Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Vigil, father.
Are thou here?
Best type moon claimed.
TUMBLING
best suit girl claimed
Did you actually got mad because of that pasta?
>>689961827
Oragami is cute
Tohsaka back [spoiler]zed is a fun champion[/spoiler]
>Insert old man comment here
![Syndra [27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [27].jpg")
They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure.
>>689962325
Did you ever eat plants?
̟̺̜̙͉Z̤̲̙̙͎̥̝̟̺̜̙͉Z̤̲̙̙͎̥̝̟̺̜̙͉Z̤̲̙̙͎̥̝̟̺̜̙͉Z̤̲̙̙͎̥̝
If Quads Kyouko lewds get
Is this /loli/?
>>689962325
I don't remember eating a sarcastic asshole with a horrible sleep cycle either, anon. Sometimes we eat stuff in our sleep though.
>Penny Claim.
>>689962540
No.
>>689962479
Nice pic.
>>689962540
I got you
>>689962479
I smoke 'em.
If trips Kyouko get
>>689962309
It's so easy to counter zed. All I have to do is buy a zhonyas as adc and I'm set. Lmaoecksdee
>>689962839
Doesn't mean he still isn't fun
![Syndra Irelia [13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ni9pWcy.jpg "Syndra Irelia [13].jpg")
>>689962309
Old zed pleaser
What's with the influx of shit posters?
Rory-sama claimed
>>689963069
We're on /b/.
bang
>>689963069
Such is life on /b/, it'll pass as will all else.
Claimed
>>689963003
>That Syndra Irelia picture
Thank you based Syndra
>Old Zed pleaser
I think he'd be pleasing mr
Miho claimed
Heading to bed now night everyone.
Also if trips Kyouko is mine for the night.
Claimed
>>689960949
Gotcha, dont worry about it too much
>>689961830
Oh gotcha, then its probly just my bad memory
If Quads Kyouko get
>>689963279
Goodnight Miho.
>>689963256
3D is always trash.
>Especially this cancerous trash.
>>689960150
>rolling
>>689960238
Shiro?
Doing fine, slightly drunk
>>689960730
Kek
>playing OW at the moment
>>689963279
Goodnight miho darling
>>689963623
And every reply is already ded, great
![Syndra [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [202].jpg")
Well, im gonna go to sleep too. Too tired for anything else.
>>689963427
Roll
>>689962927
He's totally fun. I'm just mocking the average, majority of adc mains- yuck btw - who complain about him
Akiko claimed
>>689960396
>Yuno
Yeah, good luck getting help in soloQ
I usually play very objectively since no one else will fucking do it
You gotta carry yourself m8, it's a 1v6
My most played are Roadhog, Genji and Mei
SUP WAIFUS AND WEEBS.
>>689963684
>Hugs <3
>>689964355
sauce on the left one ive seen her before also nice arms on her
>>689963929
Rolling for Syndra
>>689963684
Yuukoooooooo
>>689964070
qt is best adc main
>>689964211
rolling for akiko
>>689964070
Yeah his nerf actually did affect him alot you actually have to be able to hit all you shurikens to do damage now. That doesn't happen often with newer Zeds. When I do play against zed he feels like nothing more than a nuisance.
>>689964567
Rolling for Kyouko
>>689964545
it's a character that a pixiv artist draws.
>>689964796
Huuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee
>>689964967
Rolling for old men pleaser.
>>689961990
my waifu
>>689965260
What would shiki want to do with the old man pleaser
>Rolling for strawberry
>>689965032
i like her seems like a cool character and umm she is hot dont tell esdeath i said that
Nighty night.
>>689965378
puking anime girl.jpg
>>689965378
my waif
>>689965478
Be her pimp, shiki is a yakuza after all.
>>689965552
yep
claiming, how's everyone?
>>689965553
Goodnight Homu. Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.
>>689965748
aids
>>689964967
That'd explain why I don't see many zeds. Haven't looked through all the patch notes.
