Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, grill.
Hank claimed.
>>689507855
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE WAIFU
THE FIRST WAIFU
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
>>689507855
nice screenshot, 12yo nigger faggot
Claimed
>>689507855
Kill yourself
I feel dirty coming back here. I'm not drunk enough for this,
>Shiragami Youko claimed
Goodnight, guys.
>>689507855
I may order a steak here. Medium rare of course.
>itll come out medium because they're bad
Rory-sama claimed
>>689507855
Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
WELL I'M THE NIGGA IN CHARGE-IN (WHAT?)
E.X. LARGE-IN (WHAT?)
CAPTAIN OF A SHIP PRETENDER NO NEVER NO SERGEANT
SEE I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA TO CATCH A BULLET IN MY TEETH
THEN CALL YOU SAINT NICK DICK CAUSE YOU'LL GET HUNG LIKE A WREATH
SNAP CHIN CHECK IS WHAT I DO TO PUT YOUR HEAD OUT
JA LIKE A DON'T DE SNEAK DETECTIVE ROUGHLY 'FORE THEY GET OUT
I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT'LL SERVE YOU ON A PLATTER
LIKE THE PIECE OF GLASS WHEN I DROP IT YOU SHATTER
I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT'LL KICK YO ASS
(WHAT?)
I'M THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT'S BUILT TO LAST
(WHAT?)
YEP THE TYPE THE NIGGA THAT'LL SAY WHAT'S UP
TO A BROTHER BUT A DEVIL WOULD JUST GET FUCKED UP
AND IT'S LIKE THAT, ALRIGHT BLACK?
I PICK UP THE MIC AND STRIKE AT
YOUR EGO CAUSE MOTHERFUCKIN' NEGRO IS AWESOME
BEAT JUNKY IS THE CUE BUCKWHEAT'S MY NAME AND I'M A (SUCKER)
SO YOU BETTER GET OFF MY DICK
CAUSE IF YOU AIN'T A BEAT JUNKY
THEN YOU AIN'T SAID SHIT
(goodnight)
Miho claimed
This thread is 30 mins old.
>>689511098
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa, senpai?
>>689511095
Ive been steadily drinking a jug of beer. Im nice and heady.
>>689511098
Goodnight, I guess.
>>689511179
The power of Hank.
The mess followed.
I see other shitposters have my shift covered.
See ya
Is okay, I guess.
I need to eat and it's going to take some time, because I'm starving.
>>689511252
>kisses
>>689511265
hank sucks
>>689511367
Noone knows who you are, dude.
Shoo, shoo.
>>689511408
>inb4 2 second ban
>>689511158
Flip the page, our days are revelations (Hiiide!) Space is strange, doctor, I've got no patience! Oh, it's all a part of the process (Okay, okay) Nothin's new, it's true, cool, I admit, shit, I guess you're right!
(I even mumble I'm the shit) (Need mumble, I can mumble) (I can mumble that I'm the shit)
I'm the shit! I'm the shit! Yeahhhhh, I'm the shit! Haaaaaaa, I'm the shit!
I know it sound good to you! 'Cause it sound excellent to me! I'm the shit, yeahhhhh! Yeah, I'm the shit!
I do it 'cause I'm convinced I do it 'cause I'm the shit I'm never on the fence! Ah! I'm never on the fence!
Yeahhhh! I'm the shit! Yeaaaah! I'm the shit! Yeah! I could even take keys on y'all! I can even make it a hunnid degrees on y'all, I'm the shit! Yeah, yeahhhh! I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhh, I'm the shit!
Mumble 'cause I'm the shit Yeah, I can mumble 'cause I'm the shit, I can mumble I don't have to say shit 'cause I'm the shit I don't have to say a goddamn thing 'cause I'm the motherfucking shit And you know it! I'm the shit!
Say it wit' me! I'm the shiiiit...
Sometimes I feel like the shit Sometimes I feel like the shit, sometimes I feel like I'm shit Sometimes I wanna stand for somethin', then sometimes wanna sit I didn't really plan on cussin', but sometime it just slip
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! I'm the shit! Yeaaaaaah, I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! Yeaaaaaaaaah! I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh, yeah! I'm the shit!
I know it sound good to youuuuu 'Cause it sound good to meeeeee I'm the shit! Yeah, yeah, I'm the shit!
You need to walk away from the mic 'Cause I'm the shit! I did it tonight I'm the shit! Yeah, I do it riiiight I'm the shit! I don't even have to sing in key Ohhh! It's ALL ABOUT ME! I'm the shit!
Run back to the mud! I'm the shit! I could do this shit all night! I'm the shit! I could do it in the day, I'm the shit! I could do it any way, I'm the shit! Yeahhhhh, I'm the shit!
That's it Yeah, I can say it Now I can say it, don't you seeit
>>689511611
Who are you?
