Adventure game time!
You find yourself in a musty basement. You hear the sound of a grate being closed over your head. You have a sizable goose egg on your head and a stinging pain in your side where you think your kidneys are (or rather, where you think they used to be). You turn around and notice 3 doors. These are the only obvious methods of exiting. Low rumbling noises can be heard from behind each of the doors.
[Roll a 7 to decide what to do!]
go through the middle door of course
Sony masterrace
>>689641111
holy checked
>>689641111
fuuuuug
>>689641187
7 supports the quads. Go at it op
>>689641111
Quads override 7.
Zzzz
>>689641187
You open the Playstation door cautiously. For some reason it opens inwards. You see a spinning flash of orange push you backwards. You barely avoid voiding your bowels in fear. This crazy fucking marsupial thing wearing jeans looks like it's gonna push your shit in, and he's got that crazy serial-killer expression that makes him look like he enjoys the smell of your fear. Or is that just the smell of you shitting yourself?
[7 will remain the magic number]
>>689641980
Sorry, takes a while to draw shit and the type it out. Promise I'll be here until the end!
>>689642079
go to the wii door sony sucks
fuck him in the ass with liquid shit dripping from your ass
>>689642079
open the other two doors too
Moonwalk past him
Ask him if his name is Sarah Connor
>>689642317
lmao
>>689642181
summer
Inb4 >777
>>689642317
You channel your inner smooth criminal and attempt to moonwalk past the wallaby fucker. Unfortunately, as you somehow managed to forgot, moonwalking locomotes you backwards. You have pushed yourself back against a wall, away from the void that the Tang-flavored koala bear manifested himself from. He spins viciously at you. From this vantage point, you can see that both of the other doors have mysteriously disappeared at the opening of the rightmost one.
>>689643094
Say go go gadget Tasmanian devil and do battle
Distract him by saying you saw someone nearby suggesting that he be gender swapped in an upcoming game.
>>689643094
ask him if his sister is nearby. need to put some cream in my coco
>>689643094
Let the monster rape you in the arse.
Throw your hat, ninja-mike style and say He-yah!
>>689643094
Great picture, haha.
>also counter spin self to bandi
>>689643094
climb the walls and exit through the trap door on the ceiling
>>689643427
Yassssssss
>>689643427
You begin to make lewd comments about the Orangutasmanian Devil's sister, causing it to spin even faster and even menacinglier. More menacingly. Having more menace. It's fuckin' scary. If he goes any faster, you think you might rip a hole in the fabric of time or some shit.
>>689643813
Reroll
>>689643941
thats our way out. tell him Aku Aku is a shitty name for a mask so he spins so fast he makes an exit portal!
>>689643820
get for this
>>689644082
Re reroll
Kick him in the balls and steal his clothes
>>689644131
Roll
>>689644419
Roll
Tell him the Tazmanian devil is a bettter spinster. Attempt pickpocketing.
Beat the shit out of the nigga and fuck his dead body while it remains warm
>>689644131
This but the portal leads to hell and you meet up with doom guy.
>>689643941
Teleport behind him
>>689644704
drop your pants on the ground and pee on him
>>689644704
doom guy will help us because we're not a demon
Use a patronus spell, that's a good trick!
Suck it's dick
>>689644819
and say nohting perssonell kiddo
>>689643941
Tell him he will be shit in skylanders
Wake up from your dream.
>>689644990
Roll
>>689642317
>>689642317
Try to stick my dick in it as it spins.
>>689644936
reroll
Ground pound his ass
Use your cock as a weapon
7 get
>>689645227
You wave your hands around, wiggle your fingers, and try to remember some Latin you learned in the one semester you went to community college, but it does nothing. Your attempts to ward off the mangopossum are fruitless. He becomes angry and spins even faster. His face becomes a void as wide as the one he sprang from, and you begin to get sucked in.
...
You find yourself floating in empty space. You can see nothing but vague, faded colors in the distance. The only thing you can think to do is to pick a color and start float-swimming through the void towards it.
pick pink
>>689645976
Take trans dimensional space-time dump.