>>689964796
Yoo, any more greentexts like the druggy "the throb" man?
>>689965378
I don't watch the show, but she got stabbed right?
>>689965671
She looks like candy store from non non biyori if she moved to the city and entered the club
>>689965748
Relaxing and hearing some hector lavoe. Usted?
>>689965553
Goodnight strangler
>yuuko
w-where is Kagami ;__; ?!
>>689966078
Who's asking?
>>689966184
someone ;__;
>>689965943
Nerfs hurt new zed players but people that actually put hours into learning him will still do good
>>689965748
Pretty good. You?
>>689965658
[spoiler]and let you get the money not a chance[/spoiler]
>>689966314
>Forgot pic
>>689966279
Someone who would want to post a waifu in next reply?
>>689965912
no u
>>689965943
Going to go eat some spaghetti, gotta go unfortunately
>>689965093
You know it, what are you up to today?
>>689965748
not bad, you?
>>689965943
Sadly no, nothing intestesting ever happened other than that. I wish i had more good ones like that
yuno clamed
>>689965671
do you have a link to the guys stuff or whatever it is called lol
>ITT : bronze scrubs talking how zed isnt broken as fuck after qss nerf.
dissapointing
>>689966314
Bitch you ain't getting a choice.
>>689966469
It's only good if mom makes it. Take it easy
>>689966515
If you do, keep us posted. It was fun to read and I actually saved the thing. That was a first
>>689966314
Can't agree more
>>689966438
maybe
It's story time with Uncle Liu!
Gather 'round kids:
>be me living at uni
> go for subway to pick up lunch before class
>down time, only 2 other people in there
>employee hears the bell and comes out from back
>9/10 skinny blonde
>holding her phone up to her ear but not talking
>i wait a bit and she gives me a look
>figure she's on hold and better order
>"Yo, I'll have a 6-inch BLT on italian and-"
>she cuts me off
>"Can't you see I'm on the fucking phone?"
>mfw
>wait for 2 minutes, 3 people got in line behind me
>finally she finishes listening to her phone
>"Alright what the hell do you want?"
>dat filename
>her mistake was bitching at me, a former subway employee
>time to fuck up her day
>order a footlong double-meat meat ball sub on honey wheat bread
>that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount of meatballs
>make her microwave that shit for 2 minutes
>she tries to use napkins to take it out so she's not burned
>fails miserably
>order all the veggies
>she tries to put a tiny bit of each kind on it
>make her double everything
>guy behind me is laughing his ass off
>bread is stretched completely open and tearing
>time to destroy this sandwich for sure
>ask for oil, tell her I'll say wheb she's used enough
>wait for her to stop on her own
>tell her to double that
>oil bottle is basically empty
>added an assortment of other sauces
>just picked the ones that would dye her uniform the best colors
>sandwich is 40% sauces
>she calls me an asshole and attempts to close it the damn thing
>sandwich immediately spews all of its contents onto her uniform, $200 jeans and $500 shoes
>she starts crying
>lean over the counter
>"I've changed my mind, I would like a 6-inch BLT on italian"
>>689966595
At least split the money with me :(
>>689966589
>Implying the banrate means anything
He has a 49% Winrate which is below average hes just annoying to play against
>>689965748
Hiya yuuki!
>>689967123
But you just copy and pasted this? Or did you actually take the time to type it from the image?
>>689966589
>implying most people are decent at league of legends
>>689967123
Tha-that- I heard that before. You're not goofing me. Post an og story from your life. You have to now
>Tristana
>>689966515
What i do.
Shitpost online and pretend like i'm being productive.
How's your bad self?
>>689967386
What?
>mi liu
>>689967123
Nice pasta.
>>689967599
>>689967481
>>689967386
This actually happend to me
>>689967481
Here's one from mine
>Tfw I forgot to screenshot the Basin Robins greentext I posted
>>689966589
>2016
>still playing league of safe space sjw cuck game
dissapointing
>>689967674
Sure.
