Can we have an Omegle raid? for old time's sake? >Put
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Can we have an Omegle raid? for old time's sake?
>Put tumblr in interests
>make sure you say your name is Dan at some point in the conversation
>try to as offensive as possible
Post results if you want
>>689644166
bump for interest
>>689644166
bump
>>689644166
Bump
>>689644166
oldie, but still a goodie.
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lets do it
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>Your name is "Dan" (just do it)
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>>689644166
>689644166
104-2618057-9596241104-2618057-9596241
Sure thing
>>689645198
beautiful
>>689645198
>>Memes Google drive
I I see you have a pentium tab open. If your browsing computers for gaming, don't get a pentium. The lowest gaming processor I would recommend... i5 4-core
I love 4chan
>>689646284
I was actually trying to make the cheapest intel build ever lol
This is great lmao
>>689644784
that was a fucking mess
Stranger: WHat do u think of the Orlando shootings?
You: what shooting?
Stranger: the one 2 days ago
You: what are you talking about
Stranger: r u actually special
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: or r u from b
Stranger: i think ur from b
You: My name is Danielle don't take me for a fool, Dan.
Stranger: ur definitely from /b/
You: what is that?
You: /b/
Stranger: oh its the virus in ur computer
Stranger: remove it by deleting System 32
You: Lol oh stop it
You: anyway
You: have you seen that banana meme going around? xD
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i saw it on Tumblr
Stranger: tumblr is my life
Stranger: im a furry too btw
>>689648531
Excuse me but u missed the emoticons at the end
1/2
>>689649238
2/2
>>689649030
haha i lost it when u said "ur definitely from /b/"
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: You know
You: I was arrested one time
You: have you ever been?
Stranger: yes
You: See, there was this cop car
You: with a cop in it
You: named dan
You: I masturbated infront of him
You: and came on his shirt
You: I have aids
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: shemale
Stranger: kik?
You: demitransheterogenousdicorticoid
You: and I self identify as a train
You: yes
You: retardjewnigger666
>this entire thread
may as well have called it a cringe thread
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You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: M
You: yo
You: F
You: 14
Stranger: Age
You: 14
Stranger: Cool
You: u
Stranger: 18
You: kik?
Stranger: Snap?
You: sure
You: @thisisofficerDanJohnsonVPD
You: you pedophile
You: I will rape your corpse
>>689649331
I was expecting a much better reaction. oh well
Was there ever a time where omegle threads were about posting wins of chicks being whores?
>>689650766
This is officer Dan Johnson, with the Venereal PD.
You're gonna be the little girl in prison, faggot.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hii
You: Hi
You: What you doing>?
Stranger: oh you know
Stranger: trying to make some new friends with similar interests!!!! hahaha #tumblr
Stranger: am i right?? XDDD
You: Can i rant?
You: Need someone to talk to
Stranger: what do you mean? haha
Stranger: oh sure thing! hehe
Stranger: go for it o-o
You: My name is dan btw
Stranger: oooooh
Stranger: nice to meet you Dan
Stranger: haha xDD
You: I fucking hate squinty eyed niggers. They fucking steal everythin we white normal people own.
You: They rape everyone too
You: Like go back to your monkey farms
Stranger: woahhhhh
You: know what i mean?
Stranger: woah Dan plz calm down for a second hehe XD , i think we're jumping a little ahead of ourselves
Stranger: i mean i guess i can see where you're coming from Dan, but on the other hand. Black Lives DO matter? havent you seen all the activist movements all over tumblr?
You: I'm glad i killed my nigger father that named me dan
You: Al niggers should be sent to salt mines
Stranger: Tumblr has a lot of great inspirational pictures that help us, civilized people, enjoy one another
Stranger: Dan, please hear me out on this
Stranger: This means a lot to me right now ...
You: I hate fags too
Stranger: im gonna cry
Stranger: Dan please
You: Fucking queers
Stranger: Omg
Stranger: im crying
Stranger: Dan please.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: dan
You: yes
Stranger: what
You: i know
Stranger: who the fuck are you
You: gg
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IS DAN
Stranger: ARE YOU HACKING THIS
You: you know what they say, another day, another dollar
Stranger: FUCK YOU YOU TRIGGERED ME THANKS DAN
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: Please respect black people! BlackLivesMatter... have you no soul Dan
You: *Musim at a bar* Shots for everyone
Stranger: Oh my goodness Dan!
