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I've decided to go on a mass shooting on /b/ because there is too many faggots.

Single goes free, Dubs get shot, Trips is my hostage, quads i commit suicide.
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>>689838337
rolling for trips, so you can molest me while I'm hostage.
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Please kill me
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most people are gonna go free you fucking retard
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>>689838597
You're free to go
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>>689838337
Fuck off you limped dick loser
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rollin for hostage
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>>689838337
take a look at these quads fuckboi
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>>689839033
lol shit
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I buyed that toy and been using it as a dildo, works fine.
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>>689839033
Pew Pew Pew
Take that faggot
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dubs get
wait am I lucky or unlucky
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ded bort
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>>689839033
Take a look at the bullet hole(s) in you fuckboi
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>>689839033
FIrst kill! im looking to beat 49!
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See you later, gay boy
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Try me
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You'll never catch me alive
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>>689838337
rollerooney
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rolling for an hero
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oh boy, here i go killin again
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>>689838337
Fuck you mother fucker.
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Too slow
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>>689838337
Please start with the politicians.
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today's a good day to die
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We wuz kingz n shit
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>>689838337
You aren't killing many people if singles go free

And what if you roll dubs, like how you did when you replied to me
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Sounds gay
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>>689838337
Quads get
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end my life fam
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>>689838337
I've already gotten dubs tonight so roll.
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Have you gone mad OP!?
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>>689840372
Mass shooters don't actually kill that many people.
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Joke on you, i WANT to die!
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>>689838337
kill yourself.
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>>689838337
allahomo albar
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>>689838337
ok
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What are dubs?
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>>689840555
i pay one shmeckle for your freedom
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>>689840555
You're my hostage bitch! Now suck my cock.
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>>689840555
hostage get
have fun getting buttfucked by a terrizer
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>>689838337
>what did the muslim say to the bartender at the gay bar?
"Shots for everybody!"
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>>689838337
If trips I'll suck your dick
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>>689840555
oh shit he's got you.
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Why buddy I'm a WHITE MALE
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Fuck you, OP!
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See ya OP
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Kill urself fggt
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>>689838337
shoot me
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>>689838337
please kill me
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>>689841022
second victim!
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>>689838337
you die, i laugh
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>>689840555
try to bite his dick off when he makes you suck it, anon.
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Rolling for freedom fgt
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>>689840555
What do I do as a hostage?
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fuck why must i keep living
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>>689838337
End me
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>>689841399
Well don't.
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please for the love of god give me dubs, i want to die
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>>689841347
bend over and open your anus
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Dubs acquired
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fucking shoot me. do it
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Check my quad, I'm a hero.
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Check this babes OP
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>>689838337
Fag
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banana
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roll for hero
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>>689838337
meme'd
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>>689841772

> quads
Kek
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>>689841700
bye cruel world
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banana?
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Quads get faggot
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MERCY, PLEASE
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banana.
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>>689841933
Holy fuck stop shooting me
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>>689841933
Got shot again
Kek
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Quads
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>>689838337
is mass shootings the new baseball in terms of tradition?
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>>689838337
spank me daddy
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rolling for suicide
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>689838337
Go to a real mass shooting faggot make the US feel proud of having such a stupid faggot living there.
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poppoppop

watching niggers drop
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>>689838337
Rollin for Dubs
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quadget
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>>689839033
>>689841022
>>689841399
>>689841477
>>689841700
>>689841933
6 kill streaks! 44 to go!
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Time to die assclown
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>>689838337
Quads for an hero
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>>689838337
Stop aiming at mah balls!
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>>689842227
so close to ending this
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Let's go!
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op is a fag
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>>689838337
Quads for suicide
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End my life please
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rollin for america
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I didn't mean to call you a faggot I swear!
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oh fuck
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please don't shoot. I'm not gay
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Rolll
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I'll just be on my way
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rolling out
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glack glack
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roll for suicide
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I'm free
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>>689838337
Watch this !
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Checked
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>>689842944
7 kills, 1 hostage raped!
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suck my meme, gay nigger faggot
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>>689838337
>quads get
Kill yourself, faggot.
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rekt
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>>689838337
quads get
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i can doged bullets
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show me
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You just killed yourself
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>>689838337
Roll, kys faggot.
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>>689838337
Rolling for death
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check these quads faggots
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pls
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Rolling to get shot wanna cool story to tell
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Free man
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rrol
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>>689838337
quads get
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>>689843993
So close but so far away
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Rollerino
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>>689843993
>>689844119
Fuck man I can not win
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>>689844077
the faggot killer has struck
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Let me go pls
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>>689844077
8 victim, 1 raped hostage. YOU WILL NEVER KILL ME /b/
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pls b0ss
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>>689838337
Roll
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KYS
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>>689838337
ROOOLLLLLLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
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Rollerino
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>>689838337
ROll
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Leroll jerkins
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>>689838337
Try me
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>>689844319
Reroll
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>>689844499
OH SHIT
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I hope I get taken hostage and raped<3
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kill urself
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I don't want any trouble
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get fucked
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Come at me
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>>689844584
fag
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>>689844544

ha ha
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>>689844544
HOLY SHIT DUBS TWICE
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>>689838337
Oh
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Can't touch this, niggaaaa
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>>689844499
>>689844544
10th kill streak, 1 raped anal raped hostage!
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rollerino
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going for trips
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>>689842900
>>689842974
>>689842983
>>689843064
>>689843079
>>689844444
/b/ counted Yo five and quints confirms Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>689838337
Burolopop
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rerool
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>>689845277
Ya dun fucked up
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Get rekt by these quads noob
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>>689845481
reroll for suicide
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>>689845277
11 victim, bad mistake.
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>>689838337
I got singles, so I'm free to go right? Also, off topic, fuck your storefronts B. Fuck you fuck them fuck it all day. Fuck your house numbers, fuck your rivers, fuck your store fronts, and fuck your tea and coffee..
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Lata
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Punp
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>>689846549
Ima try again. Singles get
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Fuck you OP
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you cant kill me
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Rrrooollllllll
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>singles
Looks like I'm free to go
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>>689838337
Commit sudoku
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end me
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plz kill me
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>>689838337
What happens if you don't die? Do you go free?
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>>689847744
die
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Rawlin for death
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>>689847744
you're a winner! 12th victim and 1 anus hostage!
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>>689847788
ded
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>>689838337

