Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>689463760
Yeah you're right, but I prefer leaving it to the imagination~
Plus she doesn't wear bras in this one
>>689464233
Nop, I don't wanna be part of your harem~
That was my maximum for thread
>>689464311
Teasingbro saving me from tease~
Post them pearly whites
>>689464514
anon
Rory-sama claimed
Still confused on whether I like AnoHana or not, but Menma is amazing because she's so similar to Shiro it's crazy, so I like that definitely.
Claimed
>>689464404
Nah, just really expensive. I don't have that kind of money and won't for awhile.
>>689464476
They're pretty neat, yeah. When I went to get some pinhead crickets for my spiderling someone was buying a scorpion and when they tried to get it out of the cage it went crazy. I was like, damn, I should get me one of them. I was also thinking of getting a Brazilian Black.
Tired as fuck ladies, na night!
>>689464880
Happy Karen claim
still here
and
>>689464806
yeah but it kind of sucks not having a real purpose
Claimed, I'm sorry mom but I just love asuka forgive me
>>689464730
>>689463629
fixed it v2 might do a 3rd try
>>689465023
Sounds like a solid plan then.
>>689464311
Gah! H-Hey smugs...what's up?
>>689464551
Maybe, but compared to you, I'm sure plenty of people have thought you were cute.
>>689464681
Am not, that was almost really embarrassing, almost passing out from just hugging a girl for the first time...
>I could just "forget" the bottoms~
>>689464807
Well this is a new thread~
>That harem is made up by smugs!
Claiming AzuHitler.
>>689464880
OK.
>>689465031
Good night mate! Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and kneesocks.
Rias claimed
>>689465145
Your hobbies can help you , not videogames those things are being attacked really bad...
Pick jogging or bike riding
>>689464880
Earlyish claim. And in great pain.
>>689465310
>
>>689464888
>>689464909
nice get
>>689465285
Besides, I got other things to worry about first. So getting a significantly cheaper pet would be better.
She got one.
>>689464718
My first pet was a scorpion, I still have him preserved in a jar.
>>689465023
That's cool. I was actually planning on getting a Desert Hairy last weekend.
>>689464880
>
>>689464807
I got you, lil ship
>>689465310
Mmhmmm. Wanna tell me what's going on, plaything?
>>689465169
I did not upload this image
>>689465536
i still want to know...
just because you said i would know if you said, just say it, please....i won't do anything, i swear
She'll be my forever waifu.
Anemone forever
>>689465169
Hope you like it
>>689465641
Nothings going on...just talking to the fellow waifus and being friendly!
>>689464880
>
>>689465310
Well you aren't wrong, but full pics aren't made to be seen by you!
>>689465641
I got myself in this mess, wanted to see how far I can push my luck
>>689465145
Follow this anon's advice. >>689465389
Running was such a major help for me in life, helped me get a ton of pride feeling like I accomplish something every day.
>>689465811
>all white
there may be a huge misunderstanding here
>>689465310
no only one.
>>689465389
enough about me. i hardly know anything about you.
>>689465578
I'd just get a standard emperor scorpion. I'd name him Jerry.
>>689464043
>>689465727
no thing can be done now only enjoy these threads and befriend along
it was a C
>>689465539
Very true, better get those things in order first.
>>689466129
You know what I'm searching for
Feel free to ask away
>>689466254
that's not true anon....something still can be done
you said it was far away from me?? so you know where i live??
>>689466347
Exactly.
>>689466413
well what do you like to do?
>>689466162
Emperors are pretty hard to come by now, I wish I could find one here.
Still alive
>>689465539
get roaches
they are free
>>689465918
No they're made to be seen by everyone~
>>689466129
That one must have thought you were so cute that they counted for 20 people then!
>>689466759
>>689466692
>>689466680
>>689466665
>>689466632
>>689466347
>>689466129
>>689465925
Come chat with us, everyone > >>689464043
>>689465578
Oohhhhh nice! What kind? Are the food expensive and hard to find?
>>689465906
Are you lying to me?
>>689465918
Seems to far, lil ship. In a way, thats like going full retarded
>>689466002
Whoops!
