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Faces of /b/ rate thread
Last thread stagnant af
What's good fam?
>mfw OP
I am a snail
Well hello there/b/
am dog
>>689953807
>face rate thread
>op doesn't show entire face
>>689954685
It's all good fam,
>>689954563
I'd chop the facial hiar, but that's just me
>>689954892
You don't like the beard? I thought it looks classy
>>689954563
inb4 >playing video games on a laptop
k
rate?
Tfw asian and your face will always be babyface
white boizz
>>689953807
you can tell me to kill myself if it'll make you feel better about yourself
i think it's gonna rain
>>689956243
6 is average on my scale. but really, your pics aren't great w/ the eye scrunching and bad angles.
>>689956778
Prettygood.webm
>>689956778
Get yourself some proper clothes and youre easily 7-8
>>689957106
Get haircut
>>689953807
>>689956804
Grill or drill?
>>689957179
6, young
>>689956243
post pic in basketball shorts yo
>>689957179
Got a better pic?
>>689957242
transgender.
>>689953807
Nice fingernails shitlord
>>689957326
i don't wear basketball shorts i'm from /fa/ haha
>>689957569
Gross
Kys
why does everyone on /b/ look like they're in the edgy "I don't listen to my parents" phase from high school?
>>689955544
classy never really cuts it. At least the way I think you mean it.
Being cleanly shaven with low body fat is a much better alternative.
>>689957175
I don't think it's necessary
someone should do number rates for all the posts, this is getting boring...
>>689957765
Brothers?
>>689958169
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAH
>>689958125
Unless you want to look like a 3/4 then no
>>689954573
Am Confucius
>>689958169
5 or 6
>>689958562
im crying now
>>689958484
cousins
Good evening /b/
>>689957622
any kinda shorts then?
>>689959040
>evening
Shouldn't you be in bed rn
>>689953807
10/10
>>689954563
4/10
>>689956243
5/10
>>689956530
5/10
>>689956641
5/10
>>689956778
7/10
>>689956804
4/10
>>689957384
5/10
>>689957765
7/10
>>689958169
7/10
>>689959040
7/10
>>689953807
bad photo
>>689953984
bad photo
>>689954563
4
>>689954854
bad photo
>689956243
6, above average
>>689956530
3 but only cuz your making a face, could be a 5
>>689956540
2 cuz no one wants a mop, you could be very attractive but i dont know cuz you are basically wearing a mask
>>689956641
7, attractive but not hot
>>689956778
6.5 right now, bulk up and you could be hot
>>689957106
same thing about the mop
>>689957384
5.5 rn, but good bone structure. could be at least an 8
>>689957765
8, good face but shorter hair and just get some stubble, ditch the beard
>>689958169
6.5, not the best structure but you definately have style which is attractive
>>689958484
4, take care your beard better, but you have style which is good
>>689959040
sophie?
>>689959063
nah, i have bowlegs so i just wear long pants all the time
>>689959912
sounds unpleasant lol. was just trying to get you to take a pic you could call decent though, that's it
![IMG_0997[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kJCE0uy.jpg "IMG_0997[2].jpg")
>>689960179
underaged/10
>>689960055
how about this?
>>689960292
blurry and not facing camera. for instance, these are good pics >>689960179 >>689957765, good lighting in each, both are facing the camera, and pic quality is reasonable
>>689959406
On my way
>>689959602
No
Sup fags
>>689960219
Nope just a faggot
>>689960580
So the point of this was for?
Hold on, may we have a quick chat at least.
>>689960598
dam
>>689960292
Texan/10
>>689960598
Show eyes
>>689960456
True dat
>>689960752
Justa quick miss talking to you
Yes?
>>689961396
>>689960292
brothers?
>>689960179
Cody?
>>689961427
I do too...I'm sorry, I will try to post tomorrow over there then if you want me to do so.
Whyy though?
>>689961545
Who the fuck is Cody?
