ITT We all act like we are working in an office in the twin towers.
The planes hit when someone rolls trips.
>>689932350
Hmm, what a good day. TIme is just flying by.
>>689932493
GET OFF OF MYSPACE AND GET BACK TO WORK STEVEN
>>689932350
Woah thats a fast plane moving outside, technology is really improving these days!
>>689932350
heil hitler
Hi guys I'm new here!
Could somebody help me with the coffee machine?
Hey guys, I'm gonna be a DAD!!
Just before work I yelled at my wife.... Now I am just sorry about that.
>>689932350
I really don't know because before and during 11th September 2001 I only cared about latest cartoons and trying not to shit my pants so that's that but yea I bet there was also kindergarten in WTC so I'm there and I'm playing with toys n' shit...
But that sucks so I hope these better be trips
>>689932743
DONT TOUCH MY COFFEE MACHINE M8
Dont mind me guys im just placing these explosives on these steel beams
>>689932350
Another day at the office
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
Who broke the fax machine?
>>689932648
Nigga. What is MySpace?
I sure hope my presentation doesn't crash and burn.
Allah akbar
>>689932350
Got a meeting at 10am
>>689932350
Boy am I sure glad that I decided to come to work with a buttplug. I feel fantastic
>>689932904
Flight 93
WHENS LUNCH?
>>689932350
Guys I'm going to propose to my pregnant girlfriend tonight. Any ideas for baby names? She's so beautiful and sweet I couldn't stand to live another day without her.
I hope something would happen, this job is fuckig boring
>>689932762
Fuck off Tim, nobody gives a rats ass about you, your kid or your whore Lisa. Come the fuck on, Tim, what the fuck have you ever done to deserve this shitty job to begin with? Did you even graduate high school you degenerate fuck? Hang yourself you slimy ass cunt.
>>689932811
WOW nice dubs, what a coincidence because it's the 11th today.
>>689932905
Thought that it was canceled... Wait, is that a plane coming at us?
*explosion*
>>689932350
what a beautiful day
allahu akbar
Fuck it I need a shit
anyone wanna vs. me?
Anyone know what all these maintenance folks are installing thermite for?
WHATS A JAY PEG?
I sure hate working on the 90th floor
My mom was just diagnosed with cancer. Fortunately I can pay for her treatments thanks to how much I make from this job!
Why is the boss gone today?
I'm Jewish
>>689933086
Yes!
Have you guys already heard of what jack did yesterday?
>>689933033
Dank you. I've got dubs 3 times now.
*browsing porn during work*
>>689932350
Hey Steve are you working on the Saudi account?
anyone find it weird that the boss filed an insurance claim yesterday?
and i said no sharon, im not going sky diving i need to meet the quota on time, ill go sky diving another time... im so glad im having an affair will gill from accountants
I wish these shitty whites would ban guns.
>>689933130
Got fucked in the ass by an Arab man yesterday.
Ive been thinking about killing myself. as soon as that observation deck opens im jumping off the building.
WHO PISSED IN THE ELEVATOR AGAIN?!?!?!?
The "profit" Mohamed is a child molester. What a pagan pig.
You hear that?? Sounded like c4 ..
>>689933181
A good Jew is a dead Jew
Man, if this day gets any worse, I fucking jump right out the window!
>>689932350
i'm black so i didn't make it in on time.
sorry i have to leave early today, it's because humm.. i-i am sick, *touh* good day go- i mean garvin
It's bring your children to work day! Here are my two children.
That plane sure is flying low...
>>689932350
Alright guys, I'm gonna warm up the jet fuel
>>689932350
My wife left me and took the kids, I literally wish a plane would crash right into me today...
>>689933208
What that bastard do now mate
Hey guys I just made a ton of $ destroying some third world country's currency. Working here sure is great.
>>689933265
But the Jews have plans
The Religion of PEACE!
>>689933009
doesnt she work in the north tower? windows on the world right?
>>6899333078
WINRAR
it's my birthday today :3
come get cake on floor 95
WHAT THE FU-
>>689933278
Alright, see you tomorrow Benjamin!
>>689933307
What plane?
Hey Steve! Is it true that jet fuel can melt steel beams?
>>689933021
Yeah Tim, haven't you realized that she was pregnant before you started fucking? $50 says the baby is black
>>689933307
IT"S COMIN RIGHT FOR US WTF
>>689933202
sweet! I'll go first:
>>689933332
Almost
>>689933332
Yeah. Why is all the Jews gone today?
>>689932350
You know, I was watching the news the other day and I'm getting real tired of people characterizing Muslims as violent.
