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food is an algorithm
good morning
Hotdogging is amazing and I wish I had more porn of it.
>>689445200
namaste
i too would like more hotdogs
>>689445597
I should make a batch of chili dogs. I have a family recipe for it. Good shit.
>>689445701
not chilidogs tho
>>689445554
Are you regularly having gay sex again? That was fast.
>>689445758
>not chilidogs tho
Get out.
Chili dogs are terrible.
>>689445872
YOU get out
I stay
>>689446106
YOU'RE TERRIBLE
Hotdogging, chili dogs, both are good dogs
>>689446387
I like you.
>>689445792
If 6 months after break up is fast, then no.
Still moping about. Least I can stay busy with unpacking house.
>>689446387
if hotdogging is rubbing a dick between buttcheeks then is chilidogging that but with shit?
>>689446501
Aaaaand I'm not hungry anymore.
>>689446501
Logic says this is correct.
But why would any one participate in it?
>>689446428
Then I (probably) like you too~
>>689446501
I hope not.
But that's chiliDOGGING, which I didn't say. I chose my words wisely!
Hi~ :3
>>689446436
Doing better than me at least.
>>689446501
>>689446695
Mmmm Mexican food chilidoging
>>689446501
Or vomit.
>>689446860
>Then I (probably) like you too~
<3
>>689446945
hey bb, how u doin
>>689446988
Please no...
>>689446501
Yes.
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
>>689447124
Doing okay. Drawing. Yourself?
>>689446945
Hey sexy kitty!
>>689446988
If that's how you want to compare. What's going on in your life?
>>689447212
The best pranks are the ones where you fuck your friends in the ass.
>>689447331
Not bad. Went for a run. Now just sitting here listening to the rain.
>>689447125
always loved this pic
>>689447124
Make sue to get some of that mexican salsa with the corn in it.
>>689447521
>mexican salsa with the corn in it
So... corn salsa?
>>689447124
<3
And cats in latex? You're too kind~
>>689447212
It's not gay if it's in the butt
>>689447443
Aww, i love the rain. I just moved to another state and only raind very few times. Wish i was there.
>>689447441
Im considering going back to school in September.
Id have to quit my job though.
>>689447740
>And cats in latex? You're too kind~
To be fair, I pick at random. There's no organization to my porn outside of gay or not gay.
>>689447783
Me too. I love the rain. We don't get a ton of it in Colorado, but when it happens it's usually a pretty good storm. It's passed by now. I'd seriously consider moving up to Seattle just for the rainy dreary weather constantly.
>>689447870
Thats adorable. Wish i had someone atm
>>689447681
Yeah, so the chilidog has corn in it.
>>689444413
Don't tell me what I can and can't fuck you raccoon fascist.
>>689447212
just embrace the gay bud; no turning back from here
>>689447441
We'll get there, someday
>>689448029
Oh dear lord...
>>689447922
Hmm tough choice, can you do school part time or do it as online course?
>>689447974
Shh just take the credit
Seattle would be really nice, rainy weather is comfy as fuck.
>>689447974
Aww. Im in SoCal. Be nice to be there. Maybe smoke some herb and cuddle?
>>689448271
It is the best. I listen to rainymood all day at work, but it's not the same.
>>689448284
Oh shit that sounds awesome.
>>689448271
The chill i need to get used to. I want to go to seattle. Texas boy here.
>>689448474
*cuddles*
It does right? ;3
>>689448232
Yum Yum
>>689448252
I could probably do it part time, but my work hours are too long and im always too exhausted to do anything else.
>>689448474
It really isn't. Plus, then you don't get that wonderful petrichor~
>>689448504
I've only been once (PAX last year) and it rained a lot. It was lovely.
>>689449012
>petrichor
I assume that's the smell of rain? Because yeah. I want to bottle that shit up and huff it like it's gonna kill my last brain cells.
>>689448732
Tried vitamin D? I've taken 1000mg pills everyday for two weeks now. I'm feeling more energetic now.
>>689449012
Nice. Bet you had fun ;3
Guess who's PS3 died for no good reason.
>>689449164
That's the stuff. If it weren't for the mud I'd just go outside, lie down and bask in it.
>>689449302
>;3
It was fun, but not that kind of fun~
>>689449278
Ive tried it for like a month straight once, it didnt do anything for me.
>>689449278
this butt tiger?
>>689449333
mine pooted out recently too
>>689449333
Trips says league's?
>>689449502
Well shit. Maybe it's chronic fatigue syndrome.
>>689449388
>If it weren't for the mud
Worth it.
I love that smell. Used to live in Arizona, almost never rained but when it did, oh god, it was orgasmic.
>>689449609
I ordered a new power supply. I suspect that's at fault
>>689449692
No, mine.
>>689449388
Awww. Well, everything IS bigger in Texas ;3
>>689449692
I can usually get random bursts of energy like a half-hour to an hour a day, but that's about it. Other than that if I need to be awake for something I need coffee or im going to die.
