Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat
Miho claimed
Claimed
>>689490105
True, i think you told me to in the discord as well.
I cant kill myself if the sand squad kills me first. Im good, we can always laugh about it.
>>689490395
>He cant live in a shitty area and work overnight, he must want replies
Go be shallow somewhere else newfriend
>>689489715
I feel ya, im trying to get out of my music hole as well. Been mainly hitting up some metal.
>>689491420
Affirming subpar existence
>>689490994
(karen)
when did karen start working at mcdonalds desu?
>>689491394
Guys can you please not spam LUL in the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then stop spamming LUL.
>>689491566
what wrong?
>>689491394
Twitch meme, wew.
>>689491394
SPAM HARDER
>>689491542
>
>>689491566
Your existence is top tier to me.
>>689491394
nigger do you even have discord so I can give it to you?
>>689491632
ay it's another character by the same voice actor cosplay
>>689491606
>
>>689491394
This'll be good for Twitch.
>>689491492
What have you found? I'll listen to anything at this point.
>Except country
>>689490402
Yep, a lot of people said they weren't going to buy it. If it's playable I don't see why not, I mean yes it's next-gen. The graphics are supposed to jump out at you but fuck I just want to experience the game kek.
For the princess.
>Best idol claimed
>>689491566
>
>>689491648
you know it mang
>>689491528
Jew
>>689491542
Blondie
>>689491632
Nothing. Just not feeling happy, i suppose.
One of those days.
>Rattle
>>689491394
fuck off dude we can do whatever we want tbh famalama.
still here
>>689491854
do you even have discord faggot
Can't invite you if you don't have it
>Karen
>>689491826
yes
Im expecting this discord to be pure cancer though
>>689491837
twitch meems lol
>>689491854
Yo.
>>689492090
Invite me.
>>689491189
Cuteness and they look better than any girl
Also they don't go bat shit insane any unexpected second
>>689491867
ah i see
>rattle rattle
>>689491826
so you telling me it was a prank?
>>689491826
Thanks
>>689491843
Oh, mini me is back.
Also, thanks.
Anti my waifu device.
>>689492223
>>689492121
post em
>>689492134
>
>>689491269
Who knows where the anon who was advertising thread went
>>689492326
kill the cancer tbqh.
why didn't they move to /trash/ yet?
>>689491837
LAMMME! I'd get it for nostalgia and the previous games had AMAZING bosses
Do it for her
>>689490731
>karen
>I watch ALL convos and who talks to who the most
I'm good. Relaxing night. You?
>>689491189
>tomo
Hmmm?
>>689492487
What do you mean, dude? Advertising where?
I can help you out if you gimme some more info
One. Whole. Post.
>>689490402
You consider me a unicorn then? A New Mexican unicorn? Hah, I adore the concept. A "rikka anon" and "makoto anon" about reading and formality, respectively? I'm not sure that I follow. I can only guess that you mean you're alluding to me in conversation? I'm sorry if I'm a bit slow (in both reply and critical thinking) tonight. My bottle of wine is dwindling.
I thought this was hanging out with you. And do not mock my dynamic duo, they are the epitome of my life force!
>witnessed 6'3" guy one leg jump...etc.
What kind of grand opening is that? I've been to three grand openings this year, and if someone did that to the wine casks, I'd be amazed and appalled. What do you do for a living?
>>689492487
Kirino?
>>689492487
Not sure
>>689492600
The dude saying "please come to this thread"
>>689492691
What?
Tohsaka's back
>>689492697
Impostor.
If trips Shinoa get
>>689491837
Not really a whole lot, but im still looking
>Except country
Im so glad you said that, country is garbage tier music. That said - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTUP4ET2IE0
>>689491826
Go to bed you nerd
>>689492725
what up shinoa bro
>inb4 "Where have you been?!"
>>689492725
What up shorty
>>689491394
>>689492238
Someone has to fire the lazer
Claiming Rin. My computer killed itself last night and my first actual conversations on here were killed.
