Well /b/, looks like I'm going to jail. Girlfriend got
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Well /b/, looks like I'm going to jail.
Girlfriend got drunk and kept slapping me, tried holding her off but she kept attacking, so I had to fuck her up a bit. Thought she'd sleep it off when I left. Just woke up and she posted this on her facebook.
I figure I have around 15 min before they come knocking.
Dont say anything until you're lawyered up
>>689542776
im feelin sorry for you anon, you did the right thing
> pray for anon
> #freeAnon
>>689542954
Listen to this guy. Don't say anything except the words, "I want to talk to my lawyer."
The cops will do and say almost anything to get you to talk: If you say NOTHING the odds of you getting out of this go WAY up.
Don't talk to cops.
DONT SAY SHIT get that lawyer first
Damn that suck if you tellin the truth, don't resist the popo at all come along quietly and don't say anything till you got a lawyer
Better call Saul, you fuck
You scratched her? She was slapping because you're a weak faggot and she knew you couldnt stop her.
A: posting this was stupid and you dun fucked up, they will find it.
B: Lawyer
C: "I feared for my life, she has done this before."
>>689543481
but he indeed did stop her,he also fucked her up quite nice
>#freeAnon
>>689542776
you just KNOW this slut took at least 5+ 'hurt' selfies before she picked this one - oy vey look at poor little me
>>689542776
I will stand with you anon
It's obvious that the consequences would be different if the genders were reversed.
This is an absolutely fucked form of institutionalized sexism. Pray that your judge is not a feminist, or spend 5-10 years in the anus- hollowing niggerbox that is jail.
Godspeed.
>>689542776
Take pics of your own face to counter with
What's he name?
>>689543902
She posts 3 of them.
Should have just walked/run away. Feels weak, but not as weak as taking it in the ass in prison.
>>689542776
nudes before youre hauled off?
Shouldn't have roughed her up you cunt. Enjoy jail.
>>689542776
#JeSuisAnon
once my ex-wife was drunk and hitting me. I slapped the shit out of her, full handed across her face and head, just once, and knocked her down. She had a bruise for a week and told everyone I beat her. Several of my friends knew she had it coming. Nothing ever came of it though.
>>689544128
say you dont remember being with her last night if there are no witnesses
>>689542776
So it's ok for her to attack you , but your not allowed to defend your self.
>>689544169
This. Just walk away. Go home alone. Leave her be. You dun goofed now.
>>689544169
Fucking run anon.
>>689542776
posts it on facebook... classic brat move.
>>689544128
you scratched your woman? like a bitch?
Are you hurt/ wounded? Show that to them. But it obviously doesn't effect you as much because penis.
>>689544128
Fuck her
>a bit
Such a chance you weren't going strong on her.
Btw, she did it before and you were scared for your Life.
>>689543481
Bruh, i have seen a small flat chested little loli girl slap the shit out of a Gym bro. His reaction was just "pathetic" and pushed her to the ground and left.
ugly ass ho bru
>>689544128
okayy... giving you the benfit of the doubt OP, assuming it went all down like you said - why give her those 'scratchy' looking injuries, especiually in the face - instead of just putting her in a choke hold or something. you must have known that 'damage to a womans face = outrage' & bad situation for the man
really expected her to just get over it?
>>689542776
seems ok, whats wrong?
>>689542776
...Scott?
Post nudes. You're going to jail anyway. Might as well make life hell for her. Perhaps if you're lucky, she might kill herself and you'll have one less defendant to worry about
>>689544507
yougonneedgreaterb8.jpg
>>689544128
tell us what's her name :O
>>689544507
Kek them tabs
>>689544511
> tfw all it takes is you saying you pushed her in self defense for you to go to jail
>>689544327
are you retarded
>>689544367
indeed. yet, it's typical for the female psyche.
OP, what did she write with those pictures?
>>689544228
Meh here's one.
She has nice tits, the only reason I stayed with her so long.
>>689544878
Nice doesn't cut it.
Her tits are fucking glorious. You fucked up double. Enjoy jail while some beta fag walks away with her.
