Hey /b/, how do I not fuck this up? (Cont. b/c pruned)
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Hey /b/, how do I not fuck this up?
(Cont. b/c pruned)
Don't be a retard
>>690252427
>>690252529
Wow thanks
anything helpful?
>>690252427
"Want to come over? Bring the kids"
>>690252529
Not this
Well tell her what you're doing.. Browsing 4chan and asking for advice on how to talk to her
"I'm on 4chan asking people how to respond to you"
>>690252910
>>690252858
Roll for these
"I'm currently watching kids on 4chan"
>>690252427
Say something that makes you actually seem interesting, but don't be a try hard.
Go pool it up with her instead of being sat inside like a pleb
Just tell her what you're doing
>>690252427
I bet you look sexy in a bikini
>>690252427
"Dat boi here he comes hahahaha niggers hahahahaha wanna come over and browse 4chan with our faces mashed against the screen like a mosquito pushed against a screen
send her a link to isis beheading videos
All very helpful advice
truly
>>690252427
Tell her. "So pool party at your house" just be natural
>>690253166
Dolf'd
Honestly man just don't be weird. Dudes always talking about friend zone and shit but if you come off to strong it's game over. Clearly she's interested in you so just get to know her. Ask questions, throw in a joke or two, don't respond too fast. You keep it light eventually you can get her to knock boots with barely any effort
Just say something like: hey wanna meet up and catch up at (your place or hers)
>>690253166
dubs have decided
Say this op it works every time
Look I know you're into me let's just hook up and see where that goes.
>>690252427
Don't under any circumstances text her an exclamation point. Nothing sounds more excitable and beta than a fucking exclamation point. Just stay cool and indifferent.
It's the difference between;
>Hey anon, want to hang out and watch a movie?
>Yeah totally!
or
>Yeah totally
If you try and argue with this, or don't understand why it's important, you can't be helped.
ask her if she'd wanna meet up for lunch on a day when she isnt busy
>>690252427
Ask her if she likes fedoras?
>>690253247
This is actually pretty solid. Light, keeps the conversation going and shows some humor
>>690252427
Ask her if she has ever fisted a guy while sucking his dick
She asked for your number, that's a sign she's interested. Don't throw away this opportunity if you like her anon. I'm not even going to fuck this up for you.
Maybe I come show you how to perform cannonball. Then you zuck mah dick
>>690252427
Just ask her out on a date and leave it at that. Fuck texting a girl over the phone it's boring as hell.
>>690253247
Do this OP
>>690252427
>Comes to /b/ for advice on how to not fuck up with a girl
you must be new here
>>690252427
Dont tell her you're on the chan for a start
>>690252427
can we have a picture
>>690253379
>It's the difference between;
>>Hey anon, want to hang out and watch a movie?
>>Yeah totally!
>or
>>Yeah totally
>If you try and argue with this, or don't understand why it's important, you can't be helped.
tell me more senpai
all right OP
don't listen to these cucks, heres how you do it
> oh im just btarding
then she asks whats that?
>oh its a term for just fucking around on this website called 4chan, its pretty fucked up
BOOM conversation starter
>>690253489
Don't game chicks through text. Text is for logistics ONLY. You can't escalate through text, and if you're not escalating then you're wasting your time and turning Sarah into the Sahara.
Point two is don't leave logistics to chicks, and don't depend on her showing. You aren't asking her if she wants to meet up, especially not WHERE she wants to meet up, and you're not turning that meetup into the sole reason you're going there. Find a place to have a nice night out for yourself, tell her you'll be there and invite her along for the ride. THEN you chat her up.
Hot, running a marathon its for charity , after i get done saving the world from aliens, and signing the congressional medal of honor form ill come join you in the pool.
>>690253379
Holy fcking hell this. I'm not alpha or anything but I've been getting my dick with on and of with girlfriends or hookups for about 6 years now. Never once in all my texts have I ever intentionally sent an exclamation point. Fuck I hate exclamation points with every fiber of my being. I almost threw one into this post to be funny but couldn't bring myself to ruin my lifelong streak
>>690253659
No emoji's or any shit like that either. Only punctuate when you have to, in between sentences. Don't send several messages in a line with different thoughts. Keep it all in the same message, and take a little time to reply back.
