Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Mugen claimed
>>689661251
Who would watch that? Idk anyone other than mugi who would
>>689661673
I look everywhere
EVERYWHERE
Cutest.
>>689661783
QOTT: what if a girl you knew started to transform into waifu? Would you hit it? But if you do there is 100% chance for impregnation
>>689660562
The desire is getting stronger.
>>689660626
Yeah, I hope it stays like this.
>It most likely won't.
>>689660915
>The money got him
You just described at least 60 percent of the industry.
>>689660943
The others are shown. Bannerlord and all that.
Do you doubt my doubt?
Don't do it Shinoa, you'll never come back.
>>689661001
Probably just doing it ironically
>I hope.
Kek, it's a helluva fetish though.
>Best idol claimed
Claimed.
>>689661954
>girl
fuck you
>>689660943 #
Absolutely disgusting
This is why im becoming a wizard
Also claiming
>>689661938
You? Yes.
>>689661493
>Consensual rape is the best kind of rape.
I agree.
am here
>>689661954
How would my hand get a girl pregnant?
>waiting for Dio
>>689661987
>>689661910
Kinklord
>>689661987
And he calls me the degenerate :^)
>>689661954
Idk maybe not tbh
>>689661910
Moonpie would. Just you wait.
>>689661954
Sure. No escape now
Muhahahahaa
Dio-sama...
>>689662216
Well I suppose if there is such a thing as a fish humanoid's hand pussy, perharps there could be a hand dick. For them to make arm babies that will be attached on a crippled fetus.
I'm up too late again. Going to bed now, though.
Goodnight everyone, sleep well!
>or have a good day if you're not going to sleep
still here
>>689660705
That's still a bunch!
>>689660943
Yeah, I suppose so.
>Wish he would have said goodnight tho!
>>689662213
Wrong.
>>689662447
Cutie?
>>689662305
That depends on the fetish.
>>689662445
Goodnight my beauty! Have sweet, lengthy dreams of you and Renge.
>>689662481
is it really?
>>689662582
i think you would be looking for mizore with that nickname
>>689662743
Don't give me that , I only see the cute in you .
>>689661987
Very true, other than music i need more vidya to play, i havent seen/played anything good in a while now.
>>689662304
Ill even show some ghost feet since i know you love feet so much
>>689662305
Im kinda scared but i like where this is going. I wont make any money though. How am i gonna buy ghost sodas?
>>689662438
I read that like 5 times and still barely understand it
>>689662743
Yes it is,
Don't toss people on me!
>>689661987
Weird :/ what year is your computer from? My laptop is 07-08
Maybe
I'm already in this thread. What's the worse thing that could happen?
>>689661033
Thanks kind anon
>>689661480
Triggered!
>>689661493
It wasn't hard really. Besides knowing a few guys who do crossfit irl, I hear their program is random and you just give all you got even if you did the said muscle group yesterday
>>689661900
>>689662108
O
>>689662269
High thighs with a bit of leg showing between skirt and said high thighs are just so UNNNFFFF you know?
>>689662593
Would you be interested in men jacking off while ghosts through pans and shit around?
>>689662883
All the other ghost will hear the ooooossssss and awwwssss
You'll get all the cold bitches
>>689663048
round two
>>689662517
Nah, I'm always right.
>>689663048
Pretty much yeah.
>>689663092
I'd be interested in doing that myself.
>>689662213
>>689662517
>filename
>>689662883
No feet, torture, rosebud (seriously this is fucking disgusting), and we'll be good
:^)
>>689663452
Everyday.
>>689663048
Play some cs?
>>689662846
thats not true. there is plenty of other cuter things
>>689663025
i thought you wanted a bigger harem?
>>689663211
Not about this.
>>689661954
Well since I am a man and DIO is a man, then 100% of 0 is 0, ez pz
but if it's a rule 63 of DIO then that's a whole different story, of course I would still hit it, but I hate childrens and I would never dare to have one so if she were to get pregnant then I would simply have the child be executed, or dropped off at some orphanage. That is of course unless DIO opposes,it may be a rule 63 version of DIO but I would never dare to oppose. Of course I would just leave the child to DIO, I ain't taking care of no kid.
