Pooly Describe Videogames Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Starting off easy.
>Wake up
>Fight ayy lmaos
>Stop a flood
>Blow up massive space station.
>>689506691
Halo?
>>689507015
Well, its WAS easy mode.
Tf2 robot update?
Mvm?
>Be ice cube
>Thaw out
>Kill son
>Blow up college
>>689507234
>>689507308
Not tf2 related, they are ayy Lmaos
>>689506691
My guess is foom, but I might be wrong.
Or halo
>>689507234
>>689507308
>>689507481
Guys, >>689507015
got it
>>689507439
Fallout 4?
>Where's my bitch
>Oh, there she is
>Where's my daughter
>Found her
>Apocalypse
>>689506691
>Move from hometown
>Caravan gets rekt
>Can talk to dead people now apparently
>>689507611
yep
>>689507857
New Vegas: Honest Hearts?
>>689507965
Nope
>wake up from grave
>hunt four dudes
>burn their asses
>fight last dude
>burn or not
>>689508292
ds3
>hurr durr back from far away land
>sexy bitch you banged gets killed
>her daughter get kidnapped by guys that more than likely were gunna gangbang her
>crawl around a lot
>scary dude brands you
>cool powers oh wow
>save daughter
>die but not die
>>689508395
Dishonored
>orange butt
>salt powered robot
>push car
>giant explosion outside
>walk around
>beat up cops
>gather music
>beat up cultists
>magic shenanigans
>pass out
>travel back in time
this thread is too much fun to not be a semi-normal occurrence
>>689508451
Yep
>be a goat
>do goat things
>sacrifice idiot humans to satan
>become devil goat
>do more goat things
>>689506691
>>>/v/341231985
>tried rebooting the thread on /v/
>0 replies
feelsbadman.jpg
at least we have this one, thanks based op.
>>689508677
Goat Sim.
Simple sis.
>>689508292
darksiders?
HARD MODE (maybe)
>horror?
>not horror
>hidden passages
>conspiracy theorist father
>red light on = no enter
>red haired dyke
>>689508705
np bruh
>>689508466
Overwatch
>>689508504
Earthbound.
Git gud.
>>689508937
gone home?
ive never played it
>>689508504
different (but related) game:
>stuck on an island
>everything is beautiful and peaceful
>fat faggot shows up and fucks up everything
>literal fags tell you to pull needles
>team up with magician tomboy and some others
>final confrontation with army commander
>o shit, world ends
>ordoesit.png
I'd say both of these are decently hardmode, prove me wrong /b/
>>689509156
noice
>wake up
>kill cops
>become president
>>689509164
well shit that ruins the other one
rip
>grand theft otto
>>689506691
>be blonde robo
>robots attack refugee truck
>apparently a loli can drive nowadays
>get on truck by jumping off a truck
>cue the epic music
>save redhead refugee
>demthighs.jpeg
>scientist kills nature with spaceship
>nope.jpeg
>ur ded
>theplantknows.mov
>Robot Invasion
>Collect Shiny Shit
>Fuck Up Robots
>Fucking Mousetrap
>Go To Restaurant To Stop Robots
>Go Inside Own Head Twice
>Skate Park With Shitty Ball Gimmick
>throw snoop out a window
>>689509387
EZ. Mother 3.
What other game makes you pull needles to destroy the world?
>>689508292
Megaman Zero
>a sparrow steals your flying hawaiin glory
>>689509763
point taken.
>your mum and dad want to kill you
>junkie sensei
>punch a emu
>blue guy with a rubix cube
>hit a pig man with a hammer
>gotta drive fast
>gotta wear gurren lagann glasses
>be delivery slave child
>rescued from robo-massacre
>boss is blonde
>robo-assault
>find colored rocks
>kill snake
Super hardmode. Prove me wrong fags
>paint ancient reptiles
>>689510357
sonic boom of all games
WTF
>>689510525
what? also, no.
>Captured by ayy lmaos
>Die
>Shoot birds
>Come back to life
>>689506691
>press buttons
>shit happens
>birds be flying
>gun goes bang bang
>miss
>rover laughs
>cuss out the dog
>>689510816
it's not even bait at this point
>>689510343
mgs?
