Waifu claiming thread >"muh rules" edition Here
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Waifu claiming thread
>"muh rules" edition
Here are "muh rules":
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>drink lots of tea
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mi Liu Claim
>>689860217
Razor Candi claimed.
Miho claimed
These 6 image early bakes are ridiculous. At least let it get to under 5 yo.
>>689860757
You're waifu is ridiculous
And you're waifu a shit
memes
>>689860972
This is bait.
Atleast it's the right rules.
Yeah, I'm a oldfag elitist and I don't like early bakes.
Very bad OP on this thread.
>>689861230
"Muh rules"
Claimed
Affirming cat based existence.
oldfags>newfags
You're waifu a shit
That's right, im talking too you faggit
The won with shit waifu
You're grammer sucks two
>>689860071
And right after that release, he faded into obscurity.
>Best idol claimed
>>689861325
Hank, do you prefer carbs or EFI in your trucks?
>>689861762
Whore
still here
>>689861595
Steel Beams > Jet Fuel
>>689861784
EFI.
>>689861762
Nyan
>>689861762
>>689861762
Miho a whore
He has a relationship with tats but flitrs with everyone
>>689862021
Well done pls
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Morning everyone, how's going?
>>689862155
Think you meant medium rare.
>>689862139
>this mad because miho senpai won't flirt with him
>>689862245
No well done
Akiko claim
>>689862364
Politely, yet firmly.
head pats claimed
>>689862417
Stop yelling.
>>689862021
Interesting. Diesel or regular petrol?
>>689862200
>Cosplay edition
Hi Noire
It goes well. How about you Noire?
>>689862200
Hey there Noire, how are you?
>>689862417
Morning akiko
>>689862504
this
>>689862504
>>689862633
>Akiko
>Not yelling
Good joke guys.
>>689862508
Diesel.
>>689862256
Kek this
>>689862072
Miho needs more cat photos
>>689862464
oh hi slave girl
Claiming Seaport Hime again.
>>689862552
>Cosplay?
I've been okay thanks. Kinda busy with finals and such, at least they'll start soon.
>>689862566
Hey Kyouko, I'm okay, nor bad nor good. Just a bit stressed. Heh.
>>689862417
Morning Akiko.
>>689862633
>>689862689
>>689862504
>>689862417
>having a different discord instead of coming in teamspeak with all the superior waifus.
you guys are phatetic, what, you wanted your own special place?
>>689862711
>2016
>not liking diesel
u waht mate
Mm.
>>689862711
>Diesel
My nigga what you got?
>>689862711
Vert or Nep?
Sorry for so many questions Hank, but I'm incredibly bored right now.
>>689862956
Here's your (you)
>>689862927
>Just a bit stressed. Heh.
Exams?
>>689862956
what
i don't really care to be honest dude
Claiming.
Just lost a game of league because bad teamwork.
>>689862956
>caring
>>689862828
Luv u miho
>>689863067
Rory, what server?
>>689862956
Im in Teamspeak and i dont see your fake ass here.
>>689863248
Shut the fuck up Miho im in bath
>>689863209
Oce.
And is no one in the waifu4laifu teamspeak?
>>689863118
Clearly fake.
>>689862940
fish why arnt you sleeping
>>689863248
Miho x mi liu
>>689863025
Just sleep if you're bored.
>>689863368
Meow
>>689863368
Kys then faggot
I thought u loved me
>>689863025
you just gotta keep summoning me when im playing something, fine i'll stick around.
claimed
How is this different from avatarfagging?
>>689863597
It isn't
>>689863597
Is not.
It is avatarfagging
>>689863502
Isnt that a .gif?
>>689863532
Im talking to him in TS. Nice try faggot.
>>689863477
I wish I could, but I'm at work.
>>689863537
The picture is so fitting.
>Now that I'm looking, I'm not surprised at all that you picked Vert
>>689863708
Someone around here made it a gif.