Newfag
>>689511611
Speigels
>>689511408
How about no.
>>689507855
Miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in
>its this time of the year edition
Day time threads are shit.
>>689511869
its 2am
>>689511842
Yes
>>689511853
Im going to eat your eggs.
>>689511658
You know, I used to knw who I was.. I lost myself somewhere along the way.
>>689511831
Shitposter
>>689511869
>threads are shit
fixd
I guess I'm a newfag and no one knows who I am I guess
I guess I'll leave for real now I guess and feel hurt I guess
I guess this is goodnight I guess
I guess this shitposter is a pretty mean troll
He hurt my feel ouch
>>689511654
I don't even sweat!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! I'M THE SHIT! I SAID I'M THE SHIT!
It might sound good to you It sound excellent to me
Fuck! I'm the shit! I'm the shit!
I take a piss 'cause I'm the shit! I can fart on it, I'm the shit! I can squat on it, I'm the shit! I get dome on it, I'm the shit! I make her climb on it, I'm the shit! This song will be I'm the shit! The sun love me, I'm the shit! The moon is jealous of me! The sun is jealous of me! The rain is jealous of me! EVERYTHING IS JEALOUS OF ME! I'M THE SHIT!
I'M THE SHIT! I'M THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAHHHH AHHHHH-AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH
You can't have a piece of my pie! I'm the shit! I'm that guy! I'm the shit! I don't know why! But I'm the shit!
Yeah, I'm the shit Don't even have to scream I don't even have to dream I'm the shit, I make you cream 'Cause I'm the shit Yeahhh, I'm the shit
When I stand up, everybody sit, I'm the shit Asshole
Sometime I feel like the shit, sometime I feel like I'm shit Sometime I wanna stand for somethin', then sometime wanna sit Didn't really plan on cussin', but sometime it just slip When you the mayonnaise and the mustard, you can't relish in it And when them panties turn to custard, who the hell do they miss? And when the nanny fucks the husband, what does she tell the kids? That's a whole 'nother discussion, we can't fit in our kicks That's a whole 'nother discussion, you can't fit in these kicks Yeah
The way I feel tonight, I think I'll wear these shades For the rest of my life Yeah Yeah
The way I feel tonight, I think I'll wear these shades for the rest of my life The way I feel tonight, I think I'ma wear these shades for the rest of my life That way, you won't be able to see the disappointment in my eyes 'Cause they don't lie (Don't lie...), not to my eyes (Not to my eyes...) Nah, they don't lie (Don't lie...), not to my eyes (Not to my eyes...), un-un (They don't lie, they don't lie...) (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes...)
>>689512115
Bye speigels
You know who killed those threads?
Not shitposters, no no.
You did it yourselves, by going in your own little telegram/discord, where you have your old waifu friends and don't need a threads anymore.
You killed this thread by not staying in it, by leaving it like a CHICKEN.
Yeah, I'm speaking about you all.
Who ran away, instead of fighting and having fun with the newfags.
Of course the community is dying when all the oldfags are having fun in their own discord.
Fuck this shit, I used to love you all.
>>689511966
so what've you been up to, Spike? Working and being an alcoholic?
ok i'm here, what now?
>>689511310
Obligatory rattle
hey this is pretty good keep it up
so why is bread so dead?
>>689511956
no
>>689512677
/waifu/ was born dead
>>689512677
Well, i imagine it's just a snowball effect. Some of the usual posters aren't on, so there's less conversation, so nobody wants to post.
>rattle
>>689512715
Yes
I think I need a drink too haha maybe, no definitely I'm calling it guys night.
>>689512919
no all the eggs are mine miho
>>689513160
There mine cause i stole them
>>689512668
Start to speak with people
>>689513255
just try it
>>689513160
Not if i impregnate them first
I mean ummm
Cook them
>>689513040
Have a good sleep, stay classy.
>>689512877
Eh. Im still kinda here.
>>689513439
"Kinda here" and "Here" and kinda different.
>Am i funny yet, Mom?
>>689513411
i have something better for this kind of job darling
>>689512611
Speaking of the Telegram
Someone should invite Mi
>>689513527
Well, Im out with friends. And I check on the thread every now and then.
>>689513382
Already did
>>689513531
What's going up my ass?
>>689513622
now you got it
get ready lad
>>689514008
the tail
>>689512877
oh i see that makes sense
>dubs rattle
>>689514169
Fight me the protein from the eggs built up my muscles.
>>689514196
I'm okay with this, actually
Hello everyone
>>689514286
you have no chances lad
i got trained for those kind od situatuions
>>689514502
Fuck off mio
Jk you're cool lad
>>689514367
it's hard not to be
>>689514502
Hi
>>689514905
forgot the pic
>>689514876
You know nothing kiddo
>>689514895
Oh hey Ritsu.
