Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Miho claimed
>claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJdukIQmoxQ
I wanted to say this for a while now, but I'm going to be off this indefinitely. I lied to Renge by impersonating another person, the whole hikage character, in order to get more of an acceptance around here. I lied to her, I lied to you all. While pretending to be another waifu is completely another routine thing here, I couldn't bear it, call me soft, but lying is a concept I fondly despise and it goes deep into my childhood. I don't mind others doing it and I understand that sometimes it's necessary and very much a means to save moments of trouble, but this wasn't. I lied, I lied to you all, and I'm terribly sorry. Nothing will change my guilt over something so trivial and believe me, I want to just troll it out and say "Ha, you just got bamboozled, Renge" but I can't. Out of all my years of living, I felt something I haven't felt in years. I felt acceptance. I felt an acceptance, or at least I'd like to view it as such, in this hellhole of a community. When I mimicked another person, again something so miniscule, I defiled that feeling I cherished. Call me frail, call me dramatic, whatever it is you want to call me, but just forget about me. I felt like I did something very wrong and lied to my family. I'm not asking for forgiveness since I can't forgive myself for this seemingly inconsequential action. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm composed. I just haven't felt a bond this well and to later defile it over something so petty that I can't just simply continue to lie or slide under the table. There definitely is something wrong with me, but I'll have to figure that one out by myself.
What I came here to say, I thank you all for letting me in on your group. Thank you for giving this person a wonderful time. I wish you all the best and forget this brittle person exists. It's been a blast everyone, this is some person aka blue borderline midget, signing off
Best type moon claimed.
>>690092087
Dubs = Lewd
Trips = Tiddies
Quads = R34
Quints = R34 Thread
>inb4 Tohsaka pleases x for x
Still here
>>690092087
Gaige claimed
Claimed.
>>690092180
Nooo stay!
>>690092255
TOHSAKA RIN POSTS TIDDIES FOR TRIPS
>>690092255
Tohsaka pleases old men for money
Hello all
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>690092180
Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Konata is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Konata was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
>>690092180
:o
fresh pasta
>>690092383
Azusa
>>690092356
That fail
>>690092361
>
>>690092087
>>690092255
>inb4 Tohsaka pleases x for x
You fucked up, TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES NEW DUBS FOR TITS.
>>690092180
Not sure if konata copypasta or actual feelings
>reads signing off
oh, copypase
>>690092471
Do you like me?
>People getting mad over internet.
>>690092180
>>690092471
nice pasta
>>690092495
So how much does she do it for
Ok, What does everyone do for a living? Obviously Some of us are unemployed. I know I currently am. But What i do when i feel like working is I am a Chef with 10 years experience in Fine Dining. Not that pussy line cook shit.
Also If anyone wants any cooking tips hit me up.
QOTT:What was the last depressing conversation?
Yesterday my dad said that he planned living to 50 and hes in the bonus years right now
>kneesocks claimed
>>690092566
>dubs
FUCK ME I DONT HAVE ANYTHING DOWNLOADED YET
>>690092383
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>>690092471
By far my favorite one because it was serious
Tristana claim
>>690092489
No pls
>>690092666
Fuck off Satan.
>>690092717
>giving lewds for dubs
Are you that cheap?
>>690092252
Cover the rare rolls please
>Tristana
>>690092655
I'm a nurse
>>690092666
Satan
>>690092666
Early this morning. Learned that an acquaintance of mine was murdered, leaving two kids behind.
Trips = Tiddies.
>>690092839
>coming from the 87 cent megumin
>>690092619
ikr, it's just soooo stupid, it's MADDENING!
Like, UGH, look awaaaaay from the screen!
>>690092655
uh, I just got a job today at a retail market. Starting next week!
>I'm actually so happy about this
>>690092666
>Satan asking QOTT
>Last depressing conversation
Saying good morning to my family
kagami claimed!!!
>>690092894
Suhweet! do you make good money. My sister is a RN she makes bank i fuckin hate her sometimes.
>>690092087
ur waifu a shit
>>690092723
Wow, what a fitting picture. Heyo
>>690092666
>Last depressing conversation
I can't remember, I don't think I've had one in a while.
>>690093074
>>690093071
Well that makes the insult even worse, doesn't it?
:^)
Claimed
i'm a swan
>>690093073
You should be happy! So its like a market? like a groceries?
Board games sure are fun.
>>690093181
watsup bun anon??? how's it going?
>>690093225
heya shiro!! how did you sleep??
>>690092920
This is a shame.
>>690092666
Talking to myself in the mirror
>>690093074
kagami
>>690093145
*cough* maybe the 5th time i've used it *cough*
Hello
>>690093281
Lewd legs how are you?
