How come you don't have a girlfriend?
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How come you don't have a girlfriend?
>>690241121
What a bunch of make up for a morning picture
I did. Till the wife found out.
>>690241121
because i'm an alcoholic - feels bad man
>>690241265
kek
>>690241121
Because I broke up with her. She wouldn't stop gaining weight.
>>690241252
It's a long distance relationship
>>690241401
She's cute. Moar of her ?
>>690241401
Then she's cheating
because I look like the hollow version of dark souls chatacters.
<< NOT A CUCK.
Find a new one every other night..
>>690241121
Most woman and needy, selfish, and have social issues.
We date a lot, but no labels on anything yet. On that friendzone edge rn.
I do I love my chubby ginger gf
>>690241121
My parents keep telling me to prioritize studies over relationships
And yes im asian
>>690241391
The girl gets always fat
>>690241518
>muh projection
>>690241901
>mfw I dated a chubby who got fit
>>690241121
Because I married her.
>>690241901
Only if you let them. I'm not into that. I don't mind a little chub, but if I see no signs of trying to improve, I can't stick around for that shit.
Because they're an expensive hobby, and aside from the pussy human companionship is obnoxious and not worth the trouble.
I'm 46, btw.
>>690241121
Because I hate females.
>>690241401
She's getting fucked
Because I'm gay
Because fuck buddies are way cheaper
Because I'm unattractive.
>>690243198
you look alright
I eventually fuck it up by being an insecure beta bitch as a result of me having been a late bloomer.
>>690243198
Do you have any muscle mass anon?
>>690241121
Because I'm poor and a NEET.
I am also physically repulsive and my penis is small.
>>690243333
Indeed I do. I've even had strangers come up to me and ask if I do boxing (even though I don't).
Because she became a man.
I'm not fucking kidding. I met a smart, cute, loyal, funny, crude and crass woman that was fucking amazing. Seriously, I fell head-over-heels in love like on the second date.
But she reveals she doesn't want to be a woman, she wants to be a man. A gay man. So there's that. So I guess I have a boyfriend? I don't know. He (now) moved away. I'm depressed as hell because I don't want to let go of this person, but he's 3 states away now and I hate long distance shit.
>>690242300
46 and still haven't figured out how to balance a relationship. Fucking KEK
It's definitely them, not you anon
>>690243482
Ok thats good.
Do you want a GF?
>>690243482
We totally believe you
>>690241121
Because im not currently emotionally mature enough to deal with the fact that they all cheat at that stage.
my social skills are garbage, but im good looking tho
>>690241121
Because I'm mentally unstable and incapable of forming meaningful relationships anymore. I'm an apathetic edgelord to a tee. But i have a job, an apt, a car, i do well for myself, I'm just by myself. For me the negativity has never once proven to be worth the positive aspects of being with a girl long term.
>>690243768
They don't ALL cheat anon. That's just a cop out anyways.
>>690243726
Ain't bullshitting.
>>690241121
Bc i would just try to get her pregnant the whole time reguardless of her wishes.
>>690241710
omg moar
>>690243834
Show face
Cause she felt in love in a gay guy... fuck, I loved her...
small dick
Because I only want a virgin
And there are none because Chad fucks every girl
Also women disgust me. Even she is a virgin, she probably has masturbated thinking of a Chad so still unpure.
Also she has to be kissless
>>690241121
because im an egoistic asshole, who insults other ppl without even noticing it alot of times
also, im too socialy retarded to notice if a girl is attracted or not, i had a 100% chance atleast twice and blew both of them...
im 21 and not living with parents for like 2 years
Because I'm not attractive and not interesting
I mean im lonely as fuck but thats how its more or less always been. I had a long term girlfriend but shes always this on again off again kinda person, so i dont want to get too deeply invested again.
I dont really want to date anyone partly cuz i dont enjoy stressing and chasing after girls. Makes me feel like i have to pimp myself out for approval. My current strat is to just not worry about it till after wrap up my jr/sr year at boulder and start my career. Them im gunna see.if okcupid/whatever can match me with someone ill have more in common with than anyone i can meet day to day. So until then im here beatin my meat with you faggerellis.
>>690244008
Afraid of your own inadequacy
>>690243912 or average is the point i wanted to make
>>690244110
Don't worry
Chad will take care of your future wife for you when you're focused on establishing your career. He will make brains cum.
