>your age
>how many partners have you had
inb4 sex is overrated (it is)
>>689605779
23
7
(totally isn't)
>>689605779
25
5 partners, 3 were in the last 2 weeks, i started using dating sites like pof and meetme.
>23
>probably in the forties by now, suck dick for a living so lost track
Good sex isn't overrated.
30 years old and ~20 chicks.
That's including 10 years worth of relationships
39
1
>>689606185
When I was using pof I was like 3 for 4 girls having sex within the first couple meet ups. Some the very first time met.
>>689605779
23
3
>>689605779
21
1
19
2
27
25+ partners
>20
>1- half of year relationship with chubby 8/10
ended today
>>689605779
>21
>2
it's not if you do this with one girl
i am getting married the next year, yet never got enough of her (2 yrs on, 3-6 times a month)
Underage b&, 2
26
3 vaginal intercourse, +1 oral (relationship never progressed)
It's not overrated if the girl is hot or you really wanna do it with her. Only overrated when the passion is gone or if she isn't adventurous at all.
30
56 partners
>>689605779
26,
Does prostitutes count?
If not, then 2, unless you count that handjob then 3
31
0
I freak out when people touch me
18
3 and one more that i've done sexual acts with
>>689605779
>30
>0
still waiting for my complimentary robe and wizard hat
>>689605779
24
7
>>689605779
26
5
Current GF is a solid 10
18
1
it ain't
27
80+
get tested every 3-6 months, really need to wear condoms more often
>>689605779
Age 40
Somewhere around 90-100
Never had a threesome
Been married 11 years, only cheated 3x
Most of the chicks I banged were when I was 21-28 years old.
>>689605779
23
12
>>689606399
damn that's sad
>>689605779
age: 24
partners: 4
and yes, its overrated
26
11
19
1
>>689605779
>22
>none
Oh God, pls kill me.
40
about 300; if you count oral (performed on me)
pro tip - become a lighting director at a large nightclub....
>>689606845
Post pic to see if rating holds up
>>689605779
38
0
>21
>3 partners
One was my girlfriend in high school for a year. The other two were short flings that never turned into anything.
I just really want to find someone to be in a relationship. I want love, man. But everyone where I live doesn't want anything serious or will just waste your time by only texting you until it fizzles out. It's lame.
>>689608187
That's because you don't know how to do it right...
18
0 (fore play but no home run feelsbadman)
3
1
Just lost my virginity the other day.
25
9
21
I think 31 different girls, but my memory is a bit blurry on a few of them so I feel like there's been more.
19
2
First when I was 14 then got into a relationship the next year and been together ever since
>>689606549
Nice try POF.
>>689605779
>20
>0
Feels bad man.
>>689608294
Same. Sucks because in school I turned puss down because how I was raised. Now I just don't go out so I can't get anything.
27y old
0 grills
age 28
between 80-120
Underage b&
1 oral
>22
>7 (3 of them were my gf soo i had alot of sex with them)
sex aint overrated if you know what youre doing
25
0
>an hero in a few years
>>689605779
18
0
>sauce ?
50
495
28, 5, trying for 8 more by the end of the year.
>>689605779
22
1
I waited till marriage for sex.
24
1
Over 6 years in a relationship and get puss every 2 or 3 days she's not on the rag
never thought about cheating cuz puss is puss
>>689609055
Are you gay?
>>689609585
Cuck
>>689608139
Not really if you think about it. It could be 0
>>689609690
I don't enjoy watching other men have sex with my wife.
>>689605779
39
46
sigh
>>689605779
>25
>3
>I'm in my second long term relationship and held myself a fuckbuddy after the first one ended
>saying sex is overrated is like admitting that you suck at it. anyone who ever had a good fuck can confirm.
>pic related
18 on 15 now hope to bumb up those numbers in coming years life is good
>>689610272
I mean yeah, best i had lasted three hours while high as a kite, still wasn't worth dealing with that fucking woman
>>689608430
It's not only where you live. This shit is on a global scale. Long term relationship are more rare today. Blame feminists and ''strong women'' who believe it's ok to have had over 30 partners in their lifetime. Btw most posts here are fake. You seem like a nice guy.
