ITT: We post our first world/white people problems that make us sound like spoiled cunts:
>Having to delete pictures twice on iPhones
>>690239207
When my text messages take more than 10 seconds to send it pisses me off.
>>690239207
When your car air conditioner is working but isn't working well enough.
>>690239207
When you download FREE music and it has advertisements in the middle of the song.
Having a panic attack because you can't decide what to order at cheesecake factory
>>690239571
Fuckin' kek. Well done, anon.
>>690239292
You wait 10 seconds? I rage quit way before.
My penis is too small to satisfy an ass like this :(
When you're hungry and don't know what to eat because the fridge has too much food in it
>>690239781
She looks like a horse.
>>690239410
Also, when having the A/C on 76 degrees is too hot but 75 degrees is too cold.
>>690239838
Horses also need big dicks
>>690239823
kek. Been there done that.
When you don't have time to masturbate before going to your office job.
Throwing your laptop when your download speed drops below 1mbps
porn suddenly having to buffer while jerking off
When you get spare change back and have nowhere to put it.
>>690239410
who dat
>>690239207
i ran out of space on my 4TB external hard drive because i downloaded too much porn with my broadband internet connection
When delivery takes more than 30 minutes to bring food to your 3-story house.
>>690239888
Issat cupcake?
Mmm. Cupcake going from dogs to horses...
>>690240105
No sauce shit, just shut the fuck up
>>690239781
That's a big mare
>>690239207
The easiest one of all:
When the internet isn't working at all.
>>690239207
Starting statements with the word "when".
Driving 3 blocks and not being able to find parking
why do i have to pick a language at the ATM
When you have money but are too lazy to go grocery shopping so you just end up starving
When your girlfriend won't fuck you unless you buy her something
>>690240259
When no one cares but you.
>>690240316
That's just cuck problems
>>690240292
Because America is a country of immigrants
When you scratch your butthole, then accidentally pick your nose and it smells like shit all day.
>>690240519
Definitely not exclusive to the first world
why are there beggars anyway. Theres lots of charities to help them. gotta smoke gimme a dollar. Go to a charity, tell them I am hungry i got no smokes stick your hand out at a charity and stop demanding consideration from strangers. Get yourself connected and MAN UP
> My office needs a foosball table
> Flying to the other side of the world and buying new tech all the time really eats into my savings
> I have too much choice of things to do
> My hotel doesn't have a waterfall shower
> Hotels that have square toilets to be fancy are stupid, those things are awkward to sit on.
>>690239207
Having to throw away the k-cup after each cup of fresh coffee is annoying.
>>690239207
When getting more money than the average 19 y/o in denmark, but still dont have enough money to buy all the shit you want.
>>690240140
>>690240179
>>690240647
Usually they are people with criminal background that can only get terrible jobs if any.
>>690240778
That looks like a male to female operation gone wrong.
>>690240872
On a horse
>>690239496
>HIP HOP GAME DOT COM
>EXCLUSIVE SHIT
>DJ CLUE CLUE CLUE CLUE CLUE
looking to a stranger to provide for you is weak . I am tired of saying no to demanding twats who think providers are everyone they see. BEGGARS SUCK ASS
Having to clean out the fridge and throw away tons of food cause my fat ass just can't eat anymore. Murica!
Deciding which fast food joint to go thru at 3a.m. while im drunk and doing 90 down the side streets.
>>690240872
>>690240968
Fuckin' kek'd my dick off
>>690241067
>>690240647
Plenty of first world places without beggers.
>>690241062
I read the "clue" and instead read it in my head as that stupid fucking horn sound which I assume was your intention.
Nice writing bruh
I forgot to take my socks off before I got um the shower
>>690241075
My wife and I waste at least $20-$30 worth of food every week. The sad part is:
>It pisses me off every single time
>It makes me legitimately feel bad for wasting shit someone else would be perfectly happy eating
>I still do it every fucking week
Not sure if retarded or just too white to care.
When they dont make a sweet case for your new phone yet
When you get owned in a game, but can't blame lag because you gave gigabit Internet and a gtx 1080.
When your french fries don't have enough salt/have too much salt.