>>689645976
disregard the consequences and proceed to masturbate
Suck my own dick to pass the time
>>689645976
Stick my dick in him as he's spinning.
>>689646172
Roll
>>689646212
Rerawl.
>>689645976
masturbate
Finger my anus on my way to orange
>>689646212
Rerolling.
pick blue
>>689646212
Roll again.
>>689646270
>
reroll
>>689646126
I agree
>>689646172
Rollin
>>689646212
Roll once again.
>>689645976
>blue
>background is half blue
>adventurer is floating in half that is not towards blue
>"zoom" out and he's swimming in the pupil of his own eye
>>689645976
[Follow-up picture since I didn't wanna leave y'all without a choice of what to do]
>>689646621
reroll
>>689646479
Pick a random colour then Vigorously jerk off into your new realm of opportunity
>>689646479
Now I want burgundy.
Pick yellow
>>689646479
The maroony colour between purple and pink
>>689646621
1more
>>689646479
Rub your hands together until they catch on fire.
>>689646479
red
>>689646377
No longer seeing him anywhere, you decide to stick your dick into the void. Or, at least, an abstract artist's representation of your dick. What the fuck is an abstract artist anyway? It all looks like it was done by a 5 year old. You decide to stop before you say any more about your dick being done by a 5 year old.
>>689646787
Lets gooo
>>689646787
winrar, op
>>689646377
Dubs including 7 tell our next decision
Choose to do nothing and float aimlessly
>>689646787
You mean pink? Fucking degenerate.
>>689646839
Try to rub my hands on my dick until one of the three catch fire.
Swim towards White master race
red for communism
>>689646839
>this image is now 1-dimensional
>next image is a thin black line in a white void
>the white void is 3-dimensional and has depth
Contemplate how you're supposed to swim in a void and fall straight down into pink
>>689647007
what
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>>689646787
You decide to direct your disembodied consciousness towards the generic Maroon number 6 color. Or was it number 4? You allow yourself to become one with the color, and your olfactory senses are flooded with memories of artificial strawberry flavor. You think you somehow sense a door in the nearby vicinity.
>>689647236
reroll
Go towards the sky blue
Bamping so it doesn't die while op is in paint
>>689647344
get naked and brace face first for landing
Use sonar to find the door
take a shit
>>689647334
https://youtu.be/qJxpa9plCfs?t=4m36s
This.
>>689647007
You attempt to rub your appendages against each other, but you can't feel or move them at all.
>>689647407
You no longer know what the color blue is. Only maroon.
[Sorry for no pictures yet]
>>689647344
Lick the door knob and contemplate suicide
This game is worse than Fallout 4. None of our choices matter, OP is just leading us down a set course.
JK, nothing's worse than Fallout 4
>>689647628
Reroll
plummet straight into earth, only to realize 80 years have passed
>>689640822
>Side
>Kidneys
Pull doorknob out of ass and do
>>689647628
>>689647643
most original shit i've ever seen, how can yoube that edgy man, i wish i could be like you
>>689647873
Some people didn't like it anon. It's understandable.
Masturbate furiously and cum enough to paint the maroon white
Attempt anal sex with the door
>>689647344
Rolling for a wild faggot troll appearing, preferably this guy>>689647643
>>689648154
Reroll
>>689647517
As you realize you're already naked, you also happen to, on your realizing streak, notice that the maroony-pink color has started to take a physical form. It appears to be a gigantic mouth, and it has swallowed all of the other abstract colors.
>>689647864
You never were that good at anatomy. Maybe it was your spleen.
do something involving your penis and gradually float into the maroon
Realize that the door is just a figment of your imagination and that you are a faggot
>>689648256
hurry up and take us to where we're going OP
>>689648256
Journey to the bowels of the maroon beast
Shit into the maroon mass
>>689648621
Reroll
>>689648256
Land face down in Sarah Jessica Parkers backyard
>>689648187
>>689648267
You meander over to the backside of the giant sucking maroon mass and begin thrusting your cock into its massive asshole. It rumbles. With satisfaction or anger, you're not sure which.
