new rekt thread
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new rekt thread
gtfo
>>689728317
Autoslocos.png
>>689729810
One of them survived
>>689731448
Yeah I can't find the whole video but one kinda moves a little at the end. I show this clip to noobs at work so they don't fuck around in the cabinets. We work with 480 volts mostly
>>689731448
No one survives nerve gas
>>689732258
That's not how you rob a bank!
>>689732444
checked
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>>689731932
It used to be on best gore. One moves around a bit then stops, but another gets up and kinda crawls away.
That would teach me not to fuck around for sure!
>>689732979
Nerve gas not as potent as once was..
>>689732258
There had to be an easier way.
>>689732258
>Hello, can you fix my phone?
>iPhones are for faggots, I ain't fixing that
>oh, ok. Bang
>yep, total faggot
>>689732444
Fake
Staged with a basejumper I think they're called
Either way, guy had a parachute and it was a viral advertising stunt
>>689732524
>that fucking hat
>>689732862
>kicking a grenade
either run or jump on it bitch
>>689729810
Did they got hit by electricity ?
>>689734556
Nerve gas
>>689735070
Can you explain please?
>>689732176
i feel so bad for the girl
>>689735169
it's a gas that affects your nerves and causes eternal bleeding
>>689735070
You're a fucking idiot. The scaffolding hit an electrical wire and shocked all of the people touching it. You can even see the electricity as you watch.
>>689735583
Are you insane? It's nerve gas pure and simple
>>689729810
Synchronized street dancing at its finest.
>>689735826
You're the insane one, you cunt. It's electricity that killed them.
>>689736000
You're not very good at trolling. Electricity Hahahaha
>>689736000
everyone should remember when that came out and the finding out the real background story of the nerve gas leak that the government tried to cover up
newfag
>>689736340
true
>>689729810
Fun fact: muscles contract when hit by electricity. Reason why they're holding on despite being dead alreadu
>>689735583
>>689736000
>>689735169
>>689733315
>>689733333
Checked
>>689732176
what kind of subhumane nigger shoots a father in front of their kid.
fucking cunt
Who has this fellers recent work? http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/06/14/man-who-reportedly-claimed-allegiance-to-isis-kills-french-police-chief-wife.html
>>689732258
>hey, my phones dead, do you have a charger?
>KYS, FAGGOT
>ok :/
>now what?
>>689732500
he ded
also, checkem
>>689732524
how fucking stupid do you have to be to touch that.
>>689731989
>>689735070
>>689735826
Nope, talcum powder.
>>689732500
What happened/What is that thing?
>>689732444
when a jew drops a cent
>>689737997
mongolian death worm
using its death roll technique
he was a trainer in training and underestimated the roll rate
>>689738251
I heard he later died of eternal bleeding though
>>689738307
I could see how eternal bleeding could be a problem.
>>689732637
FUCK SHE'S SCALPED. IT WILL NEVER GROW BACK. TOO BAD SHE'S CUTE
The best threads on /b/ alway seem to be rekt because graphic images are never displayed by the media
>>689738307
nope, he was uninjured
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article38281257.html
>>689732176
Oh wow... One of the lowest things I have seen.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=244_1344796488
>>689732258
He stayed standing and conscious for a good while, and that was a direct heart shot. I'm not too surprised since I have seen animals do similar things, but wanted to point that out. A lot of people think a heart shot is like instant death for some reason.
>>689728317
and thats why nobody wants them syrian sandniggers
>>689740245
I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.
>>689732356
Inejirō Asanuma
>>689740309
if you fall from over 20 meters the water has the same density as concrete for a split second
>>689739709
why?
>>689739709
Europe is fucked.
>>689740309
I was wondering when summer would get here.
>>689740537
No it doesn't.
More fat disgusting Americans getting rekt plz.
>>689740701
yes it does, use google fucking moron
>>689740703
edgy
>>689740537
>if you fall from over 20 meters the water has the same density as concrete
are you retarded?
concrete is hard and solid. water is wet and soft.
>>689740797
its water dumbass people jump into it all the time. imagine if the olympics had a high dive onto concrete.
>>689739453
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
>>689732862
the last guy was cold, he doesn't move anything.
>>689740701
surface tension, baby
>>689732176
>THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DEALING DRUGS LIKE ANIMALS HUR DUR
>>689732524
What even is that?
>>689740703
>Fat American Dies LOL.webm
>Fat American
>American
>Japanese lettering outside the elevator door
>>689739709
Did it cheat on him or something?