>>690241196
Great safari pictures!
I have to drive an hour in my $63,000 SUV to a job where I make $210,000/year. It's a long ass drive
>>690241635
What do you work as?
When you have to wait in a queue to buy a new headset at a store.
being self directed and self reliant is kind of civilized and mature. Maybe I am annoyed at the weakness of looking to others as so many stunted immature tards pretending to be adults do. MAN UP
>>690241635
When some asshole makes twice as much as you...
>>690241635
I have to drive 50 minutes in my $35,000 sedan where I make $48,000/year and I'm still an entitled cunt.
>>690241743
I hope, as an Americunt, that we one day call "lines" "queues". It sounds better and it's fucking fun as a motherfucker to type.
Fellow Americunts: type queue and tell me it's not fun to type. Do it.
>>690241635
I have to drive ~2hrs (one way)in a work van to work crazy hours and make $46k/year.
But if someone offered me a desk job across the street, making three times that, I wouldn't take it.
I'm a workaholic, I love it and hate it.
I like being around people I can relate to.
But there isn't anyone like that...
...except other workaholics...
...who are all working.
I think you get it.
>>690239781
>hairy nigger ass
why would you want to? I was about to eat breakfast and now I've lost my appetite. Thanks you piece of shit.
>>690242240
Exactly. I feel the exact same way. The limp dicks up on the sales desk at my work make small talk and browse the internet for probably 80% of the work day and I can't be "friendly" with them because I'm too busy... working.
Inevitably when I have time to talk to them it's the fucking 20% of the day that they're actually working.
>>690240647
I don't think beggars are on /b/ so your sound advice is wasted.
>>690241305
>too white to care.
I love this.
>>690239207
When my mom goes on a vacation and my sister thinks she can out-nag my mom by being even more of a nag.
>>690242760
Knock her ass out a time or two and she will shut the fuck up. I did it to my sister when I was 13 and she was nice as hell after that.
>>690241305
>>690242758
The funniest thing about you people is you don't realise that you're going to die just like everyone else. The best bit is that your spawn are just as self absorbed and fucking shallow as you so you're gonna die not feeling loved but alone and pathetic. Know that's top Keks
>>690243230
nigger spotted
>>690243283
>virgin neckbeard detect
>white masterace
>>690243230
The funniest thing is that you don't realize that >>690242758
still applies.
>Too white to care
All the hate from the world (mostly various types of niggers) doesn't bother me; I'm white.
Unless you're white, you just can't understand.
And if you are white, then you're just lying to make others feel good, so they'll support you being white even more.
>>690243570
nigger
>>690239207
I hate breaking $100 bills because it gives me too much change
>>690243871
>>690243880
Yeah you say you don't care but you do otherwise you wouldn't respond. Don't get me wrong without white people we wouldn't have white women which us niggers love to fuck cause you're such beta cucks.
>>690244119
you respond every time i say nigger
you dumb nigger, i'm LMAOing at your life.
>>690241994
it's not. youre wrong.
>>690239207
When fucking motherless server is to slow to come up with my Internet speed at loading 6 vids at once
>>690244436
It's funny how all these beta white boys get triggered when anyone mentions there women were probably dicked by a black man before they married their fucking beta ass. I probably fucked your mum before she married your dad so you would've tasted my dick when she shat you out of her sloppy pussy fam.
>>690244829
never stop replying, you triggered nigger
I need to control my fapping.
gone 3 days.
seriously thats my biggest problem, got a nice job steady job, not physical labor or exhausting. My biggest problem at work is i work IT and i have social autist except for a rare few coworkers who worked outside of IT before joining IT.
>>690244957
hows my dick taste? if you don't know ask your woman, she'll know.
>>690245233
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>when you cant decide what to make for dinner so you just order a pizza instead
>then you spend 45 min on the pizza before realizing you could make the very pizza you ordered
Or when you cum on something and forget that it will smell if you dont clean it
I cheated on my wife, but got a pretty solid side piece moving forward. She wanted to make sure I had all the glittery shit off of my face from her eyeshadow so my wife didn't see before I left last night.
She's older and heavier than my wife, married fags will understand why that doesn't matter.
