Has anyone on /b/ ever fucked a celeb? What happened?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Has anyone on /b/ ever fucked a celeb? What happened?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I hope everybody remembers.
I almost fucked this German telenovela starlet.
She's not really a celebrity, but I fucked Katie Melua when we were 16/17.
That's before she became semi famous so doesn't really count
>>690036933
By almost do you mean saw her once in public and came in your pants and started crying?
>>690037156
I was with her in a taxi to go to my place but then I started some drunk argument and she got out and stormed off when we arrived.
>>690036719
>anyone on b
>fucked
pick one
>>690037947
I'm on /b/ and I just had sex. With my waifu,
I had sex with a pretty good friend of Kreayshawn's a couple times
Had the chance to fuck the Day Wave guy
Pic related
>>690038870
Pics of said White Girl.
>>690036719
YEZ I DID MADE FUGG ON LE PRITTY GEARL
>>690036927
thanks buddy, did it take you all summer to find that little header there?
>>690039493
>Has anyone on /b/ ever fucked
The answer is no
>>690036927
Yeah, that's the best thing about /b/. You can say whatever you want, real or not, and nobody would never believe it.
>>690037057
Was she a good fuck?
Gimme 5 mins, I'll post something that will give you a chuckle. Just got to find it
Quads get
>>690039964
Re rollarino
Not a celeb but my wife got famous around here for murdering her step father.
>>690039432
wth that means lol
>>690036719
She called the cops.
>>690036719
My wife was on the cover of several kid"s science magazines as an 8-10 y/o. Count?
Met Emma Watson at a party one night.
Got to talking, she's fairly down to earth.
Things are going well.
Have a couple of light social drinks.
She says she's getting bored and we should go to her place.
Go back to her place, have a couple more drinks.
She leads me to her room, starts taking off her dress.
"OH yeah about to score with Emma"
Wake up...........
Well fuck-a-doodle-do, was all a dream....... again.
Do pornstars count as celebrities?
yeah one time taytay asked me to hold her starbucks and i dropped it true story
>>690039493
i dunno mang , its winter in here.
Hate to brake it to you "buddy" but /b/ is not for muricans only.
I slept with ivan munguia when he was in brain drill. It was a small concert (@someone's guest house that was remodeled for small shows for local bands) I didn't know who he was until my friends that were in a local band started fan girling.
I also look older than I am so he probably didn't realize he banged a 15 y/o.
This was about 5 years ago
>>690036719
shut the fuck up
quit making yourself a target
its fun to pretend
go away
>>690042043
>quit making yourself a target
blame the victim, dummy
>>690041915
pics
>>690036719
Once had sex with Hermione. I put my peepee I'm her vajayjay, moved it in and out once, big cums went everywhere. Then she left.
>>690042242
Don't have any. It was my second time having sex and it was with some stranger/ older guy so it was all pretty unplanned. He smells like coconut and is extremely loving and sweet.
>>690039919
She was alright. We were both young though so it wasn't anything special
>>690042043
Dan, fuck off.
>>690042758
Pics of you then
>>690042758
tits or gtfo
it was a dark night. almost as dark as the skin on the man who was about to have his way with my gf. the Mrs and I were walking around the downtown area of my city taking neat pics and enjoying the cool night breeze. I still remember the way the moon light lit up the clouds overhead. it reminded me of a quote from the hit video game Dissidia Final Fantasy. "even the moon still light from the sun to shine" in a way, the small white moon reminded me of myself, lost in a sea of vast and empty darkness, stealing my gf's light to shine in the darkness that is life. anyway, about 40 minutes into our walk we decided to take a shortcut through the alley to get to our car in half the time. this was my first mistake, if you'd call it a mistake. we passed by a trashcan when none other than Wayne Brady himself jumped out from the shadows. he sang a little song for my lady and began dancing the salsa with her. soon enough she was butt naked and bent over the dumpster taking Wayne's massive black man meat. she yelped in ecstasy so loud that I creamed myself. he filled her fertile womb with his Brady seeds and forced me to eat them out of her only to spit them in her mouth. he dickslapped me and told us to get our of the alley or he'd fuck me too. my girl didn't get pregnant but it was still one of our fondest memories. Wayne Brady, wherever you are....I love you.
