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Just finished zootopia because I'm a faggot
Wasn't all that great. Had its moments, but overall it was just of campy and the plot seemed just kind of thrown together. What'd you degenerates think of it? Would you fuck the bunny?
>Meow
..or something.
>>689503989
Oh man, that would be so sick. When you do, you have to post pics for me.
>>689503235
>>689503235
>It has the face of a beast of a machine ready to eat your children.
How 'bout this?
>>689503566
>Just shloop her boop with a floop and give it some gloop
Yes I will, I think. I have no idea what in the hell you said, it sounds sexy.
>>689504034
Still didn't watch it although I downloaded it weeks a go. I don't think it can live up to the hype, there wasn't a real good Disney movie in quite a while. I certainly won't like it just because it has fuzzy ones, needs a good plot too.
>>689504100
Ayy, wassup Mew?
>>689504128
Fuck yeah! I still like Lambos even though they're the most cliche car ever. But nothing gets me harder than an old Countach. I would kill for one of those. Pic related.
still lurking
>>689504413
>Ayy, wassup Mew?
Oy dude! Nuffin' basically, just woke up and since I had the laptop lying in bed I didn't even left it yet. I'm thirsty and I need to pee but am too lazy to get up. (Well... being thirsty and needing to pee has a quick solution, but a messy one)
>>689504804
>(Well... being thirsty and needing to pee has a quick solution, but a messy one)
Kek. I mean, it would work. And you're into that kinda stuff. Just Saiyan.
God, this fucking bike. It's a damn succubus. I've watched this video countless times, and I still come back to it. I need it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3WdxhXlLpc
>>689505006
>And you're into that kinda stuff.
Yeah totally, but I need to be horny for that kinda shit. And it's way too early to be horny already, even tho I've got a piss semi. Damn should just get up instead of trying to come up with solutions not involving leaving my bed.
And how would you even go about pissing in your own mouth without making everything wet and messy? I'm not _that_ flexible, and usually when I do that I want it to be messy.
Internet is being a nigger today. It just won't work.
>>689505589
>And how would you even go about pissing in your own mouth without making everything wet and messy?
Gotta be careful and precise. I've done it before with minimal mess.
...This is such a weird thing to be talking about.
>>689505749
Hopefully it isn't as bad as mine was earlier. I literally couldn't even be mad at that point because it was just so ridiculous.
>>689504915
Because demons are known for being able to stuff huge things in their asses
Quit posting your shit-tier cringworthy shit amd post something fapable.
Give me your best, faggots.
>>689505760
>...This is such a weird thing to be talking about.
Yeah it kinda is when not horny. Amazing how that changes everything.
>Gotta be careful and precise.
I hate mornings so if anything I'm not careful and precise in any way until I'm awake for some hours.
>>689505875
>I literally couldn't even be mad at that point because it was just so ridiculous.
Lel. Slow internet is even worse than no Internet.
>>689506312
True. Wake da fuck up, brah. Get lewd an sheit.
>>689506457
That it is.
>>689506175
>Because demons are known for being able to stuff huge things in their asses
Everybody knows that.
>>689505875
And of course, I see this about two days after I delete the screenshot I had laying around for like four months. Firefox actually said I was downloading some images at NEGATIVE kb/s
>>689506255
>Complains
>Doesn't post anything either
Oh anon
>>689506579
Topkek. How even?
>>689506579
>downloading some images at NEGATIVE kb/s
At least you're giving back something to the internet. It was probably uploading your nudes somewhere.
>>689506255
Anything's fappable, you just aren't trying hard enough
Any s/ergals still up?
>>689506930
>HEHE...TOES...
Thanks for the clarification
>>689507220
more pawjobs
>>689507127
Can't really do /r/equests am afraid
>>689507758
holy fuck
>>689507758
>>689504413
>Ayy, wassup Mew?
Totally forgot to ask you, so how's things?
>>689507831
>>689507913
How y'all doing?
>>689507880
>>689507981
Doing alright. Pretty tired. Gonna go to bed after I finish fapping. On a similar note, I find myself fapping to fur a lot more often for some reason, even though I rarely ever did. Not sure what that's about.
>>689507981
Am aight, just woke up so basically doing nothing. You?