Stranger: DAN
Stranger: THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Stranger: so many muslims could be offended by that! Take that back!
You: Sand niggers
You: fucking hate them
Stranger: how can you say you like tumblr!? has TUMBLR TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?
Stranger: oh my goodness
Stranger: im crying so hard right now
Stranger: at your ignorance
Stranger: it pains me! Dan. i loved you.
Stranger: Dx
You: I blame the jews that run this country for one
You: I also blame that nigger in the oval office
You: osama bin president
Stranger: oh my goodness
Stranger: dan im leaving
You: 69
Stranger: i cant handle your stuff
You: 666
You: Heil hitler
Stranger: im crying so hard right now
Stranger: im offended and you should rethink yourself
You: "So hard"
Stranger: reevaluate your life
Stranger: goodbye Dan.
Stranger: goodbye '
Stranger has disconnected.>>689651085
>>689650599
dubs confirm
goddammit, I tried to be nice and now Im being too nice and now we're actually hitting it off. Should I keep going for the lulz or go for the nudes?
>>689651871
Go for the nudes if you're going to share. Lulz if you aren't.
>>689644166
Here's my first one
>>689651981
Of course I would share, Im not that much of a cunt. Going for the nudes
this is autism the first thing i said was cunt and immediately i got ip banned and porn ads popped up on my pc in full volume. i cant believe they started banning in omegle
lol i ran into a guy and he said he was from this 4chan board called /b/. he said his name was dan also hahaha wtf
Bumpy bop
>>689651102
More of this
>>689652833
fun fact, I was the one on the other end of this
I would participate, but my name is actually Dan so it would be a little bit akward
>>689652153
I have faith in you anon
Get danned
Stranger: hi
Stranger: name?
You: dan
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: i cant find anyone to troll
You: let me guess... you've seen 999 other dans
You: you from /b/
Stranger: EVERONE IS DAN
Stranger: yep
Stranger: and i cant find anyone to troll
You: well played anon
Stranger: later
You: keep trolling brother, look at the thread for a post of this
You: gg
Stranger: ima go find someone not from b
Stranger: later
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: How you doing?
Stranger: I
Stranger: I'm doing fine
Stranger: How about you?
You: Pretty... ok
You: I had a shitty day at work
Stranger: Aww man, what happened>
Stranger: ?
You: Boss was like "Dan do this, Dan do that"
Stranger: "Dan get off 4chan"
Stranger: <3
You: Dubs get
>>689644166
>>689652833
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: WARNING REDDIT IS TRYING TO SPAM SAYNIG THERE NAME IS DAN!
You: dan
Stranger has disconnected.
Second one
>>689653036
IM TRYING MAN BUT THIS BITCH WONT LET UP AND IM BAD AT CONVOS
WARNING REDDIT IS TRYING TO SPAM SAYNIG THERE NAME IS DAN!
You: hey
Stranger: zoot
You: i'm dan
Stranger: ;-/////
Stranger: this is so 2012 wyd
You: what's up with all these niggers?
Stranger: bih wyd
You: alabama nigger as free as can be to hell with the naacp
I had a lot of fun with this guy
1/5
2/5
3/5
4/5
Met another dan
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You both like tumblr.
You: what
Stranger: Hey listen
You: dan?
Stranger: dont join the army
You: ok...
Stranger: I was a LT
Stranger: they called me Lt. dan
You: IM DONE
You: gg dan
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
You: dubs get
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>>689654339
oh look. a giant penis
Hey shitlord, you can post that one, im just too lazy to screencap
>>689644166
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: just hanging out. here ya from , fella?
Stranger: Alaska, you?
You: danmark
You: i mean denmark
Stranger: haha nicee
Stranger: I'm a girl btw
You: doubt it
Stranger: haha check my tumblr out silver_rose_petals
You: im gonna need some convincing
You: what is it about
Stranger: haha mines like everything, i post nudes and other but it things i like; plus weed
You: nudes of you?
Stranger: yeah
You: could you post "dan the man" on your tumblr?