The real average is about 7 partners over a lifetime for a male. It's about 4 for women. Just sayin so there's isnt some kid that is going to kill himself seeing the stats here.
49-
155-160
30
18 girls 5 relationships
2 tranns
4 men
39
2 (married the girl I lost my virginity to, divorced because of the second girl)
Yeah, sex is kind of overrated.
>>689610582
Was she a prostitute?
>18
>0
plz kill me
>>689610272
You're 25 idiot, of course sex is awesome. You'll say sex is overrated when your dick won't be able to stand on its own believe me.
I'm 36.
I have kept track since my 20s but its probably 70 - 80 by now.
>>689610609
Back to Re ddit
>>689605779
20
0
Idk, I'm kind of afraid of sex.
>>689611046
No just a woman i had a long term relationship with
>>689605779
20
kissless virgin
>>689611183
>you're 25 idiot, of course you enjoy food
>you'll say it's overrated when you're a decaying corpse that can't digest things and everyone laughs when you try
skeletor detected
24 yearsold
32 partners.
dane-fag
>>689610219
...
42 women
3 men
1 trap
9 long term relationships (1 year+)
married/divorced
been mono/poly/open
long term sex and love addiction
10
69
I also hav 10 inch long peepee it is very long and wet
>>689605779
20
2
23
17
>>689611554
>you're 25 idiot, of course you enjoy food
That's not how biology works, /b/ro.
25
30
>21
>4
3 were virgins, including current partner
feels good man
>>689605779
18
6
Depends who you fuck, and hope you don't end up with an itch
36 Years old
19 women
2 men
I like pussy for sure, but a cock is nice once in a while.
>>689605779
41-6 or 7, 3 of them were threesomes with my wife
>>689608600
how's the Islamic wave treating you over there in Europe
25/f
7 people, all of which I dated over the course of the last 10 years.
My current guy and I go at an average of 26 times/month, without exaggerating. We're both nerds and like to keep track of the data.
25
5
Guys with 0 or 1, I know you don't get out much, but at least try socializing online. Facebook is an okay way to do it as long as you're not being a sperg creeper and saying autistic shit like "mi'lady".
27
23
5 more i could have banged but chose not to
>>689608360
dis. we love the chubs
Age 21; 7 girls. I didn't get my first kiss until I was 18. Not even mad.
>>689605779
I'm 37. I've fucked 9 women. If we include oral, anal, vaginal, and messing around sexually? I've been with a total of 21. I only count the 9 though because that was full on sex.
>>689605779
35
2 hookers, 1 girlfriend for 5 years, and now a wife since 4 years
>>689612129
facebook is the worst way to get laid. I made a tinder 4 days ago and already fucked one girl. Just use tinder. I'm not even that good looking tbh
>>689608777
go out then or maybe hit up some hobby. what i heard from someone who i trust to know this, is just hitting up girls straight and making it clear that you would fuck them. many will turn away from you, but maybe one will stick. i am not the kind of person to try that though.. maybe one day
23 yo
9 women, one Married woman, one black girl, one asian, one colombian, one Chilean, one russian, one Iranian and some white bitches
Gotta hit the world tour up fam.
No Condomz
(I'm White)
24
11
>>689610609
Damn, that makes me feel better to know I'm not the only one in this boat then. lol You seem cool too. Though I wasn't taking it that far. I know people lie on here to seem cool or some shit. lol
But that really is it. Girls feel like its better just to fuck and not get caught up cause dumbness think its cool to fuck and dip, further building up walls.
I won't say its not my fault. Ever since my first relationship, I've gotten real close to girls and then shyd away out of fear of past resentment with my ex. Its been YEARS and I'm over her. Its just. I don't know. Something subconscious.
And the flings just sucked. I wanted to be with them but they didn't return the favor for one reason or another. Further building my wall.