Requests don't hurt anybody
>>689507981
Ok, trying to hardcore money grind in GTA.
>>689508118
Please don't post cub
>>689508068
>Not sure what that's about.
No idea, but it's a good thing that you fap more in general. If humans or anthros isn't that important I think.
I fap even more since I got into fur but I guess that's more the novelty of the fetish to me. I'm wondering how that will be in a few years
>>689507966
more or sauce?
>>689508068
I always go through cycles between different varieties of porn. At the moment I'm in a fur phase again.
>>689508118
Had a day of hangover because of drinking so much last night with blood missing. Downloaded all of Jackass, movies and tv series, so I'm watching that.
>>689508291
Doing alright? Or fucking up?
>>689508367
I knew it!
>>689508423
Sauce is Kabangeh.
We're waiting for somebody to upload the DVD in /trash/
>>689508418
Who knows?
>>689508463
Well I think I'm going to be in a fur phase for a while too because apparently I cum a lot harder when looking at fur, and that's more than once. I actually have a reason to fap now rather than it just being a chore.
Is that TMI? I usually don't like talking about this stuff, but we're all degenerates, so I guess it wouldn't bother anyone I hope.
>>689508627
Fuck, that is so hot.
>>689508850
It's not TMI even if it's a furfaggotry thread, this is 4chan you nerd. -Everything- is TMI here
>>689508850
Not really considering where you are. And I totally get where you're cuming from.
>>689508463
A little of both, I'll try to grind for more tomorrow, a lot. I'm already experienced at grinding like it was second nature, so it won't be much of a problem.
>>689508850
Eh, I was dumping my twink folder in another thread while we were oogling at car and bikes, so nah,
>>689508988
I know, but I try to be different. I don't like talking about sexual stuff, it's just not me.
>>689509019
Yeah, I guess that's true.
>>689508850
>I actually have a reason to fap now rather than it just being a chore.
Glad to hear that! It can only be a good sign..
>Is that TMI?
I don't give a fuck. It's 4chan, /b/ no less if someone can't handle a little dirty info then they definitely don't belong here.
>but we're all degenerates
Yeh.
Speaking of TMI I'm gonna do the same now, I'm hard from needing to piss so I might as well fap. The tools are ready.
>>689509216
>It can only be a good sign..
I'm not so sure about that. When I enjoy fapping it's usually a bad thing because I end up fapping A LOT. I use to fap 12 hours a day, 5 times a day, 7 days a week. My libido is fucking insane, and I'm already fapping again. But hey, at least I kinda enjoy it now.
>>689509139
You're already a furfag, you really don't need to try any harder; you're about as different as they get. I would know, I'm a furfag
>>689508293
Furries, the only place you can brag about having a 20 inch dick and not be lying
>>689509585
That's true. I'm just a very discreet person. I feel uncomfortable talking about these kind of topics. But I guess not anymore.
>>689509448
>I use to fap 12 hours a day, 5 times a day, 7 days a week.
Moderation is key nigger. I did that when I got into fur for some weeks. Every day, edging from getting up to going to sleep. Had the biggest cums in years.
>When I enjoy fapping it's usually a bad thing because I end up fapping A LOT
It's not like your dick will fall off or anything, and it's a really good time waster if you've got nothing to do.
>>689509022
Coolio. Don't fuck up too much then.
>>689509139
Furfag threads are about sharing porn and good conversation. No matter the topic. Speaking of which. The fucking poo cocktail, I'm suprised that was in the first episode of jackass. I thought it was much later they did that.
>>689509716
>I'm just a very discreet person. I feel uncomfortable talking about these kind of topics.
Which is actually kinda cute in regard to what you jerk it to in these threads. Discreet furfags don't seem to be the norm. You're on that end of the spectrum, then there's facialbro on the other end lel.
>>689509716
Think about it like this: people are assholes and will judge you anyway, so do what you want (unless it involves hurting others or making them suffer on your behalf) and tell the haters to gobble your knot
>>689510049
>Which is actually kinda cute in regard to what you jerk it to in these threads
Yeah, that's kinda the reason. I feel as though I'm a little too weird, even for furfags. I'm probably so discreet because my family is very indiscreet, so I naturally became the exact opposite of how they all were.