You: its my birthday
Stranger: what your tumblr first
You: let me get ya the link
Stranger: lol okay
You: https://www.tumblr.com/search/dan+mumford
You: here ya go
You: are you brittinay
You: *brittangy
You: *britain
Stranger: umm which one though
Stranger: haha no I'm Alaskan
You: http://danmumford-blog.tumblr.com/
Stranger has disconnected.
Didnt know how the fuck tumblr works and wasnt prepared for so many questions
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: whatchu doin rn?
Stranger: Listening to music, whatcha up to?
You: eating soup with a fork
Stranger: Quality
You: im out of spoons :/
Stranger: Drinking it would probably be easier friend
You: tell me a bit about yourself
Stranger: Umm I'm kinda boring. I like music, sleeping, cats, weed, tie dye, piercings
Stranger: Music is basically my life
You: >weed
You: quality
Stranger: Like I've been playing since I was eight, I'm going to school for it, always listening to it, I compose a little bit
Stranger: Tell me about youuu
You: my name is Dan, im a 37 white ex convict, i was in jail for 10 years for curb stomping a nigger back in 02
Stranger: HAHAHAHA FUCK WHATS WRO G WITH YOU THATS NOT EVEN A FUNNY JOKE
gold
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how are you
You: Im alright, feeling a little pissed
You: i need to get something off my chest
Stranger: okay you can tell me
You: okay, my name is Dan just btw
Stranger: oh fuck
You: I hate fucking hate niggers that are in my neighborhood. All the fucking nigglet children always steal my son's bike. I have to go to their fucking hut of a home and ask for the bike back from their fucking gorilla of a father. It fucking misses me off.
Stranger: that fucking joke is old
You: it's like not a joke
Stranger: its been going on for 4 years now
You: yeah, that's how fucking often those nigger have been stealing my kids bike
Stranger: i didnt even read what you said haha
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689652708
Haley called you out nigger
rek'd
Add more interests to get a better and bigger audience.
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, i'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
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You both like tumblr.
You: my name is Dan, im a 37 white ex convict, i was in jail for 10 years for curb stomping a nigger back in 02
Stranger: Omfg
Stranger: Fuck this
Stranger: I'm done
You: american history x is my favorite movie
You: you should read the turner diaries
Stranger: Gtg hoe
Stranger has disconnected.
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Stranger: Heya!
You: there are only two genders
You have disconnected.
New chat
The reason we stopped this is because all we get is other dans.
Damn
>Rejected
But I thought you were a gurl???
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey there ;) need a fuck buddy? m 23
You: hi
You: yes
You: pls
Stranger: asl?
You: 23/F/Ca
Stranger: can you fuck 9 inches deep?
You: I've had 12
Stranger: gag? ;)
You: nope
You: What are you doing right now ;)
Stranger: laying in bed
Stranger: hard as hell
Stranger: dying to make a cutie moan ;)
You: damn thats hot af
You: rn im strangling my nigger neighbours four year old child while the fathers watching
You: i just fucking hate the niggers you know?
You: all they do is steal everything, rape white women, and kill each other
You: we should start a genocide against the nig nogs, Hitler knew what was up with the jews
>>689656034
GOLD.
>>689655834
this is a great idea anon
>>689655307
oh fuck I'm the stranger, I'm still scalped you really got me !!!
>>689656015
>my name is Dan, im a 37 white ex convict, i was in jail for 10 years for curb stomping a nigger back in 02
>fuck off thats my shit fam
>>689656034
Fuck, that was me. Brilliant idea, though.
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: h3yy
You: Hey, Im Dan
Stranger: hey im jenn
You: Should I tell you a story?
Stranger: okay
You: Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
You: I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
You: First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
You: But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
You: Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
You: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
You: Did you like my story?
Stranger: wow that was pretty good
You: Tell me a story?
Stranger has disconnected.
fail
>>689656995
kek
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: what's up
You: nothing, not feeling the best
Stranger: why is that
You: do you mind if i vent it?
Stranger: go for it
You: ok, i'm Dan btw
Stranger: pleasure
You: I hate fucking hate niggers that are in my neighborhood. All the fucking nigglet children always steal my son's bike. I have to go to their fucking hut of a home and ask for the bike back from their fucking gorilla of a father. It fucking misses me off.
