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Prove you're not a newfag
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Ok? Thats the old banner? idk what your point is
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>>690088551
https://youtu.be/dpXCkAUF7BE
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inb4 butt hurt autists
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>>690088551
I used to be a moot
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>>690088551
I'm here since 2015. Does that make me a new fag?
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"Soup /b/?"
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I've been here all summer
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>>690088551
just because you were here last month doesn't mean you aren't a newfag.
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>>690088551
Im the guy who brushed his teeth with his own shite back in 06. I dont have the video anymore and youtube took it down ages ago. Its out there somewhere.
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>>690089888
checked
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I got trips once
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◤ ◤
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>>690088551
its a loooooooooooooo
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>>690088551
Wasn't this the front page until like, a fortnight ago?

I know it's a joke but that's some unfunny shit.
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How do i "like" my own posts
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>>690091444
Trips of truth
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>>690088551
im not because I say so
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im not newfag but how can i upvote my comments
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Ask a professional dubs getter anything.
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>>690089413
Prove it
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I was here before moot owned 4chan pic related.
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>>690089888
Not anymore
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>>690092043
dude, pls. i feel bad for you. I did this:
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Only old fags remember this
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>>690092043
this:
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roody poo
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fsjal
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>>690088551
old banner
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>>690088551

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS HAHA
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What's a moot?
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Moot is a Mexican. Puddi Puddi Puddi.
Grats kiddies now you can all pretend your oldfags while sitting in your shame
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>>690092248
watch
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>>690088551
GRADUATED top of my class gorilla warfare
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>>690092248
and
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>>690092248
learn
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>>690092649
>Moot

Newfag alert, it's 'moot' not 'Moot'
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>>690089888
pre-2007 anons will call you a newfag

but then 90% here are newfags.
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>>690092248
CHECK EM
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Niggers tongue my anus
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Check em
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These dubs are proof enough.
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C'mon faggots. I'm here a year and a half and i'm still a new fag. You're pure bitches
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for christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwhKwJypE4

when the mods got drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymr3wztoeGY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
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I got post number 49000000 sometime in 2012-2013.
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>>690092104
>moot
who?
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>>690088551
Why is that plane not smiling?
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newfags can't even triforce

but i'm an oldfag, so i know the secret is to ask Candlejack. here, this is how you trif-
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@690088551
How do I show you the days I've been active?
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>>690088551
Candy ass roody poo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA this could be heard on /b/ on at least two occasions, years appart.

Now don't ask me what it what it was for or when it happened. I can't remember shit from this chan since everyday is almost an exact copy of the day before, do that for years, and you got some spongy memories of some blurry events.
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How to take a screenshot
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i was there when the bobba raids were live and nigg noggs with afro blocked the pool due to the water was infected with aids.

Rate my oldfag level from a 1-5
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>>690088551
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111
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>>690092993
Explain why you can't dress like these. He looks very nice.
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>>690092963
Putting - at the end is f
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>>690088551
obvious bait is obvious
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>>690093026
Lol nigger faggot
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>>690092963
oh stop it, candlejack is not even re
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newfags cant triforce

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 ▲
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frosted butts
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Ive been here so long i dont even know what to say.

I used to email my friends pictures of a penis with blue hair, then laugh about it at a borders book store 11 years ago.

I was the newfag then.

We are the newfags now.
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Who remembers blindmute loli guy?
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>>690093068
2/5, try harder next time
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I remember when NG didn't give you viruses
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Snacks banned me
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>>690092677
Is that the Microsoft bing font?
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>>690092753
Funny thing about phones they capitalize the first word you type. /b/ was a relatively recent addition to the site when I started, but you faggotry is timeless.
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BOXXY IS QUEEN
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The best of all time, this started all the MEMEs in todays world. Ya Rly
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>>690088551
If I get dubs, I'm an oldfag
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I remember the fappening
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>>690093355
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>>690093326
Straya? Is that you?
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>>690092104
what's a moot
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>>690093355
Proof that dubs lie
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>>690093355
Double dubs
Newfag
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rolling for godly luck
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>>690091444
Trips
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>>690093419
FUCK
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i'm in my late 20s
i live with my mom
i spend saturday night browsing /b/