>>689449776
not me :(
>>689449609
No it's swole butt tiger. I'm just at work. In fact I've not done anything productive yet.
>>689449764
Well you have the skills and tools to fix it. So it's a no biggie right?
>>689449752
I'd make a comment about getting dirty, but I don't want a repeat of the chili dog incident.
>>689449776
Oh baby, show me your American serving sizes~
>>689449764
i tired what i could and i even brought it to a guy to see what he could do but something about it kept killing hdds. spent. i just ended up getting a newer ps3
My tailbone hurts soooo bad
>>689450000
if it's anything like re-flowing the CPU I really am not at that level.
>>689450000
swollen butts doesnt sound healthy!
>>689450112
>the chili dog incident.
I should start a band.
>>689450222
I don't think he put the penis in the right place.
>>689449998
I like 'em all sizes
>>689449950
Same. I cut back to two coffees a day, but goddamn do I ever need them.
>>689450389
It's not because of that
>>689449998
Dont matter. The feel good part matters :F
>>689450112
Kik?
>>689450389
I'm in. I'll play synth. Poorly.
>>689449950
I bet you spend too much time late at night on the computer screen. Get .Flux and see if that can normalize your sleeping patterns.
>>689450112
You can get sweaty and dirty with me kitty.
>>689450261
Do they not have fuses to prevent this sorta thing?
>>689450287
If they're swole from squats I'm sure you'd like them sitting on your face.
>>689450734
Yes but the power fuse was fine.
>>689450734
i dont like butts in my face though :c
>>689450439
Yeah, I usually do one maybe two.
>>689450734
My work hours Go well into the night so I cant do that.
>>689450112
If no kik i can post myself on here
>>689450663
I'd have to go reinstall it...
>>689450734
>kitty
How'd you know? :3
>>689451040
>not rimming
How vanilla
>>689450710
I'll do everything horribly. I am not musically talented at all.
>>689450287
Ass edema sounds pretty bad
>>689450734
Swole dude with a nice ass
>>689451191
Ill be here waiting ;3
>>689451209
I write songs from time to time. But I can play exactly one of them live.
>>689446845
Scat fetishists.
>>689451191
meh i just never licked doing it
>>689451269
ewww yeah
>>689451689
Still better than I can do.
I'd like to pick up a cheap acoustic guitar and try to learn to play again. I've had a few guitars in my life, but never really dedicated the time to learn to play them.
Sup fags??
>>689450560
idk everyone seems to be size queens
Hello friends I am back from work.
>>689452241
metal gear
>>689451919
>licked
A pun; all is forgiven :3
>>689452065
I have an acoustic. It's nice to have at least one instrument that you can just mess around with.
>>689452338
hoi
>>689452338
go back to work
>>689451191
Just let me know when your ready :3
>>689452425
Mellow friendo.;
>>689452435
I wish I could.
>>689452318
Not everyone. I like average sized guys, even slightly on the small side if I'm bottoming.
>>689452408
That's what I'm thinking. We'll see, I've been eyeing some cheap ones on Craigslist, but I need to save up cash right now.
>>689450856
Then its in the wrong place. Stupid Sony design engineers.
>>689451040
Well can I have my butt on your lap then?
>>689451085
Sleep mask and ear plugs?
>>689451191
Fellow kittys just know.
>>689451269
I see your jaw is well accustomed to ass.
>>689451867
Ewww.
>>689452318
Well big dick are great, but if they're attached to a bigger dick then they can fuck off.
>>689452241
Hey bird fag.
>>689452338
Not posting from work, get on my level fag!
acoustic looks way too much like autistic
>>689452669
Maybe, I dunno.
>>689452669
Heyyyy Im off though.
>>689452408
hooray~
>>689452649
soup
>>689452669
this is an acceptable place for it
>>689452649
what do you do?
>>689452708
It's basically the same thing. Grandpas guitars.
>>689451919
It just sounds really uncomfortable
>>689452669
N-no. Maybe. Who knows.
>>689452874
Nothing much enjoining my time off.
>>689452918
I manage thee schools. foc computers stuff.
>>689452318
Small is perfectly fine by me, whether topping or bottoming~
>>689452653
Second hand shouldn't cost too much. But financial priorities? What are those?
>>689452669
We're subliminally meowing at each other or something
>>689452538
aaa one sec
>>689452959
I have one, cant play it for shit though.
yall kinda gay
no u
>>689453221
>What are those?
Apparently nonexistent because I have credit cards to pay and I somehow still bought a Vive >_>
I'm looking now though, maybe I'll get one this week. Need to find some lessons or something.
>>689453246
Eh I'm right there with you. Don't have one, still can't play it for shit.
kind of offended there paraFUCK
>>689448462
This thread needs more of your straight porn.
