Killing myself tomorrow. Don't waste time telling me not
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Killing myself tomorrow. Don't waste time telling me not to; mind made up, and I'm not an attention whore, so don't bother.
All I want from you is to tell me how I do it.
Trips decides; quads & ill stream it too.
>>689319575
why kill yourself op?
dont rly care if u die
im a tipsy girl btw
>>689319575
swim with a toaster man... best way
by the way, check em'
>>689319739
Because reasons; nobody cares about them.
Just want to see how.
do it
>>689319840
lolwat im too buzzed
why u wanna kill yourself?
>>689319575
alluha akbar
>>689319575
autoeratic exfixiation that you don't get down from in whichever of your two parents room
>wear your siblings panties/underwear
>>689319926
Because reasons.
Not an attention whore; not getting into them.
All I want is logical means delivered in the form or consecutive repeating digits.
Reported op inhope the mods get you the help you need
>>689319575
OK m8. Gun to temple, hanging, train, or jump. All 4 are prob the most likely to succeed. Don't use pills, you might spend rest of short life on dialysis
old age
>>689320233
also checked
>>689320330
Almost forgot, and fucking stream it.
Join the army, die in glorious combat.
>>689320303
Lol, I'm not posting threats or CP, so nobody will give a fuck.
I don't want them to anyway; I can see the emergency exit & I'm going for it.
JUST GIVE ME LOGICAL MEANS IN THE FORM OF REPEATING DIGITS.
Find and kill Hillary.
At least do something worthwhile with your meaningless life.
Hang yourself by your balls, make it impossible to escape, and just keep hanging there until you die of dehydration.
>>689320553
Reroll
>>689320746
reroll
>Razorwire noose
>fashion around neck
>glue hands to sides of head
>jump down
>rip own head off
Swallowing coins until death,
Dying while saving a child from a car accident,
Jumping in front of a terrorist,
becoming a terrorist and blowing yourself up,
maybe swallow a bunch of firecrackers (probably wont kill you
Go on a trip to the great north and try to survive in the wildrerness as long as possible
It's ok to kill yourself OP, just do it in a way that doesn't make yourself shameful. Personally If i had to choose how I would die right now, It would be to die helping someone else.
Rolling for op to jump off building while screaming "Alluha Akbar" and streaming it.
>>689321151
Reroll
>>689320553
Oh well. One last shot. Either you're enlisting tomorrow or something else. Best of luck!
> become gay
> wait at gay night club
> stream it
>>689321240
Re-reroll
>>689320669
Some baby dicked loser always has to make it political
Seek help
>>689321456
Re-re-roll
>>689319575
BB gun, hostage situation, Death by cop.
Bonus points if you have a ski mask
>>689320746
>>689321315
These would be some long ass streams.
>>689321527
Last try
>>689319575
Pls don't you have so much to live for. Just kidding, use a gun obviously.
>>689321485
I don't want help, I want DEATH.
Pure & simple.
>>689320746
get
>>689319575
>Take big poop in bucket
>Cover with siran wrap
>Leave for 24 hours
>Come back and hyperventilate with head in bucket until you pass out
>Die
>>689321315
Too soon
>>689321535
trips get
>>689320669
lol, like Hillary's a fucking threat.
She's not winning this one & will be so old & decrepit by the end of Trump's 8 years she won't stand a chance.
>>689321832
>>689321535
rolling
>>689319575
People WILL miss you. They will be wrecked, haunted by it for life. Don't do it man. But if you will anyway, jump off a skyscraper doing flips.
>>689320746
this
>>689321909
Hahahahahahahahahahaahaha. Trumps gon get raeped by her.
>>689321614
If you really wanted it you would have done it by now and you wouldn't be asking how or playing games.
BTW when I was going to do it it was a hot bath and a slice to the femoral artery.
>>689322121
This country elected Dubya. TWICE.
Trump's going all the way.
>>689321986
Boy shut the fuck up, IT'S LIKE YOU DONT WANT TO SEE AN HERO
>>689322241
I've put it off for a while. No more of that shit.
Trying to give back to the community with this.
>>689322267
This country elected dubya once actually
The mods are obligated by law to report when someone might commit suicide
>>689319575
old age
>>689322414
Let it go, Al; nobody cares anymore.
Manbearpig's still out there.