>>689510884
i'm just gonna assume that means meaty gag suck, so no
>what are ya buyin?
>what are ya sellin?
>Ayy Lmao
>hippies
>>689510178
>>689510357
holy shit these are the easiest I could come up with, surprised no one's claimed them by now
>>689510884
ok I looked it up and no. you're far from correct
>>689511237
Destroy all humans
>>689510357
Mario paint
>>689510343
hint:
you get to tap dat loli ass after the snake battle
>>689511345
nop, but close
>wake up in old car
>find an old gun
>kill aliens
>get more guns and armor
>wolf themes
>kill some gods and some robots
>kill other players 9 times
>mercury awaits
>>689511486
Dinosaurs coloring and painting game
>>689507743
witcher
>>689511088
I'm buyin dubs
>>689511335
Mmmmhmmm
>>689509453
simpsons road rage
>pedophile priest
>baptism
>hand marks
>hot girl
>piss off bird
>end in baptism
>>689509635
Def Jam Fight for New York
>3 dudes
>crimes
>>689511663
close enough i suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWDL8IxMDqs
>>689511891
Bioshock infinite
>>689511922
gta v
>>689511922
Hotline Miami
>>689511088
Elder scrolls series
>>689511891
Bioshock Infinite?
>>689512127
>>689512006
yee yee
>>689511813
close but no pubes
>>689511903
true
>be janitor
>every gets energy drinks except me
>zombies
>do parkour and get awesome guns
>1on1
>final destination
>no items
>>689512305
OH FUCK
SUNSET OVERDRIVE
>go in lane
>fight Korean
>lose game
>>689512350
my nigga
>>689512317
fox only
>>689512300
oh shit simpsons hit and run
>>689512401
Kek
>>689512401
League of Legends
>>689512495
yeah!
>kill not zombies
>get dosh
>buy guns
>kill bigger not zombies
>>689507857
Murder: Soul Suspect?
>>689512556
Yep
>cheeky breeki
>>689511647
destiny
>>689512410
boi whats your gamertag
>wake up naked
>everyone's an asshole
>>689509423
Saints row?
>>689512603
Borderlands?
>>689512758
Doom 4?
>wake up
>feeling cold
>get burned, feel healthier
>murder 5 dudes
>win
>>689512823
Nope
>>689512819
nop
>>689512641
stalker
>be not a human
>brother is a dick
>get thrown into a lake
>water feels like acid
>wake up
>fucked up body
>revenge
>be 50 yr old edgelord with amnesia
>ayy lmao blows shit up
>takes advantage of your stupidity and enslaves you
>you can steal guns from ayy lmaos and ppl
>>689512861
Yep
>>689512728
Yeah! You addicted to that shit like me?
>>689512874
sounds like the beginning of soul reaver
>drive car
>crash into ball
>>689511647
Dont forget about the shitty loot system
>>689512874
Soul reaver
>>689512749
>L V C I N A
on xbox 1
>>689513011
Right
>>689512943
i wish you would stop this meme talk, maybe someone would understand what the fuck you're talking about then.
>>689513046
yeah I was going to include that but it would have been too obvious
>>689513128
How do you function you autist
>spawn someplace
>punch tree
>>689513128
Newfag detected
>>689513128
>summerfag detected
>>689512943
Saints row 4?
>>689513261
Aidscraft
>>689513261
Block game
>>689511726
Yep
>be canuck
>die
>swim
>black robot jizz
>kill self
>swim deeper
>railguns n shieeet
>>689513288
what the hell? no. this should be pretty fucking easy. nice dubs tho
>Huge space battle
>Become War Hero
>Betrayed, framed for murder
>Daughter kidnapped, you and family killed
>Swear vengence
>fucking bitch doublecrossed me
>I escape, time to kill the bitch
>Need money
>don't ask questions
>everyone is dead and i come out on top
>fuck yeah
>>689513562
megaman zero?
>>689512943
Duke Nukem Forever
>>689513675
Naw fam
>build shit
>make people come out of shit you built
>send people to attack opponents shit
>person is also Korean
>lose game again
>>689513819
starcraft
>>689513819
Starcraft 2 AKA the national sport of Korea
>go to mars
>fight edf
>not the demon one
>super kickass sledgehammer
>>689513715
it's Shadow the Edgehog wth that was easy asf
>>689513869
Yeah boi
>Be dying man
>have regrets man
>tech lets you write memories where you acheive your dreams
>tech then kills you
>call two doctors to use tech on you
>>689513926
Red faction: Guerilla
>>689510131
Zeno Clash!