Now its just weird. I don't really get infatuated with, well, anyone anymore. Im just numb when I get a match on tinder or meet someone new. I can't feel love. Kind of frightening. Its probably gonna be a while before I finally find the girl I've been searching for..
20
2
It fully depends on the person. If it's good, it's good. When it's bad, if it's bad, it's bad.
>>689612202
Oh fuck wait I'm 22, my birthday was last month
>>689605779
>18
>2
Lost my virginity in freshman year. Dumped her to get with this hot ecuadorian girl, also found out I'm attracted to really small girls. Been with her since freshman year.
Pic related.
>>689605779
24
37
39
Only 6, have been married 10 years, was in long term relationships before I was married and I was getting sniz on the reg so didn't care about getting with other girls
>>689605779
30.
I literally have no idea.
If I had to guess I would say around 75
>>689611554
Your libido decreases after a certain age. Faggot.
>>689605779
25
30+ partners
33
98 women
multiple threesomes
I'm fat and have 3 kids.
>22
>1
>>689612202
Dude. Woah. That chick is phenomenal. Name?
>>689612843
>3 kids at 33
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hope you had your fill because you decided to commit suicide early.
>>689612111
tits or gtfo also checked
>>689605779
31
13
>>689612346
I never used a dating site, just going by experience. If Tinder is more likely to get these chaps laid, more power to you.
23
12 chicks (could forgot about some, cause around half was one-night stands or realy short realations)
Sex is not overrated, just depends how you fit with your partner. Sometimes something is just not working, thats all. Maybe try something new :P
>20
>5 all the way
>8 or 9 when it comes to fondling, touching, etc.
I regret 2 of the five so I usually tell people 3
29
13, 8 of which were trans
18
54
>inb4LIAR
honestly lads, idgaf
>>689613013
33 is not early kid, if you're in your 20 you should already start to think about it
>>689605779
51
30+
>>689613316
name them faggotliar
>>689608430
Dude, listen.
> everyone where I live doesn't want anything serious or will just waste your time by only texting you until it fizzles out
This is bullshit. This is YOUR fault, not women's fault. I refuse to text a girl more than (essentially) "hey let's meet up." Then we either meet or we dont and I move on from there. If we meet, I make it clear I'm interested in her while being vulnerable and non needy. You cannot do that over text, period.
Whats more likely, that ALL girls in your area are fucked up, or just you?
>>689613316
cool story faggot
>>689613400
no thanks cuck
>>689612981
No idea sorry mate
>>689613316
Were you kidnapped and kept as a child-porn slave?
>>689605779
30
11
>32
>22
>>689605779
25
2
had sex before first kiss.
>>689608294
same, somehow lost interest in real people
>>689613541
Sure, stay alone forever and realize that you wasted your life since the goal of life is to reproduce. Or be a parasite, whatever. But know that you're a bad person.
>18
>0
>Friends: 1 but fading away
>;_;
27 yrs old
50 on the dot, in the drop top
>>689605779
27
-1
I count this as -1, because she refused when I have got naked. Pretty awkward. No penetration though.
>>689613491
You have a very valid point. I think I need to look in the mirror at myself. I guess it is me that sort of drags the texting along without initiating hanging out.. I just, Idk, get cold feet that they won't like me for who I am. Ive been having bad confidence issues the past few month.
23
4
3 partners, and one three-way
>>689613830
this is so funny and sad
20 (almost 21)
4, all virgins
it depends who you're doing it with
>>689613734
Same here. Hookers don't want kissy-kissy :(
>52
>1
>23
>3 (first at 15)
>>689605779
19
5
>>689613552
Haha Its chill.
>saved
20
3
>>689613818
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>689605779
18
0
>>689612129
im at a 2, i just don't see the point anymore if all im getting into a relationship for anymore is sex why get in one? I dont ever want to get married but most women do and thats not a territory i want to walk into, i also dont like hookup culture but im trying to adapt to it.
