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Poorly describe a game and guess what it is
>Pissed off clone
>Destroy shit
>Underrated

Bonus points if you roll dubs and get it right
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>>689458688
Force unleased 2
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>Underrated
so its not ff7
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>>689458917
Nope here's another hint

>plan 9 from outer space
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>go to doctor
>wet
>space
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>>689459106
>Kills the president
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>>689459506
>>689459106
>>689458688
Did i make it too hard?
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>Take the butter
>Produce butter
>Sell butter
>become the butter king
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>Orlando
>First person shooter
>die from bitch cops
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>>become toast
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>>689458688
Destroy all Humans m8
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>>689459693
Its fucking Detroy All Humans!
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>>689460186
fuck you I got it first
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>>689460259
I was gonna give up since no one was guessin
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>welds katana
>shoots flames
>chops peoples heads off random creatures
>steals shit
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>>689460713
Skyrim
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>>689460846
Boyo
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>>689461178
Here's a tough one:

>weird summer camp
>Deserves a sequel
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>reload gun
>shoot enemy
>yell grenade
>throw grenade
>shoot some more
>look at shitty ground gun with less ammo
>take shitty ground gun and beat the level with it
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>>689461464
psychonauts
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>>689461464
Shit hmmmm....another hint?
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>>689461464
>Here's
Psychonauts?
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>>689461655
Yes! You get to do the next one
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>>689461464
Psychonauts
>And its getting one
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>Monday
>Get milk
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>>689459922
A clue
>pay men in pubs to teach you poetry
>>
Here's an easy one
>guy kind of forces you to help him
>his family dies anyway
>oh well at least kill some insane druggies while you go around
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>>689461835
Damn those are nice
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>>689461922
ok
>my legs are ok
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>>689462257
Batman?
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>wake up
>fuck it's cold
>robot
>gun
>more guns
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>>689458688
bioshock?
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>>689462435
Borderlands 2
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>>689459922
mount and blade warband
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>>689462435
Lost planet
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>>689462360
Nope
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>>689462133
Mount and Blade
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>>689462601
And robin?
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>>689459258
Soma
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>pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
>I fucked your mom last night
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>you fly around and shit
>you dash around while flying to kill shit
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>>689462257
Bioshock?
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>>689462820
Every CoD ever made
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>>689462717
Yep.
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>>689460124
i am bread
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>>689462126
Postal 2. Easy.

>Fat nigga is angry at you because you didn't follow the train
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>>689458955
Ff VII is a lot less underrated than this post
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>>689462709
Nah
added clue:
>kill assholes in scuba suit
>wait sorry this makes you the asshole
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>>689463041
San Andreas nugga
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>>689461533
Here's some more hints
>reload lmg takes forever
>enemy yells a lot
>iron sights actually aren't to bad
>When you get shot little red bar things show up on your screen
>screen flashes red
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>>689462257
manhunt?
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Ive got a good one
>just some kid
>islands are cool
>roped into saving galaxy
>my bro wants my chick bad
>unlock true potential like crazy
>stupid weapons
>silly weirdos all around me trying to help
>lol i dont have any parents but i have a clone
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>>689462912
Bingo
I probably did a shitty job describing because I never finished it.
Should I?
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>ur nigger clone fucks shit up
>you have to clean up the town
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>where's my dad
>I found him!
>oh shit now he's dead
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>>689458688
Republic commandos
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>>689463468
Sanic buttventure 2
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>>689463431
Kingdom Hearts
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>I Should Go
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>>689463471
Fallout 3
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>>689463602
Nope. Not even close
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>>689463494
It was Destroy All Humans
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>>689463468
Sunshine mario
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>>689462435
Doom
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>>689463442