>>689322447
Nothing's happening if nobody gets trips.
Die of old age
old age
This fagget will never an hero
>>689322406
Give back what? You have to do something worth while in the first place for people to give a shit. The only thing you're going to do is piss of the few people who cared about you. Waste your parents money on a funeral nobody is going to give a shit about and be an even bigger disappointment than you already have been by wasting however many years invested your life. Do you know how many things died to feed you this any years just so you could maybe show an inkling of potential rather than being a massive faggot?
If you want to to make a difference in the world strap on a pair of balls and go make some sort of change in the life of at least one person.
>>689323095
Where might one procure said strap-on balls?
My local Wal-Mart doesn't seem to carry them.
>>689323095
>Give back what? You have to do something worth while in the first place
Wait, how are you giving back from what you've already contributed?
Please OP don't do it
>>689323237
Watch the movie Gran Torino
>>689323022
>>689323472
Certainly not without trips.
>>689323516
I did. Obviously failed to elicit the desired effect.
Wasn't THAT fucking bad.
>>689323697
Watch this then.
https://youtu.be/Gaq62VCcnew
good old fashioned sidearm death, preferably a 1911
Just fucking do it, stop shitposting.
The fact that you are shitposting proves that you won't do it, and proves that you are an attentionfag.
>>689324121
Your burden of proof is pretty autistic.
If I had to ask 4chan how to kill myself, and then offered to let them gamble on whether or not I stream it, I think that would be a worse low than just wanting to kill myself. You already have no dignity, why are you doing this? Just fucking do it
Live to the ripe old age of 89 then ride a unicycle into a train.
>>689324337
The burden of your existence is pretty autistic
>>689324349
Oh, I could come up with a way; I'm not asking you how because I don't know.
I'm asking you how and letting the fate of consecutively repeated digits decide, because I fucking feel like it.
>>689324572
I feel the same way. Hence this thread.
Where everyone's too big of a faggot to GET already.
quads hoping
Set yourself on fire
Toaster in the bath tub
Just fking do it and become an hero
poo
>>689324688
A man would choose his own death, this is petty and childish. That being said, rolling for bullet to the temple
Death by severe rectal trauma
Jump into the middle of a highway.
>>689325216
Reroll
>>689319575
are you the good night pupper guy?
>>689320746
It shall be
>>689325311
Roll
>>689325334
Fuck. So close. Rerolling for dignity
>>689325337
That one's too much of a cancer to do anybody a favor by killing himself.
>>689319575
large cactus up ass then bleed out
Hang yourself but also tie a little noose onto your penis and hang that too.
So when someone finds you, you are hanging and your penis is hanging too
Bleach Ammonia cocktail. Also, do it now you cunt, i have to work tomorrow
bullet to stomach
>>689325553
So close.
Order a hitman on yourself. Try to outwit him. Document your adventures. Nuff said
This is the best advice really
>>689324688
Rolling for op to live so we can become friends
>>689325688
I second this
Ensure trump wins, not going to say how, but something.
>>689325688
rolling
>>689325688
Like this right here
>>689325688
Rerolling
>>689319575
weird. girl i work with killed herself a few days ago. I covered her shift and the boss called me "a lifesaver" lol.
how are you planning to do it? Did you take care of your finances and pack your stuff yet? don't make everyone else clean up all your stuff dude.
Rolling for op to live
>>689325688
Most creative one yet. Sadly not a get.
>>689325881
Close again.
>>689319575
I can help you. Get a friend.
>pic related
>>689325688
Rollerino
>>689325987
>Did you take care of your finances
Lol. As if there were any to take care of.
>don't make everyone else clean up all your stuff dude
Don't worry; I've more than kept up on urine bottle disposal. People can sell the non-urine-bottle things for the 50 cents it's likely worth.
>>689319575
smoke 100 cigarets at once, one after another
>>689325723
rerolling
>>689326220
I swear, I've seen you on every thread this evening.
>>689326275
I am the ghost of 4chan future
Also rolling again for hitman
rolling for naked firefight with police!
>>689325688
Roll
>>689326248
Go to the beach and yell, "COME ON, DUDES! HAWAII IS THIS WAY!" and start swimming out into the ocean until you drown.
>>689325688
Roll
>>689326153
If I could find a friend trustworthy enough to do this to a 3rd party with & not have them be a dirty fucking moralfag rat, I might not be here.