I mean maybe the goat fucker went full donkey.
>>689732948
the guy was like this ... ok fuck off
>>689733333
>MOTHERFUCKINGCHECKED
>>689740703
With Chinese writing on the side, I think not! Nice try!
>>689740309
Is this b8 or are u retarded
>>689741356
And Americans will still defend civilians being able to own assault rifles smh.
>>689741356
This is from a documentary.
>>689740901
>>689740309
if its so safe then why don't you go jump off a fucking bridge
>>689741312
It's a experimental euthanaisa/assisted suicide machine they use in Switzerland.
>>689741716
Kek
>>689741505
It's called freedom you subhuman eurotrash
>>689741375
ya we crippled
>>689741356
from the film 'zero day' was up on youtube
>>689736838
>subhuman nigger
you answered your question
>>689741375
It's not about nationality, it's about the mentality
>>689741716
Right..
>>689732176
>>689742051
>Too stupid to notice there's nobody black in the whole clip.
>>689740703
>"Americans getting rekt plz"
>clearly an Asian country
You fucking retard
>>689740912
have you ever done a belly flop into water and had your stomach sting afterwards? imagine that from a fucking bridge.
>>689740609
Goats and mules are prized property. Probably stolen, filmed, and killed by a rival neighbor.
Tim Kennedy told a story once how they threw a goat down a well because the tribe lied to them and caused casualties..
>>689740703
Looks at filename. Sees some sort of yellow speak on the sign next to elevator.
>>689741375
Dumbass thats korean
>>689728317
>>689741873
>It's called freedom
Kek'd
>>689732738
The conductor stuck his foot out, lol.
>>689740703
Nowhere in America would use those dirty ching chong scribbles.
>>689734556
Yeah. The equipment they were moving bumped power lines high in the air.
>>689733557
proof? not sayning youre lying because that foot placement did look obvious
>>689742485
they deserve it, doing some shit----> get back some shit from the police
>>689742517
hahahaha i never noticed that
>>689740537
O rly?
>>689738921
> never go mongo
>>689741356
more columbine footage pls
>>689742946
you are literally a fucking moron. Notice how there are water jets to break the surface tension? It's to stop them from havng accidents.
>>689743137
seconded
>>689742485
SIX FEET DEEP BELOW THE STREET
SO THEY CAN'T NEVER SAY SHIT AGAIN
FUCK THE MAN WITH A THICK BROOMSTICK
AND PUT A BLACK FLAG ON THE END
>>689740537
its bait to get dipshits like you to nibble.
>>689740703
only chinese build shit elevators. literally hundreds of deaths on vid.
>>689742891
why did that one guy run away? He must have known they were going to cut it's head of.
>>689742104
oh geez.......... "dont assume my race"
>>689741833
Context?
>>689741833
what the fuck is this shit
>>689740912
there is still something called technique on how to break the surface of the water...
>>689743556
Murican police doing Murican police things.
>>689742891
you know some people would scream animal abuse...... my excuse would be "eh.... its halal meat."
>>689743731
That doesn't help but yeah.
>>689742485
Just don't test the patience of a police officer. Every person has their breaking point and these fellas happen to carry firearms and are trained how to use them.
>>689741505
It's from a movie you fucking idiot
>>689741356
What?? i thought there was no actual footage online.
>>689744039
>these fellas happen to carry firearms and are trained how to use them.
>Not trained how to keep your cool and not stamp on women's heads or beat up pregnant women.
>>689732258
his stance says "this is how much I love you" as he's dying
>>689729810
damn nerve gas.
>>689744170
it's not real, it's from a movie or something
>>689744339
Yeah thought so.
>>689744247
As I said, every person has their breaking point. Trained or not, police officers are regular people and people snap. If you have a problem with a police officer (or anyone really) the dumbest thing you can do is scream at them or threaten them.
>>689728317
>>689744170
>>689744339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9XYvQufcdk
>>689732356
Inejiro Asanuma (浅沼 稲次郎 Asanuma Inejirō?, December 27, 1898 – October 12, 1960) was a Japanese politician, and leader of the Japan Socialist Party. A noted public speaker, Asanuma was unusual in postwar Japan for his forceful advocacy of socialism, and his support of the Chinese Communist Party was particularly controversial.
Asanuma was assassinated by a nationalist while speaking in a televised political debate in Tokyo. His violent death was seen in graphic detail on national television, causing widespread public shock and outrage.
Sauce from Wikipedia
>>689742946
dat ass
>>689744593
sauce?