>>689953984
ugly reptilian looking newfriend whos scared to show his face, probably 3rd wave user who found his way here through reddit
>>689954563
too fat and your haircut if JUST-tier
>>689956243
not gross to look at, but nothing remarkable either
>>689956530
stereotypical gook look, receding hairline/10
>>689956540
are you plain retarded? you have to be 18 to post on this website, also take the retared mop off your head, you look like a douche.
>>689956641
you have a horse face with a bulbous nose, not too pleasing to the eye
>>689956804
if youre going to pretend to be a girl, can you atleast be cute? because you are not fooling anyone with that man face
>>689957106
another mophead, jesus christ i hope gookmoot adds more mods
>>689957384
your face is too round, your chops are meek and not satisfying and something about you looks unhealthy. very large forehead, possibly male pattern baldness
>>689957765
god-tier, not too shabby
>>689958125
how is middle school treating you?
>>689958169
also god tier
>>689959040
dumb haircut, dumb eyebrows, shit eyes, and generic face. not repulsive to look at but very plain jane
>>689960126
wouldnt be so bad if you got in better shape, too bad about what looks to also be a receding hairline
>>689960136
acceptable tier
>>689960179
not sure what gender this is, but the nose is reminiscent of michael jackson and also looks very reptilian, damaged hair, and again very androgynous looking.
>>689961674
You do as you wish
Why what
>>689960456
is this better
>>689961769
who are the top 3, and bottom 3?
>>689960126
>>689961769
It's always been this deep, receding hairlines don't run in my family. it's manageable.
>>689961196
*norcal haha
>>689961769
I'm crying with laughter, I love you so much
>>689961829
I wish I knew.
Nothing lol, you said you were gonna sleep but you posted here, so I found it strange.
Any plans for tomorrow?
>>689961847
are you autistic
Legitimate question
>>689962247
no.. is this pic better
>>689962114
ARE YOU STALKING ME
I thought one thread before I do
Nope at home thank goodness
You
>>689961769
thats hella funny... if you went into more detail for each of them i think this could actually become a copy pasta kekekekek
>>689962363
Are you kidding
>>689954854 is 10/10 easy
>>689961847
>>689962544
Beaner fuck out muh country spic
>>689962544
Why would I want to look up your nose
>>689961769
>>689954854
Indian spotted
>>689961769
roast this spic
>>689962544
>>689961847
>>689962620
I read the threads idiota, maybe you shoul as well.
No comment kek.
Ah ok, good to know, any thing happened with the killer queen?
Going to the city so idk, might either be able to post freely or not all depending on what I got to do.
I will make it up to you though. I do feel something is missing, don't you?
>>689962804
Not you but still awful
Is she allergic to eggs but can't stop eating mayo or what
>>689962804
2fat/10
>>689961769
How very rude. =(
Roast me
>>689961847
A bit lol
end my suffering
A closer pic with a dumber look
>>689961769
Well you just wiped the smile off my face friendo
>>689963284
Has probably touched small boys/10
>>689962544
Put on a white tshirt and look into the camera!
>>689963028
I know you do
Which killer queen , sent that song to my teacher today btw
Which part of the city
Other than not talking?
>>689963032
kek
>>689963172
And he posts another picture as if that is supposed to impress me?
Well i thank him regardless, becaause it's allowed me to get a better look at your face and you look like retarded mongoloid monkey in the face, i see why you have the mophair, to cover what ugliness you can afford to.
Stay strong chap.
>>689963353
just go buy some peach spray paint and you can be white like all the other good people in the world
>>689963284
Big fan of Baz Luhrmann's adaptation of Romeo and Juliet? Not a roast, an actual question.
>>689962066
how did it come about you were snipped? if you'd say that is
>>689961769
>won't post a pic of himself
>judges others based on looks
>being this much of a faggot
rate me
>>689953807
Typical basement dwelling neckbeard
>>689953807
>>689953984
sup Pretty Lights
>>689963353
Good looking
If you weren't black
>>689956641
productofincest/10
>>689962932
Don't be mean
>>689963570
>being this butthurt
>>689963547
Is that the one with Leonardo?
>>689963563
when i was born the doctors asked and my mom said yes kek
>>689953984
>>689953807
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU? Take the fucking sticker off your hat, bend the god damn brim.
