Official space program thread.
5 Cicadas going into orbit.
Just let me tie them up.
I'll just monitor this thread
3301 ain't got shit on you
>>689933554
Bump for intrest
>>689933821
*interest my bad
>>689933554
Bump
Yes op you're back and with my idea I thought I was late fuck ass work had me busy but I'm here to watch the cannibal space program... or what I at least am trying to get out of this
2 on. Eta 10 to launch.
>>689934241
Nice
>>689934055
Cannibal gets the best view. May his bloodlust keep him safe.
OP what's written on that baloon?
Bye bye bugger
>>689934241
Oh fuck yes
God speed anon!!!
Gogogo
this guy is serious.
>>689933554
hahaha awesome. didnt think youd be back
>>689934670
NASA!!!
Nevar forget
This thread is doing me an interest
>>689934999
checked
bump
Put all of them in your dick and then launch!!
bye bye little bugs
be safe
here we go again..
Hard as fuck to tie up.
Will be a YouTube video too.
LAUNCH.
>>689935243
Summer
welcome to america boys
>>689933554
god speed
>>689935615
its is spelled godspeed.
America.. sending bugs to space since 2016
>>689935700
>its is
learn too use grammer fag
UPLOAD THE VIDEO!
>>689935908
It's grammar.
>>689935880
>2016
get out!
also posting in epic thread
>>689936031
baited...
>>689935908
learn to use grammar, fag.
and punctuation.
LIGHTNING/THUNDER MAKING BALLOON NOT FLOAT ANY MORE. THE FUCK?
>>689936140
Don't take the bait, man.
>>689935880
Got this from wikipedia
The first animals sent into space were fruit flies aboard a U.S.-launched V-2 rocket on 20 February 1947 from White Sands Missile Range, New Mexico
First cicada space program of the week
You should of used a small mammal or amphibian. Bugs are stupid
>>689936031
>>689936140
>>689936031
lern u all 2 spel corekt. please dont distract its space prorgam thank you
>>689936323
A hamster!
>>689936323
Only cicadas can be heard from space.
>>689936412
In a hamster ball
why is every pictures so blurry do you have Parkinson or something op?
Balloon refusing now so wait please.
Static deactivated it maybe?
>>689936595
Probably potato cell
>>689936323
The five cicadas wait for this for 17 years dude, a dream come true have respect for they effort to make this possible
Stop fighting and witness this beauty first hand.. will the cicada survive and live to tell the tale or will they go cannabilistic and tear each other up and winner gets his bloodthirst quenched by the way post link
godspeed op
Ballon bug will grow nuts
Are you in az op?
>>689936595
I only have 2 fagners on one hand, sorry
god speed OP god speed
Holy shit I just bought it too.
>>689936772
Pics or gtfo
Its ground control to major Tom...
bump for potential
OP better not be a faggot
god speed op
GO LITTLE BUGGIES GO!
>>689936911
I fucking broke a balloon. How faggy is that for you.
Might just be storm static. Balloon will not fly.
ENGINE LOSS
>>689936844
balloon not ballooning?
>>689933554
they can fly u dip
>>689935407
Godspeed you magnificent bastards.
Make America proud.
> mfw waiting for a man with two fingers of one hand to tie five cicadas to a balloon string
>>689933554
come on op. video.
>>689937164
but they cant go to the moon you dip. thats why they have been incorporated into the space program
>>689937130
Try running under hot water to heat up the helium/relieve static
>>689937130
ENGINE LOSS ABORT ABORT
I luv spess progrmms, gud lack bois yor country is proud of ye
Starting to float again
Storm moving on.
Who the fuck knew lightning strikes deactivated balloons?
>>689936772
Pics?
>>689937411
warm up balloon
The static energy in the air must have reacted with the helium inside the foil ballon
>>689937321
Will put on hot air vent.
GOD DAMNIT I DID NOT SPEND $2 ON A BALLOON FOR NOTHING
ALL IS NOT LOST.
SHE'S GOING BACK UP BOYS.
>>689937562
do not melt balloon, only warm. like sun on nice day
>>689937411
YUO CAN'T TAKE OFF IN BAD WEATHER!!!