I recommend it. One of.my favorite game series so far
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>>689463842
You got it
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>welcome
>fuck you haha tricked into freezing
>fuck your spouse
>fuck your son
>wake up
>kill shit with a baton
>get raised out of shithole
>explore town
>regroup with old robot
>follows your ass
>there's another settlement that needs ur help
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>2 gay plumbers
>trailer park princess
>everybody doing shrooms
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>>689463431
Kingdom Hearts
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>>689463627
Ooh very good. How about this.
>we killed the big nig once
>old man tells a story
>the guy who killed him becomes him slowly
>fucking magic bullshiy everywhere
>why do i have to solve all these problems
>i sure hope evil doesnt have a brother
>hes got 2
>gotta grind to get the good stuff
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>>689464068
Halo wars
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>>689464068
Fallout 5 minus 1
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>>689464068
HALF LIFE 2
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>>689464068
Shillout 4: Todd Howard Ruins A Franchise
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>>689464177
Diablo 2
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>>689464099
Mario
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>>689462296
E.Y.E mother fucker, one of my favourite games of all time
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>>689460047
Orlando shooting: the game
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>>689463247
All right more then
>reload gun
>ak47 scoped
>take! him! down!
>aaaaaaahhhh!
>sssh you here that?
Bam!
>thugathugathugathuga
>ugh...uhhh~
>some nasty chemicals in these barrels
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>>689464508
close
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>>689464309
no

>fuck where's my son
>fuck you you have my son
>fucking my companions f u c k yeah
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>yep sorry about that i took her there she goes
>jump through some paintings and scream about if you want her alive
>by the way you're never getting your pastry you chubby cuck
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>>689461533
it's 300% COD
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>>689464577
Cod black ops?
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>>689464626
Peggle Extreme?
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>>689462820
cod & gmod
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>>689464577
Rainbow Six Vegas 2?
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>bird social club
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>spend almost entire time looking for one bitch or another
>make living chopping heads off monsters
>people spit at you every 2 fucking seconds
>fucked this bitch on a stuffed unicorn once, shit was cash
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>>689462133
M&B warband
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>hey help me torture these people
>i mean that seems bad are they bad guys
>yes they are bad guys i promise
>they weren't actually bad guys
>don't worry you can forget about
>but you set it up so you would remember again because you have to kill the old man
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>>689464837
Runescape
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>>689464837
Club penguin
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>>689464068
Do you nuke Boston at the end?
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>>689464978
Amnesia the dark decent
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>go to save girlfriend from crazy ex

>chick has more exes than a porno title

>all the exes are bosses
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>>689464687
>>689464758
Nope
>>689464810
Damn right!
I love the yelling when you shoot those fuckers right in the chest with a spas 12
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super easy one

>fight crime i a halloween costume
>i am a rich boi
>fuk clowns they're scary
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>wake up
>doctor present
>where the fuck is that guy
>desert
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>save dis planet
>jk lol now save everyone
>chosen one amirite
>dont be racist
>be above the law
>the bad guy is just being weird not evil
>lol jk hes extra evil with cheese you were right
>only get romantic at the last minute
Big hint
>my quad
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>some asshole's blood unleashes another asshole
>asshole kills the pope
>everyone blames it on you
>banter
>everyone loves you right after you do some sick magic
>some tranny tells you to find some nigger
>banter
>never actually follow throw finding the nigger because of the obvious SJW placement of a tranny
>banter
>go on a bunch of quests to fix shit because apparently only you have a brain
>you kill the asshole and his flying asshole with your own flying asshole
>turns out some second class baldfag is actually a wolf who wants to destroy the world
>you lose your arm
>fin
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>>689465147
right on
>>689465229
Fallout: Never Mind
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>im a fucking badass
>like bourne badass
>fucking assault kit noobs
>fuck these soldiers
>fuck this generator
>fuck this lightbulb
>fuck this guy is fried
>fuck these soldiers
>fucking awesome i can hang off ledges
>throw a soldier
> f u c k y e a h
>get on a boat
>kill these fuckers
>fuck you lacerda
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>>689465211
payday
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>>689465388
Great job anon
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>>689464926
Witcher 3, in the middle of it right now
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>>689465197
Here's one:

