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People you regret fucking
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I don't regret fucking her
>>689768832
>>689768832
>>689769615
why would anyone ever regret fucking
ffs
This fucking whore
>>689769960
Perhaps they were mental?
>>689770103
who cares? crazy fuckers can be fun fucks too
Why regret fucking? Unless you stuck your dick in crazy and she won't leave you alone but wont fuck you or some bullshit.
>>689770295
It's the problems that come after fucking
This one
>>689770885
I regret knowing someone regrets fucking that
>>689769960
Turned out to be crazy, and the bad kind of crazy, faked pregnancy threatened to kill herself if we didn't date, stalked and all that bad kind of shit
>>689770885
you know what, i said never regret fucking, i take it back, how fucking drunk or drugged up were you, poor anon, here's some bleach for your eyes
>>689769820
You should get tested bro
>Gladly accepts bleach. Soaks dick in.
>>689768832
noodz or gtfo
this one
>>689771082
aye i've had psycho bitches too, it ain't fun and it cost me big, still, don't regret the actual fucking though, that was damn good for a bit
>>689771639
lol this is the only girl ITT that i could have no problem seeing why someone would "regret" fucking
>>689771639
>shares bleach with anon and re applies generously to own eyes.
Holy sheet Mon.
>>689771818
She was underage?
>>689771639
Jesus fuck, what the fuck, why the fuck, how the fuck?
>>689771818
Looks unregrettable from here.
>>689771639
Explain the wall (or is it door?) behind her. Please.
>>689772632
WTF? Is she 85 cm tall?
>>689772632
i keep telling you where the dwarf porn goes dad, and it's not in here!
>>689771639
is that blood on the door? christ
>>689771818
It's a man
>>689771818
trap
>>689772541
Think again....
>>689770885
Clearly, the face of regret
>>689771129
wouldnt regret
>>689773008
actualy... is not. But look as ugly as one.
Would fuck
>>689768832
>>689769615
>>689771129
>>689771818
Would fuck doggy style in a room with no mirrors.
>>689773077
>>689773258
When the ass is prettier than the face... oh well, I would fuck her.
>>689773077
Goddamn. How did you guys even meet?
>>689773430
Crazy slut?
>>689771082
holy shit. how do you meet people like this?
>>689770103
>>689771082
so? ive dated bipolar schizophrenics that were off the richter scale of crazy, but i still dont regret the sex even if i regret ever taking them seriously enough to call girlfriends
>>689773499
wasn't the case.
my sister
>>689773758
seems like material for a butterface thread
>>689772632
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng been looking for this everywhere. Instant diamonds.
>>689773880
you win
>>689770974
this.
>>689773880
Lucky bastard. All I ever got from my sister was a handjob.
>>689774142
>>689773880
that mans face.
>>689773758
thats my problem... i like a good ass. And she loves to use it.
>superslut.jpg
>>689774093
She's at the station,
waiting for a train.
>>689774493
Not gonna post her pic...but I regret having sex with my cousin. It was consensual but when we got caught my family disowned me
>>689773430
i would totally fuck this slut
>>689769960
I regret fucking a lot of people because I realized I'd rather build meaningful connections and focus on becoming a better person instead of wasting time on the same orgasm I can achieve by myself with way less hassle.
I guess I just realized my sexual pursuits were an extension of me trying to prove myself or discover some sort of relevancy through pleasing other people, but it's way more satisfying focusing on what actually makes you happy. Doing this also has the bizarre effect of making you more desirable because you don't give a shit, and stupid people who are still trying to validate themselves like you were eat it up. This means you get to choose and in the end fucking is better.
That's why.
>>689770049
Nudes?
>>689771639
what a nice whore
would spank tits relentlessly
>>689770885
That would be piece of cake
>>689774352
What the fuck?
>>689774274
I know anon, I know. Although I'm not joking.
>>689773650
She looked normal at first, two days after hanging out we fucked and I stopped seeing her, after 2 weeks she tells she's pregnant I called out her bullshit and she actually tried to hung herself, even send me pics of her fucked up neck. 0/10
you anons are really fucking stupid just because someone is hot doesn't make them great lays OR unregrettable. there are some crazy bitches out there
>>689770363
My life
Right
>>689774521
the only train she shoild be getting on is going to auschwitz
>>689774913
how did you meet her in the first place?
