Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Be elitists
>>689329327
Ehhh everywhere is boring by that standard. Lol
Rias claimed
Cirno claimed
Iowa claimed
>>689330617
Something intresting happend when I was away?
Konata claimed
>>689330594
>>689330695
You could say that.
best of the best claimed!
>>689330758
Make it less obvious, the lane under the quote's number is not straight, is _ _ _ _ _.
P3 claimed
That way its a foursome every night.
Y U N O
U
N
O
claimed
Still best waifu.
>>689330905
if you know CSS or use 4chanx, or oniichan you can make it whatever you want. dont act so new fam
>>689330905
Also the question is posted minutes after the replies, it was just supposed to be a joke.
>>689331000
Ah fuck, stolen
>>689330212
oh nice! i thought it was sooner, im doin same ol same ol, been hittin the gym and i got work tomorrow so that should be fun (it won't be)
haha
Also claimed
Best waifu to date
Claiming.
>>689331226
14 year-old detected.
Are we going to play Chess at 4 am or what?
>>689330212
Because Im allowed to.
>>689330397
You started this. Its just your punishment.
>just imagine if they were auditRory
>>689331295
Rory-sama claimed
>>689331112
>>689331057
That's what I am saying.
But, /waifu/ is not a joke.
/waifu/ is something serious.
>>689331417
Brb, that 27 floor high drop is seeming nice.
>Actually, I wonder if there's a bunch of lights out tonight because of what happened this morning in Orlando
yami is best waifu.
Miho claimed
>>689331407
What? Look in the chat.
>>689331559
So you work in a multistRory place?
>Rory-sama
I don't have much time so I'll just claim.
2 more days
>>689331565
just cause i forgot to claim. i claim yami!
>>689331000
I re-roll to claim Akiko
tatsumaki is now /waifu/'s cumdump.
>>689331710
Hello squid girl.
Whats in 2 day?
>>689331000
Another
>>689331894
When I can come back to wife threads. Right now I'm visiting so I can't really get on.
>>689331218
Doesn't sound fun
>>689331417
For how much longer tho
>>689331295
You need to go to the grocery store and get something real when you have time
>>689331709
Just kill me pls
>>689331710
2 days? Till vroom vroom?
>>689331000
I'm gonna keep rolling till I can reclaim her
trips get
>>689332030
No, till I go back home, although that too.
>>689331000
Re-roll for steal Akiko
Boy. Some persistent shitposters today.
>>689332029
Until my mind overcomes the fear.
>if I rush it I get full on panic attacks
>>689332030
You wish to be shown purgatRory?
>>689331000
>rolling to return Akiko
>>689332016
Ok. Are you visiting someone or work?
>>689331000
Another roll for steal
>>689332241
Indeed
Roll for Akiko steal
>>689331559
>>689332030
Get that height advantage on your enemies
Why do i keep forgetting about these threads?
>headless robot claim
>>689332385
because they're not good anymore
>>689331000
I'm just gonna keep rolling
>>689332318
Read the filename
>>689332266
Visiting family. Happens every summer. Just went to mexico too. Here's a pic related.
>ika
>>689330519
how does one become a elitist?
>rolling for shizuru rattles
>>689332029
Oh, it's more the fact that I'm at work and can't leave the property. The 7-11 is on the corner of it so I can go to it. If I could leave the building for like, 20 minutes I'd go get a pizza or something.
I really should start cooking my own food and bringing it though.
>>689332218
Ohhh, godspeed to you then, Squid.
>>689332264
Brb killing self now
>>689332376
I already have height advantage though! Tall as fuck!
>By the way, I don't think I've come clean to you yet, have I?
>>689332502
>Passed by me
>Didn't say hi
Rood
>>689332264
Where are you sticking it ? Tfw I'm at work and I can't post /k/ related medical needles
>>689332441
In that case i'm leaving. bye
>>689332502
What you do in Mexico?
>
>Goodnight, Sugar.
>>689332473
Fuck no
trips get to re-cuck you
>>689332473
Again
This girl's just an angel.
