Name a more beta character in any TV series or movie /b/
I bet you can't
>Oh look this cult has kidnapped my wife and mother
>Oh well I guess there's nothing I can do, I'm only the king
Not sure if no one can think of more beta character
Or thread fell off front page before anyone saw it
He's a pretty big beta cuck.
>>689603410
aspergers baby Cersei should have gave him poison
Little asshole got Hodor killed and pretty much caused the war of the five kings
>>689605052
He's a little shit
But he doesn't get near Tommen in terms of sheer beta level
>>689603410
agreed, at least Joffery had a sack. he gonna die though, it has been foretold.
>>689605236
Has it? The prophecy states crowns of gold, which refers to their blonde hair.
Daenarys isn't going to fucking gold head them like Drogo did her brother, not her style.
Waiting to see what Margery cooks up. Tommen is complaining to the High Sparrow that she isn't putting out, and Tommen fucking LOVES sex (can't really blame him, Margery isn't bad looking).
Margery clearly has something planned, getting Granny Tyrell out of the city first.
I'm assuming she's going to somehow frame the High Sparrow or get him killed, and manipulate Tommen with her High Garden puss into becoming both the king AND the new High Sparrow, thus putting the control back into Margery's hands.
But not until Cersei gets her shit pushed in at her trial.
Why do Tommen and Margery have to come up with some huge plot to take down the Harpy? The King's Guard clearly outnumbers them and are more experienced in combat, not to mention the Mountain, who already pussed them out. Only issue I have with this season.
>>689603410
I hope the giant in the wildling army doesnt die
i like giants
>>689603410
This fucking kid makes me miss King Jaffe. He's such a faggot cuck for that old man.
>>689605827
was pissed when Margery didn't do the Walk of Atonement
>>689605670
well I don't know all the details I just remember the witch told cersei that all of her children will die.
>>689606434
Everyone dies
>>689605670
Dude, Maegi or "Maggy the frog" or some sandnigger witch said all of 3 cercei's children will die, like the pieces of shit they are
Challenge accepted
>>689603410
dat 10 yo chin makes him look even more stupid
>>689606554
Even Reek isn't as Beta as Tommen though
You know it
>>689606039
Because the sparrow has the support of the people, you just roll in and slaughter him and you have an uprising on your hands.
In b4 the little brother that Maggie the witch said would kill cersei is actually the hound in a trial by combat vs the mountain
>>689606039
This is why you're not allowed to be king.
>>689603410
Tandy - Last Man on Earth.
The very and exact definition of a cuck.
>>689606784
Yeah
I've always thought it would be sensible to imagine he would've gotten away with rolling the kingsguard in to take his wife and mother back though, and bash a few skulls while he was at it
I mean what populace is going to respect a king who is such a beta faggot that he lets his wife and mother get kidnapped and forced to walk naked through the streets.
I'd rise up against that kind of faggot on principle alone.
>>689603410
U actually think he's not scheming against the high septon? Just wait.
>>689607106
true dat
>>689607269
His wife is. He just an instrument to be manipulated by his mother and everyone else.
>>689607269
Please, Tommen is too beta, retarded and pussyblind to scheme about anything other than how he's going to jizz on Marge while she sleeps without waking her up.
Tommen jumps out a window in the red keep in ep 9.
>>689607462
Kek
>>689603410
He doesn't compare to OP for being beta, kys faggot
>>689606784
Yeah but the thing in the got series is the people is a bunch of idiots who change their opinion constantly, they never pose a threat. The only threats are decisions made by nobles.
>>689605052
I can hear your jimmies being rustled from here
>>689603410
He's gonna kill his mom next
>>689606937
You figure that all out by yourself. Lol.
>>689606039
Ghost of Joffery detected
>>689607470
why would he do that?
>>689607786
Someone is legit triggered at Tommen being called a beta faggot.
Hey buddy, the ocean is wet, and your mom is a crackwhore.
>>689608064
I think it's pretty reasonable. Even if there were riots, nothing would come of them really.
>>689603410
I have mixed feeling about... imho it's a little bit too soon to judge. I have some suspects about some double play against the high sparrow.
Anyway his position is clear, victory or death. Being a selfish heartless badass or the gratest beta chck in history.
>>689608340
he realises that he is a cuck looser son/husband/king after Sparrow gets rosted by wildfire ... Again, ep 9
>>689608448
I've always thought this.