also snacks was a wanker.
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>>690093332
Actually zoey is queen, she is the forgotten queen of light, who fought against that boxed whore and lost to the shadows.
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from last summer
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whats a newfag?
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>>690091182
Those could be anybody trips
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Am actually a newfag (2009) But I liked the style of pic related.
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>>690093475
Still dubs faggot
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>>690088551
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>>690093399
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>>690088551
look niggers, it's a new meme!
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>>690093832
Snacks was a fucking bellend.
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>>690093995
reroll
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>>690093531
me too. Been here from 2006 to 2009 and just recently came back with the advent of 4Chan mobile apps
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I've seen some shit man
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>>690088551
>What's a moot?
Lol totally newfag
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>>690093832
snacks was like 2006 drama
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>>690094100
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Check out theeese dubs !
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>>690088551
Barrel
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>>690094186
git gud fgt
>>690094100
this is me
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>>690088551
idk, but I was a 2015 SummerFag and moot was still here.
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>>690092240
nobody remembers it because people stopped giving a fuck about the gag, a lonnggggg ass time ago.

goback2gaia
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>>690088551
I-I AM 4CHAN
AAAAAAAA
A
A
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AAA
AAAA

A
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AAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAA
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could a newfag get quads like this? don't think so.
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I've bee around since the party van came out
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>>690093092
Fucking newfag, you need to say Candlejack and then he takes you a few words lat
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>>690094158

Yeah I missed everything and pretty much just heard all kinds of legends about the dude.

Anyway I was never really active so I barely know any mod name.
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>>690094313
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>>690093419
FUCK YOU!!!!
FUCKING LOST!!!!
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>>690094075
what up holeguy
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>>690088551
Every one of these faggots have no understanding what the cat means.
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Im twelve and what is this?
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>>690088551
No body new comes to this shit hole anymore, Just the shills and faggots are left. Everyone else left in a mass exodus. I stop in from time to time and its still all the same shit.
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>▲
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>newfags can't even triforce
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Desu desu
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>>690088551
New fags don't know the pain we went though after Pepe was stolen by Reddit and then we tried so hard to make other masks but none was a success
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am I a newfag?
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  ▲
▲ ▲ old fag here.
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>>690088661
Newfag
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>>690094796
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Done.
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i miss epic fail guy
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>>690094689

The exodus went nowhere, all the other chans are half dead. Had to come back here to survive boredom.
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>>690088551
Plz this one counts?
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>>690094796
you newfags don't know the pain of memebase and all those *INSERT SHIT JOKE HERE* sites ruining all the good memes.

fuck you newfags, go back to yahoo pool you niggers!
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>>690095041
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>>690095041
We all do, anon
We all do..
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>>690088551
kid.
I'm a 5chan refugee.
I think I've gone beyond the title of oldfag.
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>>690093781
But they're my trips. Faggot.
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>>690094664
Enjoy your ban
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I know Heaven personally so im def an oldfag
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oh hi
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Time is but an illusion.
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I was on here when Al Gore was elected
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Everyone remember Noko? Always ended up searching after my fucking thread after forgetting to put that thing.
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>>690088551
fag
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>>690095375
Newest fag has to be this guy
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It's a usb line
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>>690095726

I do

Miss that along with sage
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>>690095557
mods mods mods?
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I was here before faggot marriage was legal.
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>>690095506
Yea well that heaven guy was a cunt and so are you
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>>690093090
It is too late for you, anon
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>>690095557

Posting pictures of kids faces is illegal you sick fuck.

Hope they fuck you in the ass in prison.
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>>690088551
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>>690088551
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been here for weeks
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>>690092240
Not hapening on my watch. Fucking tiddly wankers.
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>>690095932

>mfw
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>>690092637
>>690092947
Newfags
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Nigger captcha
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>>690096018

lol internet
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>>690088551
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>>690096018

Got an even older one.
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Been lurkin since '13
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>>690093832
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What's a newfag?
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>>690088551
Comedy gold
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>>690096356
Awe man, is that WTSnacks?
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Im a newfag but check these dubs
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>>690096150
please. that finger box chart is way outdated
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You just lost THE GAME.
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▲▲
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When I started coming here the forced memes were TEH REI, Candlejack, DSFARGEG, theth, etc
first changirl threads i remember were blake / limber, martini chan and togi chan. Not sure the order of those and can't be bothered to try and rememb
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>>690096284

