I'm just going NEET for the summer and half assedly trying to find a job.
For the most part, too something of a break in March, now we also have a teamspeak for playing wow together with.
>>690259865
If I could I would, but sometimes they're too fast, though I haven't been stung yet, my fleeing would put Usain Bolt to shame.
>>690259780
Jews.
>>690259648
Oh well
>>690259856
I start heading back home tomorrow, resting this morning
>>690259909
Hey Chara! How are you?
Get the job?
>>690260055
edge
>>690259662
Hey penny! Yup. That very first ep got you hooked I see. ESPECIALLY the first few into it
>>690259929
>
Now?~
>>690259578
Tomo rolled trips and asked for lewds
>>690260006
OOo, dont you plan on studying anything ?
Please give teamspeak.
>>690259780
>I went back for them
Those trips were great.
>>690260072
nice!!! how did you like colorado??
>>690258867
>toh the tsun
Oh my~
>>690259521
lil' smug
>>690260164
>Please give teamspeak.
Finally.
Good to see you again, Shrimp.
>>690260144
>right now you sexy beast
>>690260028
I know that feeling. Put me on the track and just yell "WASPS!" and watch me run out the stadium in 15 seconds.
>>690260072
Got the job!
>Manager asked my if she could use less formal speech with me
>Not even an hour after my interview she called me and told me I could start next week saturday
>Whole team seems chill too
>Happiest fag alive now
>>690260280
kys
>>690260144
Yeah, few anime can, this and Black Lagoon have been the first in a few weeks. That first episode was REALLY intense holyshit.
>>690260055
Perfect
>>690260202
Figured you would, did you like the ones I posted?
>>690260204
It's so pretty! The hiking is great and the kayaking is phenomenal!
>>690260320
Great! I'm happy for you!
What even was the job, I kinda forgot...
>>690260164
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
This is for everyone by the way, don't be afraid to come hang out.
I got classes starting up again in August, but not anything for the summer.
>>690260218
90 cent megumeme
>>690259582
so what up?
>>690260144
>>690260283
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Tenryuu claimed
>>690260320
Noice
>>690259578
Hello mizore
>>690260437
Of course!
>I love lewd things~
>>690260715
Couldn't miss the Shrimp?d
>>690260644
I saw your lewd last thread
Good stuff
>>690260723
Mizore is a cute
>>690260218
Hello~
>>690260549
>don't be afraid
still pretty scary coming from you haha
>>690260437
Just a retail job in a grocery store
Ahd today I found out that they finally, FINALLY released Kingdom Hearts unchained in Europe.
>The Smartphone Kingdom Hearts
>>690260715
Guten Abend Salz
>>690260717
Yesss~ I'm happy too
>>690260280
Why don't you come aswell?
>>690260644
3...2...1...
>
>>690260717
Heyoo. Explodo.
>>690260851
You're a cute!
>Roll!
>>690260283
But others are looking
>>690260428
I shed a tear in very first episode. Next episode is the waifu first appearance :D
>>690260644
Oi!
>>690260880
You should give me a job
If you catch my drift
>>690260437
colorado is beautiful!! which river did you kayak on??
>>690260549
Might join, I'll actually have to get a team speak account first though
>>690260723
What kind of lewd stuff is your favorite?
>>690260880
Good for you! Bring home that money!
Never got into kingdom hearts, or any jrpg really
I'm kinda new here, but not exactly new to the circlejerk mindset.
So what do you guys so here? Talk about waifus all day?
Because I'm really not against that, in fact quite the opposite.
>>690261075
>shut up and love me
>>690261077
I can give you a job but it blows
![Syndra [101].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [101].png")
>>690260715
I know we hardly talked, but I'm glad you still show up. Even if it is rarely.
>>690260841
Never miss the Shrimp
>>690260880
Hallo....etwas mit Messer
>>690260318
>Olympic coaches from around the world have been looking for such a training technique.
I found a huge nest on one of the axles, Imma destroy it :>
>>690261075
Oh Good, I'll be sure to watch it later when I have more free time
>right now I'm doing some random house chores while also being here.
>>690261167
We're just really kind to one another. We also talk about irl stuff too. Welcome new friend
>>690261373
forgot image
>>690261283
I could never fully abandon my abomination that i created
>>690260864
How are you doing, friend?
>>690261062
Ah shit, you're rolling?
Fine, you're not cute then
>>690261265
Ayy
>Roll
>>690261080
The Arkansas River, I'm in Buena Vista
>>690261215
Well, if you suck at it, I could give you a hand
>>690260869
People take me far too seriously
>>690261167
Very mixed, if you want to talk waifus you'll find a lot of people for that but others don't care at all.
>>690261167
Hi, I'm Karen!
Talk about whatever you want, or if you want to talk about waifus there are people here that do that too. Especially Tomoko.
How'd you find this thread? How was your day?
>>690261111
>quaaaaads
Nice. I'm into a whole bunch of things, I couldn't really pick a favorite.
