Hey /b/
Feel like practicing my Patrick Warburton impression.
Ask me to say some things
Where the fuck did my nigger go?
Fuck me in my asshole daddy
>>689543419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ImmeuI9nAr
>>689543487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LWkK0lXqfz
>>689543650
Wow, you're not half bad bro. Say "Swag swag Gucci for rizzle mcshizzle, dawg."
Donald Trump for president 2016.
>>689544137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fHWWwffEjX
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>689544546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sn4Aa8RoZH
>>689543650
What if we're all getting fucking played and this Patrick Warburton being a beta cuck on /b/
>>689544842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FF8etj1NnI
>>689544857
Abandon thread.
How would you react to the reactor reacting to your reaction, ruining your rendezvous with Ronald Reagan, which resulted in Ronald Reagan rudely rushing your rump into the rear of a racing Rolls Royce?
>>689545144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mzryyrVRe5
>>689545590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ib15XYb3md
>>689543291
You're impressively close OP.
Can you tell us your opinion on illegal immigrants?
>>689543291
Post natural voice OP.
Inb4 navy seal copypasta
>>689546157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ekthmVyZXE
>>689545590
Rolls royce doesn't have a racing team. Bentley does, they do GT races in racing versions of the continental, but rolls doesn't.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
>>689543291
Hitler did nothing wrong except leave the Jews in the oven too long.
>>689546096
Thanks! Haha
>>689546287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EUt8b5DWKi
say 'yeah that's right'
>>689546612
You're a police officer? Can you tell us a crazy story?
>>689546046
Impressive!!
I wrote that little tongue twister when I was 10. Now I have it for posterity!
>>689546676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1klRJhnfcJm
May have got the timing wrong, haven't sugn the full version in a while, haha
>>689546959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B545K8d1Fn
>>689546881
10/10 would befriend
>>689546881
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EUt8b5DWKi
Good work OP. Do you do professional VO work?
>>689546965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ImJZnwZXqt
Beat your woman once a week.
>>689546676
i fucking love you OP
>>689548344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZWhYC3w8eY
>>689548742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11DqT7gGOa3
>>689548809
Thanks! Glad even with the mistakes it came out great, haha
And now, a poem from The Witcher 3:
Gee-up! Her snakily whip rose skyward. Gee-haw! Crack! She reined the beast in! The stallion danced betwixt her thighs! Lather bathed it's chinny-chin-chin.
>>689549667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uoY48qqVVm
>>689549181
Pretty damn good!! You could get work doing VO work I bet.
I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
(Bonus points for the whole bit below)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI
When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot.
>>689550374
THIS
I'm going to hell! Who's coming with me?
>>689550177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TArgrnxHNA
>>689550374
>>689550501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N2MS2f7mcz
What is dead may never die, but rises again: harder and stronger!
>>689550742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LuTBYO0Tii
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and hurt you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna SAAAY goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I like sugar, and I like tea, but I don't like niggers; no sir-ee. There's two lone things that'll make me puke, and that's a hog eatin' slop and a big black spook.
>>689551489
Pat-Rick Rolled?
I'm a warewolf, poop, poopity, poop.
Watch me deficate, poop, poopity, poop
Eat your family, poop, poopity, poop
They'll become my poop, poopity, poop
Cause even werewolves, poop, poopity, poop
YEAH!!
>>689551489
>>689551737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12WWz7E5hmp
>>689551711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lYxCWLXp4q
>>689551931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fPLIXV3814
this is a legendary thread.
>>689552020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZxfVTwZP1A
Without music
Anybody got any more requests? I'm havin' a blast doing these, hahaha
>>689552708
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZxfVTwZP1A
You are Jesus
>>689552305
Ha Ha Ha!! That just made my day
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>689552892
Peter, that was one of the dumbest things you did in your entire life. It reminds me of that one time with Kuzc- wait a minute
>>689552892
A continuous back and forth between yourself consisting mostly of, "So you do?" "No." "So you don't?" "Yeah." "So you DO?" "No."....