>>689662952
The interior of a hand pussy reaches up to their shoulders, where does the cum goes? I really don't know and whenever I think of that picture with the humanoid fish lady getting cummed inside her hand pussy while seeing the interior of her arm being filled with the sticky white goo, it grosses me out.
>Now on another subject, I sure do like this kid Dio picture of him wearing this nice suit n' tie
>>689663544
Name some for me now that apparently have gone blind
>>689663544
I never wanted a harem!
I'm shipped with Makoto.
>>689663048
Well it's true, for the most part
You'll find someone soon enough~
>>689663503
Rosebud?
Im scared
Also chicken just joined my lobby in CS:GO
>moka
>>689663720
Are you the other femboi lover ?
What is this "shipped" thing? and how can I get into it with this Tomoko anon?
>>689663516
As the ghost or the man?
>>689663092
>Make ghost moans, your mating call will attract other ghosts
I mean, its worth a try. Im down for ghost lewds
>>689663503
>Trying to hide your deep love of feet
You cant run from your true feelings forever mugi
>>689662249
>Thighs highs and ass
You're my hero.
>>689662304
But all of us are, just not as much as him.
>>689662445
Sleep tight.
>>689662883
Shoot you and me both man. E3 was pretty good this year. Can't wait to see more on Kojima's new game
>>689663048
I want to say either 2014 or 2015.
Then you need to trust me when I say I'm not.
Kek, you have a point.
>>689662304
Evenin' niggers
>>689663649
I never saw the picture you described before
i don't think I want to
>>689663943
Yes I am, and to be shipped both anons need to be very friendly with each other.
>Also you need a waifu.
>>689664118
>>689664222
Howdy checked nigger
>moka
This gorgeous sonova bitvh claimed
>>689664261
We can do that and even more given the time.
Can he be my waifu?
>>689664262
Too lewd!
>>689663588
Lies.
>>689664262
Oh this artist is pretty good.
>>689664084
And since you can't procreate incest is no longer a faux pas
>>689664421
You're a bit late for that.
>>689664421
>>689664261
You forgot about shinoas seal of approval and cristening
>moka
>>689663690
small animals children and most people
>>689663720
then why did you have so many people around you.
>>689663943
no stay away from that
>>689663992
The guy.
>>689664577
Although this image is fucking horrible, I shall still say
hooray for headless abomination!
>>689664084
Feet give me tumors lmao
>>689663936
Rosebud is disgusting
You should be scared
>>689664262
THEM LEG SOCKS THO
>>689663092
How about a ghost that enters your body giving and giving you the wildest fantasies?
>>689663167
HOLY FUCK GOOD SIR!
>
>>689663452
Oh
>>689663532
Fuck it
>>689663720
As shipmaster, I will back this up. It's my validation/confirmation by words. The pic will come soon
>>689663801
I hope so
>>689664118
NIGGA BETTER THAN ME! YOU SHIT WILL,RUN IT LIKE A NIGGA RUNNING FROM THE POPO CAUSE HE STOLE SOME SHIT
Mmhmm
All these sirens. Keeping us away from the 3DPD QTs
Claimed
>>689664262
Good god man
>shinoa
>>689664714
Hi Smug!
>>689664714
They sure are , some. depends on what they look like or what are they doing .
And why should I stay away from that ?
You don't wan to ?
>>689664897
>>689664468
Truth.
>>689664411
No, you can't use an anon, they are 3d, and you need pictures anyway. also yeah you need shinoas seal.of approval.>>689664582
>>689664714
I try to be friendly, I'm going to have to clear up.misunderstandings though.
>>689664820
Yeah, no harem. I'm just friendly with people, but shipped with makoto.
>>689664820
What are you gay? ~
And i've seen the exorcism. Didn't work out well for the woman.
>>689664863
I'm surprised i haven't seen more of her here.
hello
>>689665177
Ok then he can pick the image , is that a thing ?
>>689665094
Nah.