>>689772632
Oompa Loompa doopidy doo, you can't be fucking with my chav crew.
what was I even thinking
>>689773880
Is that Ted Cruz?
This bitch. She's dating Shrek now.
>>689771818
If she's not a man what was the problem then?
>>689774913
I had one of these catch me after getting out of a really bad relationship. Definitely regret not strangling the life out of her after she came to my job to start shit. I was ready to kill myself anyway so at least the world would have been better off.
>>689768832
I don't understand this thread. Half of these bitches are hot as hell, and anons regret fucking them? Is this a joke thread?
>>689774784
Unfortunately no
tightest vagina ever but she had a huge jaw, no tits and big hands
>>689768832
she looks fun. you just can't handle it when she dropped you for your small dick OP
>>689775007
you can tell she's a psycho
>>689775311
I think your only regret is she stopped fucking your ugly ass . . . that girl looks good
>>689775340
the other fotos a posted tell the story.
>>689773399
>>689773399
>>689773399
>>689775720
true that
>>689775239
Kek
>>689775764
Falsely accused multiple guys of rape. She's no good.
>>689774728
So much this!
I eventually got up to the point where I figured out it was too much a hassle, too many feelings involved (maybe not from your side, but from hers). It turned out to be annoying.
Since then I had two stable relationships and only had one slip-up which immediately reminded me why I quit it.
>>689770103
Pussy is pussy?
>>689771082
where are the nudes tho?
>>689775239
Lel that's a serial killer victim. Fag.
>>689773430
story plz
>>689774493
>>689774547
who cars fag i would totally fuck that
>>689776077
oh, ok, thanks for pointing out my error, I had absolutely no idea and I am grateful to you for correcting me
prick
>>689775099
Same school, I met her trough friends, now that i think about it there were some red flags so now i'm extra careful with that
>>689776077
>>689773880
Puppy mills should be outlawed! Save the pugs!
>>689776077
NOTHIN GETS PASSED THIS GUY.
THE JORDAN OF JOKES
THE GUARDIAN OF GIGGLES
THE LORD OF THE LAUGHS
CHAMP OF CHUCKLES
OH BRAVE KEK WARRIOR THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO
>>689776077
thanks for explaining the joke Captain Explainthejoke, we'd be lost without you
>>689773077
HER FACE LOOKS JUST LIKE CHANNING TATUM WHAT THE FUCK
>>689775801
Meh, I like butterfaces they tend to be good in bed. Wasn't she? Makes me wanna fuck them harder too.
>>689775239
Top kek
>>689770363
Have we ever met before? Sounds like you must know me ...
left
>>689769820
>>689774046
>>689774728
Real talk
>>689775239
Dude what's wrong with you?
>>689776310
Still a fag
Sorta related.
Theres this girl messaging me on tinder. Says she wants to hook up and just straight up asked to meet up tonight. She has one blurry picture, it says 33 miles away even though the school it says she goes to is out of state.
Asked if I could drive to her and gave me her address, told her I couldn't and she said she'd come to me. I can't have her come over because of family and shit.
And this seems suspicious as fuck anyway. What should I do?
>>689776829
ez solution, phone call
>>689776829
Give them your neighbors address?
>>689774728
Kinda nice to read this. I was beta for a pretty long time, so I got a chance to come to this conclusion as a virgin. If I find the perfect girl, Awesome. If not... I can use my hand until advanced robotic sex dolls are available
>>689770049
Is that W.H.?
>>689777229
wtffff how do u know her
>>689776080
roll for story.
>>689776829
Gonna get robbed.
>>689768832
Why ? she looks hot
>>689777324
I think I went to high school with her.
>>689776993
Doubt that would work. She wants to hook up. lmao
>>689777088
Was thinking that. But then what? I fuck her in the yard? Plus I might regret it later. She did want to fuck me right off the bat. Sounds suspicious.
>>689774352
how would any one ever go as far as to fuck more like?
>>689777473
so did i, a.a is me ring a bell
>>689777332
roll
this cunt
>>689777525
well done
>>689777382
Dude doesn't it sound like someone that would strip me naked and take all my shit? The fuck. Way too sus.
>>689777473
>>689777545
THS?
>>689776077
Oh you
>>689777561
>>689776080
Come ooon dubs. *crosses fingers*
(right) bitch gave me chlamydia!
that's when I found out she was cheating on me...what a whore.