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead; well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'
>>689553498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wDsAiFf21o
OP IS GOD
>>689553903
You're voice is frigging uncanny. Keep 'em coming
>>689553295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Lc0MveKuE
>>689553717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08tR0hpFsFB
I tried
Babies fall outta my jyna
Babies fall outta my jyna
Babies fall outta my
Babies fall outta my
Babies fall outta my jyna.
>>689553808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eYyKE1jM7F
>>689554701
Holy hell, my sides!
That was great, man.
>>689554734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03GTWsYIhEt
>>689552954
All I could think of
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IFc0IjyP6w
Bush!
Clinton!
Bush, Obama, Clinton!
Bush!
Clinton!
Bush, Obama, Clinton!
Bush!
Clinton!
Bush, Obama, TRUUUUMP
Trump! You threw off my dynasty rap.
>>689555451
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZLhiW3WE2
If you were driving a canoe down the road backwards and a wheel fell off, how many pancakes would it take to cover a dog house?
The answer is squeak squeekum
>>689555730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYWHJwyO5Gs
And of course, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KMHKUZItt9
>>689555730
Oh god my sides! This is amazing
>>689555977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15glym3l0FK
>>689556331
You are certainly a champ, OP.
Thanks for bringing a bit of internet past together with the present.
>>689555976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0awfWZWUuuU
>>689556619
Wow that was fantastic.
>>689556764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZLYi6sZgMR
Laying down an answer, as well
Suck a dick, dumbshits!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM0r8sPuDBQ
>>689556977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sat15gXZBu
One of Warburton's characters telling another the shortest horror story, (The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...), but the second one doesn't get it and begins to argue about it.
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh?
It's incredibly obvious, isn't it?
A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.
>>689557487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pSCjcU4qoA
>>689557776
You're the fucking best.
>>689557776
This is legendary
>>689557570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qHypPPrjIO
And now, as the Party left from Funtown for Smuggler's Port, Shana (Pronounced Shauna) managed to get rid of a drake without getting fucked and Morgrym(Pronounced Morgrim) finally shot something. Now Back to the thrilling conclusion.
"Heyyyyyy! Your phone, its ringing. The phone, in your pocket, is ringing. That ringing? Yeah, its your phone. How about you answer the phone, the one thats ringing that is."
>>689558357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NArM1xRdv
Where's this from, haha?
>>689558697
It's the intro for my next D&D session kek
you did it perfectly. The last time, it was a Loli. I try to get a bunch of different people to do intros
>>689558359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QipHD3dnob
Plus a failed take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HqifzBShwZ
"And then he punched him in the wiener!"
and
"What are you doing?"
"I'm Building a sandcastle, sir"
"But it's my sand castle. You should be calling me sir!"
>>689543291
Song the Pokemon theme with music.
>>689559209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M8N1ohRVFM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aD2eisLYnh
>>689543291
Say pic related.
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>>689559143
Haha, thank you!
Kronk is one of my gf's favorite characters, she'll love this!
>I was only nine years old >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I fell something touch me >It's Shrek >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Shrek >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" >Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
I put my balls inside my anus. I call them my ovaries
>>689559516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wZrdvukNUW
>>689543291
" Oh, right. The bait. The bait for Anon, the bait chosen especially to bait Anon, Anon's bait."
>>689559724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wZrdvukNUW
>>689560171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zyIO9kRpOe
>>689560320
You're genius, Anon.
>>689560320
>>689560563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ggtYptKLt0
Been waiting for this one, hahaha
>>689560398
Wrong post.
>>689560985
Whoops
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oAcpJbDucB
>>689560109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lXPaegOHCG
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans...
But this is our hill,
And these are our beans
>>689561267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JVbfHCxu0V
>>689561327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wPzBzUIq8d
>>689560171
This one again, but as Beavis.
>>689561760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H4C8qyRtp4
>>689561267
>>689561671
>I fuckin' love that show man
Well you might be happy to know it's coming back.
