YLYL >Top 10 edition
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YLYL
>Top 10 edition
enjoy
>>689325262
>>689325305
Just stop, for fucks sake
There's no more good YLYL threads anymore. Just newfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_R6QkDVTfE
I'm writing on a little piece of paper
I'm hoping someday you might find
Well I'll hide it behind something
They won't look behind
I'm still inside here
A little bit comes bleeding through
I wish this could have been any other way
But I just don't know, I don't know what else I can do
I can feel their eyes are watching
In case I lose myself again
Sometimes I think I'm happy here
Sometimes, yet I still pretend
I can't remember how this got started
But I can tell you exactly how it will end
>>689325534
this cancer everhwere
I see the same shit everyday, end it all newfags
END THE CANCER
Quit it with the shitty facebook humour. If it looks like a kid in grade 9 made it, don't fucking save it. Christ
>>689325490
beat me to it
>>689326148
lewd is at the end of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3C3ceUYXRY
>>689326215
i aint clicking that
This place is a prison, and these people aren't your friends. Inhaling thrills through $20 bills, and the tumblers are drained and then flooded again, and again...
I know there's a big world out there like the one I saw on the screen. In my living room late last night, it was almost too bright to see, and i know that it's not a party if it happens every night, pretending there's glamour and candelabra when you're drinking by candlelight.
get
wheres banana?
>>689325650
good album, I should listen to it again
>>689325305
>spends years working together with friends as comedians
>throws everyone under a bus just to host family feud
>bernie mac is dead
Pretty brutal
best thread in days
/thread
>>689326357
Zooptopia < Finding nemo
>>689327245
This...
>>689326119
Kek holy graal
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
>>689326330
blacked
>>689325116
lost
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>>689326915
>>689326878
>>689326806
>>689326754
>>689326722
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>>689326653
it's like you told a mlp joke on /b/ once
then you realized you we're not funny
and then you got pissed so
you started posting pics of bananas non-stop
and now you post picture of some faggot bunny
>>689327411
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
No alarms and no surprises
>>689328052
same
>>689325650
THERE IS NO LOVE HERE, AND THERE IS NO PAIN.
I wasn't suicidal before this thread but after reading it I want to die, none of this shit is funny.
just stop
>>689328052
/thread
>>689328495
This thread is mine fuck off
>>689328360
Feelin' uninspired
Think I'll start a fire
Everybody run
Bobby's got a gun
Think you're kinda neat
Then she tells me I'm a creep
Friends don't mean a thing
Guess I'll leave it up to me
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
Get ready to lose fuckbois
>>689328558
It's so simple, i think even you could do it
>>689324924
I remember this
>DAWGSNAIK. slithering from da depths of da closet.
>>689329005
did it once i failed
She said, some days I feel like shit, some days I wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit. I don't understand why you have to always be gone, I get along but the trips always feel so long, and I find myself trying to stay by the phone, cuz your voice always helps me to not feel so alone. But I feel like an idiot, workin' my day around the call, but when I pick up I don't have much to say. So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up, that I'm stuck here waitin, at times debatin, tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career. Me and the rest of the family here singing... where'd you go?
>>689327245
faggot i made that
>>689325537
what is this cringe faggotry
>>689324924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2LGBfiFpng
What's the difference between an Essex man and an Essex girl?
The Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
>>689329005
I already have the pills
I can't imagine all the people that you know, and the places that you go when the lights are turned down low. And I don't understand all the things you've seen, but I'm slipping in between you and your big... dreams... It's always you and my big dreams. And you tell me that it's over. But I can't stand here in a patch of four leaf clover. And you're restless. And I'm naked. You've got to get out, you can't stand to see me shaking. No, could you let me go?
>>689329726
Sofish m8 do u evn muzz cunt
>>689327245
>intro to /fit/
>dem eyes
>guys WTF hand
>everytimesoftly.jpg
See, I don't know why I liked you so much
I gave you all of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now that's all down the drain
I wanna let you know how I feel
Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
When you want it, it goes away too fast. Times you hate it, it always seem to last. Just remember, when you think you're free, the crack inside your fucking heart is me. I wish I could sleep, but I can't lay on my back because there's a knife for every day that I've known you.
