Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>689548446
>>689548588
fish
Miho claimed
claim
>>689548983
>CAW CAW
Aki-slut claimed
>>689549188
>Nya nya
>>689548329
Unfortunately, I don't get addicted unless I can go ham on the game. I can promise I'd have well over 20 times more play time on either if there wasn't an energy system.
Shiki claimed.
Trying with a full pic this time
The only thing I can say I'm excited for right now is Battlefield 1
>>689549305
same here really. I'd play those games so damn much but they just won't let me.
Deemo on the other side... all songs available now, can play whenever, no energy system. It's great.
>>689549437
>No french
>No russians
>Still have american niggers
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>689549305
Excuse me, but who are you?
Hello all
Gaming has been dead for years, I can't recall the last new game I've played
>>689549610
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!
>>689549610
Smug
>Crash Bandicoot remake
>"FINALLY"
>Made by Activision
I'm dead inside.
Light novel Akiko claim
>>689549101
fish
>>689549610
Hello smuggles
How are these days?
>>689549474
Never heard of Deemo. What platform is it on? I might check it out.
>>689549594
Nyakoto.
>>689549610
Sup Smuggles.
>>689549759
Bun never misses a beat, I swear.
>>689549474
You cute boy, I wish I would buttfuck you.
>>689542507
>Akeko
kek, never fails to get a kek out of me.
>>689546109
>special licenses for the adobe shit. It costs us maybe 10 bucks
That's pretty cheap considering their original price, and everything as in whatever adobe program you want or only the ones you actually need for your course? It's funny that in Portugal both in my multimedia and IS programming courses we had to pirate our shit.
>Problem is making an actual game and getting that content out there attracts attention
I wonder how much those big companies would care about your game since they have to spend some too to sue you and it's probably not worth it in the end, but it's better not to play with fire since this is your future.
>>689549816
What a shame, it was literally Sony's Mario, their sonic, their whatever platform games exist that heavily represent their company.
>Cortex Strikes Back was best
>>689549981
>CSB
Mean Warped, I'm used to say 3.
Hello
There's a Patrick Warburton( Joe from family guy and kronk from emperor's groove) impressionist here
>>689543291
>>689549655
Khoor, furz. Krz duh brx?
>>689549679
Hello kneessocks. How are you?
>>689549759
>
What's up?
>>689549876
Hello white gangbang. How's it going?
>>689549920
Destroying my circadian cycle but I'll live lol. How are you?
>>689549945
Hello bike cat. How are you?
.
Christ emi, vigil, Galky and yuuko were right
>>689550287
>nothing
>>689550180
>Cuzco's poison
>riiiiiiiiiiight
>>689550287
>Christ emi, vigil, Galky and yuuko were right
About?
>>689550104
Warped was my favourite aswell.
>>689550287
I still need that photo.
>>689550287
Pretty good, getting real hungry though. I dunno if I wanna do Ramen, or Mac n Cheese with pepper.
>>689550372
>>689550408
Oh boy, this'll be a good one.
>>689550372
Please accept my apology and refusal.
I am sworn to only one other.
Only thing I want is BF1 and Forza Horizon 3.
Forza should have been in Japan... Fucking Australia? Why?
Man. I've had a shitty week. Azusa claimed.
>>689550287
Hellew, very well thank you!
Black coffee and falloutll, do it
How bout you?
Claimed. He is the best
>>689550408
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>>689549945
It's on Android. Producer is Rayark. I can recommend it
>>689549950
Please don't. That's gay
>>689550412
To be honest I didn't like the jet ski and plane levels that much but everything else was awesome. The tiger levels are literally perfect and packed with fun.
Getting the bazooka cheeses out the lower levels a bit but they are still fun and shooting it quickly made for a fun speedrunning mechanic.
>I've beaten the first tiger level with PS1 emulator at 800% framerate for shits and giggles
>>689550991
Hi :3
>>689550180
That's fucking amazing!
>>689550372
Just chilling?
>>689550412
Being popular real fast
>>689550478
Guessing you didn't like the pic from yesterday?
>>689550593
Mac n cheese > ramen come on! It's simple geomamatry. Does it taste better with pepper or is it a garnish in some way?
>>689550806
Watching kancolle and cereal. Good stuff mang
>>689550886
Nothing wrong with wanting a good butt fucking
>>689549158
no this one is mine
>>689550886
Come on, we will have fun.
>>689551093
Sounds good! It better be Raisin Bran...
Claimed
>>689550691
HOL UP
FORZA HORIZON 3?
B O Y
>>689550886
Android, eh? Might be a while till then, it seems.