Dude what's the name of the band? Haven't heard that thing since it came out.
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>>690096333
Fuck off Snacks.
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>>690096642
>>690096694
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but
>can't triforce
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>>690095164
checkem

(i love you)
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jet fuel
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>>690096609
Fuck you faggot
And yes I did
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;-; y do people call me a new fag? Plz someone /pro/mote me to old fag
>be me
>cry because 4chan friends call me newfag
>but ive been here since christmas ;-;
>lol
XD i love 4chan anyways
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>>690093781
Did I do it right?
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bitches dont know bout my Candlelja-
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>>690097036
hi master
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How do i become "OP"?
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>>690097058
shut up newfeg
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the insecurity in this thread is real
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>>690097395
But whi ;-;
No one in my grade knows about 4chan besides me ;-;
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>>690097378
You must do 100 push ups 100 sit ups and run 10km every day, then you power level will be over 9000 and you will be OP
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>>690093053
Yeah I remember that, is was just the first few seconds then it was monotonous, I used a script to kill it in the end because it was less hassle than turning my sound up and down all the fucking time, about 4 yrs ago when vuvuzela's were pissing everyone off
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I started in 2013. Does that qualify me as a newfag?
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>>690097624
Lol that sounds hard
>be me >be do 100 pushups >be do 100 situps >be do 10k run >me cry
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>>690097688

copypasta in notepad
save as 4chan(D0T)js
Run
???
Profit
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I'm an oldfag coming back after a long hiatus and this dubs shit pisses me off. Back in my day you had to work hard for a real get. You kids probably all got participation trophies and parties for graduating kindergarten.
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only newfags browse /b/
>/thread
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i did it
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If I remember correctly, the 9000000000th get was "we neeeeed it". The 8000000000 was "niggers tongue my anus". Hey, does anyone else here remember the roost-poo word filter?
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I fucking love chocolate milk
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>>690097963

Thanks Doctor
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>>690097959
Thats because /b/ has a shit reputation and these fags come on here and only go on /b/ because they hope to find some edgy shit they can post on their instagram accounts
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>>690093419
Lost, fuck
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>>690098262
Forgot to say
"Ive been here since 2013 does dat mean im a old fag?" Fucking cancer
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>>690097714
yes
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>>690098424
FAIL
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Been here since 2010. I'm a newfag
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>>690088551
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have you guys even seen this me me? XD
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#candy ass
roody poo
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Well I'll be honest I've been coming here since 05 and I must admit, I don't feel dirty coming here anymore, or at risk of being v& for visiting so there is that
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I've watched the entirety of Mr. Hands
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I've been dead inside for 3 years, when I first discovered 4chan.
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>>690095557
Potential soon-to-be child pornography thread reported. As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content. These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to ’Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads ’Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism’ as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted. We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act. We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse. Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!
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In 2008 /b/ was my secret place. I was super nervous about it and also assumed no one in the country knew about that thing yet.

Now everyone talks about it openly.

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i go away for a few months and this shit exists?
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>>690093419
haha dont clicked on it, just hovered my cursor above it :D
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>>690088551
>Prove you're not a newfag

Simple. I don't give a fuck if you think I am or not.
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>>690088551
CONTROVERSIAL VERY DISTURBED
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haha like anyone gives a fuck about that sh
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>>690092820
didn't quote cuckfag
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>literally nobody here can triforce
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you're a newfag for asking
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>>690090690
Why the fuck would you do that, respeck tho
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>>690089983
you win
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When I get sick I buy a 2 bottles of cough syrup and start gargling it. Then I breathe in while gargling so it goes into my airway and into my bloodstream faster. It makes me spasm and leak out of my body in places I didn't know there were holes, but it feels pretty nice and cures me way faster. I actually lick handrails and dollar bills just for an excuse to keep doing this.
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i know seymour
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>>690101304
so close but still newfag
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>>690098780
No wonder the place is full of newfags
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The Japan man?
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I once ruled all of 4chan
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Mr mootykins? Is it really you?
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I have this entire masterpiece
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