Reruns and a new season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ
>>689562039
I can't wait, BUT I HAVE FOR 6 MONTHS.
Why do you have to be such a yeasty cunt?
>>689562039
Reruns yesssssss BETCH
it better not be like the power puff reboot
>>689561945
The "Cool." sold it for me.
Holy fuck muh bawls.
>>689562164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tjt57ciS0C
David Puddy explaining to Hank Hill why modifying his truck to run on propane is a bad idea.
Hey OP, you should do the 300 confirmed kills copypasta, or:
"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"
Thanks for being a /b/oss
Let me explain something to you, I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm The Dude, so that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness, Duder, or uh, y'know El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
>>689562812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GbEZXPq1t6
>>689563353
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens, You see what happens Larry! This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!"
>>689563737
I can't tell if you fucked that line up
on purpose or not
>>689556965
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZLYi6sZgMR
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!! This killed me.
>>689563914
This is what happens when you fool a stranger!
>>689563914
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tjt57ciS0C
That's what walter says in the edited for TV version. It's hilarious.
>>689564357
I'm glad I saw it first when it was on Netflix then
>>689563353
>>689563737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qb9C9fosZQ
>>689563087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TNEgLyL8SU
>>689564698
Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
>>689565269
he did it already faget
>>689565269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19UW0f8sG3F
Got a little bit too Jules in the end there, haha
>>689551266
Legendary
>>689565628
Very nice, War/b/urton, very nice.
OP, we've been here since like 11 AM, and it's 2 PM now. I honestly didn't expect the thread to last this long, but I'm glad it has.
How does it feel to know that God hates you?
>>689566034
Same! I'm having a lot of fun with this, hahaha
>>689566034
Hell, man. I've just been getting drunk and requesting more and more ridiculous scenarios.
This is the most fun I've had here in ages.
>>689566093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pVGFSTSFNw
No! Put a bullet in her skull: Stop the rig! Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhm-4kDBhio
Hooker slut whorebag!
>>689543291
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>689566608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13NcscNkPsU
>>689566614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1De9mezXLfz
>>689566859
This time as Beavis.
Seriously, that impression is spot-on.
>>689566859
please do this
Sing get schwifty for us!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E
>>689543291
someone get this guy the "bait for anon" picture
>>689543291
do you do any other impressions?
>>689567213
A GOD IS AMONG US! The Man with the Silver voice is found!
Like a midget at a urinal, I am going to have to stay on my toes
>>689551931
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N2MS2f7mcz
that's so fuckin' weird
Like a blind man at an orgy, I'm gonna have to feel things out.
>>689567255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZUbYTg0Chg
>>689567504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qrxhzi4zML
>>689567887
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ggtYptKLt0
thanks mang
>>689567760
>>689568004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KX6zpIv5Zc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08SVJQzU6Ez
>>689568077
Oh my fucking god.
It's...
It's amazing.
Thank you.
Please be Brock Sampson for us Patrick
I'm not sure if op is still here. But the kuzcos bait line from the emperors new grove would be great
>>689568770
This?
Licorice Swiss Wrist Watch
>>689568750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HkqUNXYzT
>>689568770
>>689569010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ggtYptKLt0
Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
In sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
If Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
Can thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
See that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
>>689569044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hXanDgqNqT
Flippantly simpering statistics, the specifically Spartan strategic spatial statistics of incalculable value
fucking gold, nice op
>>689569272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VsyKKQ1y7a
>>689569398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ea52uqVKcT
>>689569160
I love you patrick, you even did hank!
Not gonna lie I'd suck on that cock if you were here
In case anyone was wondering - this is me.
Not as shaped as real Pat, but you know
>>689570246
Somebody photoshop sunglasses and a join into that picture.
>>689543291
Give me all your cookies
>>689570438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BBZ7TB1LU4
She stood on the steps of Burgess's Fish Sauce Shop
Inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.
"Baraboo, can you just shut the fuck up please?"
>>689570562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uTod342xPE
>>689543291
Egg beater get me a hey peter.