>>689743194
>Calls someone a moron
>Doesn't know water jets are for giving diver depth of perception of the surface.
>>689742891
>Cute Puppy Gored.webm
Nigga that's a goat
Haven't seen this one around in a while, reason #1 to never use wrist ties on the bar
>>689739453
kek
>>689741312
Looks like a printing press.
>>689744873
This shit was on Myth Busters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyfZIb2bTIs
In a typicle pool, the water is disturbed, thus allowing you to "jump in" Diving is a little different. Yes, if you were to jump off a high bridge and the water was NOT disturbed, you will die on impact. Just jumping though, diving, like I said is a little different...
>>689745439
**Typical
>>689742730
look at the fucking video, he is pushing himself off the damn ledge
>>689738631
>IT WILL NEVER GROW BACK
are you retarded?
>>689739453
even ktfo, dude tries his best to keep his beer from spilling! lololololololol,!
>>689732176
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:QueenBohemianRhapsody_Mama.ogg
>>689745545
You know you have lost when you resort to correcting their grammar.
>>689742517
>>689742919
conductor was protecting him
trains have several areas where steel protrudes farther that the actual train
>>689745439
If you ever watch ski jumping in olympics they put green material down by the landing, so they have depth perception. Its the same concept. Maybe the water one is dual purpose?
>>689737925
Cancer
>>689745914
Eh, out of habit.. I corrected my own grammar, I posted that post and corrected MY grammar.
>>689743556
he was resisting arrest. the officer feared for his life.
>>689740901
>soft
>>689746105
Not really, that's why the bottom of the Olympic pool has cretin tile patterns for depth perception. The water JETS in the pool keep the water disturbed. Meaning, no matter how you jump in, you will not die on impact.
>>689740703
His last thoughts must be something else.
>>689739453
im thinking the beer gets credit for that KO
>>689746105
Most likely
>>689740309
this bait looks both delicious and inviting but Im not going to bite it.
>>689740245
If anyones curious for way more of these this is a clip from a movie called "The bridge" its a documentary about the suicides of the golden gate bridge. There are tons of clips and personal stories about the people who jumped and the people who survived (only one of which did) and the people who do the job of collecting the bodies. I'm sure you gorebros would love it.
I don't have any pics to contribute so here have a pussy
>>689739709
Remember that goat in Skyrim? The one you'd always shout off the big mountain.
>>689732862
>reinheardt puts his shield down to charge.
>>689740901
> wet and soft
>>689743381
Nice try faggot.
For all our newfriends: the writing is in Korean.
>>689741462
You nice try! Nobody is going for these baits anymore you cunt
>>689740703
>japanese sign
>japanese guy in wheel chair
>american
when did you had your last eye check, dude.
Fucking website refuses to let me upload this is best i can do
>>689747368
and this
>>689741873
Yeah freedom to die. You niggerloving cuck
>>689743951
Now that's something you don't see everyday!
Any one got any baby mutilations?
>>689747368
Wuh, h-how did this guy even get decapitated? He looks like a lifeguard, and still has the stethoscope in.
>>689741873
You're God damn right.
Also, we should make bad drugs illegal too. That'll take 'em off the street.
>>689747800
How the fuck am i supposed to know. dead guy that turns me on thats all.
>>689745245
hello newfriend
>>689740309
Summer has arrived AGAIN
>>689747800
Checked.
>Wuh, h-how did this guy even get decapitated? He looks like a lifeguard, and still has the stethoscope in.
Accident, he tried listening to a running engine for "knock", when the stethoscope got caught and ripped his head clean off.
His clothes too.
>>689748190
And the pope shits in the woods
>>689746589
w t f
>>689748300
Looks like the driver had an aneurysma.
>>689740901
>water is wet and soft
Dicks are also soft and and can become hard
>>689748111
>Gantz.gif
>>689739540
>>689739540
I doubt that was a direct heart shot. It was too far to the side. The heart is almost in the center of the chest. He probably hit a main artery near the chest, which is why he was able to stand up for so long. If he hit his heart it would stop almost immediately (because it would be destroyed). At that point his blood pressure would plummet and he'd pass out/die. It wouldn't be instant, but it would be a lot faster than that.
>>689742946
That's a 10m platform
>>689732258
>gonna be quick
...
>shit, this was a bad idea
>>689742517
nice detective work
>>689742891
Allahuakabar!!!!!!!!