>>690244200
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>690244207
*her brains
>>690243885
Wow pretty wide shoulders anon you should definetly do boxing then.
>>690244065
You sound just like me.
Because I have put in about 10% effort since my last girlfriend to try and find a new one. Work and anxiety have kept me outta the game.
>>690244232
show you're face then scrub
>>690244200
>posting pictures of yourself on an anonymous internet board to prove someone else "wrong" about the mean things they said about you
>>690244200
FUCKING KEK
>>690244200
Yeh you're good mate, average looking dude so you've got the opportunity to do well.
Do you want to get a GF and/or be better at socializing?
>>690244200
Can't KEK any harder
>>690243885
would suck ur nipple
>>690241518
>>690242352
>image search
newfags
>>690244353
I'm the ugliest man on earth so no point in showing it
>>690244200
You're not good looking.
>>690244161
Chad musta really shit in your cornflakes huh pal?
>>690244373
soicialize is good enough still gf i strugle but yeah i was wrong thinking i can get advise on the hell of the internet seeing other people comments
>>690244452
DOUBLE KEK
>>690244557
Nigga. I am Chad.
>>690243549
Long distance shit is the worst. Also transitioning like that mid relationship seems shitty.
>>690244483
He's not photogenic, needs to lose about 20 pounds (at least), and needs a better hair style.
Like most /b/-tards, there's potential, it's just wasted.
>>690244483
i said average after u blind?
Because I fucked up with THE ONE and don't want to bother again.
>>690244557
No
Chad has everything in life by default while I have to work hard for simple pleasures.
Its not fair
>>690244343
someone ever told you, that you are "passive aggressive"?
>>690244652
So gou refer to yourself in the 3rd person? Shit man, i dont feel so bad about myself anymore, thanks.
>>690244584
Could you tell me how ugly I am if I post a pic without keking?
I just want advice
Pls anyone help
>>690244682
You said average after back peddling off your original statement that you were good looking.
Average=/=good looking
>>690244677
photogenic and lose weight i agree on that hair i dont really care i just shave it every month
>>690244807
sure man. Im a nice person so i won't make fun and i will give you an honest rating.
Because to have a girlfriend you need to at least have a job and your own car, do you think a girl would go out with you if you're already 22 with no job/money, without a car, and most importantly without any future?
![lonesome-lenny[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TrUVdr0.jpg "lonesome-lenny[1].jpg")
You know, I had a girlfriend. But she don't move no more.
>>690241121
because i know they will cheat at some point, i'm not that bad looking, with pretty good job, but i'm paranoiac and I think that when she is not around me she is fucking someone.. but i get used to to being alone, and compared to my previous relationships it's pretty good
>>690244653
To be fair, she (he? Fuck pronouns. It's the timeline shit that confuses me.) told me about it very early on, but took a while to start the actual process. I honestly could deal with the transitioning part, it's the moving away bit that tears at my heart, honestly.
There was no conversation about him staying, or me moving with him. Similar to the transgender bit, he told me early on he didn't want to live here much longer, but still, we were doing great together like a year into it. No conversation or consideration, he just sort of was like "Well, I'm done with work, gonna move next week, kthxbai"
Makes me feel like I didn't mean that much to him, even though he said otherwise. Oh well, shit happens, I just solve my issues with drugs, alcohol, and a constant refusal to acknowledge my broken emotional state.
>>690244796
Help me out anon. When did I refer to myself in the 3rd?
>>690241121
This is why.
>>690244770
All the time; passive aggressive, paranoid, apathetic, i have a pretty good list going
>>690241121
Because after 6 years she cheated on me.
>>690244807
me to man but i got kekked already so no worry
>>690244873
>i dont really care
That sounds like your issue with a lot of things in life.
>>690244110
Thats me. Rate me, feggs. Why dont i pull the puss people tell me i can.
>>690245004
Because you have a matching fedora with a red and silver flame shirt?
>>690241121
I'm ugly
>>690244574
You're on a shit house site but there's always the diamond in the rough.
I'll only give elaborate advice if you really want to hear it but I will give you a quick strategy for now.
>Go out to a bar with mates (not a club), have a few beers to loosen up
>Let them know you're keen to find a root tonight, if you're a little insecure about talking to girls it helps having all your bro friends rooting for you in the background
>Start chatting up girls, don't fucking impress them for the love of god, you are looking for one to suit your needs, not the other way around
>Go out with mates about twice a week doing this for good results
The shit works, if you want a GF you will meet a lot of girls out doing this and it won't be as intimidating with buddies all around
>>690245005
Lose weight, get in shape. Works for everyone.
