Faces of /b/. Chill, rate, insult and kek.
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Faces of /b/.
Chill, rate, insult and kek.
>>689837238
Perfect jaw/10 no homo tho
>>689837238
>>689837495
Rate me?
>>689837637
I don't know man, like 6? you look like a dude who could use long hair.
>>689837514
mlady
>>689837238
4.5/10
>>689837514
Is this really you/10
>>689837637
5/10
>>689837238
rate?
>>689837238
4
>>689837514
1
>>689837637
4
>>689838168
3.5/10
>>689838199
6/10
>>689838128
ahahaahh thanks for that.
>>689838168
6?
>>689838199
french man/10
around 7-8
Forgive dirty mirror
this is a nice change of pace, felt marker
im headed to bed, best of luck on the thread mate
>>689838552
thanks lol but not french
guess my height and weight, I'm obv the fat kid
Rate me, don't be to mean :D
>>689838743
6,5 270
>>689838638
>Forgive dirty skin
>>689838913
pick one
>>689838743
6'3?
>>689838552
why the question mark?
>>689838383
never got a rate that low, is this saltiness for getting a low rate?
>>689838679
good night my man.
this is probably the best pic I have of myself, not saying much.
>>689839019
>>689839120
good guesses
6'5 300
>>689839142
im not the guy who gave you a 3.5, but you are pretty beat. you also give people ratings below what they are in every single thread, and arent attractive enough to do so
fucking sausage fest in here
>>689839062
Doesn't really matter I guess. Just be honest that's all
>>689839142
>never got a rate that low
>reality just kicked me in the head.
>>689839142
i put a question mark when i'm confued on the rating.
>>689839120
chubby dude or chubby girl?
either way 5.
>>689838913
morkidonger/10
around 7.
>>689839428
aww cmon, I'm not that ugly I know I'm fat but a 3?
>>689839427
here we go.
>>689837637
You faggots do realize that this is an Orlando shooting victim from 2 days ago right? Lmfao
>>689838913
Respectable and trustworthy looking/10
>>689839427
and yet another sausage came in!
your face is too male-ish.
i gotta say 4.
>>689839428
this is obviously the hiker giving himself a high rate kek
>>689839281
How big is ur dick. Be honest. I feel like any average size dick would look tiny
>>689839736
shit ya got me
>>689839701
good
Jesus now the other fuck has an obnoxious little tapeworm carrying on his legacy.
>>689839839
7.5 x 5 maybe 5.5
tbh it does not look proportionate at all, a 9 inch dick suits my body so yea it does look a little small, but ive got no complaints
>>689839622
He just doesn't like anyone who doesn't look like him
>>689840097
I sure do!
>inb4 nigger
>>689839622
youre the cool kind of fat dude, at least a 7.5
>>689840252
This is what your friend thinks of you, OP. I suggest plunging the knife in his back asap.
>>689840345
Would smoke a joint with/10
>>689840367
ayyy
>>689837238
5
>>689837637
5
>>689838168
7
>>689838199
6.5
>>689838638
4
>>689839120
4
>>689839225
7
>>689839427
7
>>689839622
4
>>689840193
5 (left I'm guessing)
>>689840345
5
>>689840345
Its a nigger! Bring out the rope lads!
>>689840252
come on my man, atleast TRY to make a "happy" smile, that shit so fake a blind person could see through it.
And go to sleep already, or aira will find you.
>>689837238
in
>>689840455
Yes, because I definitely was implying that he's a tapeworm with that :')
>>689840591
its not a forced smile, I'm just super baked
>>689840252
Nigger I can't see shit. Are you stuck in 1999?
>>689840367
Yeah, you're the kinda fat dude that would never be alpha, so nobody's sexually threatened by, but he's always useful to absorb damage in a fight, or push other people out of the way at a concert.
>>689840577
would bang.... THOSE DUBS.
you already bang a shit ton of dudes, your collar says so.
