Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>689396417
yeah its a good game to bad the communtiy died down when i was playing so my friends stoped playing aswell would have kept playing as the raids seem fun
>>689396539
i know that feel thier is a patch every week i think my friends and i have moved to overwatch nowadays
>>689397110
this
>claiming yume
>>689397176
Ich fühle mich maßlos überfordert.
Immer.
24/7
Hello friends
Best type moon claimed.
[devours the eternal souls of humans in Japanese]
still here
and
>>689397207
but my feet hurt 2. i feel miserable
>>689397379
yeah that game is pretty fun
I wonder why popura keeps ignoring me
>>689395948
It's supposed to be a really safe procedure, but I don't blame you.
Also, having to wear glasses to look at screens is a bummer, I hate it. I have a TV in my bedroom in front of my bed, and if I move too much, my glasses come off due to the pillow.
Fucking eyes...
>>689397379
I wish raids had matchmaking.
Kyouko confirmed fastest.
But now I lurk, somewhat.
>>689396163
Just kidding guys!
ma bae
>>689396973
Yeah I don't really know what's going on in these threads with all the shitposting going on
Doesn't really bother me that much though
I just realized I still have Minecraft
>>689396736
Hmm... I'll try find some in my liquor store then~
>>689397207
And so are you
>>689397601
Enjoy lurking
>>689397640
Faggot.
>>689397601
pfft
by five seconds
Atago is gone too now...
Everything is going according to my plan...
I'll keep removing oldfags until I become the KING OF /WAIFU/
MUAHAHAHAHA
>>689397762
Atago left a long time ago m8
>>689397485
Relax, just lay flat. Stretch out.
Stretching helps alot.
>>689397487
Karen leeds get, check em.
>>689397717
Nope, just you, silver hair!
>>689397704
>>689397428
>>689397661
Heyo
Mai WAIFUUU!
Tenryuu claimed
>>689396980
Mein Salzgehalt ist überraschen niedrig heute, wird aber Morgen bestimmt anders sein. Und du solltest weiter malen.
>>689397176
Naja, morgen geht es wieder an den Speck. Und damit mindestens einen Rang aufwärts.
It's all ogre.
>>689397929
Even if you get trips I have no lewds to give you
That was a one time thing, lollipop.
>>689397762
Oops! Didn't mean to post that here
>>689397870
Don't ruin my joke mang!
>Emi
>>689398049
Oh well I guess I have to do the next best thing...
>Karen get
>Mizore
>>689397990
You think you can take me on, roach? Humans are like a game to me, I'm the real puppeteer here.
>>689397762
Keep it up.
Hey everyone.
>>689397717
Look for Ty Ku. It's expensive, but good.
>>689397485
cant wait for new heroes
>>689397599
would still be playing if that was the case
>>689397640
i like you your waifu is pretty
>>689397762
emi4prez2016
>>689397929
i cant and i just tried to stretch and it hurts worse
>>689398322
it will happen eventually. not really sure when because blizzard can take forever
>>689397940
Heyo Ritsu! You up to much?
She's mine, motherfuckers.
Claimed.
>>689397704
>Minecraft
Despite what everyone says, it's actually pretty enjoyable.
>>689397940
The whole crew, definetly not forgetting anyone.
>>689397270
>stealing rikkadance.gif
If trips Karen get
Lost, but not forgotten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k
>>689397929
I disagree with the notion that you aren't cute
>>689398288
I'll try to find some, not sure if I'll find it
So who's this popura guy? I wonder why he keeps ignoring me
Reminder that there is a butthurt faggot trying to force animosity between waifu threads and draw threads.
Please ignore.
>>689398322
I don't see why it doesn't have it.
So, I get to the shop and they straight tell me upfront: Unless I go to a shady place that'll do a patch or plug under the table for cash only, I'm going to be hard pressed to get it fixed due to liability issues.
So essentially, I have to decide if I want a new back tire, or risk riding around with the nail.
