Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>689454618
>>689453369
I wont reply as much from now on, but cheers for chatting a bit with me! Need to focus on the OW!
kagami claimed!!
Finishing some stuff of then I'm going for tonight.
>>689454479
>>689454313
Yay~
Now I'll stop, it's been a pleasure chatting with you
>>689454618
I can't micromanage for shit ;-;
>>689454918
Have fun friend!
>>689454917
Well stop being lonely then!
>>689454996
How was your day Kagami?
>>689454999
Premature goodnight cutie! Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Yui.
>>689455017
Meme master.
>>689454828
I'm bored
>>689454307
It's 3:16 here, it's late considering I want to tune down my sleeping habits. I don't really have that much trouble sleeping unless I'm stressed, when I am I even wake up randomly feeling sick.
Thanks, considering the plans I got in store it will be a good day, I better not get used to those because they will finish.
I hope you have a good day tomorrow and every single day after.
>>689455110
>Still plain
Victory!~
>>689454999
copy that
>>689453365
>>689454999
why so strongly against /f/
>screamers
>mostly repetitive
>some third thing
>/c/
I just opened it in another tab and first thread I see there is an image of Ui inside, I don't often visit this board.
I'll be off soon as well, beating my last high score of how long I've stayed in here
>>689455203
it's been great!! just got done playing civ 5, and getting destroyed by russians...
how about you shiro?
>>689455203
It's hard.
>>689454919
anon
>>689455383
You just want to keep this going, aren't ya cute stuff?
still here
and
>>689454886
well to become one you need to work so many hours at one. why do you do that?
My sweet little waifu.
>>689455229
Well noone noticed me
Time to an hiro
>>689454313
I can't help it~
>I recognize it very well, it used to be common in my relationship, but alas the feeling vanished some time ago.
Cuuuuuuute!
>Spilled shake all over my motorcycle
JUST! I WASHED IT THIS MORNING! WHY!?
>>689455526
>>689455972
KEK
Claimed
>>689454892
Yea, ill just try something soon and see. Gonna go get some overwatch in, later
>>689455760
Will you give it a try someday?
And people got hurt or in accidents at home so someone had to clean their wounds. It was always me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI
>>689455562
we can kinda talk here, I guess I saw a chance or something
>>689456204
FIIIIISHHHHH YAAYY
>>689456173
i did go on a number of calls there i worked i think 30 or so hours and ran a good number of calls. it was the waiting that made me want to not do it. i get really anxious and couldnt eat at all, i hated it
>>689456204
hi fish how are you today
>>689455502
Oh I'm fine, playing on a Garry's Mod TTT server I'm moderator on. All this RDM gets muh trigger.
>>689455526
That is a fair answer.
>>689456204
Fish!
>>689455862
Holy fuck
Still no replies
>>689456284
a chance at what? and its easier to talk on steam or something...
please, just give me your steam??
>>689456508
I wanted something like that
You get used to the smells and all I hope you give it a try again unless you have a goal already
>>689455502
>Civ 5
>Losing
Are you just skiping your turns or are you trying for diplomatic victory?
>>689455757
I'm not cute! You said you'd stop!
>>689455910
It's okay, I like that you like it.~
>Im sorry to hear that! Ive felt it before too for a little bit, but the feeling was not returned either time. I'm still not to use to it.
Am noooooot!
>Spilled shake after cleaning the bike
I shouldn't but I laughed.
>>689456351
>>689456797
>>689456646
Say something someone can reply to
Nobody knows you yet.
Talk to people who also get no replies.
Start a conversation, don't just attention whore.
>>689456556
It is.
>>689456797
Breast friend.
>>689456878
That's enough.
>>689456646
Have a (you)
>>689456858
Alright, I'll reword what I tried to say
If you admit, forever, that you are indeed a cute, then I'll stop!
My spiderling molted.
>>689456988
That's really cute.
>>689457048
Don't encourage this behavior buy1get2free megu
>>689457159
It is!
Just like yours!
>>689456858
we aren't losing!!! russians are stronk though!!
and we keep getting cucked by terrain....
>>689457161
I just felt sorry for the guy ;-;
Is he a shitposter or something?
>>689457161
What behavior?
You talking about me?!
>>689456646
yes?
>>689456756
i wasnt the smells. it was the waiting i couldn't just sit there waiting for someone to get hurt. i just couldnt stand it.
>>689456788
cool. so uh yeah. hows the weather?
>>689456988
Yari Yuri.
>>689457017
Booby Brother.
>>689457159
Fuck yeah it is.
>>689457352
Don't encourage attention whoring
HI I'M HERE GIVE ME REPLIES
>>689457375
Yes, I do.
Say something of substance, don't hugbox, don't attention whore.
Say something worth replying to.
>>689457048
>Fugg.
But I'm just plain...
>>689457303
>Not having xcom soldiers air drop in to whoop ass
Come on. Terrain ain't shit when you go combat focused.
>>689456749
sorry
>>689457728
What do i have to do to get your steam anon?
>>689457283
Unfortunately I don't have much more.
>yours are still better
>>689457435
How are you?