>>689325688
This please
>>689326257
rererolling
>>689322558
It's true tho. Don't be sad you can only win by cheating. The people hate your shit party
>>689325688
Roll for this
>>689326153
>pic
Who the hell puts spaghetti in a piñata?
>>689325688
rolling
>>689319575
Just put 4Chan made me do it in your suicide note
Hitman. And only hitman
>>689326630
Same
>>689326648
reroll
jump into a gorilla cage
>>689325688
Reroll
>>689325688
rolling for this
>>689326254
I don't think that would do it. Has be throwing up and passing out before he could finish
Buy a pack of smokes, put them in a glass for a couple of days so that all the toxins seep out.
Then drink. Instant shutdown.
>>689320357
>>689321485
>>689321986
>>689322545
>>689322637
>>689322731
>>689323472
>>689325723
>>689326015
ALL OF OUR HEARTS ARE BEATING AS ONE! LIVE OP LIVE!!!
>>689325688
Pleeeease
Also check em
>>689326632
Become a nigger
RE-ROLLING IS FOR FAGGOTS.
if your stupid shit didn't win, then the god of GETs did not bless you. Think of something else.
>>689325688
Reeeeeeeroll
>>689319575
Sit in the tub full of water.drop running blow dryer in the water. Presto!!!
>>689326699
This just kills gorillas, also rolling for live and be my friend op
rolling to tell you not to do it
>>689326699
So, so close.
Old age
>>689326795
This, rolling for live op
Swallow batteries.
>>689326932
Reroll
Murder suicide flick starring you and Hillary Rodham Clinton. /B/ is your audience
Fuck a whore and livestream it
>inb4 unrelated
>>689327043
Unrelated
>>689326932
UPVOTE
>>689327043
Unrelated
Live til 99 then then get in fist fight with grandchildren
cancel your internet connection and die of boredom
>>689325688
For the sake of the Internet itself
This needs to become a movie someday
>>689327043
Oh, I have. Literally every single girlfriend.
Not the livestream part though.
Ready for this OP? Postpone the an-hero. Take skydiving lessons. Get certified to jump by yourself. Convince pilot to fly over ex's house. Don't pull chute when you jump. Cause irreparable damage to bitch ex's house.
>>689325688
time to invoke the power of the trip gods.
Old age.
>>689327289
Reroll
>>689319575
Before you off yourself. You really should find a cute teenage girl and rape her. It's not going to matter, is it?
I would never kill myself without pleasure beforehand.
Go to the park on a nice day and wear a suit with fake wings attached. Climb a telephone pole and shout, "COME ONE! COME ALL! WATCH THE AMAZING (ANON) DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!" then jump off head first and flap your arms like you meant to fly.
drown yourself in your toilet
Where u streamin it OP ? Also give us your location so we can google it to see if you're a fag or not.
insult chuck Norris
>>689326822
Join Mr Poopy Butthole and kill yourself with pain killers.
>>689327283
Dump that shit before you kys
Do the hitman
Read every book written in english. Die afterwards.
>>689327289
Rollin
>>689319575
Casual friday?
>>689319575
Exit Bag
rip your own head clean off
>>689319575
Shoot up another gay bar in Florida
k. perform a live magic show where your specialty is "floating"
>>689327487
Rerawl
>>689319575
Go to a school, and shoot yourself in front of them, to traumatize the little shits.
Fap to death
>>689327593
reroll
stop rerolling your shitty ideas.
Shoot up a gay nightclub and wait for swat to off you.
Pull your intestines out from your anus then cut them off and eat them
>>689327593
This. Try to beat the 50 kdr
Have a group orgy of people who shit in your mouth till you drown in shit
>>689319840
People do care. You have to give a bit of a story. This site is for entertainment.
>>689327394
Stream only happens with quads. Roller can decide where they prefer.
>location
Nope. I'm a faggot anyway for many other reasons, so IDGAF.
Save 30 lives then do it
>>689327682
Shit, you beat me to it.
>>689320553
Rerolling. Stream your combat death OP!!
drive a car into a school
>>689327759
Rolling for the 50+ kdr
>>689327651
I like this one. Sadly still not a get.
>>689327773
Rerol
>>689327773
CLOSE. So close.