>>689332454
>>689332473
Let's try my luck once more
trips get
>>689332582
Abdomen. Need to lift up my non-existant fat layer and keep an injection site flat.
As I said, the needle itself doesnt scare me. Its the fear of losing the dose more than anything.
> $1300 wasted
>>689332578
You're just in a transitRory state. Itll pass.
>>689332578
You aren't allowed to leave because it's an over night shift or at all?
>Come clean
A wiener is fine too
>>689332029
eh, i work at a stadium so sometimes its pretty cool, but tomorrow and the next couple of events are soccer matches so its beaner central pretty much, tomorrow includes jamaica so you also got that goin on. Not lookin forward to it haha
>>689332473
Last attempt was close, but this time I'll get trips for sure
Fuck you.
>>689332473
Once more into the breach
111 get for Akiko
welp, i gotta take my leave, stay cute waifu's! Ill seeya round :)
>>689332578
2:30am and then I leave. I'll be busy tomorrow so I have to wake up early.
Hey, first off I didn't go to San Diego, I went to calexico! Second, I said a couple days ago that I would be away from the threads for a while!
>did you feel the earthquake a couple days ago?
>>689332634
No! I just got here!
>>689332701
Nothing. At. All. Oh, actually I burned a bit, ate tacos and got an exact measurement of my weight. 44.5kg.
My parents bought Zootopia for my niece. How fucked am I?
>>689333044
Hot
>>689333088
Good night!
>ika
>>689332929
How would you lose it? I don't understand how that is what is scaring you.
>>689332955
>>689332955
Are you security or concessions or what?
333 get for Akiko steal
>>689333144
So you got a sun tan and went to the doctor?
>>689332929
Do not make me throw my laptop off the side of this building!
>>689332945
Cool, that takes care of that.
And it's because there's only one guard at all times in the building. So not at all. I get paid for my lunch, thus, I can eat, but can't leave my post for the full 8 hours.
>>689333144
Is it not 2:15 tomorrow already though?
Calexico is very close to me!
>At this present moment, I could be in Mexico in literally 15 minutes it's so close!
And you bet I did, I was at work for it. The janitors were freaking the fuck out. It as hilarious!
>>689333184
Prepare to see fursuits within the next 3 years.
>>689333144
okay okay. i'll stay. If it makes you happy
>>689333184
Are you a furry? If not, you are still going to get fucked.
just got out the shower, nude, nuts sticking to leather chair, but enough blogging, how are all of you faggots?
Such nice tits
Once more
555 get for Akiko
>>689333399
put your fucking clothes on after you shower, don't be a kagami
>>689333481
Again
>>689333399
Not getting a cloth chair.
>be sitting on wood right now...
>>689333399
How big is your cock? Tell me
>>689333500
Now I'll get it
555 for Akiko
Perhaps this time trips get
rolling for akiko
>>689333529
roll 4 akiko
akiko
>>689333610
Never
Satanic trips confirm Akiko belong to me
>>689333567
>hugs
a k i k o
>>689333317
I said it before. The needle hasnt penetrated and its an automated pen. Discharges after it springs down. I went 6 weeks without it and it fucked me.
>>689333379
I doubt that. My brother is a butcher, far harsher in stance against most new genders and personas.
>>689333381
Not a furry. FML.
Roling trips again to return Akiko.
akiko is mine
akiko will be mine
>>689333692
You realize that you're technically spamming, right?
give me akiko
The competition is real
Again for Akiko
Roll for akiko
>>689333659
Shoo shoo
>>689333488
ok, sut only since you got dubs
>>689333528
like 6.5 limp
>>689333527
but leather so plush.
>>689333379
Then why don't YOU get over HERE! I'll be here for 2 more days. I could go to mexico too but get back is shitty as fuck. Way too long a line. I'll be off in 10 minutes, sadly.
>>689333347
Yep. Bought some medicine for real cheap too.
>>689333381
Of course I feel better! But since I'm leaving soon I shouldn't keep you here.
Once more
trips get for Akiko
akiko war i will win
a k i k o again
you already know
>>689333379
You really think I didn't know the whole time ?