>>689614099
takes one to know one
>>689605779
23
3
>>689613484 >>689613528 >>689613580
lol no i just happen to have got into sports when i was 16, which made my work with RSD so much more effective, shit, 50 in the past 18 months
>>689614123
same
19
5
>>689613939
Neither do high school classmates that you aren't in a relationship with.
21 about 35-40 not including prostitutes or strippers
>>689614309
are you a supreme gentleman?
>>689614161
If you want a relationship but don't want marriage(not saying you're wrong for it) women take that as you being a dead end that they have no future with. Some are just total sluts and will fuck you even if you just ignore them afterwards. I'm currently in a relationship of 3 years so far after having a q.t. fall in love with me over facebook and move out to live with me. Just had a baby girl and we plan on getting married. I think you'll want to be married one day, anon. Just gotta stay positive and at the very least "appear" confident.
>>689608314
How do you get time for pussy if you too busy making them lights flash on par with the beat dropping
>>689614512
condoms?
>>689613886
Every text you send is one step closer to the friend zone. Trust me dude, no girl ever looked at some clever text and was like "woah, he's so sexy and attractive! he totally won me over."
Meet girls. Be awkward, have bad dates, it's fine. When you finally come across one who does like you, and you will, it will make you feel good/ validated and your confidence will go up.
And don't ask to hang out. Tell her you want to take her on a date and pick the time and place.
19
12 or 13 (one time I was super drunk and idk if we actually did it or not)
>>689614276
Not anon but that makes no sense
justsaying.jpg
>>689605779
26
~30 partners
>>689610351
Tips brah? 18 here too
25
2
Why?
Probably for lack of game, due to lack of trying.
Working on it.
My sex life is the only lacking part of my life lately.
age 20, male
partners 27
inb4 joking, herpes, slut
>>689610853
Nice ratio bro
>>689614497
But they don't care being fucked? It's a hooker I was talking about, she's paid for that.
>>689610853
Which group felt best?
16
5
>>689614637
Normally don't use them only for the prostitutes and strippers
faggots. kissless in the 18+? How? Fucking HOW?
>>689614686
whatever floats your boat
>>689614831
the men. only a man knows how to hit your prostate in the perfect way
>>689614669
>dito
be masculin. bitches loves masculin guys.
>>689605779
>27
>11, but in the midst of a massive dry spell.
No, it totally isn't.
>>689614906
Don't judge people on that man, everyone's life is different. I had mine at 13 but I don't expect everyone to be the same
>>689614669
Todays the day I do this. No more sitting around feeling sorry for myself that I'm lonely. Time for some bad dates. lol Thanks, anon.
it's funny to read numbers like 50,100 etc. when i have problems with telling names of all girls i had sex with and it will be "just" 12 (that i remamber), what is anyway quite high number in country where i live ;d In general, most people i know are not very sexual active.
Very poor trolling or quite low self esteem, that you need to keep counting ;d I stopped playing this game of "counting chicks i fucked" after 5, when i realised that i'm at least enough atractive to have no problem with finding girl for sex. Anyway sex with some kind of emotions or even better, in a relationship is much better than one-night stands or just "fuck friends"
>>689613491
This is fucking gold my bro. And everything you stated is true. By non needy and vulnerable I'm assuming you say what you feel and don't form around your fear or conforming to her opinion.
>>689614563
lmfao wtf? jesus christ no, that shit doesn't work for shit. i was just incredibly reclusive
man easiest shit is to just show the girl that your comfortable with other girls
>>689613822
Join a club or some shit brah
>>689615194
holy fuck how new are you
>>689614906
I live in a small town and if my sister hadn't been born I would've been a virgin at 25. Everyone is different, don't be so judgemental.
>>689605779
26
3
sex isn't overrated dweeb
Didn't the mods just kill this thread?
>>689614669
How do you initially meet all the girls? Social media, or approaches?
31
15
>>689614855
yeah of course, only prostitutes and strippers have aids
>>689615405
Hold the door open for them and give them a gentleman's tip.
>>689614847
Nice bro.
But MODS
>>689615260
this guys srs? age and number not just number you fucking autist
>>689615094
Also you can try a little "risk" game.