Not exactly celeb but porn star naughty alysha. Happened in tampa bay
I won this contest thing, got to fuck nina hartley... Celeb? Maybe not..
But I came soo quick... it sucked.
Local celebrity, sure. Before they were 'famous'.
Had sex for money with Julia Alexandratou a celeb turned pornstar in Greece. Shit was cash and totally worth her money. (1200 euro for the whole night)
>>690037384
Well, at least you won the argument. That's all that matters, anon.
>>690042253
kek
>>690038559
nobody on /b/ has a sexlife
>>690044421
>in Greece
>1200 euro
you singlehandedly made her the richest person in Greece.
i sucked on her mammeries
>>690038559
fucking a pillow doesn't count you retard
>>690044919
are you a pirate?
>>690044811
>>690044877
>>690044919
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker
>>690044944
>>690045162
i dont think so
>>690044877
Nah she upped her prices a lot later and poker was good back then and I could afford her. Even bought her a bottle of champagne
I fucked Miranada Cosgrove regularly for a while. Had to give her a tv show though.
>>690045974
Hi, Patrick. Sorry your NBC show was cancelled.
>>690045974
how sloppy was she?
>>690045974
Lol.
twice last night and once this morning
>>690046599
Proof Please...
is she an innie or outie
>>690046599
shut up, nigger.y waifu is a pure maiden. dare you not Sully her name or you will face the wrong end of my vape!
>>690041670
Its summer here, and im not from american. Hate to brake it to you "buddy" but /b/ ist not for wise guys like u only
>>690045974
Did she spit or swallow?
also greentext
>>690041670
Europig no die.
>>690046599
>>690046694
both
here is a nude she sent me
>>690036719
I might have had sex with Bill Cosby but I'm not really sure.
i fondled sara rue once
>>690046836
nice try anon but we all know that isn't a real pic of her
>>690046836
autism
>>690047192
I'm sorry
>>690045974
any clue?
Dropped this in a thread already, but I finger banged Cecily Strong at a party in the late 90's. We were at a party in Oak Park, just outside Chicago
>>690036719
Does Miranda Cosgrove do things anymore now that she can't be casted as a 12 year old despite being in her 20s?
cant remember this chicks name but she let me anal her
Monica did indeed pull my pants down and fuck me in high school
Knew her back when she went to Brookswood
I fucked Lena Dunham about a year before she got famous from Girls
>>690046599
Snap. Before she was famous though.
>>690048071
She is the Ghost of USC. Word is she gives amazing performances.
>>690048562
Last I saw her she was doing some promotional shit for Sea World and how they're totally not murdering dolphins.
>>690048189
>chick
>let me anal her
I've got some bad news for you...
Yes. Emma Watson. What happened is I had sex with Emma Watson.
>>690048777
>promotional shit for Sea World
dead career indeed. any bikini shoot?
>>690049422
Is that where she stole her penis from?
i fucked some famous check republic actors daughter
believe me or not but i had almost sex with a sister of a player from real madrid. i swear
>>690049677
Czeched
>>690049718
Which player?
>>690049950
i dont want give out to much detail.he is actually playing in the team but sitting most time on the bench
>>690044603
Kek
>>690046599
I would crawl over broken glass to hear this stunner fart through a walkie talkie.
I had sex with a pretty well known Japanese idol/singer-songwriter before she got super famous. We met in Sannomiya, Kobe, few drinks and it happened. This was 3 years ago.
>>690036719
My friend dated Margot Robbie in High School. Never fucked her, but she blew him and he fingered her.
>>690039599
>Fuck of summer fag
>>690050193
Nice.
>>690050044
I see.
>>690050044
>nothing happened
>unknown girl
>second rated football player
who cares anyway lol
I am a celeb. Trips for identity.
>>690051073
Hi, Miranda.
You know the rules, tits or GTFO.
>>690051073
Are you that one teen mom who does anal?
>>690041915
15. That's illegal in our christian utopia.
>>690051073
post clue
>>690043628
Pics. I want moar.
>>690051073
Ok,sure why not
>>690039432
>le
Jesus fucking christ. There isn't even an excuse for that kind of overlap.
>>690036719
I dated the singer of perfect pussy. Off and on thing that lasted a few years. Many tears.