>>689933233
He's Jewish, they do that pretty often
>>689933332
Did you hear something?
Fuck today is dragging, wish a plane would hit or something haha
>>689933376
>>689933456
>doesn't understand how trips actually work
you ruined everything
Hey gise I heard a airplane was hijacked
Oy vey GOTTA GO TO THE DOCTA CUZ IM LUCKY LARRY!
Anybody not trust bush??
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>689933477
We are out sick today
SWIIIING LOOOOW
SWEET CHAAAARIOOOT
COMIN FORTH TO CARRY US HOOOOME
>>689933311
Why, everyone knows jet fuel doesn't burn too hot. I bet it couldn't even melt steel beams
What do you mean today's not bring your kid to work day? I guess i'll just leave Timmy playing in my office
>>689933014
you remember in 93 when that guy tried blowing up the building and we got a week off work?
Salaam brothers.
Sorry i'm late guys! Have I missed anything important?
>>689933558
Jimmy, please stop shouting
>>689932350
>drinking coffee and shittalking so I don't have to work
Did somebody here that?
>>689932350
ALAHU ACKBAR
>>689933047
Really? I'll check my email
So bored.
>>689933547
I voted for him, he is going to be the best president the USA has ever seen!
Aw shucks!
Daniel spilled some coffee on my plane white shirt!
Oh well, its okay Daniel we all make mistakes
>>689933089
Beats me, did you hear about the $600 million insurance policy the guy who bought this place just took out on it?
What a paranoid shmuck, as if anything could bring down a skyscraper.
>>689933627
\JIMMY I SAID SHUT UP>>689933558
The Jews disabled trips.
>>689933009
congratulations Jason. I can't believe it's been 5 years already. I'm sure you'll be very happy.
>>689933627
BOOM
I love President Bush
>>689933493
Yeah, but not even jet fuel could melt the building, haha.
I really wish Larry from floor 94 would get hit by a bus... or something.
>>689933332
Really John? you couldnt roll any better than that?
how come all the boss are not at the office today
>>689933666
OH SHI
>>689933666
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS A PLANE!"
>>689932350
I'm afraid of heights, good thing this building is designed to be airplane proof
>>689933666
Dinner wonder winner
This morning is dragging
Finally got my office on the top floor. Those plebs at the bottom could only wish for an explosive view like this.
>>689933666
Fuck
I went to a strip joint last night!
There were five noisy Arabian-looking bastards in there, partying like it was 1999.
>>689933467
That was a good move! My turn!
>>689933666
Oh shit...
Ugh...I wish this day would just END!
>>689933666
oh shit
Hey what's that noise?
>>689933666
WHAT WAS THAT EXPLOSION???
>>689933666
FUCK
>>689933666
DANIEL NOOOO
>>689933666
OH FUCK DANIEL
Who left their food in the microwave? I smell meat burning
>>689933666
>>689933666
FUCK SATAN HIT!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>689933666
SHIT
>>689933602
Joe's being a fucktard again. Nothing else though. How are the kids?
>>689933666
HAIL SATAN
I fucking hate this job. Ever sense the put me on a shift at the front desk I've been trying to get promoted. So many snobby fucks come through here that I'm about ready to quit.
steel beams can not melt jet-fuel
>>689933666
THAT'S A FUCKING PLANE FROM HELL
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Hey, Johnny, you saw the latest fox news jab at Muslims? Man, I just hate it when people have that much prejudices against a completely peaceful community of people culturally equal to us.
>>689933666
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT IS THAT ITS COMING THIS WAY
I wonder how much time would take for me to hit the floor if i jumped out the window
Hey, guys!
I found this awesome new site, it's called Your The Man Now Dog!
Check it out, it's GREAT!!!
http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/
>>689933470
Hey, jeff, here's the coffee you wanted, by the way did you say something?
>>689933666
>>689933666
SATANIC TRIPS!!!!
GTFOOOOOO
>>689932350
hey anon you got a stain on your tie
>>689933666
WHAT WAS THAT EXPLOSION BELOW US?
>>689933666
Satan did 911 confirmed
God I wish someone would hit this place with a plane before the weekly meeting!! Fml
GOD DAMNIT!!!!
Who the fucked microwaved fish?1?!
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>689932892
something that was popular in 2001, dumbfuck
>>689932813
but mr.president
>>689933666
OH FUGG ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS
>>689933009
Tyrone is good for a boy. La-a if it's a girl.
>>689932350
I'm not sure why they call me papaw.
>>689933666
omg what's happening where is TIMMY HELPPPPP
>>689933666
IS THAT A SECOND PLANE?
>>689933627
shut up josh
>>689933777
Shit second plane just hit!