A well equipped and trained force like the kingsguard could easily quell uprising in even a much larger population.
It has been done and shown many times throughout history, all you need to do is make an example and terrify the plebs back in place.
Send the kingsguard in to massacre an entire district, skin the corpses and parade them through the streets to remind the peasantry that their service isn't optional.
>>689606937
Didn;t you watch this week?
>>689608806
I don't think so...
>>689608806
cuck looser never realises he is a cuck looser, if he would, half of /b would already kill themselves
Trying to bang this tommen lookalike off grindr
>>689606434
>>689606535
Maggy the frog told her that 3 of her children would die. Her first born, King Roberts only heir died as an infant, she has already lost 3 children. Comments is safe.
>>689608998
At least the Lannisters provide the public with the very bare essentials (drinking water, etc). The sparrow encourages them to give everything up, I'm not sure the public would be too upset if the people who've been treating them alright for the last few decades held their power.
>>689609302
invite him to pulse
>>689609413
Only 'true' heir is what I meant. Jeffrey, Marcella, and Comments are not his children, his other children are all bastard who have never been legitimized.
>>689609968
that's just your opinion
and its mean
other people might say your a basterd
>>689610095
Top kek
>>689609061
Margaery tells him she never loved him and he is weak. Cersei confonts sparrow, mountain kills shame bitch and 5-6 faith millitant. Qubern reveals the rumors to be true about wildfire still under sept from Agons days, Cercie orders him to light it. Tommen realised he is cuck and an hiros from red keep
>>689603410
>>689603410
King Beta
I wouldnt even fuck this kid. I bet his boipucci is brown because he cant manage to wipe his own ass
>>689610330
And the fight in the north?
Meet Ser Friendzone, guy has all the makings of an alpha, good lucks, fighting skills, courage, intelligence... He even has a father who's not a shit which in Martin's world is rare as diamonds. So he marries a high maintenance air headed bimbo and actually falls in love with her, so the only way to keep her happy is spending money he doesn't have which eventually leads him to crime. He gets caught by Ned Stark trading slaves and is exiled, his father is so ashamed he joins the Night's Watch and ends up passing what should have been his son's Valyrian blade to Jon Snow. The wife who was likely cucking him before starts doing it openly and becomes some rich guy's slut in Volantis. Ser Friendzone ends up ruined so bad he ends up with the Dothraki... So he devises a plan to return to Westeros, all he has to do is allow Daenerys to be killed after spying on her... but he falls in love and is too coward to come clean... Eventually she finds out and exiles him, he tries to win back just being at her side, while meanwhile she's banging the alpha dario who fucking will never know her as good as he does, but no matter what he does she won't forgive him... Then when she finally does look like she might accept his pressence his fucking magical leprosy prevents him from even touching her. Guy could've had anything had he not been so stupid as to fall in love, and neither of the women loved him in return despite his qualities. That's fucking beta where it counts the most, at least Tommem gets the Sparrow to remind his wife she has to put out.
>>689610669
job wins, little finger helps ofc. Battle starts with Stark jr running from Ramsey who is shooting arrows at him (missing on purpose) as Rickon reaches Jon Ramsey puts one in his back. Fight goes for most of the ep and ends with Ramsey being taken prisoner ...
>>689610330
>shame bitch
And how would you know that ?
>>689603410
This faggot is borderline autistic
>>689610330
dude he's just young and easily influenced. he has no idea what's going on so how could he be able to make an alpha decision when he doesn't know there is one?
>>689612107
Yup, also has the hots for his cousin and was breastfed at a fucking inapropaite age. Lives too much of a charmed life for a beta tho
>>689611272
Good contender actually
>>689612000
A man drinks and knows things. Also trying to type all this from a forklift .. That's all I'll say
does anyone have the arya stark bald head pic?
>>689611272
Holy fucking this...
>>689612273
after next episode he isn't getting any older.
>>689612565
I will raise my glass to a man next Sunday if all of this comes true.
>>689603410
Walter Whites cripled son, I even forgot his name.
>>689613507
andrew
If we are talking all time, then this guy. He was lying to win fapping contests before /b even existed.
>>689613695
Nah, for a retard he was chill
>>689606784
Why would they give a fuck about the sparrow? they dont do shit for the people. the crown (margery) was feeding them and shit
>>689605827
Shes gonna die when cersei and her weirdo maester set off all the wildfire under the sept. Prolly next week or the following week. Pretty sure Tommen is going to then kill himself too.