What a great game
>be born
>fuck gril
>watch dad go bye bye
>hardcore parkour
>>689510778
Prey
Never even played it
>get thrown out of car
>steal a bike
>ride home
>fuck things up
>become inofficial gouverneur of a whole state
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>689513659
GTA 3
>>689512833
dark souls?
>>689514454
Correct.
>>689514301
ass creed 2
>hats
>conga
>arrive in town
>get made mayor
>doggy secretary
>>689514505
Correct
>>689514540
Conga Fortress?
>Zombies
>You play as soni- I mean Kyle
>hardcore freerun
>>689514540
Overwatch
>>689514383
nigger car stealing
>>689514548
animal crossing
>>689514651
Close. That's the third one. I'm taking about the second one.
>>689514608
Yes
>>689514752
Battleborn
>>689506691
>cheeki breeki
>blablabla mr. freeman
>>689511088
Ressy 4!
>>689514894
Counter strike
>>689514894
Half-life 3
>cant jump
>testing facility
>science up in here
>cake is promised
>>689514894
Day of Defeat: Source
>>689513261
DotA 2?
>>689514894
damn, that could be anything!
>>689515031
FUCKING PORTAL
>send envoys for trade agreement
>get rejected
>at least ask for non agression
>they start a war
>get rekt
>ROMA INVICTA
>>689514883
Shadow of the Chernobyl
>Ghost chicken
>Chicken with bat
>Motorcyclist with knives
>Officer thick skin
>Journalist does no kill
>>689511088
Resident evil 4
>fuckin trees and shit
>be a shitskin if u wanna
>multi level homes
>annoying ass enemies (especially the airborne ones)
>overall chill game to play with friends
>keep loot on characters in singleplayer and multiplayer
>Be solider
>get told to kill enemies with sword
>boss stabs me but survive
>recruit army to kill my boss
>bosses boss kills me as I save army friends
>>689515229
Mein Kraft
>>689511088
>LEON!
>>689515250
Metal gear2????
>>689515250
metal gear: revengeance
>>689515273
nah
>abstract daddy
>hold hands
>eat watermelon
>>689515186
You got it.
>dad sucks at his job
>bro comes back into town
>bald dude say go meet up with him
>slash slash bang bang
>lady on bike
>mfw have to climb a giant ass tower
>bald guy is the villain
>kill bro
>name business
>>689515193
Might be Dead Rising
>>689515359
No sir
>youse the chosen one
>shit son you got killed quick
>You have died
>You have died
>You have died
>You have died
>You have died
>>689515459
Dark Souls
>>689515459
dark souls
>>689515332
octodad?
>>689515518
>octodad?
No
This might be a bit harder, so i'll add some tips
>Do errands with a shovel
>An hero at the end
>be junior-engineer
>be virigin, of course
>get a job on a boat on a diving-mission
>get a handjob by the ships doc
>hookup with the captains daughter
>she's also virgin
>get a handjob/blowjob/sex in a jacuzzi
>not with crush
>discover each others body
>to be continued...
>>689515557
Shovel knight?
>>689515557
postal 2
>>689515517
>>689515518
Winner winner, souls for dinner!
>>689515459
Dark Souls 1, 2 or 3.
>be Red and White
>kill Monster
>become god
>be retard in wheelchair
>thunder out of head lolz
>break out of facility
>find retard with 3 fingers
>dafuq? He can posses people
>rebel against enslavement
>*farts**laughs*
>"Hey! All of ya!
>>689515705
God of War
>>689515705
God of war
>>689515459
dark soulsies
>>689513036
rockit leeg
< kill people to get out of asylum
< kill more people
< kill a lot more people in a very gory way
< go into your own head to kill the person that makes you kill people
< wake up with new name
>edges
>hard as hell
>8bit
>>689515705
god of war
>>689515759
>>689515773
Right but it was a easy one
>>689515705
OKAMI
>>689515229
Terraria
>>689515833
metal gear solid 5
>>689515747
oddworld?