>>689457656
Yes ma'am! I'll be careful next time o7
>>689457701
You don't have to make this difficult for the both of us!
>>689457383
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMnrFiG8FRo
If trips Karen get
>>689457383
Did you feel like it wasn't right to wait for them to get hurt? or just the waiting to do something bothered you?
>>689457966
>yours are still better
Nah, both are super cute and I'm sad there's not anymore of Galko!
>>689458105
feesh
>>689457966
Good, not really tired right now. How are you?
>>689458105
lots of gorillaz today fish
>>689458169
yeah it just didnt sit right waiting for people to get hurt
>>689455413
>Ui out
>>689457915
marry me? you'll get all the steam you want
>>689456858
Oh?
>Don't be sorry, with the situation, it was gunna happen eventually. People are surprised that it even lasted this long. You'll get used to it... and probably addicted.
Sooooo are~
It was even worse than the soda.
>
>>689458448
Goodnight beautiful.
>>689458105
We Gorillaz now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBie-xdbLeM
>>689458425
I'm sure others feel the same when its about rescuing or helping people on the spot
Maybe not seeing that moment would be your thing and care for someone more stable will suit you better.
I never sleep...
>>689458196
I have one from the show, that's something.
>can't change my mind
>>689458405
I'm alright. Up to much?
>>689458515
marry?? like..irl??
>>689458210
fish
>>689458425
they're really good
>>689458682
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNdcBg3xC8
>>689458102
>That upshot
Ooooo yeahhh~
>>689458524
Yeah, I actually don't like wearing my glasses. But if you like them...
>See addicted
>That feeling comes up again.
That wouldn't be such a bad thing!
Am not!
>Shhh, no tears, only dreams now.
Found youuuuuuuuuuu
>>689458102
>>689458916
Not right now no, been playing vidya all day though and probably will later before I sleep.
>>689458916
>I have one from the show, that's something.
And it's super cute!
>can't change my mind
Both super cute!
Actually going to sleep now.
Good night everyone.
>Gumi Megpoid<
mine.
>>689459095
I'm guessing you have someone there too?
surprised no one has done it yet.
see this girl
she's mine i say MINE
>>689459202
Oh-uh, Pervy-cute ice lady is incoming~
>>689459374
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>>689458196
>>689455760
Hey smug
>>689457060
It did what now Fool?
So mods let these half baked anime circlejerks go by without harm why?
:(
>>689459202
Well I won't make you if you don't like it.
>I warned ya, it's a powerful addiction too. One that could drive someone crazy.
Are so!
>
>>689459111
>Tomorrow Comes Today
Good taste.
>>689459513
That's cool.
>>689459558
And now I have none.
>still better
>>689459936
Even cuter.
Can we getting K-on lewds pls
>>689459111
nice fish
>>689459799
no no no no no. lol
Im just curious is all, did you mean it like that?
>>689460104
google dumb ass
>>689458850
i dont know. i think i should do something else. not sure what
>>689459111
they are pretty alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
>>689459964
hello
>>689459202
classes are cute
>>689459936
I was kinda expecting that.
Would've been disappointed if you didn't do it.
Thank you very much!
>>689460096
Doesn't matter, both cute.
>>689460011
They all have waifus too faggot
>>689460104
This is all you get.
>>689460170
that is strange...and hard to believe
and yes , I did mean it like that
>>689460277
Namefags aren't flamboyant enough
>>689460008
It shed its old exoskeleton because it outgrew it.
>>689457656
Stolen
>>689460241
Well you already have a taste of that field
And I bet you'll be great at it
Unless you settle for hot housewaifu
>>689460416
i don't know what to say...ummm
where do you live?? if you don't mind me asking
>>689460329
I'd hit it as hard as I could.
>>689459706
Refer to my sweet. >>689455203
>>689459887
Whatre you sayin nerd?
>>689460509
So that is what it meant, are they doing all fine though?
>>689459924
Ice lady is always pervy
>Never cute
>That pic is cute, but lacks lewdness.
>>689460045
I like to please...so it's ok.
>Crazy for you, I'm OK with that. It feels really nice and warm.
I'm a perv, not cute!
>Shhh sweetie, I'll take care of you~
>>689460241
T-Thanks, but I'm not cute.
>Mizore
>>689460260
>out of things to talk about
>>689460732
>I'd hit it as hard as I could.
I second this.
>>689460096
You up to anything?
>>689460850
Yeah, I guess you're right
I forgot you were a pervy, a cute one at that
>>689460477
feinsh
>>689461020
>out of things to talk about
As always, sadly.
How was your day?
2many anons
>>689460850
Zuzuzu,,,
>>689460798
Yes, they're all doing well. I put some broccoli and celery in for the roaches and millipedes to see if they'll eat it. The millipedes definitely will, but the roaches are picky little shits. I must be the only person with picky cockroaches.
>>689461029
Trying to get my new snake to eat.
>>689461143
Wasn't too bad, but boring nonetheless. How was yours?
>>689460850
Really, I won't force you too. I think you look wonderful no matter what~
>Just wait for the plethora of hugs, you'll be more than warm.
Are implying pervs can't be cute?