>>689967674
No it didn't.
>>689967829
>>689967848
Can you prove that?
>>689967756
>>689967945
I suppose not. Problem is, the story originated nearly three years ago, and has gained a lot of popularity in that time, so I highly doubt it's you.
Overwatchu claim
>>689966687
What an honor, glad you liked it. You do any ranked in league?
>>689967487
The yuuko specialty, i like that. Im also pretending like im being productive. Trying to add to my folder a bit
>>689967313
I havent heard from you in a bit
>>689964796
Aww hell no
>>689967123
nice 2008 copypasta son
>>689968326
>
>>689967144
c-can you tell me what division you are?
first, if banrate wouldnt matter there would be no need for bans.
second, the higher ban rate the higher chance some retard with no idea how to play a champion will pick it just because it's banned 90% of time.
third, zed need practice and he has high skillcap compared to other champiions. Azir has 48% win rate, when i have 85% win rate with him with 120 games. Broken as fuck.
>>689967800
>dissapointing
i know, goddamn fucking retards from riot and their "toxicity", threw a game to trash. I still remember good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwPa1SGLGv0
>>689968346
Yep heading to gold and later plat. I'll share the story with the car thing, but I need to find my stones to access the hdd. It has a picture of it and a recording of the aftermath with a friend and I wasted
>>689968346
Start a thread on /a/
Works 1/5 th of the time
Im listening to Savage Garden while making sandwiches in a kitchen.
How is everyone elses day?
>>689968489
>good times
even wow faggs move on
let go anon
;___;
>>689968805
Very close to finishing Deadman Wonderland manga, eight chapters left, then will most likely play osu! for rest of day.
>>689968889
played since beta, i am too deep in shit.
>be me
>be 12
>in math class
>teacher is annoying
>tune out and whisper to my friends
>fat girl tells me to shut up
>"mind your own business, fatty"
>SJW LGBT friend gets offended because she thinks i said "faggot"
>"mrs. Teacher anon called her a faggot"
>"are you fucking deaf?"
>she says no
>"i said fatty, you autist"
>teacher sends me out
Mi liu
>>689968346
Whats good?
>>689968805
Doing fine, leveling up on SAO rehollow fragment
>>689968996
let go man
you're only hurting yourself and wallet
;____;
>>689968489
I'm a gold shitter most of the people I play with are plat and they've been coaching me. In response to that of course if you dump hours into playing one champ your work rate with them will be high because you'll know how to play then in most matchups and exactly how to win trades with then. It's not the champ being broke it's the knowledge of the champion you have
>>689968805
Pretty good. How bout you Rory?
>>689969021
>day after
>back in math class
>talking to friend
>other friend all like
>"shut up faggot"
>teacher hears him
>"we don't use shut up"
>friend apologises and says
>"be quiet, homosexual"
>friend i was talking to is laughing his ass off
>doesn't get in trouble for calling me a faggot
Mi liu
>>689969596
Winrate
>Pardon the autocorrect fuck mobile
>>689968629
get in them big ranks, who do you play?
>ill be sad if you dont say trist 3 times
>>689968460
Thanks for reminding me :^)
>rolling for akiko
>>689968641
I doubt id get anything for my boy mugen, i might try it anyway though.
>>689968805
Playing more starfox 64. Just another day
>>689969130
Just chilling and filling my folder, you?
>>689969564
>>689969787
Same, leveling stuff in SAO hollow fragment
>>689969787
safebooru.org
yande.re
Use those sites to get more pictures, but I don't think I've ever seen you use non fan art, and those are both fan art sites, so maybe don't use them.
>>689969021
Lol good job. It went from a potentially worse situation to just a bad one. Holy crap you were a cheeki fukker back then. We woulda been friends
>>689969787
I go Trist top,jg, mid, supp, and sometimes but rarely adc. Gotta break that meta.