>>689603410
yea but he is being controlled by Margaery clearly through this and not the sparrow.
Personally id let Margaery control me too.
>>689609938
Too soon brah
>>689608445
fuck you you fucking ass fuck
my mom isnt a crack whore your moms a fucking crack whore mkay!!!
and fuck all of you who think tommen is beta when he fucking isnt hes fucking king ffs
>>689609413
>not knowing the actual words the witch said
>thinking he isnt completely wrong
3 children. Gold will be their crowns.
She has 3 blonde children. The black haired child has nothing to do with the prophecy.
you are either completely retarded or just desperately grasping to try to avoid being wrong.
>>689610330
>>689611465
If this happens, I'm gonna find you and rape you
>>689617091
>hes fucking king ffs
King Beta. He's cute and all, but he's a shit king. It's not like he fought to be king, it pretty much fell into his lap when his fuckhead brother died.
>>689612107
Beat me to it
>>689609302
I don't see the resemblance, but I'd definitely fuck
>>689617841
a man looks forward to all the rape
>>689606554
>>689606755
close, but no cigar
>>689612107
not a beta, but agreed
>>689603410
Am I the only one who's with Tommen here? It seems to me like the high Sparrow seems so strange because he's the only truly good and decent man among the powerful. Tommen is doing a good thing listening to his council, a world and a half than Tommen being manipulated by Cercei.
>>689620754
Are you a religious conservative or something?
>>689606554
He helped Sansa escape. He's fucked in the head, but he's not really beta.
>>689621028
Yeah, he was tortured for years and had his dick cut off and still has more balls than Tommen. Reek being fucked up isn't his fault.
>>689606039
>Why do Tommen and Margery have to come up with some huge plot to take down the Harpy? The King's Guard clearly outnumbers them and are more experienced in combat, n
Politics
>>689620982
No, I just think that the High Sparrow is the only one who actually cares about the people and has nothing to hide. Tommen is easy to manipulate, that's obvious. If someone like the high sparrow teaches him to be good and just he will make a good king.
>>689621357
>Politics
More like stupid filler. We would've had it all resolved in one episode.
>>689621816
You're the type of guy who thinks each episode should be 50 minutes of Jon slaying ice zombies right?
>>689621423
he is technically saying mostly reasonable shit, excluding the whole religious shit.
Though I bet that he just wants power like everyone else. I mean it's called the game of thrones, he's probably just doing it a different way.
>>689620754
>Am I the only one who's with Tommen here?
Yes. He got rid of trial by combat. Fuck him. I wanna see the Mountain do cool shit again.
>>689621203
Exactly.
I still think he's a piece of shit for what he did in Winterfell. But he is kinda redeeming himself.
>>689607929
I'd love to see the mother of dragons all pregnant like that with engorged udders.
>>689622108
>You're the type of guy who thinks each episode should be 50 minutes of Jon slaying ice zombies right?
No? It's easy to tell they're just filling time since we've pasted the books at this point.
>>689605827
>Old man uses "religion"
>Tommen has become "religious"
>Margery uses "sex"
>It's super effective
>Tommen is not longer religious
>Tommen has become "pussy whipped"
>Old man has fainted
>>689621423
>No, I just think that the High Sparrow is the only one who actually cares about the people and has nothing to hide.
His agenda is more important to him than those he protects. He can't afford an army of sellswords so he has armed and militarized his followers, many of which are children who obviously can't fight.
He has armed them with faith and false promises. If you don't think he's playing the SAME FUCKING GAME only with the cards he was dealt, you are delusional.
Bad pussay should sit on the iron throne!
>>689621423
high sparrow is the bernie sanders of westeros.
>>689623221
literally the worst storyline of them all. nice tits tho
>>689623221
She is so fucking hot
>>689623221
I almost forgot about Dorne
Oberyn didn't die for this bullshit story.
>>689612107
Be in living room said I watch this show, fucking autist been breastfeeded scene had this look of wtf? so fucking ackward I want to see the little man fly mommy ! even a dwarf tried to change the subject felt so fucking ackward.
so they basically think im insane seen a fucking midget, and a kid been breastfeaded.
happened on saturday
>>689612107
kid looks like julian casablancas from the strokes
>>689622955
>>689622132
I think his big secret is that he has nothing to hide, he's not playing the game, he's stopping it. My only regret is that they don't have the warrior's sons in the show, it's all just the poor fellows.
