/b/rothers its tiem
>>689334783
fuck that shit. I earned $95,000 this month. Don't need solitary confinement
rollölllllllllllll
>>689334783
Roll plz
This thread is stupid OP
Rollo
>>689334874
How the fuck?
i got this
>>689334783
Roll
>>689334783
roll
rollerino
>>689334783
Roll
>>689334783
Eollini
>>689334783
Roland
>>689334783
Roll
>>689334783
raullll
Roll Roll Roll Ya Boot
>>689334783
rokllll
ROLOLOLOLO
>>689334783
Roll
rolll
Aight
>>689334783
rolling for 9999
rawl
>>689336175
Wew
rolll
ok, I'll roll for this.
rooll
rolign
>>689334783
roll.
rollon
LOOK AT ALL MY CASH
>>689334783
Interesting.
>>689334783
roll
>>689334783
rolling
rollllin
Rolling pin
>>689334783
pls im poor poland gib me lot of euros to buy some toilet furnitures
pewpewpew
>>689334783
Rollo
wew
>>689336204
30 + 25 for everybody forghetti-ing me is 55
Fast food -10
TP -1
Hygienic package -3
Temp Control -3
Cleanliness -3
Huge Room -15
Washer dryer -5
Every console and game -5
HDTV -10
10 years playing vidya to earn 1 mil? Worth
>>689334783
gonna be fun
roll :)
>>689334783
im always lucky
>>689336175
Alright so amputate pinky and ring finger on left hand to bring me up to 100. Get washer dryer, tp, health clinic, hygeine and temp control. Brings me to 17. Ill take a top of the line pc, removes need for library or game console, access to virtually all writing or music ever made. Brings me to 32. Want to stay healthy so gourmet food and gym. Brings me to 62. Unlimited sex plus huge room brings me to 97.
>>689334783
wherefore art thou rollio
rolling for 999
Rollit
rolling 200
rollinn
fite me
rolll
REW
>>689334783
...k?
rollator
rawl
>>689337777
Checked
>>689337777
WINRAR
imma get everything and have plenty points left
>>689334783
Rolling for 99 (duh)
Rolling 99
>>689334783
inb4 absolute shit roll
>>689334783
asfg
rollingg
99 get
Fuck the people that know me, bring on that head cold! Sweet tv, gaming consoles and sweet tv. TP, and shower facilities, fuck the washer and dryer, I'm doing this nude. Tiny room is fine. And we'll put 10 points into sexy time.
>>689334783
TIM SUCKS COCK
rool
>>689334783
benis XDXSDXD
roley poley
>>689334783
rollin
>>689337588
(dubs)2,000,000/year 88-65= 23
debilitating head cold 23+25=48
shit room 48-1= 47
fast food 47-10=37
toilet paper 37-1=36
gym 36-10=26
temp control 26-3=23
Hygenic Package 23-3=20
unlimited sex 20-20=0
I'm ok with this.
>>689334783
Roll
rorr
sure what the hell
>>689334783
lets have a look and see.
>>689334783
Rollerino
Roller
Lets get a good roll
>>689334783
Thuum
>>689334783
rollin
llor
>>689334783
Implying I need "pornographic" videos to fap.
>>689337171
71 Points
100k salary -30
Shit room -1
Gourmet food -20
Toiletpaper -1
Hygenic package -3
Temp control -3
Cleanliness -3
Unlimited sex -20
Top Pc -15
Lose friends and fam for ever -25
0 points left
rall
Lets go bois B)
rollin rollin
>>689334783
roll
Scored 90 points on my roll.
Head cold, +25 points
1 mil/year, -65 points
regular room, -10
toilet paper, -1
fast food, -10
Best PC, -15
Health clinic, -5
Hygeine, -3
Temp control, -3
Cleanliness, -3
rolling rolling
>>689334783
K go
>>689338758
and by - 25 i mean +25...
inb4 0 points
Rollerino
000 get
Hey that's an interesting game
>>689339222
Ok, I'll take one of everything please.
>>689334783
roll
>>689334783
rolln
Poorroll
>>689337713
Aaaall right then. Automatic 30, plus the bonus 25 of having everyone forget I exist.
Let's start by narrowing the field a bit:
>Washer and Dryer - Nope
>Music Room - Nope
>Television - Nope
>Consoles - ...nah
>Pentium - kek
>Mac or PC - Games? Movies? Eh...