Stranger: fuck, what kind of bike is it
You: like a fucking black one
You: that's why they like it
You: fucking nigger color
Stranger: damn, i'd say chrome it up but you know they'd grab that quicker
Stranger: nigs love having those grills in their mouths
Stranger: give it a real color, bright white
You: lol fucking true that shit
Stranger: blind them with the white washing
You: thanks for the advice
You: Fuck niggers
I hope the stranger knew I made a Parappa reference :(
Kekaroni
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey, bro
Stranger: asl?
You: They call me Dirty Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689652153
How's the progress?
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Stranger: hey there ;) need a fuck buddy? m 23
You: I already saw you on the thread, faggot
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689658010
Danny boi
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey!~
You: hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: i'm great
You: and you?
Stranger: Stroking dick to midget porn right now
Stranger: So i feel
Stranger: amazzinnggg
You: TRIGGERED
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: im dan btw
You: yeah i know
Stranger: we
Stranger: are all
Stranger: dan
You: we need to add more interests
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i think we should have a system
Stranger: liek we type 1
Stranger: and the other person types 2
Stranger: if theyre also dan
Stranger: OP should have specified
Stranger: i dont like running into other dans
You: but we're trying to trigger as many people as possible
You: exactly, that's why we should add more interests
You: post this in the board
Stranger: no u
You: na
Stranger: then dont
Stranger: faggoty
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689659257
this is why we should add more interests
12f meet me on omegle maybe?
HAHAHAHA
i got a feminist triggered over the orlando shootings
TOP KEK
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It's nice meeting you guys and discussing things outside of the typical /b/ tone
12f meet me under the tag tumblr and 000 im bored
Just a prank /b/ro.
If u meat Taylor tell him he has a girl name
>>689660166
Check'd, newfag
I TOLD TAYLOR HE HAS A GIRL NAME
>>689660242
>>689660459
Fuckin newfag
>>689644166
put in your interest Lgbt aswell and bring up the orlando shooting to them for keks.
>>689660166
checked, and also "tumblr newfag" k
>>689660563
>I know you're memeing
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You: Im Dan
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Aha this MF was so dumb. Btw I'm a guy and 17.
>>689660594
Damn newfag
semi amusing
Ehhh its a little different he asked i played along
Same guy 17
>>689646576
>omegle thread for old times sake
>faggot ignoring rules 1 and 2
>whathaveibecome.jpg
>>689661344
kekked and checked
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You: Hey
Stranger: Je naime pas
You: Im dan
Stranger: Hey dan
Stranger: How about danny
You: Care if i vent some stuff?
Stranger: No go ahead
You: i hate squinty eyed niggers they always steal white peoples stuff like go back to your african farms you soulless fucks
Stranger: Okay well
You: FUCK THEM
Stranger: Totally knew u were gonna say something like this
Stranger: But Dan,
Stranger: Grow the fuck up
You: But it was part of my plan
You: cuz im dan
Stranger: Get a new plan dan.
Stranger: Thats rhymes lol
You: no
You: you fat curly headed fuck
Stranger: Thank you :)
You: there are only 2 genders
You: 9/11 and the holocaust never happened
Stranger: Dude actually wether or not ur joking any more, just daying shit like that should make u feel fucked up
Stranger: Common.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689660958
>>689660958
underage b&
Bump bc some nigger told me to
>>689661593
Forgot that you could save the chat from the site lmao
>>689660563
>>689660659
>>689656273
>I'm BOTH FAGGOT
lost
>>689650716
>underage b&
>>689644166
yo yall niggers need to find another tag, i cant whalefish with all you fuckers in here messing with the creatures.
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You both like Lgbt.
Stranger: Heyy
You: hello
Stranger: I'll be blunt
You: ok
You: ?
Stranger: I'm a transgirl looking o be friends with another transgirl ;p
You: oh lol
You: i got a confession aswell
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Lay it on me my dude
You: wait so your gay or lesbian?
Stranger: I'm taken
Stranger: I'm just looking for a transgirl friend
Stranger: So we can bitch about being Trans
You: hm
You: i just cant believe it.
Stranger: What
You: Omar Mateen missed 1. he was supposed to take out 51 not 50. Smh
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Classy
You: oh well he did Allauh a good service.
Stranger: Seriously?
You: ye
You: im muslim. in training to become the leader of isis
Stranger: You have problems. At least I never hurt an innocent person
You: are you even a person?