Hope that we die holding hands.
>>689330915
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here... We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
>>689325116
>they backed off, fearing my impressive RPM
lost
Post moar top10 :/
>>689332061
>>689327247
Damn straight
And you know the difference it makes
And you know all that it takes
Is love, so he won't break
He won't break
He's crazy from the pain
And can't get hurt again
And if he ever falls
I'd feel sorry for us all
>>689332061
Tehe
>>689332061
>>689332222
Oh shit
>>689332200
a triple double
depression wins
>>689332061
>>689332222
>>689332061
>>689332061
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>>689325441
i always lose to that spongebun
>>689332833
Lost
>>689329157
Fort minor
>>689332991
>>689327411
damn man i remember back when prototype 2 came out the trailer had this song. At that point my best friend had recently gotten with the girl i had secretly liked for years and i wasn't in the best spot. listening to this song on that stupid trailer made me spiral down into a deep depression that i couldn't get out of for months. Right now tho i've been over that for four years now but the saddest thing of all is that recently my friend and her broke up and you would think i would have felt happiness or retribution but the only thing i felt was sad for them that the relationship had ended. weird how life works huh. but anyhow so reading these lyrics have to actually give the song a listen after four years cause i've avoided it like the plague ever since. So thank you anon for making me fully get over my problem.
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>>689333747
>>689325116
LOST
>>689333661
wish i had more to say, but, <3
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me.
>>689334323
Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others.
>>689334500
I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
>>689334607
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome. That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community.
>>689334713
A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
>>689334471
Kek
>>689325537
White people...
aight niggas i'm going to post some of the good shit
git redy
>>689328933
lost
>>689333963
No need to say anything but i just finally gave the song a listen and well I've found a different meaning in it. back then the song really spoke to me because it was where my life was headed everyone i knew where going on to start new lives with new people, some people straight up left me and my life was pretty bad at the moment so the part where he says " Everyone i know goes away in the end " thats where i thought i was headed. But today after i gave it a listen the meaning i found was different. i now think of the song as in thats who i was in the past. i resonate now with the final part of the song where he says if he could start again he would keep himself he would find a way. which is what literally happened to me. After that point in my life i re invented my self and now im a completely different person so today i found the last thing i expected to find in this song and in a YLYL thread which is purpose. Thanks again anon
>>689335176
last one
>>689334607
i literally lost my shit at the rick perry part
>>689332405
Only funny post in this thread I lost
>>689335272
No way
>>689325537
do some people actually find this funny? wtf
>>689335215
Why i got a boner
>>689335205
give me another thanks after you check out the johnny cash cover of the song <3
>>689324924
>>689335734
That's the one that i meant man. Now i cant stop listening to it guess i should give the original a listen.
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
>>689335935
original is way better tho. you can FEEL the despair and blackness in him. plus, it's reznor, it's real despair lol.
>>689335967
>you've got a friend in me
>>689335171
kek, best in this thread
>>689336045
link me the original pls <3
>>689336416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDoGmY5kj8
>>689326360
You may case the grounds from the Cascades to Puget Sound but you are not permitted to leave.