>$1,000,000 - I fucking wish
>Bread - Malnourishment is real
I'll bundle the Hygiene, Temp, Cleanliness, and Toilet Paper into the "First World" package for 10.
So...that's 55. What do I want, then?
>First World package - duh
>unlimited sex - hell yes
>unlimited top shelf liquor - fuck yeah
>gourmet food - health
>gym
>library
>health clinic
>Regular Room
...hm. Fuck my left pinkie and ring finger, I guess. With my new total of 80 points, I go with:
>$100,000 yearly - 30
>Regular room - 40
>Gourmet food - 60
>Library - 70
>First World Package - 80
Live for free in a room for one, eat like a king, read anything and everything I want, in comfort thanks to the First World package, and walk out after ten years with $1,000,000 to my name? Where the fuck do I sign up?
Rollerino
>>689334783
rollllll
>>689334783
Here come dat roll
>>689334783
rollin~~~
>>689339233
This sucks, I'm rerolling
>>689334783
interesting
ROOLLLLL
>automatically 30 points for 29 and under
>trips multiplys by 10
000 early death get.
Sure lets give this a go
>>689334783
rollllaaboi
Roolin
>>689334783
Rollin
eral
Roooooool
>>689334783
cunt fucking nigger meme nigger cunt
>>689334783
rawl
>>689339999
interesting
>>689339999
lmao I think I win
roll for waifu
toll
>>689339660
Way better
First off - I'm taking the headcold. I already have migraines so I'll just sleep it off.
60+25=85
Taking the 100k salary
Leaves me with 55
First off - regular room with fast food
Leaves me with 30
So I'm taking some cannabis and top tier PC
5 points left
I'm taking the cleanliness package and TP
1 point left.
Giving the last point away to next anon who rolls after me
>>689334783
Rolland ross
rollan
>>689334783
bungol
>>689334783
roland
>>689334783
Roll
rollin for shits and giggles
>>689337777
207 points for everything...
nice, i have 7493 points left.
can i spend them on more unlimited sex for unlimited three/four/multiplesomes?
rollarino
>>689339880
Easy. 80
100,000 -30
Regarding room -10
Top food -20
Library -10
Hygiene -3
Shit paper -1
Temp control -3
Cleanliness -3
Head cold +25
No pinkies +25
Good TV -10
Gaming system -5
Unlimited buttsex -20
Liquor -10
Health clinic because fuck it
0/130
>>689337027
fucking idiot, you have to pick the prize which also cost points
>>689334783
fucking nigger rolling
>>689334783
>>689334783
Roll
>>689334783
rollo
Rolling.
KMS
>>689334783
Roll
rall
rolll
>>689334783
cmooon
>>689334783
Rollerino
>>689340865
I'll take the head cold for +25 points, giving me 90,
$100,000 a year, 90-30=60
Regular Room 60-10=50
Fast Food 50-10=40
Top of the line computer 40-15=25
Unlimited sex 25-20=5
Hygenic package 5-3=2
Toliet paper 2-1=1
LET'S DO IT
check em scrubz
Let's go
The roll
>>689340697
>>689334783
1,000,000 per year
97 - 50 = 32
shit room -1 really dont need that much room
all i need is room to do push ups, star jumps and running on spot
32 - 1 = 31
hygienic pack
31 - 3 = 28
Toilet Paper
28 - 1 = 27
Fast Food
27 - 10 = 17
top line pc and internet
17 - 15 = 2
roll'em
>>689334783
Rolling∆
CHECK EM
roooooool
>>689334783
roll roll roll
>>689334783
rolliin
Rolll
>>689334783
Rollin'
>>689340297
Okay, so:
>Having the migraine thingy and losing pinkies on each hand: 97+50=147
>$100k a year: -30
>Huge room: -15
>Gourmet food: -20
>Washer and dryer + full wardrobe: -5
>Toilet paper: -1
>Hygienic package: -3
>Temp control: -3
>Cleanliness: -3
>Health clinic: -5
>HDTV: -10
>Vidya: -5
>Top of the line PC: -15
>Unlimited sex: -20
>Unlimited weed: -10
That's how you do it
2 points left, following anon can have them
>>689334783
>>689340786
Good start
Hygienic package, toilet paper, washer/dryer, temp control, cleanliness
> 15 points
Huge room
> 30 points
Gourmet food
> 50 points
Top of the line pc, unlimited cocaine (to sell)
>75 points
Nobody remembers me I hate everyone I know anyway
> +25 points
Sex with woman unlimited
>85 points
Gym and library
> 105 points
Quality of life over money will always win awesome ten years ahead
>>689341189
89 pts
Remove my two foot pinkies
114 pts
100k a year => 84 pts
Huge Room => 69 pts
Fast Food => 59 pts
Top PC => 44 pts
Unlimited Sex => 24 pts
Gym => 14 pts
Health => 9 pts
Hygenic Package => 6 pts
Cleanliness => 3 pts
Temp Control => 0 pts
Easy
thank you for letting me roll
Rollollollillollolhhjb
>>689334783
rolling
Roll?