>>689665214
>What are you gay? ~
Nothing wrong with liking dicks :^)
>>689664554
>You can bang anything
I would, but i got nobody worth incest banging. I think ill just tap that fine ghost ass
>>689664720
Ill do you one better then, for only 3 easy payments of 19.95, i will personally come over and haunt you while you jerk the gerk.
>>689664762
You give me tumors
>>689664762
Why dont you just call it prolapse
I really didnt wanr to look that up
>>689664820
Is that a fuck it ya im going to play or fuck it like fuck that game im not playing that shit
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>689664262
Anon, I'm going to send you a fruit basket.
Based God.
>>689664820
Topkek/10. Maybe so. I had trouble running Snow and I know for damn sure that M&B is way more beefier than that.
You're not going to believe me, are you?
Maybe that's for the best. Sick of playing the brother role :^(
>>689664949
hi how are you
>>689664960
ive been avoiding it since like as soon as i was aware of it
>>689665177
i think that makes you people think you are cuter though
>>689665391
Yes.
>That's extremely cute
>>689665653
>>689665644
As always.
>>689665691
So that is a no to being shipped with me ?
>>689665377
I suppose. It's best if you did but tomoko could pick your waifu/husbando.
>>689665691
Let then think that then.
>Makoto is special.
>>689665391
I'm not gay, but i'll totally suck all the nice anons off. ~
But i'm not gay
>>689665411
Wonder if ghosts can age backwards.
Great grand mama might be a wild one.
>>689665764
Yep.
>>689665653
Im waiting on that 30s cartoon shooter, looks pretty great
>>689665896
>But i'm not gay
Yes, I mean, I would do that too.
No homo though.
>>689665728
Well yours is really cute aswell!
>>689665214
>Blonde Blue-Eyed with dat ponytail
>Body with great proportions
>Has her own high-paying income job
>Cucking Ed all day while he's gone as usual
If I were more into redheads I'd probably throw up Yoko. People don't know what makes good waifus man.
>>689666068
Then i'd cuddle with them in hetero fashion.
Fucking love cuddling with my bros.
>>689665032
You're a good man. You know that?
>>689665177
Someone said that the last time
>>689665214
Her mind was filled with evil. Not love and lust
>>689665644
Mama bear!
>>689665653
Snow? For real? A game that old?
Nope
I know that feel
>>689665931
No don't be like that mama bear!
>>689666068
It's nothing compared to yours.
>>689665391
Hey I only like certain people's dicks.
>>689665644
Hello.
>>689665896
>>689666068
>>689666377
Not gay unless the balls touch, as long as you say no homo, and or its a brojob for one of your bros.
>>689666377
>hetero fashion
y...yeah totally..
>>689666427
>>689665842
i dont think its a good idea to be shipped at all
>>689665875
well i guess cute is better than multiple ships right?
>>689666519
Hey cowbro.
>>689666427
Hey Shinoabro. Hey, I'm just being myself.
How are the both of you?
>>689665896
>Great grand mama might be a wild one
Who knows, everyone might have been a wild one at some time. It would have to be family ive never met for me to hit it.
>>689666068
>no homo
Those were the magic words, you can say/do whatever you want now
>>689666500
I like when you give me tumors though
This thread is getting homo fast and im liking it
>>689666685
Sitting down like that is another kypnotnite for me
>shinoa
>>689666519
>Hey I only like certain people's dicks.
Well I mean, me too.
>>689666377
>Fucking love cuddling with my bros.
Well who doesn't?
If you don't you're probably a fag.
>>689666493
Nah, they're both extremely cute.
>>689666817
You with me ? Its ok to say no you know.
>>689666878
best abyssal
>>689666918
>>689666904
>It would have to be family ive never met for me to hit it.
Where's the fun in that? That's almost like fucking someone you're not related to. Gross.
>>689666878
I'm doing fine tonight mama bear. Playing CSGO. How are you?
>>689666921
One is much cuter than the other.
>>689665756
They need to start making shorts with flaps. It'd be pretty convent for times like this.
>>689665940
>30s cartoon shooter.
What's the name? Might of missed that.
>>689666427
Hell yeah, got it because of the princess. Had to run it on low settings but it looked like a unreleased PS1 game.