>>689510220
Kek, I guess so. I need to learn to do that for many other reasons as well. Thank you for the advice, anon.
>>689510220
>so do what you want (unless it involves hurting others or making them suffer on your behalf) and tell the haters to gobble your knot
Yeah this. I don't get why there's so much hate in the furst place, but you're right.
>>689510049
I know right? All the furries I know irl aren't discreet at all and they just post shit all over facebook for their normie families and friends to see.
>>689510342
>I feel as though I'm a little too weird, even for furfags.
I doubt that. I think I'm just as weird and so are some others here. Sure we've got the vanilla guys as well but I would be surprised if you deviated that much from the norm.
>>689510342
Would you be surprised if I told you I never follow my own advice? Out of fear of judgment from others, I hide my power level. Sometimes I feel like I'm just too much of a faggot degenerate to belong in a healthy society
>>689510437
I don't know any irl furs so I don't know but that's what everybody says basically. I've seen lots of FB fur cringe posted on various blogs tho.
>>689510726
Mate. I know EXACTLY how you feel. I'm literally exactly how you described yourself, word for fucking word. And I tell others the same. So no, I'm not really that surprised.
>>689510861
That one confused me, I thought that was a herm for a sec.
>>689510726
>Sometimes I feel like I'm just too much of a faggot degenerate to belong in a healthy society
Well I hide my power level when around normies as well, but on 4chan I go all out. We're freaks anyway.
>>689510220
>>689510220
People aren't always assholes. My coworkers at my old job guessed that I was a furry without me telling them and I was pretty uncomfortable about it because I'm a pretty private person. One day the next week they all wore fox ears/tails to work and a couple of em took me to a petting zoo with foxes at it
>>689511045
>My coworkers at my old job guessed that I was a furry without me telling them
That's impressive. They've got some good fur-dars. I can do the same, but that's only because I myself am a furry. Do you think they're furries too?
>>689510432
The primary reasons are misinformation, autism, and preaching. Remember that god-awful CSI episode? That's had a large role in shaping public opinion. Recently, though, there have been a few credible journalists who are actually taking an unbiased interest in our weirdness. What strikes me as really odd, though, is that anthropomorphism involving animals has existed for l i t e r a l millennia, even became popular in kids' TV shows in the 90's, yet people criticize and shun it because the kids who grew up watching it began to enter puberty during this era and boys are known to jack off to pretty much anything with a pair of tits
>>689511045
>guessed that I was a furry without me telling them
Lolwut, how would that work? Did you give hints all the time?
>One day the next week they all wore fox ears/tails to work
That raises even more questions..
>couple of em took me to a petting zoo with foxes at it
Top fucking kek! Also petting zoo sounds a lot lewder in fur context.
>>689511195
>Do you think they're furries too?
That would be fucking weird, in what kinda workplace would everyone just turn out to be a furry?
>>689511450
A pretty good one?
>>689511045
It was a generalization; of course there will always be good people out there who support us, but the overwhelming majority, I feel, has placed this stigma on us because they misconstrue it with bestiality and sexual deviancy. They're not entirely wrong, but hate don't solve shit
>>689511450
I dunno. What I was really thinking is that maybe one of them was a furry, told their co-workers, and the furry one suspecting the other guy and told his co-workers "hey, I think he's a furry, let's do something for him". Unless they all coincidentally have really, really good fur-dars. Normies can't usually pick up on that stuff unless they know enough about it.
>>689511544
Also this.
>>689511322
>Remember that god-awful CSI episode?
Nope, a furry episode of what? I hate CSI anyway so I wouldn't just randomly watch it but I may do that if I need to cringe real hard. There's no way it would've turned out any good.
>yet people criticize and shun it because the kids who grew up watching it began to enter puberty during this era and boys are known to jack off to pretty much anything with a pair of tits
Yeah that sounds reasonable. I like how furries aren't even accepted by the regular /b/tard even tho they are fucking freaks themselves..
>>689509839
You know what, I might go to sleep. Don't know why, but I'm feeling some form of vidya fatigue. Haven't felt something like this since my two day hardcore grindfest I did on State of Decay.