>>690239410
This is absolutely hell
>>690245478
>beta cuck
I know who I'd rather be.
>>690241803
liberals the movie.
kek die commie bastard
>>690239207
when OP is a massive faggot and you can't punch his face through the monitor
>>690239207
>twice
Seriously? Why?
>iphone, not even once
>>690245710
you're a nigger
>>690245710
>>690245991
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>690245991
cuck
When a 4chan thread 404s before you get the see the rest of the replies
>>690239207
That guy has a small dick
>>690240316
protip: she's not your gf, just a prostitute
>>690239207
>>690239207
When I'm browsing b on clover and an image won't load
>>690241635
Why do you drive such a shit car. I make $160k and I drive a $90k ride
that one day when you fancy a KFC but it's full of disgusting nignogs
>>690246428
the problem with you calling me that is that i don't even have a girlfriend/wife to be cucked.
meanwhile, you absolutely are, always have been, and always will be a nigger. enjoy that. i am a white male, there is nothing you can do to hurt my feelings, nigger.
Parents are dead and rest of family is a mess
>>690241803
When some asswhole who makes more than you complains about some other asshole making twice as much as him,
>>690246559
That's something non whites will never understand.
>>690239207
>sharing anything with mudslime leeches
>>690246557
Yep, been a long day shopping and havign a good time in the city and you fancy something quick and easy to scarf down but you don't wanna go in cuz of nig infestation and the poor fat people who make you look bad!
>>690246559
>don't have a gf
not only will you always be a kissless virgin cucked faggot but you're not even smart enough to lie about it!!! LEL.
>>690246481
Why the fuck would you waste that much money on stupid transportation?
>>690246900
i'm not a virgin, incidentally. however, even if i was, at least i'm not a nigger.
>>690241305
Bet I waste $20-$30 a week by myself.
>true first-world problem: there is so much variety in supermarkets, you can't help yourself from getting some thing you won't eat before they go bad.
>>690243230
It's just nicer to die after having lived ;)
>>690246986
>what a faggot!!!!!!
/thread
>>690243981
Cash is for poor people.
When I'm leeching a torrent and the rate is only 1 MB/s
>>690247201
>/threading your own post
only a nigger.
>>690244829
No women, only trash no one else would touch :)
>>690246481
Probably because he isn't overcompensating for a small penis like you are.
At the end of the day, you both get to where you're going, but he hasn't pissed away as much depreciation.
>>690246642
that sounds like third-world shit
>>690246908
americans and credit cards. kind of the whole reason the country lives on false economical prowess and it's people live a broad and sad lie..
Not having to deal with refugees and illegals is the only good thing of the 3rd world
>>690247338
>>690247316
>>690247167
The poorfag neckbeard on 4chins claiming to be successful white people is strong with these faggots.
>>690239207
Car AC not strong enough to keep me cool with the top down on my Corvette.
>>690239571
top kek
>>690246559
>>690246428
Don't even have a problem with the word itself, just hate how b runs shit into the ground
>>690247606
one thing you and no other nigger will ever truly understand is that being white is, by default, successful. we won the genetic lottery. you, on the other hand, are niggers, and by default unsuccessful, even if you make more money than i do. you will always be a nigger, and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>690247342
>overcompensating for a small penis
this is the dumbest meme ever made and mostly used by idiot liberals
liking nice things when you can afford them is perfectly normal
>>690246249
Lmfao this
>>690247201
Stop responding
>>690247606
Well, I guess I'm poor, I make around 6000 usd per month in one of the richer countries in the world, then pay like half of it in tax.
So, no, not successful, but satisfied enough not to want to work hard to improve my situation.
>>690247606
Please stop. You're actually cringey.
>>690247827
that's why all the best athletes in the world are white. good logic m8. go listen to m&m's and pretend you invented rap.
>>690248105
oh look, you're still a nigger.
>>690246900
Damn nigga you hard and shit talking to these white boys on here like it fucking matters to them what you got to say smh fam you better check your own life if you think calling these crackers cucks doesn't degrade yourself, basically saying you'll fuck the white mans wife on demand like some fucking dumb ass coon head
>>690247977
>>690247966
>>690248063
Fucking hell, are you this fucking lame? This is top quality shit right here
>>690248282
Either samefagging, or you are just as cringey/15-16 years old. Just stop.