>>689515836
qbert?
>be in New Orleans
>mardi gras
>find red crow suit and diamonds
>find and kill black crows
>also yellow crows, if you get caught
>>689515883
bingo
>>689515896
WinRAR
>>689515887
It's something made by rockstar
hardmode
>autistic automaton
>bocce ball bombs
>weebs everywhere
>cut my life into pieces
>>689515910
nope
>>689515833
Manhunt!
>be american soldier
>kept in the dark about everything
>kill aids zombies
>marilyn manson ayy
>nuke a desert
>be cyka blyat
>>689515938
who's in a wheelchair in that game?
>>689516009
Counter Strike
>>689516004
Yep! You win a vape!
>>689516037
Munch. The aquatic dude. You throw him in a wheelchair onland. I mean you could also not do that, but that's just torture.
>Be sports star like dad
>city gets attacked
>wake up in future
>save world
>>689516009
counter strike
>>689516120
Final Fantasy X
>>689509596
sonic
>all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ.
>be grill
>have titts
>jumping n stuff
>shooting everything
>command/manage spaceship
>carry vital information
>hunted by opposition
>need to make it to base
>>689516119
oh, played only the first two. never even heard of munch
>>689516263
San andreas
>>689516278
Perfect dark?
>>689516278
tomb raider
>>689516263
Gta San Andreas
And I did this mission first try lol
>be funny asian
>be driving in muscle car singing song
>arrive at sellers mansion
>cut bitches up with sword
>KO
>wake up
>mansion on fire
>find talking smartass with mask
>kill demons n shit
>find 3 swords
>kill bigger demons n shit
>mask asshole an hero
>game over
>>689516367
Winrar
>Wake up
>Sister kidnapped
>Get friend to help rescue her
>Quit talking, you blind bastard, I wanna play
>Also some weird guy who likes skulls
>>689516297
Damn son. It was an ok game. Had some gang mechanic where you get groups of people to beat the shit out of enemy.
>blue skeleton
>horrible fanbase
>be janitor
>boss wants to eat me
>go on mystical journey to become a demigod
>come back and save my homie workmates
>kill boss
>>689515332
Silent Hill 2?
>>689516328
Nope
>>689516475
Yes
>james bond game
>nothing like james bond
>weird eye powers and shit
>>689516462
Undertale
>Retrieve documents from French village
>Mustard gas outta nowhere
>Break the fucking gyroscope, do it faggot
>Hilarious ricochet cheatcode makes the game an arcade
>>689516463
oddworld, the first one
>dont cap on hightower!
>>689507857
Pillars of eternity?
>be little girl
>parents turn into ash
>house fire
>be crazy adult woman
>Acid trip
>find cat
>cut dolls with knife
>shoot dolls with pepper thing
>stomp on playing cards
>kill big puppet man
>Hunt for box october
>Get bossed around
>It was the taxidriver all along
>>689516639
Minecraft
>burn shit
>ram everything
>>689516639
The Cat Lady?
>be awesome squad
>be silent
>kill everyone
>ze germans
>>689516639
American McGee's Alice: Madness Returns
>>689516564
golden eye: rogue agent
>>689516608
Yeperino
>>689516172
Winrar
>obscure af
>rips off like 3 spy games
>be 9/10 with no personality
>omega 19
>cliffhanger ending with no sequel
>Be pretty cool clone guy of pretty bad guy
>Girlfriend gets killed
>Travel with friends on a giant
>Kill bad giant with your giant
>Realize bad giant was good giant all along
>be robo
>solve puzzles for god
>climb the tower?
Really good game. I suggest you guys play it (if someons guesses it)
>>689516799
Velvet Assassin
>>689516639
american mcgee's alice?
>>689516604
Cmon guys this is easy.