You: i think i killed one of your kind in skyrim.
Stranger: Bye you allahu- shitbag
You:Allahu Snackbar.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689661469
kek
>>689662127
Have you tried adding LGBT to your tags?
>>689662244
i doubt lgbt is going to get me any Epussy, if not more dicks
>>689662244
Body Positive might work too
anyone want to hear my convo with some 'pansexual' sjw?
>>689644166
OP here, don't use Dan anymore. Larry is the new thing
>>689662572
>OP here, don't use Dan anymore. Larry is the new thing
Green texting for attention
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: im high
Stranger: omg nice
You: cool u smoke
Stranger: no actually
You: you should
Stranger: i want to
You: you should smoke some bleach
Stranger: great idea
You: it will fuck you up
You: its great
Stranger: really, thanks man ill try that tonight
You: my homie dann did it
Stranger: damn dann a balller
You: he looked at peace
Stranger: i bet
You: welp im give that shit a hit
You: wish me luck
>>689662572
>>689662693
The landwhales are onto us.
use Larry instead of Dan /b/ros
for sweet emiliano
shit
>>689663168
kek
I call upon you brother.
Not Dan but something
someone explain these
Stranger: Hey
You: hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: M15
Stranger: 16*
You: so your gay?
Stranger: Bisexual
You: Dammit
Stranger: Why lol?
You: Omar Mateen missed one.
Stranger: ??
You: he was supposed to kill 51 not 50 smh.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: You are a fucked up person
You: rot in hell nigger faggot.
You: i hope you get gassed like a jew.
I guess he didn't like my name
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 12
You: f
You: ohio
Stranger: im 15
You: coo
You: names dan
Stranger: fuck you
You: y u mad
Stranger: go fuck yourself
You: y
Stranger: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NO ONE WOUDL CARE
You: lmao dude chill
You: so anyways tumblr
You: love that shit
Stranger: stop
Stranger: tag the tumblr tag off
You: I'm literally trying to hold a convo
You: so what triggers you?
Stranger: ....
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689664030
omfg
I like to troll people with reason
This is garbage but I'm posting anyways
1/4
2/4
3/4
1/3
4/4
>>689664524
Ally 2/3
I went for the classic
>>689664359
>>689664415
>>689664463
>>689664524
>>689664536
Nigga you can get a link when the chat ends....
>>689664524
faggot messed up my pics
>>689664612
shit forgot image
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hsi
Stranger: hai :*
You: I'm Larry how are you?
Stranger: good :) im emilee btw
You: cool, I came here to vent, is that okay?
Stranger: ya haha :)
Stranger: I mean I came here cos im horny so whatever works LOL
You: Okay, well I hate these fucking niggers that always try to steal shit from the store i work at. I call the cops and they fucking hoot and hollar like the apes they are. I'm fucking sick of it. I wish all fucking big lipped niggers would fucking get shot by the police
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689664415
>hearts before parts
My sides
>>689664664
tried to tell an sjw faggot about the 2 genders
>>689664664
>>689664659
thanks /b/ro
Kek
![cc3e902f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xgxZuhm.png "cc3e902f[1].png")
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: are you dan
Stranger: no you are
You: you blew my mind nigger
Stranger: topkek nice try faggot
Stranger: post this
You: fine nigger
Nice ryhmes
Alright, last one
>>689665512
Nice lmao
>>689665555
checked
dumb nigger jew loving cunt
>>689665555
>Niggerkin
kek, nice quads
come chill on omegle under tag 000
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Guy or girl ??
You: I IDENTIFY AS A NIGGER
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689665519
ayyy
>>689665833
tits or gtfo
>>689665555
QUAAADS
>>689666074
ayyy
>>689653619
underaged b&
>>689666183
fuck you
im using the questions from the kkk application form to start conversations with these ppl
>>689666602
classic
>>689665833
Anon's spreading lies, no one's on that tag.
Someone got triggered
Anon, you better post the Orlando "tragedy" question one where the other stranger got butthurt as fuck
>>689653619
>4chan twitch raid on youtube
>windows 10
>ms paint open
>kik username site
>/b/ open in two tabs
kys wannabe cringefag
only variations of Dan from this point on
this gon be a good night
>>689666099
She isn't going to show tits. Probably a trap
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: What's up?
