Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
>>689435516
Claimed, how is everyone?
>>689435447
Thanks Hank.
>>689435075
You can be the judge.
claim
>>689434437 #
>Gif stops as the kiss starts.
Damn data caps.
>So lewd today karen.
>>689434706 #
I don't have a harem!
>>689435391 #
Holy fuck I can see that as from the thumbnail
>Mizore
>>689435447
Kek
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Israel is an apartheid.
>>689434394
Whelp. Sorry for not saying anything, I'm playing civ on the side and feeling like song sharing circlejerking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRB5h9xtomo
>>689434777
>>689434617
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Thug life
>>689434722
The general joy my waifu has is only matched by the amount of sexual suppression yours brings.
She's eat many sausage looking appendages if literally anyone was interested in her.
The only thing of question is what year she'll an hero.
So many lewds early in the thread.
>>689435639
Hey hey! I am doing alright how are you doing?? Listen to Evil Empire?
>>689435773
i would have to choose misaki all the way senpi only she can save me from this horrible mess i am in
still here
and
>>689434997
filenames are the best way usually. i just push random numbers.
>>689435074
i like stockings more than feet i think
>>689435660
i think you do
>>689435849
NO FUCK YOU SHES MINE
>>689435761
>>689435849
Not yet, just turned it on. I was listening to Rush.
>>689435892
>>689435925
Sorry bro I wont give up that easy youre gonna have to fight me for her
>>689435903
It's all accidental!
I didn't ask for this harem!
>>689432947
Let's hope so
>>689432849
Hello there anon
I do not think we've had to pleasure of meeting
How are ye doing?
>>689434040
Better luck next time
>>689433859
I'm certainly loving the stories and lyrics myself as well. Definitely more comprehensive than a lot of Alt-J's more abstract works, which is a nice change to listen to.
And please do, hope ye find it to your liking.
I'm here to say goodnight.
We'll play more tommorow.
>>689435660
Hugs and kisses on the cheek are not lewd
They are affectionate in a friendly way
Happy night claim
>>689436065
Read:
>>689435622
>me
>>689435660
Hooooome~
>Do I wanna clean up my desk so I can actually use my desktop...?
>Also, this was in my tire. Holy fuck.
>>689435789
No problem at all, I've got a few chats going on and vodka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8xGaE4S2gk
Superior girl on the right side claimed
>>689435791
This is bad, Yuuko is such a boring and unentertaining character I can't insult her without mentioning other girls.
Shit, he has more ammo.
This is my punishment for picking a popular, well developed character instead of Cute Anime Girl #648294748
You're waifu a shit!
A dumb shit!
JAV
Boy hair
Old man jokes
Uhhh... Fucking... Can't even into Guten Morgen.
>>689436193
Goodnight beautiful <3
Have a good night.
If trips Karen get
>>689436221
Noticed.
Claimed
>>689435996
Aw I love Rush too! Wish I could see them live one day
>>689436333
What?
I don't think I'm the person you tought I am.
>>689435903
Stockings are nice too.
Well, it's time for the QOTT:
Thigh highs?
Knee highs?
No socks?
Hosiery?
What is everyone's favorite?
>thigh highs
>>689436333
Or is this actually you?
>>689436115
yet you have one. so who do you pick?
>>689435761
Underrated post
>>689436463
They aren't going to be doing anymore large tours anymore. Neil has pains when he's drumming and Alex is developing arthritis in his hands. I saw them for the Clockwork Angels and R40 tours. They were incredible.
>>689436639
female combat boots yuuummmm
>>689436639
>Thigh highs
Only answer tbh.
>>689436639
Thigh highs and pantyhose.
>>689436570
>>689436647
Thats yuuko
>>689436639
Thighband pantyhose and thighhighs
>>689436866
Its Vigil
anyone screen cap any of the night i went full retard need to wright it down for myself
>>689436733
Super jelly of you man, guess I have just give up the dream, I have one more shot at seeing rage live and I cant let that go! I also want to see Primus
>>689436639
Hoisery
>>689436384
reveal yourself
>>689436929
mugi
>>689436866
Yeah, I tought it was weird as hell aswell.
>>689436639
Knee socks
>>689436328
This was fun, thank you.
>>689437055
Always me
>>689436957
Autismus maximus
>>689437051
Tom Clancy
>>689436647
yes
>>689437151
Good night.