>>689933818
RUN DUMB FUCK
>>689933666
>>689933666
is it weird i read this in rogers "plain white guy" voice, from american dad?
Shitters clogged
>>689933777
SECOND PLANE
>>689933777
AHHHH ANOTHER ONE! WHAT THE FUCK
>>689933332
So jack just killed it.
After his shift he waited till everyone was gone and came back and copied his dick 200 times and then threw all of them in the supervisers room. Shits going to be on fire when he comes!!
>>689933666
CALL 9/11 NOW!
>>689932350
Are those planes flying a bit low?
>>689934000
THIRD?!?!?!
>>689933777
OH FUCK TWO PLANES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY CHILDREN
>>689933934
THE OTHER TOWER HAS BEEN HIT!
>>689933666
who wants to jump together?
Pentagon hit.
>>689933777
OH FUCK I HOPE THE PENTAGON IS DOING OK
>>689933881
#hailsatan
>>689934000
Plane in the pentagon just hit!
NOBODY PANIC, GUYS
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE.
IT'S SO HOT IN HERE! MY FACE! BUT THE STEEL BEAMS, THEY'RE NOT MELTING. MAYBE I CAN STILL ESCAPE.
>>689934000
Holy shit again?????
>>689933898
>was
>2001
What time machine did you jump out from?
These towers were fucking autistic anyway
>>689933456
those summertime blues
>>689934058
I'm with you till the end brother.
A third plane hit the pentagon
>>689934058
Let's go
What the fuck was that noise???!!!
>>689933666
>>689933777
Welp, I guess we should go to war then.
Jet fuel is truly the worst enemy of a steel beam
>>689933429
Heh, fuckin' Tim. He always talks with A'isha from accounting all the damn time, wouldn't be too surprising if the little shit >>689934000
SHIT IS THAT A THIRD PLANE
OH SHIT GUYS THE ESCAPE ROUTE IS ON FIRE. DEBRA, GET THE EXTINGUISHER
>>689934010
Do you think we would be discovered so easy?
>>689934058
Only if you live stream it
>>689934072
Unlikely due to the divide judge brought on by the 777 trips.
oh shit we gotta stop these sandniggers from taking our plane!
OH SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE EXPLOSIVES DETONATING
>>689933944
HOLY SHIT!!!
hah, look at that lawn dart flying all the way up here!
Oh wait that's a pl
>>689933666
Okay time to rape someone
CALM DOWN EVERYBODY! JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE OK.
>>689934178
My name's not Debra, it's Lucifer my child.
>>689934222
okidoki
>>689934222
THE PENTAGON!
IM ON FIRE! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
>>689933089
Smoked a joint with one of them on a brake. He said they install thrmaite cause jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>689933503
>>689933376
Stupid faggot
>>689934222
A FOURTH PLANE
>>689934100
DID I JUST SEE GEORGE BUSH FLYING THE PLANE?
>>689934222
trips of truth
>>689934058
Head first?
>>689934222
A hijacked plane crashed in an open field.
Rollerino for planerino
>>689933856
Who's flying the plane Capt way too low
>>689932350
edgyfags not even old enough to remember it in person
fuck off you autistic muslim fucks
>>689934222
4 FUCKING PLANES
Fuck are there terrorists on this plane? Screw it. We'are overpowering them and crashing this plane somewhere where nobody will get hurt.
>>689934222
hey FBI....
>>689934304
If trips 9000 planes hit
>>689934222
ALLLAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>689933666
Satan confirmed
ALAH AKBAR
>>689933666
winrar
>>689934222
so four
>>689933252
Don't do it man.
>>689934322
MUST BE A FALSE FLAG OF THE MUSLIMS MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THEY GOT PAYED BY THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.
>>689932350
I'm Mr. Goldstein's favorite employee. He told me I'm alright and to go home, so see you guys later.
>>689934222
A plane crashes in Pennsylvania
>>689934443
ooh, the closeness on this one
>>689932350
Hello boss, nice to see you today
Oh i found a treatment for every
disease and i will show it to the world on september 12th.
>>689934000
OH SHIT THIS IS LIKE SHARKNADO BUT WITH AIRPLANES INSTEAD
>>689934100
WAS THAT AN EXPLOSION FROM BELOW?!
MOHAMMED FROM ACCOUNTING THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Did anyone else see that tower just fall down? Good thing our tower is stronger
>>689933666
damn daniel
>>689934443
>>689934432
>>689934429
>>689934413
>>689934394
>>689934388
>>689934384
>>689934357
>>689934356
>>689934352
>>689934346
>>689934344
>>689934334
>>689934332
>>689934328
>>689934322
>>689934318
>>689934315
>>689934304
>>689934303
Hey baby are you from orlando because you look like you can take 50 men
>>689934222
Oh god there's planes coming in from everywhere!!!!! Dear sweet jesus why!!!!!
thank fuck I missed the buss today...