So makoto now you gotta explain why you wear girly panties
>>689333777
Ika you son of a bitch
You stole my trips
I roll once more for Akiko
akkkkkkkkiko
>>689333788
ohh so close!
>>689333777
fucking ika with the 2Xtripps
Roll again
>>689333751
Do you tink he cares?
Akiko or riot.
>>689333881
You can have them if you want them...
>ika
okika
aaakkkiiikkkooo
>>689333923
Keepo
mine
a
k
i
k
o
>>689333777
Shoot me a location, maybe I will. I have the next 2 days off and I need a way to keep myself up tomorrow....today.
>>689333877
I could hope, plus you always called me tomboy!
Trans, tried pills, hated it, so I accept my fate of never being the little girl and just have fun with it.
>>689333999
nice
>>689333673
Ooooh i get it now
>>689331574
RASTEVELLI YABLONI EEIEIEIEIE GRUSHII!!!!!!!
>>689333999
Fuck no
Here we go again
By the power of my trips, return Akiko to me
>>689334007
get cucked. double trips means she is mine for the rest of this thread
>>689333999
HA!
\i swear Akiko, your trips gets are insane.
>>689334101
im not akiko
rolling for akiko
>>689333759
Meanie
>>689333761
Cloth breathes
>6.5 limp kek
>>689333777
How much a doctor cost there i need work done?
>>689333777
Trips don't lie. Hopefully
>>689333999
>>689333777
what is this wizardry?
>>689332559
Generally being a dick, i thinks.
>>689333995
Kappa.
>>689334101
There is no such rule faggot
This thread better hit limit fast, for I will keep rolling until I get my trips and with it my waifu
>>689333999
Shit... That's sad.
>>689334029
I don't know if I should... I have family to tend to...
>>689334007
Not today James Bond
>>689334029
I assume everyone has a cock until they prove otherwise.
Can you pass if you try? Or do you have a super hero jaw
Hey.
Once more trips get for Akiko
>>689334143
yeah but it feels huge when i go balls deep in your ass
>>689334198
Somebody mad they got cucked?
akiko
The sun is up.
>Good bye darkness my old friend
Guise who haz the boipucci.
akiko is mine
I'm getting closer every time
Let's see if I can get my beloved waifu with these gets
>>689334333
Pic with time stamp or GTFO
>>689334161
Roll for Shizuru
>>689334365
Go to sleep
Or dont
I dont care
>>689334410
You
>>689334213
Hahaha, you're the one that offered! But nah, if you don't wanna then I'll just hit the canyons for the twisties. Been meaning to try a new route /o/ suggested to me for a few weeks now.
>>689334242
Fair enough.
I can pass as long as I keep the helmet on!
>Thus why I keep the fucking helmet on!
Hello
>>689334143
Less than 3 dollars. Just have them ready in pesos. I went to a similares farmacia and they had a doctor check on me and what medicines to buy.
>>689334145
Well I'm about to leave. You are more than welcome to leave now.
>>689334339
That's horrible resolution
Last attempt got close, but alas
Once more
>>689334433
akiko
>>689334161
ok
everyone here is a fag and should go get cancer then drink bleach
>rolling for shizuru rattles
>>689334494
You're goddamn right I have the boipucci.
akiko roll
give me akiko
The power of the waifu will be with me
Trips get for Akiko steal
>>689334534
my favorite pillow has arrived.
>>689334447
too lewd!
>>689334597
this image made me kek more then it should of have
>>689334586
I second this.
>>689334494
Shit i got up at 8pm
Akiko is mine
My trips command it
akiko is actually mine
Once more
Lucky trips for Akiko
All these niggas tryin' to steal my waifu. Aiko is mine, these singles prove it.
>>689334537
>3 dollars
The fuck i still in VA. I need to go back to Texas.
>>689334819
aiko
>>689334678
Heyo Ritsu, I don't think I'd be that great of a pillow though
>>689334819
>Aiko
nice
Trips get for Akiko
>>689334534
Lemme eat that ass.
>>689334519
Just gotta wear it and lewdly gesture at people.
