Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>689425949
Youtube random playlist of sabaton songs
>>689426299
Shoo shoo
>>689426956
Wait what
>>689427467
Dont act like you dont like it
It all returns to nothing
Tohsaka claimed
>>689427005
Maybe if you spent more time with them in large social situations you would be able to tell the difference easier.
>never close to anyone
Why not? And never is a large word.
still here
>>689427255
And what would that be??
/waifu/ VS Team Rikka
I less than three you, Ruri!
Best type moon claimed.
>>689427276
What kind of one piece then?
>Show me your booty!
>>689427902
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
I never sleep, only Zool
You guys fail the waifu examination
>>689427835
>>689427836
>>689427930
>>689427942
>>689427930
>>689427953
the Boston bombings were just pranks
>can't be brutally executed by my waifu
>can't brutally execute self
Shh, only dreams now.
>>689428080
I do NOT. END THIS MEME
>>689428222
i can live with that
>>689428301
TOHSAKA RIN HAS A DIRTY ANUS
Akiko claimed
>>689427835
You know
>>689428301
How did it start?
>claim
>>689427960
>I less than three you
I'm trying really hard to understand what you just said.
>>689427698
You should probably put some pants on.
You could catch a cold.
>>689427698
Claiming bestest waifu
>>689427902
Money pleases old man for Tohsaka Rin
Or somethng like that
>>689428273
Your birth was a prank
>>689428388
No really.
What
Sup yall.
Claimed
>>689428371
Now you're pissing me off
>>689428301
>END THIS MEME
Never ever.
>>689428273
Kek they got us good
>>689428273
I was laughing
>>689428478
He speaks nothing but nonsense
>>689428540
yo
>>689428546
Supp Mug
Sup everyone? I was sleeping like errr day. whats going on with all of you.
>>689428371
Can confirm
>>689428434
I honestly don't know
>>689428478
>less than three
Come on Ruri, its not that hard
>>689428478
I < (less than) 3 You.
I <3 You.
Sorry, twitch flashbacks. Some of the streamers would have text to speech for donations, and <3 would sometimes come out as "less than three."
>>689428540
>you will never have a better waifu than me
Must suck for you guys :^)
>>689428273
Best prank of all time was Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
>>689428771
Did you read the VNs?
Inb4 no
>>689428597
SHIKI
>>689428845
Maria us for bullying
>>689428855
Yeah
We got the japs SO good
>>689428478
>You could catch a cold.
Ah!
Who needs pants when you're a magical girl!
>>689427835
Ah fair enough then
>>689427379
Would be between Prey and Daddy Issues to be honest. Can't get enough of either song. What bout you?
The Foals is another small group ye might possibly like if you're looking for something new by the way. Wouldn't be as big as Alt-J or The Neighbourhood I think.
>>689428434
The same way every other Type Moon meme started, a doujin.
>>689428970
I did. Not the ero version
>>689428845
Stupid fucking Victorian age hats. Remember that hat that Hellsing slut/virgin wore when she spoke to the church psychos?
Fucking Christ I almost died of embarrassment for her.
>>689429004
>>689428845
We can always make a doll
:^)
>>689428771
Ah well, at least it's entertaining~
>>689429105
I see, must've been a pretty weird doujin
>>689429004
>SHIKI
Yes?
im back hi
also what is this
>>689424096
should we be at war with them?
>>689428121
Play me a sick solo
>>689428273
It was just a prank bro
>>689428382
worst waifu
>>689428670
yooooo
>>689427835
Meow
No Shizuru here. Just an innocuous cat.
>>689429088
I like their mixtape and Single
Favorite one from mixtape is Lurk
>>689426932
In a sense! Look up Rin from Bakuon! Something like that!
That's my grandpa, he's been talking to me while I waited on my dad.
>>689426849
Yes. But I make sure nothing comes up by force.
>Makoto
>>689429239
HOW DID YOU LOSE YOUR PHONE
>>689428488
quality choice
>>689429034
>Panties.
Why hello there.
>>689429151
... Fukken kek. Explains a lot.
You're waifu is a canon whore. She even explains that sex is a viable way to procure mana.
So if Tohsaka is low on mana during the war, well, money is a bonus.
>>689428855
There will never be a prank that great ever again
>>689428647
>>689428601
That prank was the "bomb" if you ask me
>>689428521
I should've been aborted
>>689429262
>>689429323
Thats makes your situation worse as I... destroy pussy
>>689429239
>must've been a pretty weird doujin
By type moon standards it was rather tame, compared to "A cat is fine too."