I am currently enjoying Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time, and it is a spectacular experience.
>>689493165
Who?
>>689492725
Because he said he was making a new thread and someone from the thread hugged me nonstop for more than an hour. And i gotta put him in his place
>>689493165
Oh hey, long time no see.
>>689492571
>I watch ALL convos and who talks to who the most
Legit spooked right now
My ship will be best? As expected of the smugs
I'm at the end of my rope right now dude, about to go to sleep and it's 9:30 am lol
>>689492235
All a prank tbh
>>689493012
not yet
>>689492782
back to SILVER AMIRITE PLEASES OLD MEN
>>689492233
sorry i didnt see the post and huh
>>689492571
hm?
>>689492449
>I'm stupid
>How do I do this
>>689493165
who the fuck are you
>>689493165
>Where have you been?
Also, hi.
Enjoy your away(?) time?
>>689492235
Yup. Lame stuff.
>Rattle rattle
>>689493299
Fair enough.
>>689493520
>>689492449
Karen help
>>689493165
Where you been?
>>689493491
Huh?
Rory-sama claimed
>>689492644
>
What's what can ya do, NMU? (Your nickname from me)
Rikka said something about loving to read and I thought "hey! Eureka is mainly on /lit/ so what not introduce them one day if they meet? Makoto said something about speaking high class or formally because the way they talk reminded me of you
MOAR! The epitome? Please, anything pastry and milk is the zenith with me
It's a new gym and a new full body workout machine the boss made. It's starting off small but it'll get big or should I say swole?
>>689493520
Do you have steam?
>>689493622
fucking hell
I'm getting on steam
>>689492791
fish
>>689493364
Kotoura. I've been gone for a long while. A few months.
>>689493454
Same here! How was your day?
>>689493552
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>>>689493165 (You)
>>Where have you been?
>Also, hi.
>Enjoy your away(?) time?
>>>689492235
Kotoura.
>>>689493299
Not really. A bunch of work for these past few months.
>>689493625
Work.
>>689493816
>
>>689493875
My mouse is fucking up. Sorry for the greentexted shit there.
Kotoura
If trips Karen get
>>689492083
I see you in almost every waifu thread, if I look around. Where you from?
Koneko claimed
>>689493644
it wasnt the reasons i thought so huh
>>689494050
FISH! Stop that!
>>689492121
Everyone type Alex is a nigger in chat.
>>689492571
Kek, I'd have to get it to create some nostalgia. Not sure when all of this is being done however. Maybe E3 will give us some news.
So I can see that smile one more time.
>>689493012
>country is garbage tier music
My man. Topkek/10 that video sums it up pretty much.
If you find something send it my way.
>>689493012
O shit waddup?
>>689493189
Hello to you too..
>
>>689493404
NOICE
>>689493462
Got to bed mang. I'll see to it
>didn't mean it as a creepy way. You can tell who talks to who the most and it's my job as shipmaster
>>689493491
Hehe~
>>689494050
lewd Oh my~
>>689493875
>How was your day?
It was really enjoyable!
What about yours?
I'm beginning to understand so many jokes I previously had not.
This is a very good movie.
>>689493875
Ah, that sucks. Well welcome back. Going to be around more, or just an odd day?
>>689492697
cat pet get
>>689493462
you telling me your not a filthy sandnigger? :^)
>>689493552
yep
>rattle rattle
can only hope you feel better
Hello all
>>689494152
im from california
>>689494279
see fish is happy with someone that reciprocates their love
>>689494334
It was fine, except for all the work I had to do. I'd write a rant, but I have about 20 minutes to write something I was slacking on.
My Husbando
>>689494601
what are you, 14?
>>689494809
no fucking shit
>>689493462
This isnt up for debate
>>689493875
I dont know you but what up
>>689494224
i will. Yea i grew up around so much country as a kid and it was the worst. My family tried so hard to get me into it. Some of the stuff they talk about is alright, but i just dont like the overall sound of country.
>>689494279
O shit waddup?