>>689466692
I have two hissing roaches. They are named Gregor and Joseph and I love them.
>>689466665
They've got tons of them where I go.
I'm off for my run now folks. See y'all soon.
>>689466874
Nope, no lying, none at all.
If trips Karen get
>>689467011
Take care
>smugs
>>689466759
no i wish that were true
>>689466845
no ill pass
>>689466254
is it canada???
>>689466641
I like to ride my bike and take care of tools
polishing, sharpening all that junk also I may try swimming but In my own home
I don't like crowded places being half nude that much
>>689467191
Come on, we could use more fun people like you.
>>689464043
toasty
>>689467182
Reveal yourself immediately
And bellyrubs!
>>689466874
He was an African Red claw.
>Are the food expensive and hard to find?
What?
>>689466980
You sure they aren't Asian forest scorpions? They're often mislabeled as Emperors.
>>689467011
See you later.
>>689467191
I'm sure it is, how's it going with femboyanon?
>If he touched you it's OK to tell me.
>All of the details.
>>689466573
I told you what can be done already
and yes you mentioned plenty
not canada , you hate me already?
>>689466759
No, they aren't D:
>>689466874
I went full-retard, I underestimated my teasing target
>>689467382
I mean, they could be, but this place has an arachnologist on staff.
>>689467505
Yes they are!
>Now give us a little peek cutie~
if you would like to chat and chill please join!
>>689464043
>>689467333
Not until l get the trips
>>689467439
i don't hate anybody anon, especially you, you haven't done anything wrong
just tell me please, im begging at this point
tell me what country it is, so i can know who you are....
>>689467263
what kind of tools? and i can understand that.
>>689467322
if they want to talk to us they will come here
>>689467401
it goes. none of that
hello
>>689467828
that was a joke...
because you know , cucknada sucks
no need to know now we can be coolio
>>689467137
You know I can go into the previous threads right?
>>689467382
What do you feed your scorpion and what's the price of said food?
>>689467505
Forgotten that you're dealing with something like it? Come on now!
>>689467785
Advertising isn't a smart move friend. It's best to say, "hi I'm from *name of thread here* saying hello"
>>689467655
I see you are lying to me
>>689467630
They probably are then. That's weird, I've never even seen one in person.
>>689468220
I would get crickets from Petsmart.
>He's dead now
>>689468076
Mechanic sets,woodcutter tools, gardening tools, even my every day tools like pocket blade
I might get a soldering kit for electronics
>>689468165
PLEASE....you said i would know you right??
i just want to know so bad...this is killing me
>>689468124
Hey. How goes?
>>689468076
No touching? Then licking must be horrible!
>>689468220
Yeah I was just being friendly, that's all!
>>689468313
That's friendlyness!
>>689468378
Yeah, they've tons of arachnids. They even have a vinegaroon, though I don't know if that's for sale. If it is Imma get that.
>>689467655
No D:
Stop or I will call you cute!
>>689468220
She lowered my guard, I forgot how much of a threat she is..
>mfw you're all falling for it
>>689468445
huh i dont really know a whole lot about that stuff
>>689468530
nope none of that either, it would be awkward
>>689468602
They're really cool. A place near me has Vinegaroons and Whip scorpions for a good price, I'm also considering one of those.
>>689468446
I really do not remember saying that
I kinda have to go now and I hope we are cool now
we can play later on , right ?
Good morning Anon
>>689468624
I'm just plain!
>>689468839
Oh, got it.
Did you taste code white yet?
>Mizore
>>689468839
Basics and mistakes ,start there , for anything.
Even people are made that way.
>>689469169
Hey anon, if you'd like to chat, we welcome you and everyone else. Good morning as well.
>>689464043
>>689468124
Give it time. He'll come~
>>689468378
Guessing they won't be expensive
>Oh guessing that's why you have the fellow in a jar?
>>689468530
I'm sure that's perverse
>>689468624
Damn shame, lil ship. You know better with times spent with me!
>>689468963
Whip Scorpions and Vinegaroons are the same thing. Do you mean Tailless Whip Scorpions, aka Cave Spiders?