>>689621423
The Sparrow cares about power, not the people. He hasn't demanded anything that would help the poor and seems unwilling to compromise when it would do so. The queen of thorns threatened to have supplies cut off and he wasn't alarmed but pointed out it would aid his cause. His is a moralfag's crusade so far, and even then he seems too good at manipulation for his endgame to be just social justice..
Nah, I don't like the Sparrow, best case scenario he's an honest inquisitor.
I'm not denying there's not a social elelment to the faith of the seven, as with Ian McShane's character, but the Sparrow is acquiring and consolidating power, not using it for the people.
>>689622955
> He can't afford an army of sellswords
Bullshit, just like churches in real life he is probably rolling in money. He is the leader of the most popular religion in the kingdom and I'm sure most people give offerings to the church. He is just smart enough not to flaunt it on stupid shit so people still trust him.
I'm quite sure he is secretly filthy rich. He was in his previous lifestyle, I'm sure he still is. He is a con artist, all priests are.
INB4 fedora
This beta cuck.
>>689623913
Your whole fucking story is "ackward"
>>689605052
And he did not try and make a move on those chicks of the Forrest
>>689612107
He sucked more titty than most of the autists on /b/...
>>689621423
He had power but saw that he wasn`t happy enough felt empty inside so he found religion, he basically doesn`t care about power in other words sorta of like Osama Bin Laden, but in medieval times that is how I would describe him.
>>689624216
Well, the thread technically is "more beta in any tv show/movie" I'm sticking to Jorah as the most beta in thrones... If it was autist Hodor wins
>>689624390
I don't think his dick works.
>>689624269
had to get it out of my chest anon
>>689603410
Obviously Tyrion, hiber beta, omega
>>689622591
Kek.
>>689623924
kek, I see the resemblance. Like he could be his stupid little brother.
>>689624707
maet demin??
>>689603410
>this fucking beta faggot
>>689624688
Jorah actually has pretty big balls, freeing Khaleesi , not complaining about turning into stone and shit, actually is good with the most alpha mofo in GoT
>>689618247
joffrey was a better king tbqh
>>689624709
actually a good question... but since his internals work out of reflex, it could be his cock does, too
>>689611272
Excellent point, actually.
>>689625738
>>689611272
i don't know, dude
like you said, he basically is beta in only one aspect, but has massive symptoms of alpha. He is the "too-nice-guy"
>>689611272
>good looks
Jorah is a large middle-aged man, swarthy and very hairy. He is balding, but still strong and fit. Daenerys Targaryen considers him not particularly handsome.
>>689624566
Bin Laden was not an honest man, even if he hated the West the better way to strenghten Salafism would've been to support the Saudi agenda. No, Bin Laden was a fucking tribalist that wanted to wreak havoc figuring the more chaos the stronger he became. He was a wealthy fuck who wanted to live a grand romantic adveture and took a cause as an excuse, in the end the fucking egomaniac probably thought he was going down in history as a great revolutionary rather than the cowardly murdering dog that he was. The really dangerous Islamists are those that wield enormous influence, go on tv shows and shit, get published. And still get to tell their congregations that raping the infidel's woman is alright, gays and atheists should be killed and that they should never stop pushing for Shariah. The violent militants are almost doing the West a favor by highlighting the very real menace that their religion poses.
Going back to Thrones the sparrow seems more like a man in Torquemada's mold, faithfull to the king but ever inceasing his power, and cruel despite his beliefs professing the contrary. There's no reason to go after the vices of the powerful (eg Loras) when proselitising amongst the poor in the city would bring the greater good, and King's Landing is a corrupt city. No, the guy is a moralfag alright, but the kind that figures his own self interest aligns with God's will.
>>689626581
he looks excellent for his age imho
>>689611272
Not really beta, just a simp.
>>689603410
Yeah, honestly Joffrey was a better king than this little gay
>>689625738
I don't think I can agree with this statement
>>689624688
Biggest cuck is lord of the flowers.
One of the best fighters in the land supposedly. Gets defeated by both the mountain and knight ladytits. Manages to talk his boyfriendo into rebelling against the line of succession, but then gets cucked by his own sister. With an oaf of a father, could channel that energy like Tywin did, but instead remains a pawn, overshadowed by his grandmother.