>>690244200
If you lost weight and got /fit/ you could probably do alright for yourself.
>>690245005
its not that bad i have to be honest only problem is you're smile and nose
>>690245146
Probably the wide nose breathin up all the white mans air.
>>690241121
I'm a hideous chud with no redeeming qualities.
>>690245146
8+/10 I'm not gay but i imagine that's what someone who was attracted to you would say. I can feel the lack of emotion behind your eyes even through this picture. Maybe that's why kek
I could have one but I don't have a car
>>690245005
Hit up a gym and try to drop a few pounds, you have a bit of a rounder face but it seems kinda cute. I personally like your hair, the messy bit is adorable, but an actual style might help "clean up" your look a bit.
>>690245146
>Why dont i pull the puss people tell me i can.
Because you lack confidence as evidenced by the fact that you posted a picture of yourself on an anonymous image board.
>>690243333
CHECKEM
>>690245146
Que?
>>690245006
and zero motiviation for anything in life ?
random boobs for ya
>>690245251
i might try this tonight
>>690243333
godly checked
>>690243319
Dude, I'm missing half my ear and women love my attitude and fit body. You look bretty good, bro. No homo
>>690241121
Decent physical apperance,tall and quiet social,but an absolute beta when it comes to women
>>690245337
I mean i had a fling with this 10/10 (4/10 personality) back in freshman year, and all soph my ex and i fucked on and off. In my mind its not insecurity i jist dont feel like i conmect with a lot of girls on interests and personality and shit.
I live with my parents. (I turned 20 today.) Furthermore, conscription means I have to serve in the military for up to a year from now.
As a boyfriend I will be no good for as long as I don't have my own place, and spending all my time in a forest away from home isn't helpful either.
I'll start putting effort to this stuff when I have my own place and I'm out of the military.
>>690245498
Do you know me kek? Asian for you
>>690245498
i like this pic
>>690241274
I love everything about this picture
>>690245510
DO IT.
Action always trumps thought so get yourself on the right track.
If you wanna go balls deep there's a shit ton that you can do so getting a GF/Sex life is improved 1000x but at the end of the day its up to you
>>690245498
Wow she's hot. Source?
>>690245827
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/4822270/Monimusume-Chesqin
>>690245646
>i jist dont feel like i conmect with a lot of girls on interests and personality and shit.
This usually stems from one of two things, either your personality is as vapid and shallow as the girls you attract, or you push away deeper relationships due to a fear of bringing them close to you.
>>690244065
Is this 2-years-in-the-future me?
>>690241274
I feel fuckin bad for this guy lowkey.
He has been depressed for about 10-15 years in regards to his movie releases
>>690245005
You look like gargamel
>>690245666
Satan has a good rack. Checked.
>>690241121
Because I'm married.
I swear to god y'all are a bunch of beta faggots. I am a thorough neckbeard and have a fiancee. If you can make a girl laugh, you have a chance. Stop being insecure pussies.
I don't have a girlfriend because my long term girlfriend broke up with me a while back, has been with two guys since, often tells me that she loves me and has cheated on both of them with me. Now I'm joining the Army to clear my mind and get over this bullshit
>>690246173
was she a virgin?
Has she had sex with other guys?
>>690246049
I lol'd. You're absolutely right.
>>690245510
Not a shill I promise, but basically all the advice on here is logical and works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO57F6VLBYc&list=PL0AE9F99808E1D6A8
Just be confident.
>>690246049
>>690241121
>I only want a virgin
>
>Chad fucks every girl
>
>women disgust me.
>
>masturbated to Chad
Yup. Small dicked faggot. Just come out of the closet already
Crippling insecurity.
>>690245891
Lol anon youre not getting it, i never get to push away for fear of deeper relationships cuz i never get any going in the first place. I legit just cant find a girl who shares my interests and hobbies which is a big one for me.
A girl who plays vidya? Minority right there. Likes metal? Even smaller group. Like exercise? Nil. See what i mean
>>690241121
Chasing that girl for a couple of months now, she'll be moving in a few weeks.
I don't have a girlfriend because I wouldn't want noone but her.