>>689514961
Oh hello
>>689515011
you will get fucked anyway
come here m8
>>689515004
I'd fuck either one, actually
Notice me fam
>>689515146
how are you fam
>>689515181
yea same
pussy is pussy
amirite
>>689515160
Im going to have me some grilled snake.
The fuck is going on
>>689515244
I'm okay, I only woke up a while ago so I'm not fully awake yet. How are you?
>>689515524
Oh... The usual, i suppose.
>>689515524
i have no idea
>>689515335
i bet you are tasty
>>689515574
Notice me fgt
>>689515004
Gronk = Fuck yeah i wanna Fuck
>>689515335
Miho is a waifu slut
He flirts with like everyone
>>689515626
Noticed. Who are you?
>>689515574
not much talking in ts with miho but overall pretty good nice to see you again
>>689515524
Nothing much. Just making some eggs.
>>689515623
>Turns off heat lamp.
Enjoy your slow death.
don clem wifu u newfags 4chan is 4 raids n anonmous haks not 2d gril anme u fuking newfags kys
>jenny claim
>>689515772
Butthole eater
>>689515878
god the momories
>>689515834
its pretty hot here tbh
>>689515626
hi mate who are you
>>689515793
When did we last speak? I either really can't remember, or it's just because I'm not that awake. I hope that doesn't come off as rude
>>689516074
I think I know the butt hole eater
>>689516111
>Turns AC to max
>>689516111
Im you, but stronger
>>689516217
So how are you?
>>689516409
kek?
i guess
>>689516217
i think few days ago in the thread
>>689516111
God those trips
>>689516409
I'm okay, I'm a bit tired right now though. You?
>>689516554
Huh, I'm not sure if I remember that, sorry. But it's nice to talk to you again, I'm still trying to remember everyone in these threads
God damnit guys
Omar got only 3rd place!
>mi liu
clmd
Hex claimed
Well. Sobering up. Hold me.
>>689517213
K
>>689511956
No..
Also, i have returned.
>>689516853
ohh shit i didnt noticed
check'em
>>689516854
dont worry its ok
Add me to the waifu chat
@TheNance
>Mi liu
>>689516854
Same I'm on lunch at work. It's 3 am and I just want to go home and be comfy
>>689517357
On telegram i mean
>>689517213
Will do Rory
>>689517459
This creeps me out
>the pic
>>689517459
hug me too
>>689517263
hug me too
>>689517567
Snek you on the telegram chat?
Can you send invite to me
@TheNance
>mi liu
>>689517567
You can't hug a snake they don't have arms and they just crush you
>>689517565
I dunno man I like it in a pinup sense
>>689517565
Well you shouldn't deary
>>689517567
Come 'ere!
>>689517690
>pomf
>>689517705
sorry man only admin can add you he isnt online
>>689514268
>Rattle rattle
>>689517394
Damn that's early. It's like 11:30 for me, I'm tired because I didn't wake up until late. I over slept
>>689517356
Good, hopefully one day I'll remember more people.
>>689517837
did i heard a snek rattle
Mistys mine.
>>689517806
Shite
>>689507855
A Hank Hill Claim!?
How wonderful!!!!
Sanae claimed.
>>689517837
oh my she's disintegrating
>>689518079
Hello
>Buzzzzzz
>Rattle
>>689517930
No no... that's the rattling of the dead.
>>689518107
Maybe a little bit.
>>689518107
Oh lord, the hex maniac finally joined.
>>689518265
nice
>>689518273
hi mate ho are you
>>689518107
nice who are you
>>689518079
Sanae is a very close word to snek so i shall welcome you as a brother
>>689518107
So are a new anon here? or haven't i met you yet? Just wondering
>jenny
Only 4 hours left in work. Survival mode on...
>>689518236
I'm back, the least I can say.
>>689518636
Thank you, I've been away for a while... Other than that good to see ya Snek.
>>689507855
Claimed
>>689518770
Rolling to insult the fuck out of you're waifu.
>>689518636
Doing ok, been better but overall fine. You?
>>689518079
Oh shit, this one is back
So where were you?
>>689519049
Oops, wrong post.
>>689518893
Reroll!
>>689518079
Woah
How are you Sanae?
Long time no see.
>>689518954
Welcome back then
>>689519049
>>689519108
It's a good thing my internet is slow. Otherwise i would've already shitposted back
I passed out on Mizore again... someone end me
>>689519286
I don't know enough about xj9 to insult her properly. It would just be "hurr durr robot pussy."
Really the only thing I remember was her crazy scientist creator and there was some confused boy who fell in love with her.
>>689518954
yea same i jump on those threads pretty rarely those days good to see you as well
>>689519049
yea good as well nice to see an oldfag from time to time
>>689519455
Of course. Shiki still posts as well.