>>689863708
Or are you?
>>689863779
Ah ok.
>>689863779
OC Tomoko.
>>689863859
Plug-chan!
>>689863946
>>689863739
yes it is and you're right no surprise at all
If trips Rory lewds get
>>689863537
>Vert
>Not Noire or even Blanc
What's it like having shit taste?
>>689864052
INB4 heart burn
>>689863712
well can you not sleep?
>>689863049
Yup. Going on with studies and such.
>>689864152
:^)
>>689863739
Job?
Bork?
>>689863859
How many Tomokos are there around here anyways? 3? 5? 9001?
>>689864098
So, no more lurking?
>>689864326
Security downtown.
>>689864241
kek.
>>689864515
Texas
Arby's
OC
Smug
>>689864391
its just i thought you went to bed like an hour ago
>>689864515
9002 to be on the safe side
clmd
>>689864626
>Arby's
Now i want food.
>>689864626
Smug is best. Texas is worst.
>>689864598
until either maintenance or this update for something else is done
>>689863344
>being this new
Oh well. Redeemed my LoL failure with MWO victory.
>>689864871
why?
the best wifu! i clame
>>689864634
Tomoko looks like boy
When i was in middke school i looked like tomoko
>>689864634
fish
>3
>>689864945
Smug is nice. Texas is rude.
>>689864626
Got it. I actually thought 3 but i didn't really know.
>>689864634
Sounds fair. Is there nicknames for the other 8998?
>>689864878
How much longer on both?
>>689864626
Too many Tomokos. At least they are being civil and sharing.
>>689864598
Well, its a respectable job. The pay is decent or not?
>>689865061
I currently look like tomoko
>get on my Tomoko lvl
>my name is Tom
>>689864626
Texas is best.
>>689865061
I don't really think looking like an anime character is something to brag about.
>>689864634
Tomokos bout to fap
>>689865412
I was emphasising my point that tomoko looks like a boy
>>689865296
2 hours for maintenance and the update is done
>inb4 i still cant connect to the servers
>>689865560
I never really thought that.
Just looks like a young scrappy girl that has the social skills of a snail.
>>689865330
Pay is literally state minimum wage. But I can't complain since I literally don't do any work till 6 hours into my shift, really.
>>689865625
>Req packs never
>Schools wifi is down
Fucking end me
>>689865061
greater than 3?
>>689865287
not that i know of.
>>689865061
i think tomboy looking girls are cute.
>>689865449
that would be a different image
Anime is complete and utter trash, grow up and develop some tastes little boy.
>>689865802
wrong game but i am getting req packs out of this
>>689865858
kek
>>689865858
Kek this
>>689865981
Well, I oughta head off to bed now my beauties. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu, hope you get to hold her tightly for the entire length, embracing her love for you. Add me on steam if it pleases you: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>689866063
4am not even Mc D's breakfast menu.
>>689866159
That's just asinine.
>>689865802
Then its a good job.
>>689866166
Harsh. Do you feel like nuggets?
>>689866115
nice watermark fam
>>689866353
Nice meme.
>>689866299
Yes but i want a sausage egg and cheese.
>>689866400
No nigger baby in the background?
>>689866353
Hey everybody! Looks like my sleep schedule is heading in a bad path; whatcha been up to? Not waiting for the sun rise I'm sure
I claim her and her AU version.
>>689866353
>implying he'd care about a sock's opinion
mfw kotori burps so fucking loud
>>689866889
no u
>>689866299
Would be if the wifi was more reliable. If I at least knew where the router was I could try trouble shooting it rather than having to rely on my limited cell data.
>And then you got the crazy homeless people trying to start shit
Wew, what a night.
>>689866778
Sup Tristy.
Plug-in! (IYKWIM)
>claim
>"no Amatsu, you don't need more sleep"
Hey guys
Anyone here use inscent's in there room? Looking to but more and what to know what smells good.