>>690248217
that fucked you're crush so now you'll probably go shoot up a cinema or school or something.
>White Power!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690247827
spic here, recite that sentence to the homeless white bum asking me for a quarter next to a 7/11 yesterday. Also recite that sentence to all the meth addicted retards draining our welfare in tornado alley.
>>690248249
>>690247229
dude i download got at fucking 300kbps, have to fucking wait until like 12am when all the spoilers are floating around everywhere. so stop complaining you privileged non niggerscum faggot
>>690248416
nigger
>>690248456
a homeless white man has more chance to make it out of his situation than a homeless man of any other color
nigger game got me bored so I better contribute
>When you can't get proper food at night
That shit pisses me off, I ilve in Europe and in my country restaurants close quite early.
At night only drinking bars and some shitty kebabs/ foodbars are open.
Only thing I am asking for is a nice meal at 3am, is it that much?
>>690239207
My daddy only gave me 200 dollars in this week's allowance. I hate him.
>>690248249
what a fucking loser.
>white cuck pretending to be a nigger
>>690239207
foken serbs
https://www.strawpoll.me/10517359
>>690248756
white women love niggers
>>690239207
I hate how far I have to turn my head to the left to look at my fourth monitor. It kind of hurts my neck.
anything feminism opposes
>>690248897
white women use niggers like you to piss off their families, you are literally a tramp stamp to them. also, nigger, the only women who end up as coal burners are the absolute bottom of the barrel. enjoy your table scraps, nigger dog.
>>690248826
Once again you dumb ass coon head no father having motherfucker. If the white man is cycled and you fuck his woman, he just made you his bitch too you small minded fucking plankton. Dumb ass niggas like you give all niggas a bad name
Took time off to play with my new GPU, but many versions of the gtx 1080 have been held back 2 weeks for manufacturing
>>690249118
>>690249094
Shit mane, these cucks be getting angry
>>690249217
You're actually too fucking stupid
I started a business flipping houses. I just flipped my second and only made $25,000 over 6 months.
I'm pissed about it.
About to buy another and go again.
>>690249217
lol, nigger.
>>690245102
Raf?
>>690249384
>>690249301
>samefag
don't shoot up anything please just deal with your feelings of inadequacy however founded they may be. keep thinking writing nigger on an anonymous board makes you a hero, better yet follow through and an hero you fucking sad fuck. It would be better than you shooting up some institution like all you fucking loser virgins who can't get a girl end up doing.
>>690248897
Get your head out of this site. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. The vast majority of white women hate black men. There's proof of it, even in the porn industry. White porn actresses must be paid, on average, 2 to 3 times more to do a scene with a black person. Just stop, please.
The remote for my digital cable box broke so I took it to the cable company to exchange it for a new one. The new one is different and all the buttons are moved and I can't press them without looking at the remote first.
>>690249961
stupid nigger.
>>690249961
This dumb ass low IQ no father having ashy motherfucker still think I'm a white boy lmao
>>690250220
Look mom I can shoop.
>>690239207
Last month I got a job. Later that week I got two offers for jobs I didn't even apply for.
Here's mine
Having so many guns that it takes hours to clean/re-oil them all because my 4 sons and I just bought $50 worth of spoiled fruit at the grocery store, took it all to the sand pits, and blew the ever living shit out of it.
30 tomatoes
6 watermelon
14 muskmellons
25 oranges
Hundreds of rounds of ammo, and one of the most satisfying times my son's and I have spend.
And now the birds and forest animals will feast!
So much gun oil.
>>690250324
You really gonna make me take a screenshot of my phone to prove I'm the other poster? Damn son you really are one dence motherfucker if you think someone's gives enough of a shot about your useless life
>>690250324
you are wrong, nigger, but i don't expect you to believe me.
Oh shit nigger did I photoshop this on my phone? Suck a dick you dumb ass trigger nigger
>>690250448
>then cries about not enough to eat when he gets fired cause he's the most expendable cunt in the world.
then it's everyone else's fault that he has no money and his wife left him for a woman who can provide unlike his faggot ass
>>690250730
Lol trigger nigger.