Just tell girl you want to fuck. If it's not emotional, you have nothing to lose. Also from my expirience i know, that many girls want to fuck just like man do, so many are comfortable with "fuck friends" idea... Depends when you live tho...
>>689615217
Someone said exactly this to me before, it might even be you.
I'll say the same as i said then.
I don't have the time and liberal parents (18yo, wanna move out soon though) for stuff like that.
And i'm also broke as hell and everything fun is far away, >30 min to travel
>>689615111
You do realize tallying up to 50 under 25 is very much possible. Not everyone lives the boring life you have m8
27.
2.
One was a 3/10 and the other a 5/10.
My life is shit.
>>689615647
are you making excuses or looking for solutions you fucking cuck
>>689605779
31
4 female
2 male
>>689605779
27 years old
42 partners over 11 years.
I have been in a committed relationship 7 years of them. (2 partners)
>>689615405
As soon as you meet one, invite her to your place.
>>689615545
So you pay for sex? Lmao
>>689605779
25
38-50
>>689605779
>41
>11
21 I had a lot like 50 or more use to be a mean as player lol
19
3
>all in the past 3 months
Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>689615739
lol man, im hoping on running to 250 before 20, this boards numbers are embarrassing compared to Nation
>>689613830
No guts, no glory.
Keep on truckin'
>>689615084
no judgement. I just dont get it. maybe it depents on where u live i think
18 male
3
>>689605779
20
5
>>689605779
(20, 0)
>>689615910
You have no idea how euphoric I get from just treating women like gold. You must be one of those assholes who treat them like shit.
Taco Bell is pretty good guys. Eating a soft taco rn.
>>689615647
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Nigga I'm 18 too and broke. Get a part time job, talk to kids in your class, join clubs meaning school clubs (all the clubs I joined were free?)
>>689615084
my wing went kissless to 17 and has higher numbers than you, stfu pleb
20
2
First time when I was 13 with a 16/yo guy I met on fb
Can confirm that it's considerably better when you have feelings for the person
>>689615986
Any lifestyle changes m8?
>>689605779
25
1
5 years in a relationship
>>689616154
Well, 1 if including myself.
31 male
41 partners have nudes of about 30 of them as well. I had more but I lost some when an ex stole a laptop. Sad days.
>>689615813
I'm looking for solutions, and to find those you need to know your problems.
I feel stuck at this point in my life.
If i would go out (no time and can't do because parents) with friends (1 that is slowly fading away), i could figure the rest out myself.
Underage
1 partner
>>689616163
No I'm those assholes who doesn't spend more than they deserve. Especially on the initial date. Maybe that's why I'm stacking money in my Savings and you're spending all your extra cash on gold diggers. Nice try tho
20
1 and I'm gonna marry her
Not christfag
20 that I can remember, around 32 if you count prostitutes
Im 27
>>689616497
Assholes like you always get the girl, I'm used to it. One day, I'll find a girl who has been tossed aside by an asshole like you and give her the life you never could.
12 and 3 my uncles are awesome
>>689616199
I have a full time education with long travel times.
i'm going to smoke some weed with some kids from my class after school or during the break soon.
My school doesn't have any clubs and my entire floor (everyone i see in the hallway) is almost entirely male (i do IT education).
I understand the concept, but i just feel stuck and can't apply my solutions for my problems.
34
150+
I stopped counting/ keeping track at 100.
>>689605779
28
3
18 years
2 partners, one when i was 14 and the other was in college, a few times with college with though. Are these low stats?
>>689608139
Not if it's his wife.
> 27
> 6
I'm married to one of em, and while sex is good, it also doesn't interest me that much with anyone. I've never been able to stay sexually interested once newness wore off.
>>689605779
18
5
>>689616779
and then she'll cheat on you with another guy like me.
>>689615739
>>689616032
Depends what you mean by saying "boring" or "embarrassing".