My skype picture will be dat boi forever and nobody can stop me. Also what up, havent talked to you in a few
>>689494701
The dank gank by the yordle
>>689494279
Did I strike a nerve?
>>689494050
N-no fish...
I don't do that stuff this soon into the relationship
fish fish fish
>>689494279
I mean I'm spooked at how much work you put into your ships
I'll turn in soon, just finishing some shit up
>>689493958
Add Mugi, I'll explain the rest
>>689494691
Never said that
>>689494889
ban now mods
>>689492879
Or am i?
>>689494691
No
Shoo
>>689494935
>Did I strike a nerve?
Old men
:^)
>>689494177
>>689494279
>>689494938
fish
>>689494767
Cool, have been there once. You're something like 9 hours behind me. What are you up to so late?
>>689494601
>>689494938
Ayy.
>>689495078
I thought you were on my side
>>689495086
fish
>>689494786
Underage.
>>689494464
I'll probably be around more. Not certain, though.
>>689494930
Hey there. Not much is up. You?
>>689494938
too much confusion
how much of it was a prank?
>>689494994
no let me pet it
>>689495086
whats the best thing about fishes?
>>689495287
FUCKING FORGOT PIC AGAIN
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
>>689495086
its alright fish just give them a week
>>689495153
well i cant sleep unless im tired
>>689495249
I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't. But I am under Shinoa-bro's wing!
You're still a cute~
>>689495287
>I'll probably be around more
Good enough.
>>689495372
Out of practice, maybe?
>>689495407
So what could interest you about being a femboi?
>>689495407
Yea that's normal I guess.
>>689495273
<3
>>689495317
>>689495407
fish
>>689495557
>Tease me then compliment me?
Why do you play with my emotions
>>689495317
No touching the cat
>>689495287
Im playing some super mario sunshine and chilling in the thread. Hows life going?
>>689495889
Its fun to do
>old man pleaser
>>689494786
HELLO I AM GEORGE ZIMMER, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. TORIEL IS BETTER THAN ASRIEL BECAUSE TORIEL HAS A PUSSY FOR MY 9 KILOMETRE PETER TO RAM INTO. I FELL INTO THE UNDERWORLD AND A FLOWER TRIED TO BEFRIEND ME. BUT IT TRICKED ME. THIS MADE BIG JAKE THE ONE-EYED SNAKE STIFF AND RIGID. MY MAN-SPEW OOZED OUT OVER THE FLOWER AND IT DIED. THEN A GOAT WOMAN FOUND ME. SHE SAW MY JUMPO JET SIZED PHALLUS AND CLIMBED ABOARD THE ZIMMER TRAIN.
SHE TOOK ALL OF MY ZIMMER SAUCE LIKE AN OBEDIENT GOAT, I GUARANTEE IT.
>>689495682
im not sure yet really
>>689495704
anything you like to do?
>>689495889
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to play with them..
>>689494224
Pray4arkhamgames
>not keeping that smile going forever
>>689494701
Sup
>>689494767
Gimme a moment
>>689494930
I see and you added anyone on Skype from thread? I'll add ya
>>689494935
I think so but I'm too old to notice
>>689494938
Yeah now it sounds weird. Trust me though its obvious on how anons are with each other. You've seen me and the bun and I'm sure few others aswell
>>689495557
Yes you are~
>>689495889
It's what I do best, hun
>>689495732
fish
>>689496149
Can't wait to see who you pair me up with lol
>>689496028
The cute clothing perhaps ?
>>689496026
She's all yours friend.
> [22:28] [e2] [Jonhthemouse] OH SHIT WADDUP
< [23:31] [Jonhthemouse] No.
> [23:31] [e2] [Jonhthemouse] OH SHIT WADDUP
Why are little kids so prone to whispering me shit memes?
>>689494224
>Everyone type Alex is a nigger in chat.
I kek'd.
Thanks, Keem- I mean, Maki.
>>689495953
not even for dubs?
>>689495732
what do you eat?