>>689840739
stuck in 2016 with the lighting of 1716
>>689840345
6/10 keepin them eyebrows in check
>>689840252
8/10 we'd make beautiful Aryan babies
>>689840691
weartightershirtsplease/10 for real tho those biceps are a gift to womankind
>>689840577
7
what ethnicity are you?
let me eat your ass
>>689840775
nope, not that kind of fat dude. hence why he's cool. chill with the jealousy on him
Rate me
>>689840715
You agreed with my statement.
...
Are you retarded?
Don't blame your intellectual deficiencies on weed now.
>>689840577
6/10 that shit around your neck. I find that annoying when I see girls who wear them
>>689840715
ahaha, well happy tripping.
Although, you better find someone to smoke with, smoking/drinking alone is the way to depression.
>>689840893
100/10
>>689840976
You should probably just end it
>>689839427
7/10
i would fuck anything tho.
>>689840867
Definitely lmao rate me? >>689840667
>>689840918
"I sure do have someone carrying on my legacy"
...
Are you retarded?
Don't blame your intellectual deficiencies on being retarded now.
>>689840884
How is an honest evaluation indicative of jealousy?
You only enjoy group think and circle-jerks, don't you?
>>689840867
most recent pic of me you fucknuts, got scars from soccer, dont mind the munibrow.
>>689837238
goto bed drake
>>689840976
Id so sit on ur face
>>689840843
Ha. I always get that. It's just my genetics, I do nothing to my eyebrows.
>>689841121
You have a tapeworm. If you don't clarify then you agree with the entire statement.
Do you know how language works, idiot?
>>689840912
>>689840998
been there done that my friend, am going to try and learn how to live sober starting very soon though, ive been stoned non stop except in rehab since i was 15. dont know what to do with all the time in the day and all the thoughts in my head unless i smoke them away
>>689837238
>>689840893
Short fingered vulgarian/10
>>689841215
Never had that happen before. Don't really get the appeal.
>>689841116
yes/10, but youre not the one from the pic. if you are, contact me breh
Rate the master race
>>689840893
Little hands/10
Lets see what rating I get with a pic that has less flattering lighting and my shit face close up.
>>689841267
than*
do'nt*
l2english fucking kek
>>689837238
You look like you need this
http://www.streamboobs.com/futurotic-honey-pot-69-p1253.html
>>689841428
those monkeys in the back giving you a hard time?
not my business fuck off
>>689841454
So you're blatantly wrong, again, and are just trying to be retarded to feel more intelligent.
Woowee. Kill yourself.
>>689841275
job is a good way to start, i'm getting bored of video games myself(and can't live off of the country anymore), so i NEED to find a job soon or shit's gonna suck ass.
Maybe get a hobby aswell, i don't know man we're both 19, bored out of hell, don't know what to do at the moment.
>>689840893
>>689840584
Please kill me you'd be doing me a favor cuz i'm too pussy to do it myself.
>>689841084
Your hoodie gets you an 8/10
you're all cancerous cunts who disappoint their parents
>>689841454
case in point.
>>689841258
Maybe you should, personal grooming is something womens notice and eye brows and facial hair that's taken care of is very sexy.
>>689840976
2/10 I wouldn't even buy weed from you
>>689840893
50000000/10 Let me role play Ivanka for you Trump-san
>>689841181
0/10 you have one of the most punchable faces in this thread
>>689841376
Haha sure am but we shouldnt;)
>>689841507
always wanted one of those. thanks.
>>689841563
>being this mad because he's made of a fool of himself
lol trolled, take it back to le-ddit fag
>>689841770
I'd ride your face so hard your beard would be curly when I'm done/10
>>689841549
Imagine being this dumb
>>689841385
i like old balding white men, you into young black cock? kick me at racistrapist
>>689841725
punch me breh, dont make me too horny , heres an old pic.
>>689841755
try me.
>>689841899
>ur mad
>ur dumb
>ur jelly
You're way too standard of a human being to feel as intelligent as you do.