>>690051661
i know but he excited me
>>690051073 rollin'
>>690048338
Bullshit. She does look aggressive. That mouth. I dig silicon valley.
>>690052012
Do your pussy get wet when you think about it?
>>690052012
I know the feeling.
>>690051073
Who?
>>690051073
taylor
>>690051073
Quads Get
>>690051073
Horseshit. Let's play a guess who game.
>>690051073
Roll
>>690052253
ehh, i've been blessed with a great sex life so i dont really linger on it as much as i did those first two years after
keep in mind i was young
>>690047533
kek
>>690051073
Rollin
>>690051073
Clues please.
>>690051073
(X) Doubt
( ) Dont Doubt
fucked Hilary duff before she got married
>pic related
>>690052611
Sounds like a good experience for you... I was just trying to get your juices flowing so you'd post pics. I'm a dag.
>>690040848
Why not
>>690052828
story of it?
>>690051073
You know damn well nobody's going to reply to this with dubs let alone trips. Might as well ask for quints.
>>690052828
Proof?
>>690043977
Are you that dude with the headband
>>690051073
rollls
better time stamp
>>690051073
Trip
>>690051073
>>690049909
Ayyyy
>>690053230
newfag? its just for fun
>>690051073
Quints
>>690048348
Ewww
Was working at Lucasfilm. Was dating Reese in her 20s. Nice girl. The rug does not match the drapes. Good lover. Told her managers to fuck off as I dared them to get me fired from Lucasfilm as I would sue them for libel. Then pricks leaned on Reese and she dumped me. She is aging well. Me, I like whiskey.
>>690051073
Röll
>>690052828
She is a bad lay but sucks well.
>>690051073
Chris Pratt. Get to bed.
>>690051073
Röll again!
>>690049422
she is a deadfish in bed. Way too many meds.
>>690051073
ayyy
>>690051073
>Röll
Röll
>>690046599
Your right hand does not count.
>>690051073
Röll
>>690053632
Anal too?
>>690036719
I fucked Katy Perry and have her nudes. Quads gets them.
>>690053735
Her pillow talk is shit too.
>>690051073
I have fucked this celebrity
>>690051073
RöllRöll
>>690051073
But trips arent even real. Theyre a lie perpetrated by the Jews in order to distract us from their plans.
>>690051073
It's Miranda Cosgrove obviously. don't waste you time /b/
>>690051073
RöllRöllRöll
>>690036719
got herpes
>>690051073
RöllRöllRöllRöll
>>690042964
are u the guy from the Kooks? Luke Kook
>>690054038
kek
>>690045974
Shut up Dan
>>690053927
>Miranda Cosgrove
She cannot even complete full sentences!
>>690054224
I've seen freeways narrower than her mouth.
>>690051073
>fucked a local up and coming Disney bitch
>she was 16, me 18
>horniest slut I've ever fucked
>also best sex I've ever had
>fucked her and then she sucked me until I was hard again
>wanted it in the ass
>told me all about how all the Disney kids fuck each other all the time
>her brother walked in on us
>>690054401
oh snap son
>>690054224
Look at my nigga Spencer back there with his smug ass face tryin to act like he hasnt fucked every main female at least twice
>>690054405
Who's that slut?
>>690036933
und wer zum Teufel soll das sein? 'celeb'.. kek
>>690052179
We went to high school together , I can find a pic if you want
Back in Langely
>>690054544
>he hasnt fucked every main female at least twice
I want to believe.
>>690051073
You're not even trying faggots. Look at my glorious trips!
>>690054844
Meh. Dubs are good enough for me.
>>690054866
Oh look! More dubs!
>>690051073
Trips! Now!
>>690046732
Little tip, next time you try to sound smart don't spell half the words wrong
>>690054844
Well, they arent trips, but I do check some dubs
>>690051073
TRIPS GET
>>690054224
>Miranda will never be your sex toy for years
lucky bastard
>>690051073
Trips!
>>690046825
>doesn't know europe and murica are both in the northern hemisphere
american education never fails to astound me
>>690051073
TRIPS
>>690051073
This post will be 999
>>690054505
name?