Kek, that's fine.
Every time man, every time.
>>689666904
>This thread is getting homo fast and im liking it
How I see the events transpiring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXUdBTzN0ZE
>>689666427
The human mind can only be filled with evil.
Man rules this planet.
Look upon the state of the world.
>>689666519
Ah man, i'm gunna get you me and handy into the same place so we can talk about football, sports, hair stroking, and cows.
>>689666603
This guy gets it
>>689666904
We're all family here.
>>689666921
Ha! Hate dem queers last time i saw ones i made him exchange dick pics with me.
Pffff what a fairy.
>>689666427
Did I?
>Can't remember.
>>689666817
Yeah. I'll just have people call me cute.
No more ships tho.
>>689667288
Yours? Yes.
>>689667313
Fucking fags! Ah!
I be they don't even suck dicks!
>>689667510
Nope, not even close.
>>689667295
>>689667126
Thank you.
>>689667263
Good. Just lurking and chilling, as per usual.
>>689667313
Yeah sure that's exactly what will happen.
>>689667777
>>689667777
Checking dem abyssal quads.
>>689667609
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm right.
>>689667677
>Brock watching
kek
>>689666935
i dont know.
>>689667323
will you accept it though?
>>689668023
Why ?do I really need a waifu ?
Can you pick one for me ? and then say yes ?
>>689667256
There is only like one cousin id hit, other than that its eh
>>689667295
Cuphead, looks pretty neato
>>689667313
>We're all family here
I will bang every single on of you if its free game, ghost fetish or not
>This thread
>>689667878
We'll pick up some brewskies at the club and hit on some nice looking women too.
It'll totally work out this way.
>>689668140
This settles a theory of mine.
Everyone enters this thread sexually repressed
>>689667180
I like you anon
>>689667295
For real? Sounds like a high graphic game. Warband is like Playstation 1.5 graphics
Hehe~
But when she calls you best friend?
>>689667313
O
>>689667323
I'm sure you know what I mean
>>689667777
>
How long have you been in thread?
>>689668310
>>689667936
I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.
>>689668347
This particular thread? 19 minutes.
>>689668310
You can join if you want, or just keep watching.
>>689668315
Yeah, and we'll each get a different girl and take them to our separate rooms.
>>689668400
>>689668310
It's not pure enough for you.
My apologies
>>689668347
:D
>>689668522
I bet they'll dig the anime wallpapers
>>689668347
>>689668310
You know you like it.
>>689668459
I don't know, I'm pretty sure.
>>689668023
The cute thing.
I'm not cute, but still no ships.
>>689668347
Ohhhh. Wow things are matching up, I don't like it, I'm going to avoid it.
>>689668315
Thats obvious friendo, the threads are just fuel for the fire most of the time.
>>689668310
What is your stance on male/ghost jerking fetish?
>>689668618
Totally, and the next morning we'll share our stories about how we totally had sex with girls last night.
Mine, fuckwits
Reminder I'm still here if anyone cares.
>>689666427
grand-theft-waifu. give me trips god damnit.
>>689668664
I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
>>689668841
I haven't seen that picture before.
>>689668963
Hi.
>>689669028
re-roll
>>689668139
i dont know. im pretty sure you do. i dont i think i should. maybe i dont know
>>689668787
well you do wear glasses. those are cute
>>689669052
I'm pretty sure I'm right though!
>>689668841
>and the next morning we'll share our stories about how we totally had sex with girls last night.
Hey, I want in on this!
I love sharing stories about having sex with girls, I do it daily basically.
>>689668841
>Nice pic
Hell ya we will. They paid for a great dinner too i bet.
>>689668963
Yes you are
mavis claimed.
>>689669052
Hi, how are you doing Galks? Besides the cute debate.
>>689668478
Kek not what I meant. When you first came upon the thread
>>689668618
:/
>>689668660
Keep up!
>>689668787
So it's best to avoid being "too friendly" in other words with you pervert, stop being a pervert! Lol
>>689669028
Oh
>>689669113
Can you try? You can pick one you like
Or I'll try and I hope you say yes then ?