This supposedly amazing fighter gets captured by a couple of nuns and monks without being able to fight them off, the thimgs he is supposedly great at.
Completely breaks in solitary confinement, in contrast to the two women who were put in identical situation.
Knight of the cucking flowers.
>>689626581
I bet lots of women find him good looking. The fact that you decided what's in for the good looks of a man tells alot about you. When will you stop judging people from the prism of your insecurities you drone?
>>689627571
close, but this fucking guy is more cuck
>>689625638
And yet he fails at getting the woman he loves, she will not even consider him as a lover, he's friendzoned as fuck. He's risking his life for her and she only sees this as something natural in a convert to her cause. In a way he's no different than any of the unsullied and as much of a sexual being for her. Jorah is literally a cuck as well. Nah, is easy to point out at Tommem but the kid did at least get to fuck the woman that he loves and he did build his own powerbase separate from Cersei's or even his uncle Kevan's (through the Sparrow) in a way he is much more in control than Joffrey and is a half decent human being to boot. The kid is doomed, yes we all know this, but a king being betrayed by his queen, if some other poster in this thread is right, is less of a beta story than a knight who caused his father's exile in shame and greed, is being cucked by a wife that wouldn't give him the time of day and is in love with a woman who, however much her FRIEND, only sees him in terms of how useful he can be... Let's say daenerys forgives him, she's not going to be his lover, the only grace he gets is fighting and dying on her orders...
>>689626581
I'm going from the show's portrayal which IMHO makes for a better character than his canon looks... In any event he looks like a powerful man and looks would not have been an obstacle to him
>>689605052
Useless little crippled fuck.
>>689620357
underrated post
>>689606554
Reek is broken, but not beta. Nigga got the pussy before the cock removal, at least.
>>689611272
underrated post.
>>689612107
Well, you just don't NOT suck a tit if it's in your mouth.
>>689623321
Yeah, that's the short of it
>>689627571
Nope, technically this guy is a faggot, he was good at joust fighting and still gets beat by Brienne. Good showman and good looking, like a lot of fags.
>>689627821
That us the description of him in the book. Not the handsome actor they cast for him.
>>689620982
Tommen did nothing wrong. He is one of the few righteous and humble characters in the show. Like Ned Stark, he does what is best for his country and people first, putting his own selfish pride second
>>689626581
Fuck man If I look as good as him when I'm his age I'll be really happy.
Most book readers actually complains that Iain Glenn ( the actor playing Jorah ) is way too good looking for his role, he is described as ugly in the book and looking very bear-ish.
Dude is good looking, remind me of Max Payne also dat fucking voice though
>>689603410
This joke of actor
I think the only way to decide this will be to greentext both Tommem and Jorah next to a crying pepe... So who else was in the running, Loras and Reek?
>>689605052
thats alpha as fuck dude
>>689626678
Osama likes judo, just like putin.
Coincedence!?
Everyone who's not Eddard Stark. Fuck this show for killing off their best actor.
To be honest I kinda liked Robb for deciding to succeed, but he bit the dust too. Did I mention fuck this show?
>>689629214
I think the whole jorah / deanerys relationship makes more sense if he's a little ugly.
>>689629177
Do not compare Ned and Tommen.
Ned was a loyal and humble man, but King's Landing isn't and got him killed.
Tommen is good at heart, and had potential to make the city great with his power as King. Tommen was instead too busy listening to others instead of taking initiative.Yes he was young, but so was Joffrey.
Yes, both Ned and Tommen are good at heart, but one is strong and one is weak. Tommen would not have the heart to chop a man's head off himself, and would need someone else to carry out the task
>>689624133
Who needs riches when you have bitches?
When even the king is your bitch?
Also he looks like the pope. Now there's a cuck.
>>689620357
HUE
Who cares, Tommen and Sparrow both dead in a matter of days
>>689610330
i want to hear more pridictions and yours are pretty detailed and solid
>>689629886
A king in the North!
>>689631065
Robb was fucking beautiful. Too bad he just didn't listen.
>>689629214
He's got that Bryan Cranston old man look going for him
you sure?
>>689606554
Nah, he had his fucking cock chopped off. I don't blame him for acting the way he does.