So what's been up my tomboy friend. Just working sleeping and riding ?
>>689334494
>>689334586
I make one bad joke and suddenly everyone is trying to roll for me?
Shit.
Retaliatory rolls!
>If trips, Syndra and Sachi get!
Name a better waifu.
>pro tip: you can't
999 get for Akiko
Let justice be done
>>689334966
Akiko
>>689334873
Mios got soft belly fat and a clean butthole
She is great pillow
akiko
>>689334537
alright then.
Goodbye. These waifu threads used to be something good, where we can discuss whatever we wanted without being called fags. Now it's just a ciriclejerk made by a bunch of autistic 14 year olds dreaming of fucking a 2d girl. absolutely disgusting. this is the kind of cancer that's been killing /waifu/ and I've tried many to times to cure it. but there is no cancer to autism. I'm leaving, and i hope many of you others will too. Goodbye everyone.
>>689334586
Roll for sachi
>>689334597
Pic with timestamp or gtfo
>>689334700
Now go to sleep at 8pm
>>689330636
enjoy your milk
>>689334873
>tfw the 2 best girls in the thread
>>689334966
see above statement
>>689334678
That's me in the background!
Roll for Akiko
Again
Akikog get with trips
>>689335055
That the plan
Trips for Akiko.
>>689335017
I don't see what a soft butt hole has to do with a pillow. But huh, true. Mio is now a confirmed pillow
>>689335081
Preach it
>>689334966
Mio
Hell no
Trips for Akiko
>>689334519
Lol sorry, I would if I didn't have to worry about family and if I were more armed then I am now. But alas, my time has come. I shall slumber for the night but fret not, I shall return 2 moons from now.
>>689334847
Lol, its cheap and so is the medicine. I honestly wondered how a store that cheap could stay open for business.
>>689334993
Here's a roll for you, its on me.
>>689335050
The fuck did I miss?
>goodnight!
akiko mine
>>689334960
Roll for Sachi
>>689335140
>inb4 "im going to sleep"
Akiko is mine
Trips get
>>689335050
Cya m9
Nice pasta.
>why does everyone try to steal Akiko
>>689335261
Have a good trip
>>689335089
i guess we can make room for you on the cool kids club.
i have no images of ritsu, mio, and azusa, all of the other combos i have trios of, need to fix this.
>>689334912
That's the plan at the next Anime Expo next year!
Pretty much. Some shit went down last night and shook me good for the whole day, but I'm finally regaining my composure. Also finally delivered those HIDs, and to my surprise, they came with 2 lights but my bike only takes one. So I figured out how to disconnect them, and I now have a spare slight, ballast, and controller in case anything ever happens to the others.
>Also contemplating getting a haircut to closer match Makotos in this pic since I don't really like how my hair is right now.
>>689335261
>More armed
I'm not some lunatic! Just a bored person with a bike to spare!
And alright, see you in 2 days!
Could we perhaps amend the rules so a waifu an only get rolled for certain amount of times per thread? It seems that was an oversight.
>>689335261
Fuck this makes me mad. I have a lot of stuff i need fixed. There doctors speak English?
>>689335203
>Having a dirty butthole in your bed.
It has everything to do with it
Chara has the boipucci and he's the biggest faggot of this thread.
>>689335261
Thanks Ika
Another roll for Akiko
>>689335337
Because she's best waifu man
Roll for akiko
roll for akiko
Akiko steal
akiko is mine
>>689335456
>>689335457
>>689335472
nigga is you for real with this shit?
Akiko is the slutest waifu from here.
She is fucked by every anon.
By the power of my quads, I command Akiko hereby belongs to me
>>689335337
It's not a pasta. i wrote it myself
>>689335357
Azu x Ritsu? That's new. I like it.
YuiAzu is best, though.
I really love Azusa, guys... I bought her guitar... I'm about to have a left handed one custom made for me...
>>689335366
You never know...
>>689335369
Nope, pure Spanish.
>>689335434
One more roll
Ok for real I'm out, bye everyone.
>ika
Trips and noone gets akiko
666 get for Akiko
>>689335050
If this is pasta it's alright.