>>689776077
>>689777405
I explained a bit in other comments, we fucked hanged out a bit and after 2 weeks she lied about being pregnant and threatened to kill herself if we didn't dated, this went on for months of her following and stalking me
>>689777656
looks like a cunt
>>689775808
why did I click that
>>689773880
why would they keep breeding though? im not trying to be funny or anything like seriously why would they want to keep putting children whose lives are going to be completely fucked into this world?
>>689775414
Is her name Zora
>>689777881
I got chlamydia just from looking at her.
>>689777332
rollerino
>>689774352
those feet
>>689772632
mysides
make it stop
dear lawdy lawd
whoever found this creature now you've at least made one person laugh for a few minutes tonight
>>689777229
Who mate?
>>689774352
is real?
>>689771082
but did she do anal?
>>689778235
Anons not gonna pull through dough.
*rolls*
>>689778312
That's the high school. What's the mascot?
>>689768832
I don't regret fucking anyone, I just regret the aftermath.
>>689774093
>tfw absolutely faded
>>689770885
end your life
>>689777885
Story? She doesn't look that bad.
>>689775808
Anyone else got a weird boner right now?
>>689777885
THIS girl looks like a psycho
>>689778495
Idk dude, what state then maybe I'll know.
>>689778835
Total butter face but a 999/10 body. Crazier than a shit house rat though. Extremely emotional too. She did love anal tho......
>>689777332
roll
>>689777656
Those fucking kankles/10
>>689778353
Yeah but it was not how i imagined it, too tight it was near painful for me and i couldn't even move my dick properly
>>689774728
Sounds like you don't know you're gay.
>>689778804
If we both know her you would know the state.
>>689778241
How can you fucking tell!?
>>689775609
good bitch is nasty
>>689779050
PA?
>>689778899
is here name karinna?
>>689771639
>The bloody claw marks of skinny men who have tried to get away.
>>689779146
Negative.
>>689778984
as I said, regrets! but her pussy was nice
>>689773430
>>689777332
>>689778966
Well?
>>689779171
>hey there, smoothskin.
>>689779271
Nah dude. This girl is from PA. Dirty
>>689778899
>She did love anal tho......
No wonder...
Fooled me
>>689778114
agreed
>>689779422
Trap? Fuck dude... well I guess you did, but sorry bra
>>689779039
You'll understand once you get a girl
>>689779171
What'd she switch her face cream with mayo? Holy gross balls
>>689774352
must circumcise feets
>>689779386
Was she born in PA?
>>689779039
Because gay people don't fuck? Is that what you think? Because I don't pursue sex I am part of a culture that largely embraces free love and wild fuck parties?
Don't worry man one day you'll find out what a boob feels like.
I regret fucking my girlfriends sister, I was against it but them being twins "needed to share everything". Either way sister has less of a body, smaller tits and ass. But a great set of legs (shes a fitness buff), my girlfriend is a woman, nice tits and ass and all. But the bullshit I go thorugh now a days. God damn hard enough to date one woman and her taking her bullshit, now deal with two.
Probably will end it soon, since it gets awkward around frineds and stuff, plus all the questions from my parents about what I'm doing and bullshit. Fun while it lasted, but I need something a little less fucked. Plus no way in hell would I share my girl, because the sister need to share everything.
>>689779690
Technically only got bj, but still... apparently I should've know according to it.
>>689778966
>>689779353
Deliver, anon. Story time.
>>689778726
Not actually, she was introverted and awkward in high school
>>689779768
Seems like she'd be really funny once you get past the coat.
>>689779863
>fucking a dark blacko
>>689779732
Born and lives here
>>689779187
Viktoria
>>689778888
Nice waste of quads
>>689779992
Ok, she looks a lot like a slut from MI
>>689769615
lol, she even had an age tag. she was ready to go.
>>689770295
its not the issues while fucking them, dude. it's the issues that come after fucking them.
the saying "never stick your dick in crazy" exists for a reason.
>>689780106
No this one is from MI
>>689778921
anyone who wears aviators should be shot
>>689780257
>the saying "never stick your dick in crazy" exists for a reason.