Eagerness kills bros. She can't know you wan't it until her snatch is staring at you in the face.
>>690253722
dubs speaks the truth
>>690253670
Nope don't do this. She'll carey the conversation for you guys as lon. As you keep it funny. No need to ruin your chances by having her check out this pathetic place we /b/ros call home
>>690253741
>>690253722
>>690253659
>>690253841
High fives bros, good advice
>>690253247
WINRAR
>>690252427
Set up a date and brush her off. The more you chat the more desperate you look. Write her this" hey i would really love to stay and chat but i got some stuff going on right now. How about i take you out for a drink sometime." Then you will have your answer right away. Do not engage in conversation in the meantime. Just wait for your date and then you'll have plenty of shit to talk to. Do not give in to your inner beta and tell her how much you love her. Just be relaxed and play cool.
>>690253722
*and to add, for the date night, if she's running late no explanation you give her 20 minutes and then move on. You do not text her asking where she is or when she'll be there, you do not text her telling her you've given up waiting and are going to hit up the bar across the street. Standing you up without even the decency of an excuse = immediate next. Remember, the most valuable person here is you, and the most valuable thing you have is your time. DON'T let people waste it for a glimpse of poon.
>>690253841
This too, don't waste time with punctuation. Short, to the point, one word if you can get away with it. Just get her to meet you face to face.
you cant go straight to the deep end when you can't even swim
You have to gradually build it up until that point
>>690253247
>>690253283
>>690253379
>>690253400
>>690253841
OP if you're still around any of these posts are actually good advice worth reading. These anons don't seem to be trolling and most of this shit has worked for me at one point or the other
How about that your doing sweet fuck all, and wondering what your going to do in the miserable pit of your life outside of school, oh hey why doesn't she come and be bored by you in person ya know when she's not fucking busy.... Or words to that effect
>>690254079
Yeah or reply and then dont reply back to her for 3 or 4 hours or even a 10 hours day, then she may be in a diffrent situation ie horny, and your texting her but seriously brush her off
>>690254079
>take you out for a drink sometime
>she's babysitting
>there in stat class together
I thought it was fairly obvious that op and Sarah are still in highschool. I mean op seems decently relaxed for underage so I'm not going to complain but probably too young to go out for drinks
>>690254509
Is here age on the clock?
If not, then she can go for drinks
>>690252578
Don't be a fucking retard.
>>690254626
Not tryin to start something but I'm te anon you replied to and I honestly don't understand what you just said
>>690254626
13?
Im a master i will help op, the first step is to call her, i know this is hard but it will eliminate some of the fear, once you start a conversation. Small talk ask her stuff dont talk about yourself ever. Bring up the question at this point she is comfortable with you, hey i know such and such place lets go. She says yeah id like to, the only thing better than phone convo is in person, its harder for someone to say no to a face. Get the date text her mildly dont initiate texts and only respond with short answers, when you take her out your goal is to go somewhere non pressured, so a restaurant, your personal goal is to get her back to your place or hers.
>>690253379
This guy knows. Only women and faggots use exclamation points
I think I fucked it up /b/ros
OP here
Was texting while I was eating lunch, didnt see all the good advice people posted
Fucked it up for sure
>>690255350
Yea
>>690256501
Screenshot those puppies so we can laugh and/or cringe at you
>>690256501
post what you wrote
>>690252761
opposite
"may i come over?"
>>690255353
>let's go
you fucking retard she's babysitting she can't just leave
@OP you should just be yourself, tell her where you're at and talk like you talk to normal people, if you feel like taking a step do
don't ask for fucking chatting advice on 4chan you absolute shitlord pickle
>>690252427
Just tell her what you're doing faggot and it better not be boring. Tell her what you're doing tonight and have her come over, the later the better. Keep it simple don't listen to these other retarded faggots
I may actually be a dumbass
Any way to salvage this or am I done for
>>690257531
The work thing is true btw
just a lot of downtime in between orders so 4chan
>>690257531
She's trying to save you but you suck, Ask her out
for food or some shit
I just keep breathing so I can text you back. :P
>>690257647
this
>>690257647
Wanna grab a coffee before school?
>>690257647
how do I salvage
I know I suck hard
>>690257531
She sounds interested anyway you're good but stop telling her your life story. Just say you're doing something tonight and you want her to come over, done.