>>689511687
>fur-dars
lol that word!
>>689511839
Go to sleep, nigga. Sleep is good. I'm going to do that soon as well.
>>689511887
It's like a gaydar but for furfags.
>>689511839
Only ever got that from WoW grinds, but I've yet to play much other vidya. Have a good night man!
>>689511983
>>689511921
Well I can't for now, I might do something boring or long, like reading a Wikipedia entry or a Listverse list.
>>689512077
Damn, some human in my fur as well. I need to sort better.
>>689512077
Hawt. I think I have that one already, actually.
>>689511696
There's a reason 4chan hates us, and it doesn't really have anything to do with this current crowd. Long ago, probably around 100 years ago this Thursday, furshit used to be spammed ALL over this board. There was a massive influx of furfags who came here seeking solace (before sites like FA, fchan, society existed) and they wound up totally shitting up the place. This caused /b/tards to reject them because they were annoying autists with no boundaries, but when /b/ pushed back, all they did was piss and moan about "muh fursecution", which pissed off /b/ even more because everyone's retarded on the internet. Then there was the whole April fur's day thing that moot pulled (which I actually found pretty lulzy)
>>689512077
Uhhh
>>689512077
by the nails and fingerskin its still 16 at maximum...reported
>>689511983
This pic made my night
>>689512077
What the fuck where's her fur
>>689512105
>I might do something boring or long.
Well I know of something fun and long.
>>689510841
Yeah well probably some of that cringe is from someone I know. I see enough crap from these morons I wouldn't be suprised it gets out.
>>689512117
Yeah it's like the most perfect pussy. Was lucky when I went to a pussy rate thread one day. I usually don't do that at all but I was bored to shit.
needs more feral
>>689512213
A limo ride? Nah, it's too late for that. Maybe on my B-day, might get high, get laid and maybe get a horrific undiscovered mutant STD.
>>689512282
Human pussy really gets me off. My skinfag folder isn't very big, but there's a lot of really nice pussy shots in it. I love pussy even more than I love dick.
>>689512341
Sounds pretty fuckin sick, brah.
>>689512341
Go hard or go home
>>689512341
You'll be able to shoot ants from your dick
>>689512124
>This caused /b/tards to reject them because they were annoying autists with no boundaries, but when /b/ pushed back, all they did was piss and moan about "muh fursecution"
Lol yeah true, guess only bronies can be even cringier. Tho I'm obviously biased.
>Then there was the whole April fur's day thing that moot pulled (which I actually found pretty lulzy)
True, wish I had witnessed that going down.
Fuck sake
>tfw I only lurk these threads because I like the artstyle of a lot of furry art
>the rest of /b/ is real shitty 3dpd threads
Fuck, I hate it when I forget to set my timer back to my normal 60 seconds after posting in another thread.
>>689512148
>by the nails and fingerskin its still 16 at maximum
That was debunked a while ago, I've seen this posted quite some times. Are you the same guy who goes all
>Don't post cub, Zoe is 16!1!
all the time?
>>689512153
>What the fuck where's her fur
Lel
>>689512493
Then I guess I'll impregnate women with my magic dick ants, create and army of mutant ant babies.
>>689512745
>>689512766
Don't post cub please
>>689512778
Kill yourself.
>>689512778
Fuck up dumbass.
>>689512568
>I-i'm just here for the art
>I don't fap to these I swear, mom!
Anon it's ok, our dicks are all probably out anyway, I know mine is
>>689512778
Nah, that's jailbait. Hot. Mexican. Furry. Jailbait.
>>689512859
I don't lurk & fap, I just lurk & save
I fap when I sort through the images months later
>>689512445
>Human pussy really gets me off.
Yeah same. I'm very happy that I'm attracted to stuff actually existing as well. I can't stand most pro porn tho, so I have a huge collection with amateur stuff. Real masturbation is the best thing ever.
>>689512510
Bronies are the fucking worst. It feels extra bad knowing they exist, because MLP was actually a pretty good show (never got past season 1), then they started showing up and it all kind of created this giant ball of fuck hurtling down jizz mountain
Also the amount of butthurt from the furfags that day was insane. I had so many keks that day
