Shit you found on Tinder
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Shit you found on Tinder
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>>689386871
>kike
I'm sure she is
>>689386597
gorgeous
>>689386871
cute af
>>689386597
> cant get her pregnant
> babbies first threesome
>>689386597
whats her location?
>>689387754
>>689387800
>>689387864
>>689387943
A E S T H E T I C
>>689388361
Is there a fucking contest to see how many things you can classify yourself as now a days?
>>689386597
Is tinder good for a guy 6.5/10 of 23yo to find an 40/50+ to have a nick fuck with? I always wanted to try an experience with an very elder woman than me
>>689388361
>>689388510
If there is I think they won
Smh HOW SWAY!!!? How do you post half naked pics and say no hook ups these sluts are confused
>>689388546
Kek'd hard. I hope he gets shot.
>>689388678
I am a transgender, depressed, fat ugly, gaming, low-selfasteem prostitute with daddy issues, who is currently working as a janitor on the east side of california with currently abusing alcohole and crack.
Sway!!!?
Troglodytes
>>689388891
Shit had me rolling
>>689388785
>Advertises body like a $3 whore
>Looking for something serious.
>No hookups.
Something is fishy.
>>689389097
don't listen to what grills say, instead observe their actions
>>689389097
>slut
>feminist
>>689388785
good point.
>>689387943
Okay, I admit, that's cooler than I am.
fun thing to do is making a facebook where you are 17, then go on kik and look at the underage girls... and hot...
my friends thought it was a little to pedo..
>>689387800
The "problematic" fringe... urgh.
>>689387177
I dont want to be the one to get raped
>>689390650
>Tinder
>Looking for friends
What
>>689391029
it's code for fuckbuddy, doofus
>>689388785
She wants a pussy to date her and pay her bills while other men proceed to fuck the shit out of her while her pussy is at work, don't you fags know anything?
>>689391551
one out of 10 knows. The rest, they're obvious to the truth
>>689389011
Ew that is one ugly bitch
>>689391414
Oh damn. That I didnt think of that
>>689391741
Malik is magic
>>689391655
Well, if it weren't for their obliviousness those girls would expect to live with guys like me and you anon, and idk about you but THAT shit ain't happening KEK
Get a load of this shit
>>689391952
lmao I know right. One of my fav things to do is meet up with grills with bf's or old ex gf's and have them tell me about how they whipped their current partners. they're actually very aware and even proud of the way they pussywhipped a nice provider. Those moments I'm just glad i saw trough the veil before I got caught up in that mess
also it's better to be the one fucking someone's wife instead of being the chump whose wife is getting fucked. just the way it is
>>689392406
how can that thing be only 26, jebus christ
and the sad thing is, they're plenty of thirsty betas who would still hit that. Makes me ashamed of being the same gender as those losers
>>689392217
>anoka ramsey community college
this creature must live near me fuck
>>689392701
time for some old fashioned ork slaying anon
>>689392617
Tee hee
No hookups
You silly boys
>>689392217
can't unsee
>>689392406
>>689392897
this is sad. I feel for her
>>689392897
that thing looks like an old man who hasn't eaten anything else but pizza for 20 years while being locked inside a room without any windows
I'm prolly not too far from the truth either sadly
>>689393147
I bet you'd fuck that monstrosity because she's "bountiful on the inside"
>>689392897
anon are you around the cities at all. obv a mnfag
>>689392406
>>689392897
That first comment
I've found loneliness on tinder.
>>689388361
>bigender
>gay
Does not compute
>>689393385
>21
>not bitter yet nor looking for a provider
>smokes weed
>likes to have fun
>has a job
I don't see the problem
>>689393308
no, thats exactly why I feel sad, because I know nobody would ever fuck her so she will more than probably die alone and a virgin
>>689392217
I didn't know trolls from WOW dated
>>689393570
you will be always alone in life. it's not bad tho, liberating if anything
>>689390036
is that jessica slaughter
i found and fucked this
>>689393552
found the source of those toilet brush vids
>>689393747
"its afraid"
>>689393874
>18
>looks like she's the moon
Not Tinder but scared me
>>689393874
>adventures, roller coasters, and white
niggers
>>689391741
god damnit you saved this 4 times? wtf is wrong with you
>>689393619
She will be blacked before too long
>>689394050
More like Bernhard
>>689394050
that cleavage is shooped
>>689393984
Here's another one of her
>>689393832
she is ugly as fuck but i loved smashing her asshole
>>689387073
>kum
Lost
>>689394293
Mr Holmes! You should have warned us you were coming.
>>689394421
Of cource his name is Chad
>>689393747
ewwwww. Its ass dimple has formed another orfice. I am genuinely afraid of fat people now.
>>689394454
Not worth it
>>689394520
made me look again... LOST
She's fucking Voldemort.