>ask girl out on a date
>she says yes
>ask her what time her dad can drive us to the movies
>she just gives me a blank stare
>"ok well you guys should pick me up around 7"
>give her a fist bump and run home in excitement
>her and her dad pick me up around 7
>no one says a word on the way there
>he drops us off
>as I'm getting out of the car I stop and ask him for the money for the movie
>he just stares at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he gives me $30
>I clear my throat and keep my hand out
>he gives me another $10
>I roll my eyes and say "thanks, guy" really sarcastically
>girl I asked out is looking super embarrassed
>get to the ticket window
>ask her "did your dad give you any money for the movie?"
>she looks like she's about to cry
>"well you should call him because he only gave me enough for myself and some food"
We didn't go on a second date
>>689398741
Rikadance is freeware.
>>689398322
Wtf happened to Tatsumi
>the girls in the manga are cuter than animu
>>689398741
Cute.
>>689398881
We are aware, but thank you still kind anon.
Mornin /waifu
Tohsaka claimed
>>689399038
I hadn't even noticed.
>>689398927
10/10
>>689398598
Sir/ma'am this is a place for anime waifu's and world war 1 battle tanks but ur porn is welcome P.S spiderman
Akiko claimed
>>689398881
We know this but thanks anon
>>689398691
It is
I really wish the fanbase wasn't cancer but then again that could be said for a lot of fanbases
>>689397940
Hell yeah mang
Shiro claimed.
>>689397386
Vielleicht bist du einfach allergisch auf Arbeit?
>>689397428
Olá!
>>689397978
Wäre gut, bei 12 ist ja wieder ein breakpoint.
Ich verliere gleich zum ersten mal einen Punkt T_T. Dat team! (Na gut, und zum Teil auch dat Ich)
>>689398618
Keep her.
>>689398927
Are we posting greentexts now? I posted pic related yesterday if you didn't catch it
>>689398881
It's just a thread.
THIS USELESS ASS NIGGA JUST PICKED HIMSELF UP AN INTERVIEW
CLICK HEAR TO ASK HIM HOW
>>689398927
>>689399079
I have waited for this moment.
>>689398424
aint that the truth lol
>>689398889
beats me man would improve the game alot
>>689398984
who is tatsumi?
>>689399156
Well be wary
I'm only aware from others who travel in those circles.
>>689399271
Peaches
>>689399420
How are you gunna fuck it up?
>>689399079
Something something old men
>>689399420
How do you like your steak.
>>689399079
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>689398927
I call fake! I've read that somewhere before.
>>689399360
>Darius
>bully
>high school
It all fits
>>689398550
Not much, my drink sweetener
>>689398691
Kek no definitely not :^)
>>689399277
Hell yeah
>>689398424
Was it the good kind of hurt?
I like that feeling.
>>689398805
I agree with the current theory that mizore is indeed, plain.
>>689398906
In a car I'd say go for it, but on a bike a blow out would not be fun. It'd be worse if it was the front tire.
>>689399355
>checked
Ja so einfach wirds wohl sein
Got to go work awaits me tomorrow
Have a great day/night /waifu/
>>689399360
I think we went to the same middle school!
>>689399156
she is cute
>>689399530
that black blob on that guys face though
>>689399822
no its aching
>>689398927
Wow, this is pretty old. I think I saw this on 9gag when I was 13
>>689399545
Yuuko
How are things my man?
Nutbladder ready to 'splode.
>>689399530
Fuck us that's why? Also, still waiting on this foolishness.
>>689399545
I dont know, but Ill find a way!
>>689399635
Chared and bloody, you sexy ass pimp you!
>>689399668
I do not
>>689399449
Oh do we Saber poster here?
>>689399612
SYNDRA PUTS HER BALLS ON RANDOM PEOPLES FACES
>>689399277
True.
I don't know if any are still up because I played them quite a while ago, but try and find bending (As in Avatar: The Last Airbender.) servers.