>>689436957
>>>>>>>>>girl abs
Almost as food as
>>>>>>>>>>>>COLLAR BONES
>I'm not a fan of vagina bones, but midriffs are phenomenal.
>>689437025
Not yet
>>689437262
but thats not me
>>689437192
excuse you
>>689437317
Yes it is fool
>>689436278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH6vdNZWTAk
>>689437317
Good night to you, then
>>689437276
I'm not even gonna correct those typos.
I would totally eat up some girl abs, collar bones, and midriffs.
>>689437408
This isn't me
>>689436966
I'd love to see Rage too. Prophets of Rage sounds like a band I would like; I only just recently started listening to Audioslave lol
>>689437376
Yuuko a shit
>>689437276
not a fan of that um if you could call those muscles a figure but a little girl muscle like you have thier is peeeeerfecto
>>689436268
Welcome home sweetie!
>You may want to clean it up.
>Holy shit that's huge!
>>689436665
I don't even know who's in this harem!
Smug is just making it up as she goes.
>>689437513
Whatever.
Goodnight to both
Stop confusing me.
>>689437083
I feel at such a disadvantage when insulting girls I actually like.
The only nichijou i couldn't stand was Hakase.
>>689436957
Buff girls don't have tits you retard
>>689437668
you said you were gonna stay up longer though.
>>689437384
Also I added you in Steam.
Appreciating this chill though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad4T-j_bOVc
>>689437723
No he didn't
CLAIMED
If trips Karen get
>>689437794
im very sure he did.
>>689436639
>QOTT
thigh high with knee high in second
>Ruri actually abandoned me
>rill over
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>>689437723
What? No.
Okay.
I mean, what was the last game we played?
>>689437794
Last game played
>>689437858
Last game played
>>689436639
Thigh highs
>>689436639
Thigh highs
>>689437858
>>689437685
I actually really like tomo, which made this interesting.
I just didn't like the girl with all the weapons.
>>689437568
But it's such a mess...
>Pic related
Did I miss anything while I was gone?
>Stopped to check air pressure on the way home
>29 psi
>These tires take 41
>Even my front tire was 29
Did the shop try to sabotage my shit...?
![[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png](https://i.imgur.com/OPTlMGG.jpg "[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png")
>>689437527
On the final day of the POR tour its all the members of Rage and I have to be there! I havent listened to Ausioslave, I should check them out
>>689437568
i think like 4 people
>>689436639
Thigh highs
>>689438078
Who are you? Are you even him?
>>689438078
i dont fucking know, i dont keep track of times played with people.
probably a few weeks ago or something, ever since we broke up i just dont see a reason to play with you as frequently
Anything but bare legs on a cute femboi
>>689438078
Go and
>>689437794
>>689437317
>>689436866
are me
>>689438105
Ohhh yeah, the air soft girl?
I dunno, she was cute but she tried waaaaaay too hard.
It was somewhat endearing, but it's hard to cheer for a rival.
>>689436147
Haha, while you are right about Alt-J's mumbling of words, looking past that they make up for it with their sound.
>AKA Breezeblocks
Considering your taste I'm sure I will.
>>689438144
They're really good, it's Rage with Chris Cornell on vocals. Definitely check out their first album.
>>689438430
>>689438347
lmao.
>>689438430
Okay, good night and maybe you'll be up at 3/4 for another game.
>>689438633
and now your laughing at my love.
cake slut.
gong to play some lol ill be back soon
>>689438213
>Tohsaka Rin after pleasuring an old man for money
You will not escape this meme. Rin is cute, all the fate girls ARE cute. But they were made to be cute AND canon whores.
But if you can't take this old, old, old heat, maybe you should lurk.
>>689438697
What.
>>689438569
Will it make me wanna fight people?
>>689435639
She hads aids you know....
>>689438569
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa?
>>689438701
Same actually I'm climbing now at a good rate
>>689438789
Who is this
>>689438952
Also she's from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>689438668
Not very talkative eh?
>>689438875
the devil is my hair due
>>689438875
Don't listen to him.
He's not me
Es shoogy froom skew beh dow.
>>689438569
>Chris Cornell on vocals
Oh... God...
When will he come to terms that he can no longer sing how he used to, and it doesn't sound near as good.