>>690241121
she dumped me almost a week ago
The girl I like lives in a different country...how pathetic is that
>>690246514
Different interests can keep things interesting though, you would always have something to talk about. You don't need a carbon copy of yourself.
>>690246514
A girl with exact same hobbies as you is the recipe for a boring relationship
>>690246287
No and Yes. I'm her 11th. We are both 21.
>>690246611
damn
Chad is making her cum tonight
>>690241401
Thats simulair to not have a gf.
>>690246782
Kek
Enjoy raising your wife's son
>>690241881
Hahahahahahaha
>>690246297
thanks man
i've had one for pretty much 10 years now
Ringed that bitch.
>>690241121
Because my wife beat the shit out of my last one
>>690241121
Because women are bitches
>>690246912
Anytime and best of luck.
>>690241881
But anon
While you study Chad is pounding your future wife's pussy to oblivion
So don't you worry. She is being taken care of. Just focus on your career. When she's in her thirties she will settle for you.
>>690245886
Thanks
>>690244705
You're 17. She sucks. You'll get over it.
Trust me, in 5 years you'll be glad you didn't get stuck with her
>>690247005
Glad you feel thay way. More women for the rest of us.
Because I've got better things to do than to cater to someone other than me.
jk wasting my life on 4chan
>>690246800
its cool
i got bitches
>>690247005
There are exceptions.
>>690244705
You have no way of knowing she was the one if you were never in a relationship. Move on and there will be an infinite number of 'the ones' out there.
>>690246611
>>690246800
>>690247377
this is dubious
>>690247399
>infinite number of 'the ones
Not true
Nonvirgin girls don't exist
>>690241710
Moar!!
>>690247483
I meant virgin girls don't exist
i have a gf.
>>690247483
>Implying there's anything special about a virgin
>>690244705
I'm one step away of losing my one.
I would moralfag at you saying it will get better but shit man I don't even think so.
i never want one again. i chased the same gitl for 6 years, she knew how i felt and just led me on for years, one day she said she had this fetish where she'd like to lock someone up. she said if i was willing she'd finally let me fuck her after i was locked up for a week. she lied and kept postponing it. i never got to fuck her and ended up doing things i regret to finally get out of it.
>>690241121
I gave up a long time ago. I got tired of all the bullshit you need to go through to be with someone. The self centered sense of entitlement all women seem to have in regards to relationships just shut down all desire to be with one. I just got sick of feeling like a servant that was never good enough. Whatever, my life is happy enough. I moved on.
>>690246022
So what, he is a fucking millionaire. Ever seen a sad guy staring out the window of his private jet thinking, what am i doing with my life. Seriously gtfo with your depressed bullshit.
>>690247717
Yes it fucking does. Use this time to focus on yourself and be the god damn man you know you should be. Go to the gym, go back to school, join the fucking army. Do something today that will make you the man you deserve to be tomorrow. Shit only stays bad if you do nothing to fix it
>>69024420
Shave, dress better, lose 10 pounds, and then you'll be pulling them in
>be me
>look like this
do you even need to ask why i have no gf?
it sucks /b/ros.
>>690247927
yeah because it didn't happen to robin williams right ? he killed himself for the lolz
>>690244707
Yeah but Chads don't make it, Zuckerbergs do
>>690247997
Haircut and gym. Easy way to add 5/10 points for you. You're not a bad looking guy. Your lack of effort to take care of yourself is, however
>>690247587
you forgot
>pic unrelated
>>690247939
Thanks anon, motivated me a little.
The thing is I don't even have that bad of a chance right now, considering we are pretty lose.
But I'll go fuck the gym and slay the military when she rejects me, I promise.
>>690247394
haha i still need to meet that non bitch woman cause honestly all womans are bitches and high ego sluts these days
>>690241121
Never been interested, don't like relying on other people or them relying on me.
>>690248235
You figured that out from talking to them yourself then yeah?
>>690247765
that's messed up man
does an internet gf count ;-;
>>690247908
This. Always the same shit with women these days.
>>690241121
Is this chick's name Rosie?
>>690247997
You look like a nice person.
I could see this man having a grill.
>>690248014
Best joke he ever did.
Played the field in my 20's and early 30's and now the single women in my age range are all shit.