DO NOT FAIL THE UNITED STATES
DO NOT FAIL US
DO NOT FAIL HUMAN KIND
DO NOT FAIL DONALD TRUMP
DO THIS FOR US
FOR DONALD
FOR THE HUMAN RACE
GODSPEED BOYS
MAY GOD BE WITH ALL OF US
FINALLY, I was waiting for like 8 hours for this thread
>>689935908
*to
*grammar
>>689937724
HOPE
Please cut off there penisis
>>689936844
4chan spaceplan:
Step 1: Buy a helium balloon.
That's it. One step. You managed to fuck up one step. What the fuck mate
This is Mission Control. All systems online. Waiting for storm to pass. Astronauts are ready.
>>689937810
WAY TO GO BALLOON!
Warm air inside balloon more. Will increase flight capabilities.
toastin in pro master ebine threado
hail space programs
>>689937810
heat up in microwave
>>689937951
hahahaha this
vinegar and baking soda is another fuel source that can be tried.
ALL SYSTEMS DOWNCOUNT
>>689937952
OP is she ready?
OP be careful, you don't want it to go challenger on our asses, we won't lose any more of these brave little bugs
This reminds me of the time one anon shipped a bottle of piss to Space Frog.
You should buy a weather balloon
They're fucking huge
>>689937995
OP could you add this to the video version or similar
https://youtu.be/yY-cZew2xTc
Please remove organs
Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine #4, I'm going try to refuckluate it and land on Juniper, and hopefully they've got some space weed, over.
>>689938285
Fag who posted the mission control photo.
Thanks for doing that anon.
THOSE BRAVE ASTRONAUTS.
Name one luco
IT WILL NOT FLY. MAYBE LATER.
Really sorry it's out of my hands.
It will happen though.
>Astronaut #1 here
what the fuck is happening why arent the engines on? I'll contact Mission Control now! fucking idiots...
>>689938686
WE HAVE CRASHED!!!! ARE THE ASTRONAUTS OKAY!?!?!??!?!
>>689938686
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>>689938686
im going to need a local weather report? temperature or humidity?
>>689938686
Son of a bitch.....only a /b/tard could break a fucking helium balloon
What a shit climax op
>>689938686
You fucked it. Now I'm going to miss it whenever it does happen. You ruined my bearing witness.
>>689936844
>Way to go
kek
>>689938686
CASUALTIES?
>>689938886
hahahahahahaha
>>689938801
It fucking broke.
Look it's still there.
>>689938686
Obv we need more power. Add engines OP
>>689939031
At least blow it up and leave no survivors
>>689936865
Send this derps turtle to space program too
>>689939048
Nice
>>689939048
this is gold
>>689939031
go get a firework.
>>689938922
Will retain youtube video.
Waste of $2 honestly but it's static/rain. I can't do shit about it.
>>689939031
Try jumping out the window after it, catch it with your face
>Astronaut #2 here
What the fuck happened? We are upside down! Not going to do any mission with this comany ever again!
ANY SURVIVORS OP?!!!
>>689939031
Way to go you retarded piece of shit. How did you even manage to break a helium balloon?
Way to fucking go.
>>689937806
Lol
>>689939336
there was lightning strike dumb ass
>>689938922
Video name = 5 cicadas journey to orbit?
OP IS AN HUGE FAGGOT!
LOOK WE MUST DESTROY OUR APPARATUS, WE CANNOT LET OUR SCIENTIFIC ADVANCES FALL INFO THE WRONG HANDS, ANON DO WHAT YOU MUST, FOR THE FUTURE OF ALL THINGS SPACE
someone need to write a wiki article about todays failed launch
>>689939493
>>689939221
I replied to myself
>>689939457
but what about hot air balloons? they don't kamikaze into the ground when near lightingig
Maybe take off some cicadas
>>689939587
thats using hot air because hot air rises.
He has helium and the electrons and shit got fucked up from the lightning strike,
>>689939695
Maybe fuck off and grow some space balls
>>689939724
why doesnt he just fill the balloon with steam then
>>689939493
Will be "SPACE PROGRAM"
I seriously didn't know that balloons won't fly if it's storming.
