Sitting here with a glass of shitty wine. It gets progressively less shitty with each glass. Anyhow: roll, motherfuckers.
>>689476867
Rolling
99 get
>>689476867
get got good
>>689477800
oh what the shit
The money and the women plllleeease
rooolll
>>689476867
rolly poly
rollerino
>>689476867
rawl
Boats n ho's
Test
rolly poly
rollin'
>>689476867
it would be fucking impossible to live with only 30
roawling
>>689476867
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
>>689479610
>the entire point
>to be happy, most spoiled jackasses would need about 80
>a ton of people realize that unlimited sex with the woman of their choosing ranks lower than unlimited, penalty-free booze or access to a limitless library and every console game ever released
>inversely, tons of people consider giving up two fingers, all of their existing relationships, or suffering debilitating illness to satiate their demands for entertainment or luxury
>>689476867
llor
>>689476867
Rolling up in this slut
dolan
Sure
>>689476867
roll
rolll
Roulin
>>689480627
reroll
>>689476867
rolling
rail
>>689476867
lets go
i'll play
roller
Roll, kill me
Let's do this
>>689476867
Rolling
>>689476867
why not
unga
>>689476867
roll
>>689476867
Rollin for 99
>>689476867
>>689476867
rollllllll
>>689476867
Rollo
Rollllling
sure, why not
Rolling like a ball of clay
rolando
Rollerino
>>689476867
fhfghfg
rolllllliooooo
>>689476867
well ok
>>689476867
Roll
>>689476867
rollerino bro
>>689476867
rowl
>>689481566
rerolll
>>689480866
>>689476867
rol
>>689476867
I like the sissy one better ... this one has such low stakes.
Ok 30 points lets see....
10k per year -0
30
Shit room - 1
29
Bread -1
28
Toilet paper, Hygenic package, Cleanliness, Washer / Dryer -12
16
Lastly ill take the top of the line PC -15
That leaves 1 point ill use it for some extra bread please.
even if I got the best possible shit, its still not worth it
>>689476867
So whats the point in getting extra gear if you can just spend your points on the million dollar salary and buy whatever you want?
Rolling for the good stuff.
>>689476867
rolling.
seems possible fun..maybe
roln
>>689483224
It isn't set up for most people to win. It's supposed to be fun, but also makes you answer questions like, "Do I prioritize sex over entertainment," or, "How important is cleanliness to me, really?" and "How long do I think I could put up with terrible living conditions if it meant I'd be wealthy when I got out?"
>>689482565
rerol
>>689476867
trips gett
>>689484459
So you don't get to the money until the end of the ten years?
>>689484627
rerol fuck 30 points
t
roll
>>689476867
Rolleroni
>>689476867
roll_
eoll
>>689484459
>>689484459
Rerolleroni
rollan rollan
>>689476867
>>689476867
roll
asd
rollllllll
>>689476867
Rollinginging
Download
rollerini
>>689476867
99 get
Roollll
Rololol
>>689476867
99 roll
Brolly
>>689476867
get
Shit
rolllll
>>689485475
Alright, 75 points
I'm living a damn fine life
money plx
FOR THE LOVE OF NIPPLES 99
I kinda wish I had some wine right now, pretty much anything would do.
>>689476867
rauling
this might suck
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>689484729
The prompt isn't retardedly clear, so I'm going to assume no. Electricity and utilities aren't included with unlimited water and the toilet, after all, so...hard to say.
rolan
>>689476867
>>689476867
rell
Fuck you all. Rolling.
Fuck it.
>>689485779
I'll add on the cold for bonus points cause why not?
rule
rollen
>>689476867
I don't get it
>>689476867
roll nigger
Let's do this shit.
Rolleroni
>>689476867
does the "forget me clause" also make people forget if they are currently not in contact, say, you and a friend had a falling out?
rroll
>>689476867
oll
>>689476867
Gimme dem points boi
Rolleronil
Rollins
>>689486513
R-Reroll my hand slipped>>689486436
Who chose $10k/yr and fucking bitches in the shit room?
>>689476867
Rolll
rooru
>>689486410
If you're leaving it up to me:
>after accepting this bonus, nobody on the face of the earth has any memory of you. Additionally, you are completely incapable of contacting them in any way after your release.
Some people don't mind this. It's a clean slate.
rawl
rolarno
>>689476867 the see me
>>689486637
>everyone with less than thirty points who's ever had sex
Does the cold last after the 10 years period or only while you are in jail?