>>689841966
my beard is already curly tho
>>689841899
>>689842083
lol keep being mad bruh :')) im way smarter than youre dum ass lol fag
>>689842004
Wtf is that y wood u post r u gay?
>>689842094
Well shit.
>>689842083
youre still mad from earlier
>>689838913
back to the spawning pool with you creature
>>689840912
I'm only 5,11 but okay
>>689842168
>>689842256
>this shitshow
>>689842168
Poor feller's on a loop.
>>689842350
No.
>>689838913
terrorist
>>689840667
alyssa?
Kik
#DarkNet
>>689841620
Thanks one of my favorite hoodies. Got it when I saw them in concert in my god forsaken city.
>>689842256
only on the weekdays ends bby. ;)
but nahh im not. its fun though, wearing girl clothes makes me feel MASCULINE BABY YEAH!
>>689842585
>im not mad
>still responding
sooooo mad !!!
>No.
furious!!!!
>>689842585
>u mad
>no
>still bothered to respond with one word
yes, you're very mad.
>>689842649
Nope
>>689842477
Lol thanks for the kind words
>>689842714
on the weekends, fuck i ruined the post, refrain from reading the whole thing please
>>689842701
6/10
Although I feel like your septum ring would look better silver
>>689842720
and you're just as mad as he is, you fucking autist.
>>689842773
ayy mang no problem always considered a helper among the populace
7/10 in seriousness
>>689842701
Pennsylvanian
>>689837238
4/10
>>689838199
6/10
>>689838743
7.5/10
>>689838913
4/10
>>689839120
3/10
>>689839225
5/10
>>689839427
5/10 ehh + 2 so 7 cause reds my favorite color
>>689840577
8/10
>>689840611
6/10
>>689840667
5/10
>>689840976
3/10
>>689841428
7/10
>>689839622
that dude 2nd to the left is like a 10/10 tho no homo
>>689841607
Don't worry I'm sure AIDs will do you in any day now.
>>689842913
kansas city, actually
>>689842738
You asked a question. Also are you the tapeworm or host? I don't speak to yesmen.
>>689842720
You gave better substance earlier. Do that instead.
>>689842701
8/10 but I agree with the other guy, silver or gold septum ring. I think gold would match your hair and eyes.
>>689842926
School shooter with cute pinchable cheeks
5/10 plz no shooterino
>>689842849
you were born with thick skin
nordbust/4
>>689842929
Why am i a 5 please tell me so i can do some self improvement
>>689837238
HOLY FUCK IT'S THE CRAZY FROG BRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w
>>689843086
WTF is Nordbust?
>>689843085
>don'tgotoschooltomorrowifyouareinthenorthwest.png
Improvements?
>>689842701
you really from PA? if you are, i wouldnt mind hooking that nasty ass piercing on my dog and letting you slide on the snow, only in winter of course.
from
>>689842714
>>689842004
>>689840867
>>689841181
>>689843085
awh, thanks, will go buy a new ring then
>>689842930
I hope so. But I can't seem to catch it. Maybe because I only fuck white girls. :/
>>689843105
i mean that 5 i gave you is kind of biased, you're really more of 10/10 in looks but i gave you a 5 cause you just seemed... too generic
>>689842712
>raising dogs to fight for profit
>smiling
it was white men that freed you? how the fuck did progression go so wrong?
>>689843373
kansas city.
also, stop trying to intimidate people on the computer. You're making yourself look like a massive faggot.
>>689843421
>to get back at the white masters
eh jamal?
>>689843434
wait, how can you tell who the poster was talking about? You labeled 3 people as 5.
>>689842712
Lucky Bastard! Good bands hardly ever tour around the UK ;-;
>>689843464
hahaha i get it. cool joke man.
>>689843434
K... not much i can do ab that but thanks anyway
>>689843577
checked
>>689843421
probably. just dont spread that nigger disease to the white man. we dont need your nigger problems.
hi
>>689842929
yea man, he's going to Umass for lax. no homo he is a 10/10
>>689843570
Is your snapchat doyouwantataco?