>>690257531
>so anyways
>>690257735
schools over
>>690257775
Wanna go grab some drinks later on?
Easy. Ask her simple questions about her life and be or at least seem interested.
>>690257763
sounds a bit aggresive to me
be less defensive OP , try to be smooth
>>690257793
You are hopeless why would you want to meet at coffe shop in the morning when there's no chance of you fucking her.
>>690257763
need an alternative to this
if she came over my house that would be it with my family trust me
>>690257531
Op this is the most boring shoot I've read all year and I've read twilight out loud to my co workers ( lost a bet)
>>690257531
Lead up with a joke to save it. Then change the subject to focus on what she is interested in
>>690257531
Op stop with the emojis or someone is gona fill that hole, change the topic asap talk about her and how much of a beta you are
>>690257903
Use your own words obviously but if you tell her what you're doing without soundy needy she will become interested and the later she comes over means she knows you want to fuck
Ask her things about herself, what she enjoys doing through the summer, hobbies etc. And ask her out for a drink.
texts are way too long. chill the fuck out no girl wants to read an essay.
Tell her you have a razor scooter
Guaranteed to raid her cooter
Pic related.
It's my ride to the poon tang
>>690257416
Brah sorry i can call a women on the phone and talk to her like a normal human being. Actually fuck this i have a relationship, no time to help the allready lost, you rarely hook up with a girl you like at first you gotta plow fatties like the rest of us did and work your way up but goodluck you special little snowflake.
>>690257531
"I bet you looking smashing in a bikini. We should chill sometime maybe go to the beach?"
>>690258044
To the alphamobile
>>690257941
Pick her up around 11 and go to a bar for an hour or something or out to eat maybe bring some weed so you have an excuse to go park somewhere secluded then proceed to fuck
>>690258007
And you need to fhrow in a joke here and there. I can tell that she is getting bored.
Three questions in a row shows that she is striggling to get you to make it interesting.
Now is the time to invite her to do shit. Maybe "come chill with me after class at mcdonalds" or some shit.
>>690253080
this. reroll
>>690257531
Stop texting emojis. Only text emojis if the girl is doing it aswell and always text less emojis than her. Ask about her, everyone loves to talk about themselves, put in a little flirty joke with whatever she is saying to make a flirty atmosphere. At the end of it she seems interested in you so cut to the chase and ask her out. Maybe coffee or a movie if you know what she likes.
Short responses, try to make her laugh. Ask her some questions. She's obviously interested.
>>690252968
reroll
>>690258334
roll
>>690257531
i am kelly c
>>690258230
And do not "ask".Tell her how it is going down. Being beta about it will fuck things up. Girls love a man who takes charge.
don't talk to her over the phone just ask her out you dumb fucking cunt
say "hey what's your schedule like for this next week?"
then once she tells you her schedule tell her "alright we should get some coffee *some day*"
then you slowly quit texting her and talk to her in real life you dumbass
let's have sex
Ok, took some advice and replied
also:
>cant ask to drinks, both not old enough if you havent figured that out yet
>cant do anything before/after school, schools over
need alternatives
>>690257531
Tell her: "Enough talking about me, lets talk about us. When can you come to babysit me?"
>>690258562
underage b&
>>690258562
Hopeless just kill yourself now
>>690254509
Lots of ppl take stats in college, lots of ppl babysit for family or friends at any age.
>>690252427
set up a date
take her to a fancy restaurant
then the movies
then send her home but stop on the way to watch the city from above
put hand on her leg
kiss her
grab her boobs
insert penis into vagina
come immediately screaming "FOR NARNIAAA"
Is this the first time a girl has reached out to you?
This has literally never happened to me and sometimes I get down on myself.
All my friends have been approached by women, except for me. The one or two times it has happened I don't count for reasons.
I would love for a girl to text me saying something like that, fuck being ugly.
I'm not even ugly, I just have terrible complexion which makes it even worse.
I get to see girls check me out and watch their face go from interest to disgust as they approach. Then the giggles and whispers.
I'd rather just be outright ugly so I don't have to let people down.
ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO HANG OUT LATER YOU DUMB NIGGER!