Whatever, I also think Anthony Keidis is a shit vocalist, can't sing but pop-talks.
>>689438117
>Didn't catch the house wife act
>Missed opportunity
Nice figure, you didn't miss much other than tomoko saying karen is part of my harem.
>They know you're from waifu
>>689438176
Have to ask smug
>>689439178
>>689439177
I bet the elitists did this
>>689439178
I know from the beginning, I was messing around.
The way you write is different.
>>689439025
Find out and I'll admit it promptly.
Untill then I'm just another Anonymous lurking waifu.
>>689438569
Here. Have my favourite 2 songs in sequence.
https://youtu.be/lInkcvQv2hs
>>689439407
That wasn't me either.....
>Claimed
Been a while, how are you all?
>>689436639
Everything below B is heresy
>Akiko
>>689439407
Seriously.
>>689439407
But that's not me either.
>>689439530
>trailing periods
>>689438882
For the most part no, but there some songs like Set It Off and Show Me How To Live that are more uptempo.
>>689439217
I don't think he's as bad as others say. I think his vocals fit the type of music they play.
>>689438952
>>689439028
Yes she does have aids, and no she's from SAO II.
>>689439409
>inb4 tats
>Rory-sama
>>689439651
Prove it
>>689439399
>Implying house wife is an act
Thanks. She's my desktop princess!
And Karen in the Harem? That's absolute haram.
>What's that got to do with anything?!
>>689439610
just remember to watch no game no life
>>689438521
Very true.
Funny enough I do find the lyrics in Breezeblocks to be extremely catchy, despite not being even able to remember the majority of of them, heh.
>>689439409
This is either Shinoa or Shiki isn't it
>>689439755
>>689439552
>>689438117
Spotted you in Makoto''s room!
>>689439856
Wait.
This was for
>>689439651
>>689439709
>SAO II
>not watching SAO Abridged
>scum
>>689439856
Dude, relax. Can't you see I'm trying to get laid here?
Just go wait with mom in the car.
>>689439896
Do you know who i am?
>>689435447
>>689439743
>>689439876
I won't admit to who I am not, so you'll only learn when you have figured it out.
>>689439896
Why the hell you still keep that tab up?
>>689440118
Crippling autism
>>689440090
That's just asinine.
>>689439157
no, not really - you all seem to know each other so well the thread just knows by nature where to go with conversation.
>>689440075
Noone cares who you are.
>>689439975
>implying I care
>>689439448
Never listened to Dream Theater, I'm really digging this.
>>689440237
I care.
Not really though.
>>689440237
until he put on that mask
>>689440178
Do you close your PC when you sleep?
>>689440237
I thought i was your friend
>>689439956
Who again? And what room?
>>689440231
I don't think anyone here ever knows what's gong on to be honest.
It's a real fucking shit fest.
>>689439709
Well opinions gonna opinion so I hope you enjoy it.
>>689439797
I-It was an act! No way I'd make a good h-house wife...
>Probably make the figure lewd when alone~
They don't approve!
>>689440343
yes
>>689440390
Holy shit.
You've been there for one day.
>>689440231
This thread is a Shitfest full of cancer and faggotry.
>>689440540
yep
>>689440352
I don't have friends
>>689440540
I've been on and off though lately due to my crippling dyslexia.
Late claim as I was massacaring that puss
Just asinine.
>>689440653
i have that too
>>689440097
...it's Karen
>Tohsaka
>>689439399
i will when he gets back on skype. he tried to rope me into a weird circle involving me fish and bun
also im retarded
>>689440758
We should hang out sometime.
I'd like for it to be on a virus infested checker website.
>>689440777
>>689440744
You were a little early for your trips secret mod
>>689440602
I'll be off for real now.
>>689440964
Me too, but that wasn't me
>>689440575
That's not a waifu thread
>>689440879
>checkers
pleb spotted
>>689440363
My room. I have a little Gardevoir plushy on my wall.
>I also have a set of coffee mugs, but they're packed away in a box due to very limited space
>>689441026
Sure.
>>689440315
That album is their best. Their stuff is still good until they lost Portnoy, but nothing captures the feel of Metropolis pt 2.
>>689440589
I like to think I just discuss and try not to cancer up the place
>I have cancerous moments
>>689441195
Goodnight beautiful <3
>>689441195
Yeah, goodnight anyway.