Stranger: Just got done talking with a racist neo nazi so
Stranger: ugh people I swear
You: WAS HIS NAME DAN?!?!
You: There's like
Stranger: Idk he rambles about a bike
You: Yeah that was Dan
You: My name is Dan
You: We are all Dan
You: Dan is love
You: Dan is Life
Stranger: Fuck this man y'all are fucked up
>>689666901
no
fag
Oh.. I see now.
>>689667188
Ran the Man you fucking kike
I ran out of shit to say so I left
>>689667311
Fine, i'll do it myself
1/4
>>689668000
2/4
>>689668045
fuck forgot picture
>>689668110
3/4
>>689648253
I lost it at "whorethy"
tag 000 was getting trolled so im just gonna put 887 for a tag if u wana find me :)
>>689668158
4/4
4chans so boring man
>>689668356
I'm fucking dead holy shit.
>>689668562
>Update
Go back to Facebook summerfag.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hii
Stranger: Hi ^^
Stranger: ASL?
You: 16 F NJ
You: hbu?
Stranger: Cool, 18 F Cali
You: oooo girl talk B)
Stranger: Well, I'm actually transgender M>F, but
You: ohhh thats cool haha
Stranger: I love girl talk ^^
You: aahhhh same!
Stranger: My name is Danielle, what about you?
You: Oh nice i love that name
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: It used to be Dan, so that's why I changed it.
You: Ohhh
Stranger: I figured I had to keep some of the old me.
You: You're so brave honestly
Stranger: Thanks ^^
You: Do you grow out your armpits?
You: :)
Stranger: No, as crazy as it sounds, I do feel that armpit hairs are masculine.
You: Yeah I hate society telling me armpit hair isnt for women
Stranger: I get bashed for it a lot, but that's just me
You: Aw im sorry~
Stranger: I dont know, I'm just weired.
Stranger: *wierd
You: Haha same im so quirky
You: everyone at my school says so
Stranger: Could I rant to you real quick?
You: uhm yes!
You: Before you do that though
You: >>689644166
You: BOIIIIIIII
Stranger: Fuck
You: haha
You: Cucked
Stranger: Bitch fucking nigger
You: <3
Stranger: Made me waste my time
You: thats right
You: cuck
i just might
Stranger: HEY THERE MY FINE FRIEND HOW ARE YOU
You: desu
Stranger: DESU~
Stranger: DESU~
Stranger: DESU~
Stranger: DESU~
Stranger: PUDDI
Stranger: BRING BACK SNACKS
why is everyone a faggot
>>689664463
fuck it sounds like my gf
QUICK i need a fake link that will get this guy reported
or a really fucked up picture!!
STAT
>>689668762
Nigger
Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: The names Dan
You: either your a troll or your name is dan
Stranger: My name is actually Dan
You: is your goal to troll?
You: lol ok buddy
You: hey whats up
Stranger: I really love fucking niggers to
You: is that so
You: true?
You: lol
You: either way
Stranger: It feels good to fuck something more burnt that Bernies chance of beign president
You: rude
You: look at the first letter of every sentence desu
oh fuck this fucking thread.
>>689669516
kek
We should do a twitch raid instead
got banned for some reason went to the adult having a great time come and join and say youre John
>>689669808
we should all kill ourselves.
that went well.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: nice to meet you mine name is dan
Stranger: What's up
You: not to much
You: kinda angry
Stranger: My name is Nolan
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Did the dog get into the cookie jar again?
You: hey you know what i hate when you are trying to fuck a child but they keep screaming for there mom
Stranger: Well then
Stranger: Ur joking right
You: like seriously no one is coming to help you
Stranger: Haha very funny
Stranger: Have fun in prison
You: :D
Stranger: Good one m8
You: niggas gonna be calling me papa dan
You: cause imma be spanking dem asses
Stranger has disconnected.
Need help ASAP
Stranger: Dicker me down plox
You: WHITEPOWER
You: WHITEPOWER
Stranger: WHITE POWEER
You: LYNCH NIGGERS
Stranger: GLORY TO THE WHITE RACE
You: LYNCH NIGGERS
Stranger: We are the dans
You: ALLUAH SNACKBAR
You have disconnected.
We have a nigger lover in our midst /b/ros
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Hows it going?
