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Wtf
What in the fuck
>Connor the hedgehog
>>689394888
I'm so gonna kill myself
>>689394558
>dislike beta male
>"doing" it with girls
>not showering
Kek fucking fedora in the makeing
HES SHOES DON'T FUCKING MATCH BETWEEN THE 2 PHOTOS
Oh what the fuck is this?
i'm not sure how i feel about this
Jeff the Hedgehog
>no stupid cringe with my name
good
>>689396623
>>689396080
>>689394888
There is some serious edge here
>>689396080
Waow that it some ultimate cringe
>don't piss me of
>krank
good lord
>>689396667
>Hardelin
Your name is cringe enough.
>>689396667
>hardelin
hahaha oh wow
>>689394382
>>689396403
Kek he just couldn't decide if it was a boy or girl or if it was 17 or 23
Of course the title on google was "Yes, I am garbage" in french.
>>689394382
FUCK
guess i like cocks and star tattoos now
>>689397049
>Bisexual
>dislikes relationships with grils
>>689397049
>drinking video games
the fuck
ayy lmao
This is so cringey that my bleach killed itself.
end my life
what the fuck
Kill me
not bad
>>689397618
I figured this had to be satire
Like holy fuck
>>689397508
>diego
ayy
>>689397618
>Is very criminal
>>689394558
"born on sonic island when he was 5 years old" what the fuck
>>689397819
I'm not sure it is.
>>689397711
the bubble letters aren't bad for a 12yo at least...
>>689394558
Born at 5, joins the military at 4
>>689394382
I'm glad I go by Matthew and not matt
IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING HEDGEHOG
>>689394558
S A T I R E
A
T
I
R
E
>>689398122
can we say templated jesus fuck
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
>>689396403
It's a trap!
Why, just why?
>>689394382
Haha! no stupid cringehogs for my name!
>>689398340
Thankfully the name Sorgy is more than enough autism to make up for it.
>>689394558
>born when he was 5 >joined army when he was 4
>>689398340
Dongus the hedgehog?
Callum The Hedgehog apparently
>>689397049
>wtf is "Exersizng"
>>689397711
u WOT m8?
>>689398533
daemons?
>>689397806
>>689398112
You ripped me off marcus
>>689398561
>japanese hedgehog
>has a fuckin email
>>689397049
>Good shot with a gun
>>689398340
no cringehogs for your name!
I feel sorgy for you.
>>689398684
WOW
O
W
>>689398561
I saw Japanese hedgehog and thought the location said "Pearl Harbor."
>>689398340
Judging by that bookmark we can see, you're autistic enough as it is. We wouldn't want to throw you into overdrive.
>>689398723
>>689398340
>searched for Dongus the hedgehog
>found autism
Wtf
>>689394382
hooray!
>>689398991
>Hates everything
>>689396403
>speashes
>>689398561
>Justin
>>689398701
Wanna spam that email?
>>689396667
You've gotta be fucking joking.....
>>689396667
>Hardelin
kek
>>689399309
It's probably dead as shit by now
This is fucking awful.
Antonio the hedgehog
>>689399613
>likes punk rock
>dislikes emos
poor little autist
>>689396667
reminds me of the guy named dongus
>>689399852
suck it you slowhogs
Every day we grow furtherfrom God's light.
>>689399707
Antonio the rapehog
>>689397049
Yo I was gonna post that one but you beat me to it. So I did this one >>689400066
Travis
>>689396667
went ahead and found it for you
>>689394382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5mop5boEo
dunno
>>689400141
kek'd
On a scale of 1 to EvaneScene, how edgy is this picture?
>>689398230
Holy shit that looks kind of cool.
Fuck you all...
>>689400843
BOTDF
This never gets old.
>>689394382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2EltcdU1bM
Looks like mine was drawn by a downie
>>689394382
So apparently my name doesn't exist as a hedgehog.
Thank fuck.
Closest thing to it is pretty depressing though.
oh my..
>this thread
>>689400843
Looks like an edgy abused autistic child's escape.
