Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

ITT: Relationship Red Flags Here, I'll start >She keeps

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 277
Thread images: 36
File: natalie.jpg (42 KB, 604x403) Image search: [Google]
natalie.jpg
42 KB, 604x403
ITT: Relationship Red Flags

Here, I'll start
>She keeps asking you to spank her and call her a whore while you fuck her dogie style.
>>
File: munn.gif (2 MB, 325x475) Image search: [Google]
munn.gif
2 MB, 325x475
All of her friends are male
>>
>>690108841
fuck...
>>
he posts your pictures on a 4chan cuck thread
>>
She get hit on 20 times a day.
>>
>>690108841
he spells doggie with one g
>>
Her dick is bigger than yours
>>
>>690108841
>Too much mayo on my sandwich
>Beer is not cold enough
>>
Your moobs are bigger than hers.
>>
stays in touch with her exs
>>
her name is mandy
>>
>>690112222
this

also when she says she likes to hang out with boys because girls are too much drama
>>
has a black female friend
black chicks are the ones who will always try to get her to cheat
>>
She hangs with guys friends you don't know and ignores your texts (if both at the same time then you are allready over)
>>
File: 1465965946922.jpg (78 KB, 720x539) Image search: [Google]
1465965946922.jpg
78 KB, 720x539
>>690112222
Quads of truth
>>
>>690108841
>implying I don't do that on my own
>>
>>690108841
she blows your friend with one finger up his butt massaging his prostate while you're pooping upstairs
>>
>>690108841
Red flag for that? Damn son. You ain't doing it right
>>
File: 1464472450138.png (199 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]
1464472450138.png
199 KB, 600x600
>>690108841
>My last boyfriend abused/cheated on/lied to me.
>tattoos
>bright hair-dye
>smokes
>swears often
>does drugs
>drinks
>>
She always orders salads, but only eats em with 1000 island dressing.

Just trust me on this bros.
>>
>>690113765
If you don't think it's a red flag for a girlfriend to ENJOY being called a whore, who ENJOYS being spanked for being bad, I feel really sorry for you.
>>
>>690113572
She sticks that same finger in your mouth later that night while riding your dick.
>>
she fucks other men while in relationship with you
>>
File: Tattooed Degenerate.jpg (335 KB, 1920x1440) Image search: [Google]
Tattooed Degenerate.jpg
335 KB, 1920x1440
>She has a Tattoo
>>
>>690112788
Dubs linked to quads

Truth has been spoke
>>
She says god is real and that this life is just a test for the next.....
>>
>>690115134
That just seems like she is going to act well though
>>
>says she's mentally unstable/ill and 'it makes her not think straight
>>
>>690114630
Well I can't say you're wrong buddy
>>
>>690109210
>All of her friends are male

This is a really big one. If her friends are all male, and she says she doesn't get along with girls -- there are a hundred reasons this happens, and ALL of them are bad. I have never in my life seen a relationship with a girl like that end well.

Also, tattoos non-traditional piercings before they're 21 is generally a red flag. It says they make poor or impulsive decisions.

If any article of clothing they wear costs 5x more than normal (jeans that over $100 3-digits, shoes over $200, or 5+ purses over $200, that is a huge red flag for financial retardation and instability and will annihilate any relationship. You simply can NOT be with a woman that doesn't know how to manage money. There will always be fights about it. It will never work in the long run.
>>
>dyes hair frequently
>ex was "abusive"
>poor to no relationship with father
>majority of friends are guys
>drinks/does drugs often
>many piercings and/or tattoos.
>overuse of vulgarity in public
>>
>>690115905
Spot on
>>
File: Hipster-llama-l.jpg (119 KB, 580x840) Image search: [Google]
Hipster-llama-l.jpg
119 KB, 580x840
>>690115871
This dude knows
>>
File: 1370619761219.jpg (5 KB, 230x180) Image search: [Google]
1370619761219.jpg
5 KB, 230x180
>>690116034
Every single one of those things I learned from my last relationship. Life's a learning experience I guess.
>>
>>690116257

She sounds like a winner.
>>
>>690116342
For sure. She's hot as fuck though haha. Guess that's why I stuck around for so long
>>
Bright colored dyed hair
Nipper peircings
Smokes
These are the only thing where I draw the line at with my current gf. She recently got her belly button peirced, I was upset but hey it give me a target to aim when I cum on her chest. as long as I can keep sucking her tits normally I be fine
>>
>>690115905
Cruelly; All the things I like in a girl
>>
>>690108841