>>689496020
Not you too Rory
>>689496095
Then why did you do it
>>689493753
NMU is almost a play on the university here in Albuquerque. Oh, yes, definitely introduce us if he/she likes to read. I recently switched to nonfiction and theoretical reading, and it is moving. You can't really judge someone's locution by how they type on the internet, though. I like being grammatically correct in public and speaking more colloquially in my circle of friends. And by colloquial, I mean I tend to curse.
You must love macaroons then. Although, I wouldn't eat them with milk. Maybe with coffee or tea.
(I had to Google search what "swole" meant.) I missed the initial joke, but am laughing, nonetheless.
>>689496149
moment is given
>>689496272
i dont know clothes have never really been something i cared about
>>689494930
Heya bro, how's yesterday been?
>>689496149
Sup bro
>>689496386
You don't sound ok
>>689496353
It's a mating display, probably.
>>689496386
Because I'm Shinoa-bro's pupil!
>>689496149
Eheh~
>>689496619
Being lewd ? cuddling? having a safe place?
>>689496369
Not even quads
>>689496149
Not on skype, im just in their big discord group. Im down, but i used my real name back in the day since i only used it for family, so if your cool with sending me your info ill add you.
>>689496655
not too bad, could be worse. Dunk any scrubs lately?
The knights who say knee are pretty funny.
>>689496924
>Sneakily pets the cat
>>689496639
<3
veggies are good for you, stay healthy fishy
>>689496028
Nope. Not for now at least. Have to buy some groceries and stuff. Will be back later though. Maybe you're still awake then, or already woke up. See you all
>>689496353
because epic memes xd
>>689496639
interesting you don't eat fish?
>>689496798
89 cent megumeme
>>689496924
can i at least try?
If trips Kyouko get
>>689497168
You tried.
>>689496327
HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. I RECENTLY WAS TRAVELLING ABROAD IN THE UNDERGROUND SEEKING TO PERHAPS SELL THE ONCOMING TIDE OF UNDERTALE BUSINESSMEN THE ABSOLUTE FINEST THAT THE ABOVE GROUND CAN OFFER THEM, APPEASING THE UNDERTALE FANS. WHILE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE HOLE WHERE I FELL IN, I NOTICED A FLUFFY FURRED, BEAUTY OF A GOAT, FESTOONED IN HUMBLE PEASANT GARB AND WORKING MENIAL JOBS. RIGHT THEN I DECIDED THAT I WOULD GRANT HER A RERPREIVE SHE COULD NEVER FORGET. AT ONCE I LOOSED MY THUNDEROUS LABIA LATHE, AND USING MY IMMENSE GROINAL DEXTERITY, TORE HER GARMENTS OFF. THEN I PENETRATED HER TIGHT, VIRGIN, FUCKSLOT. THEN, AFTER A FEW HOURS OF THRUSTING, SHE ORGASMED SO HARD THAT THE DRY CAKED EARTH OF HER FATHER'S FARM SPRANG INTO BLOOM. THE MAN IN QUESTION RUSHED OUT AND STARTED SCREAMING AT ME IN HIS HEATHEN DEVIL TONGUE. I LOOSED A BLAST FROM MY STUPENDUS SCHTUPPER, SO MASSIVE IN VOLUME, THAT MY HOT PREGNANCY-INDUCING CHOWDER SHOT OUT OF THE GIRL'S MOUTH AND HIT HER FATHER SO HARD, HIS DESSICATED BODY SHATTERED AGAINST THE GREAT WALL SO HARD THAT PEOPLE IN NEW YORK SHAT THEMSELVES AND TORIEL WAS AN OBEDIENT GOAT. I GUARANTEE IT
>>689496819
i dont think lewd is actively seeked by me. makes me anxious same with cuddling. but someone to go to would be great
>>689497060
i might peace
its 3 am for me
test
>>689497388
Same
>>689497159
>rattled REEEEEE
My value increased by 1 cent, nice
>>689497331
It sure would , even more so if one is a really cute femboi
Lewd could be done later as you get into it
>>689497004
Only had time for an aram, it was a hilarious win.