kill yo self
>john
>gorilla warfare
>good
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
>>689336940
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
>>689337023
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Canceritis
>>689336653
Hm thats pretty good but personally i like he acoustic guitar in cash's better and along with the music video its perfect for me. but i like em both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o22eIJDtKho&list=PLiLmEPtcLcm6NlBhCSHUA5pL73wdoqOyH&index=1
>>689324924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJlrQpdWvjw
>>689325116
This
>>689325441
>>689325356
>>689325305
>>689325262
fuck it i lost
"Let go!" She twisted underneath me and I felt my dick slip between the cheeks of her ass. It lay trapped between us, pointed up at the small of her back. Sometimes I called her ‘Assie' because her rear end was kinda big, but mostly just because the name pissed her off. Right now though it was nothing to joke about. Her boxers were only covering her ass halfway and the warmth and softness of her butt was feeling really good even through my shorts. I had an idea that I shouldn't be doing this…it seemed almost like rape. It was the only position I could keep her down in though, and I knew that the second I let up she would kill me. Just then I noticed that she'd mostly stopped struggling. She was still twisting around a little but it didn't seem like she was trying very hard to knock me off. Mostly it was just making my dick rub against her ass even more. After a few moments it dawned on me that she might be doing it on purpose. I'm normally a bit quicker on the uptake, but the idea that Cassie could somehow *want* me to dry hump her butt just seemed crazy. Crazy or not, it was starting to feel pretty damn nice. I decided to risk seeing if I could make it even better. She didn't move as I let one of her hands go and worked my shorts open. I pulled her boxers down a little more, then moved back into place with my dick laying on her naked butt. I noticed quickly that the feel of skin on skin was much, much better. I moved my hips a little so that my cock rubbed slowly back and forth on the crack of her ass. I didn't know if this was what actual sex was like, but it felt awesome. I got so lost in the sensations of pushing against her butt that I didn't realize I was about to cum until it was already happening. I couldn't move, or even think as my stuff started launching out all over her back. I'd played with myself plenty of times, but this was the most intense cum I'd ever had. I moved off of her when it finally stopped, suddenly feeling ashamed of myself.
>>689334598
That made me a little sad.
>>689338195
Cassie's back and shoulders were streaked and messy with my sperm. Not seeing anything else to clean up with, I used my shorts to mop it up. She was still laying there quietly like she had been the whole time. The only way I knew she was even alive was from her steady breathing. I sat back on the bed, unable to keep from staring at her butt. There was just something about the curves of her hips and ass that was really hot. If I hadn't already known she was ‘different,' there would have been no way to tell from this angle. Acting on a sudden urge, I reached over and gently squeezed her ass with both hands. I kinda expected her to yell at me, but all I heard was something that sounded like a quiet moan. Wondering how far she would let me explore, I slowly pushed her cheeks apart until I could see her little pink butthole. It looked clean and was glistening slightly with sweat. Feeling strangely drawn to it, I moved my hand down and rubbed it lightly with my thumb. She gasped and I felt her jump a little, but she didn't say anything or push me away. I rubbed it again, then took my hand away and stood up. Maybe she liked me touching her butt, but I had no idea what I was supposed to do down there. Cassie rolled over on her back and looked at me. Her dick was very stiff and lying back against her stomach, the tip all shiny and wet-looking. I could see the shapes of her nipples poking against her bra. She just laid there watching me as I sat down next to her and put my hand around her cock. I started moving my hand slowly up and down, noticing how soft the skin felt despite how stiff it was. Even her dick seemed girly. I was thinking about sucking it a little when she suddenly moaned and raised her hips. I instinctively pumped a little harder as I saw a thick white jet of cum shoot out over my hand and land on her stomach. She kept flexing her hips as a few more spurts came out, then she fell limp with a long sigh.
>>689338267
The sight of her cumming had made my own cock fully hard again. She saw it sticking up as I stood to wipe off my hand and her stomach. She groaned and rolled her eyes.
"Go to bed, Knob," she said, tugging her boxers back up. "Just remember that I owe you a beating." She grinned evilly and I made a hasty exit before she decided to make good on it.
Things were quiet for a few days. It was obvious to me that I was getting more and more attracted to my own sister, and it was just as obvious that it didn't bother me much. I knew it was wrong but it didn't feel like what we did was hurting anybody. Anyway, thinking about it too much just gave me a headache, so I stopped worrying. I did know that the idea of playing with another guy's dick still grossed me out. With Cassie it was different. One afternoon we were doing chores. I'd felt hyperactive all day, and when I saw Cassie leaning over in the kitchen to get something from under the sink I couldn't resist the urge to snap her with a damp rag. Her ass was just too tempting a target. The cloth impacted against her butt with a startlingly loud crack, and she yelped and spun around with murder in her eyes. I ran, laughing like a maniac the whole time. She cornered me in the living room before I could make the stairs. I tried to fake her out and jump past, but she caught me and tackled me down onto the couch. I did my best to escape, but her wet hands gave her an unfair advantage when grabbing my clothes. They also hurt when she pinned me face down with her knees in my back and started spanking me hard on the butt.