>>689394454
please tell me this is just b8
>>689394421
the dude on the pic is a pornstar lmao
>>689389097
prob just her crotch .
>>689393552
This is a bot
Tinder has a lot of bots that use the same comments with different pictures
>>689394421
>>689394513
Fairly sure that's a troll account
>>689394645
I'd destroy her horcrux
>>689394454
you have stooped low anon
>>689394711
Keke
>>689394421
Fucking kek
>>689393385
I'd swipe right.
>>689394050
Lol Barnet. My aunt lives there. He used to be a man....
>>689388998
lol I am alumni of that college what year is she?
>>689394645
Motherfucker is a CT
>>689392217
This is your once in a lifetime opportunity to fuck a ronso from ffx.
>>689394520
>>689394575
>>689394675
>>689394923
i dont care! only took her doggy
This thread has me rolling tbqh w/u famiry.
>>689392256
>also it's better to be the one fucking someone's wife instead of being the chump whose wife is getting fucked. just the way it is
True, but I'd rather not be either one. It's fairly mean-spirited to get a kick out of cucking someone. And it's pretty pathetic to get a kick out of being cucked.
>>689395178
Wtf
>>689392701
How sharp are your blades?
>>689395416
agreed and I don't do that on a regular basis, just to put things in perspective. also you wouldn't want an angry beta come and put a gun to your head
>>689393594
Its as if they can't even recognise their own irony
>>689393385
Super like that chick man.
>>689395367
>those extra ass flaps dangling below
>>689395367
please stop
>>689393594
Being both genders, they are automatically gay for liking either one.
>>689388785
>sway
>>689395796
haven't you heard? 90 is the new 30
>>689395306
What
>>689394421
My first thought before clicking the thumbnail was "i bet his name is chad".
>>689387177
10/10
>>689396126
Damn transsexuals
>>689396126
>would bang out of..
>nevermind
>>689396126
>>689391029
Tinder was a dating app. Now it's a hook up app.
>>689396517
I'm going to have nightmares about this thing scuttling down the hall at me going "LAUREN BURKE! LAUREN BUUUUUUURRRRRKE!!!"
Meaning she'll suck cock for food
Matched with this.
>>689387754
>Jaso
More like hipsto
>>689396826
A week later I ended up on the same train as it.
>>689396826
Now thats nightmare fuel
>>689396826
Kill it with fire!
>>689396126
90% are lying to yourselves if you wouldn't even consider fucking this
>>689394111
you found a girl with no legs past her knees?
>>689396517
Fucking kek
LAUREN BURKE!
>>689396981
Best view I could get.
I regret not starting up a conversation with it.
>>689393747
Not sure why but I want to fuck her ass.
>>689393747
I've had fat girl pussy like this before. Shit gets incredibly wet and balls deep is never a problem. I just made sure I got to wash her ass and pussy before we fucked. She also let me fuck the fat fold behind her knee. Shit was cash
>>689394921
made my day anon
>>689394293
he's right you know
>>689395367
Sorry man, no angle can make that look good.
>>689394454
pls share more
>>689389011
Hulk Smash
>>689386871
5 foot is tall? is she a hobbit?
>>689395367
>>689395367
i've had worse. not proud though
>>689396517
>>689392406
> not looking for any hookups
aww
>>689397493
the valley is uncanny
>>689388518
No its all 18-30 y.o
Old fucks use p.o.f.
>>689392406
OMFG i know her!!!!! Who is from minnesota posting tinders? Want her Facebook to prove i am real?!?!?
FB dot com pkramlinger
>>689395367
>>689393747
I've had way worse.
The trick is to get really, really high.
found this meth bitch couple of days ago
>>689394433
shit, I'd rather fuck a dude
>>689397147
she obviously has legs bro lel
>>689394719
>bot
if you want a laugh: The largest german Tinder clone (Lovoo) went offline last week, because they used too many bots to sell premium shit to betas
>>689387177
10/10 would train with her
>>689396517
My precious!
>>689397967
also got some anne frank looking bitch if any1 interested
>>689397890
Confirmed to be true, this is one hambeast
>>689392256
Honestly it seems like you're either cucking someone or getting cucked, it's sad because sometimes I like the idea of falling in love and getting married, but that's all fiction. It's nice to fuck someone else's gf, but sometimes it's sad when you realize there's very rarely a middle ground. It's ok though, that's why God made 4chin, [adult swim], and vidya games THOSE are my wife.
>>689398095
Bots are great
>"hi sexy :) What are you up to? xx"
>Me:"I'm just eating a tramp I murdered."