Go skydiving and take off the chute and all of your clothes and plummet 10,000 feet into the ground at terminal velocity while naked, it's really a once in a lifetime opportunity, go out doing something insane, don't commit a basic ass suicide.
>>689326795
This
Old age.
shoot up a gay night club
>>689327759
It's, like, been done faggot.
Have unprotected sex with countless gay men and wait for untreated AIDS to kill you.
Live pls op, we can be buds
You should not kill yourself. You are a valuable resource. We should be collecting all the people with suicidal tendancies and sending them to a special camp where we can train you and then fly you to some of the more interesting parts of the middle east. Imagine the faces on ISIS high command when 10,000 pimply autistic betas covered in C4 come running over the hill!
Plz op dont / do it faggot
tie piano wire around your neck and attach it to some 550 cord tied to a tree at the park, and then run full sprint at some family screaming, "RUN!" and "NINJAS!"
Torture yourself by staying alive for another ten years
Shoot up another gay night club already!
You obviously made this thread because you're not aware that a gun or hanging can kill you.
yell niggers in the hood
Eat a fuckton of mentos. Drink diet cola. Jump up and down. Explode.
>>689328200
please
Pour bleach up your ass
Onii Chan! MY EYE BELONGS TO YOU!
Dont kill urself til you roll quints or better
If no trips by the time this 404s OP is destined to live
jump in front of a school bus
>>689327818
Life sucks, seen behind the veil of how shit works too much to believe in anything anymore, lonely bored hebe, complete failure, no chance of change due to no motivation, dying anyway from shit that could be treated cheaply in a 3rd world shithole, but I live in 'Murica instead.
It in a nutshell.
>>689328132
Lol, nice.
>>689328430
This
>>689319575
"Death by Niggers"
Roll into the nearest worst, niggerest part of town near you, and start calling every fucker you see a nigger. Throw punches, too, until they beat you to death.
Don't. Well it's your decision. Post results if you kill yourself.
>>689328430
Fuck, don't curse me like that.
>>689328123
Suicidals who have nothing left to live for should be trained as headhunters.
That'd be the coolest shit ever.
Sent on important suicide missions.
>>689328583
Kek
>>689328583
Stream it
>>689328496
Ok this makes it a bit more interesting to contribute to.
If you don't have parents you should definitely do it. What you described is hell, similar to me.
>>689328596
>Post results if you kill yourself.
>>689328596
>post result if you kill yourself
How retarded can you be ?
>>689319575
Shoot yourself in public, post Zip code so we can verify
>>689328583
rolling for this
>>689328703
Also what's stoping you? Don't tell me nothing, because it's obviously something.
>>689328583
>>689328692
definitely stream it
>>689320330
Gun to temple isn't a guarantee, I've seen the aftermath of it's failure...
Rent a billboard. Paper with white paper. Make modern art.
insult a trump supporter
>travel to mojave
>piss on a rattlesnake
Deal with pain of living
>>689328761
Good point. Why does OP need us to make the decision for him? If he was serious he'd just fuckn do it.
>>689328863
/thread
These are the trips of death
Nothing fancy
Classic bleach
Show penis
>>689328887
So close
>>689328887
Fuck you, SO glad you didn't get.
>>689328881
Fuck, almost had quads. Reroll
Inb4 ops a fag/bullshitter but in case hes legit rawlin 4 quadz
>>689319739
Tits or gtfo bitch
>>689329000
What the fuck
>>689329000
You wasted the trips. Faggot
>>689329000
YOU FUCKING WASTED IT, YOU FUCK
>>689328927
I don't NEED you to; trying to amuse you with it.
At least then it'll amuse someone besides myself.
>>689328887
Wtf
trips says kill yourself from old age
>>689319575
Suicide by cop
This means OP is not destined to live but must also not die tomorrow
>>689329000
Fucking hell. ONE get and it's a shitpost.
Eat a lot of candy corns
He probably already did it
>>689329000
you let OP live you cunt
Stream yourself shooting up a Muslim mosque while wearing a gay pride flag
>>689324349
>asking 4chin
>go an hero
>gamble the streams
gtfo newfag
Molotov cocktail
>>689329000
Screenshot your post and add your method of death
>>689329240
rolling for this
>>689329182
Oh, I'm still here, thanks to trips rolling shitposter.
Okay, ready for this?