>>690093343
mugi
>>690093208
ouch on a roll
>rolling
>>690092735
no yui
>>690092495
You consider pleasing older men insulting? I call that an honorable service. I'd like to see anyone here doing that. You're doing well Tohsaka
>>690093208
>>690092839
>>690092566
F-Fine I get it just let me find something
>>690093084
Yeah,
It's pretty good
>GO FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE
>>690093225
How are you today cutie?
Also, anyone watching the game, what just happened?
>>690093282
Yaya! Grocery store retail from an actual big company!
I have to work once a week since it's just a side job for university buuut... well, I have to get up at 3am
Hank has been claimed
>>690093359
>
>>690093371
>i fap to this
>>690093409
sucking dick, as per usual, thanks.
how about you?
>>690093409
How's it going?
>>690093423
pls
>>690093359
I am the other shiro, and pretty good.
>>690093537
Forgot pic
>>690093537
Dude I can make that. Its a pain in the ass tho. Crust sucks. Heres the type of shit i make
pic related. Yeah i made them shits. Sold them for 50 bucks as a special. like 5 dollars in ingredients
>>690093409
I'm not mugi, but thanks for replying to a shitposter as always.
>>690092383
HellooOooOoo
>>690092894
You know she's going to be in BL3
>>690093074
Kagameme
>>690093225
What's gucci Mein pucci?
>>690093409
The world we live in. Tiddies? If you want to wait till I roll trips that is fine. But when I roll trips I hope you all will deliver the tiddies. I want to admire you're waifu.
>>690093409
floofy hair
how are you doing yuuko???
>>690093618
why meh?? just feeling out of it??
>>690093658
o-other shiro?? i didn't know we had two....
>>690093795
gasp!!!
i thought you left!!
>>690093423
:^)
>roll
>>690093532
You're really giving lewds for only dubs? Even I am not cheap enough for that
>>690093658
Nice gif kek
>they only have a few hundred pics of their character
SCRUBS
>>690093579
Hey there Hank. How's the lawn?
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690093867
It was for the glory of pasta. I'll never leave
>>690093923
Anyone below a thousand should get off this thread and immediately go fill their folder from Pixiv.
>>690093948
But your new chapter came out not too long ago
>>690093921
>Singles for discount lewds
>>690093948
This guy is a normie.
Get out and pay your debt, meth head.
>>690093921
No I didn't have anything downloaded yet. Still waiting for trips.
>>690093948
No one cares.
>>690093948
Tiddies first? You'll never come back so it's not like you could be round to regret it.
>>690093770
>actual high class cook
>5 dollars in ingredients
>only looks better than normally
>confirmed by actual high class cook
I will never go eat at some expensive place ever again and try new places out to find the best cook in town who doesn't overcharge.
>>690093795
Heyo, how's it going?
![WE'RE ALL [Aizawa] NOW.png](https://i.imgur.com/sYViWmZ.png "WE'RE ALL [Aizawa] NOW.png")
>>690093935
That is not actually Hank.
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690094176
I want to see this.
roll
>>690094051
How dare they even post
>>690094201
Wow Miho, rude.
>>690094283
You can tell by the ant picture he posted
>>690094317
Rolling for Syndra
>>690094317
This is not Syndra.
>>690094257
Just finished my oatmeal, still watching Saul, about to do some real talk to a friend. Und tu?
>>690093641
>>690093867
Going great for the both of us! <3
>>690093771
alright weird anon
>>690093948
Farewell
>>690094069
I only need Mizore to be around to see your lewds, Tsun
>>690094176
Welp, here goes the get train
Roll
![Syndra [14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [14].jpg")
>>690094384
Roll for Kyouko
>>690094401
Of course its not Syndra.
Why would it be Syndra.
C'mon lucky trips.
Lead me to waifu tiddy paradise.
>>690094283
>>690094384
I'm on my phone, sue me!
>>690094454
>Weird anon
>Yesterday he was mad as fuck and posting without his avatar.
Goodnight, beautiful <3.
Rolling for lewds
Waifu Fuu claimed
>>690094584
I'll sue you a shirt from my phone
>Tristana
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690094384
Whatever.
>>690094454
That's good to hear
>>690094425
Some real talk huh? I'm okay, just saving some pictures of Mio from one of the booru's to help boost up my folder.
>>690094657
Fuck off mugen
>>690094657
Woo! Didn't even have to roll! Fuu is a cute but not my ideal pick for a waifu.
Still, love them tiddies. Solid 8/10
>>690093867
Well let me rephrase, I'm the other one who claims her.
![Doprah-Stranger-People[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/gfmCFzd.jpg "Doprah-Stranger-People[3].png")
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AND YOU GET A (You), AND YOU GET A (You), AND YOU GET A (You)
>>690094514
>Implying we can't just text for that now
Plus, I've not been feeling the lewd for a few days. So even if Mizore showed up right now, I'd probably be completely normal.