>stripper at any point in her life
>rape/sexual abuse at any point in her life
>stays in touch with ex boyfriends
>way too invested in social media
>drinks/smokes regularly
>>
>has anxiety, depression, ptsd, multiple personality etc
>>
>thinks they're smart but really aren't

makes terrible choice all the while questioning yours, won't listen to advice or reason because they're always right, sometimes devolves into sexism accusations. always fight about everything because they think they're too smart to be wrong

not saying women aren't smart. i mean the ones that obviously aren't, but someone convinced them they were.
>>
> Lost her father at an early age
> Fixated on older men

True dat
>>
>>690114293

?
>>
>>690116528
Oh god, you're one of those guys huh, chances are you'll be fucked over and contemplating suicide in a few years in the palms of a woman
>>
>goes to bars more than once a week.
>>
>>690115905
4/7 of those was my ex
>>
My ex have most of the things in this thread but i still can't get over her. Why am i such a retard /b/ ?
>>
>>690108841

Literally every woman I've ever had sex with, I've done this whether she asks for it or not.

For most women, and they'll never admit this - good sex walks that very fine line between "is this rape?" and "omg why is my whole body convulsing?"
>>
>>690116858
Either give it everything to move on or kill yourself, I'm not even saying it ironically or to demean you
>>
When she calls herself an otaku or weeaboo. Contrary to popular belief, weeb-girls are 10x more cringe-worthy than their male counterparts UNLESS they are Japanese or some other kind of Asian.
>>
>>690116934
>good sex walks that very fine line

I think in the last 20 years this is becoming more and more common knowledge. Seeing that trend clash with feminism is always fun. Instinct is telling them to let themselves be dominated, society is telling them to be a strong, independent woman. Must be a very confusing time for them
>>
>>690110641
good one
>>
File: join_the_fun.jpg (109 KB, 460x333) Image search: [Google]
join_the_fun.jpg
109 KB, 460x333
Daddy issues.

Take my word on this, if you know a girl who has a shitty relationship with her dad, DO NOT take it any further than occasional casual sex.
>>
>>690115905
Holy shit. This.
>>
>>690112953
that's what she told you, "it's not my fault !", cuck
>>
>>690117095
Actually, anime/weeb girls are super vulnerable, and I've never met one that can hurt her boyfriend in any way, they might be useless and cringy as shir, but their loyal as fuck.
>>
>>690114641
Hmm... Im quite sure that is a decal
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (16 KB, 196x110) Image search: [Google]
hqdefault.jpg
16 KB, 196x110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGt54DsbHU
>>
>>690117055
Im trying but she is playing mind game with me, going to say all the horrible shit she has done to me and everyone then shut her out. And i have conciderd killing myself but she is not worth doing it over
>>
Has drawn on eyebrows with no real hair
>>
>>690117095

Only girl I ever loves was a weeb. I was like 25 at the time. She was fucking amazing. Still love her 10 years later. I had to end it because I didn't have the means to care for her (she was ill, couldn't work, and I was poor) and it wasn't going to work out. That, and she was married. But whatever. Hardly worth mentioning. Anyway, she was awesome.
>>
>>690115905
you just mentioned a very close friend of mine...
>>
>>690114347

I feel sorry for you, prude.
>>
>drinks excessivly especially if under 21
>tattoo before 18
>never takes responsibility
>self diagnoses
>treats getting dick pics like its a normal thing and doesnt bother blocking them
>has more than 800 IG followers
>never texts first
>doesnt have hobbies or passions
>>
>>690116772
Well, hey, if I wasn't contemplating suicide most days, life just wouldn't be interesting now would it.
>>
File: 1463268938860.jpg (173 KB, 1010x810) Image search: [Google]
1463268938860.jpg
173 KB, 1010x810
>>690117385
>>690117466
Once again, my observations and experiences don't match those of reality.
>>
18+, lives with parents, but doesn't help with bills.
>>
>>690114183
Your just described my type of girl lol, except for the abused part
>>
File: 1419210764344.png (61 KB, 500x379) Image search: [Google]
1419210764344.png
61 KB, 500x379
>>690116858
I was the exact same way for three years m8. Girlfriend broke my heart and I was just a fucking mess. She would string me along periodically during those following three years and I'd always be there for whatever she needed. Call at 4am from a hospital an hour away for a suicide attempt? I was there. Call in the middle of the night that she missed me and needed me to hold her? There. Anything she needed I was there and it always backfired on me.

What you've gotta realize is this anon. Women are fickle, especially attractive ones. They can drop you at any time and not think twice about it because they have a world/social network/phonebook of new dicks just waiting to penetrate her. She will be riding that new shiny dick and not think twice about the heartbreak you are experiencing because she has a new toy.

In my experience, the girls who do this shit will ALWAYS try to contact you if you go completely ghost on her ass. Don't text/call/contact her at all. Ever. For any reason. She will reach out eventually for no other reason than to see if she still has control over you. Don't make the mistake I made for years and let her have that control.