>>689399355
Naja, mit Tirpitz bin ich noch am rocken, sieht man auch an meiner K/V.
Tirpitz ist bestes Schiff. Jeden Cent wert.
>>689399355
Hello! How are you?
>>689399775
>drink sweetener
Okay this I do not understand. Huh
>>689399849
Farewell
>>689400058
Goods nigga what's reaaly goods with you?
>>689400001
1 off
Ice to numb and heat to relax.
>>689400280
Yoyo what's good
>>689400155
Do you want to be one of them~?
>>689400121
America.
>>689400235
MiO is a drink sweetener
>>689399760
This was a true story. I should add that the dude changed his mind and asked me for 10$
>>689400155
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MANA
>looking at shit on XBOne
>see "rent Zootopia"
>mfw I read that as "rent Zoophilia"
I probably should have slept last night.
>>689399822
Oh dear, it seems like you're using an outdated theory. It's been proven by Stephen Hawking in his most recent study that Mizore is indeed, cute.
>>689399822
My mom said she'd help me pay for it, so I'm counting my blessings right now. But I need to be far more careful out there to NOT hit something. This is just gunna be great.
And it's too expensive. More so than my last tire. Just kill me now.
>>689400324
i dont want to move
>>689399947
You from Arizona?
>>689400478
I don't understand how she can be a drink sweetener, it sounds a little weird. At least being a pillow mad sense
>>689400001
lol im like a male yandere sometimes i know tatsumi exists in THAT universe
>>689400464
Maybe
>>689400560
Can confirm
Also in an old study Bill Nye proved she is indeed a cute
>>689400474
Aint it beutiful!
>>689397270
Aria claimed
>>689400715
Yes
>>689400455
Bitches and crystal son.
>>689399849
Schlaf schön!
>>689400155
Nah, sorry, I posted that.
>>689400189
>Wallet warrior
Na wenn man das nötig hat...
*hust*50% overall winrate*hust*
>>689400235
Doing pretty good, but need to get up early tomorrow (4:30am) so I'll take my leave. See you tomorrow!
Sleep well everyone!
>>689400764
tatsumi?
>>689401055
Tenryuu is a blatant wallet warrior
>>689400739
He means this ya doof.
>>689401174
Smug
>yuuko
>>689401174
Smug for ants?
>>689401006
What was Darius's brother named?
>>689401348
I'm not surprised I didn't get that, I haven't heard about those in a while now. I feel stupid now, but nice
>>689401055
Damn, good night
>>689401564
I didn't know his brother
>>689401202
i dont follow lol
>>689400560
Ah but that theory was proven invalid in the 2016 spring confrence. It was found Hawking was an over rated scientist and bill nye replaced him.
>>689400597
Well it's good your mom is helping you out.
>Better you found it now than later
>>689400701
Then sleep it off. It helps.
>>689401174
Smug thumbnail?
>>689401611
dumb ass nigga
>>689401733
Okay what was Darius's last name
>>689401805
dumb ass nigga
>>689400911
Yes.
>>689401486
Gorgeous
>>689401537
I think so
>>689401778
You tell me
>>689399360
:o
>>689399738
its a meme :O
>>689400058
oh my
>>689399355
seth ^_^
>>689398618
cute waifu :3
3 times the fun
>>689401750
dont worry about it i guess
>>689401778
i already slept im not going to fall back asleep
>>689401805
Karen why must you hurt me in this way
penis
>>689402088
ah fuck, forgot the pic
>>689401859
He stole my pencil once
>>689402067
Find someplace cool to lay out, or take a nice shower
>>689401954
Got something to say, moogster?
>>689402082
I do it because I love you and I want you to grow strong SHIEEEEEEEEEET
>>689402244
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa????