>>689441345
Yuuko it's your bedtime.
>>689441427
Thanks.
>>689441445
But mom
Oh, shitposters.
What a surprise.
>>689441075
I have a Varia Samus Figma, mini-Cho and mini-Kog statues, 2 Tyrion pop vinyls, a Yahtzee mug, a Brotherhood of Steel mug, giant plush Poro and a Teemo hat. And an Italica/Rory patch on the way.
>also lots of alcohol.
>Rory-sama
MAI WAS NEVER A PERSON HE WAS AN IDEA HE WAS NEVER THINKING DOWN WITH WAIFU I AM LEAVING WAIFU THREADS BYE
>>689441075
Ah, well I have something similar. I just have a little Ralts in a mug. With a Gardevoir patch.
I still have no idea what to sew it on...
>>689441522
You're not welcome.
You are, but not really. I'm not too sure, I've just been really depressed lately. Ever since my brother died it's just all been really difficult for me. Not really sure if there's a point in living anymore.
>>689441593
Hey, what the fuck is your problem, retard?
I just came to say good night and someone decided to have fun, why are you making such a big deal?
I bet you're on of those newfags who cry about elitism.
>>689441593
Fuck off commie
>>689441636
If trips Karen get
>>689441075
I have nothing on my walls.
>>689441614
>a Teemo hat
Something something cancer.
I don't even play LoL but I wanted to said that.
>>689441809
Here's your (you)
>>689441775
Damn hippy.
>>689441998
Time to noose
>>689441998
>1 off
>2 more would still have been a get
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>689440858
A circle involving you 4?
>Sounds like a fun time~
>Mizore
>>689440421
>>689440589
I see, you both know how to call it as you see them - maybe I'm still too new or something
>the captcha took far too long to appear
>late response
>>689442022
That was the last push I needed to finally go through with my suicide plans. I thank you for being the final camel on the hay's back.
I hope nerf guns can pierce skull.
If trips Karen get
>Different person
>>689442318
Dude it's 4 AM
>>689442262
>image
>>689440421
>>689440589
>>689442222
Oh
Well
I guess that's how that's going
>>689441614
I have a good cast of the 501st, a Gard plushie and mugs, 3 Sylveon plushies, a Sylveon jacket, a Diancie plush, My wonderful Makoto, an Azunyan, a Misaka, and some cheap $5 Lucky Star figures. Also, a decent amount of wall scrolls. Oh, and a Lulu hat.
>Also, Grape Soda. Lots of it.
>>689441732
Leather. Biker. Jacket.
>>689442004
RIP
>>689440526
Hmmmm, kind, caring, and frisky. Knows how to cook, and is always up for new stuff. Sounds like S+ rank house wife right there!
>I would not defile my waifu like that!
Haram.
>>689442465
Perfect time for suicide.
I'll credit you in my suicide note for the police so they can send you your medal.
>>689442589
Nigger
>>689442123
>>689442090
noose being applied
>>689442671
Oh, wait, are you actually depressed?
>>689442222
Cute is Mizore
Check em
>>689442222
i wouldnt want that i dont even want one
>>689442878
Very much so. I've reached the point where I can hardly muster the strength to breathe regularly.
There's just no point anymore.
>>689436639
Thigh highs > Hoisery > No socks > Knee Highs
also spiderfu claimed
>>689443051
And how comes you opened up to some anon?
>>689442018
Teemo hat was to literally cancer my friends.
>>689442589
Im not in a place of my own, so I cant really afford or get more of my own yet.
>soon
Had to move back in with mum and dad due to me earning $200 a week and barely able to save money as a result.
>got a better job and I get paid minimum $500 a week now
>>689442573
Hehe~
>>689442589
I-I don't know where your getting this grading system from, but I'm sure I'm somewhere in the D catagory in terms of house wife.
>Its not defiling
>If she's willing~
No Syndra to shoo me out.
>>689442878
A lot of us are.
Sometimes I am so unbearably depressed I'll stay in bed all day, not eat, not even try to get out of bed. Just BE.
Depressed that is.
>>689443268
fuck off you heterochromia fuck
>>689443051
Okay. Check the chat in reversi then.
>>689443188
Lewd spooder.
>>689443207
Because I've lost contact with most of my family and my brother was one of the ties I had left with this world.
I've been using this website for 4 or so years now, it's one of the only things that make sense in my life. It's not enough though.
