forgot about the sprain hope that gets better soon
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forgot about the sprain
hope that gets better soon
more of this
>>689543696
Thanks. Me too. can't ride, can't work out, can't guitar...
I'm so bored. Dicks an butts take my mind off the pain.
>>689544034
a few
>>689544239
can you at least use your other hand to jack it?
cause if not that really does sound like hell
>>689544349
It's not the same but yeah. tried it last night.
Otherwise I'll get stuff on my keyboard.
who needs hands for fapping?
>>689542851
ungh.... the proportions. got any more friend? Preferably with cum in the picture. I've got an obsession with sucking off a stallion.
>>689544699
whoops. didn't realize you'd posted in this thread.
>>689544239
>>689544640
Smashed my knee up too... Out of commission for a while.
>>689544948
Just don't go mr. hands on us anon.
>>689545101
>tfw live in the city and no money so can't buy one of my own for topping and bottoming
>>689545274
You will die if you do that
>>689545525
naaaah. I know my boundaries. I'd just fool around and jerk it off and maybe suck the tip, and then when I get bored, I'll get friendly enough to stick it in from behind. win win.
>>689545101
oh..
well, fuck.
hope you can rest so it mends quickly, and in the meantime maybe receive a "helping hand"
this has never worked out for me irl, sand really does get everywhere
>>689545908
Maybe if I meet anyone cute in the meantime. because believe me, no hands would have been an option.
>>689545736
Just get a bd chance. you don't even gotta feed it.
>>689544614
that's gay
which hand
and is it your main hand?
>>689546450
b-but I still live with my family. I don't have to pay rent if I live there.
>>689546850
Once I got internet as a kid it quickly became my left one, which is out of sorts presently.
Right hand is for mouse and typing.
>>689547356
Just imagine if your mother caught you blowing the family horse...
>>689547598
the thing is we live in the city. it wouldn't be a "family" horse, it'd be a horse that i'd be struggling to upkeep. there's a slew of problems.
>>689547892
Hi
>>689547359
I feel you I'm left handed personally>>689548301
yo
>>689548301
Hello there.
>>689548425
>>689548406
How's it goin
>>689548609
chillin before the nintendo conference
hbu?
>>689548609
I'm all kinds of banged up, but in a good mood.
>>689548074
also no qt bf to constantly fool around with in various ways. life truly is suffering.
>>689548764
Nintendo conference? what is that?
>>689548882
I know that feeling too well
>>689548764
Bout to head to bed. Listening to music, being a faggot.
>>689548813
Bad/Good to hear
>>689548997
the e3 conferences that have been going on the past few days
nintendo might announce something
>>689549143
I'll be all knit up before I know it.
>>689549242
ohhhhh...
>>689549242
Zelda 7.2v6
>>689549260
I banged my ankle up and that alone is killing me. i feel you.
>>689549528
What happened?
>>689549609
Went out with some friends to a riverbed and got my foot caught in between some rocks and then tripped like a dingus.
doofer.
>>689549878
owww...
>>689549878
Coulda been worse.
>>689549406
yes pretty hyped
bump
>>689550105
No fun. I'm trying to keep it propped up with ice on it, which means I can't go out today.
>>689550112
Definitely. At least it wasn't my head, right? No cell signal out there so it wouldn't have gone well if anyone had ACTUALLY gotten hurt.
>>689550184
I didn't even know that was happening.
>>689550323
You sprained up too? Or just a good twist?
Someone help me with this please. Looking for a old hard blush comic where a guy is in his room a n d his roommate comes in and starts getting fucked and the guy starts watching and masturbating. Been looking for 40 minutes and can't find it.
>>689550466
Twisted, with some bruises on the sides of my ankles. Nothing terrible. I just don't want to get out and walk all over it today.
>>689550750
Yeah, would only make it worse.
Sprained my wrist but I use my hands for my job, a lot. I had to call out.
>>689550741
I've got a siterip of HB on my computer. Want me to upload it somewhere for ya?
>>689550466
yeah it starts in 5 mins go to the front of twitch.tv
>>689550741
oh, shit, I remember that one, one of the characters was named cayden, and the comic is part of a series..I'll have to look through my folders to see if I might have it..
>>689550979
>hands
>job
Man I sure wish I had someone with some hands to get the job done for me. My hands aren't impaired, I'm just lazy.
>>689550741
I don't have it. I think it's called getting used to room mates or something...
>>689551226
Shit man, me too... But it's not because I'm lazy.
Palms sweaty, knees weak, beat Takeshi
Japanese spaghetti
BLAOW
>>689550992
If you can find it then hell yea
>>689551406
I say ditch the hands entirely and move on to the mouth. Sounds a lot more fun.
>>689551811
Would that I could but my bf lives so far away... He'd take care of me for sure, in every sense.
>>689552119
>tfw no bf
feels
I also need some help looking for a comic. This one is where two guys are moving out and his friend comes in and sees his friend wearing a dress and they fuck.
>>689552570
99% sure I have that one. I'm uploading a siterip as we speak.
>>689552570
don't think I can help you there
if you want take your pick from these
>>689552715
Such a gentleman.
What the fuck is a scrobble
>>689553425
no idea
You guys should scrobble to Chris Mackey. I scrobbled to him last night.
>>689553694
Somebody call a scrobbler
>>689553956
I must need a good scrobbling
>>689553737
how do i scrobble?
>>689554067
Sign up to Last.fm today to start scrobbling!
>>689554058
You know you want to scrobble.
scrobble my butt please
>>689554380
I want you to scrobble me.
>>689554386
get over here and we can scrobble
>>689554596
I'd scrobble you so hard you have no idea
>>689554386
>>689554386
>>689554596
>>689554654
>SCROBBLE ENGAGED
>>689554654
>>689554708
BRING IT.
>>689554813
I'll be there in two weeks for the scrobbling
>>689554813
https://youtu.be/ZPm5BT0VNvs?t=8m30s
>Just for reference
>>689555270
>allow 2 weeks for scrobble delivery. $4.95 s&h
>>689555278
geeze
>>689555888
>geeze
I wonder why last.fm isn't succeeding
>>689556079
I was cracking up
>>689552570
I've been told the comic may be called a little black dress
>>689555888
more like $600 because ya know
I'm a person
>>689556254
If you stuck around, you got a sexy present.
>>689556398
I can't even afford a hot scrobbling
>>689556476
you can't afford an exotic scrobbling
finding a local scrobbling may be easier for you
>>689556473
yes, i looked it up.
>>689556753
If you buy locally you know where your scrobbles are coming from. Really have to make sure you're not getting d-grade scrobbles. They really are diluting the market, those nasty unverified scrobbles.
>>689557015
>You can tell it's a male because it has antlers
>>689556753
I may have to.
>>689546450
>horseblinders as bdsm gear
Chris, the data just came back, you have 14 scrobbles!
You'd better not be scrobbling in there!
I'm just washing it!
You'll never guess what's for breakfast
new zelda
>>689558786
So surprising
it's pretty cool
>>689559403
Not a zelda fan
Unsubscrobble.
bumping for butts
>>689559814
Butts are very nice
buuuuuts
>>689560007
especially feline butts!
>>689560225
You right
>>689560225
>>689560379
off-handed scrobbling just isn't the same
>>689560457
yummy, didn't know that pic yet
>>689560457
That's so weird how you're scrobbling with your dominant hand and having problems.
>>689560635
Now you do
*squeakytoy noise
hmm feels like cat butt heaven in this thread
>>689560673
It's just not the same...
<-- most handsome cougar ever