>>689606039
gold tier bait
>>689607269
No way. It's his wife whose scheming. And she's scheming him as well.
Makes me actually wish Joffrey was still king.
>>689630645
pycelle is killed by quybern by his "birds" after Pycelle learns about the plot to use wildfire on the sparrow. Season ends with both the faith and the crown broken.
>>689605052
Idk why everybody gets mad at Bran. Nigga was just being a kid and wanted to see more of his family's past. The shit with Hodor was supposed to happen anyway. I don't feel like explaining but you niggas know.
>>689633259
Are these predictions or are you just spoiling shit?
>>689603410
liam spencer from bold and beautiful
>>689605670
Shrouds, not crowns.
As in funeral shrouds.
>>689603410
Urkel
Bob saget full house
Ensign broccoli on star trek
Wesley crusher on star tek
Gay guy on mash
Pee wee herman
>>689633786
Urkel had the girl with big titties, Myra, I think. She died in real life.
And then at the end of the show he finally banged Laura.
>>689633786
Bob will fuck your shit up. I bet he has his own dead nigger storage.
I think tommen is alpha as fuck... get total power through coersion then fuck shit up... hes WORSE than that nigger JOffrey..... Tommen is smarter
hes going to suck a nigga dick dough.
>>689621423
He 'gon die. He'll die screaming covered in wildfire, along with everyone else in King's Landing.
>>689628163
he's just retarded.
>>689621423
Mega bait its such good bait im bite and suck yur nigga dick!
>>689634695
>hes going to suck a nigga dick dough.
This is what I'm waiting to see.
>>689624269
>>689610330
>Margaery tells him she never loved him and he is weak.
Very unlikely, Margaery derives her power from Tommen, she needs him wrapped around her finger, not driven away from her.
More likely, Cersei's trial will not go forward at the last minute because the mountain will find and kill lancel, whos the only living person who knows and can testify about her involvement in roberts death and her infidelity as queen.
Also, its likely that Jaime will find her just as shes about to burn the city with subterannean wildfire caches and be faced with his kingslayer choice all over again.
>>689627571
I think he actually cucked his sister
>>689627571
loras wasn't even that good of a fighter. IIRC in the books his brothers were seen as better, loras just has more flair.
>>689635334
>its likely that Jaime will find her just as shes about to burn the city with subterannean wildfire caches and be faced with his kingslayer choice all over again.
Damn son, I like it. Face down the monster who owns his loyalty, again.
>>689633075
Well if you want to see a dangerously unstable thin skinned jerk with no real sense of duty to state or responsibility ruling you know just what you have to do...
>>689627571
Loras is a fuckup, but he was definitely being tortured while the ladies were just stuck in their cells, maybe getting the odd slap from sister manface.
>>689612107
Borderline? Wasn't he breastfeeding until last season?
>>689611465
Sansa and Jon will win, with sweetrobins forces sweeping in. Ramsay will be flayed alive, and his cock sent to the iron isles, which will confuse euron greyjoy. i expect some other major character(s) to die in the process though, when too many of them converge, it always happens.
>>689636498
Definitely brienne. Her goodbye to Jamie was her deathflag
>>689636486
Lysa died in season 4
>>689620754
Agreed. Tommen is a little kid and doesn't know better but he showed some balls in the last episode.
>>689620754
Tommen's only strong male influence in his life now is the high sparrow. The others are all female vying for control of him, hes trying to please them all, or at least, do whats best for them all, and thats whats fucking shit up. the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
What actually might come out, is the nuclear option, of cersei finally admitting that Tommen is not the true king. This would nullify his decree about trial by combat no longer being an option.. cersei could face down her kings murder and infidelity charges with the mountain still as her champion, although tommen would be fucked and be forced to return to casterly rock
>>689636981
Brienne is the cuck of the females.
She wanted that faggot who wanted to be kings dick. Nope
She wants that golden Jaime dick. Nope
She´ll probably get cucked by that wildling guy to
>>689605827
>TFW Margery will never manipulate you with her High Garden puss
>>689637089
Yeah, but they revealed last episode that he'd had one of Qyburn's old students zombie up his mom for the sweet necromilkies. I guess GoT is going full Marvel with the after credits reveals.
>>689637820
Do you even know what "cuck" means?
>>689638450
When the fuck did they say this?