>>689429451
Two more good'un was the Pulse shooting and 9/11
>>689429451
>I should've been aborted
Atleast you'll admit your mistakes.
>>689429323
Let me just hd it for a second
>
>>689429451
Its never too late to kill yourself
>>689429579
>>689429704
*hold
>>689429293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sso4vjERgdA
are we pranking now?
I can't find the way out of here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Bjasi12mE
>>689428285
Im sure itll happen. One day.
>>689429323
Kitty!
>>689429828
what did you do to me?
>>689429704
Awww...
>>689429193
qt
>>689429280
hello again
>>689429423
youre here 2?
>>689429356
Don't think I've heard that one myself
Might as well give it a listen now
>>689430065
What happened with the Danke title?
>>689429828
Suicide bombing prank?
>>689429843
noose is the exit.
>>689429977
Shoo
.
Fuck this shit im out.
See you later and go die in a hole.
>>689429360
Looked it up.
>Wew, isn't that female specific though?
>>689430039
Forever and always.
>>689429088
It's between Prey and Sweater Weather. Hell maybe even Cry Baby. Kinda hard to pinpoint it honestly.
>The Foals
I'll write this one down too. Eh it's fine if they're not. Sometimes the smaller groups are like hidden gems.
>>689429370
I went for a ride on an ATV, that's when I lost it ;-;
>>689429618
>A cat is fine too
What the fuck
>>689429512
Tohsaka Rin is too easy to bully.
Are you really a powerful mage?
>that scene when Tomoko escapes reality, enters the Fate franchise, and is about to be supplied with mana
Hey, I mean, Tohsaka Rin does it to herself.
>>689429639
That was my parents mistake though
>>689429623
Paris was a pretty good too
>>689429704
That's correct
What does /waifu/ think of Vegemite?
>pic related - Australian mode Vegemite
>>689430039
hello friend
>>689429843
Cool pic but... 3D?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0QwFjovz7A
>>689429451
The Holocaust was an even better prank
>Hitler's 6 million kill streak
>>689430353
thats not true what if you are working
>>689430793
find anything to do?
>>689430721
I heard that shit smells and tastes terrible.
And only Aussies eat it.
Personally I would not try it.
What do Aussies think of Nutella?
>>689430347
I don't believe that suicide is the answer.
>>689430358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD311Jt7nXg
>>689430823
Anything gasmask is just me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQmg4melGaU
>>689430353
Would that be a problem~?
>But nah, the pro racers use them as well.
>Phones about to die, talk to you when I get home~
>>689430993
Many of us love it. Those who say Vegemite is terrible have spread it like nutella. And thats bad if you're new to the 'Mite.
>my sister and sister in law share eating Nutella from the bulk jar
>>689430993
I heard similar things about your waifu
>>689429623
>Omar really killed it on the dance floor
>It was cool he bought everyone shots
>let the bodies hit the floor was a bad choice in music by the DJ
>>689431169
It isn't, suicide is the question.
The answer is yes
So what's crackin' with everyone?
>>689430568
Damn I was hoping for some sick long adventure!
>>689430993
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>689431438
But how do I answer something which is unquestionably a paradox?
>>689431416
Yuuko bringing the bants tonight.
>>689431606
It is not
Suicide is the question
The answer to said question is yes
>>689430222
No clue
Think an older name sync name I used to use popped in for some reason or other
Also I approve of your trips get
You have my deep respect anon
>>689430358
Cry Baby is another great one, listening to it right at this moment. Probably competes with the other two I mentioned as well for me too.
>Sometimes the smaller groups are like hidden gems.
True that. Always makes them hard but satisfying to discover. Was lucky to come across these guys thanks to my brother.
Mountain At My Gates is a particular tune from them that I adore.
>>689431416
Your waifu is a dumb
After high school her only income with be nakadashi JAV
Mio and Mai outweigh Yuuko in best girl by a long shot
Nichijou would have been more popular and sold well enough for a second season if not for Yuuko
Yuuko is literally a retard
Did I mention she is dumb and will only make money starring in nakadashi JAV?
Cause she is dumb and will only make money starring in nakadashi JAV.
>>689431544
tl;dr
>>689431848
My plans all foiled, damn you and your cunning perceptional skills.
>>689431923
Oh damn, I didn't even notice.
I still have faith in your quest to get the trips.