>>689338319
"If you're gonna act like a brat, you're gonna get treated like one," she said, her voice sounding stern though I was sure that she had a huge grin on her face. It wasn't really a typical spanking either. She rested her hand on my butt for a little while in between smacks, sometimes even squeezing it a bit. It was embarrasing and the spanking part hurt, but the more gentle stuff felt kinda good. After a few minutes she suddenly reached underneath me and put her hand on my crotch like she was checking to see if I was hard. And if course, I was.
"Perv." She gave me another hard whack on the ass, then let me up and went back to the kitchen. I followed slowly, my rear end smarting and my dick hard as a rock. I watched Cassie's butt as she walked, suddenly feeling more horny than I ever had in my life.
>>689335477
Can't imagine how fucking disgusting and gross that most be.
>>689325714
>>689325750
>>689325853
>>689325894
>>689325967
>>689326010
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>>689326092
Fuck that shit there's too much cancer to quote it all
>>689326206
>absolutely disgusting
>posts judy
>>689324924
>>689339759
a guy with wings?
>>689326215
Holy shit this looks awesome
>>689325650
I like Paul
>>689326981
>dat perfect judy face
>dat hand
step by step learning to draw heh ?
>>689325116
LOL, you should read the reviews for the Holy Bible.
I don't know where to start, it's all good!
Personal favorite - 'this is a total rip-off of Dragonball Z'
It caught me off guard and I choked on my beer.
>>689328722
Checked
Ok, Annie, listen.
I don't want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk.
No.
You come home and you say, Hashmeer, touch me down there,
I like that.
I don't think so Annie, don't have time,
want to drink, cigarette, you know.
You know what I need Annie? I'll tell you what.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don't want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don't want to know your name
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don't want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!
Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat.
Why don't you give me lots of kaiss?
WRAAOONG!!
I don't think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!
I don't have time. I have too many women.
All I got time for you know what is?
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don't want relationship!
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don't want to know your name.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don't want to meet you mom.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!
Who the fuck actually thinks this top 10 retardation is funny?
>>689328052
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing.
>>689341965
FHey, little girl. Did you want to know...a seecret?
Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
You want to know what it schwas?
Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.
I know.....how to caount....alllll de way to schfifty five.
...and I will tell you how to do it.
Faster than you can say, "Poopty Peupty pants".
You ready to hear it, baby?
Arrrright.
Schwam.
Doo.
Two an heif.
Scheven.
Schfourteen-teen.
Schwenty-one.
Schwenty-seven heif.
Twenty seven, thirty seven, "WHAT YOU SAYYYY?!"
>>689341965
Shiggity schwove,
Schwifty-five.
Shiggity Schwat,
Schfifty-five.
Shiggity shiggity schwove,
Schwifty-five.
Shiggity shiggity schwove,
Schfifty-five.
Girlfriend's Age: Schfifty-five.
My IQ: Schwifty-five.
You must pay....5 + 5 is fifty, fifty, fifty!!
Schfifty-five!
Shiggity shiggity,
Schfifty-five!
Schwhatiewhat?
Schfifty-five,
My IQ is schfifty-five.
Shiggity shiggity,
Schwifty-five.
Schwagity,
Schfifty-five.
Schwat? Shiggity schwat, schfifty, schfifty, schwat.
Come on girl, when you add 5+5,
Come on girl, fifty five, do that fifty five.
Come on girl, come on girl, shake your butt, you aix.
Fifty five, fifty five, now lets do the saix! Damn Cmon...
Schfifty-five!
Shiggity shiggity,
Schfifty-five!
Schwhatiewhat?
Schfifty-five,
Shiggity shiggity...
Schfifty-five.
Shiggity shiggity,
Schwifty-five.