I can't tell you how good it felt to have my ex hit me up just a week ago asking me if she could stay over and then her emotional breakdown that followed me telling her "no". Suicide threats and all. Felt fantastic.

The best thing you can do is live for you. Do whatever you have to do to improve your life in whatever ways you want. Living well is the best revenge.
>>
>>690118034
Im going to make you proud anon, i promise i will try and if i fail i will try again. Thanks i needed this.
>>
>>690115588
/thread
This might as well mean
"I'll cheat on you, or hit you"
Or "I am a cunt"
>>
> thinks her carreer it's the most important thing.
>>
File: rebel_girl_by_kathykarate.jpg (80 KB, 500x337) Image search: [Google]
rebel_girl_by_kathykarate.jpg
80 KB, 500x337
>proudly expresses discontent for rules

Call me a nazi fag but I like my girls neat, not a rebel. You're not cool, you're just being obnoxious, and you probably do bareback ass to mouth like some fucking slut okay wait a minute what am I saying here
>>
>>690118034
However sound this advice may be, nothing takes the pain away or makes it easier to act rationally when you're genuinely in chemical love, the best thing to do IMO is to hold on until you literally can't with a girl, because at least then and only then you can tell yourself that you tried to get the girl you wanted, never knowing isn't better, you ultimately don't learn anything first hand, and if you can survive it it makes you better at being with women, it's XP points practically, it makes you better at dealing with it and makes you a stronger person in esteem when you realise personally in your own way you are all you need
>>
>>690118034
white woman....hahahha thats why the whites can't reproduce, your woman are absolute trash
>>
>>690118034
basically this

it's been 4yrs since i broke up with my ex and it still hurts

i'm not even a beta cucklord, she just has this hold over me and i don't know why
>>
File: unapologetic feminist.png (2 MB, 1000x747) Image search: [Google]
unapologetic feminist.png
2 MB, 1000x747
>>690116934
If my whole body is convulsing, then it was clearly rape. No man should have that kind of power over a woman.
>>
>>690114347

If you don't want her, I'm sure any of us Anon-bros will take her off your hands, so she can know what a real man's penis feels like.
>>
>She has dyed hair in unnatural colors
>She has a septum piercing
>>
>>690116858
You're not retarded. Your just weak.
>>
File: FB_IMG_1466045869755.jpg (23 KB, 552x739) Image search: [Google]
FB_IMG_1466045869755.jpg
23 KB, 552x739
She got fake T&A
>>
>>690109210
This
>>
>>690119021
What about that anon's "just weak" in their possession? Has something happened to it?
>>
>>690118034
I think im going through something like this right now. I'm only in highschool (yes im 18, fuck off), but I just can't seem to get over this girl. She's not my ex but she has a boyfriend. She always breaks up with him for a week and we hook up sometimes, but they always get back together. I know that she has a hold over me and i know that its fucking me up, but for some reason I just can't stop talking to her. I don't think shes the kind of person to do this to me on purpose, I just think shes fucking confusing but i could be wrong.

her boyfriend is moving in like 3 days... should i keep at it or should i ignore her>
>>
>>690115905

This is my ex to a T. Still like her but not for relationshipping.
>>
>>690119518
ignore that bitch. She's just playing with you because she can.
>>
Girl Ive been casually seeing lately.

Tells me
>I once dated a guy and ended up being with his dad for six months
>traveling the country
>having sex a lot

She's so hot tho...
>>
>>690118732
Im the guy he responded to, she was asian and litterly every white woman i have been with before has been better so kys nigger
>>
>>690119643
in 2 months we're gonna be in college and defnitely stop talking,, I think i should keep at it for the summer, I really think I do have a chance to fuck her. Even if she is playing me for 2 months it wouldnt be so bad if I could fuck her right?

I want to hear what you guys think, suggestions might help
>>
>>690120111
Fuck that bitch, but cut off all emotional feelings you have for her now.
Are you a virgin?
>>
>>690120388
yeah and im horny as fuuuuuuuuuck
>>
>>690112222
What if it's just 2/6 of the ex's?
>>
>>690117492
I feel sorry for you, cuck.
>>
>>690108841
Still affected by previous relationship-breakup.
>>
>>690120617
this only applies if its been 3+ months, if you cant get over a breakup after 3 months you need help
>>
>if you ever hear her say the words patriarchy or privileged
>>
>>690119499
>What about that anon's "just weak" in their possession? Has something happened to it?