>>690258562
Zoo
Nature park
Resturant
Bikeriding
Aquarium
>>690258716
show pic of your face
>Oh it's alright I've gone through worse. Are you free somewhere this afternoon? We could chat some in person if you want (insert retarded emoticon here)
something in that fashion
>>690258497
No don't do this
You faggots forget being too up front will scare her away. He hasn't even built upon conversation yet and these theeads have been up for like three hours.
Get into further conversation then ask what shes doing this weekend
>>690252427
What kind of beta doesn't know how to ask a girl out
>>690258942
this is needy as shit.
>>690258497
I vote this.
All these faggots saying "ask her out to the movies/bar/resturant". That is the most generic and boring way to take girl out for the first time. Do something active where something funny could happen. Like paintball, bowling or whatever. Make her feel good. Or go do something outside like arranging a picnic.
And I am sure that OP is still in highschool. So no drinking.
>>690258716
>The one or two times it has happened I don't count for reasons.
Well, all of your friends count those times, regardless of reasons.
That's where the difference is.
>>690258716
Guy, i look amazing and girls rarely approach me. Grills just dont really do that.
>>690258754
Obviously these activites include dinning out. Ask a friend there are some nice resturant chains. Local restruants wont kill your wallet and it will impress her.
>>690253080
Roll
>>690258814
Like id post my face on 4 chins.
I don't have acne, just fucking moles all over my face. Not like little ones that you don't notice on people, nice large ones all in the worse fucking positions. Nothing worse than seeing peoples eyes dart across your face.
Hearing people talk about them kills the self confidence.
>>690259101
You never do an activity on the first date asshole. You don't know what she likes. She could fucking hate that shit. I know if someone tried to take be bowling, I'd kick 'em right in the dick.
You do something where you can talk and get to know each other for the first date always. No exceptions. Never a movie either.
>>690258716
Just act like you're attractive girls are impressed when an ugly has confidence because it's rare, they will get confused by your confidence and start to think you're actually more attractive than others and they will date others who look like you
>>690257531
You make me cringe AF. Ask about her summer dumbass. enough with emojis you fucking faggot.
>>690257531
You're doing fine. Don't over think it. Talk about school. Be slightly flirty if you know how, ask what she's doing this weekend and watch for clues that she wants you to come with or ask her to do something with her.
>>690258591
so much this
Be funny
Don't take the safe route
Don't think to yourself this is your only chance
Text back 10-20 minutes after she texts you at all times, she has to think you actually have a life.
She already has your attention, don't lose it with boring conversations like " hey what's up? Nm just chilling"
Invite her to do something, assuming you're in high school that can literally be fucking anything, invite her to a park or some shit.
And don't be a faggot
>>690259465
this girl fucking chose you you retard
that happens once in a million years
don't you dare lose confidence
>>690259101
Girls don't like paintball you idiot a bar or restaurant is classic and always works and most small towns those are the only options available
>>690252427
Just talk as if you were talking to anyone else man, it's not rocket science.
If you suck at that, just don't be a retard and say something weird.
Ask questions about her more, don't talk about yourself unless she asks you questions
Just dont text too long or it'll die out, ask her to go for a beer
>>690260035
Hes underage
>>690252427
> Tired of working
The perfect excuse to ask her for a date or somthing
>>690259787
Girls who want to paintball are athletic girls who usually fall under the 9/10 category. These are the girls who have been invited to bars 100 times a year. Think outside the box or you'll never get a 9/10
The only way you'll fuck it up is if you text her something stupid, other than that you'll be alright
>>690259572
True, I once knew the ugliest overweight guy with horrible acne. He acted alpha as fuck and in return got surprising amount of pussy.
Not 10/10 but pussy none the less
Listen closely OP.
Say exactly this.
We should grab a bite to eat after I get off work.
Where would you like to meet?
>>690260114
So they can't go to a bar, I'm sure he could invite her to a school event or a party though. Be careful with party dates though, in my experience they come with me. Everything goes great until they get wasted and when they try to blow me, they miss and blow the black guys at the party in the other room but, they have really bad coordination when they are drunk so I can't be too mad they missed my dick.