>>689516856
More obscure
>arcadia bay
>chick in photography school
>chick has time travels powers
>dumb emo/goth stoner chick best friend chick dies alot
>huge fucking hurricane
>teddy bear gets possessed
>kills little girls parents
>fight teddy
>where the fuck is my fairy
>why does that thing have my thing
>why am I a grass type Pokemon
>why are you a salesman
>why are you happy
>why does the moon look like its constipated
>why can I shapeshifter
>why did I give the man his fav mask back and he pays me back by leaving
>>689516945
Death is Odd
>>689516747
yea
>>689516945
Life is strange
>>689506691
>interplanetary sex
>>689516999
checked and no
>>689516615
Hat simulator
>>689517016
Ass Effect
>>689517007
yes
>>689516848
Easy, Talos Principle.
>come home from work
>muh birthday
>middle of night shit goes down
>find brother and daughter
>daughter is kill
>be emotional
>new daughter is ki-
>no she's not
>be hog
>go to war
>>689516718
Cmon guys its a awesome game
>>689517119
Bingo
> There's this hot chick
> She's majorly fucked up 'n mad 'n shit
> Some crap goes boom
> Hot chick not fucked up anymore.
>>689516971
Majora's Mask?
>>689517081
yep
>wake up in big plant
>a down up a down up
>storm out of nowhere
>get princess pussy
>>689517200
Yessir
>>689516799
Black
>>689516859
>>689516722
Correcto
>>689516908
Do mine >>689516803
>betrayed by former allies
>waifu killed and daughter kidnapped
>fucking gazillions of punches flying everywhere
>>689512603
Killing Floor, fam
>YUGE business
>>689517271
Nope
>>689516718
Ok a hint
>ww2
>>689517241
I think you should be more obscure, I've literally never played a minute of it lol
>be me
>be you
>really me the whole time
>standing one the edge of the crater
>be already a demon
>Its gonna be one of those days
>great mighty poo
>>689517318
ASURAS WRATH
That game was golden
>>689517125
The Last of Us
>>689516941
Alekhine's Gun?
>>689516604
is it an early medal of honor game?
>>689517376
Conker's Bad Fur Day.
>make characters
>fuck bitches
>get on billboards
>black eyed peas music
>hot tubs
>pointless but at least you can fuck
>>689517218
Ocarina of Time
>>689517350
Well shit
>>689517390
Same.
>be a catholic space nazi smurf knight
>kill green niggers
>kill more green niggers
>seriously just kill them
>it was a ruse
>got to kill your edgy emo brothers
>do it
>get backstabbed by your brother in arms
>>689517400
Still not obscure enough
>>689517453
Correcto
>>689517449
Urbz: Sims in the city?
>>689517449
Urbz: Sims in the City
>>689517389
Indeed. This is one of the best and yet most underrated video games ever made.
>>689517447
Bingo.
>>689517449
Sims?
>>689517479
Pikmin
>>689517345
I know the fucking game but I can't remember the name of it. You could impersonate officers and there was a scottish guy in it right?
>poor kid, grey hair
>gets to fight with a crazy robot
>saves world
>>689517432
Ye. the very first one.
>>689517531
>>689517566
Yep yep yep
>Be a nig nog
>Get aids
>kill a lot
>fly but not rly
>kill aids victims like yourself
>kill the guy who gave you aids in the end
>>689517650
Prototype 2?
>>689517345
Hidden and Dangerous?
This ones a hard one
>sick wife
>monsters
>new wife
>>689517686
Yup
>>689517613
only fps i ever played on a console
>>689506691
>wake up
>fight mentally retarded clone versions of Adeptus Astartes
>fight a clone version of a Primarch
>steal back your ship
>fight more shitty Astartes
>find out a space robot cuttlefish is trying to kill you
>go to the moon
>find out you're a trap space wizard
>kick cuttlefish's shit in
>>689516718
Ok ill eas it up a Bit
>be awesome squad
>be stelthy asf
>get the uniforms
>u-boats in hanger
>ze germans
> you see monster
> fite me
> you apply curse on monster
> monster uses magic to remove that curse
> monster jumps to you and hits you
> you try running away
> monster disables your movement
> friends come to help
> monster goes invisible
> friends reveal the invisible monster with some magic substance
> monster uses magic to remove the invisibility revealing and is invisible again
>live in dump
>fucking bitches made apartments right where my crib was
>I'm going to demolish it!!!
>pls don't throw me off building
Technically it is a vidya game, not really but oh well
>>689517731
The game that started nazi-em-ups, imho. The right way to do one.
>grandpa dies
>investigate spooky mansion
>"its not real!"