If you fuck 50 girls and all are 1/2night stands, thats fucking boring. You miss all the fun stuff. Fucking 1 or 2 girls at a time, for every day, and just changing one or two every half a year, year or even less is much more better. Atleast you know eachother and can enjoy sex much better.
It's quite sad to heard that... i know such "players" who brag how much girls they fucked. Funny fact, i also know girls they fucked, and things i heard about such "players" are fucking embarrasing :D fake alfamales, that dont even see how shit in bad they are, cause they are more focused on counting than actualy fucking ;)
And if you had 50, 100 or 500 girls, and both sides where satisfied i more than glad for you :)
I'm satisfied with my sex life, don't have problems with it and all thats matter ;) not a fucking number. It's not a fucking olympics
>>689616842
Just workout right now, work on your confidence, get good grades for scholarships and get ready for college.
22
2
Sex is great, women aren't. My advice is find something you want to do with your life. It's better than finding a wife and kids. All I hear married people/people who are in a relationship do is complain mfw
33 true story
>>689605779
18
11 partners
18
7
>>689616779
So... this is a cringe thread now?
>>689605779
age 32
between 30-35 partners
>>689617446
I'm way too much of a nice guy to be cheated on. When I find a broken girl, I'll fix her and give her a hat tip every day.
>>689617520
You have to keep all the worthy ones around. Toss the ones with attitude and sass away. I bet you're a "nice guy" who tried to conform to her needs and shit lol
18
3 partners
2 girlfriends 1 casual
Was pretty good, lost virginity when I was 15 so had a decent start but dry patch for patch few months due to breakup making me lose confidence
>>689617729
Tips brah?
23
100'ish (Haven't had sex in two years)
>>689605779
>22
>had sex with 47
>hooked up with 100+
>Damn its good to be a square jawed mother fucker in college
>>689605779
>24
>14
Sex IS over-rated, but I mean, it filled an emotional hole for a while.
>>689608430
Ugh I used to want love until I found it time and time again and it always ended up either going to shit or cheating on one side due to boredom
>>689617828
Haha I can bet on how that will play out. Especially after reading that "fix her" part. I feel bad for a fellow bro with this mindset
Age: 20
Partners: 0.5
>>689605779
>26
>3
I've only been with girls from my high school... Nowadays I've tried using pof okcupid tindr you name it, I get no matches, messages back or anything (even after sending out endless "likes" to anything). Makes me think I'm hideous or just a lost cause for some reason, but I don't need it. I've gotten shit from those previous girls about my not needing sex.
23
Dont wanna talk about it OP
21f
5
18 m
1
Flirted with this girl I know after high school 2 nights ago. Ended up sending nudes to each other and she wanted me to come over.
>mfw I am no longer a virgin
>8/10 track star wants me
>thought I was ugly for my whole life... maybe its my height
Inb4 someone asks. I'm 6'5
>>689617997
Here you go, fellow Sir. Keep up the positive attitude.
20
1
With gf, been together nearly 2 years now - she's hormonal as shit so get ludicrous amounts of sex. Not planning on dumping her anytime soon
>>689617828
LOL, remove the mote from thine own eye. No girl will ever want to be in a long term relationship with you so long as you hold this attitude. You can't "fix" anyone; or are you saying a girl could walk in and "fix" you? How would you feel when she broke up with you cause you wouldn't get "fixed"
24
15
Had 6 years of relationships tho. Went from 5 to 15 in the last 10 months.
>>689617618
Congrats, you have guessed what i'm doing right now.
I know i'll get a huge second chance when i start college, but i'm not going to wait until mid 2018 to have fun and build a friendgroup.
17
1
>>689617997
I'm actually not a dude so there's that
>>689618045
Square jaw represent. How's college were you're from? Im at a UC in Cali, God fucking damn brah, racked up around 40 and the best ones have to be Asian, they are fucking frusturated after how they were brought up
24
0
NEET and don't leave the house. Sometimes it bothers me, but not enough to do anything about it.