>>690260644
Not much, just playing some Overwatch with Yume. You?
>>690261431
Pretty good! You?
>>690261077
Of course I catch your drift.
But it's not going to happen.
Stop trying to make it happen.
Maybe I'll make it happen for Fran
>>690261111
Quads will make it happen Fran... it will happen... someday
>Never got into any jrpg
That's a shame but well, not everyone can like it
>>690261167
Yeah, we talk about waifus all day and about general life stuff!
Welcome! Who's your waifu?
>>690261286
Wie geht's dir so? Ich hab gehört du redest manchmal mit dem Pnyfag in TS?
ehhh
![Syndra [144].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b52mcWp.jpg "Syndra [144].jpg")
>>690261444
Oh fuck off.
What do you want.
Maka claimed.
fuck u all
Man I forgot all about AVGN
>>690261167
We used to. Now we mainly just meme and play vidya together.
We try to keep waifu the central theme but let's be honest, you can't talk about the same thing for almost a year straight and have a continued thread.
Feel free to talk all about your waifu, I'm sure someone will chime in. Positively or otherwise. Keep it fun tho. We have had drama and we don't want more.
>>690261167
Welcome to the threads! We usually all just talk to each other about anything.
>>690261616
You know what
>>690261111
Checked!
>>690261201
Okay~
>
>>690261373
Multitasking. So replies will be slow I take it?
>>90261444
FINALLY!
>>690261457
I'll need a tip at the job ;)
>>690261585
is that you yui??
hello!!!
Mumei claim
>>690261427
>>690261167
You just talk about whatever but waifus are brought up very often, and people are usually eager to talk about it. There's no real set rules. Watch out for Karen though, he's a slut
>>690261215
Better a blow job than no job
>>690261570
That's good to hear~
I'm also doing fine, will go for a ride in 45-ish mins
>>690261655
It's always interesting to rediscover those online personalities you watched when younger and just sort of forgot about.
>>690261857
>>690261746
>kisses
>>690261585
yui?
>>690261459
Kek, it's a trait you carry with your waifu, yes?
Shiki is pretty intimidating when she isn't a cute cat
>>690261808
Kagamin!
>>690261843
Memei, ohayo
>>690261861
>Watch out for Karen though, he's a slut
And also a transport ship :^)
>>690261857
Wow. Forgot comment.
I can understand that. But hey man, it's a good kind of shit. Best threads on /b/
>>690260549
What do you study?
>>690261861
>Watch out for Karen though, he's a slut
Why do I believe this
>>690261942
karen!!! how's it going with you?!
>>690261494
Is your favorite scat?
>>690261572
Yay I might get to work with you!
Unless we mean lewd things...
More of a sandbox or strategy person
>>690261746
I think I might have the balls to do this
>>690261843
Hey mumei
>>690261464
>How'd you find this thread? How was your day?
Tripfag finder of course.
Day was fine, played vidya, watched some guy run over, pretty good.
>>690261572
Togame from Katanagatari.
>>690261684
>>690261459
Oh somewhat unfortunate, why call them waifu threads then?
>>690261861
>>690261410
Thanks for the advice. I'll keep it in mind.
>>690261739
This is fucking bullshit.
>roll
>>690261746
Should be, though occasionally I might catch it right on the dot ^^
>Boy oh boy I sure do like cleaning.
>Actually I don't mind cleaning, especially with music in the background ^^
>>690261215
>>690261457
Ooh this sounds sexy...
>>690261572
So you aren't going to employ me?
>>690261431
>The meme is dead
Woo!
>>690262084
You actually hit one of the things I don't like.
>>690262158
>Filename
>>690262093
Wait no I'm not a slut don't take him seriously Akiko and I have a love/hate relationship that is 90% hate but we're still best bros for some reason
Anyway where is your waifu from? Did the guy get run over in a funny way?
>>690262158
Saved.
>>690262279
Mizore a cute
>inb4 rolling
>>690262027
Electrical Engineering, what about you, studying or?
>>690262093
Because changing names would be annoying and some of us still care about waifus.
Basically what Tomoko said, with a dose of some people seeing a community and wanting to join despite not sharing an interest in waifus.
>>690262026
These and the occasional random webm threads are the only thing I can stand on /b/.
>>690262012
KARENGOU IS BEST FAST BATTLESHIP DON'T YOU DARE
Also have you been keeping track of the megumins? Are there four now?
>>690262068
I'm doing great, it was a very strange day.
I fought with my dad a few days ago, but today I had a dream that he came by and watched me sleep. I think it actually happened but he's supposed to be in beirut not here
It's weird, grandma says he was here too.
>>690262084
Strategy is pretty neat too.
I guess Fire Emblem right now is a mix between Strategy and JRPG
>>690261457
>If you suck at it, I could give you a hand
Oh holy, my sides are hurting!
>>690262093
Never heard of it, tell me a bit about your waifu.