>>689843577
you must be new here.
>this entire thread
>>689842712
are those yours? beautiful dogs brehh
>>689843570
7/10 but could be a 9/10 if you put on like 15 pounds of muscle.
>>689843595
i traced it?
>>689843363
Hmm...Clean the mirror up, I think it's a grainy picture so take judgements with a grain of salt. Push ups, your biceps look like you have a good foundation, get the sexy cut. Smile with your teeth, groom yourself well (eyebrows, guys always forget eyebrows! But again, grainy can't really see yours). Maybe grow your hair out a pinch, the sides look a bit short.
>>689843666
of course the woman is in the kitchen
>>689843373
>implying that faggot mutt could harm anything
get a real dog, bitch.
>>689843363
your face looks fine tbh but your eyes are a bit piercing
>>689843666
would bang in a heartbeat, even if people knew about it
>>689843666
fucking 8/10 looks like my World History teacher that I busted over countless times but what do I know
>>689843673
Aww youre attractive>>689843696
derp
>>689843890
Oops i didnt mean to tag the second
>>689843586
nah son. My name is Eli btw. It's mainly due to the fact I was raised around white people all my life. I was a military brat and where we were stationed not many race but white were around. That and most black girl act retarded.
>>689843653
Shooped eyes
>>689843894
0/10 b8 m8
>>689843771
im not allowed to leave
>>689843577
Another g from the 816. Where you at in kc?
>>689843696
they'll get charged for rape by the time they graduate/10
>>689843673
you look like you cry after sex
>>689843666
you look like an anorexic corpse bride knockoff with a meth addiction
>>689843653
and you are the GENERIC bitch who refuses to sign a pre-nup and pulls an Amber Heard on your husband
>>689843985
good
>>689843972
Obviously it was an app i was playing with. You deserve an award
>>689844000
near grandview
>>689843666
CHECKED EMO FAG
>>689843958
initially i was fucking with you but now im genuinely curious as to why men think black girls act retarded
>how do you keep breeding this much if everyone hates black women
>>689843765
Much appreciated anon. Which one are you?
r8
ya'll always surprise me with how cute you are
>>689843673
8/10 you remind me of a hotter Nick Jonas
>>689844029
That prenup stuff is funny bc last time i checked my money stays with me
>>689843755
I guess I'm not good at this /b/ thing
>>689844223
you should've stayed female.
>>689844029
you mean from graduating from college? We just graduated from prep school so...
>>689838679
mission report december 16, 1991/10
I'm bi so you each have a shot with me
not a great photo but eh
>>689842256
You must be new here.
>>689843835
kek Like... piercing in a captivating way? Or piercing in a serial-rapey way?
>>689844252
smells like another workplace shooting my dude
>>689844246
>learn what a prenup is
>and stop using so much fucking make up
>or ACTUALLY start stripping
its either one or the other, sweetheart
>>689844346
that's horrifying, what do i do to disqualify
>>689844108
I used to live in that direction, my house got broken into twice. Fuck that
>>689844356
haha naw. i work for myself and dont even own a gun. probably the least violent person youd meet. more of a middle man that tries to end conflicts. i hate drama
>>689844349
>>689844346
the answer to your question is yes, you'll always be a virgin.
>>689843665
The only real problem I have is I realize that what you said doesn't matter. Anything anyone says doesn't matter. We will all die the sun will burn out the human race will die every race will die every living thing on earth will die. So what does what you think or say matter to me when you will die and your consciousness will dissolve into nothing with all your thoughts and memories.
>>689844189
>mfw im a black woman ;-;
>>689844579
unfortunately for you the only way out of drama is the gun
trust me on this one buddy
>>689844356
plus its the only picture i got.... was for my work id and i dont have facebook or shit so i dont take picture of myself most people do.
>>689844579
>defending yourself against a troll on 4chan
do you not fucking understand this place?