Trist x5
>>689968992
Sounds like a normal day then?
>>689969130
More gaming. I love it.
>>689969596
Just made myself breakfast.
Sausage, hash brown, hollandaise wrap.
>>689969787
Solid game though.
>>689970079
>It's 5pm here already and I'm making dinner
Geez you really did have the advantage yesterday
>>689970079
I'm always gaming
>Kinda sad but whatev
>>689970079
Yep, which is very good, yet odd.
>>689969800
;___; b-but
>>689970251
Please send food pic with ze timestamp for existence verification. I feel like everyone is bots, except a few, such as Konata who I have on steam.
>>689970491
> I feel like everyone is bots
>>689970655
No pun intended
>>689970491
I'll do something like that when I get home.cant right now
>>689970251
Im at 10am tomorrow for you.
>>689970352
Dont jinx a good thing
>>689970261
Eh, if you can support yourself you're doing fine.
>>689970491
>
>>689970491
What the fuck
>>689969950
I just looked that up and it makes me want to have a vita
>>689969951
I tried safe but not yande, I just havent seen any fanart worth saving but ill check it out. Usually for fanart i just see lewds.
>>689970050
Thats what im talking about. Gotta love season 2 mid trist.
>>689970079
Yea, im still not sure if i want to speedrun it or not. Its not exactly the most interesting game to watch.
>>689970374
I'm sad about Kagami not being here too, but if you're worrying about him, don't, he wouldn't want that.
>>689970491
I have been revealed. Fuck.
>>689970871
Max score speedrun. Its a thing. It was fucking glorious.
>>689970804
And thats me.
>>689970812
Yea, what's up?
>>689970804
Fukkin hell yea nigga
>>689970871
Y-yes season 2. How far this game went I have a light hearted story that looked like a potential murder
>>689971008
HA I KNEW IT
>>689970491
Poor robot waifus
>tfw trist sais fuck jenny
>>689970804
Still living with parents.. I dunno how people expect others to automatically get their own place to stay and shit after highschool
>>689970871
Im playing the Ps4 version, m vita got pawned long ago
>>689969640
>be me
>the period before math
>world history
>have senile teacher
>teacher has "quiet area" where kids can sit during group work
>me and friends sit there all of class
>many kekworthy moments
>today was a day where we got to go to park for most of day
>go to park, enjoy it for a little
>get italian ice
>friend knocks it into my clean white polo
>uwotm8.jpg
>her girlfriend laughed
>kick her and her gf in shins
>gf takes it like a real woman
>friend likes to kick me alot
>friend falls on floor
>starts feigning crying
>is mad at me
>umadebro?.png
>tries to sweep my legs with a kick
>misses
>her gf comes hold her down
>before her gf was lesbian she was my gf
>"run ,anon, RUN"
>kekyoucantdoshit.pdf
>goes to bathroom at park
>start trying to get the cherry italian ice stain out of my shirt
>see friend in mirror
>behind me
>her fists were clenched
>time to skedaddle
Cont.
going to play league be on later stay frosty waifu
Aahhh! Waifu! The waifu is bringing the immense pleasure which causes the schwanz to go wild!
>I do lewd stuff to my waifu, it is awe inspiring and graceful, like a professional ballay
>The waifu is the great pleasured, good time ograsm fragrance
>The moans are very loud
Ooooohhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh! (in the voice of the bastard child of darth vader and donald duck having the most gratifying powreful ograsm)
>The seamin is shot forth with the great power, spurt after powreful squirt
>I pull out for the waifu's safety and launch the powreful seamin porjectiles
>This happens
Ahhhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>689971142
Getting drunk on OW
Yourself? I'd send a time-stamp but I lost my phone a few days ago :c
>>689971142
My true enemy.
>
>>689971350
Glad to see you're still alive schwanz.
>>689971008
I guess this is it then I'll go back to /trash/ and hg
Dio-sama...