Stranger: Not that great
Stranger: it's just been a bad week
You: What's wrong?
Stranger: WEll i've been dating this girl for about a year now and she just revealed to me she's black
You: That fucking nigger.
You: You are a nigger lover.
You: For shame Dan.
Stranger: NO NO
Stranger: no it was a mistake
You: LYING FUCKING NIGGER LOVER!!!
Stranger: i couldn't tell
Stranger: my name isnt' Dan
Stranger: listen
You: YOU COULDN"T TELL SHE HAD A BABOONS PUSSY?!!??!
Stranger: i'm trying to tell you somethign dummie
Stranger: NO
Stranger: i don't know what a black woman is like
Stranger: i made a mistake
You: Fucking a black girl is like bestiality
You: You must an hero.
Stranger: Look i didn't know
Stranger: she looked white
You: LIES
Stranger: she bleached her skin
Stranger: she had a nosse job
You: NIGGERS DON'T LOOK WHITE
Stranger: she wore prosthetic hair
Stranger: She bleached her skin
Stranger: listen to me
You: SHE IS A FILTHY NIGGER
Stranger: she put skin bleach on
You: HER BLOOD IS DIRTY
You: SHE MUST BE CLEANSED
Stranger: i made a mistake
You: YOU FILTHY MUSLIM FUCK
Stranger: please don't post this on /b/
Stranger: they can't know i did this
You: It will happen /b/rother
Nigger lover cont.
Stranger: They will NEVER forgive me
You: I'm sorry.
Stranger: i should have never told you
You: Throw yourself upon the mercy of our /b/rethern
Stranger: i just want to get on with my life
Stranger: jsut i beg you don't post this
Stranger: if they found out i ... was with a black they will be brutal
You: You must an hero, my nigger loving /b/ro
Stranger: I will never be forgiven
You: That is the only path to redemption.
Stranger: I cannot an hero, please
You: YOU MUST.
Stranger: I know hwere my Ipod is
Stranger: there is no an heroing
Stranger: just let me live
Stranger: i am not ready to go
You: Live your life in disgrace nigger lover. /b/ will here of this.
Stranger: i don't want to be an hero
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: don't post it please
Stranger: i will NEVER do it again
Stranger: plesae dont' let /b/ know
Stranger: Oh god.!
Stranger: i'm bunty
Stranger: friends call me bunty
You: hey you know what i hate
Stranger: what?
You: When the gay club down the street gets to loud
Stranger: lol
You: seriouly fuckin die you homos
Stranger: cool down
Stranger: what you doin?
You: jerking off into a pool of childrens tears
You: while reading the communist manifesto
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: im looking for someone
Stranger: What kind of person?
You: can you help?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: his name is omar mateen he was supposed to kill 51 faggots but he only killed 50 now i have to find that sandnigger.
Stranger: That's not even funny man.
You: im not laughing.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689670526
Flirt and ask for tits obviously
Stranger: hey
You: hey,names danny
Stranger: no
Stranger: unless youre danny phantom pls disconnect me
You: im not really danny
You: im
You: omar
You: i just walked into a gay bar and ordered 50 shots.
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger has disconnected.
still on 887 homies
>>689671720
How do I do that?
all these dan puns
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like lgbt.
You: Hi
Stranger: 17, trans boy
You: 16, trans femm
Stranger: how are you
You: Good, you?
Stranger: what does trans femm mean, I've heard it before but ye
You: I identify as a woman.
Stranger: so youre a trans girl
Stranger: mtf
You: Well yeah
Stranger: alright gotcha
You: So what's your name? Or what do you go by?
Stranger: my names elliot
You: A nice, I like that name a lot.
Stranger: thanks :) whats yours
You: Danyelle
You: You can call my Dan or Danny though.
You: me*
Stranger: pretty name :) okay sure
You: So where are you from?
Stranger: engalnd
Stranger: you?
You: The US.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I'm there atm
You: It's nice here but there's a lot of problems with our nigger and Muslim population.
You: Trump said he's going to change that but he's kind of the worst.
Stranger: lol you racist ruck
Stranger: *fuck
You: Nothing racist about the word muslim.
Stranger: dont ever call a black person a 'nigger'
You: I don't call black people niggers.
You: I call niggers niggers.