I like it it's now in my vocab.
>>690239207
When it have to use binoculars to read the text in your video game because 4k resolution is so high.
>>690250765
The fuck are you talking about. I'll ALWAYS have plenty to eat because I've worked my fingers to the bone earning it. Oh, and so does my smoking hot wife, and my four sons who are all well over 6'3".
I am the swinging dick of your jealousy nightmares.
>>690239571
I regret only visiting Cheesecake factory on the last night I was in America. If I knew it was so good I would have been there multiply times.
Now I live in pain
>>690239207
Having nothing to drink but alcohol or tap water. =(
>>690250730
notice how the nigger ran away as soon as he realized he was outnumbered? just like a nigger.
>>690251046
Post nudes of wife
>>690251046
I think your wife was that slut that just started sucking my dick at walmart. without provocation, she's such a fucking whore she just took it down her throat then let me cum inside her pussy. watch out for the colour of that next baby.
sometime my net cuts out for like 15 secs, the lines are old and Im yelling at comcast to come fix the shit. Its only 15 secs a few times a day but it always happens when Im trying to do something.
>>690239207
>>>690251046
>Post nudes of wife
And break the Internet? I'm not THAT mean.
>>690246481
Perhaps he is investing all his money so that he can retire before he is 50?
Not saying that's exactly what he does, but the difference of a 60k ride and a 90k isn't that huge.
30k in investments could be doubled or tripled by the time he is retired...
Had to spend money so I qualify for benefits, too much money in the bank.
>>690251513
Nah, never happen buddy. She knows if I ever found out she even looked at a fucking dirty ass nigger like you, it would take DNA analysis to tell which pile of bloody goo was you, and which was her.
Fuck, I'd make you your own rekt thread!
>>690240311
Take away and online shopping. Come on /b/ro
>>690252078
top kek.
>lucky woman
>>690240778
I bet she could kick the fuck out of you, van dam shit
>>690247865
It's actually a proven psychological theory.
>when you can afford them
Your car is half of what you make a year unless you live in a 1 bedroom, don't go outside, or pay any bills that isn't affordable.
>let's blame liberals
Sure liberals are gay but that sure as fuck doesn't change the fact that you have a tiny cock
Had to get rid of my cleaning lady because her car leaked oil and was leaving spots on my driveway.
>>690247419
Except their countries are 99% subhumans...
>>690249147
>gtx 1080
Should have known it was shit when they rebranded it founders addition to add 150$ to the price tag.
>>690251513
>colour
>acting black from EU
It's about 6 bong why aren't you in bed
One thing that pisses me off is how goddamned long it takes to grocery shop. There's just SO much food here in America.
>>690252695
it's funny how sad it is.
I spend a rediculous amount of money on games and never have enough time to play through them all
I also HATE how long it takes to get rid of that new car smell, (because we buy 2 brand new cars/trucks every 2 years).
>>690239207
Having to deal with all the lazy shitskins my country is currently importing
Those damn starving kid commercials when I'm trying to choke down one more slice of pizza without bursting.
I think what bothers me most is knowing, just KNOWING, that the Europe that my father, uncle, and cousin died to protect from the Nazis is being allowed to become a Mudslime Caliphate because eurofags won't pick up a gun and stop it. (Oh wait, they can't. Sheep aren't allowed guns).
>>690240425
And tourists you fucktard
Having to get out of the hot tub because it's too hot but then having to wrap yourself immediately in a towel because it's too cold.
>>690239207
There are no golf courses close to my house so I can't take the bike to play golf.
Only having a 50" 1080p in the living room, knowing full well there's room for a 60".
when your 100 foot water hose isn't long enough to reach the plants on the far side of the pool so the damn hose has to cut across the pool instead of around it! Wtf!
>>690239207
>when your 100 foot water hose isn't long enough to reach the plants on the far side of the pool so the damn hose has to cut across the pool instead of around it! Wtf!
Oh I know! And you drag grass into the pool just after the pool guy cleaned it! Irks me, I'm tellin ya!