>>690248223
Even if she doesn't reject you, maybe you should look into one of those options anyway. As bad as it sounds, the one will come and go. You are the only thing that really matters in this world
>>690247997
Just get fit you dickhead
Crying won't lose weight
>>690243319
Hahaha, just like me. Well, i'm not a late bloomer. but ever since I lost my whole friend group (6 funerals in 4 years) I just can't handle women. They just never tell you straight up what is up with them. So then I start to doubt myself and ruin it. Like the other anon said, you look pretty good. Don't give up!
>>690248235
I've met a few who aren't, hell I even know some women who are intelligent and good bros.
Maybe you're just very unfortunate?
>>690247997
I will agree with >>690248198
Get some of that fat off your face, talk to someone about good hairstyles and have a nice fitting dress shirt once you have a little muscle and have carrots/carotene for the golden glow and you'd look beast AF
>>690248198
>>690248688
i just dont have time to work out
>>690248621
thanks man
>>690248822
what if male pattern baldness strikes. how screwed am i?
>>690241121
Because I'm bipolar and also paranoid so I always worry about getting my heart broken again.
>>690247765
what did she make you do ?
>>690248687
I will, just saying that I probably shouldn't kill my hopes of getting the one I desire.
>>690248917
In the time you spend posting on /b/ you could be at the gym, and chicks aren't that put off by baldness.
>>690241121
Because I live with my mom still. And I get bored with people way too quickly
>>690249021
she made me dress up like a girl which was already fucked up, but after the second week, she said i'd have to help her with her new boyfriend. i would not let me out unless i helped suck him hard etc. i fucking hate the bitch now, wasted so much time on her
>>690248917
I refuse to believe you can't find a window of 15 to 60 minutes a day a few times a week. Even if for some reason you're worked so hard that all you can do is sleep when you get off your 7 day shifts, eat healthier. That's 90%of weight loss anyway. Or, alternatively, enjoy being constantly insecure about yourself and pretend that it's an irreversible problem that you've been cursed with.
I'm 6'2" and this time last year, I was 235. After not quitting on myself, I'm now a lean 160. If I can do it, you can too. And trust me. I had actual struggles to overcome to get there
>>690248917
Dude please you definitely do have time for gym.
Please tell me what your schedule is every day. If its 16 hours every day 7 days a week of hard labor then I understand but I highly doubt it.
The one thing you don't realise about working out:
>Once you get into it, its FUN
>VERY FUN
>Pick Gym over Vidya any day of the week FUN
>"Oh shit it's my fuckin rest day oh well 1 set of biceps wont hurt" kind of fun. srs
If you're worried about it then stay off the juice, it increases the rate of male pattern baldness (HGH). But don't even worry about going bald, if you're a badass with muscle then going bald is fuckin good, you look more beastly.
Looks help but attitude is more important. Let that sink in, tried and true.
Working on it currently, not losing her to some Chad cunt
I lost her to a guy in vape nation. So really I guess I didn't lose anything to begin with
>>690241121
Live with my parents and I'm in college.
Also, horrifying bacne due to a medical complication.
>>690241121
Vidya is more fun than women
>>690243198
I'd suck your dick mate
Not even a homo
>>690249470
i just dont wanna get too bulky i wanna get tone. Also, i work full time at a retail store in the local strip mall.
>>690250103
You have to have tried both before you can proclaim something like that. Most women will play games with you if you're warm, welcoming and find something that they can get into. I've never met a girl that wouldn't take my second controller and play if offered
>>690244200
Nice dubs. Shit face.
>>690250382
Well getting tone won't happen sitting on /b/. Getting toned out starts by you getting off your ass and jogging around your neighborhood after work and having a naked salad for dinner
>>690243885
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? you telling yourself that you're unattractive is an insult to us real uglies. GET SOMETHING TO BOOST SELF-ESTEEM YOU FUCKING CUCK
>>690250395
I doubt women are interested in anything besides mobile and casual shit.
[spoiler]I'd rather play my rts alone anyway[/spoiler]
>>690250683
fugg
Because as an insecure 20 year old i dont know where to meet women
Cause we broke up....
>>690245004
>Unorthodox ring.
>Well manicured nails.
You could've just said ' I am homo'
>>690241121
Whores are cheaper
>>690245016
The 7 year itch. Been there son.. I have been there
Because getting a vasectomy at the age of 21 allowed me to have sex with anyone I wanted with no consequences (almost). Women don't wanna stay with me in a relationship, but danm it if they don't wanna sample it without risk.