>>689453221
Okay. :3
I've accepted my gayness by now
>>689453158
i imagine that being uncomfortable anywhere on the body
>>689453200
what you been up to?
when will nibi, is the real question
>>689453415
My problem is that I spend too much going out to eat. Laziness is expensive.
>>689453534
ModestMeowstic
>>689453415
Ive considered an electric, but it would probably be a waste of money.
>>689453752
wems u
>>689453558
this is a great drawing
>>689453904
>My problem is that I spend too much going out to eat. Laziness is expensive.
I know that feeling. Spend way too much money eating out. I've been doing better though. Well... minus the pizza I got today...
>>689453937
I've only had electrics, the smaller body was definitely nice, but having to lug an amp around sucked.
Anyways, I'm off for the night to play some Fallout and go to bed. Later all!
>>689452789
What if smooched you and ran my hands through your hair?
>>689452846
Then get back on and post.
>>689452874
Yeah I can see how comfy it could be. Are they any special features?
>>689453158
I've lost track of who this is and what I've said. Stupid name sync but on mobile.
>>689453221
Maybe, it maybe you can smell my marking
>>689453752
Not much g some computers and making sure they work.
>>689453445
too baaaad
>>689454051
agreed
>>689453885
who cares honestly
>>689453945
ahoy lad
>>689452669
hey. looks like I missed a good amount of the thread (birdfag)
Im gay but not voluntarily. This was forced on me.
>>689454119
That's lewder. I like it.
>>689454135
:( gonna cry now, meany
>>689454168
I care that no one cares
how are you faggot
>>689454173
how you doin kitten
>>689454104
Goodnight~
Maybe I should get name sync or something, huh
>>689454452
you don't get to cry before i finish crying
>>689453752
It is uncomfortable anywhere. But I've never had any kind of edema
>>689454119
>I've lost track of who this is and what I've said. Stupid name sync but on mobile.
Frank von Amerika
>>689454104
kbye
>>689454119
You told me you didnt like long hair.
>>689454452
who is this
>>689454119
surround sound speakers
>>689454123
shweeeeet
eat anyhing awesome today?
>>689454452
bleh. what are you up to besides this?
>>689454600
nor have i. i dont want to get all poofy squishy
>>689454736
Had hamburger and moose fines with the niggas volunteering.
>>689454897
whats moose fines
>>689454350
Yeah but that's no excuse for not posting birds.
>>689454413
*Cuddles
>>689454568
Yeap.
>>689454600
Lol sorry Frank. I will hit you up on steam when I connect my PC.
>>689454602
I can still run my hands through it. If the person is nice the hair doesn't matter as much.
>>689454736
I've got 2 sets of surround sound speakers not sure what I will do with one.
>>689454997
Nice tiger. Saved good fur!
>>689454596
why not? thats pretty unfair id say
>>689454736
playin games and watching e3, nothin else.
why bleh? atleast you arent dead yet
>>689454997
Im fuciking up man they countered to help me.
>>689455300
give them to meeeeeeeeeeeee
>>689455498
is there a pettier poster than you
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlwxqqAprQ
>>689455311
what games?
bleh because its just been a weird few days. things will get better ~
and yeah im not dead yet
>>689455415
i am lost
>>689455753
hes not wrong
>>689455740
nibi?
>>689455770
So am Il. I cantt function/
>>689455300
Id let you, but long as you know boundaries.
>>689455912
>>689455912
>>689455912
>>689455300
Lewd cuddles, I hope~
Appchan X + 4chan X Name Sync, right? Gonna have to troubleshoot it
>>689454795
Nor do I. I want muscle not squishy edema
>>689455300
My Trinity warframe should be done building by then
>>689456011
y u so broken
>>689456143
;~; i guess youd be super comfy for others though
>>689455770
overwatch n shit
hugs u
>>689456203
Like I said Im not in a current mind set to manage my communication.
>>689456315
I'm a rather selfish boyfriend though
>>689456352
oh is it lots of fun?
daww hugs
>>689456468
its ok i understand`
>>689456739
youd keep your squishy all to yourself!?!?
Nyan
>>689457365
Thankls bb.
>>689457365
I would never be squishy for someone else
>>689445111
I check these, since I hate my life
>>689457529
D: sheesh
>>689445200
If only we could all make $20/hr taking dick.
Okay it works. It's me, the mysterious cat~
>>689457668
I did say I can be selfish
>>689455490
Where do you live, I will work out postage.
>>689456017
Boundaries on the internet? You must be new here.
>>689456110
Of course lewd, but only to couch level lewdness.
>>689456143
I can't believe you got Trinity before I did :(
>>689457844
Name ?
>>689457365
much fun, its a great game
you call that a handjob?
>>689457844
ahoy
>>689457917
shelfish :c
>>689458106
what brand and how big?
>>689458186
weeeeeeeew!
i bet you play as a girl huh