Could your restate this question in English please?
>>
>>690118936
>If you don't want her, I'm sure any of us Anon-bros will take her off your hands, so she can know what several penises feel like.

ftfy
>>
File: anon.jpg (29 KB, 487x366) Image search: [Google]
anon.jpg
29 KB, 487x366
>>690121146
>>
>>690121619
pilot mandy is blond now?
>>
>>690121619
mom?
>>
>>690109210
Yep
>>
>>690118934

you think having powerful orgasm's is equal to being raped? no wonder society is fucked these days
>>
>>690122196
Thats ok anon pretty soon they will abolish the orgasm, and George Orwell will once again toss in his grave
>>
>>690120992
not that guy, but go back, read it again, and think about the difference between "you're" and "your"
this really isn't a hard one broseph
>>
>>690113886
Sauce/name?
>>
>>690122196
Only when that powerful orgasm is caused by violent, rough sex. There are several ways to give a woman a powerful orgasm and being rough and violent with a woman is NEVER appropriate.
>>
>>690122958
Mandy
>>
When she stops sucking your dick
>>
>>690123013
What if she likes it, surely that's a big leeway in your utterly absolute statement
>>
when she taps your butt twice and says "hop off" after you've cum.
>>
>>690120571
any of the ex's anon, she moved on

or did she?
>>
Overly jealous for no reason. Huge red flag for cheating.
>>
>>690115134
yes this. honestly any religious chick
>>
>>690117718
this 100%
>>
>>690114347

dom/sub sexplay is pretty common (also fun) and not indicative if someone cheats or not
>>
File: 1450906713169.jpg (67 KB, 603x452) Image search: [Google]
1450906713169.jpg
67 KB, 603x452
>>690115905
mfw some chick that fills 4/7 of these has a huge thing for me and i was beginning to like her back. this post hit me hard.
>>
>>690119857
those red flags are pretty huge
>>
>>690124770
She'll crush your heart and the brag to her girlfriends that she's powerful enough to make a man cry.
>>
>>690124770
Which 4?
>>
>"my uncle used to molest me."
>cries while telling you sob story.
>rides your dick.
>"i used to do this for him".
>ask her questions while she does it.
>keeps riding my dick.
>she cums and twitches.
>cries after.
>"i feel guilty for liking it".
>next time...
>"can you pretend to be my uncle?"
>fuuuuuuuuu.....
>>
>>690125193
is she in to older dudes? send her my way...
>>
>>690125323

yeap. she was 19.

i was 34
>>
>>690125193
run, you don't need that kind of crazy in your life
>>
>>690117466
>wasn't going to work out. That, and she was married.
You actually thought she was more than a friendly fuck?
Bet she has another side dude in your place


Do the hubby a solid and tell him
>>
>>690125437
Holy shit, where do you find these broads? I'm 27 and got told by a 19 year old that I was too old.
>>
>>690123411
If she claims to like it then she needs counseling, because she has obviously been raped.
>>
Guys I need some advice, I'm a virgin so yeah. Anyway I got pressured into getting tinder, and I met this girl that's kinda like me, a week ago or so I asked her out but she said I needed to wait with that since she had another tinder date and didn't wanna date two guys at the same time, a week went by and we still talk, I keep the convoy going mainly because she's kinda awkward as I found out while we talked. But that's good since I'm still such a noob at life. Anyway been a week, should I ask her out again, and how? Help an anon out
>>
File: Agin 40.jpg (123 KB, 2100x1396) Image search: [Google]
Agin 40.jpg
123 KB, 2100x1396
>>690125645

dating apps.

plus i look younger and stay in shape and have all my hair.

basically, dont look old or fat, and they dont give a fuck.

>pic related.
>>
>>690125181
>dyes hair frequently
>majority of friends are guys
>drinks/does drugs often
>overuse of vulgarity in public
>>690125023
she's been crushed many times from friends which escalated her depression leading her to do many drugs and even cutting herself. she seemed really quiet and sad around others but opens up a lot to me.
>>
>>690125859
that's a red flag, move on and avoid the heart break
>>
>>690125937
>Don't look old

I look like shit without my beard. Also 10 years younger. I'm going to compete next year, but I'm in damned good shape now.
>>
>>690125193
That's hot
>>
>>690114347
You must be unbelievably boring in bed.
I don't mind ; most of the chicks who cheat with me do it because their bf is too vanilla.
>>
>>690125193
>cries while telling you sob story.
isn't that the point of a sob story? is she supposed to be an emotionless person when telling it?
>>
>>690108841
>crying over relationships
>>
>>690126159
then keep the beard, some chicks are into that
>>
>>690122196
You need a crash course in satire and general reading skills.
>>
File: mjj.jpg (20 KB, 620x481) Image search: [Google]
mjj.jpg
20 KB, 620x481
>>690115905
>dyes hair frequently

Fair enough

>ex was "abusive"

How is that a bad thing. Sometimes people end up with abusive people who don't start acting abusive until the relationship progresses some

>poor to no relationship with father

What if her father is an asshole?