>>689742832
>doing some shit----> get back some shit from the police
yeah! but in countries that are not retarded like germany they just lock them up and let a judge (who learned to find a good punishment) think of the shit he's getting
>>689741873
you have 328746723856 retarded laws and just because you are allowed to have fucking guns you actually think that you are the people with the biggest freedom
>>689746163
>>689746163
Meh, the pin only holds the handle anyway.
>>689733333
HOLY CHECK
>>689733333
I've witnessed quins. I have been blessed
>>689750425
This is how you do it, senpai.
>>689749854
fake. murder is against the law.
>>689750425
sorry :(
>>689736994
That's why I came to /b/ today.
>>689732176
Should've shot the mom. So they the girl could become a superhero.
>>689744593
>amour angels. com
that was a cp website
oh the good old days
>>689750548
>>689740901
>water is wet and soft
Kek
>>689740609
The donkey was raped by another sandnigger, so he executed it for adultery.
>>689740309
>>689751699
you son of a bitch
>>689747978
You need help man
>>689751699
waited for the end. worth it.
>>689751699
jesus christ. how far did he fall? 1000 feet?
>>689751699
god this was endless, but worth it indeed
>>689751998
More like 40000, higher even
>>689751699
>1.03 MB
>nigger please
>>689732258
kek when he just stands and stares
>>689751699
i feel bad for whoever has to recover whats left of his body.
>>689736340
This
>>689752381
not anywhere near as bad as the nigger who beats the shit out of the baby that spits up
>>689732637
she deserves that for fucking stupid
ok here a real one
>>689732948
This is what happens when someone practise a bullshit martial art, "earn" some bullshit belt after practising for a few years and then think they can take on anyone.
The other guy probably trained mma or some sort of kickboxing.
>>689748504
More likely an upper gastrointestinal bleed. Probably an alcoholic with ruptured esophageal varices.
>>689733333
>>>>>MOTHERCANCERKUTHOER
>>689751878
Dude im drunk an sniffing areosol shut the fuck up ill wank to what i wanbt
>>689740537
how come some people have survived the fall then?
>>689752381
This was a big story here in Ohio. This tape only surfaced after the kid died following a beating by his moms bf two years later. Cause of death was a punctured heart caused by his broken ribs.
>>689752795
>a bullshit martial art
>worked when needed
>>689752446
Ghost riding done wrong
>>689742946
>>689732258
>>689739540
He bet his buddies that someone could be shot in the heart and remain standing for more than a minute.
>two-time loser
>>689748773
The heart actually takes up 30-50% of the width of the chest of a healthy adult.
See attached X-ray image for reference.
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>>689743381
Y'all just fell for some pretty shit sub-par bait.
I guess Americunts are so eager to defend their nation of inbred white trash cucks they're stupid enough to fall for anything. My ameritrap is a roaring success yet again.
>>689733333
No easy way to check those.
>>689732637
When fuck machines attack.
>>689753705
>>689732258
This guy totally did not get the whole concept of robbery
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>>689747273
ive seen this before. did the man live?
>>689739578
this made me chuckle
>>689738921
>>689732948
>>689741419
>that walk away
>zero fucks given
>>689733333
I have to make a wish for witnessing quints. I wish i will meet my dreamgirl anytime soon
>>689748111
i remember seeing on bestgore or some shit that it was a shot from a G3 that fucked his head up dunno how the fuck they knew it was one but it was a large ass-caliber like the G3 for sure
good german shit fellow
>>689751699
>>689751905
>>689751998
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>>689752502
Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot. I feel real stupid at the moment.
>>689754088
America. Land of the brave!
>>689729810
that looks like a chill, painless way to go...
>>689740309
>>689745245
It's clearly some kind of small horse you fucking retard
>>689754648
I honestly have no idea but dead people make me horny so i like it
>>689740309
this i bait. same one as in other rekt threads
>>689742462
I'll use this for my next school project, thanks.
>>689732356
The guy doing the stabbing is handsome as fuck, no homo
>>689740664
>>689732356
The assassin was a hero. He singlehandedly stopped the spread of socialism in japan. God bless him
>>689747273
yeah press more buttons you fucking idiot
>>689732356
100% fake. You dont see the knife come out the other side.
>>689755527
>2016.5
>still thinking socialism is a bad thing
>>689740629
>Syria News
>Europe is fucked.
>>689744031
Why do these WEBM's always stop at the best part
>>689739709
middle eastern insurance fraud.webm
Destroy this fag pls. <3
https://youtu.be/73NoOjwAsrQ
>>689732524
anyone have the aftermath?
>>689732258
>prices to die for