>>690260152
Never met a girl who liked paintball besides fat trailer trash but ok. It might work for some but pretty sure you won't make a girl feel good by having her crawl in mud and get a bunch of welts
Bro she messaged you randomly saying it would be fun to chat, if you ask her to go get a drink now she'll think you're a seed, just text her but ask her questions and don't talk about your own depressing life
Holy shit you're boring as fuck. Do you faggots really not know how to carry on a basic convo? She's responsive and eager, acting like she gives a fuck about your meaningless abysmal job. Ask her some fuckin questions and crack a few jokes you nerd, then cut it short and tell her you have to go. Always cut it short BEFORE the convo gets stale or boring, keep it short and sweet and leave on a high note - always act busy/not readily available/not like a desperate fag. Then after you tell her you gotta go, say that you should meet up soon. Don't ask her like a nervous virgin - tell her. Not: "would you like to hang out?" Or "do you wanna go out?" - but "let's hang out, it'll be great to catch up". Then meet up and if u manage not to spill spaghetti on yourself you'll be alright.
>>690259101
I agree with this, however when I started dating my girl I took her to a really fancy Italian resturant thats really fucking expensive. For two people I paid like 79 dollars but I could afford it so it wasn't a pain in the ass. Got inter her pants pretty fast
>inb4 not olive garden bullshit
OP is dead guise
why do you keep posting
this guy hasn't updated in ages
>>690260391
This is not a bad idea.
>>690260457
this
Talk more about air conditioning. She seems interested. Ask her for her favorite room temperature.
>>690252427
op, pinpoint why she likes you, then asking out to some place and be yourself
dont follow all this societal bullshit, find out her personality
>>690259101
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS RE-RE
Oh and don't fucking ask questions.
Tell her what you guys are doing .
" hey we should go bowling! Its 3 dollars a game on Tuesday. Let's shoot for 5 o clock."
Shit like that.
>>690260645
Nigger probably got in some shit for fucking around on his phone at work.
>>690260761
Yeah OP should be himself and fuck off of /b/
>>690260645
But oh noes! There is no OP!
>>690260843
>>690260843
Here's an update
Not sure where to take this convo
Probably sounds beta AF but oh well
>>690260720
Plot twist: her dream job is to become an HVAC contractor
>>690261005
Who the duck likes bowling did that date one time and it was total shit.
>>690261095
take her out to eat or something nigger
>>690260899
No an order came through, had to handle it
>>690261095
Stop with the life story bullshit holy fuck you're dumb sage this underage faggot is hopeless there's like 100 replies in this thread
>>690260412
Suppose it depends on your cities demographic then. If they are just trailer trash then yeah do bowling or some shit.
>>690260785
Retarded recon? Wat?
>>690261095
you gotta take some chances sometime man, from experience just texting never really leads anywhere a lot of the time. if you like her then just ask her to meet up with you, go have some fun, its what lifes about m8
Tl;dr: OP is a faggot
>>690261095
Just ask her questions about her life. Bitches love talking about their lives. Take interest in what she says even if it's fucking dumb. Don't ask creepy
Personal questions either, maybe ask questions along the line of career's, hobbies, interests. Then fine some hobbies and interest you have in common and talk about that, then the date will arrange itself.
>>690259101
These sound like good 3 or 4th date idea once you get to know her but terrible first date tips
Op here
there isn't a bowling alley anywhere close because the closest one closed down
Also not trailer trash so no going to do that
Probably not paint balling either, don't think she'll like that
OP, please, alpha the fuck up with this chick.
Chit chat for another couple of mins then ask here to hang out
>>690252427
Ok emergency case :
1) Don't act like a needy little cunt. She'll sense it
2) Don't talk about your waifu or other retarded passion you might have.
3) You have to avoid being friendzoned. Do some sexual implying jokes (but stay subtle, you're not a redneck are you ?) to make her understand you're a male.
4) Don't respond to her message too fast (see 1st point)
5) Don't take too long either she'll get bored
6) Act like an interesting person, even if you're just browsing 4chan, try to make it like an interesting thing (hard)
7) Don't reveal too much about you.
>>690261095
Underage b&
162 replies and 3 screenshots.
How is this thread even alive
>>690261509
Aquraium or zoo literly no girl hates animals.
>>690261005
I say bowling cause there's literally like nothing else to do in highschool in most places that's affordable and gives you time to talk. Other then movies but usually you just sit and stare at a screen for hours then need to make conversation after. Kind of awkward.
Really just think of an activity that is cheap as fuck, at least kind of unique, and gives you a chance to talk.