>>690245146
broo you have blue eyes you can get girls easely
>>690243886
Underrated post
>>690250683
You will never. Ever. Find a woman that is as deep into your hobbies as you are. The best relationship I've ever had was with a girl that just loved binding of Isaac. We would play that game together for hours and hours all the time. Anywhere from the fun "I bet you a blowjob I can get farther than you" or just because it's comforting to enjoy something with someone. Even if it's not your number one choice of game, it'll get there with the right girl.
>And when she left, I hopped right onto ArmA or company of heroes with the bois and a wet dick
>>690250382
There's a common misconception about lifting weights. I will lay out how it works briefly.
>Step 1: find out BMR (Resting Metabolism for the Day; how many calories are needed for break even)
Losing Weight= Calorie Deficit
Gaining Weight= Calorie Surplus
So, If your BMR is 1800 calories, add say 400 calories for work, you need 2200 calories per day on average to break even, more calories and you put on weight, less calories and you lose weight.
To gain muscle: Its debated but about 1 gram of protein per day (meats mostly) per lb of bodyweight. If you are about 185lb for instance, 185g protein per day to gain muscle AS WELL as exceeding your CALORIE REQUIREMENTS.
>SO
You want to tone up? Eat LESS than your daily calorie needs. Plain and simple. Gym will make your body need more calories for break even so you will lose weight faster, you will lose weight and gain some muscle in the process
>>690245345
Quads are wasted in a thread like this
how depressing
>>690245146
Maybe you should put a shirt on
>>690251332
>You will never. Ever. Find a woman that is as deep into your hobbies as you are.
Then why should I care about getting a gf?
>>690247997
Nigga u just gotta drink more water
I am pretty good looking and buffed and many girls want me, but i am madly in love with my ugly looser friend and she is the only girl that dosent want me
>>690251889
Why does he need to do that?
>>690241121
She's quite cute OP. More maybe?
I have terrible social skills, I am scared of intimacy and feeling vulnerable, I can't empathize with people and I hide myself in my apartment all the time.
What makes it worse is that I'm a good looking guy, so people like my parents and even strangers get angry when I tell them I don't have a girlfriend. I can never figure that out.
>>690243198
HEY YOU'RE FROM THE DRUNK THREAD
Too busy with college & my own future to worry about anyone else's
>>690241121
Because I am married.
I've been in love with the same woman for 4 years now. I'm in my 30s, we were just about to become official, but I ended up cheating on her with a 20 year old. We still live together, but our relationship is pretty much over. I'm too much of a pussy to move on, and feel like I'd just fuck up another woman's life
>>690246688
same here
im not a beta feg, i had lots of gfs, had pusy day and night but i fell in love with a girl, now she is gone and for 2 years now, i cant even care to talk to another girl. all the game in me gone with her. i told her i will always love you before the day she went away. she 'pfft'ed me. said did you love me when you were fuking all those girls. i coulnt say i was doing that to forget about her. i couldnt. she would be impressed if we ever talk again i guess
>>690241121
Because
>I don't like approaching girls randomly and havevery little chance of meeting likely victims
>even with "dream girls" I imagine myself getting tired of the hassle of a relationship and eventually breaking up.
>why cant I just have a fuck buddy
Because I'm 23 and have come to the realization that 90% of women under 27-30 are self centered, irrational, and can't hold a conversation worth partaking in. I get laid at least once a week, usually more, got a few long-term FWBs from Tinder and occasionally take a chick home from the bar since I live right by downtown. But I would not put a ring on a modern Western woman without 5+ years of sufficient proof that her brain is worth marrying.
>>690251793
Because you're cripplingly lonely and you want nothing more than to share your life experiences with another person. Let's pretend you're a car guy for a minute. You're absolutely infatuated with astrodynamics and engine theory. One day, you meet a girl that loves cars as well, but she really, really loves painting them and body modifications. Why stick your nose up at someone that can show you beauty in something you never thought to look at before?
>>690241121
Low confidence
I'm short, 5'5
I'm fat
I'm balding
I'm only 20
Still a virgin
I'll never get a girlfriend and I'll never have sex unless I pay for it.
Feelsbadman
why would i need my own when I have yours?
>>690252368
Shit dude that's mathed up.
>>690252368
Danny DeVito Jr.
>>690252368
Everyone pays for sex, Anon
>>690252559
>>690252624
He's not wrong
>>690252345
>can show you beauty in something you never thought to look at before?