>>689866963
Hello cat human hybrid, what're your plans for today?
>>689867391
Yes.
>>689866963
You really should do something about that. Play some soothing classical music to them?>>689867391
Just get some scented candles. Less mess.
I'll be off to sleep. See you later, /waifu/.
>>689867523
>Just get some scented candles. Less mess.
Yes. Patchouli.
>>689867391
Incest* want*
>>689867699
>incest
>>689867338
RIP 68 cent Megumin
>>689867391
All the time, but I use the cones so I don't have a lot of choice in variety.
>>689867405
Somehow keep myself up through the night with shitty wifi. I may just say screw it and make some popcorn and go watch anime.
>>689867523
I told em to gtfo. They left.
>>689867523
Candles are like $10 each. I got this for $13 a year ago.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004FP9P0M/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
>>689867762
I never looked at the cones.
>>689867755
Yes. As long as Ruri doesn't know.
>>689867762
Thanks Tsun
rip me
How are you?
Chill dude, waifu is waiting...
>>689868117
Still not tsun, 32 cent and a bottle cap Megumin!
Incredibly tired and a bit annoyed because busted normal wifi. Going off my phone right now, but that data cap mang.
Good morning waifu
>>689868316
Hey Chara. How goes?
Claimed.
>>689868515
hello
Kirino, we shall incest later, I 'm going to go rest. my eyes
>>689868513
Everythingis good here. Sitting, listening to music, maybe I should take a shower? Well, anyways nothing going on.
How are you?
>>689868665
the only one replying to you are newfags lol
>>689868660
what
>>689868665
No being Satan for you today, Chara.
>Makoto
>>689868665
Heyo
>>689868575
Hello Tomo, how was your day?
>>689868578
Guten abend, how the night?
>>689868665
Good evening Chara.
>>689868315
That's what you get for not admitting you're tsun~
Sorry for you, my dude
>>689868985
Not long only been up 2 hours.
>>689868824
>one off
... well you all know I'm an employee in hell anyway
>>689868933
>>689868985
Morning you two
How was your day?
>>689869112
Straight to DVD Megumin
>>689868985
long i guess
>>689869210
Heya Rory, how goes?
>>689869112
That's because I'm not!
It's not so bad. I get to watch more IM@S!
>Makoto
>Mirai claimed
Don't wanna sleep yet. Not ready for tomorrow to come. So I'll /waifu/ for a little while. What's crackin' guys?
>>689869192
Cutest employee in hell
>>689869636
Hello
>>689869436
Yes you are!
That's nice~
Wish mine was in the anime
>>689868774
I'm a newfag?
Do tell.
>>689868665
I'm pretty good. Just a little tired.
>>689869112
Are you new here? In case you are, welcome!
>>689869149
Still feeling tired?
>>689869192
Got back from work like an hour ago. It was pretty exhausting. About to play a bit of Pokemon, before I rest. You?
>>689869261
Yeah same here. First day getting back to work and some machine messed up, causing more time to be had. And took care of some boxes that I had to do myself because my team left me and went home at the end. You worked today?
>>689869636
Is that really you?
If it is I happy to see ya again!
>>689869992
A little and i want some food.
>>689869378
Im warm and not at work.
>>689869636
Sup Mirai
What's going to happen tomorrow that you don't want it to come?
>>689869787
Compliments are not gonna save you from torture!
>>689869970
That's good. Did something nice happen today?
>>689869992
Well I just got up so I have not much to do since I don't have a job yet. Pokémon sounds fun though. Maybe I'll play some more Bayonetta
>>689869992
yeah it was ok
>>689869992
Holy shit.. it's you!
Nah, I'm a dirty heretic. I was Megumin if you remember me, we talked just before you left
>>689870164
That only means you're great then!
Going to work today?
>>689869911
What proof do you have?!
Seems this episode is a beach episode.
Maybe in S2?
>Makoto
>>689870184
Sounds kinky