Then you will never fuck a chick again
>>689780304
Agreed
>>689779171
I would never leave my house if I had that fucked up face
>>689780502
That's why god invented pillows
>>689780729
kek
>>689780304
I don't know about you man but I want the guy on the left flying, not this dipshit that has to rest his shades over his headphones like some kind of unprepared asshole.
>>689779406
Pirate's nightmare, sunken chest with no booty
also fugly
>>689780217
>>689780066
>>689779863
>>689779706
>>689779578
>>689779326
>>689779317
>>689779133
>>689779072
>>689778921
>>689778900
>>689778359
>>689777885
>>689777764
>>689777656
>>689776498
>>689776369
>>689776326
>>689775007
>>689774547
>>689773758
>>689773430
>>689771818
>>689771129
>>689770049
POST STORIES FFS. it means nothing otherwise.
>>689780905
I dig spanish girls though. Story?
>>689780359
kek/10
>>689775808
Most uncomfortable photoshop ever
>>689778900
is there more of her?
>>689771639
Oh... Dude... Why?
>>689781046
Fucks too many nigs
>>689769820
I feel your not actually autistic and you're doing this out of irony. I hope I'm right
>>689779126
Church really changes Dave Mustaine
>>689780729
Lel
This. After removed her clothes discovered that she was fat as fuck...
>>689781796
looks pretty skinny to me anon
>>689781390
No he actually fucked your mom LOL
everyday of my life
>>689773880
the seed is strong
>>689777885
>>689780992
>at prom
>she asks to dance
>says she's got a crush on me
>spend most of dance looking down her dress
>she notices and pulls me closer
>start making out
prom is in a fancy hotel
>says she has a room
>boner says why not
>sex is nothing special, but she's good to snuggle into at least
regret comes later when she tries to start a relationship for a whole summer
>>689768832
AUTISM
>>689778899
her face is alright, at least compared to this >>689778888
>>689773430
>>689781990
god damn that looks like some good pussy.
>>689771639
i have a weird fetish for fucking down.
probably because i have low self esteem and because it is so easy
>>689781990
Why, what's wrong with her
>>689782197
story godammit
>>689782197
Oh yeah bro, nothing is sexier than that hairy judas fatback hanging out while the air reeks of burritos and industrial cleaner.
Any other /b/ros sniff their Chipotle bag while they're cranking one out?
>>689782197
looked ok until I scrolled down, fuck her crotch is rotten
ur mom
>>689782688
Just cotton candy bro
>>689769960
>why would anyone ever regret fucking
I fucked a girl and didn't know she was on the rag. Put off women for about 3 years and I only fapped to trannies and traps during that time, so it gave me a degenerate fetish.
>>689782810
I always like my cotton candy with a tinge of piss and BO.
>>689769689
underrated post
>>689782197
stealth wookie/10
>>689768832
Your sister
She never called me back
>>689782197
here's some more
https://girlsreleased.com/?setid=63364
left.
her husband on right
>>689782925
Any pics of this place during the holidays? The interior of this house leads me to believe that mom is a beast at decorating. Is that house always too hot and smelling of soup? Looks like it.
>>689768832
this crackwhore
> ITT: a lot of people posting 8/10's and say they "regret" It to seem alpha and other people post actual regrettable fucks.
>>689782287
>>689782541
bipolar
she was cool on her upswing at least
>>689782562
op is lying. she's a nude model named hillary craig.
>>689783681
I fucked a bipolar chick for a while, she was fucking hard work when the meds wore off
>>689783714
wtf. its like andy dick and sloth made a babby. Is its hole on its arm or something?
>>689772632
I swear to god, thank you for making me laugh real hard again.
I haven't laughed so hard since a few weeks, have been rough times. But oh my
lmao
Crazy bitch and a fucking whore
>>689783224
So you regret fucking them both? Faggot
>>689778108
But d-dad why did you fuck Anon?
>>689783714
She looks like she's probably hilarious, or at least has some interesting perspectives on things. I wonder if she writes.
>>689783714
wtf u mean, 10/10 would bang, need to hear them orc noises, gets me off every time
>>689780992
>>689775007
She crazy
>>689774728
>fucking patriot
Of coarse you'd dump the truth tea in this thread
>>689768832
>>689783565
>implying theres anyone posted so far that's actually been really attractive
>>689780973
Fuck man, why? ;-;. Too soon.
>>689780973
Not soon enough