>>689939821
Steam is fucking vaporized water you tard
>>689939724
Wouldn't affect the density of the helium
Helium's low density is why it floats
>>689939821
THIS IS THE KIND OF MIND WE NEED AT THE 4CHAN SPACE FACILITY
>>689939893
then how come it's a gas
>>689939923
Cold air makes balloons deflate.
Its storming so its cold.
Balloons are deflated and there is a static charge
>>689940142
Because its fucking vaporized.
>>689940016
I'm actually now inspired to finish my model rocket and make a new space program thread someday
>>689940142
Fuckin' skooled
get some better balloons faggot
Does anyone know of other vids like this on youtube
Mission failed boys... We lost some good men today.
OP, get more cicadas and another balloon. We need to avenge our brave souls
>>689939811
We must sacrifice something small to gain something big
>>689940237
therefore, it's a gas
>>689940185
Rain started again. I'm annoyed but the balloon is chilling inside until this stops.
>>689940365
Buy more ballonos bro
>>689939221
i honestly dont know enough about balloons to dispute you on this. But i feel like thats bullshit.
>>689940321
not same anon but, you know how water can turn to ice? which is a solid. sort of the same thing. AND it can turn back to water
>>689940365
OP what's the forecast say? I don't wanna sit here all night.
this is a tragedy.
>>689940321
Steam is not a hot air tho.
Yes it may be somewhat hot but not enough
A hot air balloon uses a fire to warm the air in the area. Its doesn't use steam
>>689940365
be sure to put it in the freezer so it stays fresh!!
>>689940589
what do you think I am? a retard?
>>689933554
the atmospheric pressure will burst them open even before they reach the clouds. stupid pseudo-scientist
>>689940475
Fuck no not at $2 each.
Just wait until tonight. I'm fucking getting it done.
>>689940365
its okay op. thats why we send animals up instead. we need to test these things before we send up a /b/tard
>>689940541
let's abandon that idea and just buy more balloons
OP if storm doesn't stop put them in the microwave
>ITT: A bunch of retards try to science
Space Shuttle Program C-cada #1 was a failure, we'll proceed to check what was the malfunction and count the bodies.
>>689940710
Start crowdfunding then, that's how those fucks at nasa did it
>>689940710
i might do my own space program one of these days. maybe send a fish up.
>>689940865
fucking summerfag get the fuck out
OP! put balloon in nuker for 100 microwave time.
this will infuse it with nuclear power which will let it reach orbit and possibly escape velocity
>>689940973
how should we go about recruiting astronauts?
>>689940865
shut up kid. learn real science from us pros
>>689940973
in waterballoon, or condom!
>>689941025
you mean 00:60 microwave time
>>689941056
Nets seem to work
>>689940999
HOLY FUCK THOSE TRIPS REKTED ME
Godspeed you magnificent bastards.
>>689941056
Go to local grocery store and buy like, 2 fish
>>689940673
acting like one
>>689941313
I'm thinking big- like mammals
>>689941428
snek
Balloon still ded. Fuck this sucks.
>>689941320
OH MAN YOU REALLY GOT ME THAT TIME
>>689941513
LIKE I SAID, STEAM
>>689941513
buy a weather balloon
>>689941502
sneks arent mammals retadr
>>689941056
I have tanks full of astronauts. Just about picking the right cadet and getting him trained.
>>689941174
very interesting question. we havent developed a form of transportation yet. Something we are looking into as this journey is in its infancy. probably work on a launch date of 6/20/2016 at 2:00 EST. weather permitting of course.
>>689941513
Balloon is kill
>>689941519
its okay bro
>>689941635
2 sneks?
>>689941513
for the glory of this thread make youtube video jumping on baloon and making it explode
>>689941513
whats the weather report in the launch area?
>>689941729
sneks are rebtiles.
>>689941513
dont be stupid, a balloon like that wont reach 1/5 mile up. try a weather balloon. strap a GPS beacon on it
Regaining life. Hope this rain stops so I can send him.
>>689941812
give the snek legs and a fur coat?
>>689941886
IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>689941502
>>689941635
>>689941812
Lonely Samefag
My dubs say so
>>689941886
PRAISE THE SUN
>>689941886
MISSION IS A GO BOYS
GET THE ASTRONAUTS ON
>>689941886
GOD IS WITH US
>>689941886
YES YES..... alright launch is not completely scrubbed. Wonderful. I thought a /b/tard actually fucked up a helium balloon
>>689941959
that's a hamster
>>689942122
No that's a ferret
>>689941886
ENGINES ONLINE
WEATHER REPORT?