>>690262256
Nope, I don't have the authority for that
And it happened guys... Chara pic number 300 was achieved!
>>690262454
Rolling for steal
>>690262454
God damn...
>Inb4 you claim inb4!
>Roll!
![Syndra [102].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [102].jpg")
>>690262295
Fuck you
>roll
>>690262439
And you too
>roll
>>690262529
this picture is actually cool in an edgy way
![Syndra [96].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [96].jpg")
>>690262665
This is rigged
>>690262665
>One off
Wew that was close
>>690261940
>
>>690262084
Best not to get too sloppy first
>>690262093
I got you
>>690262170
Sweet! I enjoy cleaning. I do it every Friday
>>690262256
Hmmmm?
>>690262525
waaaaaattt!!!
that is really strange...i've never heard of someone being in two places at once!!
>>690262665
>1 off trips
>>690262631
You can inb4 after something happens!
>rolling!
>>690262529
Why u dis
>>690262296
Yep, Wilhelm scream and all.
>>690262477
Oh, well, I'm here for the waifu aspect more than anything to be honest.
>>690262529
Well, she's a self proclaimed strategian and her sword is literally a living breathing man.
Cheerio!
Gonna have to organize my folder now.
>>690262279
>It wasn't a meme
Woo...
>>690262525
Sure she is :^)
I think so, I was 2nd, and this the second one since I switched
So it must be the 4th
You guys were right, Megu really is the slut of these threads :o
>>690262093
Because we are legitimately a waifu thread.
Feel free to call out shit Waifu, pander to your favorite girls, and express your love for your waifu.
Just don't expect a hugbox or the topic to stay on waifu.
>>690262256
I try
>>690262279
Ok, I'll keep naming really niche and weird fetishes.
Vore? Unbirthing? Furries? Watersports? Anal vore? Farts? Hairy? Futa? Lolli/shota?
>>690262529
Fire emblem is the only jrpg I really like
Glad I could get you to laugh, of course I could make a few more jokes, but they are on the tip of my tongue
>>690262813
Why not?
>>690262454
Already own mizore
>>690262895
*can't
>>690262939
I get it.
I didn't really like Watamote, but even I would say that Tomoko is the best aspect of the show.
>>690262813
I do it every Saturday because the housemates are gone, I usually just take my laptop into the living room and blast music through our bluetooth speaker while cleaning everything except their rooms
>since thats up to them.
>>690262753
Yeah, it's pretty edgy, but I like the art
Also I think it's a satire to the "not hearing, not seeing, not talking" thingie. I don't know how it's called in english.
>>690262895
Cuz you were asking for it.
>>690262965
you forgot skat...
n-no, y-you don't have to blast a few more jokes out
Please excuse me for being late. Still sobering up, desu~
>>690262895
>Roll!
Damn fire benders!
>>690262938
You're still a cute.
>>690262965
No, no, if they're cute, no, no, no, no, yes!, sometimes.
Excrement is not for lewd and vore doesn't make sense to me.
>>690263335
See no evil
Speak no evil
Hear no evil
>>690262836
>inb4 my dad is skelly
hopefully not
I think he did just come from beirut to see me, too bad I was really asleep
Do you sleep talk? Have you ever heard someone sleep talk? I got a fun story to tell you!
>>690262924
Kek, the willhelm scream.
Nice to meet you anyway, I take it you prefer that I don't talk to you about non-waifu things?
>>690262938
Fuck I didn't even notice the fourth one until people were posting porn yesterday
This is confusing.
So we have two megumins now? I didn't even know her show was that popular
>>690263333
quads checked
>>690263371
You really know how to keep your head low after getting out.
>>690263371
KONGOU BONGOU
>>690260851
hmm?
>>690261501
im not really doing much either
just chillin after having dinner
>>690263277
Hope you stay, could always use more cute girls in the thread.
![Syndra [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [202].jpg")
>>690262810
Rerolling.
>>690263479
i know my dad is kek, even more than i am
i don't know if i sleep talk!!! i know i grind my teeth when i sleep
i wanna hear this story though!!
>>690263667
Are you doing it on purpose?
>>690263667
One off again
>>690263335
That was earlier, I didn't forget
This really is getting hard to think of more jokes i can make
>>690263379
Confirmed for pedophile, but that's ok.
>>690263528
Kongou, desu!
>>690263667
I'm just going to help you out with a reroll.
>>690263479
>So we have two megumins now? I didn't even know her show was that popular
It was rather popular for a seasonal show and Megumin especially was the meme character of the season like Hestia, Chaika or Umaru come before.
The show is actually a really good comedy show though and I would recommend it to just about everyone, but especially people who like rpgs/tabletop rpgs-
>>690263894
That's a really cute pic
New bread in the oven, desu ka?
>>690262965
Heard that you could get nutty with it
>>690263223
>
>>690263333
I connect my phone to amp and dust then clean whatever else. I can't do bathrooms since I suck at it. It takes me maybe 30 min to make sure it's all nice and fine
>Chek