>majority of friends are guys

Fair enough I guess

>drinks/does drugs often

Fair enough. Weed excluded though

>many piercings and/or tattoos.

Fair enough

>overuse of vulgarity in public

Why is that a bad thing. I want a girl who can lighten up. Fuck boring chicks
>>
>>690126396
Don't need to tell me twice, haha.

But then again, some chicks are into the baby face. Win some lose some.
>>
File: zAMV7Wf.jpg (85 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
zAMV7Wf.jpg
85 KB, 640x480
>>690108841
doge style*
>>
>>690126537
over using vulgarity isn't letting loose, it's being trashy. everyone likes to let loose but when you start sounding like a trailer park version of Sara silverman you just sound retarded
>>
>>690126344
checkd'
>>
>>690126575
I shaved my beard once and everyone i know (women included) ordered me to grow it back because they weren't used to seeing me without it, it kinda depends on what you've had for longer
>>
>>690127121
>ordered
>>
>>690126886
I think it depends on what you mean by over using vulgarity. If you mean she's cursing 3 times in a sentence and does that for every sentence she speaks then yes. If she curses twice or more like every 3 or 4 sentences then there's nothing wrong with that
>>
>>690127223
they were pretty demanding and critical about baby face me
>>
File: 1450544832265.jpg (35 KB, 480x720) Image search: [Google]
1450544832265.jpg
35 KB, 480x720
>>690127121
>ordered me
10/10 betafag
>>
>>690127319
Just think of trailer trash or Juggalo faggots when you think of over-using vulgarity. I think that's what he means
>>
>>690115871
i tried em all.. And now u tell me !
>>
>>690119518
I'm in a similar situation to you. Don't bother with her, don't let her ruin your life.
>>
>>690127319
when she starts sounding too annoying to listen to then it's to much. an occasional fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, etc. is alright
>>
>>690126537
This is about red flags, not signs that a women is a shitty person. All those things indicate emotional/self control issues (yes, even weed as its commonly used as a crutch if it's used often).
>>
>>690115905
My GF, except for the drugs part.
Am I fucked?
>>
>>690123504
shit. my ex all over
>>
>>690127448
With that being noted I agree with you anon
>>
>>690126886
you sound like a faggot
>>
What if her best friend is a guy and her ex?
>>
>>690117466
top kek anon.
>>
>>690120571
No. The only time that it's cool for a chick to still talk with her ex is when it's a we-dated-before-he-came-out-as-gay situation.
>>
>>690127671
>signs that a women is a shitty person

isn't that the definition of a red flag?
>>
>>690127704
yes
>>
Any of these things about my gf red flags?
>Mental illnesses (main ones)
ASPD, she was molested by her moms boyfriend when she was 8, schizophrenic, severe depression (tries killing herself usually once a year)

>is planning on getting a tattoo
It's out of respect for her sister who died when she was young

>piercings
She's very punk

>About 50% guy friends
She's gender fluid because she's fucked up

>very high iq
Mainly 90s during highschool, and barely even tried

I can list a few more things about her if you'd like
>>
>>690127909
Then she's fucking him but to her it doesn't count as cheating.
>>
>>690127956
Someone's has a small dick.

Insecure cuck fag confirmed.
>>
>>690128112
I'm asking cause I am that friend lol and we're not
>>
File: hi im a red flag.jpg (52 KB, 400x407) Image search: [Google]
hi im a red flag.jpg
52 KB, 400x407
>>690127909
>>
>>690127671
I don't think some of those things can be considered genuine red flags when you have little to no information about why those things can be attributed to someone. Genuine red flags come with actually prodding for information.

Idk, maybe I'm just the type not to make unwarranted statements about people.
>>
>>690128000
Checked. And no, red flag means they are a bad person to be in a relationship with, not that it was necessarily their fault (let's nit get into fate/free will is possible, because that's just semantics at this point) or that they are a shitty person (though they usually are).
>>
>>690128088
Nigga, the first one you listed was a red flag. You're either fucking daft, or you're very bad at trolling.
>>
>>690128088
>(tries killing herself usually once a year)
Sounds very ritualistic and attention seeking.
>>
>>690128088
>Gender fluid

Oh, you're trolling. Fake genders n all that.