If it's not, good riddance.
>>689335624
Night squid girl.
>>689335587
not mind but related.
>Azu x Ritsu?
well she did turn ritsus brother into a man.
777 get for Akiko
>>689335377
It makes sense now
>>689335624
Would a person with the balls to harm someone wear a fleece scarf when riding because it's a bit chilly out? Nah.
I could prove to you that I didn't have anything to harm you with anyways if I was at home. But alas, you need sleep. Night Ika!
Akiko THE BIGGEST SLUT
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
AKIKO
AKIKO=SLUT
888 get proves Akiko is mine
>>689335366
Yeah you were saying something bothered you. I assume it's related.
If you think it will look better you should get your hair cut like that. I just reshaved my head this afternoon, Feels good man.
All my hair is of my face now. Soon my beard will be longer then I ever had my hair.
That's cool that you got a back up but doesn't that mean you payed for two when you only needed the one part
Aikikowhore
akiko roll
>>689334960
Congratulations you created a new meme
>>689335055
>>689335312
rolling for cat pet
akiko again
999 get for Akiko
Justice will prevail
Both games were fun.
>>689335760
She did not! That's a shitty doujin! Yui and Azusa are soulmates and you know it!
I want that guitar. I also want to make an Azusa one like it with a stratocaster.
I want so many guitars...
>>689335977
Roll for Sachi and everyone else
akiko is a bigger slut than megumin
roll for akiko
>>689335977
I seem to be quite bad about that among groups i frequent.
I apologize for this rolling non-sense everyone. I accept the blame.
And on that note
If trips, Syndra and Sachi get.
>>689335717
I came back for you.
At least for a bit.
>>689336071
Rolling for Syndra
333 get for Akiko
Rolling to return thread to normal.
>>689335904
Relationship problems. Short version: I planned on breaking up from a poly-relationship butthe timing was terrible and I fear I may have dropped a bomb at the worst of times.
My bangs right now go down to my mouth, so I've been parting it in the center, but it gets annoying have to wave the hair out of your face when working on an engine, or even cleaning a chain.
>Beard
Fuck my facial hair right in the ass, it's thick as fishing wire. I need to just get it waxed at some point.
They only ship in pairs of 2s, so I'd be getting the extra no matter what. My dad was worried I got the wrong one though because it came shipped with both lights hooked together.
>This rolling for trips is getting out of hand
>>689336379
You get nothing
444 get for Akiko
>>689336379
I'll stop rolling for as long as you don't make a pun. Deal?
>>689336066
that smug face though, i assumed ritsu was the smuggest, but she looks so smug, they may be tied.
>>689335705
Dude, whilst it's original. but i'm not leaving or anything. i'm just bored.
>>689335624
Night Ika.
rolling for akiko rollers
>>689336396
Tie them back, that helps keeping the hair out.
>>689336472
I dont want anything in particular. I want to return the thread to nonrolling.
So Ill roll for it again.
maybe we'll get 555
if trips get Akiko is mine
>>689336325
Tats <3
>>689336491
Ive stopped punning for now.
>Rory-sama
>>689336326
Roll for everyone except miho
>>689336579
I have a flight for London to catch in about an hour
Wish me luck, sunshine.
>>689336666
nice
>>689336627
...So i don't have to give up rolling?
Lol
>>689336559
You get no normal thread today
Roll for Akiko
It sucks being depressed.
Another attempt at trips for Akiko
>>689336699
Best of luck Cutie <3
>>689336666
checked.
>>689336312
rolling for rolls
>>689336071
roll
>>689336771
cheer up
roll for akiko
>>689336559
I've had resounding success using my cat-ear headband in keeping the hair back, but that's no replacement for natural comfort!
>>689336771
Yes, yes it does.
>>689336719
Just saying.
I stopped punning.
You all stop rolling.
>>689336748
Im all for strange threads. But rolling over and over is just asinine.
>>689336666
That hitler post though
>checked
Get fucked
>>689336965
>>689336965
>>689336965
>>689336788
Aren't you gay, Miho?