>>689497388
Same
>>689497037
fish
>>689497159
no
>>689497388
East coast my mang
>>689497230
Is this some kind of circlejerk? Can I join?
>>689496386
Im of the firm opinion that Rin a high class waifu but a horrible person.
Rory is hard to be around but if you win her attention then she will be best waifu.
>>689497563
>Gas station Megumin
>>689497036
>>>689494994
>>689497159
No.
Time to sleep.
See you later everyone!
Goodnight everyone.
>>689497673
I'm going to go to sleep, fish.
I hope to see you again
>>689497871
Night
>>689497874
I'll miss you
>>689497461
Why the test? Were you b&?
>>689495679
Probably.
>>689495981
It's fine. My bird is annoying me again, though. You?
>>689496675
Oh god. I'd never want to fuck anyone who found dat boi funny.
>>689497159
Xd
>>689497762
Every waifu thread is a circlejerk.
>>689494930
It was all R&B and house for me mostly. Sometimes things just don't work out I guess. The topics are fine I agree, but the way they do their pronunciation of words and how they draw out sentences is flat out off putting.
>>689496149
More like Pray4battlefieldgames. That game play showcase better hold up when it drops.
You're right. I'll protect that smile till then end of time.
>>689496362
Haha, anytime. He's the scum of the earth honestly but he's so meme worthy.
>>689497874
Night Karen
>This is the third store front captcha I'm a row
>>689497221
Kek one off faggot kys
>>689497871
>>689497874
Goodnight.
>>689497871
>>689497874
Goodnight to you two beauties! I hope you have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.
>>689497575
yeah i dont know
>>689498188
>Kek one off faggot kys
When you try so hard to fit in.
>>689498289
You'd be the cute femboi no one else
>>689497827
>REEEEE
Rory-sama
>>689498346
>when you try so hard not to be a faggot
>>689498188
Trying to hard
>>689497563
yeah the market is pretty steady :^)
>rattled rattle
>>689497673
what do you drink?
>>689497835
all i want to do is pet the cat
>>689498062
eksdee
>>689497874
goodnighto
>>689498062
Fair. Something of a minimal IQ test.
I'm not sure if i'm just getting old or if memes have just gotten far worse the last hand full of years.
>>689498516
>obviously not trying hard enough to use correct grammer
Your such a cuck
>>689497673
Heh. Fish
>>689497762
Sure thing, whip whatever you have and join
>>689497871
Good night
>>689498472
When you try so hard to make a comeback that has enough 4chan lingo in it for you to seem like you've used the site for at least a month, even though this is obviously your first week here, and you don't know anything about this place. You're the epitome of a tryhard. You want to fit in so much, that you stand out.
>>689498470
Whats up? Whats good?
>>689498540
Wish the market would value me more..
>>689498411
i dont know if i can do that.
>>689498703
>Complains about grammar
>Fucks up his own
Kek
>>689498681
Fish
>>689498966
You can try and tell for yourself
I'll be waiting even if you don't make it all the way
Kuroneko is love.
Kuroneko is life.
>>689498062
What kind of bird do you have? Not bad, gotta set up an appointment to get my wisdom teeth pulled. Not too excited for that but ive heard its not that bad.
>>689498088
Any certain artists or just random stuff? Yea thats also very annoying after a while. It was also wierd to me how every male country singer had to have a super deep voice.
>>689498871
>being this much of a fag you made more than a paragraph telling me i am a newfag
>>689498928
Nothing much, just chilling. Getting sleepy
What about you?
>Amatsu
>>689496572
Didn't know that. Guess you're right about that too. As you can see, I'm already cursing like motherfucker lol
Never had em. Aren't you prim and proper?
You're way too adorable
>>689496655
How are ya?
>>689496798
Hehe~
>>689496950
OOOOHHHHHHHH I don't have discord
>>689497874
Night
>>689498088
Them stalemates at dead man's land
Yay!
>shinoa bro
>>689499011
>implying i didn't do it ironically