>>690239410
Mine works too well
>>690240105
http://m.ruwrz.ru/molodie/6744-molodaya-krasotka-razdelas-na-zadnem-sidene-mashiny.html
Seeing the look on my son's face as he's awarded his degree by working his ass off to EARN the money to pay for it, rather than having it handed to him for free like some socialistic eurofag.
>having to look around before you use a joke with 'nigger' in it
>>690254986
Also when you have to slip the fucking contractor $2000 under the table to make your new driveway apron 22' wide because the city only allows 20'! Wtf that's $1000 a foot!
>>690255524
And just think some of these fucking people in America were actually thinking of voting for Bernnie Sanders!!!
>>690255625
never having to do that because there are no niggers where I live!
>>690255122
this. i have to constantly fiddle with it, like every ten minutes i have to adjust it up or down cause i either start sweating or get chilled.
>>690247338
>only trash no one else would touch :)
Cause women can't tell you are insecure and keep it secret
>>690255751
I know! And how it takes a whole Saturday to mow and trim your 5 acre lawn with raised flower beds for your wife, a huge tree house for your kids, and a 400 square foot vegetable garden for all of you.
>>690255524
>>690255857
Actually about 50 years ago, parents used to save up for their kids college, or at least a large portion of it.
Now tuition cost so fucking much and so does everything else that an average person can no longer pay for their kids tuition.
For some people Bernie looks like a good option although not me, I'm voting for Trump.
>>690239410
do you have the other pix to this set??
be a good nigger, please dump if you do
Having to wait 7 minutes for your Uber when you're too smashed to drive yourself
>>690256162
lol, having to mow your own lawn!
>>690252385
>If you live in rich areas you don't find any
>>690239207
Never used an iPhone, why delete pictures twice?
>>690256418
Trash bin
>>690255857
Their grandparents are turning over in their graves at the thought of their communist views and leanings.
>>690256195
go to trump university, lol
if you realy believe drumpf isn't only after your money, you are just another US retard
>>690256418
When you delete pictures it moves them to a deleted picture folder where you have to delete them again.
>>690256352
Well played, sir.
>>690239207
Thinking it is the end of the world when the internet connection goes down
My Ferrari gave me a bad back so I had to drive my Mercedes around for a week because it has massage seat...
we have too much chlorine in the pool. we're going to have to find another pool guy, and that's going to ruin my weekend.
When its time to change the water filter in your fridge...why cant it just be filterd already.
>>690256232
Right here
>>690255370
>>690256585
The only options at this point are Hillary and Trump. If you vote for anything else you are delusional because it is a wasted vote.
At this point for a lot of Americans it's who do we want LEAST in the white house. For me it's Hillary. I feel that she will cause more damage to this country than Trump will.
Not being able to carry all the food in without making, like, 5 trips. And I'm a big guy, a can get 4 gallons of milk in one hand, and 5 bags of groceries on the other.
Having to teach my 15yr old son how to use paddle shifters so he doesn't drive my car like a little bitch in full auto all the time!
>>690256590
>>690256534
Kek
That's why I use Android
>>690256801
Right, and...
Hillary is establishment which means more of the same shit. And she takes millions from sandnigger countries.
Trump ain't, and won't.
>>690244829
Hahahah unless the black guy is extremely rich and/or famous, no attractive white girl would go for them. Most day to day nigs are happy and gloat about the shit tier fat white girls
>Muh dick
>You mad white box
>Sheeeeeiitt
>>690256232
source?
>>690239207
When the wifi on the plane is slow.
>>690256779
i seen that
thanks nigger!
>>690257420
no idea nigger
found it in a creep thread
>>690239207
I have a large TVs in my apartment in each room that sometimes I mix up where the on button is. Rrrgh, so frustrating.
Having to wear this nasty old Rolex as a work watch so you don't ruin either of your Breitlings.
>>690239207
i am so important for my boss that i feel guilty for thinking about quitting
My prime, dry aged ribeye is done in the sous vide and I go to put a nice char on it, but I run out of propane, so I have to use a cast iron pan.