Tenryuu is absent a lot, a lot of members have just... Left.
You missed a lot of "elitist drama" and other bullshit. Feel blessed you missed it tho.
>>689519070
Great to see you Syndra. I was far away. How's it been?
>>689519193
It's been a while. I be honest, terrible and in bad health. How are you?
>>689519226
Thank you Miho, what's up?
>>689519455
How's life been treating you?
>>689519580
we all are in touch actually we have a telegram group with all the oldfags one for newfags
and a ts3 group in that one we talk everyday
i'm glad i missed the drama as well
>>689519348
don't be lazy, end yourself
>>689517837
>rattle rattle
>>689519610
like shit so nothing really changed
you?
>>689519451
That's pretty much the plot really.
>>689519777
Checked
>>689519610
Stress it up...
>>689519926
ohh shit
duble trips in one thread
snek confirmed god >>689519777
>>689519782
I just listened to /o/'s latest autistic creation. That's close enough.
>>689519782
What's up, Sachi?
>>689519777
Ohhhh so you guys are to truly blame for the elitist cry babies. You guys caused me a lot of trouble with your exclusiveness.
I would like an apology.
>>689519777
am I in the wrong telegram chat because its fucking dead but you guys still mention it
>>689520286
sorry?
i guess?
hey wanna join us?
>>689520349
yes you are in the newfag one
not the oldfag one
>>689520539
Waifu - The Peeps
that's newfag? its pretty eh but ok makes sense
>>689519855
Got back for something that I shouldn't have been a part of, caused too much trouble for me. It's over now and hopefully it'll stay that way.
>>689520052
It's bad ain't it? Besides that anything else?
>>689520628
sorry mate
>>689520471
Thank you, and no.
I'm fine only using the threads to communicate.
Personally I believe that using third party programs to talk is a bit unnecessary. I understand steam stuff, playing together and all.
But you are causing a schism between users and these threads seem to be the front line.
>>689520734
i guess only the elitist can join the good telegram
>>689520247
the sky :^)
eh not much really
isn't it like 5am for you now?
>rattle
>>689520232
it depends on how autistic we talking
>>689520673
ohh you were in a terrorist group
jk glad you made the right decision tho
Pinkie pie and Maud pie, pure best sisters and best ponies.
Fuck you all
>>689520812
We won't stand for this elitism.
DOWN WITH THE OLDFAGS.
>>689520821
They did Night of Fire this time.
>It was amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvTE7t_n6sk
>>689520812
>>689520925
I agree.
>>689519610
In fine, just bussy with work
>>689520349
Its dead because people are either working or sleeping
>>689520736
by you
you mean me or like all of us
and no it's not a front line
>>689520734
REEEE, fucking elitists, you are ruining this community.
REEEEE
>>689520925
>>689520812
>>689520976
samefag
>>689521055
it'll go like 20 hours before something happens, some new guy joined a while ago tho
>>689521142
What if I am?
>>689521142
Stop being so elitist you fucking jerk.
You elitist don't even appriciate the kappa.
>>689520821
Close. 4.
Your time is... 12? maybe?
Can't quite remember.
>>689521163
>some new guy joined
>new guy
>new
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>689520673
Just got over a cold. Other then that same old
>>689521130
This isn't reddit faggot
>>689521386
We have tom get rid of this disgusting elitism
NEWFAGS UNITE.
>>689521473
You are right, this is /trash/.
>>689521075
These telegram and other third party chat services are the cause.
You've basically made a VIP room with a huge "Fuck off, but look this way" neon sign.
And it has brought on a lot of shit posting and cry babies. It is fairly annoying to deal with, and even be around.
Elitism is good, but this isn't the way to express it. We're all on the same boat in waifu, your exclusions to new members resonate well with the rebellious overtones of the plebian oppressed. Don't be surprises if you find yourself ostracized when the gentrification becomes the new normal.
Ai is Love
Ai is Life
>>689520843
Are you going to frequent the threads more often?
And thank you, I hope I did make a decent decision.
>>689521055
Glad to know you're fine, anything happen when I was away?
>>689521402
That's some good news. Got any updates on the thread?
>>689521375
Are you a new one or the same one?
>>689521598
>Elitism is good, but this isn't the way to express it. We're all on the same boat in waifu, your exclusions to new members resonate well with the rebellious overtones of the plebian oppressed. Don't be surprises if you find yourself ostracized when the gentrification becomes the new normal.
Good way to put it but sadly I think it's too late.
>>689521598
anyone can join though, the newfags are retarded
>>689521598
>rebellious overtones of the plebian oppressed.
I have no clue why, but I had a good laugh at that.
>>689521688
Shizuru? Same one, i thinks. Not aware there's been any others.
>>689521598
>>689521598
meh i don't really care i mean who cares about special grups as long as we are all equal here
>snek