Schwagity,
Schfifty-five.
What you say? What you say? Cmon girl, fifty five!
Shiggity, schfifty-five
Cmon girl, schfifty-five.
What you say?! Schfifty-five
What you say?! Schfifty-five
Cannot hear you! Schfifty-five
My ear cant..Schfifty-five.....do it...
Shiggity, shiggity, schwaggity, shiggity, schwou?
Schfifty-five.
>>689325650
Fuck yeah, PaulsEgo
>>689342638
fuck yeah, finally another dp fan
haha
>>689332718
Hey man nice shot
>>689334598
>keeping a dead fetus
lmao
>>689342943
im gunna post that to one of my trans subreddits. lol you think im joking but i will get shit tons of karma.
>>689343232
I want to know what it smells and feels like
>>689342943
DeviantArt amirite
>>689343232
It's for Thanksgiving; they were only a week away.
>>689343376
>>689343454
>>689343537
that one won't work yo
>>689343645
I've got a whole folder
>>689326183
topkek. i lol'd
>>689343725
i bet you i've got more you fucking jew
start a new fucking thread and link it you fucking retard (image limit reached in this one)
that is if you wana get trans #rekt
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in /r/transpassing, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on TERFs, and I have over 30,000,000,000,000 confirmed estrogen-pills-taken. I am trained in applying mascara and I’m the top hair stylist in the entire MtF armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another trigger. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in makeup, like you're my five-o-clock shadow, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Trans community and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can apply eyeshadow in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hair-styling, but I have access to the entire lipstick-arsenal of the United States MtF Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit oestrogen all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>689340778
The Google ToS doesn't say shit about murdering gays. Google doesn't have countries make it illegal to be gay.
Google is shit, but Islam is cancer for kiddie fucking murderers.
>>689343725
TOO LATE YOU FUCKING JEW; ALREADY MADE THE TREAD
>>689344284
>>689344284
>>689344284
>>689344284
>>689325116
Lost
>>689337692
Don't get it. How is that a "parody"?
>>689336085
Isn't it hilarious how these people say this is normal and healthy?
This garganch can't even run 10 feet, heaven forbid it ever has a child that takes off running toward a busy street. Would probably be the best thing it could do though.
>>689336653
>>689337501
both version are crap.
>>689340778
>android consumer shooters
>apple consumers dead
Don't see a problem.
>>689343857
Doubt it
>>689338126
what is it?
where can I find video of it?
>>689328558
no school today ?
>>689325650
White guilt cuck paul :^)
>>689342430
What. The fuck.
>>689326148
I had all but eliminated my bunny girl fetish until this movie came out and this shit got posted everywhere.
>>689325650
Individual situation
>>689342638
Don't hate the player hate the gamesuluv
>>689334752
eh.. probably don't know anything about philosophy... taking the bait cus I hate it when dudes who literally don't know shit about philosophy act like gods and shit. fuck that shit and shit... dawg.
>>689325650
Everyday is exactly the same
>>689326119
Trips for the holy hand grenade of Antioch?
>>689342430
It doesnt go like that Morty *BEERP*
Hit another button
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E
OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH
You gotta get schwifty.
You gotta get schwifty in here.
It's time to get schwifty.
Oh oh.
You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties.
Shit on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
Take a shit on the floor.
Take off your panties and your pants.
It's time to get schwifty in here.
New song, schwifty.
Double x.
Schwifty song, comin' at ya.
It's the schwif-schwifty.
Hey, take your pants off.
It's Schwifty time today.
>>689344948 wtf is a garganch?
This thread is full of cancer and summerfags.....
>>689325894
Your fired Gerry,
>>689335130
and after he fucks your cancerous ass, he takes her.
>>689325537
fucking horrible i want to die
>>689333718
Man, Jon Snow got fat.
>>689336085
This actually motivates me a lot. I have always been fat and now working out and I fucking never want to look like that.
>>689332405
nice
>>689335215
Finish the damn story m9 wtf
i must know what happens
>>689335676
boner pls
>>689341614
Their music will never die