>>689469124
anon...don't do this...
i like you, but we need to know each other better, that's all im asking for
we are cool, and you haven't done anything, i just wish you'd tell me more
>>689469308
WE ALREADY HAVE OUR THING GO AWAY
>>689469183
Nu-uh, you're a cute!
>>689469336
I know... I failed you, tease-master. Please, let me be your pupil
>>689469336
>fuck you in the ass?
>>689469336
They aren't. He died a long time ago.
>>689469385
Yeah, I just shortened it. I have an empty enclosure that would be the perfect size for one.
>>689469183
no but last time i did i thought about it and got a little im not sure of the word
>>689469282
i dont want to break anything
>>689469566
Why so hostile, anon?
>>689469855
I don't have a lot of space, so I can only get a couple more pets before I'm out of room for them.
Going for the high-score
>menchi
>>689465310
It sounds incredibly cute~
>I could "forget" self control in that scenario
>Sorry for late reply, cousin wanted to go out riding. Going out again, I have mastered the side straddle riding position!
>>689469336
I'm actually confused
>>689468451
hey there pretty normal i guess
how goes with you?
Miho claimed
>>689470071
I don't either, I basically have room for 1 more invertebrate.
>>689469336
I'm just being friendly. They wouldn't stop calling me cute!
>>689469636
No, you're cute!
>You'd be even cuter without those clothes~
>>689469818
>I'm using this
>>689469862
Flustered? Excited? Curious?
>>689469862
That is how you learn , breaking things , hurting yourself or God forbid others.
You'll get yelled at and encouraged too , Its part of learning
I have a thing for bad bitches.
>>689470327
>why not this
http://exhentai.org/g/944824/a2cd548d48/
>>689470315
One more and then a tank for my spiderling is all I can do.
>>689469636
You have lots to learn little one
>>689469818
Not now. I have a plaything to discipline. Hope someone prays they dont demote themself to pet
>>689469855
Sweet! Is maintaining then difficult? Like cleaning their living space and other stuff?
>>689470236
Kek was talking about yuno as a joke. Anyways, what's up?
>>689470327
And? Dont you like compliments, plaything?
>>689470236
Feeling a bit blue today for no reason. It's a bummer but i'll get over it.
So i missed it, why did you un-heresy?
goodnight everyone, gotta get up early tomorrow, ill see you guys tomorrow, have a good night and sweet dreams!!
>>689470570
Oh, I remember this.
>>689470327
And you're also a cute~
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>>689470605
Let me be your pupil, master!
>>689470587
What all do you have?
>>689470605
Not really, you just really need to make sure you get the humidity right. That's why mine died eventually.
>also why desert species are easier to keep
>>689470570
>
>>689470800
Goodnight Kagami!
>>689470327
first curious then upset at you for putting the thought in my head but thats ok
>>689470369
i think ill take a more cautious approach before anything like that
>>689470800
Nought purple haired friend
>>689470800
cute
>>689470160
I'm sure I would have been laughed at.
>I'd be all wet and soapy, you wouldn't want to get your clothes dirty, would you~
Sounds like a fun time, I'll be here when you get back
>I should show you my "straddle position" sometime~
>>689470570
>Dio brand mustache
>Sad panda
>>689470605
N-No, Im not...
>>689470861
Nice panties cutie~
I'm just plain!
>>689470993
It's not such a bad thing, give it a try
>>689470921
Two Madagascar Hissing Roaches, two ivory millipedes, a Euthalus sp. Red spiderling, and a fully grown Honduran Curly Hair. This is Eric, he's my Curly Hair.
Well, didn't think my arrhythmia would start bothering me again, but I pushed myself really damn hard this run and got rewarded with pretty modest chest pains, even with my rather high pain tolerance.
>>689470800
Goodnight you cutie you! Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Kagami!
>>689470993
It happens and its normal
But its nice of you to take care just don't go crazy about it It will hurt your head
>>689471162
Plainly cute
>>689471163
He's pretty. You have a nice collection.
>>689471162
but it came from there
>>689471288
i dont think that will be a problem for me
>>689470861
I will but I seem to be enjoying what you're doing atm~
>>689470921
Wew humidity?