>>689942122
i was thinking ferret to be honest, hamsters are to short to be snek length
>>689933554
Fuck this snake faggot you are the man OP
>>689941886
seriously? with that balloon? you can only pray that it will work
>>689941886
YES
Wipes you off the planet
>>689941886
We need a weather report you lonely fuck. PS I respect you for your contributions to science and advancing the space program for all /b/kind
>>689942197
>>689942236
I was thinking of this
>>689942209
Dark skies. Rain mostly gone.
Balloon definitely floating now.
Gotta plug in charger, 5 mins to update.
>>689942417
what the fuck is that?
I've got a very small cat I dazed last night with a pellet gun.
I'll send it up. And I'll record it.
No more insects, frogs or snakes. We're going to finally send up something worthwhile.
>>689942417
You're gonna need a bigger boat
WAY TO GO!
>>689942500
hamster
OP needs better systems than a booloon if he wants to any spase discovery
MGFW when threAD is fail
alsomost as bad as yurops spase pogram
pls die
/thred
>>689942500
It's a big hanster you nigger
>>689942481
what kind of creature is in it
>>689942511
send now
>>689942481
go to the store and buy more balloons. Also are the cicadas still alive?
>>689942500
You can't send something that big up you retard. I've tried with dogs.
>>689942511
HERE WE GO AGAIN
SAME OLD SHIT AGAIN
>>689942576
>>689942628
oh damn, are these found in niggerland or USA or some shit?
>>689942511
Prove it nigger.
didnt a guy send a chipmunk up?
>>689942814
apybRA r nigger aminal
>>689942481
do it now faggot. im getting bored of these teasers
>>689937810
Let it fly and high as a fucking kite.
>>689943061
MODS
2morro I am gong to send knew animal 2 the moon to prove to do to am and will that the four chan is better than europe please die europoor NIGGERFAGS
>>689942814
What are you fucking retarded, you fagook? Everything is supersized in the USA like my dick.
>>689942481
Come on OP, I'm at work and need something to watch for the last 15 mins I have to be here. Do it now, faggot.
Op is a sad boy
![IMG_8003[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gXTQgAU.jpg "IMG_8003[1].jpg")
Construction is underway for a faster transportation method.
(Not OP)
>>689933554
>>689933554
Op where are you from? Ohio, WV, PA, MD? Was supposed to get cicada swarm here but they never made it
>>689943146
unfortunately that still only makes it a 2 inch pincher...
>>689943275
tfw when 4chan has 4chan spase shuttle
feels good
>>689938686
You fucked it all up, OP. Nice try though, showing initiative and all.
STATUS REPORT ON CANNIBAL
STATUS REPORT ON CANNIBAL
OVER
>>689943456
ralph pls go
OP DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM A TRASH BAG PLEASE!
>>689943275
Aw shit son
>>689943340
kek
>>689943568
Not enough lift
Op its your gangstronaut bud here no worries this was the beginning, even the Orville brothers ran out of cicadas
That reminds me of geeko space program >>689943275
>>689939031
The first launch normally has problems keep trying
>>689943667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3IEJc7ic1k
>>689943456
this was a nice thing. I don't think we've had a successful mission in a while. it was nice of him to try w/o us asking.
>>689943629
>>689943281
Confusion. This is a fucking trip.
you know what americans? im tired of waiting this launch. i guess i'll continue planning my next attack.
I think we should make this guy king of /b/ he must now make a shuttle and mate with banana girl queen of /b/ and he'll make banana girl become cicada girl...... YES!! EPIPHANY AT TIFFANY'S
>>689938373
https://youtu.be/zs9Fay4mgsY
>>689942830
Am sending the cat up. old weather balloon. recording. the cat has been named Code Kokomo.
you're all missing out on history. the gifs/webms will be legendary.
pic only semi-related.
>>689943735
hahahahaha
>>689943972
>implying Boxxy isn't queen
Gtfo summerfag
>>689944093
Do you have the frog one?