Take a class on how to use eyeballs, because you're definitely unaware they are used to see through.
That's just level one. Level two starts at "Using Facial Expressions" and ends with "How to Ask Your Parents if You Can Apply for Your First Job"
>>689961769
Have I made you feel threatened? How cute. It may be hard to tell but I'm laughing at your pitiful defensiveness in pic
>>689963788
Yeah
I had to google who adapted it but yeah
>>689961769
More roast pls
>>689963459
Well skim to be more precise.
Where you went today duh, and I guess tu madre.
Chelsea, or Hell's Kitchen they call it I think.
Yes I guess, other than that, but to be fair, I did post there.
>>689963570
As one of the faggots who got roasted I think you're just butthurt, that guy was fucking hilarious
>>689963874
When did this become a cringe thread
Oh wait I know when
>>689953807
>>689963882
I did enjoy the film, the fucking weird uncle in boots was really annoying tho.. I think it was his voice that pissed me off
>>689964069
Ok I'm gonna let you in on a secret
It was a roast
It was just sarcasm
>>689963921
Y the fuck one nostril bigger than the other?
And those dry lips, dusgustin
R8 me h8ers
>>689963455
clothes in the wash rn... does this old pic count?
>>689963804
well that's good, it is cleaner and broadly preferred by girls.
>>689963514
Feck, he's on to me.
ABANDON THREAD!!!
>>689964178
damn nigger
>>689964226
nice fucking umbrella stand faglord
>>689964071
Probably the hottest guy in this thread
Confident
Good choice in glasses
Look at that great suit
Fucking talented
Beautiful bluish eyes
Sir you are a god
>>689964023
he didn't roast the spic though
>>689964273
Not to be too critical, but it would be a good pic if the lighting were good and you faced the pic-taker. As is, no
>>689963787
>still avoiding to post a pic
no one is going to zozzle me?
>>689963985
I wrote a big rant there, I hope they fix system soon
Mother apologized again kek
Will google map this tomorrow on laptop
What you doing there
You did not (You) me and I'm shy grill
>>689964418
indeed
>>689964471
no, no one.
>>689964568
dem shades
>>689964465
I'm not him
I'm >>689961607 this guy
>>689963921
Show feet.
>>689964214
Angle I guess
And lipstick is velvet texture so try again
>>689963804
Were you left with a thin brown ring from it?
>>689964418
i mostly just have selfies, this one is from further out though... do I have any chance of being hot?
>>689965079
no, its more like a kind of tender red ring between the shaft and the tip with a little skin connecting on the bottom.. its like a cm ish wide??
why all the questions about my dick kek
>>689965157
Are you part nigger?
>>689965125
Yea, I mean you could be on the better side of average. like most people, you'll probably never be a model but that's fine. and this is actually a decent pic tbh.
>>689964573
>>689964573
I saw that, that sucks so I"m guessing you are going later then.
Tell her I said to hit you with the chancla next time.
Oh shet...good thing I didn't say the exact location then...
Working, either gotta reverse some sink lines or do the water lines for a new bathroom.
But you (You)'d everyone else...
>>689965438
that's an odd/interesting description lol
>>689965606
thanks fam, like out of curiousity who are some other people on this threat i would compare to in attractiveness?
I'm a huge faggot and need validation from strangers on /b/
>>689965438
Post pic of the "little skin connecting on the bottom" plz
>>689963874
>threatened
no.
im just marveling at the new breed of newfriens we have here. Disgusting!
>>689963570
I will post a picture of myself promptly after i make this post with another yoba to maintai my identity
i will be posting a picture of myself in a blue flannel tea, wearing my normal reading glasses and, also i have brown hair and blue eyes, im adding this information so you know for a fact its me.
>>689963921
Do i really need to? I think your terrible make-up job, and even worse eyebrow maintenance and crusty lips seems to scream man with gender identity issues
>>689964226
nobody is ttracted to lumberjacks anymore, sorry
also as for all the butthurt people, the truth hurts, im not criticizing you people for being ugly, im just letting you know how the real world perceives you.