Also probably it's not worth doing if you can't roll for sex and 1million a year i think
>>689476867
Roll
>>689476867
Rolleroni
>>689476867
roll
>>689476867
rollin
>>689486968
Not sure about that one, myself. Whether it's cold or hot all the time, it switches randomly, or if it follows you. The right question, I think is...are you willing to risk it?
rooooooooooooooooooooooooll
>>689486968
Also i think the finger one is a freeby just cut your pinkies from both your feet and thats 25 free points. Im still debating the health implications of fast food tho, why there isn't a normal food category? I feel like eating fast food for 10 years could do me worse than eating only bread
Rollio
>>689476867
ROLL
>>689476867
rollerino
Ten years is too fucking long
>>689476867
zollin
>>689485835
Adding head cold to get up to 50 points.
Regular Room
Fast Food
Hygene Package
TP
Top of the line PC
Temp Control
Cleanliness
Washer&Dryer+Full wardrobe I guess.
Rolling for Soup
rollo
>>689476867
>>689476867
rollinz
Roll for 99 or close
rollerino
>>689476867
roll
Roolllling
Fucking idiots. If you're going to roll, share something of your own.
>>689476867
Rollllllllllll!
Rolllrolll
big money
les go
>>689488410
h
>>689487874
You're playing it right.
>>689482988
So are you.
>>689488410
I'll roll that
>>689488410
Eh, roll for both. Also, lol, that's not how these threads work, summerfag.
Let's give this a try
>>689476867
roll
Let's Go!
>>689488410
roll
Roll for glory!
>>689487990
Fuck Yeah!!!!!
>18% Head Cold
>100k/year
>Regular Room
>Top of the line PC
>HDTV
>Toilet Paper
>AC/Heater
>Shower
>Gym
>Gourmet Food
>Washer and Dryer
>Health Clinic
>Cleanliness
please
>>689476867
rollin
>>689489096
>forever alone
>96 points to spend
Huh.
>Million yearly: -65
31 remaining
>Shit room: -1
30 remaining
>Fast food: -10
20 remaining
>TP, Hygiene, Temp, and Clean: -10
10 remaining
>Give up left ring and pinky
35 remaining
>Health clinic
30 remaining
>Unlimited Sex: -20
10 remaining
>Unlimited Library: -10
0 remaining
Good to go.
>>689476867
maek it rain
>>689476867
rawlb
Rollerin
>>689476867
Let's see
>>689489822
Luck please!
Gib clay
How do I live
bur
gotta roll to survive
Rollin down the river
>>689476867
Roll
>>689488410
45 plz
>>689476867
Rollento
Insert bullshit here
rowl
>>689476867
rolll
Rol
>>689476867
ROLL!
rool
Fuck it, rolling!
rolling /b/ros
rr
>>689476867
rooolling
I am the roll
>>689488163
>63
unlimited sex
>43
top end pc
>28
fast food
>18
tp, hygenic package, temp and cleanliness
>8
health clinic
>3
shit room
>2
guess I'll get the shit tv
>0
Neet heaven
RIP
rolling!
99 get
>>689487525
>Also i think the finger one is a freeby just cut your pinkies from both your feet and thats 25 free points.
>finger one is a freeby
>just cut your pinkies from both your feet
Last time I checked, the "fingers" on your feet are not fingers at all. They're toes.
>>689492755
>a man knows his priorities
rollerino
Roll
>>689476867
meh, rolling
>>689488163
...ashamed as I am to admit this, I'm not sure I *wouldn't* be attracted to Wonder Woman, even as a loli. Also, roll.
>>689476867
roll
>>689493766
>dubs
>double salary
>$200,000 yearly
>36
>shit room
>35
>hygiene, temp, clean, toilet paper
>20
>library
>10
>Everyone forgets
>35
>health clinic
>30
>limitless sex
>10
>limitless top shelf liquor
0
Cool shit.
They see me rollin
rll
>>689476867
rell
>>689492169
Oh wow easy mode.
ok
69 + 25 Chance of head cold +25 Everyone forgets me = 119
100K/year -30
Huge room - 15
Gourmet food - 20
Top of the line computer - 15
Intoxicants (craft beer)-10
hygene, temp control, music room, TP, Mr clean, and washer/dryer - 21
health clinic -5
and I have 3 points left over at the end.
>>689476867
Fucking roll.
Last time in another thread I rolled 2 here's hoping for a larger number.
>>689476867
need pointz
>>689476867
roll
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>>689476867
Rolling