>>690261095
Good small talk.
Now tell her that you need to get back to work. Then you go with 'we should get together after work ' and suggest a place.
Nice guy alpha, like a boss.
>>690261095
Just say something along the lines of " hey I got to go but, let's grab a burger at (local burger place) on Sunday round noon, you free then?"
>>690253722
You can tell her about a place and ask her if she would like to go over the phone. Give her the date and time and ask her if that's fine with her.
You're giving her a choice and she won't feel pressured to say yes. When you ask her if that works with her schedule you're also giving her the idea that it was her decision.
In op's pic she's basically saying she's interested and basically telling him to plan something for both of them to enjoy. If he doesn't do that, he's fucked.
>>690261509
Why not just ask her where she wants to go if you're flexible?
If you choose something you don't like because of these advicefags and it turns out she doesn't either then you fucked up horribly.
On the other hand if you let her decide you might even find to have very similar interests.
Also why the fuck do you update this sluggy, are your conversations really this slow?
>>690261574
>>690261578
This and this, you could save this conv
>>690261653
Because it could be helpful for some other people too I guess. You know, trying to improving at life while you suck your mom's tits in your basement, shitting yourself.
>>690261823
Found the guy who never gets laid
you know what would be a life saver right now?
If you brought me some tendies after babysitting! i've saved up 50 of my good boy points so i think mummy would be okay with giving you some tendie bux for me
>>690261095
She replies "that's legit" he replies "that's legit." samefag texting himself
>>690261095
You're a fag dude.
>>690262096
yep, this. Stop crucifying yourself, OP!
The only way to save this by being alpha is let her know your dick size
>>690261095
Fucking tell her to shove a lamp up her arse
>>690261823
>>690261896
> don't need to ask random losers for help
> I'm the titty sucking basement dweller
You're a fucking moron
OP wtf are you talking about? You're doing absolutely fine. Just make sure you try not to talk about yourself too much unless she's asking. Otherwise, God speed, anon.
>>690257531
not bad doing! use heat as excuse to get ice cream with her and then give her your cream!!!!!
>>690261095
She sought out your contact details, started the conversation, showed interest in the boring details of your life, empathised with pathetic bullshit like no ac, and laughed at an absence of humour. She wants to fuck you. Ask her out somewhere.
You're doing fine you don't need advice
Keep talking to her then at some point say something along the lines of "hey I like talking to you, we should meet up at so and so to talk in person" its that simple
you need to keep asking her questions OP, chicks like talking about themselves plus she will see you are interested in her life
>>690261095
Compliment her nigger
Tell her she must be really smart or something
>>690261095
Tell you gotta get back to work, followed by something that initiates face to face contact.
>"Hey I gotta go before my boss catches me on the phone, but let's hang out sometime it'll be nice to catch up"
Here we are
>>690264099
Idk where to ask her to though, everywhere around is shitty
>>690264099
fucking myself
>>690264183
ask her over to your house
make sure you have condoms
>>690264099
There you go! Don't tell her places are shitty, she might like the place, especially if she's a local.
>>690264240
This
>>690264099
Nice OP nice u could have done this hours ago but nice anyways
>>690264099
>>690264099
Free as fuck. Let's free them titties out of your shirt and send me a pic of what I'll be sucking on later
>>690264183
Any live entertainment? That's number 1 above all else.
>>690264240
I really shouldn't ask her to my house
my family is really annoying especially my sisters, and would have nowhere private, wouldnt go over well to say the least
>>690264099
Check'd
Also took long enough.
>>690264435
Her house, rape her, then rape her parents
>>690264099
You're clearly not confident enough to pull off just a meal. She's into you enough that you're probably fine, but just in case get something that has a distraction. A live show, a gig, anything other than a movie.
Ask her if she likes meat, then say you will give her the sausage regardless.
>>690264435
Then tell her that say and ask if you meet at her place.
>>690259101
Best first date idea? Gun range. Girls get all horny for some reason after shooting a gun and its the best sex youll ever have
OP. Why not take her out to an arcade.
All bitches love this. Innocent, doesn't make you seem needy, cheap and fun.
show her your figure collection
If dubs send dick pic
>>690264687
This, but don't specifically mention it's your sisters that are the problem, just say it's your family. You don't want to specifically target women until you know if she's a shit cunt that sees discrimination everywhere
>>690264849
rolling for this
>Hey I got your number from Rychinfatfuck
Hey whats up
.talk. for 15 messages
Lets go shooting guns
>Uhh why?