>>690051073
relling
>>690054907
Be nice to him. He hasn't had time to learn to spell when he keeps having George tell him about the rabbits.
I have sex with Hitler every night. His spirit fucks me through the cucumber I shove in my ass every night. Ooh, Hitler.
>>690051073
Trips
>>690051073
TRIPS TRIPS TRIPS
My cousin fucked Julia Stiles once at a party right as she was getting big
>>690051073
roll
>>690051073
I'm getting trips
>>690051073
RAWLIN
>>690051073
ROLLO
>>690051073
Tripsceratops!
>>690051073
herp derp
>>690051073
fuckin rolling
>>690051073
Roll
>>690051073
Ooooo ooo go on then
that trips nonsense again
you gotta love /b/ hahaha
>>690051073
Reroll
>>690055221
so close
>>690051073
dont have time for all the other pics but here u go now who r u anon
>>>690051073
California Roll
>>690051073
Röllerinö
>>690051073
check em
>>690036719
I fucked mary palmer she was really rough and dry so we had to use lube fucked her really fast and then came all over her. She told me to like my mess off her and I did. Would do it again.
>>690051073
Rolling
>>690051073
Rolo
>>690051073
rollin
>>690051073
Roll
>>690051073
Roll
>>690055254
I shouldn't have typed the second ooo :(
>>690051073
i got this guys
>>690051073
post id and tits
yall are dumb been waiting about 5 minutes for trips to come up.
Here they are.
>>690051073
rollerino
>>690036719
>>690051073
Roll
/b/ truly is a magical place
>>690051073
>>690055444
winrar
>>690051073
lies or some faggot e-celeb
>>690055444
WIN
>>690051073
roll
>>690055444
winrar
>>690051073
Timestamp fam
>>690055444
winrar
>>690055444
Checked
>>690055444
WINNRAR
>>690055444
Win Rar
>>690055444
Finally
>>690055444
winnnn
>>690055371
kek
>>690055444
my last name starts with a C
>>690043948
Another Tampabro here, welcome to the club my man
>>690036719
I fucked Christine Bleakley outside a nightclub called Nixx in Newtownards about 15 years ago. She is now married to Frank Lampard.
long ago
>>690055649
It was b8 all long, bad b8
>>690055649
Fuck off
>>690055649
post name and nudes, bitch
>>690037947
It's true, as soon as i started fucking i left /b/
Only back because of the Ramadan
>>690054598
wenn mal von RTL weg schaltest, würdest sie evtl erkennen
>>690047990
You have no idea how jealous I am.
Was she a good fuck?
>>690055649
Just post a headless top less selfie
Not necessarily a celebrity, but I got into a relationship with one of the cheerleaders at my college who years later after we broke up successfully became a cheerleader for a certain NFL team.
>>690055814
Woah woah woah, what the fuck are you doing here?
I have fucked a girl who is semi famous. Her name is Caroline Lowe. She is a model (pic related). I fucked her back when she was being bullied for being flatchested and just wasn't fitting in with the rest of the students. The funny thing is I dumped her because I didn't think she was popular enough for me. Now I see today she is a gorgeous fucking model. FML.
.
>>690055649
Cunt?
OMG you are Lazy Cunt!!
>>690055649
>Miranda Cosgrove
post tits and timestamp
>>690055932
Sounds like she dodged a bullet then
>>690051073
roll
rollin rollin rollin
I sucked Richard Simmons Dick.
>>690055932
you sound like a real faghole
>>690055998
Dude don't reply to that shit, roll trips for identity then gives first letter of second name and you fucking reply with more want, idiot
Chelsea Clinton, while she was at Oxford Uni
>inb4 hurrr britfag
Pretty decent lay, only did it because of who she was and I could tell the story for years to come.
>>690056051
she wasn't extremely attractive back then and I was a young kid. I am just regretting the mistake.
>>690056149
don't care still fucked her
>>690056222
Trips again.
>>690055649
i cant post my body on here, shit would blow up on the media -_- already can see it happening
>>690056179
relax, dude. it's just a joke
>>690056353
We've reached a whole new level of shitty b8
>>690055444
>mfw op won't deliver
>>690056353
Fuck off nobody cares, you didn't even delivar, go die.