>>689667677
You're making my night.
>>689668140
Hey, that's pretty good. It's a nice throwback, haven't seen anything like it.
>>689668347
Maybe on higher settings but nah I didn't see it like that. Topkek, game play is better though.
Slippery serpent you. I'll never accept it.
>when she calls you best friend?
It's like shooting yourself in the foot and getting sent back to base only to have the base be attacked right then. It feels good for awhile but then it completely sucks.
Late claim
>>689669326
>>689669052
I've posted it before.
>>689669191
Then join us in our completely straight adventure.
>>689669253
The best dinner.
>>689669401
sauce?
>>689669326
Oh, how long has it been since I first saw /waifu/? I'll say about a year ago, almost two. I don't have a good memory span.
>>689669191
But you aren't.
>>689669292
My jaw hurts.
>>689669470
First time I've seen it.
>>689668522
I'm eager to watch quietly in a corner, Hols.
>>689668664
You know that you don't know if I know anything about you knowing what's going on right now.
You know?
>>689668618
What are you talking about?
Do you not remember..
>Oh, right. That stays in private.
>>689668820
Spooky.
>>689669113
Glasses aren't cute! They are medical items, like fake legs!
>But then Emi
Fugg.
>>689669326
I'm naturally perverted, but I can just avoid it.
>>689669687
It doesn't if you reference it, kek
>yuuko
>>689669497
Seasoning?
>Maki
>>689669629
Should've brushed your teeth more.
>>689669401
Thats what im most excited for right now, i have high hopes for it. As long as its challenging it will be great.
>>689669687
ill take that as a yes, ill hook you up with a copy for only 2 payments of 19.95
>>689669394
i dont know
>>689669714
glasses are so cute. medical or otherwise
>>689669687
You can have all the tissue paper you need.
Yay for stable connection
>>689670128
Why don't you know ?
You don't like the idea ? or you don't want to be part of that ?
>>689669401
It does. I'm guessing your computer wasn't meant for gaming?
And so did I at a time. Galky, vigil, emi, and some others sad I got popular really fast
>>689669419
M'smugger
>>689669469
Oh my~
>>689669520
Been out hat long huh? I think in March
>>689669714
You can always learn to keep it in, my dude
Ugh, threw up some more
How is /waifu/?
>>689670302
I think so. I'll never be able to figure out though, since what happened, happened.
>>689669687
I'll be with you in that corner.
>>689669629
Nah, I am.
>>689669470
Yay, super straight adventures!
>>689669687
I know indeed.
Not sure what, but I know.
ay yo
>>689670041
I can never get in the habit of flossing.
>>689670496
I strongly disagree.
>>689670128
You have a glasses fetish?
Pervert! My glasses aren't cute.
>>689670302
Keep it in I shall!
>>689670302
>>689670302
You did
>>689670250
im just not sure about it
>>689670658
maybe a little and yeah they are
>>689670127
It's been to be good. Most indie titles today have their satisfying quirks. Reminds me of Castle Crashers a bit, completely different titles so not sure why though.
>>689670302
Yep, same thing the princess said. Oh well, just needed a computer with a functioning key-board.
And they were correct.
>>689670487
Wew!
It's.. good to see you!
Mind keeping me company in a non-lewd way?
>>689670758
>>689671213
>Been
I meant bound.
>>689671165
Well now saying that makes me want you even more
>>689671276
I'm sorry hun.
I have to go to work soon remember?
How was your day though, beautiful?
>>689671165
>A little
Uh huh, my glasses are flat black, nothing special.
>>689670418
Okay. You good?
>>689670428
You're a "go with the flow" guy aren't you?
>>689670652
You get used to it over time. I bet your gums bleed when you do
>>689670658
For makoto
>>689670704
:D
>>689670735
Thank you. Please tell me maki is popular aswell
>>689671213
And a nice graphics card
>shinoa
>>689671713
Yep.
>>689671754
Oh whoops, I thought too fast.
>Seaport Himebro
>>689671476
Day went alright, tons of work, but I'm keeping up so far.
I know you're leaving, so dump a lewd for me, will you?
What about your day?