>>689648256
Meet an atheist down there
>>689648847
ayyyyy
>>689648139
That's why I gotta wonder.
>>689648769
Cum enough for it to explode from inflation
>>689648960
Reroll
>>689648960
This is my fetish.
Tear off your own penis
>>689648769
take the emergency viagra i carry around and grow my dick large enough to spread the anus into another portal
apologize for being so straight forward, and then wine and dine the giant maroon mass
Crawl into it's ass
Climb into the giant anus
>>689649366
This
>>689648847
The maroon re-orients its face to be facing you, and says to you in a deep booming voice, "OH, BY THE WAY. I'M AN ATHEIST, SO IF YOU FOLLOW SOME DUMBASS RELIGION, I CAN'T GO ON WITH THIS. I JUST CAN'T GET ALONG WITH SOME NEANDERTHAL."
>>689649453
Reroll
Offer a giant fedora to the maroon mass
>>689649577
Ayye lmao
>>689649505
Jump in it's mouth, dick first
Giant grows girly penis and balls
>>689649677
Ayye!!! LMAO
you crawl into it appearing on 4chns homepage
>>689649505
Finland will be 45 -year -old student teachers is 12-13 -year -old , has become tight after class one day to go , rain can see more of the breast nudism grow body hair look a little erect penis fuck off , " I tell you , OK ? " they want to grow red hair covering breast moist , but nipple " yes" in turn to rain go " I do not see the bathroom , and did not do , but the body that some say yes , " hearing that nudism is out , they tell me that the school was invited to the office " to stop or get more than a shoe "
>>689650045
kek
>>689650045
>google translate
>>689649577
>>689649657
As the maroon declines your offer, as it already owns its own fedora, you begin climbing into its anus. It squeals in surprise. As you burrow your head further into its rectal cavern, you notice a large fleshy mass in front of you.
>>689650045
would you mind repeating that in english
Stick your penis in the fleshy mass
Eat the fleshy mass with chopsticks
>>689650685
This
Ejaculate on the mass
>>689650685
Reroll
>>689650469
Eat the fleshy mass
>>689650469
you appear on 4chn.org and mootykins is your tour guide
>>689650752
Reroll
Eat it
>>689650469
Start punching wildly
>>689650469
Bite fleshy mass, a mixture of cum, blood, and mucus covers you.
>>689650752
Rerolo
>>689650045
roll, I think
>>689650888
Ayye lmao check em m80
>>689650888
Trips should override 7
>>689650469
try to find the clit cos u no its there
>>689650837
Your penis floats itself over to the polyp. As it lodges itself firmly into the chunk of flesh, the maroon bellows. It sounds like a wounded elephant fucking a demon. Time begins to rip apart again or whatever, you think.
>>689651330
Sing the time warp
>>689651463
Roll
>>689651330
seduce time by flailing asscheeks together
>>689651636
re roll
Try to see if you can orgasm before time shatters.
>>689651463
Yasss
>>689651330
go back to New York City, September 1, 2001
>>689651636
This
Blow yourself and spin the fuck outta that anus.
>>689651884
**Uranus
>>689651330
you then riggle free and evacuate your body from the anus and jump back away as the large atheist is about to explode and propel you at incredible speeds
>make the guy very small and the mass of maroon or whatever color the size of your pinky nail to visually cue how far away we're talking
>propel
Kill yourself
>>689652061
pls no
>>689652001
rr2
>>689652001
rr3
Tear off your penis and use it as a dildo to achieve anal orgasm
Travel back in time and kill Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, maybe even Sanders while you're at it
>>689652366
Reroll
>>689651697
As you slowly re-adjust to your surroundings, you discover yourself in a white void, being welcomed to the realm of time by a man who you can only presume to be Father Time.
You immediately respond by flapping your asscheeks at him. He does not seem impressed.