Go back to school, get a degree, get a good job. Find a nice girl, get married, settle down. Have three kids, name them Margaret, Ashley, and William. Move to the suburbs and raise chickens. Live until you're 68. On the night before your 68th birthday, cut off your dick, stab yourself in your stomach, and bleed to death.
>>689329240
Rall
>>689329068
Op,just fuckn do it. While you have the resolven quit stalling and pretending you're not. If you can't do it now, admit you're going through it. Once of us could get quints and it still wouldn't make a difference. You either do it or you dont .
>>689319575
How about go out with a bang? Go up to your least favorite person and bite the bullet right in front of them.
>>689329289
Bullshit, doesn't count, every faggot here will be doing it.
>>689325688
rolling for this out of curiosity it may make for an interesting time like a "the most dangerous game" type deal if its streamed it might make for an interesting watch
>>689329068
If you were trying to amuse us you would give a live update thread with some suspense.
You going to the store to buy equipment, writing death note, doing something wreckless before. Or just stream it. That makes an epic thread.
This is just like all the other winey fake suicide threads. Guess why? Because it is.
>>689329240
THIS
>>689329240
I wish you'd do this..... If not you anyone
Seppeku
>>689329291
Yes
>>689329240
>>689329443
so close
Trips have been achieved. Let's just vote
>>689329336
fuck off spiderman
Shoot up a nightclub and let police kill you.
>>689329240
rolling
>>689320553
Reroll
Cut your fucking hand off and drink the blood
>>689328969
Fag, live.
>>689329320
*you're not
I hate niggers
>>689329395
Except I'm not whining. I'm not trying to get anyone to talk me out of it.
I'm just trying to fucking get trips.
Shitpost lol
>>689329240
top kek, this.
op's not gonna go through with it so spidy tread everybody
>>689329644
reroll
streak across area 51
Kill yourself in front of a 10/10 in such a way as to get her boobs bloody
in what country do you live op?
will be relevant to way of suicide
>>689329334
Or or or... Go up to your least favourite person and bite their neck out and then go on a savage animalistic rampage until gunned down.
Starve
Thread is dead.....OP didn't deliver.
All we need now is Facebook fap and rate my face thread
>>689329595
me 2
Please reconsider OP. Suicide is not the answer. I had a brother commit suicide 3 years ago and I can't get over it. It pains me to this day. Please seek out help. There's always someone who will listen. I know right now you may be feeling hopeless but the fact that a complete stranger over the internet will take the time to try and stop you means that somebody cares. Think of all the people, your loved ones if you have any, that you'll hurt. Please reconsider OP. The future can hold great things maybe you'll meet the love of your life who knows.
Move to Oregon, do Dr assisted suicide
>>689319575
Sleep tight sweet prince
>>689325688
Do this it'd be cool. Post update threads every Tuesday if you live that long and they'll make it into a cool movie where anon dies at the end.
I change my mind; I'm not going to do it.
>>689319575
>Killing myself tomorrow
>Don't waste time telling me not to
>I'm not an attention whore
>Crawling in my skin
>These wounds they will not heal
You shall live
>>689329628
Ok buddy you're really serious.
So can you send me your card details so I can enjoy my life a bit? Unless you will be needing your money for a reason I already suspect.
>>689329891
You sound like a fag. Straighten the fuck up you little whiney homo
Op here, too much of a faggot to go through with it, bitched out.
pents and you live son.
This won't be trips but if it is just go to sleep and forget about suicide...
...after you hire a hitman on yourself
>>689319575
> Killing myself tomorrow
> tomorrow
Why postpone until tomorrow? You obviously wont do it.
Niggers are not human
go to church.
drown self in holy water
If trips jump off roof and do a flip
Go to 3rd world shit hole where you can treat your disease, get a job and a nice girl from there. Basically end your life where you are and start a new one.
>>689329240
rall
>>689330122
What suicide method is that?
>>689330205
rerall
Come over lets kill ourselves together
Pls boi dont do dat
>>689329240
re roll for this.
Shoot up a grocery store
Op fell asleep cuz school tomorrow
Best way to see if fake for the Newfags
Op must time stamp penis. It's not his face, so if he's really gonna do it he might as well.
Let a donkey/horse fuck you to death
>>689329240
Rooooll
>>689329240
Just let me get trips please
Drink hydrochloric acid