>>689570706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V8jI7PV9ZT
>>689570720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfTatHSTGZ
>>689570532
that made my day, thanks op. your impression og him is great
Northernlion is such an egg amirite
>>689571020
high tier kek
Best thread. Op = God
Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth. But we were already too late...
>>689571208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dFEVBvrBiD
>>689571450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z3QwfWRDa0
Bogart
Any other requests?
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
>>689572482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E0TSOUY9lo
Please OP!!
10 Tanker is uh, a completely overrated company. I'd rather twist and crank, than suck and blow.
Empty your mind, be formless.
Shapeless, like water.
When you pour water in a cup,
it becomes the cup.
When you pour water in a bottle,
it becomes the bottle.
When you pour water in a teapot,
it becomes the teapot.
Water can drip and it can crash.
Become like water my friend
>>689572627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LiYK0OUx1i
>>689572665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09s0WZDCDfS
You know OP, after hearing your other impressions, I bet you could do a decent Keanu.
Woah.
Straight out of compton. TY COMPTON.
>>689572973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o2x5rJCKJ2
>>689572983
aaaaand you have my eternal gratitude.
>>689573049
I can try, any specific lines?
>>689573207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DxKL2T4PbP
>>689573608
Haha thanks! Can you pronounce it like tie though. It made me laugh
Requesting "im so ready, alfredo spaghetti"
>>689573841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MH6jTWoBFY
>>>/gif/8730647
already
gratz op
>>689574021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CIZnGI2aUD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
Mom's spaghetti!
>>689574224
EYYYY
I'm famous, hahaha
OP PLEASE PLEASE SAY
"Senpai! My hips are moving on their own!!"
>>689573521
Bill & Ted: "Whoa. He didn't even card us, dude."
Speed: "It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins."
The Matrix: "I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."
It all depends on how much you think the roles defer, as to how different the performances are.
"my name is patrick warburton and I hate kyle."
I'm gonna save all of these impressions and upload them somewhere I swear.
>>689574530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZC1r1wmFg1
>>689574551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PysiY9an8l
can you say "dad, I love and miss you. Happy fathers day, love audrey". Would be fantastic
>>689575536
OP YOU'RE A GOD AMONG MEN ESPECIALLY FOR THAT LAST PART (MY NAME IS LEGITIMATELY AMETHYST THIS MAKES IT EVEN BETTER)
OP PLS
>>689574667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xlOZDSNcsJ
>>689575890
Woah.
>>689575596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BkrkskLoeI
please say
*walks into cowboy saloon* sup dudes im gay as fuckkk *fingers ass* *gets shot* Damn its like that tho? *dies*
>>689576223
With or without asterisks?
>>689574979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u311MXOFW1
>>689576343
with please
>>689576489
>>689576223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b00VvDVHue
>>689576825
fucking awesome, thanks dude
AAAAAAA THIS IS AWESOME
STRART READING GREENTEXTS
>>689575839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iMzfuSQhfv
AAAAAAAA PLZ GIVE ME STH TO FIND YOU AFTER THIS THREAD
>>689577121
OP has made me die inside OP I love you.
Say Bork Laser
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01RcQ6ey8SS
Here's a special one from me
One of my favorite songs with Patrick opening
can i get a winter is coming and the north remembers?
also i think im in love with ur voice
Fight one bean and you gotta fight the whole burrito
>>689577440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l9QgXgKVu2
K
>>689577832
i hate niggers club
"I once was the rumble in the jungle, now i am the thunder in the tundra" please c: and a fuck-up laugh at the end to make it perfect <3
>>689577427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oMVm7kfNNj
>>689577659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rJwMHScFCO
Snip snap doggo and not the bork bork kind
>>689543291
Orlando deserved it
Whoa, we're half way there
Whoa, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' on a prayer
Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in
What he used to make it talk
So tough, it's tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers,
"Baby, it's okay, someday...
...We've gotta hold on to what we've got.
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot.
For love we'll give it a shot."