>>689844355
Definitely serial rape-y way lmao
>>689843014
You like it there?
>>689844381
Funny youre schooling me when im the one who studies law at uni and does the way i look make you angry? Its too bad you think poorly ab yourself. Try improving instead
>>689844346
cute as fuck
marry me
>>689843666
Checked.
>>689843673
Age?
>>689840912
atak on tairone toapkaeeeek
>>689844349
I actually just bought an AR-15. Don't know what i'm gonna do with it yet lol
>>689843421
WTF MAN!?!? DON'T BE POSTING BEASTIALITY IN HERE!!!
>>689844729
eh ive been thinking about getting one for the house just in case. but i own two dogs and have a baseball bat so im not too concerned.
>>689844189
I hate black culture. I truly believe there is a difference between niggers and black people. The shit thats happening with cops shooting and all that is a product of what we have done as a race. I'm not saying we deserve it but we sure as hell are causing it.
>>689842885
obvious samefag is painfully obvious
>>689844803
kek thanks for your honesty anon. Which one are you?
>>689844636
ugh you just described heaven to me
>>689844832
>studies law at uni
>the way you actually look
im sorry without tits we cant even confirm that you are actually a female. you havent even posted a timestamp yet for fucks sake.
>>689843890
>>689844242
thanks, that means a lot to me
>>689844029
oh
>>689844910
21 in 2 days, why?
>>689843778
my dog is very aggressive towards dogs animals he has not had an encounter with when he was little. you see... the thing is, i dont want him harming anything because i love animals and why would you be enough of a faggot to get something just to feel superior? i found him and gave him a home. hes family, and you sir are a cuck. wanna suck some nuts?
>>689844962
you actually seem cool now. sorry for my nigger comment previously. you obviously do understand the world better than most black people. now riddle me this.......... can black people be racist?
>>689845044
>689845044
>>689844962
do you seriously believe that? That's bullshit dude, black people don't even have a chance in this country prejuidices run very deep and there is about a thousand ways that yall are discriminated against on a micro level that makes your life that much harder.
Don't self loathe because whities tell your culture is inherently bad and its all your fault. Its not.
>>689845383
Oh shut the fuck up you moron im black and this is actually severely stupid.
>>689845265
>can black people be racist?
are you fucking autistic? of course they can be
>>689844913
Ah, I see. You're beautiful. Love that hair!
9/10
>>689845265
yes. the fact that we can only say nigga is racist in itself.
>>689844346
>filename.jpg
That's me you posted, btw
>>689844962
that makes you racist these days, or didnt you get the BLM memo?
>i believe they call your kind "Uncle Tom"s
But I agree. I guess all of it can be summed up as something like "Is it because I'm black?" "No, it's because you're a fucking asshole".
>>689845157
Wisconsinfag
>>689843653
eyy, you have kik or something? from
>>689843743
>>689842004
>>689840867
im not creepy, i would draw you, if youre interested, i do art sometimes cuz you know..... niggas gotta nig
BRHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUE
>>689845383
white man telling a black man how to feel and his perspective on his races situation? jesus christ. is this the world. If i was some SJW cuck id probably be telling you to check your privileged right about now. how is your freshman year of college going anyways?
>>689842926
pudgy wanna-be-bro- 3.5/10
>>689845383
>white guilting this fucking hard
didnt realize this was a cringe thread
>>689845533
i know i was asking because all this nignogs saying racism is a "white privilege". just wanted to get a black persons first hand account
>>689845591
>im not creepy
>i would draw you
rate me pls, not my best hair day but whatevs
>>689845816
8 easy, extra point for not giving a fuck, beautiful lips
>>689845383
>>689845521
for real. I'm not saying there isn't prejudices or white privilege doesn't exist. I"m just saying look at black culture and see where that has gotten us. Take rap/hip-hop for example. I'm not saying all of it is the same but 80% is bullshit about; cars, money, girls, drugs, gangs, shooting people. That kind of culture is something I don't want to associate with.
hey now