No reason.
>>>690264709
Verified mouth hugs
Bet that bitch would love to go to a museum. You got a museum nearby op?
>>690264849
dubs gfet
>>690264849
rolloing
>>690259777
trips of truth
>>690264994
fucking keked, cant even tell why
>>690264782
Fuck no.
>>690264849
roll
What is she rate/10 OP?
>>690264849
FUCKING ROOOOL
>>690265066
winrar
>>690259465
She saw you in person BEFORE she asked a friend for your phone number. She doesn't give a flying fuck about your moles, she thinks you're cute.
>>690265066
op send it no balls
>>690265153
Except this isn't a "dubs decides" thread.
>>690265219
OP here
the person who said the shit about the moles isnt me...
>>690265219
I don't think you're replying to op here anon
>>690265222
TRIPS
>>690265400
dubs again
>>690265222
op, just do your own thing
she's obviously interested in you and you seem like a normal dude, just relax and go with the flow
you've got this, now get the fuck off of /b/
Op here, fuck this shit. I want laid. If someone sends me the best dick pic i'll send it.
Make it look legit, no black cocks either.
>>690265595
fuck off you giant massive faggot
>>690264849
Fuck you, not sending a dick pic
>>690265066
Fuck your dubs
>>690265222
Nice trips, but still fuck you no
>>690265595
wow pulling out all the stops dude
but really though, she if she even WANTS a dick pic dude, she's most likely some smart girl who finds that trash
>>690265595
I hope you're not OP, because that's the worst plan I've ever heard
>>690265595
I am OP this wasnt me
why the fuck would I send a dick pic
Op here, she just sent me her tits on snapchat, what do? I wasnt expecting it and it deleted
>>690265066
>>690265716
>>690265749
>>690265799
>>690265809
Don't you guys want me to get laid, fucking hell
>>690265912
>trying this hard
>>690265595
Just ask her out
>>690265749
>>690266057
so?
>>690266057
Why did you send that to yourself
>>690261095
Idk OP you sound like you're really having a nice conversation with her. In my experience less is always more with texting girls. Not these long ass 5 line story messages. Gotta give her something to chase a little. But it would seem weird to start doing that now bc it'd be a total change in tone.
>>690264099
OP don't fuck this up. If there is a bar, go the bar. A restaurant ? Go to restaurant. No matter how good or shitty they are.
If they are shit, you'll can laugh about it later. If it was good, well you win. In both way, you win if you play it nice
How do I say the first option she gave without sounding like a faggot
>>690266374
the main thing is to meet her and talk. The bar or the restaurant are just excuses
>>690266402
>chill
>>690266402
Your choice, Im up for anything :D
>>690266402
Take her to get something to eat, Jesus she's literally stopping just short of straight up telling you she's interested. Are you fucking around on purpose? no-one can be this clueless.
>>690264099
Good job op, don't fuck this up go out, talk, call her to eat dinner at your house/watching a movie, then bang her.
I'm proud of you
>>690266402
u can say
we could something ? do u have something in mind ^^?
>>690266402
"I'm up for anything, even if it's just chilling out with some movies or something."
>>690266402
Go to a fucking laser tag or some shit, goddamn you OP, she's giving herself to you. Kill the boy and let the man be born.
>>690266402
OP invite her over she's down to just chill. Pussy is locked in already.
>>690266402
your call soldier. But if she's the kind to go out, then you might want to go out with her
>>690266402
Shit. She is taking charge. There is NO way you can fuck this up OP.
>>690266402
>chill
>>690266648
This this this this, don't fuck this up, that's the best fucking answer
make us proud of you
>>690266402
Seriously, you have nothing to loose here ! She did all the preleminary job for you !
>>690266644
kek xD
>>690266644
>^^
That's beta as fuck. Never do that again.
Don't listen to most of these retards. If you're going to ask someone out make sure you give at least a place and preferably a time. "Wanna go of for drinks" is sooooo fuckibg beta. So for example; "hey I was thinking about seeing that new xmen movie. Wanna go this Friday?". This shit is not that deep.