>fight zombie gladiator
>bonus hint:"THE RATS WILL EAT OUT YOUR EYES!"
>>689517591
Right!
>>689517743
FFIV?
>little green guys
>build spaceships
>>689517700
Nope
>>689515652
Yep! Was a bit worried i might have to say Gary Coleman
>>689508937
Maybe don't use the game that everyone just got for free on Playstation Plus.
>>689517842
Wreck-It Ralph is not a video game. It's a movie.
>>689517844
Dude fucking Eternal Darkness my nigga
>you're a clone of the last game's main character
>>689516379
Shadow Warrior
>>689517842
Wreck It Ralph
>>689515193
>officer thick skin
The adventures of Miami's greatest cop Manny Pardo. Also, russian mafia man tries to get a grip.
>Russia
>Kaboom
>Monsters
>can't breathe by yourself
>>689517904
Ksp
>be guy
>win mansion
>stop fucking humming
>>689517953
Metal Gear Solid?
>>689517183
Still waiting. Not hard if you think about fucked up girls.
>>689516294
FTL?
>>689517877
not even close my dude
>>689517904
kerbal can into space
>>689517980
Metro
>>689517947
WinRAR
Fucking love that game.
>>689517953
One of the Metal Gear games?
>>689517953
Mass Effect 2?
>>689517980
Metro
>>689517980
Metro?
>>689517980
Metro
>>689518007
Close, but no. I meant in chronological order of game release, not storyline-wise.
>>689517960
Bingo
>>689518040
not really since you just have cloned parts, still the original shep
>>689518039
MGS4
>>689517842
>>689517936
Nope, it's a real game too. You can/could play it at the arcade at Disneyland for free. Joysticks suck on all of them, strangely.
>>689512603
killing floor
>>689516971
Majora's Mask?
>>689518039
>>689518040
Nope and nope.
>have tard friend
>play with robots
>robots become real
>bad guy is incompetent
>great bgm
>>689518131
Fix-It Felix?
>>689517979
Ugh your right I forgot him, I'm glad you meme with the game such as I, Have a good life, and may the Miami Mutilator not hurt you :)
Spamming mine again bcuz I think it's pretty obscure and it got lost in the madness
>Be pretty cool clone guy of pretty bad guy
>Girlfriend gets killed
>Travel with friends on a giant
>Kill bad giant with your giant
>Realize bad giant was good giant all along
Hard mode engaged:
>Harry and Amy are coming to back us up
>I don't wanna die
>I am ... I am...
>>689518293
Fuck it, Star Wars force unleashed??
>>689517591
Commandos 2
I love that game
>amnesiafag
>lizards burn shit
>you are lizardfag
>Do everyones chores
>???????
>kill lizardking
>>689517953
Star wars force unleashed 2
>>689518306
Hard Mode? Please. House of the Dead/Typing of the Dead 2.
>>689517366
Try this one guys cmon
>you look after an autistic girl
>she keeps you from becoming a zombie
>be child
>big ass monster gets ass beat by tiny rat
>big ass monster turns into your bitch
>big ass monster lives in tiny ass ball now
>be strongest animal slaver in the region at the age of 10
>>689518000
Luigis mansion
>>689518405
Metal Gear Solid 5
>>689518000
Hint: >have vacuum cleaner
>>689518384
YES!
>>689518356
Nah. I'll give you a hint if you want.
>>689512758
Rust
>>689518463
YES
>>689518413
Pekemen?
>>689518497
Go ahead
>>689518413
Pokémon
>>689518395
Fuck. I'll try harder next time.
>>689518466
Luigis mansion?
>>689518529
Yes indeed
>you can kill people
>>689518523
the Nuclear lyrics kinda gave it away, haha.
>>689518428
Bingo
>>689518558
>It's ____ time all the fucking time every 2 seconds.
>>689518566
Correct
>>689518623
Portal 2
>>689518614
Yup
>>689509828
too cryptic for you chumps
>>689518623
Every fucking game ever?
>>689518631
I figured, otherwise it would've been near impossible
>wake up happy
>empty field
>try to explore entire map without setting off any traps
>bombs sometimes explode you and you lose progress
>main character gets nervous when exploring new ground