>>689578080
>>689577680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VoyGFeWX1V
>>689578006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BEqRHDfjy1
>>689578085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IwDQxsu0rp
>>689578050
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>WHEN KRONK TRANSFORMS INTO A SPOOKY SKULLINGTON
some men rnt looking for anything logical, some men just want to see the world burn
and im calling u silvertongue from now on
>>689578422
Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open
When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love
>>689578286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N96JOr1bfw
There are secret bases on the far side of the moon. Aliens are monitoring 22 different genetic experiments with humans here on earth. Let's give them something worth monitoring. Pull down your pants.
>>689578791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bSCrlIzSFE
>>689578913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lDbhoqRnNs
>>689579137
i fucking love you <3
>>689579224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18JfFyHWOR3
http://electricsausage.tumblr.com/
Here's my tumblr if any of you guys wanna follow, might post a Youtube link later on
You think you are badass? well, try this shit OP
Hra-tsa-tsa, ia ripi-dapi dilla barits tad dillan deh lando.
Aba rippadta parip parii ba ribi, ribi, ribiriz den teahlando,
La barillaz dillan deiallou ara va reve reve revydyv dyvjavuo
Bariz dah l'llavz dei lando dabaoke dagae gadae due due dei ia do
Hra-tsa-tsa, ia ripi-dapi dilla barits tad dillan deh lando.
Aba rippadta parip parii ba ribi, ribi, ribiriz den teahlando,
La barillaz dillan deiallou ara va reve reve revydyv dyvjavuo
Bariz dah l'llavz dei lando dabaoke dagae gadae due due dei ia do
(hatsune miku, levan polka, the most hardcore shit i could think of to sing, have fun trying)
>>689570246
OP I want to be your friend so fucking bad it hurts.
>>689579603
You best, mang. You best.
>>689579388
SILVERTONGUE
aaaand followed
>>689580022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00agC40e0Ds
>>689579950
Nice will follow
>>689580594
oh my god op i'm following you on tumblr, you da real MVP
>>689579950
TheBootyMeister3000 (aka a fucking gemstone) will be following.
I've saved just about every one of his vocaroos, so I'm gonna try to upload them all somewhere in bulk.
Happy Birthday Lexi. You've got a tookus that won't quit and some sexy gams. Let's get it on baby. I'll leave my socks on.
OP can you give me a
"Now you're gonna say: I was only pretending to be retarded!"
>>689581720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d9ymSklp8R
>>689581666
link pls <3
>>689582313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VwJDxQ65NR
"How did you get here Kronk?"
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
>>689582683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qbcM2D4NnI
>>689582840
Fuck niggers
>>689582840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qAyiiYZFRw
>>689582848
I'll be the round about
The words will make you out 'n' out
You change the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley
The music dance and sing
They make the children really ring
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the valley
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty four before my love you'll see
I'll be there with you
I will remember you
Your silhouette will charge the view
Of distance atmosphere
Call it morning driving through the sound and
Even in the valley
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty four before my love you'll see
I'll be there with you
>>689582370
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d9ymSklp8R
This is gonna make her day. She almost peed laughing at the werewolf one you did.
>>689583360
Bend over, Ron. They call me Mr.Barkin for a reason.
>>689543291
>>689543291
Do The Impossible
See The Invisible
Row! Row!
Fight The Power!
Touch The Untouchable
Break The Unbreakable
Row! Row!
Fight The Power!
What You Gonna Do Is What You Wanna Do
Just Break The Rule, And You See The Truth
This Is The Theme Of *G* Coming Through Baby!
Row! Row!
Fight The Power!
>>689583360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KJ075DyKms
>>689583500
Jojo's bizarre delivery service?
Sign me up!
>>689584027
OH MY GOD, YES.
>>689584027
I've officially become gay for OP.
Deez nuts!
Say: Hey Kade (it rhymes with jade or grenade) what's up ya faggot
Your ballsack has more wrinkles than Jibolba.
>>689584027
This thread is for the ages
>>689583941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jiK7uh18lf