I am on a long business trip abroad. I managed to get four of my crushes to have sex with me when I come back (for a two weeks) They know each other but are not close friends to talk about me. Each one expects to call her immediately when I land
>>690250419
you need serious help. first step is stop loving your own sob story. many of you fuckers actually identify with being depressed, and actually take pride in being a victim to your own goddamn feelings.
yes there's bad shit happening in the world, and the oceans are struggling, but there is also good everywhere, and people actually working on it. you haven't discovered some hidden truth that everything is secretly bad, you're just being a bitch and focusing on that. everything can be improved, worked on, taken to with a positive attitude.
and you're not objectively smart. your parents lied to you. smart is not a useful word anyway. you get what you work on, intelligence is a skill, not a quality.
overall, stop being a bitch. or not, totally your choice.
>>690258056
Meat like that needs charcoal, son. Propane is sacrilegious!
>>690240316
That's a personal issue. Probably not a very good relationship.
When you have to book a time for car maintenance AGAIN
>>690257954
Source?
>>690258840
Guy down the street from me hired his own! No shit, guy spends all day maintaining 7 cars, a truck, and 3 bikes. He pays him 30k a year! Imagine that? Your own mechanic!
The Leather seats in my 80 thousand dollar truck were hot when I got in it today.
>>690259050
really?
its in the thread above nigger
some russian bitch
>>690259387
Poor thing. Good thing you got a/c, right?!
>>690240043
Know that feeling, just accidentaly drop it and don't bother to pick up
>>690259560
I had to wait like 30 fucking seconds for the a/c seats to get cold.
>>690250419
make a kid and raise him as new hitler that uses genocide to eradicate every single human race in the world, then pretend to make a huge spacecraft to go to a new planet you found a way to terraform then kill everyone with an atomic bomb, no more humans problem solved
Never trying to figure out what any of my vehicles do for mileage because I'll always have full tanks because I'm paid what I'm worth.
>>690259440
Sauce?
>>690240316
Start offering her just the cash you woulda spent and see how she reacts
>>690240425
No, it's not! That is not in our Constitution.
America was founded by--and for--people of Europe.
(pic related)
>>690259908
How do you fill up your car with a banana sandwich?!?
>>690240024
IKR?!?
>>690259915
some bitch doing chick shit
When your pc starts up a little more slowly than it used to because your SSD is getting full while your HDD is as well
>>690240316
I've the same problem, except I have no girlfriend.
>>690259951
RIGHT!
"Honey, I'm too tired to go shopping. Here's $50,buy what you want. "
Make sure to leave it on the dresser! Post result!
When i lost any game that has progress or experience and i lose some of it i break and smash stuff enraged
>>690260169
name?
>>690260001
Lol
>>690259908
>I'm so rich I don't need to know my mpg
Are people so ignorant to cars now that they don't care to remember a 2 digit number because they have $30 to fill their tank?
>>690239207
When you find expensive 10/10 jacket/jeans/whatever but they don't have your size because you're fucking overweight faggot.
either the nigga that's fucking her fat as fuck or penis 2 inches
>>690261023
Nice try Jamal, now what colour is a fire truck? Don't worry we'll get this speaking thing.
>>690256585
Bernie openly said hes after my money. ..
>>690260694
I CAN figure out what it is, but I don't really care.
>>690260413
the slut known as 4chan
Having 2 different springs, and a drilled well, on your property that have never run dry, produce soft, clean water, and are all cold as fuck.
>>690239496
it's embarrassing that you can't figure out how to get songs without ads for free
Last one, and I'm out.
Being married to the prettiest, smartest, funniest woman in the world for 30 years because I work my ass off to make sure she and my kids have everything.
And living in a society that rewards hard work.
Now, I'm off to take the kids out for ice cream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZWCcoR0Ou4&feature=em-subs_digest
>>690240179
For ewe.
i'm not sure if i should take the research position or the internship. I would like to go to grad school so some undergrad research would look nice, but I also have a paid internship that would be nice, but I don't need money because my parents actually help me out through school.
>>690250462
>dence
splash back when you take a dump
>>690251806
>I'm not THAT mean
faggot doesn't even have a wife
>>690257998
It's so easy to spot a fake that it's not even funny.