>>690056353
post your body without face then
Don't know if she really qualifies as a celeb but there was a French prostitute that was too fine. About 6 months later I hear some shit about her and a soccer player and how she was only 16 (apparently legal in France at the time) and now she's some kind of model with a few popular gifs floating around. Most known is her stripping while dancing around an inflatable cat.
>>690056402
If falling for bait is a joke to you, you're obviously the guy who in 2 years will realise the people who thought he was hilarious were not laughing with him
>>690056561
shark m8, not cat.
>>690056353
What's the deal with Dan "don't call me that" Schneider, Miranda?
>>690056538
problem with doing that is you guys would most probably recognize it from that bullshit fappening event that went down
>>690056680
Jokes aside I'm constantly falling for you bait, look how funny I am guys... Get it?
>>690056353
ok you're actually autistic
no one would ever believe a bunch of faggots
your proof could be easily shopped
nothing is real on the internet
i believe you're a celebrity because you're acting like a child
>>690056353
Go fuck yourself you fake attention grabbing whore
You gay faggots are the cancer of /b/
>>690056926
I believe you're getting baited hard
>>690040137
hahahahahahahaha
The stories in this thread are fake bullshit
Hail Skelator
>>690055930
>>690056922
>fappening slut
Well, who cares? People have seen you naked already.
>>690057065
>>690057119
holy fuck
>>690056924
not sure if serious or trolling
>>690053564
Another LFL refugee. Hola.
>>690046599
Congratulations, you fucked Grug.
>>690056922
That's so stupid kek
>>690048348
You ok now bro?
>>690056926
im miranda, its not a big deal. yea i browse here sometimes when im traveling and have nothing else to do, but im not posting my pictures, i am not about to risk anything for the sake of a few of you getting a quick jerk off or whatever, but yeah i know alot of different celebs who go on here, /b/ in specific . not a big deal. but all that loli and trap stuff being posted lately has me coming on here less and less tbh
>>690056785
Zahia dehar, pretty sure it was a cat
>>690057602
liar go fucking die xDDDD
>>690057219
you're welcome to join, simply report into the thread
>>690057602
LMAO yeah right. Youre the worst troll. Besides any celebrity that had confirmed posts here would get a ton of street cred.
>>690057602
Why do you waste time typing that shit? You're obviously not miranda fucking cosgrove... Timestamp with your tits and face or get the fuck out...
>>690057602
Proof or an hero
>>690057602
timestamped pic or gtfo
>>690048338
Green text
>>690057602
do porn, idiot
you would make a killing
>>690057602
ok... can you answer some questions at least?
What happened with Dan Schneider and you? Did he really fucked you? And what about that "ghost" college rumors? Are true?
>>690055112
Eww, why?
>>690057602
So post a hint at your instagram, like when you posted "USC is a ghost town".
>>690057602
Go to buy a goldfish name him Edwardo and post on social media
>>690057959
>>690057948
i can post a selfie, but no sane person that is a 'celebrity' will post tits on here..... good luck with that, maybe lindsey lohan or someone trashy like that
>>690058054
Haha he's a fat half Indian half mexican with low self esteem
>>690051073
Fkn bait but I'll bite. Shoe on head too please
>>690058226
Timestamp it for fuck sake....
>>690058226
If you're going to post a selfie, do something that we tell you to do. Like touch your nose with your pinky
>>690058382
Roll
>>690058226
post bikini selfies at instagram, please
>>690058239
Oh, I guess that makes sense.
In school, had a hookup. She eventually was on The Amazing Race. Closest I got.
Oh, an ex from years ago did guest spots with UndressJess.
>>690050346
Pure unrefined autism.
>>690058226
shoe on head
New thread:
>>690058531
>>690057602
Post some cryptic shit on Twitter like
>bush was a 9/11
>>690058226
post at the new thread, Miranda
>>690058226
Stop saying what you can and can't do and just fucking do it
>>690058550
>>690058382
you're all fucking faggots, believe anything on the internet lmaooooooooooo
>>690058665
Tits or gtfo Miranda
>>690048189
Before or after transition
>>690058665
OMG IT IS MIRANDA COSGROVE
>>690058665
Knew it
kek
>>690055649
Miley Cyrus is here! I knew it! Wow, what a fucking honour. I'm delighted.