>Will you wash my bike this time~?
>>689461174
hga and waifu threads are fucken trash, mane.
>>689461377
>How was yours?
Pretty much the same honestly.
>Out of things to talk about again
>>689461174
Nice filename.
>>689461367
Id take the walk
>>689460260
I knew that
Goodnight
>>689461367
What's up with them roaches?
>>689460477
glad you are happy fish
>>689460662
i dont know really.
>>689460850
with glasses you probably would
>>689461577
Night, Nyanpasu!
>>689461501
I second this
>>689461501
I didn't know where else to post x_x
>>689461510
Thanks.
>mfw I see an new waifu thread
>>689460685
so you do have someone
or maybe an idea of whom
>>689461722
gfurs, diggy.
>>689461760
>>689461760
>>689461760
>>689461577
Goodnight beautiful! Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Renge.
>>689461537
What?
>>689461595
Don't know, don't really care either. I love them, so if they want to be picky they can. As long as they're happy and healthy.
>>689461632
You still have time to think about it and more.
I'm guessing you are around 20?
>>689461542
And as always, thank you.
>>689461997
Oh i thought you were a different anon
>>689461073
>Maid
>Probably no panties
That's what I like to see!
>Take it off~
>>689461354
>You too, Zuzu~
>>689461491
To be honest I like to be forced a little...but in this case it's not like I have much choice since I need them. Y-You do?
>I might pass out if I get to hot
Cute pervs are great, but I am a plain perv.
>Can I wear the bikini?~
>>689461632
Y-You to tomoko?
>>689461510
Damn.
>>689461577
Goodnight.
>>689461855
you're twisting my words, i just wanna know where you live, im really curious anon
>>689461997
So are they healthy?
>>689461900
ew. I think I'd rather post on /soc/
>>689461377
Snakes only eat when they want to don't they?
>>689462348
oh my god please no
>>689462281
Yep. And they really took to their new log.
>>689462059
im 19
>>689462162
nah i dont wear glasses
QOTT: Can your waifu cook?
>Mine can
>>689462108
no need to thank I like doing this things
>>689462684
I can make a mean enchilada
>>689462786
dang loop
>>689462405
No, they'll normally eat whenever they're fed if they're healthy. It's best to feed most species once a week. My new one can only eat fish for now, which is pretty new to me.
>>689462684
Yes.
>>689462466
I'm feeling pretty low so why not?
fuck it.
>>689462598
That is so great , you do have quite some time to do some thinking then
Galko is excellent taste
>>689462162
>oh my~
>>689463080
Good luck, Welammie.
>>689462572
Glad to hear that then, still any progress on new pets?
>>689462199
am I? If I told you I think you'll know who I am but I'm far far from you
>>689462684
Mine certainly can too
>>689462598
I meant calling me cute.
>>689462684
Ice cream is food.
>>689463162
>Lower~
Laterino claimarino
>>689463228
i really am...at least give me the first letter of the name
>>689462985
Eh, I still feel like you do a nice job with these, so I'll thank you anyways.
>>689462162
Hmmm, I'll keep that in mind then~ And I do!
>Passing out from embarrassment... too cute~
You are the cutest perv!
>Of course~
>>689463228
i think i have an idea, and i hope im right, i've never wanted anything more...
>>689463178
Gee, thanks.
>>689463003
You've sure done your research.
These threads are that joke you tell your co-workers.
>>689463081
yeah but i dont know what.
>>689463334
oh well im not so you know
>>689463572
I'm about to watch this pretty crazy animo with paige. Wanna join us instead?
>>689463334
>L-lower? I can't..
>>689463162
Post full art, it can't be that lewd.
>>689463334
>>689463722
With who?
Sure.
>>689463559
you tell me then
>>689463629
You'll figure that out later as you go
>>689463090
Okay.
>>689463593
I'm just doing what the breeder told me.
>>689463919
does the country start with a p?
>>689463227
I'm thinking of a scorpion or centipede.
>>689463479
>Passing out
W-Well...I didn't pass out, but my vision blurred...
Plain perv, plaaaaaain perv.
>Yay, hopefully it doesn't slip again~
>>689463629
Whew, at least you get that I'm plain.
>>689463743
>You will cutie, do it~
>>689463743
And you won't.
>>689464233
I see my plaything is forgetting it's place in thread.
>>689463893
She's a cool gal.
I'm in discord waitin for her to get back from whatever
>>689464098
no , sorry
but I'm glad you do have someone in mind
>>689464157
Done with the jellyfishes?
>>689464157
Scorpions are really cool.
>>689464345
you never told me where you lived anon...
i really want to know, and you said i would know who you were....
>>689463982
kind of wish i knew but i dont i guess you are right
>>689464233
you probably look cute enough to someone
>>689462684
Yes.
>>689464233
And here you are saying you're not cute. You are textbook definition of cute!
>And where's the fun in that~?
>>689464476
I have two fungle's giant scorpion from nam on my wall as a gift lol
>smugs
>>689464315
The same one?
>>689464551
Maybe its too soon to know
>>689464785
mhm
>>689464514
but it does not start with a p so we can move on now and enjoy these threads