>>689334783
roll
>>689341859
You forgot toilet paper you filthy nigger
rall
>>689334783
rollerino
rolll
>>689334783
u cuck
lets see...
99 give
>>689341367
67 +25 (everyone forgets about me)
10k/yr -0
Sick room -15
>77
Gourmet food - 20
>57
Washer, TP, clinic, clean, temp, hygiene -20
>37
Sick computer -15
>22
Unlimited blow -10
>12
20 coituses -10
>2
Old timer TV -2
>0
Getting paid 10k a year to eat great food surf the internet and do blow all day sounds like a pretty good life.
>>689334783
Roll time
>>689334783
Roll
Rellong
ROLLIN
my life is boring
Rooolan
Rell
>>689339999
winwar
>>689334783
lets do this
>>689334783
Roll
Raul
Rolling hard niggas
Wouldn't mind some MDMA either
>>689342071
Clean ass with water
>>689334783
rollin
they see me rollin patrollin
Replying
>>689335407
by dragging my ass over the carpet, I'z a dog wuff course
rollerino
>>689342795
Blessed
Rolling rolling stones
>>689334783
Limp Blizkit
Kein Plan ist mein Plan!
Flop
>>689334783
RHALLYET
rollo
>>689334783
Roll
rolling me up baby
>>689343136
fml
white inbred
>>689334783
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>>689334783
Rollerringo
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plz roll
>>689334783
rolling
Role
rerolling
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>>689334783
will roll
rawl
Sex bot pls
roll LING
rolll
>>689334783
roll
>>689334783
cunts
zomg roll
pls
>>689334783
Roll
>>689334783
rollll
Gimme some nice points
>>689334783
asdf
Lets roll
>>689342478
>$10,000 salary - 78 points
living for free so who cares about the money
>regular room - 68 points
live in a regular room now just fine
>gourmet food - 48 points
bread/fast food would be awful
>W/D, toilet paper, hygienic package, temp control, gym, health clinic - 21 points
left out cleanliness because I can clean myself
>new high end PC every year - 6 points
with access to unlimited streaming and torrenting I can get every album or book I want anyway, best value option
>fuck woman of your choosing 10 occasions - 1 point
so I can fuck the meme girl of the year
>>689334783
broll
>>689343419
Well that fucked up. I'll take everyone forgets me for 25pt. Lets face it 10 years wirthout contact moat people would have changed so much.
I'll have to take 10k/yr for free
Normal room 10pt
Fast food 10pt
Unlimited woman for 20pt (assuming that she will come with at the end of the 10 yrs to replace my now uncontactable old wife)
Library for 10pt
Hygine & tp - total 4pt
Leaves me with 1 unspendable.
Best i could do out of a shitty roll
Oh shet
>>689341772
10k year salary
Huge room 15
washer... 5
toilet... 1
hygienic... 3
health... 5
temp... 3
cleanliness 3
fast food 10
unlim sex 20
unlim liquor 10
top of the line PC 15
Music room 5
95 points total for the minimum that would be doable to me... Since I only have 72 I get the ring and little fingers in my right hand ampuatated, not on the left hand as I can still play guitar, which brings me to 97, spend the last 2 points on the shit tv...
Would be fine, unlimited sex with women of my choice is well worth it on its own, probably half my waking time gone there, eat mostly Subway, play the drums to stay fit, surf the inetrnet for entertainment, play f2ps, get some online degrees, chill listening/making music, the ocassional drink, and walk away with 100k worth of savings which is still better than most people get in a decade... Would certainly miss drugs, real food and friends but as far as shut in lifestyles go this is pretty comfortable...
rollerino
>>689334874
Psh
Ehh, roll just to see points
>>689334783
Rolling