Sounds pretty gay
>>690252345
Because you're cripplingly lonely and you want nothing more than to share your life experiences with another person.
That's what friends are for.
>>690241121
Because girls are scary and expensive.
>>690252716
Oh I know, kekd me off guard
Although I can think of times getting laid off tinder where I didn't really pay in any way, no strings attached no hassle hook up, perfect
>>690241274
Anomie - being Adam Sandler at in n out - at night with a bunch of kids
They are intimidated by someone successful.
>Actor with small parts in Hollywood movies
>Active exercise life
>Countless hobbies including being a good cook and DIY-man
>Actively read and write
>Can question and tear apart arguments and carry a conversation
>Decently handsome
I have actually been told more than a few times by girls when I pried about about it that they don't like to feel like they're inferior or baby-like to their dates/partners. They want a mediocre-achiever because they get to feel like they're equally mediocre achievements are good enough.
It's legit fucking hilarious how sad that is, especially when I can't hold a girl down for anything past a shag because of it. I will probably die alone.
>>690252977
how the fuck do you even initiate sex with some rando chick once you meet her
>>690252716
you only pay if you have a commitment or obligation to the person around the pussy
I use 4chan.
>>690253053
it was pretty simple, she didn't speak a lot of english, as soon as I arrived I tried making small talk and she was just fucking me with her eyes so I just went straight in.
>>690242050
heeeeeeeey
>>690252748
Hey man, if that's how you want to live your life, they go for it. How far do you honestly think lying to yourself is going to get you in life?
>>690241121
Because I'm a fucking psychotic piece of shit in that all my suicidal tendencies come flying out like opening Pandora's Box when someone DARES to try and tell me I'm not a wretched, awful person deserving of nothing but pain.
>>690253042
serves you right for being a pompous, pretentious cunt
>>690250992
that doesnt have to do shit with anything lmao
>>690253345
>Because I'm a fucking psychotic piece of shit in that all my suicidal tendencies come flying out like opening Pandora's Box when someone DARES to try and tell me I'm not a wretched, awful person deserving of nothing but pain.
>>690253042
>especially when I can't hold a girl down for anything past a shag because of it
at least you get a shag mate
>>690253376
I never come off as either, and that's confirmed by the ones I've asked. But success breeds jealousy I guess.
I'm extremely apathetic and emotionally distant
Hard to get a girlfriend when you can barely afford the wife you have. Trust me on that.
>>690241121
Because the wife would not approve
>>690252559
I know your right man. It just sucks watching all of my peers and friend getting into relationships or even family of there own.
I feel like I'm missing out on a crucial part of the human experience living my life this way. I feel like I'm crippled, socially. I would like to have someone to talk to, hold when times are hard, their times and mine. For all my flaws in other parts of my life I believe I would make a good husband and father.
I've been trying to better myself, I've reduced my portions, the things I eat, but, even should I lose the weight like I've wanted to do my whole life, I will still not be on par with the standards of most woman and it terrifies me.
I don't want to be anhero,I just want to be happy.
>>690253538
Dude you're delusional. You're annoying, pompous and condescending. That's why girls don't want to stay.
>>690253447
Yeah but I'd rather have love. That's the ridiculous part.. You always want what you can't seem to have. I'm actually bored of sex now cause it feels so empty. I want to do couple shit like travel together or Netflix without the fucking chill sometime.
But I'm sorry, I don't mean to come off as ungrateful or anything. I get what you mean.
>>690253419
> implying I think god exists
Not that kind of edgelord.
I have severe depression that I am smart enough to keep under wraps for the most part. There were only two times when people got to see the worst in me, and those were during relationships. The only thing those girls did wrong was thinking I deserved love. So I tried killing myself sliced myself up in front of them numerous times just so I could prove they were wrong.
Almost got sectioned cos I was put in two consecutive protective holds. Lied my ass off to the med director of the looney bin I was shacked up in after they threatened to take me to asylum.
>>690241121
because they are all clones of the same shit
disloyal manipulative selfish vain cunts
>>690253699
I can't take you seriously, because you make these assumptions without knowing how my conversations and dates go and also you disregard the fact I've gotten honest proof straight from the horse's mouth about this shit.