>"I'm so bored teehee"
>>689387177
Her head looks photoshopped on
>>689397890
> Want her Facebook to prove i am real?!?!?
sure is summer in here
>>689396126
Well, ok the pants stay on but I would do shit with...her
>>689397812
how old is too old for the 18/19 y.o. on tinder
>>689395662
If you get mad at the DUDE for fucking you're old lady you're just a fucking retard imho.
That dude never told you he loved you, it just never made sense to me.
>>689396826
Sheeeeeiiittt
Sway....
>>689398544
Crimes of passion have nothing to do with logic, dude.
>>689396826
Yo, any doctors here?
What kind of illness would cause that discolouration?
>>689398724
>sway
What nigger speak is this?
Found these nips
>>689397926
>>689397597
>>689397440
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>>689387073
There's a baseball player named kike Hernandez, perhaps you should give him a google.
>>689386597
Can't get her pregnant, getting close to birth so she will do anything. I would hook her up to a milking machine and fuck her from behind.
>>689386871
Top keke
Run of the mill Hambeast
>>689398854
poor fucking horses man
>>689398732
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't be trying to assume someone who would want to kill someone his girl cucked him with would have any logic whatsoever. kek
>>689397152
*it
kek
>>689399111
Checked
>>689398247
got anymore of this bitch?
>>689399110
kek
>>689399111
nice dubs
>>689398428
I only got this part of it because I'm a shit but she has a flat chest.
>>689396126
i'd suck her huge throbbing mascu.... err I mean feminine penis.
>>689399656
I'd bump the red head
>>689388998
why is she shitting next to a building?
>>689396739
Jesus
>>689399708
faggot
>>689396739
>makeup artist
iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
>>689397967
Ik denk niet dat iemand nat van haar word.
>>689390650
Fucking Texas. Of course.
>>689393385
keeper.
>>689397890
she goes to my school
>>689399397
nice bait?
>>689398247
kanker
>>689390650
Awh< Big Momma is getting back into dating. Good for her.
>>689400323
Would you fuck her? I know her family, i dated her sister (the only slim one) their whole family is huge ham beasts.
>>689396126
confirmed trap no problem
>>689394421
kek
>>689396739
>common interests
>bapsonga
>>>/reddit/
>>689386597
I'd be down to fuck a preggo like her
You know I almost got a tinder, but then they made me sign in with facebook, so I never made one. I just deleted the app without ever making a profile.
>>689401096
Just make a fake Facebook
>>689387177
She'd turn your dick to the equivalent of toothpaste, squeeze it till there's no white stuff left
>>689401347
why not just not make a tinder?
>>689388262
get out
>>689401096
>I almost got a tinder
>a tinder
>>689401615
fuk yeah
>>689401096
i just did the same 10 second ago.. FUCK THEM
>>689401614
I did get tinder, but I didn't get a tinder. It'd be like downloading the facebook app, but never making a facebook.
Tard
>>689401615
Get ittttt
>>689401615
Don't know if I would... I mean a southern girl? Fuark
>>689393747
lucky you
>>689401615
You could carry her around like your own titwank fleshlight and throw her in a drain when you're done.
>>689386597
animal abuse.
>>689386597
good looking girl. can't get pregnant. wouldcuminside/10
Anyone else see the slight resemblance?
>>689394433
It looks like Danny Devitos Pinguin.
>>689395367
moar?
>>689401615
I so would
>>689401826
>a facebook
Did you mean > a fucking?
>>689402438
Nah, that's how he signs off replies.
Alex
>>689401615
I would
>>689393747
dude you mixed up fuckin with caveing
>>689402859
>a Alex
>>689386597
tfw you have 2 girls asking for hookups then notice conversations exactly the same.....
I want to slowly and brutally torture the cunts who make tinder bots
>>689397152
Lotta ugly trannies in stockholm tinder right broder?
>>689397493
Poor thing is like a bad panorama shot
>>689401615
Nudes???
>>689390650
>the nutty professor
>>689386597
Winner winner you hit the jackpot
>>689396793
>>689394111
found or fucked?
>>689401615
Very hot midget. Go for it.
>>689401615
wtf? her head is normal but her body is dwarf..
>>689392217
>>689392406
what a catch. did you match?
>>689403142
Not too sure it's either male or female.
>>689403377
both, to fuck her I had to find her
>>689393385
cute
match/10
>>689386597
>>689393385
Deffo something good in her.
>>689392406
my fucking god.
>>689386597
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>>689401615
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>>689402875
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>>689403393
When i first saw it i was like hrmm not bad i could give it a try, but unfortunately i didn't match with her. I can only hope
>>689396126
>I am human you know
No. No the fuck you are not.
>>689387177
>22
>Sun-damaged to the point of looking 52
>>689386597
I knew this woman in school
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>>689397648
This bitch is great if you're a fan of Picasso
>>689394433
>BFA
Big Fucking Actress?