>4chan's warrant canary is gone...
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Please kill me, I want to die.
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>>689847944
Wait. You rolled dubs. You shot yourself. Does this mean you ded?
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>>689838337
Kill urself kid
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>>689841571
sad
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kys op
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omar its me mateen
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Fag
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>>689847606
this?
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>>689838337
15 victims and 1 raped hostage! you'll never kill me /b/
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>>689848044
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go fuck yourself! im going out the front door while i stroke my cock! you cant shoot me faggot!
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>>689848300
Yes, but now your dead, you will be missed anon
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wake me up
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>>689848330
see
>>689847944

You shot yourself.
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can't wake up
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That's right I'm livin
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>>689838337
You won't
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>>689848588
You dun goofed
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save me
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>>689838337
You'll never take me alive anon
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from the nothing ive become
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You're going down fag lord
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Get quads
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aa
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>>689838337
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>>689838337
Okie
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Let me go plz!
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>>689838337
Nigga I have a hair appointment in 2 hours I'll be god damned if I miss that for some mudslime kys
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jesus will help me out of this situation, i will sit here and pray!
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>>689848657
Op doesn't count lol
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>>689838337
fuck you, faggot
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>>689849033
Your god can't save you now
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>>689849033
It's ok he's in a better place now
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>>689849033
kek
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>>689849033
Look what good praying did for you, you weak minded fucking tool
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>>689838337
You're gonna have too many getting away with all these singles.
You'll never beat cho that way.
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>>689849033
He helped you out all right...
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>>689849033
LOL Jesus got you domed
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>>689849033
God doesn't save faggots
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>>689838337
okay
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The Jews did 9/11
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>>689849199
KARMA
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>>689849166
Hubris kills
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>>689849166
Your joining them
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Fuck I died
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20 dead, 1 hostage bitch!
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>>689849199
>>689849188
>>689849166
We really got all dubs from that shit WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK
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Yeah well fuck you op. Hope you like the taste of you own gun barrel rammed down your throat
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>>689849288
That's what you get for being a whistle blower.
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>>689838337
fuark quads
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ayyeeee
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Good thing I want to die
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Ill never get killed
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>>689849449
quads
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>>689849389
Turns out op is part of isis.
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Yccdxzviggg
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>>689849033
let us join a circle of prayer. we will raise victorious in the name of the fallen son!
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>>689849503
rip
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TIL that talking about religion is a surefire way to get dubs / get shot
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satanic trips?
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>>689849033
fuck you, we will join prayer in the name of the almighty satan! he will reign fire upon this heathen !
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Someone get quads holy shit.
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Live stream it
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Don't be a hero anon
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>>689838337
R O L L I N G
F O R
M O R E
D E A D
F A G S
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>>689849907
Reroll
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>>689838337
Come at me bro
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>>689849911
Fuck
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689849999
Dead, bitch
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QUADDS
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>>689849911
ok qud get
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Bye op
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>>689838337
Anon, please. It doesn't have to be like this.
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Ezpz game
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Escape and live to kill again, you get a x4 multiplier if you do
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>>689849911
21 faggots dead. 1 anal raped victim lol
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>>689850007
SO CLOSE
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Welp trips pls
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>>689849977
>>689850002
The spree goes on...
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>>689850002
Way to fuck up.
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>>689850044
>>689850077
Click. Click. Boom
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>>689850155
You're dead little orphan Niglet
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>>689850155
I'VE BEEN HIT, GET A MEDIC
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Die op
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>>689849977
>>689850011
>>689850044
>>689850077
26 dead. im in a roll lol
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I have no will to live.
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>>689838337
Come on quads
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>>689838337
Fuck, please. Anon I'm the brother of the Anon that just got shot. I forgive you. It doesn't have to be like this.
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Just fucking kill me OP.
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>>689850297
Op, just turn the gun on yourself.
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Quads or die
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>>689838337
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
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>>689838337
do a flip
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im bleeding out.. i wanna live. i have 2 kids. my life isnt complete, please god, ill change my ways. let me live.
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>>689838337
End me, pls
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>>689838337
OP what's the tally so far
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kys
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>>689850488
i'll be waiting irl
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>>689850402
Fight, anon. Fight for your right to party.
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>>689841463
Yo femanons of /b/
Why no female school shooters ? you guys gotta step your shit up.
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Satanic Trips.
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>>689850155
>>689850166
>>689850488
>>689850549
29 dead, 1 anal raped hostage
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Rollerblading
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whew i dont wanna die
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sorry OP, its gonna happen
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>>689850743
Technically we've only been shot.
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>>689851111 get
>le salvation face
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rip
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Quits
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>>689850743
You've claimed more victims than Columbine and coming up on Virginia Tech
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allahu akbar
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Where the fuck is the mod police? They gotta stop this violence
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DROP THE WEAPON!
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We need a mage.
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rolling
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Here to save day
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Thread will 404 do not let this man escape.. We have maybe one more chance to get quads.. People of 4Chan.. Come together and get the quads..
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Oops
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>>689851430
Not coming out alive! willing to negotiate my raped hostage for more rolls
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