>>690266644
DON'T DO THAT SHIT !
EVER !
>>690266402
Invite her for a dinner/movie at your house
>>690266991
Don't listen to this guy. Don't spend a dime on this bitch just ask her if she wants to come over for a movie and then never call her again. Works for me every time
>>690266402
JUST CHILL
Oh Op you're so fucking in
>>690266402
JUST CHILL YOU GIANT FUCKING FAGGOT
>>690267144
DUBS CHECK'D
were getting you pussy op
>>690266402
NETFLIX
>>690266648
I did this response, I'll post update
>>690266402
JUST CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>690253379
What if you are excitable though and she is to? Don't listen to this tard telling you to behave differently than you normally would to get a girl, it will only cause problems down the road when it starts to arise that that's not actually who you are. Be yourself and find someone who loves that and you love in kind, that is all.
p.s. if you can't get with a girl without someone else telling you how to do it, you're probably not compatible with each other.
"you could come over to my place and we could watch a movie or something"
>>690267273
We're doing nothing, she's getting him pussy for free. She's doing all the work.
>>690267516
This. OP would have to go full autist to fuck this up
"Go out with me or there will be an accident"
>>690267503
>>690267128
>>690266701
>said hes not going to invite over his house
>>690267615
Kek
Are you dense mate? This girl is so into you that she's practically fucking you. Just don't be stupid
>>690267516
yeah but he has listening to our advice to play it cool
>>690253722
>turning Sarah into the Sahara
>>690267596
OP would have to straight up say he doesn't want to hang to mess this up, and even then that would make her more attracted to him for about a week.
>>690267677
It works 95% of the time no scam
>>690267321
Nooooooo man that answer means that she has to decide what to do, you should have said something like "ok, what do you think of some pizza and movie at me"
Why hasn't OP posted pic of this girl? Are you all gay?
>>690267786
I wanted to, but I cant bring her over my house, already said why, and I didnt know how to say over her house without sounding invasive
>>690267422
Realest advice in the entire thread.
Everybody is different and as such each relationship is unique. How about you all stop playing games like children and be honest with who you are to the people around you?
>>690267736
I mean, if he responds to "do you want to chill" with "are you on birth control? Or should I bring my condoms? They're a bit old" it could go downhill. She's into him, but creepiness is a turn off
>>690267896
I don't have any pics, said so in the first few posts
I didn't really know the girl before she texted me otherwise I would have posted some
>>690252427
>Stat class
What a fag.
>>690267786
>what do you think
Wow that's what I call taking charge
OP don't listen to this guy, she's inviting you over to fuck you, I don't know how this could be more clear at this point.
did i do it right guis
>>690253247
yeahp OP this is literally the only way to respond to her
for sure shed jokingly say "LOL OKAY" and then you have to really go. shows that you arent a huge faggot and actually are fun to be around..
you fucking faggot
>>690252427
"wanna play ten question?", "sure,anon". "1st favourite movie..?" etc.
>>690268300
gr8 b8 m8
>>690268050
What kind of girl doesn't have facebook? You said she was in your class you idiot.
>>690252427
>"Rian? What kind of shit spelling is that?"
>>690268300
>Very nice OP.
>kek
>>690267939
Oh ok now I've read it, than you have answered almost the best, maybe you could have told her to go out taking a drink and talking and then at the end asking her to take her home (you take your car)
>>690268300
>>690268300
This thread is making me breath really deeply to avoid a fucking anxiety attack after reading these text exchanges. This is insane OP, the tension is killing me. Look, she is making it as easy as humanely possible, and has already allowed the possibility of you taking her nowhere and just chilling at one of your houses. This reminds me of conversations I had a few years ago with a girl that really liked me and I really liked back but we never did anything because of shitty back and forths like this. Don't be like me, just take her to anything and she will be happy because she already likes you OR take her up on the 'chill' offer and just watch some shit at somebody's house and skip right to the banging. Do this for me OP, I need this.
>>690268396
She probably has one, that doesn't mean they're friends. If it's a big town he probably hasn't ever talked to half his stat class, let alone learnt their names well enough to accept a friend request.
>>690268300
lul
>>690253379
i personally wouldnt use the word "totally"
but this is as solid as it gets...dont use fucking exclamation points.
the girl on the other hand can use whatever the fuck she wants.