>>690094707
Silly Tristana, shirts don't even real.
>>690094758
Anything else planned for the day?
I'm going to run in a few hours
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R73h1jm.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
690094920
You get nothing. Suck a dick.
>>690094633
I don't know who you are anon
>>690094968
Shirts don't even real but still can't show tiddies. Pfd. Your logic is incredible.
>>690094968
>Been 15 minutes and Shiro hasn't replied.
>>690095060
Mai?
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690094008
ohhh okay lol, well im glad you're not leaving!!
>>690094063
any reason why??
>>690094454
im doing great too!!! why are you feeling great??
>>690094920
i figured lol, i just didn't know they're were two anons that claimed her
>>690095139
Because that's not the usual Shiro.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
![doprah-stranger-people-music-video[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rTFP2Nm.jpg "doprah-stranger-people-music-video[1].jpg")
>>690095139
>>690095139
>>690095139
AND YOU GET THREE (You)S
>>690095216
lol he is taking it up a notch, he is even using the correct file names to impersonate you guys.
Hey. Trips is tiddies.
Are you rolling for nudes of waifus?
That's lewd.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690095283
>>690094994
Nope not really. I'm hopefully going to play more Overwatch with some people on Discord. I don't usually do anything through out the day
>>690095154
Maybe, copycat, his friend. It's all the same.
Just disregard it, they'll grow out of it eventually.
>best eyes
>>690094968
Oh, didn't that
Ah well, there goes my comeback, down to the shitter
How are you, friend?
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690095335
That's exactly what I was thinking.
>>690095154
No.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690095279
I've been decieved...
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690095264
>>690095369
waifu thread sucks
>>690095444
kek...not even me....
>trips confirms fake kagami should leave ;^)
>>690095353
I am.
Dubs = Lewds
Trips = Tiddies (the real goal)
Quads = R34
Quints = R34 thread.
Sadly I've gone completely without trips, and had to up my tiddies ante, only Rikka was kind enough to deliver. Karen had something posted but it wasn't for me.
>>690093770
well it was a high end resteraunt. Your paying for The food You have a Captain and a Waiter Plus a Sommelier Who Pairs it with something. Not to mention the ambience. When you buy scallops in bulk you tend to get them cheaper and greens cost like nothing. The Orange is a carrot puree i made. So yeah the foods marked up but your not just paying for food . If you wanna pay cost go to the store.
>>690095444
>>690095368
>>690095216
>>690094713
>>690095541
>>690095490
Funny and not overused at all
>>690095444
Checked.
Going out with a bang.
>>690095604
I'll take it if she doesn't
>>690095115
I said nothing about bras.
>>690095135
Same to you.
>1-3 try again to sleep
>4-6 go work on the mower
>7-9 go hit the twisties and work off these chicken strips
>0 go to dads and pester him about the bike
>>690095420
Failed to sleep the first time around, and it's apparently just going to get hotter and hotter today, so I'm not expecting good sleep even if I manage to get any.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690095264
I used to claim her whenever that Miami poster was around, but there's alot of new people now
>>690095564
awwww....im sorry you're lonely bun anon....im sure shinoa will be on shortly!! i hope...
>>690095688
i already have 9 liters of the stuff...
I'm off to watch some Rick and Morty.
I'm crying right now, I'm so high, fuck.
>>690095698
Something tells me that even if I roll trips you wouldn't deliver. You'd conveniently lurk until the next thread. Prude little waifu. I just want to appreciate her body.
>>690095732
there are!!! there's been a lot of people who've came and went, but that's just the nature of life i guess lol
>>690095642
I'm still rooting for you anon
>>690095752
>>690095387
Would you want to run with me in spirit? Long distance life interactions
>>690095888
God damn it.
>>690095644
>>690094232
Sorry ment to tag you. Fine dining your not eating for under 50 bucks thats on the cheap end. thats why it was a special
>>690095698
Twisties it is. Been a while, so I hope I can hit them hard.
>Will bring back sick vids
>>690095856
Probably wouldn't, after all, I did say I didn't have any like that.
>>690095264
BECAUSE TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!!
It always is <3
>>690095801
Enjoy your time
farewell
>>690095888
counts
>>690095801
and here I am still downloading images in case of trips
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>690095642
I'll roll for you too
Ganbatte
>>690095984
>tag
>>690095888
>>690095952
Oh my
>>690095984
Geez, it still sounds so... well... stingy? Charging 50 bucks for 5 bucks worth of ingredients? Respect.
ay yo
I'm too lazy to post the pasta.
>>690095876
Depressing when you think that some are dead huh?
Erica claimed
>>690095698
Maybe it'll get colder during the night?
>>690095752
Drink it all!