>>689603410
Spoiler alert: The mountain is Donald Trump, takes the crown, and builds a big ass wall that no one can scale. The end
>>689628163
madness has had it's day!
>>689638926
"Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes. I'll impregnate the bitch."
>>689609938
that's killing business
IF that is a beta then what does an Omega look like?
>>689638565
>shes content with just standing by their side
>"a... a... at least I can be near them now"
>>689603410
HYPESLAYER
Worse than Joferey
>>689641329
i mean look at her physical, i wouldnt blame her. she just needs to get dicked down by hound or mountain ;)
>>689635608
Loras was only 16 in the books and was seen as a prodigy. He was compared to Jaime Lannister when he was that age.
>>689641329
Cuckold - a man whose spouse has committed adultery, often regarded as an object of scorn.
>>689623547
RIP
>>689625482
>Meth Damon
>>689641991
Then what is the female definition of it then?
pussyoung?
>>689632635
Man, this movie...
>>689641329
I was gonna argue, but this is /b/. Who really gives a shit
>>689606290
fucking same...but you know hes gonna, that's a big ass target.....
>>689606554
reek is average /b/eta actually
> dickless
> paid for pussy before getting it chopped
> fell for a slut who was in love of jon snow
> betrayed his /b/ros
> beta af
>>689606554
Yeah gonna give this bro a pass, he was a douche in the past but hes coming around. Like others have said not beta just broken.
>>689605212
>>689624390
The Children of the First aren't female, just really effeminate.
>>689607106
I gave up on that show after half way through the second season. Did it ever get any better? I mean...first few episodes weren't so bad, but fuck what the fuck happened man.
>>689636152
>>689611272
Top 4Chan GOT post.
>>689644149
A lot of people pay for pussy in this show. He's not the only one. Again, he's not really beta, just a dumbass.
But after saving Sansa and helping his sister to make the Iron Islands great, he's kinda redeeming himself. Still a prick for the Winterfell thing, though.
>>689638450
wtf? really?
Tommen may be weak, but he has gotten his fair share of pussy, something very few of us can say.
>>689645797
I take back what I said about Tommen being King Beta. That crown obviously belongs to you.
>>689644914
In my opinion it gets better after that horrible part, but some people say it still sucks
I think the more recent episodes are interesting though
>>689603410
It makes more sense in the books where he's 8 years old.
>>689611272
>>689645444
Nice trips, man.
Robert, Stannis, Drogo, Sander, Gregor, Bronn.
All alpha af.
>>689647779
Was going to add Jaime, but Robert was cucked him.
>>689603410
Until he redeemed himself at the end by burning that place to the ground, Milton was the ultra-beta.
>>689603410
Every fucking single one of the main guys in American Pie except Stifler.
>>689603410
That´s because in the book, he´s 8, I think. They copied the personality, but made him older.
non compare
>>689649196
Watch your whore mouth. Onion knight is GOAT
>>689649196
He'll stomp your bitch ass
>>689649196
Why? Between him and Stannis he wasn't the batshit trying to kill the kid.
>>689649196
>Sir Davos
>Beta
Survived Blackwater.
Convinced the Iron Bank to finance Stanis.
Convinced Edd to gather the Wildlings to avenge Jon Snow.
Convinced the Red Woman to revive Jon Snow.
Convinced motherfucking Lady mormont to share his men.
Motherfucker is not only fabulous, he's also all swag.
>>689612107
throw this twat out the moon door.
>>689649831
>swag
lost me right there you reddit faggot.
>>689650416
Lost you at the end? So the message was passed. How does it feel for have being enlighetned, you cuk?
>>689623913
all of my wut
>>689630569
holy shit! how have I not seen this before. Please tell me one of the photos has been shooop'd
>>689650646
>cuck
There it is again, cuck. There seems to be a misuse of the word cuck raging among the reddit faggots.
Cuckold or "cuck" as you elegantly like to put it is the husband of an adulteress.
Get educated you silly Asperger bitch.
>>689649831
>Convinced motherfucking Lady mormont to share his men.
>his men
>his
id still tap that
>>689651092
It's the only defense they have here. Just like "nigger" or "faggot"
>>689633786
which gay guy on MASH?