>Harris and Kleebold
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>>689465211
Batman
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>grab pistol
>kill crab
>throw spears from a ribcage thing
>shotgun that fucking jump scare bug
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>>689458688
>Kill big man
>Find waifus
>Kill more big men
>I already played this shit
>Kill more big men
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>>689465519
Fuck yeah. I'm bout to kill me some Crones.
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>>689465756
Dark souls 3
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>>689464658
super mario 64
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>>689458917
I thought that too man
>>
>your in a coma dream
>three fur fags talk about you
>wake up everyday and call some guy
>kill russians
>gotta get a grip
>>
>frozen
>unfrozen
>Look for some one I lost
Tried to make it hard
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>Fuck a wolf
>fuck a cat
>fuck a deer
>fuck a fox
>fuck a antelope
>fuck a tiger
>inb4 no one replies...it's a real game
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Get ready for a more obscure one
...
>he has an invisible arm
>it can do things
>everyone is in some machine
>shifting between realities
>you can change your place and your time in the machine
>solve puzzles
>get out of the machine
...
Bonus
>whoops you did a ritual sonny
>time for hell
>you can get out though
>cute yuri girl will still die
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>>689465875
yes
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>>689465926
Got em
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>>689466069
Shillout 4: Todd Howard Ruins A Franchise
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>>689466069
Lost Planet 1
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>>689465826
You get to kill them? I only just got to novigrad, playing a fuck ton of gwent
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>>689463648
>muh calibrations
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>giant turtle gets to godmod
>kidnaps princess again and beats the shit out of you
>get retarded friends
>get retarded spirits of gods
>beat the shit out of the turtle
>fuck the princess
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>>689458688
Phantom Pain? Also as a lifelong fan of the series... Fuck that story.
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>>689462529
bingo
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>>689466187
That's true :( ur right tho
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>>689465945
Hotline Miami
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>>689466233
Space Opera: Synthetic Cuddlefish That Want To Kill Organics So They Won't Be Killed By Synthetics
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>Shaun!
>Shaun!?
>SHAUN!!
>SHAAUUN!
>SHAAAUUUNNN!!!
>SHAUN!

Bonus points if you get both games (unrelated games)
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>>689466384
Bout fuckin time Jesus, been waiting forever to know if I was right or not
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>>689466493
Heavy Rain
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>>689466598
Thats one, whats the second?
>>
Easy one

>Goes to Disney Land
>fights some birds on a bridge
>Get fucked by big arrows
>Get fucked by two niggers
>Stare at tits after getting fucked by said niggers
>Drink sunny D
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>>689466105
assassins creed
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>>689466487
Kek
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>>689466671
i dunno i only remember the first one
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>>689466671
Shillout 4: Todd Howard Ruins A Franchise
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>>689465191
>mfw no one knows
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>>689466755
Correct bro
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>>689465191
Scott pilgrim the video game
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Firmly believe it is One Punch Man.
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>>689466808
Scott Pilgrim.
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>homosexuals everywhere
>appeals to hipsters and furfags
>chiptune soundtrack
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>>689465685
>muh camera!
>machine gun raptors
>bitch screaming all damn time
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>>689466725
Nope.
'Machine' is in the title.
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>>689466848
ding ding we have a winrar
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>>689466904
Undertale, easy
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>>689466904
Undertale
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>>689466355
Paper Mario
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>>689465382
>tfw no one wants to answer
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>>689458688
Chess?
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>>689465382
Prototype 2?
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>>689466355
paper mario for N64
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Guns made by rednecks.. Dropped by rednecks
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Animu characters fighting each other
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>>689467036
>>689467103
correctomundo
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>be fag from 'MURICA
>Gotta do shit to please your boss, yo
>Shady nigga with sick tash send u to do shady shit
>Be chillin' with some other shady niggas
>Yo wtf? You bout to do some terrorist shit in da airport and you ain't even with those damn sandniggers
>Some cuck turns and tells you to remember some shit
>Mfw you remember and do his nigga shit, and then that nigga pop a cap in yo ass, wtf yo
>>
>on floating island
>douchebag doctor wants to kidnap rabbits and make them op
>kill the fucker
>go to hell
>beat the shit out of a powerful wizard
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>>689466105