>>689544878
more nudes.... post facebook
she's gonna ruin your life... let's ruin hers
>>689544878
Wow that is one ugly bitch
Femanon here we can do what ever we want without consequence because we are women we can hit men as much as we want but if you even try stop us hitting you that counts as assault.
>>689542776
North america needs A culture change. Its so sad that Girls are always favored in this situation and how much feminazi the judge is, will choose how many years in prison you will spend.
men's lives are ruined for a Rape accusation, not even rape, just a fucking accusation. No proof, Word against word, Girl Always win.
I guess you checked your privelege and chose equality
>>689544507
save this shit for pedo new fags .. faggot
>>689545199
Fuck up bitch
Tits or gtfo
>>689544878
More. If she's going to take you down, drag her down with you. Make her life a living hell. Make it such that when future employers google her, the first thing that'll pop up are her nudes. You have nothing more to lose now.
>>689543462
s'aul good man
Judging by the hicky on her neck she's a classy broad anyways
>>689545199
thanks for that redundant information, every sane person on earth knows this
>>689545289
If even lay one finger on a women even if she has a gun you are sexist pig.
>>689545199
B8 so obvious lol
>>689544878
she looks high af on like crack or something.
her tits are nice though, in my opinion wouldve looked better if they were pierced. good riddance youll find someone better anon you seem like good guy
>>689542776
Tell her to womyn up and walk it off. Her feminist pride will make her recant
>>689542776
OP are you a lil bitch or a female? cuz that just looks like she was in a scratch fight with some other cunt woman
>>689542776
where are ur brusies? got any?
Look. Lawyer up. Dont break or bend on that. Hell, have a bro bruise you up a pic. Snap pics of your injuries too. Do not post them. Keep it for court. Make sure any friends who know this bitch is crazy, testify for you. And ffs, break off contact.
>>689542776
good for you you lowlife scum
Like you would go to jail for that. Couple of scratch marks and slapping redness. Who would even bother the cops with that.
>>689544878
Cut off her tits, dissolve her body in lye. You can admire them forever, maybe even take them out of the formaldehyde to play with them once in a while
>>689545217
I dunno where tou live but ill put a bitch in jail in a hot minute. Make sure they are mad enough to leave marks, dont even touch em. Let them have a night in jail. They will never do it again. Tell the next girl i put the last one in jail, shits too easy
Its as easy as telling the cops i never touched her and sticking to your story.
All you sexist pigs need to learn that we women will take over the Earth because your pathetic and you have small cocks.
You ask her "how equity treating you now?"
>>689542776
Just an hero and live stream it for proof.
You will spend one night in police custody before seeing the judge in the morning. You will.see the judge and plead not guilty. If this is your first offense you will probably be released on your own recognizance. If not you'll get bail. Prob around 500-1000 $. He will also grant her an order of protection for you stay away and do not contact her. IN ANY WAY. this is the most that will come of it. You'll go back to court maybe once and a lawyer will make all this shit go away. Turn yourself in at 11 pm on a week day. Then you only have stay till 900 am to see the judge.
Finally an epic bread I can really get my teeth into, it's like old 4chan
>>689544878
fucking disgusting. teeth gap, ugly hair and tits kill urself op
>>689545881
>>689544616
You've obviously never been in a fight with a woman. Fuck off virginfag. BTW I'm not OP. Just a dude who went through similar shit last year.
>>689545881
Damn... Women, learn to internet properly and link your posts
well, OP is no longer with us...
>>689542776
Dump her.
>>689546044
Hey anon you should post this in /ant/
>>689545199
So, in summary
>consequences will never be the same
can you post her facebook?
OP here.
She says she's not calling cops or telling anyone how she got it. Or could be she's trying to make me text a confession. All I wrote was "OMG what are those pictures?" Anyway, I might be safe, we'll see.
>>689542776
post her facebook
>>689542776
Maybe op shouldn't date trailer trash
>>689546044
I'l hunt you down a rape you with my strap on. Me and the feminist guild will hunt all you sexist pigs down for the pegging of a life time and we won't stop pegging you until you lye there and listen to how are day was and you better listen good.
>>689546353
You realise you've just confessed to hundreds of people on here?