>>689954563
Jack?
>>689965871
>>689965976
Nice doublepost faggot
>>689966107
My apologies
Now as i have rated all of you, feel free to rate me.
Be original though, im thick skinned
>>689966353
Tobi pls
>>689965871
do i look better in this pic?
>>689965678
Depends if it gets fixed by Saturday or Monday hopefully won't be
>la chancla
>fearing being stalked through Google maps
Is it too hot tomorrow, good luck
They did first either in same thread or previous not the issue tho
I assumed you'd do if you're interested in talking
>>689966451
Yes bby
>>689965125
If you don't mind that is, ofc
>>689965871
I'm not new homie. I been here since last summer
>>689966415
good genetics but you style isnt that great, and you could improve you arms. Your averge now, maybe could immediately go above average if you ditch the glasses and dress better and a better haircut too, but if you work out you could really do something imo
>>689966577
reply to the wrong person? or i just dont really understand what you mean kekekek
>>689966838
Oh, sorry. I'd posted this, but think I linked to the right person: >>689965857
Cuz your description is both hard to picture and intriguing
>>689966415
My only complaints your nasty arm mole and your butt hair sole patch. Otherwise you're a great lookin dood
>>689966502
>Hopefully won't be
Why not?
Mexican mom's weapon of choice duh.
No fear, dumbstruck. I would tell you exactly though, still wouldn't matter.
Yes probably will be luckily the complex is "completed". But like I said if I am doing the latter, I probably will be more free.
Ok.
I am was hoping you said something though.
Anyways I leave you for now, cuz I am going to sleep as well. So fucking tired though, night toots, smell ya l8er
>>689957765
JESUS CHRIST THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED!!!
>>689963529
does 2 minutes in photoshop count?
>>689965831
Y u all ignore me
Pls rate me and my lazy eye
>>689965831
>>689965831
>>689965831
>>689967411
>becomes Samoan
>looks worse
>>689966970
sorry i dont want to post pics of my dick but i found this diagram on google images which kinda looks like it. the circumcision scar is kinda pinkish, and my shaft is pale brown, and connecting to what i guess is the sulcus is a tiny little ridge of skin, i'm pretty sure its just the left overs from when they were carving it away. i thought it was normal tbh
>>689967604
I see. but was just wondering how prominent that ridge you mentioned was. do you think you'd be willing to post it on a /soc/ dick thread (can link to one), since it's understandable you wouldn't want to do it in this thread and all
>>689967762
I'd fuck your dad
>>689967529
off the tracpad and onto the stylus for me then
>>689967356
Will***
Not useful but a doxxer would find use to it :---D
I am was hoping you first
Night ish
yep
I am the femanon
>>689965875
All work and no play
>>689966838
Bc to elaborate, the prominence of it can seem to vary markedly, in some it basically doesn't exist while in others it is very noticeable
>>689967964
mine dick this impressive at all haha, but he has the same thing but a little smaller right at the tip. like i said, i thought everyone had it
>>689968447
Well for starters, that's an uncut dick.
>>689968447
to add on, i think mine is just more noticable becasue my dick is a more pale brown compared to red dicks white guys get, and my ring/scar is a bit wider than most peoples.
>>689968194
Kek
>doxxer
Ok babe
Ugh I was about to so many times.
Night
>>689968608
maybe they didn't cut the bottom? honestly i've never asked if i was circumcized, I just assumed because of the ring
Jay Leno reporting
>>689968844
Welp, if you post a quick pic in the linked to /soc/ thread I'd be happy to tell you. needn't be anything fancy. don't be shy now...
God damn it /b/ why won't (You) rate me?
>>689961607
>>689965831
Pls
>>689968844
the rare chance comes along to learn something useful about yourself from 4chan, kek
>>689953807
Are you J Roc?
>>689969177
Hila Klein/10
>>689963671
>>689968844
not who you linked to, but could you just ask your parents now?
Sup /b/
>>689969177
HILA IS THAT U ?