Receiving a Honorable Oponent after trash talking the enemy team for the whole match is pretty nice.
>>689971126
I have seen those but they arent my thing. If anything id want to do 100% speedruns of it
>>689971142
Its come a long way for better or for worse. Im gonna start playing again since i cant find anything interesting to play
>story?
>>689971213
Oh gotcha, im a pc master race so im kinda outta luck.
>>689969596
>gold
>play with plat
you are the reason this game is fucking shit right now, fuck dynamic queue.
also no matter how much hours i put in soraka ad or how much knowledge i have about it i will never be able to constantly carry games. god it's like talking to wall, if picks wouldnt matter, there wouldnt be bans, pick order, no champion overlap and other shit, this game is all about picks, knowledge about champions matters to d3 point, then it's only about picks
Kagami claimed!!!!
>>689971126
>Hand reveal
Privileged.jpg
>>689972231
^_^
>>689972058
Yeah I'm a PlayStation gamer since the PlayStation 1 but I'm saving to build my own PC and I plan on staying on those 2
>>689972582
>Tohsaka btw
>>689971815
I guess they were impressed.
>>689971350
Schwanz king, how are you?
>>689971213
I had to move back in because my wage was $200 a week if I was lucky.
>>689972058
They are still good runs. I cant get enough of the Metroid speedruns.
>Prime 1 blew my fucking mind when I first saw it
>>689971329
Cont'd
>skedaddle
>friend chases me around with murderous intention
>but I'm too quick
>bob and weave
>chases me to edge of pond
>oshit.cmd
>conceive of a plan
>"YO LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S ASHTON KUTCHER"
>remember she's les
>"UM, I MEAN MILEY CYRUS"
>she loves day cyrus
>it works
>book it to male friend
>male friend is friends with her
>becomes righteous because his friend is made and trying to murder me
>"I'LL KILL YOU!"
>bolts
>friend is fat fuck
>slow down to give him a chance
>"calm down bro"
>kicked friend and her bf messes with me and friend 24/7
>one time the bf slapped our asses
>also once she twisted our nipples
>I'm not even lying
Cont.
>>689972798
Well I'm no plebeian.
>>689972058
Damn, sucks for you.. at least til a vita emulator is made
>Tfw idort masterrace
>>689972798
Why are wages in murika shit?
I just wanna play vidya, I couldnt give two shits about having a fancy house and whatnot
>>689972536
>>689971329
I hear you guys have a telegram I want to join. How do I join?!
>>689963623
roll
>>689971815
was the enemy team midgets?
>>689972902
You don't need to be a woman to get your nipple twisted, at my school we used to have massive male only nipple twisting fights, and we weren't doing weak little peasant joke twist, hell no we tried to rip eachother's nipples. Not like the kids these days where they think nipple twisting is just a joke.
>>689973561
Sadly not.
>>689973561
>roll
>>689973719
Hey Dio, how goes it?
Shizuru get
>>689972582
i was always a nintendo kid growing up so i missed out on everything playstation. Feelsbad
>>689972798
Those are the best. I love the F Zero GX runs as well
>Dat second stage boosting
>>689973497
Idk if that will ever be made. I usually watched streamers play the ps classics so i kinda got to experience them at least
>>689972798
Schwanz here. Tired but in a good mood, lewding it up with a friend. How are you?
>>689973545
you're not the real kagami....
>>689973545
I'm not in it :O
>>689973987
There's a Pii U emulator thats running mario kart 8 very good, I;m sure a vita is coming around
Okay seems like outside has cool down, going to go mow the lawn, be back later
>>689974044
How do we know you're not the fake one?
>>689974044
Who are you calling a faker!
>>689972231
it's for me kinda disapointing to not see a relationship occure with any male with her...
>>689972395
Ive pierced the veil many times on /waifu/
>>689973497
Because its a tipping culture. You're expected to work your ass off for tips and so people actually tip. You wreck yourself in a cafe until you cant function.