>when the god dam show fags are all over
>in the books he's like four
>in the books his wife was already released
>Ceresi has the faith arrest margery,
>faith does this
>surprise bitch were taking you to
>let margery go once they have Ceresi
>kings council literally goes "fuck this shit I'm out
>commander of the navy literally takes all the ships and goes become a pirate king
>tyrells probably working with faith to take down lannister
>Kevan lannister shows up "really Nigguhs"
>starts putting shit back together
a lot different in the books and cooler
>>689606380
I think we all were
this conversation is over
https://youtu.be/X0QOHHZY4hM
>>689603410
If being a beta means you get a slice of Margery Tyrell's sweet ass then fuck it... I'm a beta
>>689629751
>>689633326
but he should have listened to raven and stayed asleep. but noo..
faggot should just kill himself
>>689644149
>fell for a slut who was in of jon snow
Did this happen in the books? Literally no idea what you're talking about
>>689653447
>500
Sounds about right
>>689617051
This
>>689653447
Why do metalfags get negative points?
Even bigger beta than tommen. Literally useless. Makes me angry just watching his uselessness.
>>689631771
Hes so retarded. Could've just fucked that hot girl on the side easily and then married her after the war. What a dumb fuck.
>>689654034
coz they're edgelord faggot
>>689654169
Sam is the realest, suck my dick faggot.
>>689606528
They killed so many fucking characters that they started bring people back from the dead.
First Jon Snow.
Now The Hound.
>>689653607
He's a kid, of course he's not gonna listen. He didn't even listen to his own mom. He's too powerful to just stop now. All this shit happens for a reason, nigga.
>>689653694
Ros. Joffrey killed her.
>>689606554
Reek at least killed some folks.
>>689653447
-250 seems pretty good i'm not a tommen guy
>>689654469
The hound never died Faggot.
>>689654169
Piss off. Let's see what Samwell Tarly was accomplished
>Fucked a hot wilding
>Took in her bastard inbred son and raised him as his own
>Killed a white walker
>Was Jons right hand man
>Fed a bunch of rapists to a Wolf when they tried to fuck his women
>Stole his cunt fathers sword
>>689654371
How? I don't get it.
>>689653447
650 :0
>>689654169
He stood up to those fags who tried to fuck Gilly. He was getting fucked up until Ghost showed up. But he stayed strong. He even kills a White Walker. In the beginning he was a bitch, though.
>>689654801
you're almost a omega anon
>>689653447
>475
wait... how come liking ponies makes you a beta?. more like a normie...
>brony = not furry
yeah, no. bronies are more normal than you freaks.
>hating yourself makes you a wizard
it just make you sad person, not a beta.
>>689655052
i meant negative 650 lol jesus
>>689653447
>captian
>>689655326
How do you make the letters green?
>>689655141
don't try to argue you fuckin' beta cuck
>>689655652
hi newfag
>>689655652
All you have to do is believe.
>>689655986
I'm not new I'm a redditor
>>689653447
-1375
i HONEST to fucking god hope you faggot lie on this shit, no fucking way can so many of you be such faggots IRL.
If under 18,okay i understand.
But over 21. come the fuck on
> 18 19 20 are strange years; nut up or shutup
>>689656466
also a dubs checker
>>689653694
jon once relates to sam he "almost" had sex with a bar slut, same slut who fucks theon before heading to kings landing to be enslaved by little finger then used by varys, fag.
>>689623221
she is hot, but all dorne scenes have a xena warrior princess quality to them. totally lame
>>689654248
I don't think the Starks would do the whole "side bitch" thing.
How about Danny's brother?
>Gayest looking guy (apart from Varys)
>Wants to fuck his sister (doesn't)
>Is called "the beggar king"
>Is fucking derided and humilliated by the uncivilized Dothraki
>Dies like a punk
Other than getting his sister married (which eventually leads to his death) this guy scores no victories, has no redeeming qualities, does not grow in any way yet he's a whiny, emtitled arrogant bitch... His death saddened no one and was more of a "how cool" moment of his sister getting her thunder back... Fuck, in the end she doesn't even consider him a "dragon"
>>689653447
Pretty stupid, having high school education and only missing own house and work out on the - side and only games + facebook on + side gives you beyond -1000 easily.
Suckerberg is the biggest beta of all. He's worth billions but is married to a fugly Asian and drives a Honda Fit.
>>689654764
raised another mans son as his own, the literal definition of a cuck. But I agree he squares up when he has to.
>>689658250
this
>>689605052
>caused the war of the five kings
What how did he cause that? Did I miss something?