2/10.
>>
>>690126344
this
>>
>>690128398
So glad I've never had to deal with this
>>
>>690127956
This. I don't trust a women's self-control (or most peoples).
>>
>>690128088
oh my god you poor beta fuck
>>
>>690128273
Then you got friendzoned by your ex. Congrats champ!
>>
File: BR82716735.gif (3 MB, 300x225) Image search: [Google]
BR82716735.gif
3 MB, 300x225
>>690128088
>She's gender fluid because she's fucked up
>>
>>690128294
What that anon posted were, like all red flags, general things to look for because they very often result in bad relationships. They are not ironclad rules.
>>
>self diagnoses Depression/Anxiety
>Majority guy friends
>Way too obsessed with shit like facebook and youtube, goes on to joke about it
>Becomes overly attached too quickly
>constantly bringing themselves down/ dishing for compliments
>Selfies
>Religious isnt a red flag, unless they are both obsessive and yet never follows its rules
>>
>>690128881
*fishing for compliments
>>
>>690115871
fuck im in a relationship with a girl who ONLY has male friends like 6 of them. why is this bad?
>>
>>690128176
You're right. I'm sure that your girlfriend, despite hanging out and drinking at her exes' apartments, every weekend, and coming home, the next morning, smelling of sweat and stale cologne, is totally loyal to you.

You poor, ignorant soul. You don't even realize that you're the one getting cucked. You're not secure and confident; you're naïve.
>>
File: me.gif (1 MB, 499x281) Image search: [Google]
me.gif
1 MB, 499x281
>>690128881
>>self diagnoses
>>
>>690128700
Some of them can be called that while some other things like the shitty relationship with her father has levels to it so to even think that she could be a bad person to date based on the premise alone would be foolish.
>>
>>690116556
I don't think there's any women that don't have at least one of those. It's in their dna
>>
>>690126537
Stupid fag these arent bad escentially but are bad because deeply affected her and crafted her personality
>>
>>690129146
Because she's either hanging out with beta fags for attention, stringing them along with intentions to branch swing the second you don't text her back, or she was/is fucking them. You're fucked cuck
>>
File: 1466130142698.gif (2 MB, 282x285) Image search: [Google]
1466130142698.gif
2 MB, 282x285
>>690108841
>Relationship Red Flags
>wanting to have one
>>
File: Tyler.png (54 KB, 202x200) Image search: [Google]
Tyler.png
54 KB, 202x200
>>690129365

I agreed with most of them you stupid asshole
>>
>>690128312
>>690128371
>>690128398
>>690128517
>>690128613
Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm not supposed to ask you guys for advice, and she's too much of a social dummy to be able to cheat on me, like she made one of her friends by running up, swinging her arm foward, and saying loudly, "your shirt looks nice" and running away really really fast. She's basically this site in a nutshell, broken but somehow working, it's weird.
>>
>>690129296
The risk is rarely worth the reward. Plenty of people out there. The main point of a red flag is to be cautious.
>>
>>690129670
>like she made one of her friends by running up, swinging her arm foward, and saying loudly, "your shirt looks nice" and running away really really fast.
what a special snowflake. just 86 her already.
>>
>no education past high school
>>
>>690129565
This nigga gets it.
>>
>>690129670
wow you must be just as autistic to be able to stand her then
>>
>>690109210
beta detected
>>
>>690129685
In the future I'll ask why before I feel any type of way about it.
>>
File: 1466132180325.gif (1 MB, 720x720) Image search: [Google]
1466132180325.gif
1 MB, 720x720
>>690116537
id say every one of these except sexual abuse, my ex girlfriend was fucking amazing and was molested at age 12
>>
>>690114293
I think we need a story, Anon.
>>
File: 1446611588513.gif (1 MB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
1446611588513.gif
1 MB, 200x200
>>690129685
>Plenty of people out there
you'll be much happier alone. people are fucked up and selfish.
>>
>>690129523
Her guy friends are ugly as sin. I'm safe
>>
>>690108841
Are you a fucking faggot or something
>>
>>690114641
She is a femicunt. Greatest red flag of all.
>>
>>690130442
For the most part I agree. I got lucky with my wife, 15 years now. But it was hard af for a while. I had quite a few incidents we had to work through. But the last one was years ago, so we're good now.
>>
>>690130688
Women don't go on looks alone. You're far from safe.
>>
>>690118717
>hold on until you literally can't with a girl

You're so beta.
>>
>>690130688
Don't underestimate what women will do for attention alone.
>>
>>690129843
>just 86 for her already
What does that mean?