>>689546174
lost
>>689546353
screenshot?
>>689546353
Are you fucking stupid? Say nothing to anyone. Do not even acknowledge the situation. Pack your shit and move on from that toxic relationship. You are with a violent woman and doing sit that can ruin your life. Move on, cut contact, and stop doing stupid shit.
>>689544128
you call that a beating where's the timestamp faggot?
Yeah this is totally believable.
>>689542776
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>689544878
>>689544128
>>689542776
Hey, OP, what state are you from? Your gf looks like white trash and you beat her up then she put it on fb. Do you guys live in a trailer?
Nice tits tho.
>>689543674
40 keks
>>689546260
They will never be the same us feminists are forming strap on gangs of larger bodied women which are still beautiful by the way to roam the streets and rape any man they see because all we want is equality.
>>689546597
There is no way anything g posted here could be used against OP. It's retarded to even think that law enforcement would jump through that many hoops on an assault case.
I backtraced the pic, you all got trolled.
Her name is ellybish kayla she's a known fuck up social caster who gets abused and arrested on cam
>>689542776
Lol I bet she was rough housing with you and you just snapped and took it way too far. Little bitch.
>>689546353
More n00ds d00d, you're fucked either way since she'll find out you're sharing her nudes on a japanese image board. She'll sue the fuck out of you so at least let your /b/ros have a good time before they put you in the slammer.
>>689546821
Such Kek many had
>>689546174
Damn that nigga lasted a while
also story:
>hey I need to have you take a look at my iPhone, it's not charging
>Sorry boss, you're going to have to submit a claim by phone
>anhero
>>689542776
Equal rights, and lefts
>>689546821
Trying way too hard, should have quit while you were ahead. 0.3/10
OP Listen. Go to the bathroom. Look in the mirror and remember fight Club. Beat yourself up really Bad. Black eyes and some swellings. Have your Best friend back your Story up that yesterday your girlfroend Hit you and He saw it already directly after it.
Do it faggot. And then call a lawyer. Sob a little that you as the strong Sex feel ashamed to get beaten by a Girl.
Protip- make sure you dont hurt your Handy or have any genetic Material under your fingernails.
>>689546930
http://webcamwoodshed.blogspot.ca/2015/11/the-return-of-bishy-bitties.html?zx=b8a1fca927ac0e40
OP, whatever you do, don't give us her facebook. The moment we begin to harass her is the moment that you lose the case. Only do it if you get punished, then we'd happily fuck her up.
>>689547029
I'm not trying to bait you dumb fuck If I was trying to bait I wouldn't make it obvious.
>>689546930
Well shit. Kys OP
>>689542776
First thing you always should do when a woman is hitting you is film it, police will not believe a man over a woman unless there is some solid proof.
OP your gf appears to be a whore
>>689542776
Say absolutely nothing to the police. Not one word. Get a lawyer.
Good luck.
>>689547105
Goddamit OP
>>689542776
Well you deserve jail for baking a butterface like that......One million years dungeonnnn...on the bright side, you can become a fag in jail and get are aidz...yay!!
Most domestic abuse victims either dont report, or dont end up pressing charges. Tell her you love her and you are sorry and it will never happen again. Then in a few months rinse and repeat. Pretty soon you will have her lying to her friends and double her spending on coverup
>if concerned he'll get arrested after beating up some girl
>proceeds posting nude pics of said girl online
she looks like a meth head, you could get away with that
>>689542776
>Don't let the cops in.
>Grab your gun.
>Defend your home, freedom and dignity.
>Die a man.
>>689546121
One POWERFULL slap in the face works best. usually my gf cries in a shock, her anger fades and she wants to have sex. im serious btw.
OP here.
Yeah yeah I trolled you, big deal.
If this was real and her identity got out, 99% of you faggots would try to "warn" her and keep her safe from the online hordes in hopes of finding love with a damaged whore.
You deserve to get trolled.