>>689969917
>>689969917
bones i'm honored https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEVHn-vszvk
>>689969917
Sup Satan
>>689969769
Anders is a beautiful man, back off
someone rate everyone this is getting boring
hello from canada
>>689970174
You look exactly like Skrillex if he started letting himself go. 5/7 cosplay.
>>689970412
So 7/10?
>>689965125
or you been scared away?
>>689970412
Who the fuck is Skrillex?
>>689953807
>>689970625
Tiny nipples alpha race
>>689970582
No, not 7/10, 5 out of fucking 7.
http://imgur.com/gallery/2Vvy9
>>689970622
Sonny Moore
>>689970594
no im still here. i've been getting a lot of questions though, not gonna lie i feel pretty good looking rn kek
>>689970815
Don't pull that meme out on me I know what it is fag
Guys, I dun goofd...I am in lesbians with her...
>>689970857
nice. but any chance we could figure out if you are in fact cut or not b4 this thread dies (55 posts remain)?
>>689970174
Anon here, I'm currently at some GED Graduation ceremony. So many niggers here holy shit.
I've only been here for like 11 days now and i've seen everything.
>no rugrats.
>>689969247
Why do you ignore me /b/
>>689971856
Your nipples show true strength
>>689971358
yes, apparently my parents (evengelical christian) wanted a jewish style circumcission, so it was done with a knife and not all the way around, so it still has a little bit left at the bottom
>>689972191
and pic? because I've chatted with a number of jewish guys and that isn't usually what happens
>>689972191
>>689972412
It would be fascinating. And much appreciated.
>>689972554
6.5, cornfed
>>689972652
yup
>>689972554
you look like the first thing you do when you wake up is suck 5 black cocks and drink 5 liters of cum
>>689970774
I'd eviscerate that bean head yo
is it just me or is the mexican guy hella attractive?
>>689973323
yup
>>689972191
or is that too much to ask
>>689973386
There is like seven different mexicans kek
Which one?
Hey
>>689974010
In that case, yeah it's just you
>>689974171
Bye, trap
>>689974228
really? id say hes a solid 7.
>>689974171
The fuck is with your headset?
Looks weird.
>>689974171
Tits or gtfo
>>689974604
Its my mod mic that makes it look weird
>>689974362
Out of all of the beaners you pick the most infected one
R8 me
>>689967529
this is a bit better
MARRY FUCK RAPE KILL; RACE WAR EDITION
TEAM CRACKER:
>>689956641
TEAM SPIC:
>>689956243
TEAM CHINK:
>>689956530
TEAM COON:
>>689963353
Rate me faggots
Here is my ugly ass face
R8 me fags
>>689975910
asian/10
>>689953807
At least i'm not a hooligan
My mom said I am handsome.
>>689976415
Same mate
>>689975283
Nightmare fuel
Listen Idgaf if you're black or white
You're just average
>>689975556
kill chink, fuck/marry cracker and spic (they are basically same level), marry coon
>>689976415
Is that lighting or did you have a portion of your skull removed
>>689976599
That isn't you. But post more.
>>689957384
If you built up your arms and chest I'd totally fuck you
Rate me
>>689971856
is your hair still this short?
I really like it that short
>>689965125
can I buy your jacket? I'm serious, I want it.
>>689977367
Lol fuck you i know who i am
>>689977510
third pic in is best but congrats, need more current face pics
>>689977536
nike tech windrunner, they make new colors all the time
NYC here.
>>689977697
>nike tech windrunner
I've never seen one that color, I really like it.
>>689977759
wow your fucking ugly as fuck
>>689956530
Cute. I like your face anon.
Don't cry, I'm not a faggot.
New thread fam
This shit is dead
>>689977679
>>689977679
>>689977679
>>689977679
>>689977653
>filename
And you know the rules. Timestamp. No tits needed.
sup /b/
>>689977928
as if you're any better, you fat spic
>>689957765
Magestic. Would fuck.
>>689977928
woah, watch my feelings you fucking disgusting nigger chink
>>689978086
relax there david, dont shoot your school up next
>>689978086
I'd wear hockey pants with you and eat pizza, you in?