>>689400907
Did he? I haven't read the study yet, I'll have to check it out
>>689401174
Teasingbro
>>689401778
>found Hawking was an over rated scientist
Nevah! Someone that predicted the existence of Hawking radiation could never be over rated~
>>689402014
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
>>689402354
fite me
>>689400511
I was just making a lame joke
>dude changed his mind and asked me for 10$
kek
>>689400280
Real good mang
I just did the last of my exams, I got my star on Overwatch, I have some chicken to eat and a can of peaches
Life is good
>>689402453
Lil ship
>smugs
>>689401805
>>689402035
Heresy detected
>>689402348
i already took a shower and im sitting in my chair
>>689401055
Ich merke in dem Spiel so eine forced 50% Quote....naja, aber dir K/D ist ein etwas Indikator. Selbst Leute mit 5000+ Spielen dümpeln bei ~50% rum.
>>689402493
Post peaches
>>689402292
Actually what were the initials of the school
>>689402631
naw nigga this one's mine
>>689402398
no, Kinga! ofDahilla
Aya claimed.
Sorry I'm late. How is everyone?
>>689402677
also ich ja bei 58%, wie auch meine üblichen Platoons, aber das ist sicher nur Zufall...
>>689402631
I want to lick her peach
>>689402354
You're like a third parent to me then.
>>689402847
Hey there, doing good.
What about you?
>>689402468
that is a scary face, josef :(
>>689402453
He made it up!
>That's why he named it after himself.
Also don't listen to the other anon. Bill never made such research.
>>689402666
Okay satan. Whatever you want.
>>689402611
Lil' smug
>Amatsu
>>689402493
It was 10$ well spent
>>689401174
The smaller you get the smugger you get
>>689403110
I'm doing good. Just playing osu! at the moment.
>>689402468
Moogs
Are you from Jitsu wa Watashi wa?
>>689402698
Which peaches? I have like 20 peaches in my Akiko folder
>>689401805
>>689402833
Heresy confirmed
>>689402900
Don't get weird Mako
>>689403275
I hope the kid didn't get a free sterilization there
10 bucks well spent I say
without putting too much thought into the logistics of it i choose saryn
>>689402970
Just call me daddy fam.
>>689401778
Turns out, a different shop has it in stock, so I gotta go out to El Cajon to get it. On the bright side, I think my glove replacement finally came in here! So it seems my mood has been spared the dreaded 180!
For almost THREE MINUTES /b/'s highest post count was 14999949. All attempts at posting were blocked with a "MySQL connection failure." I can believe a connection failure for 90%, 99%, or 99.9% of the total posters. But for three minutes not ONE post made it to /b/. That's IMPOSSIBLE. By the laws of probability at least a few posters should have been able to successfully post. But no. ALL POSTS were blocked for THREE MINUTES. After this time, we are greeted with a stickied 15000000GET of Spacecataz. The first post in the sticky was made FOUR MINUTES after that sticky was supposed to have been posted. With tens of thousands of /b/tards refreshing madly, is it remotely plausible that it took thousands of pairs of eyes FOUR MINUTES to locate the sticky and type out a reply? Or rather, is it more plausible that that sticky was made during the "dark period" wherein nobody could post? Nobody, that is, except for you know who.
The trick to mod fuckery is not to make it obvious, guys. There have been failGETS before, but at least there was a glimmer of hope that they were simply failing users, not mods stroking their bloated egos. Now there can be no doubt. Fuck you, mods. Fuck you.
going to go for a little while be on later waifu
>>689403330
shit I don't think so
>>689403738
I wonder when he'll come back ;(
Just fucking kill me now. Pic related all too much.
>Shiro
>>689403738
>>689402970
actually more like a molesting uncle
>>689403867
i feel like you're mad
>>689403391
There's just one peaches.
>>689403167
How are you?
>>689403275
Hey man how's your first week and few days here?
>do you know if anyone screencapped it?
>>689403925
Take care esdesu
>>689403162
Got concrete proof for that claim?
>>689403738
Daddy please
>>689404139
Please don't molest me, it'll be in my nightmares for years to come
>>689404275
Bye Ritsu!
>>689404275
Later qt.
>>689404139
Did I hit little to close to home?