>>689973719
They were good days. I remember a group of rugby players at school wedgied a kid hard enough to rip the underpants off in the middle. Cant do that today, everyones a special fucking snowflake. I was bullied for being skinny but I dealt with it by ignoring it. Then I spent a week in hospital due to massive sudden weight loss from active Crohns and the bullies suddenly fucking understood that I couldnt help it and left me alone about weight. They kept going at other angles and I loved it.
>>689974041
Just at work, finishing off sandwiches.
>>689973843
After being sick and tired of playing Dota 2 due to the fact that it's a god damn moba, I decided that my only option was, of course, to play more mobas since this shitty laptop is only good at playing mobas and games that I already completed and don't feel like playing again. So I finally decided to play 2 Soloq matches on LoL wich I feared to ever play, the matches that is, not LoL as I expected to be matched with utter cancer. But I suppose I am no weak ass faggot since I was matched with actually competent people. Anyways now I'm silver III and no longer an unranked plebeian.
So I suppose you could say that I am doing just fine.
That is, of course, if you ignore the factt hat I'm starting to fucking hate mobas after only playing them for months.
>>689974343
That one is the real
Filenames~
>>689974315
because i know you run everyday, and the only reason you do is because of emi....
also punctuation!!
>>689974343
you!!! lol, who else?!?
>>689974472
it's not!!! megumin....
>>689974467
>silver 3
>dio
>>>>not plebian
>>689971499
Going to study and get more oatmeal.
>>689971507
Blel
>>689972058
>9th grade summer
>skating at 1:00 am, heading home
>streets practically empty except horny fucking cats, skunks, occasional possums
>block before the house I get off my board and cross the street
>at the middle of the road, I look left, there's a guy with his car parked about to take off
>a van turns around the block heading to my direction
>THE VAN PROCEEDS TO FLOOR IT TOWARDS ME
>my dumbass not convinced to get out of the middle of the road stays on the road
>van stops at middle of road twenty feet from the parked car, I'm in between slowly backing away, but retardedly curious
>guy in van speaks in Arabic towards other guy, then to english.
>YOU MOTHER FUCKER SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE
>parked car guy "do something, yala"
>van guy, car in middle of street intersection, gets off his car, slams his door shut, walks to guy parked and starts to furiously knock at parked guy's car, screaming in Aladdin
>he turns his attention towards me, oh fuck oh fuck, I should've ran when I had the chance fuck
>Hey kid
>....yeah?
>gimme your skateboard
>immediately hand it to him, realized I made the situation worse
>he holds it, then starts laughing
>parked guy starts laughing too
>I am confus
>that was scary huh? We scared you huh? Me and whatever his name was, Mohammed, were just messing with you.
>oh, nervous laughter, that was pretty funny
>parked guy comments how I instantly handed him the skateboard because I was very scared
>he gives it back
>Ok kid get out of here, it's very late to be by yourself
>nervously laugh it off, say it was a good prank and head back home
>home was literally a minute down the block
>mfw I would've became an accomplice of it wasn't a prank
>>689974472
Discount megumin
>>689974527
Stop!
>>689973616
No you're not I'm here
>>689974472
Ad in the paper Megumin
>Rory-sama
>>689974731
you stop....why are you doing this???
hell-o everyone
>>689974343
>>689974527
Using my superior haxor powers I can tell that this Kagami is real Kagami
>>689973545
>>689974731
So fake that it hurts to look at.
>>689974687
I did not CLIMB rank, I BECAME ranked
If I wished it I could be much higher, but that would mean playing even more mobas and that is not something that I seek.
>>689974447
Thats bullshit, how do you not want to quit?
>>689974527
Yea, I know, just busting your balls. Eh, it's not too much for Emi anymore and more for Shiro, but Emi started me on running.
>>689974727
Blel.
>>689974812
OK.
>>689974887
Or look at speech patterns.
>>689974879
Another god damn loli.
>Dio