>>689542776
poor anon
so close to trips too
history shows if you wear a powder blue shirt during a police interview, odds of being treated better go up 36.2%
Lol this is the same girl in OP's pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrjsyjZrFjM
OMG, i've just seen the naked pic!!! what the fuck are you doing beating on her ass?, they are some fine ass titties yo!!! you need to get yo ass back round there with some cocoa butter, some flowers and some roofies, they fine ass titties nigga...damn...
>>689547928
Your life must be very sad and lonely. I'm sorry anon. Do you need a hug?
>>689547928
Poorest attempt at trolling ever.
Not even trolling. Just a weak lie.
kys, fam
>>689548184
Nope, not at all. I have 3 weeks off and my wife doesn't get home until 6. Haven't trolled in a while and this was my chance. Have to pick the kids up from daycare though, that sucks.
>>689542776
how do you distinguish looks like the ugly stick couldn't do any worse
>>689544507
had to see those tabs. many keks
>>689542776
Well.. might as well post nudes OP
Il tribute face pics if you do.
>>689545371
Holy fuck I just realised the word play. I've watched Breaking Bad like 4 times.... I feel dumb now.
From somebody who knows how domestic violence cases work, I'll explain what's going to happen:
>implying someone calls the cops
>first, an officer will approach the women and assess her bruises and scratches to determine if they are real or staged
>if the officer has enough plausible suspicion, implying you live in different housing than your gf, they will likely pay you a visit
>refuse to let them in, politely
>they will likely cease a court order for your arrest based on the evidence they have presented to them
>you'll be charged with a count of domestic violence, but you still don't have to say anything
>by now you should have a lawyer
>tell your lawyer exactly what happened, and let him decide what the best course of action is -- don't discuss with anybody else
>feel free to suggest ideas with him, but his decision overrules because he knows the law and loopholes
>consider a counter-sue lawsuit against your gf for defamation once the case is settled -- if she posted on Facebook that YOU (or "my boyfriend) did this to her
>never admit unless your lawyer is 110% sure it's your only option, at this point it isn't
>there's no evidence this happened unless you say it did. You and your lawyers best course of action is to pursued the judge and paint the picture that your girlfriend is an abuaive alcoholic and is rarely around... Make things up that she rarely is around and always hanging downtown drinking... Gives people reason to put the blame on other shoulders
And, nobody trusts a drunk. Present yourself in nice clothes, clean shaven, groomed. Tell the court your job, lifestyle, everything positive. Try to make the comparison to you to her look like Jesus to Satan.
>tfw I would totally defend you in court if I wasn't still in law school
Maybe I can help you with the defamation case in a year or so
>>689547780
Nice One
>>689546260
I'm calling the internet police and they'll backtrace your IP
>>689549054
this
>>689542776
"Sorry I scratched you trying to hold you off when you were attacking me last night. Not sure why you posted this on Facebook, I'm not going to the police because I think you're a good person inside and just have an alcohol problem. You need help, call me."
>>689546930
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>689542776
Self defence. Relax
>>689547103
This, We love you guy
>>689542776
yu dindunaffin
she skrecht herselfie
>>689542776
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
also this
>>689549054
Some of those are self inflicted there's no way you did all that hahaha
>>689544511
What are you, stupid?
>gym
Never mind you answered already.
>>689549036
you should.
Say. Do you mind if I hit that while your down?
>>689544128
>>689544878
Not even the same chick. You can see in the first photo that chick has like As or B's.
>>689544507
>using bing
>>689544128
I'd still hit it
>>689544878
post more nudes and facebook smh
>>689552729
This, OP
>>689546780
I DID NAHT HIT HER
>>689554044
haha what a nice story mark
>>689542776
Get a lawyer. You'll get probably a hefty fine in the end plus the court fees. They will not even arrest you because of this.
It is your word against hers so don't admit anything before you have talked to a defense lawyer. You will still end up paying a fine.
There could be also a case that she doesn't want to charge you so...
In any case it's not the end of the world.
>>689552062
>not using bing
>>689554327
>There could be also a case that she doesn't want to charge you so.
I dono where you live but if she didn't wanna press charges than the cops could, and do in most cases.
>>689542776
Don't speak to the police, other than to sound confused. Do not give them an alibi, or any bullshit story. Just do not do shit. Make bond, hire lawyer, case dismissed. Guaranteed.