>>689401566
I do, however, exist in the actual Sonic the Comic universe as a TV Chef.
Who is a horse.
Called Galloping Graeme.
I can get down with this.
>>689401317
had a good kek
>>689401317
My sides.
>>689396481
Godamn WTF he's buff as shit
>>689401317
certified GOLD
>>689401317
>eggman: was like a father to her
>only banged twice
Casual
>>689402331
Well aren't you an edgy bastard?
>>689401952
You have a baller name son. Graeme sounds like you slay vampires and zombies and shit.
>>689402450
hell yeah I am
>>689394382
>isreal
>inb4 Jew
>>689396157
>beta mails
fix'd
>Urp
>>689402855
I think I just audibly cringed.
>>689396667
>Hardelin
>>689401317
>Eggman like a father to her, only banged twice.
>like a father
>father
>only twice
>>689400791
>sex: Yes plz!
Kek
>>689394558
>Skipping sckool
>>689397874
>using quotation marks instead of greentexting
newfag alert
>>689398817
kek
>>689401317
>says nothing about banging Tails
He's gonna die a virgin.
>>689398561
anyone else want to email that email adress just to see what happens?
>>689397049
>Bisexual
>Dislikes relationships with girls
That's just fucking called being gay
>>689394382
https://cdn2.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/project/96980124_144x108.png?v=1454780868.35
My name's Dudley. This is literally the only result with Dudley the Hedgehog in the title. The rest of it is irrelevant.
Well I like green but still, what?
No cringehog for me, but I got brony cancer
My personal favorite
I like baby blue but still this is cancer
>>689394382
>ashley the hedgehog
>I'm a dude
>fml
>>689394382
Kek
>>689406930
>Ashley
>dude
Well what were you expecting
thank FUCK
>>689394382
okay
Sk8r boi
>>689394382
one of these things is not like the other...
oh god
>>689394382
Eh, could be worse
Suhneek no likey
>>689397618
>he will stab them in the face with his blunt
OFFICIALLY A SONIC OC CRINGE THREAD
Lmao
>>689408484
>>689408938
Out of all the existing Sonic universes, he had to pick the shittiest
>Sonic Underground
t. ex-sonic fan
>>689397169
>>689400814
>>689404909
>>689406073
GRILS CONFIRMED
>>689394382
Fuck me; it's a gif http://blingee.com/blingee/view/113257798-Brendan-the-Hedgehog-Taken-By-Star-Sorry-I-Didn-t-Get-A-Chance-To-Make-Him-
>>689399871
This one is boss. No autism here
Best pic I found, kek
>>689398817
My sides
literally zero effort into this one.
>>689396481
>buff as fuck
>enjoys listening to music
Not as bad as I was expecting, but more girls than guys, but I'm not surprised at that having a kinda neutral name.
>>689401023
Fucking manlet
could be worse
Elmo the hedgehog
Aka SATANIC THE HEDGEHOG
also 666 trips
Wow
>>689394382
I got nothing
>>689414529
what is yor name?
I mean, what did i expect with this name
I wanna change my name
kill it
>>689394558
I don't know which is worse
it's so bad i'n not even finishing typ
>>689415475
>xerxes
>>689396481
He just looks like a bad boy, he's really a sensitive songwriter who writes song and stuff about being sensitive, and junk.
OH and he eats a bowl of Steroid-O's for every meal while listening to and playing music.
and stuff and junk
*emo flip*
>>689396623
*emo flip*
>>689399613
God this is my Hedgehog too.
>>689416313
Nigger
My name is Wolfgang. This is really insulting
>>689416313
I may be a nigger, but at least I'm not a Marcus level Nigger.>>689415566 >>689397806
Actually I'm whiter than snow or rice cakes, but sure I'll take the attention.
>michael the hedgehog warrior cat pony furry
>>689397711
At least they put some work into it... or traced
I want to change my name.
>>689394382
I like mine
>>689398122
Wai-wha-...i can't...
Just don't ask his opinion on anything
>can't hear
Or if he can smell that
>no nose
Is it related to vectorman?