Stranger: you just did mate
Stranger: piece of scum
You: Stop being such a fag
Stranger: looooool
Stranger: says the lady booy
>>689672046
>Not knowing how to flirt with girls
part 1
ITT /b trolls itself on Omegle.
2
>>689672433
Better than repetitive trap and cock r8 threads, nigger
Stranger: I'll make porn of you so you can become rich and famous
You: my name is dan
Stranger: Dan dan dan dan?
Stranger has disconnected.
>>689672329
No I seriously don't. I've not even texted a single one
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hi
You: names omar and you are?
Stranger: cool, i am Jess
You: Damn i missed one
You: only 50
You: new high score tho
Stranger: wow what a cunt
You: nah but ill allauh snackbar into yours tho
Stranger: not even funny
You: im not laughing.
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
There are only two genders. Prove me wrong, keyboard warriors, if you're triggered enough to bitch without reason, that is.
Stranger 2: Hey
Stranger 1: sexes*
Stranger 1: hi
Stranger 2: There are only two genders or sexes
Stranger 2: Everything else is a delusional pandering
Stranger 1: and i can prove you wrong by making you aware of cultures with more than 2 genders, many of which have existed for millenia, and are widespread across the globe
Stranger 2: Nahh
Stranger 1: never heard of those cultures?
Stranger 2: There are only 2 genders or sexes
Stranger 1: sexes, yes (save intersex or chromosome/hormone disorders)
Stranger 2: Nope
Stranger 2: Only two genders or sexes
Stranger 1: you have never heard of those disorders either?
Stranger 1: back that up then
Stranger 2: A disorder doesn't make it a new gender
Stranger 1: sex* and i agree
Stranger 2: Nope
Stranger 2: Only two genders or sexes
Stranger 1: gender is a sociocultural concept that varies between cultures
Stranger 1: it's generally correlated to sex, and in some cultures (traditional Western for example) is rigidly bound to sex
Stranger 1: but this is not the case for all cultures
Stranger 2: Gender = the state of being male or female
Stranger 1: that's sex. in biology, gender is meaningless except as a vernacular for sex
Stranger 1: but here, we're making the distinction
Stranger 2: That's what Google says gender is
Stranger 1: right, well 1: Google exists in the West and doesn't give exhaustive definitions and 2: gender can be synonymous with sex in many contexts, especially colloquially
Stranger 2: Nahh
Stranger 1 has disconnected
http://logs.omegle.com/5bfdd0b
Good chat with a /b/ro
>>689673007
And another one: http://logs.omegle.com/33e7b36
It gets gud
>>689674399
>>689674441
>>689674488
>>689674528
>>689672755
Try to talk about sex. Then ask for pics and then gradually sexual pics.
>>689674571
Just counted to 5 in pics, neat.
Wtf in a chat i said i was a 12 year old and now i am banned anyway to fix without proxy?
>>689674658
>>689674649
What if she asks for my picture? (I'm an ugly mofo)
(1/2)
>>689675301
(2/2)
>>689674667
kek good going fag
>>689674870
Just politely decline or some shit. Do I have to hold your hand this whole time?
>>689674667
I used to bait pedo fucks into thinking I was anywhere between 6-12 on Omegle ALL the damn time. Unless it's a recent thing they added to keep kids off, you must have been reported or something somehow
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hows your day been
Stranger: its been alright
You: cool
Stranger: you?
You: its been good
Stranger: that is spectacular
Stranger: what are you up to
You: nothing much how bout you
You: btw my name is dan
Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Stranger: my name is also dan
You: no way
Stranger: what are the odds
Stranger: dan, you're my b ro
You: pretty good
You: what are your thoughts on traps dan
Stranger: traps arent people, dan
Stranger: nor are faggots
You: my man
Stranger: B)
You: nor are niggers
Stranger: you
Stranger: are right
Stranger: wait
Stranger: take it a step further
Stranger: nor are
Stranger: NON WHITES
Stranger: am i right
You: OHHHHHHHH
You: you are
Stranger: B)
You: my man dan knows whats good
Stranger: so a muslim walks into a gay bar
You: and he gets shots for every one
Stranger: mh NIG
Stranger: take care dan
>>689645890
Asian niggers always causing shit around here
>>689673658
And another one: http://logs.omegle.com/67b87841