Take it from someone who has heard the words "This case is dismissed" 3 times.
>>689542776
thats what u get for lack of self control, she manipulated u and u played right into her hands, its called evolution, she has a bigger brain, and she fucked 20 niggers behind ur back so now she gets out of the relationship scott free, guilt free, and dumbass (you) free
gg, get shrekt m8
>>689547917
What, a good slap never stops a bitch in rage.
>>689544507
>
Top fucking kek! Den tabs
>>689554584
>"This case is dismissed" 3 times.
In my case they said something to the effect of;
>All charges against the accused are remanded
>>689544878
lmAO, i love this thread.
>>689542776
I have been there too, just like this situation. She beat me up, then when i defend myself, gave her 3-4 slaps. Almost went to jail, but skipped it with community service (I had nothing on the record so, first "crime")
Wait for a lawyer. She has almost no harm. If you have some bruises, show em too and ask for a check. If things escalate, file a report yourself. Its not much, but leverage of any kind is always needed
Hope you are lucky. Avoid crazy bitches from now on. First sign of trouble, start running.
>>689555555
555555 YO
>>689555555
CHECKED
>>689555555
>>689555555
>>689555555
FAIL SUCKS FAGGOT
>>689555555
noice
>>689555555
CHECKK
>>689555555
Fag kill your self in that wasted get
>>689555555
nigga
>>689555666
HOLY FUCK
>>689554655
Nice dubs my NIGGA
>>689554822
Nice dubs my NIGGA but I thought that said "ten dabs"... I'm gonna go try and do ten dabs.
>Den tabs
>>689555555
Damn
>>689555555
y tho
>>689555555
>555555
That's six 5's you fucking faggot. You got a fucking sixer! Whatever that's called. gratz'
>>689555555
IDONBELIVIT
>>689555555
>dating mad cunts
It's just not worth the headaches.
>>689555666
Hey Satan!
>>689544511
>loli girl
Oh man this is some cringe worthy terminology
give me her facebook name so I can blackmail her
>>689556073
>cringe worthy terminology
Actually saying cringe worthy terminology is cringe worthy terminology, faglord.
She looks violent. Plead the fifth don't say shit. And you deff feared for your life. GET A LAWYER NOW.
>>689546724
He can't run because she will always have the pictures to hold against him. Best he can do is become boring and make her cheat/break up with him
>>689555555
>>689542776
Ok listen.....
Take a knife and cut urself a bit on a arm the punch urself on ur chest then say to cops she were drunk and try to kill u cause u cheat on her.... then ask for blood exams on her... good luck b/ro
>>689546353
She will use this pics in the future....
Beat yourself then post u too. She will ruine u
>>689542776
Dont say shit anon.
But you probably could have just locked her in a room instead and leave her be or you should have just hit her open fisted and then she probably would have stopped.
>>689555555
>>689555666
Double trips.
>>689556877
They can tell if you get scratched or cut yourself. Cuts leave straight clean lines.
Scratches leave jagged cuts.
>>689542776
GET A LAWYER
GET A LAWYER
GET A LAWYER
GET A LAWYER
GET A LAWYER
and shut the fuck up in front of the cops
>>689542776
JFC anon if you were sticking your dick in that maybe jail is a better place for you. Your judgement is obviously fucked, and better to keep you locked away before you do any more insanely stupid shit.
>>689543967
>anus- hollowing niggerbox
Maximum kek
jsut tell her you're sorry and get her to remove it
you "had to fuck her up abit"
that sentence makes me think you partially deserve the jailtime though.
>>689542776
Feminism states that women can be hit equally as much as a man. If the woman attacks, you may defend yourself.
fine, take this
i think they got him, and this thread is now just about the >>689555555
Lolololol I need feminism because when I'm a raging intolerable magnificent cunt that follows you when you try to calm the situation, even while physically assaulting you, I must be the victim.
PROTIP: ANYTHING BEYOND STRICTLY PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE INHERENTLY ABNORMAL
>>689557799
uLt3m8 tri19-d00bs
>>689555555
>>689555666
:OOOO
Just like Omar!
Any guns in the house son ._.