>>689394382
i didnt get any hedgehogs wtf
>>689406073
>sister of Sonic the Sometimes
>Sonic the Sometimes
kek/10
>>689398241
Your name is Tobi
>>689398561
>Species: Japanese Hedgehog
>>689398509
Yeah... he is
>>689400843
Is he grabbing his groin or literally holding his shit
those are scent lines right?
Cant find any hedgehogs
>>689402108
>>689401745
Move over i need room, i can feel the tumors growing as i type
>>689416612
>#stoptelepathicrape
I think dude's onto something here..
>>689398817
Me too
>>689418102
You have a Pokemon name.
You are a Pokemon.
>"Willump"
>"Willump"
>"Willi-willump-ump"
![id_mar_did_for_me___d_by_joe_the_hedgehog[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/C855Ksp.png "id_mar_did_for_me___d_by_joe_the_hedgehog[1].png")
Godammit
fuck
>>689418102
>>689418102
You're named after a Yeti from League, you're better than a hedgehog, you're a bigfoot.
>>689419768
furry detected
>>689417430
this thread comes up, and we don't even need to use a fresh image, the few people making Patrick the hedgehogs seemed to have finally died or were potty trained.
>>689416788
Nice dubs, does your boyfriend enjoy them as much as his own?
>>689419063
Search for Ben10 the hedgehog
feel the edge
>>689398241
Just change your name to Four and go join another faction.
>>689419911
what
Jesus fuck
>>689419600
I think you're thinking of Phantump
>>689420182
>has spikes on boots
3edgy5me
>>689401317
>slut is really fast
>>689420272
>Role model: Chad
OBOY, HE IS GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH!
>>689394382
Why
>>689420122
dubs for the towers, >>689419933 dub dubs for the pair of pats lol
Tyler the hedgehog is edgy
>>689420960
Still want to know whats with those hands ISAAC
>>689396403
>top:girl
>bottom:boy
Sounds familiar
Literally all of them look like whores/sluts
Not my name, Just trying out names for shits and giggles
Would bang most of them If i was a sonic
>>689420272
>Copyright disney
Excuse me, what the fuck?
mine says his favorite food is Fish Sticks. the cringe is too much kill me
Nigga the hedgehog
Ronald the Hedgehog.
Fucking end me
>>689398723
Top kek m8
>>689394382
Mine even has a twitter dedicated to it.
@SuperSonicBrit
Kill me plz
Holy fuck all the text
>>689394382
>Gloves and shoes not consistent in side view
Could've been worse.
>>689394382
i searched this to spite a friend and it was not worth it.
>>689422084
>McDonald
what is this? nazi bunnies?
>>689420272
>siblings: Katniss
Oh god the hunger games parents have arrived
>>689422610
>>689422872
Tots or gtfo
>>689396157
> "I don't freestyle cuz my style ain't free"
Lookout folks. Crowbar
>>689422872
Would boink
>>689423979
>>689397092
We psychologists use to call that 'dissociative identity disorder'
Anon, Psy.M
>>689394558
>beta mails
this ia what you find when you search Cuck the Hedgehog
Dick the Hedgehog
>when having an unusual name still gives you stupid shit
Myhero the hedgehog
ALLAH the hedgehog
>>689394558
>beta mails
cinoS the hedgehog
>>689396403
>both?
I am scare
i had to use joey instead of joel for the more autistic results
PUT ME IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
>>689398468
>>689397874
>>689394558
>>689396157
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals at 4 when I was only born at 5 years old, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Eggman, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire sonic universe. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of furries across the USA and your car is being chased by me, Luke the Hedgehog, right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I can run so fast and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I enjoy "doing it with girls", and I love working out, I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Used a furfags name
>>689416313
is your name alex because your a fucking nigger
Ehp
At least its not the worst
>>689398633
Fuck you Jon
>>689406930
>>689407187
>England
>>689399299
>Dalton the hell vampire hedgehog
Jesus Christ it hurts
>>689426818
Would boink then smash with hammer
>>689424510
Fuck off!
I think I've died