>>689551093
Went with the mac, ya.
The pepper when added in during the mixing of the cheese powder/butter makes it have a nice zesty spice to it, that's not too overwhelming. I'd recommend it if you've never tried it.
>>689551285
Mornin Spidey. What's crackin?
>>689551285
good call. You got lucky there
>>689551093
I didnt even see it. If you have to make a new one use this.
Claimed!
>>689551043
Hello.
>>689551120
Roll
>>689550287
>Christ emi, vigil, Galky and yuuko were right
I don't know what you're talking about but I don't see those in the wrong often.
>>689549635
It's pretty bad compared to what it was, but dead for you doesn't mean it's dead.
>inb4 usual pasta claim
clmd
>>689551779
>Hello
A surprisibgly civil response
Do I need more :) smileys or more ebin memes? 0R M0R3 1337 5P34K?
>>689551611
worst ever
>claiming yume
>>689552070
>worst ever
Still better than the occasional Asuna
>>689548983
Fuck guys
I fell alseep at my computer
>>689550408
Love you.
>>689552292
Noob
>>689549655
Ahhh! It is the open mouth bird!
>I whip out my schwanz, it is erect and radiates the masculine virility and power
>It is inserted into the open mouth bird's open mouth, a pecker inside the pecker
>The hips are thrust vigorusly in the back and forth motion
>I gyrate too, like the talented male stripper of great technique
Oooooohhhhh yeeeeeeaaahhhh!
>I edgeaculate forcfully but consideratly with the powreful ograsm
>The seamin is rich and creamy with masculine potency
>The open mouth bird's open mouth is pragnated and lays the egg for life
>I defecate regally and go on my way
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>689551797
that was a baby pasta
>>689552441
I'm not a noob!
>>689552548
Uh...I have the strangest boner right now
>when you're a gullible tard but you're still playing some board games
Chara come out you're bad at hiding
Good morning all
>>689552910
Back off, he's mine.
>>689551276
Nope. Captain crunch nigga
>>689551377
Oohhhhh it's a must! Sorta like sea salt then? I like it a bit saltier than it is with my mac n cheese
>>689551467
I got the pic from the night you asked. Must be some anon that said "what all white do you not understand?"
>
Do you have another group of white gangs? It's hard finding one for some reason
>>689551721
Kinky
>>689552910
Soon
>>689552988
Morning teasingbro
>>689552988
Mornin Amatsu
>>689552988
Good morning heretic
>>689552988
Good morning! How is the bunny? Is it in need of a schwanzing?
>>689553140
Thanks ill look and see what i find.
>>689551300
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fTSUgXkfooA
Yup.
>>689552773
My mission in life is complete ^,^
>>689553185
Do they even have one character not cosplayed?
>>689553140
Mmm, i never really did salt with M&C. How good is it?
>>689553392
You lost me, who are "they"?
>>689552988
Morning, any dreams?
>>689552548
Thank you schwanz king.
>>689553600
When I greet you I say
"Look its them" instead of look its xyz
And I didn't greet ya today so I used them instead of shiki
>>689553140
Heya master, How's your day going?
>>689553143
Morning Makoto, how's your bike? Was it really a nail that got on the tire?
>>689553185
Good morning cosplayer~
>>689553238
Ate you the Schwang King I keep hearing about? And no, the bunny will be alright, thanks for asking~
>>689553779
I got none, as usual.. I'm sorry, but I don't remember who you were..
>>689551779
roll to pet cat
>>689552988
88 cent megumeme
>>689553140
Rookie, Raisan Bran!
>>689553314
Y-youre welcome?
http://archived.moe/b/thread/689257127/#689260888
All hail our lord and savior.
>>689553985
Oh no I have a very limited pool of cosplays, I'm going to start sorting out my collection so by the end of the week I might have a precise number.
>>689554011
I wouldn't know how to remind you. I'm just that person with Tristana as their waifu
>>689554011
You tell me, was it?
But i got the new tire on any everything. Tried to break it in good by riding around with my cousin last night.
Late claim
>>689554011
It is I, the schwanz king~! Bunny-chan is welcome to the rich seamin of schwanzenation anytime if the mind is changed! ^,^
>>689554404
You need Shiki cosplaying Yume
>>689554611
you are late twat
>>689553140
I found a good one for you.
Nintendo treehouse needs way too long for one game... but Pokémon looks nice so far.