>>689651463
rollerino
>>689652366
This
>>689652526
Shove cane up asshole and sing the Jimmy Neutron Theme
>>689652366
Ravioli ravioli give me 7
>>689652681
oh fuck roll
Rape father time
>>689652681
Reroll
>>689652408
congratulations, here's your next president. should've stopped at donald and hillary, but you had to get greedy.
>>689652845
Reroll
>>689652681
reroll
call it a stupid retard then it cries then kills itsefl and then u say hehe xd and then laugh and then have a good time xD
>>689652845
Reroll 2
>>689652526
attack him with your ass-flappage technique.
>>689652931
Roll! XD
>>689652931
OMG! xD
steal his fake beard and gently caress him
>>689652854
Rollin like limp bizkit
>get ready
>a tear in the white void opens above the two of them
>a protruding black blunt object with a rounded tip is peeping itself into the void
>you stare intently while
>>689652526
reboot the game
>>689652845
Rollerino
>>689653071
reroll
>>689652931
this
>>689653111
Trips of truth
>>689652904
No, what have I done? I just wanted someone like Jim Webb or John Kasich, not this, anything but this
>>689653111
TTTRRRIIIPPPSSS
>>689653167
winrar
>>689653086
Roll
>>689653167
winner dinner
>>689653071
reroll 2
Xbox master race
>>689653200
Don't worry human. You won't have to suffer his rule very long. He has plans for your planet.
Not even your dubs can protect you.
continue flapping asscheeks
roll for nothing
>>689653167
A maroon portal opens up above you. A giant black mass comes forth, and it hits you. And right before it hits you, you remember something. That's your dick! Unmistakably. Of course, it's several thousand times larger than normal, but still.
eat the wizard whole
>>689653775
reroll
you poop on it
Kill OP so this shitty game can end.
>>689653899
reroll
Change the magic number to 8
>>689653912
A game is only as shitty as its players.
Or some shit.
>>689653922
This but dicke up ass, dicke says blast off
>>689654054
OP still needs to die
>>689654115
Reroll
>>689653993
reroll
>>689654115
Roll
>>689654148
Hey, I'm the one who took time out of my day to try to entertain some strangers on the internet for no benefit of my own. Shoot me, right?
>>689653993
Please
>>689654338
Rererte\ettetetdtdudhdhdjReroll
jump on dick, and it goes back up and a time paraqdox happens with your penis and you going back inside the blob
>>689654431
It wouldn't change anything
>>689654567
FUCK ME
>>689654567
how come the messed up ones always win
>>689654589
Yeah but different number would be nice
>>689653772
Fuck the black mass dick
Change the magic number to 689654752
>>689654817
Faggot
>>689654817
well... shit
>>689654567
You decide to start riding your own giant cock. Well, past/future/present you's giant cock. Either way, it's fucking huge. As the cock is pulled back into the fleshy mass, Father Time begins to spew blood out of his every orifice. You don't think that this was the best idea.
You've created a time paradox. Didn't you ever play Metal Gear Solid?
Regardless, you, and the universe, are dead.
GAME OVER
>>689654817
whelp, gg
>>689655009
Mew thread
amazing ending 10/10
>>689655009
new thread
>>689655009
you realize it was a dream and father time trolled you, he offers you a blue or red pill to go back into the blob.
Game over? Why not restart game?
this thread
>>>/trash/
>>689655302
reroll
>>689655133
I would, but honestly, I'm tuckered out. It was fun, though. Thanks to all of y'all who participated and made my life drawing this bullshit a living hell. This isn't the first time I've done this, though, and I'm sure it won't be the last. Maybe one of you will see me around on another post. Until then, though.
>>689655251
Back to the doors fuck the blob
>>689655506
I mean, if someone else wants to take the reigns, by all means. But I'm out.
if trips game gets restarded
>>689643941
Tell him his remaster is going to suck shit
>>689655009
this thread sucked. OP, i dub thee "Sir Prancelot of Faggington".
>>689656835
It sucked because the suggestions were cancer and OP wanted to follow them, fuckface
>>689656835
>>689657574
>age
>-----
>you
>>689655009
reload