Submachine Series
>>
>in big ass ship
>running from aliens
>get woken up
>train
>more aliens
>>
>successful franchise of the same game
>autism
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>>689467343
Remember, No Russian.
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>>689467085
Nope, but here's another hint.
>you use your magick like five hundred times to advance the story
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>>689467572
Persona
>>
>be in shitty private school
>blue-haired bitch almost got shot by this rich dude
>turns out this nigga shooting that bitch is a rapist
>Rich rapist
>It's Brock Turner
>He wanna make your pussy so wet he'll break his record swimming times
>O shit, his master-raper shot him for being a fagit
>the end

>Oh, you also take photos and shit and be a queer and do half-lesbian stuff and meet some suicidal chick who is a secret slut


>also you're a time-travelling nigga
>>
I paid off my house...I caught everything...wtf do I do now?
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>>689465634
yes
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>>689467794
life is strange
>>
>get naked
>cry a lot
>kill yourself
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>>689467880
Binding of Isaac
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>>689467764
Nope, here is another hint
>"scary"
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>>689467490
Nice job m8!
>>689467880
real life
>>
>>689467880
Binding of Issac?
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>>689467880
Every Sims game
>>
>You have to kill your son or nuke the conference
>>
>go to ghetto to find treasure
>your bitch got kidnapped but this time by aliens
>find stars to open a big ass door
>fight a really cheap final boss
>end
>>
>Fly on a turtle because turtles fly better than humans
>kill ghost
>kill tank
>kill your friend
>you fucking suck at this game play again
>kill tank again
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>>689468255
Borderlands 2?
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>>689467921
>>689468050
Yep
>>689467959
Also yes

Hard mode
>get in coma
>grab waifu
>fats will be rendered
>>
>Lamborghini for 5 min
>race
>road trip
>level up
>race
>road trip
>level up
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>>689468426
Try again ponyfag
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>>689468499
CSR Racing?
>>
>ooh ooh aah aah
>spears and clubs
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>>689468521
Destiny?
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>>689468499
Fifa 16: KSI edition
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>you're a character that vegans hate
>a fetus hates you for some reason
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>>689468653
Far cry primal?
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>>689468563
>>689468499

Nope, new hint
>muh console exclusivity
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>>689468653
rust
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>>689468659
What are you a faggot? Try again
>>
>>689468743
supar meatboy
>>
>>689468743
meatboy, 2ez
>>
>>68946876
Forza
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>>689466943
Peter Jackson's King Kong?
>>
>ahhhhhhhhhhh
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>689468255
Paper Mario TTYD
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>>689461835
This girl seems smart. I'm sure she's very successful in life.
>>
>bounded and brought to a fort
>freed later
>kill and steal all
>make bank
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>>689468778
Well, I'm posting mares, so I'm just horrid, not a fag
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>>689469013
You got it!
>>
>>689458688
bioshock?
>>
>>689458688
Hitman Blood Money?
>>
>>689469115
return back to >>>/mlp/
ponys are not allowed here you dicksucking mongler
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>>689468761
GT
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>>689468832
>>689468838
Correct. Here is a hard one