>>689605779
and the ugly people losers are ugly and look ugly when you only put ugly people losers on itunes music top chart so put in a couple of attrative loser people so dont piss people off but i dont get it if alot of people hate the ugly people losers cause ugly like reddit and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and dont want to see the ugly people losers on tv or music then why cant the people get rid of the ugly people losers if noone want to see the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like Dog shit like Beyonce and is ugly as shit
i get it cause the ugly people losers
cursed all the attrative loser people
so the only choice is the ugly people loserse like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog shit like beyonce all day and is ugly as shit
which make the ugly people losers really pathatic and ugly like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser and the ugly guys losers
solve all lifes problems less popular people or popular people actors die if dont get the ugly people losers jealous or dont do anything the ugly people losers dont want like dont make the ugly people losers look ugly or dont tell everyone in the entire world the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like Beyonce or will kill you anyway cause try to be better then the popular people but the ugly people losers is ugly as shit
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers only help the ugly virgo women loser but try to hurt popular people with girls which dont make any sense
and the ugly people loseres try to be better then everybody and me and the popular people and need alot of ugly help like the ugly hippo loser women and the ugly guys losers that smell like Dog shit like Beyonce and is ugly
i am the nigger
thats why fuck reddit
and the ugly people losers
cause pathatic and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is pathatic and ugly
>>689605779
>26
>50+
No it isn't.
>>689618221
Try to only post pics where u look good, I once had a pic with a bad angle and after I deleted it things got much easier
>>689618412
Any tips for guys wanting a one night stand with you? KIK manuelm2360
>>689618199
You see, unlike most guys I have class. Real women respect that. Everything about me is classy. I'm an atheist, I wear the finest trilbys, and I even actively study the fine arts.
>>689605779
and the ugly people losers are ugly and look ugly when you only put ugly people losers on itunes music top chart so put in a couple of attrative loser people so dont piss people off but i dont get it if alot of people hate the ugly people losers cause ugly like reddit and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and dont want to see the ugly people losers on tv or music then why cant the people get rid of the ugly people losers if noone want to see the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like Dog shit like Beyonce and is ugly as shit
i get it cause the ugly people losers
cursed all the attrative loser people
so the only choice is the ugly people loserse like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog shit like beyonce all day and is ugly as shit
which make the ugly people losers really pathatic and ugly like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser and the ugly guys losers
solve all lifes problems less popular people or popular people actors die if dont get the ugly people losers jealous or dont do anything the ugly people losers dont want like dont make the ugly people losers look ugly or dont tell everyone in the entire world the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like Beyonce or will kill you anyway cause try to be better then the popular people but the ugly people losers is ugly as shit
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers only help the ugly virgo women loser but try to hurt popular people with girls which dont make any sense
and the ugly people loseres try to be better then everybody and me and the popular people and need alot of ugly help like the ugly people losers like the ugly hippo loser women and the ugly guys losers that smell like Dog shit like Beyonce and is ugly
i am the nigger
thats why fuck reddit
and the ugly people losers
cause pathatic and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is pathatic and ugly
>>689608029
Same O_o
18
3
Overrated at times but mostly its great
>>689618471
Are... are you okay anon? Can you smile for me? Raise both your arms...
>>689618648
Please stop forcing this unfunny meme. No one responds to you in the other threads because it isn't funny.
>>689618633
U are trying too hard
>>689618633
This got to be trolling but still kinda funny. 6/10
>>689618616
you just have to be hot and put out like I'm 5'2 and under 100 lbs and Hispanic so I have a nice ass so guys are just like lemme fuck It and I'm like whatever i wanna die anyways
>>689618429
Don Draper looking mother fuckers.
I'm on the east coast. In philly. Its really awesome. I still live near my college and tinder and raves have made my sex life so fucking easy.
You have the best access to asians there lol.
>>689611183
Strengthen your core and stop tugging your dick so often and the boners will come.
>>689618784
>>689618871
I figured you guys were onto me at euphoric, but I wanted to play it out a little more.
25
45 (approx)
only fucked 3 girls by the time i was 22, came out of my relationship, went traveling the world and came back pretty good at pulling girls.