Thank god I stayed home today. Now I don't need to do those reports!
>>689933666
wait a min-
JOE! MARY! ALAN! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS???
>>689934628
jew
I hate that they moved the smoking area to the roof... Anyone want to join me for a cigeratte?
ANOTHER IS FLYING IN FUCK!!!
>>689933666
Ayy
>>689934609
kek'd
> First tower goes down
>le me
"Unluuckkkyyyy"
It's sooo hot in here! Al Gore save us!
OH GOD I CAN FEEL MYSELF DYING!!!!!!!
>>689934827
Nothing wrong with taking a few hits.
NOOOOOO
Now I'll never watch Jamal fuck my wife.
>>689934628
Hey John, I'm calling from the tower, you wont believe what just happened.... Tell my kids... the pizza is in the over...
>>689932350
Why have these lifts been out of order all month?! And what's with all these new army-dude looking workers attaching things to the steel beams..anyways not my problem, just another day at the office for me.
>>689933666
Huh.. That plane looks kinda clos-
at least we dont have to worry about a fifth plane
>>689933666
SHIT A STEEL ROD WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING LEG
>>689935014
oh look here comes daniel
Well, it looks like we're going to die. Might as well pray.
Its a fucking pearl Harbor now
Has anyone seen my staple remover?
Also jesus christ we are all going to die.
Daniel!!!!!
>>689934988
Hey my cousin said the airforce are running exercise drills today so if anything weird happens they won't be able to respond...just saying
>>689935080
Kek
!الله أكبر
>>689932350
fuck this shit.......... i cant breathe.......... im busting the window
If I tackle a fat bitch through a window and she hits the ground first I might walk away from this shit.
>>689935216
well i dont think another one will come by my friend
>>689935141
That stapler has seen enough
>>689935216
RUN, YOU DUMBASS!!
>>689935259
WE GOT A SANDNIGGER HERE
But what if someone rolls quads
Are all dead
>>689935443
rooll
>>689935443
wtf another plane almost hit us
Hey, I'm Frank head janitor. I hear the shitter is clogged on the 82nd floor again. Stop dropping gorilla shits in there Phill.
I'll just go wank in the toilets, don't mind me.
I really hope this doesn't start a war.
Time for a magic carpet ride!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>689935443
Obama bin Laden shows up and takes all of us as his personal cum-buckets.
my inbox is blowing up today
hey guys, im gonna go on my break and buy some donuts see ya guys later (what happens if trips arent rolled)
allahu ackbar
so now that there are no more planes, can we get back to work?
>>689935668
you going out? Just stay here, they have a nice cafeteria.
Allah Ackbar
O shit
Stop panic, firefighters are already here...
>>689935668
RUN, IDIOT! A PLANE JUST HIT THE BUILDING!
>>689935668
they will, trust me senpai
http://www.simpleconspiracy.com/16/06/2016/george-bush-911/
EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR PASSPORTS
I'LL MAKE A WALL
THESE THINGS ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE
"Okay, yes Mr Bush I'm on Floor 80. Yes, okay. Goodbye."
"ALLAHHH ACKBARRR!!!"
>>689935748
I really wanna get some donuts though so im going out, I will bring you guys some
>>689935818
well thankfully im on the first floor
Sorry Bros it was just prank that went to far!
This thread has become shit.
>>689933666
Don't worry, guys, I'll sa--
Ayy i found some jet fuel..
>>689933666
SATAN JUST FLEW INTO THE WINDOW!
Good thing I left in time, hopefully no one will suspect this was an inside job.
>>689935575
Ah, god damnit. This is gonna be a bitch to clean.
Hay bill, do you have those invoices from john i need them before the end of the day or i will be dead.
>>689934988
overheard at the office water cooler:
Citigroup Inc's Travelers Insurance unit had about 45 times the normal volume during three trading days ago...interesting
>>689933666
I see jet fuel melting steel beams!
I'm on fire.
Help
>plz put out the fire
>ow
>>689933700
i miss my wife let me call her and say i love he....
>>689936087
you better not
>>689933666
TRIPLE 6 5 4
WE'RE ALL DEAD
>>689933242
Kek'd
>>689936128
The planes obviously came from the outside you idiot!
We'll be alright! Jet fuel can't burn through steel girders. OH SHIT
Thank god there are no more planes...
buy ether
ANOTHER ONE