>shitty bootleg of the lion king for snes
>suicide>>689468832
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>>689469366
Nope
>muh Huracan
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>>689469008
Serious sam
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>>689469394
Wow, the user number after suicide was a typo. My bad
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>>689469394
Lion King 5, ez again.
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>>689467841
correct m99999999999999
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>>689469322
Nice dubs, fuck you.
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>>689469551
i already said FORZA
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>faggot wants to blow up multiverse cus he's emo over his dead waifu
>get a fat turtle, a bitch, and your retarded brother to help
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>>689468757
yeah, nice
>>
>>689469766
Check the rules m8
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>>689459922
Mountain blade
>>
>>689468769
nah, >>689468757 got it
>>
>wifi brain connectors
>>
>wake up
>put on work outfit
>my job sucks
>feel like I'm in hell half the time
>always feel like stomping my coworkers' brains out
>boss tells me to do thing
>do the thing
>thanx lol ur fired now gtfo pls
>the end
>at least until the dlc comes out
>>
>>689469878
Undertale
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>>689470000
checked
>>
>>689470151
not even close
>>
>>689470214
...paper mario?
>>
>take drugs
>kill zombies
>kill psychopaths
>kill zombies
>SLAPPY
>run past all zombies
>kill nigger
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>>689470310
Forgetting one word...
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>>689460713
Shadow warrior
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>>689470344
I meant find drugs.
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>>689470380
super paper mario
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>>689469878
super paper mario for WII
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>>689470380
Boner mountain bike ride? I don't fucking know, it's one of the games, close enough for me.
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>>689470537
Bingo
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>>689470344
Dead Rising 2
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>>689470575
correct
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>fps
>spoopy ghost
>fuck her in the end
>>
>Nee! Nee.
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>>689470749
Contra
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>>689470594
yup
>>
>>689470749
FEAR
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>>689470911
nigga got it right AND dubs
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>>689470749
Fuck Everything And Run
That ghost bit was actually my fetish tho
>>
>Boyfriend is decapitated
>Zombies
>Makes out with dead boyfriends head
>New meaning to skull fuck
>>
>>689470031
this smells like Portal
>>
>>689466943
omg dino crisis
>>
>>689471002
yea that shit was cash
>>
>>689471038
Lollipop Chainsaw
>>
>wizard is making meth in castle
>fucks up
>creates the apocalypse
>his masturbation glove must save the day
>>
>>689471104
correct, was easy, but still liked playing it
>>
>>689471227
Glover
>>
>>689471465
well that was fast
Is that game actually well known or something?
>>
>>689471580
Don't think so. I played a shit ton of N64 when I was young.
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>>689471038
>Lolipop chainsaw
kys
>>
>FPS
>Limited ammo
<Damned dog who keeps laughing at me, but won't die no matter how many rounds i put in his sorry ass
>>
>>689471842
DUCK TA-er, duck hunt. A WOOHOO!
>>
>originally try to kill dark kid
>He gets away
>After Nazis, Commies, Mutants, and Bandits, yoy manage to make it back
>Commies want ur nooks
>Defend nooks
>Commies hand your ass to you on proletariat plate
>If you were nice in the game, the dark people save you
>If you were mean, you all go boom
Made this one too easy. You're welcome.
>>
>wheres my sword?
>wheres my army?
>wheres my sister?
>kill everyone
>hello im a pedo Dragon and I will help you if you help me rescue my loli waifu
>im Hullu
>oh there's my sword
>now kill dragon
>now im king and I look gay in fighting games
>>
>Claymation
>Fight other weird ass characters
>"Get 'em little buddy!"
>>
>>689472876
Clay fighter.
>>
>>689464626
fallout 4
>>
>>689473048
yup yup
>>
>Move to new place with my brother
>Cops here are dicks
>Collect scrap metal to pay rent until I can get a job
>Cops show up and kill my brother with no warning
>I fuck their shit up with a sledgehammer
>>
>get arrested
>drink dragons
>old people teach you new words
>join the people who arrested you
>children are immortal
>>
>>689473239
Red Faction: Guerilla
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>>689472554
The fire emblem game that featured Marth or Ike? Never played them myself.
>>
>>689473539
Skyrim, easy.
>But what if you're a fag and join the stormcloaks?
>>
>>689473539
>>join the people who arrested you
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>>
"I said come in don't stand there"
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>>689472554
Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon
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>>689473993
Well done
>>
>>689469100
Skyrim
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>>689458688
Final fantasy VII
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>>689473606
its the one featuring marth
its a good game but very underrated
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>>689470749
F.E.A.R 3
>>
>Respawn in a strange island
>Try to survive
>found out what is happening
>found a guy in a chair
>try to save the guy
>survive to tell the story
>>
>Move to small town for job
>notbad.jpg
>little girls get fresh with you
>ohfuck
>you get fresh with little girls
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>>689458688
Shadow the Hedgehog
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>>689473722
righto
also
>join up with thor's cousins and hang some darkies
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>>689474706
>shadow the hedgehog
>underrated
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>>689468499
Forza Horizons
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>Son kidnapped
>Find son
>Son fuckin' dies
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>>689475366
Fallout 4
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>>689458688
>You're a ship
>You shoot other ships
>That's all
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