>possibly becuase they have less need for water? Lol idk
>>689471162
Perhaps it's time for someone to know the truth
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
A m a n d a
>>689471834
Sup tomato
>>689471834
Hello there Maki, how are you?
Why are There Alakazams in my Hunter x Hunter?
>>689471834
Fuck off maki fag
>>689471698
Are you sure? don't over do it then
What else would you like to know? if anything.
>>689471834
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa?
>>689471937
>34
>>689471698
So? People do it all the time.
>>689471163
Sup Eric.
We had a huntsman hang around the house for a while. We named him Larry.
I would love to keep a few reptiles or arachnids. Build me up for owning a cockatoo.
>>689471478
He is pretty and I love him. It's a small little family I got, but they're wonderful.
>>689471802
Eh? But I didn't do anything! She already knows I'm a perv anyway!
>>689471802
Rainforest species need higher humidity, which basically means you need to mist them frequently and keep their habitat moist, while a desert species doesn't need any of that.
>>689471834
Hi Maki.
>>689472118
I bet they are. I mainly have reptiles.
>>689472118
THAT'S SUCH A CUTE SPIDER
He seems like a chill nigga
>>689472105
Didn't OG Leone eat that spider?
>>689472364
I know how you're feeling.
>>689472020
do you have a job?
>>689472087
do they?
>>689471914
Heyo Smug Queen. How's the night?
>>689471937
Hi Kyouko, I'm doing ok, had a meh day. How about yourself?
>>689471985
(You)
>>689472056
Nice meme.
>>689472301
Hey Galko, what's going on?
>>689472364
Does the cute spider bother you, moogster?
>>689472105
I'd like to get a Goliath Bird Eater.
>>689472301
I'd like to get a Texas Hog Nose.
>>689472349
He is my big handsome boy. He just hangs out all day and doesn't give a shit about anything.
>>689472505
I'm doing alright!
>meh day
How come?
>>689472073
I knew I would get your attention.
>>689471802
Is it redeeming my failure~?
>gonna play some WoWs now, cya
>>689472580
That sounds awesome dude!
He's so fuzzy, is he docile enough for you to touch him?
He would be really nice to pet.
>>689472500
What
Don't like spooders?
>>689472504
Yes I paint and fix screens, remove trees on my time off and ride a bike or walk
>>689472504
Yeah. People do it in porn, for fun, for money. I do it too.
>>689472378
No, he just disappeared one day. We were sad but huntsmans are nomads. It was gonna happen eventually.
>>689472556
Dont see how. Huntsmans are the most placid spiders by far. If I had posted a funnel web you'd be in trouble.
>they strike until you stop moving
>cranky fuckers
>>689472500
Spiders are spooky
Really spooky
Too spooky
>>689472762
No
>>689472556
>spider
>cute
>>689472505
Not much, just relaxing. You?
>>689472364
>>689472500
Spiders are cute.
>>689472580
Hognoses are really nice, I would probably get one if I didn't already have 3 snakes.
Asuka claimed
>>689472762
Eh, not my favourite animal for sure.
>>689472895
That pic reminds me of Super Trash Bros.
Can't unsee.
>>689472936
I'm sorry Galko, they're really spooky...
>>689470748
>why did you unheresy
Just got bored I guess.
missed hotaru
>>689470605
Nothing much just laying in bed, how are you?
Chie claimed, F-Steak or death.
>>689472762
He is super docile and I've touched him a few times when I had to.
>>689472936
Yeah, plus they're adorable.
>>689473131
Get on WoWs nigger
>>689472804
oh cool
>>689472867
only seen girls do it. cant argue fun. money is prostitution and why do you do it and is it every time?
>>689473095
Mootles?
>>689472716
Wew.
>>689473120
Honestly smaller ones like black widows aren't my favorite, but most tarantulas are super calm.
>>689473225
Most snakes are adorable, at least in my opinion.
>>689472895
>spiders
>not cute
>spooky
moogs why
>>689472874
rip huntsman
he looked pretty cool too
>>689473120
What would your favourite animal be
Can you guess mine?
>>689473095
Ehm, best girl asuka?
>>689473131
hotaru
>>689473225
Damn dude he looks so cute
Furry little nigga
What does he eat?