>>689554764
I was getting some things done pls don't do this
>>689550635
Here's a thread dedicated to your waifu if you haven't already known
>>2672290
>Tristana
>>689554979
I will spook ya so hard that you will die to death
>>689553260
You're women and thanks
>>689553521
Bit saltier but I really like it. I blame my quirky taste buds if anything really
>>689554011
Woke up early, came to thread earlier than usual and watching Kentai. So pretty good. You, young one?
>>689554156
FIGHT ME AND MY NIGGAS BEHIND ME
>
>>689555073
Bring it Yume. You'll never get me again
>>689554949
Have my babies pls.
>>689552006
Did you want something else?
>>689554049
Roll for maid
>>689555146
I stand by my comment, Raisin Bran is the superior of the two!
>>689555357
if dubs I pet the cat
>>689555482
Damn it.
>>689555357
>kisses
>>689555357
If no repeating digits I will stick my dick in the cat!
>>689554049
>rattled REEEEEEE
My value dropped again...
>>689554540
I just didn't remember your waifu's name. nice to meet you, Tristina~
How are you?
>>689554598
Man, that's a long nail that got in.. how much did it cost to buy a new tire?
>>689554694
Welp, nice to meet you! I'll let you know when there's a change of heart~
>>689555146
Well I decided to quit my job because I don't need the money, so I'm feeling pretty great!
>>689554949
Borked three tims and overdosed, shifting into maximum borkdrive
>>689554811
Would this do?
>>689555288
I did. My reply was a bit late
>>689555466
Don't make me get Honey Oats Bunches in here. Thanks for the QOTT
>>689555650
But you always need money! Unless it was a shit job. Where'd you work at?
>>689555482
No.
Dubs and i get the apple or whatever you had i cant remember.
>>689555573
Shoo, go bother Yume or something.
>>689555357
I pet the cat
Doing so in a manner of stat
>>689555815
Lol thanks.
>>689555894
You can't have my apples.
But I can pet the cat with these dubs.
>>689555146
I might give it a go sometime.
>Over peppered this box to all fucking hell
WHELP! It's not too bad, but I need a drink for sure.
>>689555650
About $120 for the tire, $45 to put it on, plus taxes made it about $190.
>Thinking of investing into the tools to change a tire myself
>Would also be able to change my chain with said tools if I needed to
>>689556038
>with these dubs.
Let me show you how it's done
>>689555650
>rattled rattle
oh well i like i said its a competitive market :^)
>>689555357
roll for cat
>>689555815
It was a shit job, was working at a cranberry farm. Basically, I was a farmer. Plus I value my hobbies over money so it's alright~
>>689555894
if dubs get, I pet the cat
>>689556040
That's a lot cheaper than what I expected. I'd suggest you get the tools, it'll be cheaper to maintain your bike that way~
>>689554764
You'd like the shiki legs in those shorts, never going to happen though.
>>689555357
>Did you want something else?
Not really. You are still not playing enough WoWs btw.
>>689555815
No prob bob
>>689555693
Calm your tits Mi Liu
>>689555894
<3
>>689555929
You don't have enough power to pet the cat.
>>689556038
Im taking it anyways.
>>689556153
Rolling for maid again.
>>689556164
No. You don't get to pet the cat.
>>689556272
Shoo
>>689556121
You used all your magic the other day. RIP Akiko
>>689556164
The tool to actually get the tire off would only be about $30-$40. But to get the actual wheel dismounted would probably need a torque gun. At least, it'd make it a lot easier.
>>689556038
>>689556121
>>689556153
>>689556272
Let me show you how its done
>>689556170
yes i would love to see it
I pick up the cat
>>689556302
I bork the cat
>>689555650
I'm doing well. About to prep some oatmeal and study. Yourself?
>>689555357
May we see cat one more time? I'll post mine in return
>>689556403
Post legs and feet.
>>689556569
post me some tights man
>>689555941
Glad you like the thug pics. I hope you're doing fine today, Kmart raft
>>689556040
Oooh! Ever had bbq sauce and pizza?
>hey man, just pick out what you don't want in there. Ezpz
It better not be water. Mac n cheese with water is a terrible combo
>>689556121
>>689556403
Kids
>
>>689556164
Yo you were a farmer? Sounds legit man. But you need money for your hobbies! On the cool though, that's all you man
>>689556213
I'm smug!
>>689556446
Stop raping the cat.
>>689556539
no.
>>689556302
>Im taking it anyways.
What a bully.
>>689556446
I feed the cat
>>689556302
this time for sure i will pet the cat
>>689556390
noticed
>>689556403
yeah that's how you really get singles
>>689556705
I bork cat
>>689548983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lip6l7ql76A
I love Donald Trump so much I'm gonna claim 2 of his Dumps if you don't mind.