>>690130034
She has really bad anxiety, so she has a lot of trouble starting conversations and socializing in general. And I stay with her cause I don't really care what she's like, I wanted to be with her before I knew all the shit about her, so I should and do still want to be with her now that know about it.
>>
File: 1465239989248.gif (2 MB, 330x166) Image search: [Google]
1465239989248.gif
2 MB, 330x166
>>690118717
>>
>>690121843
fucking damn son i leld
>>
>>690112222
Yep, found this one out the hard way. Also, if she brings up her ex in conversations multiple times, compares you to her ex in whatever way etc. Shows she is still thinking about him.
>>
>>690130993
86 means get rid of her
>>
>>690130993
>What does that mean?
Get rid of.
>>
>>690129670
Fucking hell she sounds like one of those girls in the 'WE BOUGHT FOAM' video
>>
>>690118934
If your whole body isn't convulsing then you're fucking someone who doesn't know what they're doing
>>
>>690122680
hah, lel
>>
>>690126537
3/4 of the girls I've dated with"abusive" relationship history accused me of being abusive after we broke up. 2 accused me of rape as well.
>>
File: 1456514522901.gif (2 MB, 245x245) Image search: [Google]
1456514522901.gif
2 MB, 245x245
>>690130993
>>just 86 for her already
>What does that mean?
are you autistic?
>>
>>690119857
Enter at your own risk
>>
File: 1394271803874.png (401 KB, 582x469) Image search: [Google]
1394271803874.png
401 KB, 582x469
>>690128881
this, all of this
but i am sure she would kill herself if i dump her, what to do /b/ ? i am already trying to get her to read more books
>>
>>690131402
Yeah because there are only 100 or so girls on the entire planet so there's a good chance that someone will get with someone just like them.
>>
>>690117720
lol'd. that feel
>>
>>690129146

Its bad because generally one or more guys like her. Its just natural. All guys want a chiller girl who can be 'one of the boys' essentially.

This rule however doesn't pertain to the boyfriend of said girl, because he doesnt want her to be 'one of the boys' regardless of how laid back, non-girlygirl / prissy she is. The boyfriend in the situation always wants his chick to be HIS CHICK not some other dudes girlbro. You get it?

Plus, imo its easier to bitch to your guy friend about your boyfriend, because less likely to get fucked over by some chick who you think is your friend, because she wants your boyfriend.

and to also put in perspective. Which group of people would you rather your girlfriend getting drunk with/ having sleep overs with? A group of girls, or a group of guys? You pick
>>
>>690131614
pay for her gun like a gentlemen and then leave
>>
>>690126537
A girl who claims her ex was abusive has a 50/50 turnout. She was legitimately abused, or she is over exaggerating his actions.

If she fits most of those other criteria, (drug use/drinking, majority of friends are dudes, etc) It is probable that she is making herself a victim when no crimes were committed. (Though this is not always the case.)
>>
>>690109443
Underrated post
>>
Tl;dr
/b/ is full of entitled virgins who wonder why girls want nothing to do with them
>>
>>690127704
Everybody is different, don't take one person's opinion as your absolute judgement.
>>
>>690131857
guilty
>>
>>690120571
Yeah dude, don't underestimate the power of lingering feelings and nostalgia, especially in women, I could definitely bang most of my exes if put into a room with them and I could probably even convince the two that hate me to get on my dick, exes are just a no go zone
>>
>>690131197
>>690131222

>>690131516
To be honest, probably a little bit.
Any more questions?
>>
>>690131770
Your insecurity is showing
>>
>>690108841
Girls like to get spanked you fag!
>>
>>690131852
How can you really exaggerate being slapped or something?

The real 50/50 turnout is either they were abused or they were lying.
>>
when she calls you "daddy" during sex for the first time. I thought it was hot at first and now its shown its true flagged colors.
>>
>>690130993
86 is a restaurant term. It means "we're currently out of it."

For example, if you are waiting tables and your kitchen tells you to 86 the chick parm special, it means they've run out of it, you should stop selling it.

That's what 86 means bro.
>>
>>690131850
i dont want her to be statistics for more gun control
>>
>>690128274
Dat filename.

>>690127909
If her best friend is her EX, then you code blue, and abort your mission soldier. Get the fuck out, because she is going to him when you guys have problems.

The last thing you want is for her confidant for emotional support to be one of your competitors.
>>
>>690129146
Just imagine your girlfriend is a deer, and those guy friends of her's are a pack of hungry wolves circling around her, just waiting for an opening so they can pounce. That is why it's bad.
>>
>>690114906
What? Why did you reply to my comment newfag
>>
she keeps talking about having kids when she doesn't even have any qualification
>>
>>690131770
im not gonna lie dude but you're spot on. half of her friends confessed they were/are in love with her. She did seem to be very stressed about their pervy behaviors. So i guess im a bit safe amirite
>>
>>690132212
no
>>
>>690132085
tfw im not a guy and dont care lmao
>>
>>690109210
currently falling in love with such girl