>>689443381
You fuck off normie
>>689442589
I don't have a leather jacket though... :/
Anything else?
>>689443381
>Sometimes I am so unbearably depressed I'll stay in bed all day, not eat, not even try to get out of bed. Just BE.
Everyday tbh.
This is entertaining.
>>689443381
>hugs
>>689443039
What, you dont want to talk to people in a circle?
>>689443268
Zuzu, get
>>>/in/
>>689443381
Not alone.
>>689443549
inb4 fuck off
>>689443653
>>689443449
Fuck yourself yuuko
>>689443653
NO!
>>689443767
Goodnight, beautiful. <3
>>689443767
This one wasn't me
>hand
>>689443644
no you know what i meant
>>689439871
They really are. I found myself mumbling them, thinking they were the same lyrics. So far that's the best song I have heard. No wonder it's so popular.
>>689443233
Rory, you just saw a picture of literally my whole room. I really don't have any space, so most of it is packed away.
>>689443256
My personal grading system!
>Unless that was a D joke
>In which case I don't mind
>Probably boosts the rank up to S++ anyways
The day my figure comes alive and starts talking to me is the day I go insane... or get a pocket Makoto to bring everywhere. I'd be okay with the latter.
>>689443949
Please stop pretending to be me.
You've all been doing it ever since I left, it's very insulting.
>hand
Stop getting my hopes up.
>>689443268
>>689443406
don't want to talk?
No bully?
Something?
>>689444164
You insulted me by leaving, "beautiful".
>>689444079
Well you need to recheck your system!
>I saw it as I was typing and left it in
>I'm not S++
That would be really cute.
>>689444004
>
Oh do I?
>>689444164
Prove it
>>689444768
um yeah i think so
>>689444768
Triple checked, you're a top tier house wife~
Wouldn't it? I'd probably be turbo protective of her though.
>>689444079
I still dont have room for half of my stuff at mums and dads. Im taking a spare room. So little space for everything.
>many DVDs and cases
>desk, bed and console not set up
>laptops in another room
>>689443406
/Waifu/ is mean today
>>689444164
Yeah
Prove you're really hand
>>689445318
You are just soft shelled.
>>689445313
>Having an actual room
Rory, my walls are literally curtains in a garage. I have my computer desk, my dresser, and my small futon. That is it.
>>689443449
I'm sorry for you, Yuuko.
Hope everything will be fine.
>>689445011
I think I do too. Still funny.
>>689445017
Oh y-yeah?
W-Well then you're a S+++ Husband!
Ha, I got you now!
>You'd have to be, to make sure she wasn't squished.
>Mizore
YO YO? Whats good yo? Im watching Akima Ga Kill. Shits so great. Lovin it. Whats good Karen?
>>689445574
Well damn. As cool as it sounds that would suck in winter.
>>689444014
Heh, did the exact same thing myself with that and one or two other songs of theirs.
Breezeblocks would definitely be a fav of mine from them. Glad it's as popular as it is.
But anyways I gotta get some shut eye, but I'll leave ye with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlBskd3IaNw
Kinda illustrates part of our discussion heh.
>>689445923
so uh yeah thats about all i got
>>689445942
/waifu/ is currently depressed and working some personal issues out between members.
driving is scary tbh
>>689446367
Keep doing it. The more experienced you are, the less scary it becomes.
>>689445479
>>689445318
>didn't even read my other reply
you asked for someone to shoo you and I did
how's it going
>>689445479
Nah it's just in jest. I'm actually just busy so i'm playing along.
>>689446272
Same, nothing goes on. Same old same old.
>>689446367
Yes it is... tfw I'm going to have my traffic code exam in less than 2 weeks.
>>689445923
>Husband
I'm about as husband like as you, probably less so, to be honest... which means E tier
>Jeez, just thinking of that makes me all giddy
>>689446083
>Winter
>San Diego
>The place of literally eternal fucking summer
O Rory, you funny.
Why is she so perfect
>>689446186
Kek, I actually say this before I knew what Alt-J was. Makes perfect sense now. Thanks for stopping by trips guy, sleep well.
>>689446365
And nobody is discussing there waifus as usual.
Where is that cute Tomoko anon femboi cutie?
>>689446621
What is it, 2015?
>>689443188
You starting somethin nerd!