>>689473311
Gay porn guys do it. Not every time, just sometimes when I get the urge.
>>689473513
boop
slept well?
I'm still awake
>>689473470
Well, they play dead and stuff. It's cute as hell.
>>689473499
Mostly superworms, but I'm gonna try and give him a criket. He used to hate them
>>689472895
>>689473120
"Taek dis, you big monchee!"
>>689473499
spiders are the one thing on this planet that genuinely scare me
>>689472936
Galko we've been over this
>>689473674
2spooky
>>689472716
Happy to hear that. Eh haven't had any responses from any jobs yet, good friend of mine is in a tough spot, and I've just felt melancholy. Won't let it get to me though. How was your day?
>>689472936
Pretty much the same. Got some music going.
>>689472286
I well aware of that but! Think a bit harder
>>689472301
So get some mist machine?
>>689472505
>Knight
Fixed it. It's going great! I got me a plaything who if doesn't know how to behave soon will become a pet
>>689472730
Yes and peace dude!
>>689473131
Fair i suppose.
I like Hotaru more, myself.
>>689473661
Oh, are you a random anon poster? I thought you were a waifu claimer
Do you regularly stop by here?
>>689473499
>What would your favourite animal be
I don't know, a dog probably, kek.
>Can you guess mine?
Probably something not normal.
>>689473470
Atleast the bigger ones are easier to see I guess...
>>689473760
>"Taek dis, you big monchee!"
That's it, gotta rewatch.
>"A question blauch!"
>>689473760
sorry I had to
>>689473819
What's been keeping you down, shizu?
>Chibi
>>689473311
Its ok sometimes
>>689473851
>I don't know who you are
>>689473760
y tho
>>689473890
My bnet name is a big hint
>>689473783
I'm not sure what you want from me smugs.
Other than putting me in a harem!
Tsubaki haha haha lol
>tfw no one welcomes back or is mad/sad you didn't die from a heart attack from run
>>689473661
They even try to flatten their necks like cobras sometimes. Definitely one of the cutest snakes.
>here's my spider
>>689473760
And?
>>689473762
Cool. What are you listening to?
>>689473783
Yeah.
>>689473890
They're really nice, trust me.
>Galko
>>689474082
>mfw I realize I've made a grave mistake
How are you doing Fool
>>689474159
Wuh
Were you in danger?
>>689474149
she ain't laughing tho
>>689473635
No.
>>689473586
i dont watch that and how often would you say?
>>689474050
do you not like it?
>>689473983
Wish i knew. Just not feeling happy today.
>>689474431
What happened?
>>689474356
Arrhythmia gave me pretty moderate heart pain, even with my rather high pain tolerance.
>>689474464
I do , I don't like oil paint even with full gear on
It makes you see and hear things
>>689473890
That video is fantastic
>>689473942
I saw it coming tbh
>>689474100
I don't know
Something that might contribute is the fact a spider jumped in my hair when I was in the pool when I was younger
That shit traumatized me and I don't know why
>>689474280
I just don't know why they freak me out. I'm fine with snakes. I'm fine with scorpion. Don't know why spiders scare me.
>>689474653
I knew you were a smart one
>>689473783
>Knight
Kek, do I have to change your nickname now?
Glad to hear mang. Isn't a plaything and pet kinda the same though?
>>689474280
Alt-J. Trips Guy actually introduced me to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo
>>689474431
Something about Syndra really makes me like her, and I'm not really sure why.
>>689474280
Yeah, it's great. I can't tell if that's a curly hair or a rose hair.
>>689474356
I'm alright.
>>689474464
Well any time I'm going about it, and it leaks I'll just lick that off my fingers, the actual thing is more rare, maybe once every two weeks, give or take.
>tired mobile claim
>back at it again with the writer's block
>>689474408
Fuck u
>>689474566
Oh shit, you got through okay though, right?
Any precautions you can take for next time?
>>689474536
Sorry about that dude.
You've been distracting yourself with vidya/videos?
It might go away later
>>689474653
Mugi a pussy confirmed honestly
Should have ate the spider
>>689474892
Well that's good. better than usual?
>>689474559
Not enough
>>689475015
meanie