>>690253538
>self professed successful
>needs to list attributes/achievements on 4chan for validation
>say you make girls feel inferior to try and make anons feel inferior to your glory
dont see much to be jealous about dude
>>690253799
Of course I have to state aspects of my success, how else will you know the whole story? You need examples to make the conclusion have more weight. Otherwise you'll be defaulted to ugly neckbeard, oh wait it's 4chan, that's ALWAYS the go-to response. Jesus, guys..
>>690241555
kekd and checked
>>690253799
If anything, I'm just saying that shit so anons won't feel as bad. Everybody fucking thinks you have to be this rich, hung Dan Bilzerian playboy to get women when that's no guarantee too.
Anons should just ditch all these misconceptions and stop giving a fuck and putting women on pedestals. Overachieve if it's within you, but don't do it for pussy.
>>690250911
dubs don't lie
why bother with having a girlfriend when you can slam sluts and when you're dry on girls you can always call an escort for like $150 to get a halfway decent one.
>never go on dates
>only go out to eat occasionally with friends
>spend all of my money on myself and nto have to worry about someone else's bullshit
Feels good to not be tied down to anything or anyone, the world is my oyster.
>>690241121
Because I'm schizophrenic as fuck making it impossible to maintain a health relationship (I develop extreme paranoia for example), also I'm still hung up on the one who got away even after all these years and refuse to move on
>>690241555
Better than looking like you ate half the cast, like I do.
Because women are the cruelest members of an already terrible species that only ever seeks to damage the lives of other members of its species that generally lacks intelligence and most of the time doesn't deserve the air they breathe. That and they don't like me I suppose.
>>690241121
I don't have the energy to have a girlfriend. I care about say 1% of what other people seem to.
I think it's because my physically looks and my financial state. I'm skinny and poor. The only good thing is that I'm tall 6"1
Why dont i have a girlfriend?
Tiny dick.
>>690241121
Because I'm a depressed fag no one could possibly love
>>690254522
I'm so sorry
>>690253765
Hey, man.
I know where you're coming from. I've never been in a relationship that doesn't make me absolutely miserable after three months or so.
It hurts because I'm the asshole. The girls I've been with were super into me and always around, but that's clearly not what I want.
I'm confused about what the fuck I want.
>>690251932
Humblebrag of the week
>>690254755
>Men
>>690254755
Yeah it is a fucked up situation.
For me personally, the things I want changed depending on what they won't give me. Because I think I'm horrible and would much ratjer be right than happy.
She thought she could try cucking me and now she's done for.
>dates me
>break up, but eventually become friends with benefits; lose our virginity (virginities?) together.
>she decides to start dating some guy I happen to know
>I used to be casual friends with him, now I can barely bare thinking about him cause every time I do I picture my ex and him fucking
>while dating him, my ex and me are calling (we've known each-other and have been close friends for a couple years now)
>"you're, like, my husband, anon"
>me: oh my fucking god, are you cucking me?
>didn't think she thought of it as I would just be getting back with her as friends with benefits after they broke up. That's fucked up.
We were together for like a year and a half, and it was hard to let her go, but fuck. That. I'm not letting a girl turn me into a cuck.
I would date another girl, or just hook up with another girl, just to forget about her once and for all, but I don't want to just be using a girl for that reason, it seems wrong.
Help me anons, what do?
>>690241658
What the fuck
>>690255092
You need to remind her how much she needs you, not the other way around. But, best thing you could do in this situation is just throw it all out. The girl, the Ex-friend, start fresh. The faster you get away and get back out into the world doing your own thing the faster you will get a new girl and forget the old one.
>>690255669
The thing is, she doesn't need me cause she has like 50 guys drooling over her at any single moment, so the best I could do is fuck her any time she's not dating anyone, but I'm worried that would classify me as a cuck
Fine fine stop fucking bugging me
I will get one.
>>690255669
Also I kinda live in a somewhat tight community so I can't just leave people out of my life like that
>>690253714
Nah and I get what you mean too, but hey I'm just saying at least you get some fuk, i'm sure you'll find a girl.
>>690256637
>>690256409
Having a fuck buddy is fine man, your only a cuck if you buy her food, items, and cuddle after. Let her know what it is your doing together.
>>690241121
No social skills, and terrible personality.
>>690257184
In that case, what's wrong with cuddling afterwards? Can't you do that with any friend with benefits?
>>690256409
If theres 50 guys you need to be the one that stands out dont just give up.
>>690257453
>>690256409
Replied to the wrong person RIP
Cheating, lying, and just general shady shit. And my own paranoia.