>>689431169
Well I know that, but 3D doesn't tend to be welcomed here. How was that EDM festival?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWyVhIBmdGw
>>689430967
Besides that.
>>689431289
N-No problem...
They get hot I bet.
>I bet i cant wear anything underneath.
Hurry back!
>>689431939
Jokes on you, her voice actress did porn long before staring in nichijou
>>689431736
Tomo is finally doing a good job of it as well.
>>689430993
nutella is good but im not Australian
>>689432182
still counts if you leave me all alone
>>689430967
played fallout 4 for a bit now im back to sulking hbu?
Board games are fun.
>>689431544
haha are you doing a parody of me
>>689432322
Hmm. You don't say.
You're waifu is a slut, voiced by a slut. Slutception. Her sluttitude is so great, chairs pay her to not sit on them.
>>689432511
Here is your mandatory breast friend since Galko's out
>>689432137
That is quite odd, I believe I've posted some 3D back in the day as well.
It was pretty great, still a bit hearing impaired from it though.
>Deafheaven
Haven't heard of those since my brief visit to /mu/
Also did you know that ctrl + f works with notepads?
I sure as hell didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3JJxS0gNkE
>>689432087
The encouragement is appreciated good sir
Hopefully some day soon my quest shall come to a glorious end
>>689431923
Sup trips guy.
>>689432449
I can't into it.
The first time was ok, but after that I just couldn't. It's... TOO rich I guess.
>>689432449
Even when I'm gone I'm here in spirit friend!
>>689432769
May you get trips soon, god wills it.
>>689432672
Made me laugh
You're pretty cool esdeath, at least you know your flaws lol
>>689432511
Delicious moonpie
>>689432701
Your waifu is so dirty poor people offer her soap.
If trips Karen get
>>689433156
Who keeps doing this
>>689432511
Excellence
>>689433025
yah sometimes i realize after ive made myself look like an autist but i dont mind calling my self out after ive calmed down
>>689433147
You're waifu can't even get a lunch request right, how could she ever handle a relationship?
On top of that, her jokes are as old as the men Tohsaka Rin pleases for money.
AND FURTHER MORE she is dumb.
>>689432087
I'm a damn hunter, why else?
>>689433271
I did it once today.
>Only once
>>689432483
cool im playing a batman game
>>689432918
i can eat it straight out of the thing. Feel a little disgusted with myself afterwards though
>>689432929
i dont think that counts
>>689433408
You get affection from me, my man.
>>689433557
You get some too
>two off my heart stopped
>>689433480
I was going to make a joke about diablo, but hell I can't do that.
I'm here
>>689432750
>Also did you know that ctrl + f works with notepads?
I did, and it's ctrl + L on a Portuguese configuration of windows. Thank god I changed to EN so I don't have to confuse shortcuts anymore.
Ctrl + A is Ctrl + T on PT. Find and replace also exists on notepad. Great song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnB5FZQtgAg
>>689433147
Fluffy Hair.
>>689433274
Wonderfulness.
>>689433581
thats good sounds fun! btw is their two of you one seems more hyper >>689433475
>>689431169
And this is a perfect example, thanks for giving me another band.
>>689431923
The story's told in their songs are just wonderful. Topics that are pretty down to earth and somewhat relatable.
I'll be sure to check that one out first then.
Claimed.
If trips Karen get
>>689432849
Rolling.
>>689433581
I've done that with peanut butter and cake icing, and I've felt the same. I honestly don't know how I'm not 200lbs.
That image bothers me. I get that they wanted to put her in stockings because it's a wonderful foot image, but... I dunno. It doesn't look right.
Still saved.
>>689433475
Your waifu can't play games with children without cheating, you think she wouldn't ride the first dick away from you?
Your waifu is a joke in herself.
She has the personality of a moist towel that picked up mold.
>>689433617
>Cheek kiss
>My heart sped up.
>>689433581
I try friend.
>>689434000
Welcome back hank
>>689434012
One attempt per thread nigga
Time for sleep, good night everyone.
>>689434000
What an entrance.
>>689434154
Not samefag
>>689434240
Goodnight beautiful
Sleep with ease
>>689431532
I lead a boring life, sorry~
>>689433781
Pretty neat though.
That's groovy and got that reggaeton beat to it, appreciated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN8zUPYivuQ
>>689433859
No problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8e1sSNsf44
>>689434113
>relevant gif
>>689433617
thanks my dude
>>689434240
gnight
>>689434154
Thank you.
>>689434299
Medium rare.