>>689605779
17
4 girls and 2 boys
23
1
Wish I could be a Chad, but sperg-life is hard
24
8
It's awesome (about to tie up my girlfriend)
21
2
>>689617907
I'm fucking asperger, not a nice guy. I'm just satisfied with what i have. Have better things to do than fucking 10 girls at once tho. 1-2 at a time is enough for me. I have one i'm meeting for around 6 years now, and from time to time i'm looking for something fresh to "refresh" perspective. I realy don't give a fuck on numbers. Also most girls (humans in general) are fucked up (in my own asperger opinion), so why would i bother with some stupid bitches? Even if she's 10/10 but brainless it's total turnoff for me. Cause it means meaningless drama etc. Also i live in country where girls "try" to play traditional role, so usualy they stick and want some kind of relationship even if firstly they say they want just sex.
>mfw I've masturbated and learned new techniques so much that no woman can ever satisfy me again.
21
0
Had chances but i'm asexual as fuck and non of it interests me.
Also female.
>>689613316
If you're from the UK I actually believe you because I know a lot of my friends have similar figures at that age
If you think sex is overrated then you're probably not very relaxed during it. If you can totally relax it's amazing. If it's awkward it sucks.
>>689610609
You must not be good with women. If you go out every weekend, and talk to 10 girls. Atleast one of those girls is willing to touch your cock.
Fact.
>>689619215
There's a lot more involved in sex than physical stimulation, if you're not aware of that then you're either bad at it or missing something.
>>689619215
>>689618874
Hahaha shit well I'm not here to comfort you about your suicidal thoughts but I'll fuck you and talk about it. Are you in Cali, or just KIK the KIK I sent
21
12
>one of them
>>689619446
No and I have a boyfriend sorry bro lol
>>689619569
You're gonna kill yourself anyway lol just cheat
21 and none.
dating is a waste of time and money.
18
2
Just want something long term ffs shit's so hard to find when you're this young, bitches be so flaky
>>689619707
I'm not suicidal anymore omg I'm fucking dying dude where is the chill
>>689619961
Kill yourself or I'll kill myself
(((Different person here, just interjecting)))
18
0 hopefully this will change on friday
>>689620125
What's happening friday?
>>689620105
I guess you're dying sorry bub
>>689620211
Taking my crush out on a date
29 years old, 30 partners
>>689614636
1, they see you in the dj booth / backstage and assume you are the talent
2, drunken horny bitches everywhere
3. you hold the keys to them getting into guestlist or vip
4, you can bring them into the booth to meet the talent
5, you can troll for drunks as a last resort
6. big boards like hog 10000 or larger have auto pilot for the beginning and end of the night when crowd is thin
7. bitches love anything connected to djs and rockstars...you become an alternate substitute for their groupie fantasy
9. you build bridges with the clubsluts you see every week
10. triple pussy if you land a touring gig; like i did with kmk and icp
i could go on, but you get the idea. i had a head start early to....100-150 before i started as an LD
>>689620234
What is this shit, Captain Underpants?
37
4
sex isn't overrated, but the ladies could be a little more enthusiastic. I was so far hung up on a lady once that I was kissing her all the time. Then, one day I tried to put my hand up her skirt, and she never spoke to me again. I still call it a win since I got to second base, but shit, man. Some bitches just don't want dick. They are still wondering if they are gay / bi / transgender. Don't sweat the small stuff, ladies! If you've got a pussy and a sweet ass and tits, you're every man's wet dream. Play along with that in mind. If he turns you away, he's gay. Nothing of value was lost that day.
>>689620295
what do you have planned?
>>689620295
Hm, that may not end in fucky time mate
>>689605779
22 years old. Banged at least 50 different bitches. Only one that wasn't a prostitute was the one I lost my virginity to.
>>689620530
Gonna call fake but then you stated that they were prostitutes, that shit doesn't count.
>>689620417
Maybe, maybe not. I'm hoping for the best as she will sleep at my house because she can't go home after haha