>>689555555
>>689555666
>>689557799
Holy fuckign shit motherfucker
>>689555555
WITNESSED
>>689555666
Dub trips checked
>>689555555
>>689555555
This is now a get thread. Enjoy your jailtime OP
>>689556246
Lol coming from the guy that said loli girl hahaha holy shit.
Please don't tell me you use that term regularly outside of 4chan.
>>689556246
How so? The term Loli girl is cringeworthy because the only people that use it are those who browse threads with sexualized drawings of little girls. How isn't this cringeworthy to you?
>>689546521
>>689552062
>being this new
>>689542776
>>689544128
>>689544878
That schnozzola.
>She has nice tits, the only reason I stayed with her so long.
This is why we can't have nice societies. Typical dumbass man.
convert to Islam immediately. She is then ipso facto your property and you can fuck her up any way you like. Get lawyer to scream discrimination. You'll be out in an hour, go visit girlfriend. Fuck her up some more for the trouble she caused. Allahu Akhbar
>>689555555
HNNNNG I CAME
>>689545732
This
Shhh
>>689555555
holy fuck
>>689544878
https://webcamwoodshed.blogspot.de/2015/11/the-return-of-bishy-bitties.html?zx=b2603a58fbad6872
>>689542776
Op, it ain't gonna be fun, but u gonna have to have a buddy fuck u up quite a bit worse than that. Additionally scratch marks would help. And maybe even poke yourself with a knife and toss it in the trash while bloody. Tell the cops she was trying to kill u. Also that she was drunk beyond repair.
>>689542776
Tell the cops she's a radical mudslime and your a hero for stopping her.
>>689557346
This, let a friend knock u down with a lamp
>>689563474
Then post on facebook
>>689542776
>so I had to fuck her up a bit
Not cool. Didn't your mother teach you not to hit women?
>>689563948
Yeah dont hit em kill em. Cunts are replacable
>>689564126
You're talking about killing? What wrong with you man?
>>689543674
This
>>689542776
kayla henry is your girlfriend? I thought she'd be dead by now
>>689542776
Been there man, best of luck.
>>689542776
so these cunts want to be equal to men but expect men to not hit them back if they've been continually hitting them? Fuck that. you want equal rights, you can have em.
>>689544620
Meth
It's bish from battlecam she has gone nude hundreds of times
>>689543063
>free anon
She looks like a dumb bitch anyways op
If your story is legit, anon, then you're even dumber than a guy who would go an do this without provocation. She wanted to fuck you up. She wanted you to snap. Look at her face in those pics. She's loving this. She'll get all this public outcry, all this attention, and your life will be significantly derailed.
Follow everyone elses advise. Keep your mouth shut. Get a lawyer. When this is over, stay the hell away from her.
livestream an hero on facebook with link to it in reply to her post
>>689561306
Gottem Coach
Hey OP when cops show up to your house don't answer the door. Let them get a warrant.
>>689544507
>male feminism - bing
kek'd
>>689542776
Meth is a hell of a drug.
>>689545881
Tits or GTFO
>>689545199
ever heard of self defense? Not camplaining though, i charge 300 an hour to solve things legally when u could just have kept your shit civilized
>>689546174
He stayed up for quite a while, that's gotta be a record or something
>>689545881
i would rather have a 3 inch cock than a pussy like u.. now shut up and go wash my underware bitch.. take a shower when u are done because i feel like using your bunghole tonight
>>689546353
she fell while drunk... nothingtoseehere.jpg
>>689546821
nothing a bullet to the head wont solve.. thank god for glocks
>>689542776
Say jack fucking shit till you get a fucking lawyer
>>689544338
The sad truth about today's tumblr-esque society
>>689544747
>>689548698
>>689552062
>>689554822
>>689565914
These newfags hurt me on physical level.
>>689555555
THERE IS A GOD
>>689544616
The scrathes look more like he grabbed her and she violently squirmed causing his nails to dig in. it can be quite hard to grip someone writhing with anger in real life you know.
>>689544507
Forty keks
>xaxa
>>689565202
It's not, threads been killed already. Idk why people post before going through the thread