>>689556650
Nuh uh, I only just recently started liking bbq sauce at all!
>Picking out black pepper
How the dicks do you even?
Come Shinoa, do I look like a pleb? You know the best drink!
>>689556153
Can I get out of the market?
>>689556302
What if I ask nicely?
>reroll
>>689556362
I see.. Do you have friends or family that has one?
>>689556539
I'm just enjoying the moment, listening to some music
>>689556650
I can make money in other ways~
>>689556650
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>>689556650
Clam down there Kmart i know they have a blue light special right now. But don't go all crazy on me.
>>689556650
>>689556705
>>689556747
>>689556809
>>689557050
Just rolling to rape the cat
>>689549816
>Enter thread and see this
FOR FUCKS SAKE!
>>689556362
kek I know
But Akiko has given me the gets once before
>>689556403
Yume please
>>689556650
Try harder
>Mizore btw, since I'm retarded.
>>689557219
I'm so sorry anon.
>>689557262
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>>689557450
Dubs get for raping the cat!
>>689556933
Terrible, not even good soda brand. Barq's is better 2/10
>>689556650
3/10 get better taste buds
>>689557050
I have the air compressor, in fact, we have 2 here. A small one like you'd find at the store, and an industrial one that is so heavy, you'd need a small lift to actually get it onto anything. The gun isn't that expensive if I just go looking around, I'm sure. But my dad has both over at my grandpas if I really really need to go over there.
>>689557262
>You'll never get that kinda gets again
>>689556747
Stop feeding drugs to cats.
>>689556809
Roll for maid
>>689557050
Still no.
>>689557262
Witnessed!
>>689557566
O shit
>>689557450
It's been a while since I've seen this pic.
>>689557219
>>689557290
First I don't say who I am, then I don't like.
>Killing myself BRB
>>689557291
How bad do you think it will be? On a scale of 1 to the lightning thief movies.
>>689557593
Hey cutie~
>Mizore
>>689556933
I'm guessing you're more of a A-1 sauce person?
>just do it and not let your dreams just be dreams
You're right. Dr. Pepper is the best drink! Good to know own you have good tastes in sodas!
>just because
>
>>689557050
Oh my~
>>689557091
Wew lad I cant. The bun is watching
>>689557127
For you
>>689557262
K
>>689557588
Nigga fight me
>>689557566
Wew
>>689557050
Share song ples
>>689556705
cat?
>>689557593
Probably, but once is enough to prove Akiko is best girl
I was EUPHORIC
>>689557744
Well well you actually did it but your gets are canceled out by that disgusting drink you have there
>>689557050
heretics are stuck in it forever im afraid
>>689557127
why would you rape the cat?
>>689557617
roll
>>689557617
Can I bork the cat?
>>689557566
Here are your cats : >>689556747, >>689556446
Go wild.
>>689558089
Rolling for maid.
>>689558093
No.
>>689558205
To bad, I bork the cat
>>689557127
I just want to pet the cat..
>>689557566
Oh
>>689557593
I see, that's good news!
>>689557617
Please~?
>>689557744
~~~
>>689558024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1FSN8_pp_o
>>689558089
May I leave the market please?
I'm asking nicely D:
>>689557744
>7744
>>689558380
>borks you
>>689548983
Is this the cringe thread?
>>689557588
>Not enjoying the ghetto taste of Shasta grape
I'm with Shinoa, fite me nigga!
>>689557566
Oh my
>>689557685
Hey there cute stuff~ Sorry I passed out again last night. Maybe sitting on my couch after being up for 24 hours wasn't the best of ideas...
>>689557744
Actually never been much of a sauce fan in general. Salt and meat is all I've ever really bothered with. Although I discovered Mortons Seasoned Salt and I'm addicted to the stuff now.
>Too late, the food has been consumed. I no longer starve.
Dr. Pepper is good, but holy shit does it go flat the fastest out of any soda I've ever drank.
>>689558049
You probably looked just like one of my pictures!
>
>>689558380
I might look for one sometime soon, probably after this months bills are paid.
>>689557744
>Just recently started to like BBQ
Pleb
>drinking grape soda
>calling me the nigger
>>689558573
Seems like it
>>689558754
You missed that on your last post I warned you not to pass out!
>Tsk tsk~
But it's fine, I went to bed soon after you.
>>689558551
>D:
>>689558754
Good~ I need the adjust the tension in one of my cables, it's hard to shift gears in my front derailleur..
>>689559155
>borking intensifies