can someone explain whats bad about that unless you are beta ?
>>
>>690112222

Big one right here. Also if she talks about them at all.
>>
>>690132258
then pay for her belt, bleach, drive her to a bridge/building, etc. there's a lot you can do to be a good BF to her
>>
>>690125645
It depends on the girl man, some girls aren't into anybody more than a year older/younger than them, some 19 year olds are into 30-40 year old dudes, you just gotta get lucky and find one
>>
>>690115905
my gf dyes her hair, but just because she was blonde for a while or something and now she wants to have her natural brown hair back

she also drinks and swears, but this is normal in my culture
>>
> Is/was a teen mom
> Is narcistic and brags about basic skills like making her bed or cooking spaghetti
> Is a lazy fat fuck
> Watches vloggers and enjoys it
> Has nothing good to say about anything, nags all the time
> Being never good enough for her
> Likes horses, a lot
>>
>>690132130
This is what I intended when I made my statement.

Emotional abuse is abuse, and sometimes people claim that arguments or tension is abuse. Sometimes people claim that they were victimized when they themselves were aggressors. Hitting isn't the only form of abuse man.
>>
>>690114183
You just described my daughter
>>
>>690132613
cucking is the name of the game
>>
I'm a girl, there are BIG RED FLAGS about me.
>depression anxiety ocd and mania
>I'm under medication and therapy
>I've never had a relationship with my parents because I'm an orphan
>I'm having self esteem issues, I tried to an hero 1 time and I'm over obsessed with you and treat you like a god and worship you in the relationship.Oh, and I like anal.

Big red fucking flags.I consider myself a good person and I bet you too if you get to know me.
Also, I caught my first ex cheating on me, I caught him in bed with a hooker.
The second ex literally beat the shit outta me(he's a lawyer so I thought nice people aren't mentally deranged), hit me in his car, in public, swore at me because ''he's the leader''.
Another red flag for me ? I literally begged HIM to take me back because HE dumped me.

>inb4 an hero again
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>inb4 why am I not consider suicide immediately ?
>>
File: 1466180136905.gif (863 KB, 277x300) Image search: [Google]
1466180136905.gif
863 KB, 277x300
>>690132814
>You just described my daughter
>>
>>690132437
shes not stressed about it, trust me.
She enjoys the attention.

If she didnt she wouldnt keep putting herself in situations where their pervy behaviors would affect her, or deal with them continually. You're not safe, you're in denial of a problem
>>
>>690115134
LOL she would be right
>>
>>690132799
> was a teen mom
good god
>>
>>690118689
yes, when she acts like a teenager who hates her parents and any kind of authority then she is not ready for a relationship, or life.
>>
File: 1424901579264.jpg (15 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
1424901579264.jpg
15 KB, 480x360
>>690132799
get the fuck out of there anon
>>
>>690132501
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/86_(term)
>>
>>690132604
Your gender is irrelevant, if you can't trust the person you're in a relationship with then you shouldn't be in a relationship with them
>>
>>690132613
huge cheat risk, may go them when she has a problem instead of you which can lead to her relying on one of her guy friends/trusting him more than you. all guy friends want to fuck the girl in the group, and are usually open about it.at least one of them is an ex or your replacement
>>
>>690132884
like, I wanna feel bad, but youre too self aware of all of your problems. You're good, just stop being crazy.
>>
File: 1461863433258.gif (2 MB, 200x151) Image search: [Google]
1461863433258.gif
2 MB, 200x151
>>690132799
>> Likes horses, a lot
>>
>>690133333
holy shit quints
>>
>>690108841
one week every month she treats you like shit cause she has a period
then says sorry cries and blames herself and says she wont do it again
but every fucking month
>>
>Likes when she gets attention from alot of guys
>"too nice" to curve them away
One of the girls in my friend group does this, I feel bad for guys who go after it because they dont know yet
>>
Stops you talking to other girls, expects you to be with her in all of your free time, jealous over irrational things, expects to be put before your friends
>mfw talking from experience of current gf
>>
File: 1453194861828.gif (231 KB, 800x508) Image search: [Google]
1453194861828.gif
231 KB, 800x508
>>690133333
>33333
>>
>>690133318
correct.
Hence why I said I dont care. Im not the guy in the situation, and im not in a relationship with a faggot who has only chicks as friends. GG
>>
>>690132799
Except for the teen mom thing, and the fat fuck. (She is lazy.)

This hits home hard.

Self entitled, boring, manipulative, and selfish, god damn it.
>>
>>690133333
Witnessed
>>
>>690133491
Man the period time is excusable, a lot of girls just act like this daily and its fucking pathetic
>>
>>690133249
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=86%27d
>>
>>690133249
what in all nine worlds?
Thread replies: 277
Thread images: 36


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.