ITT: We list our first names and then others make guesses on us based strictly off of our names.
I'll start: Ethan
>>689317826
jew
Zoie
Ponytail triple h lookin fuck
Adolf
Lovro
>>689317826
Eljakim
>>689317826
Daniel
>Ethan
Obviously a canadian
>>689318129
you did nothing wrong
>>689317826
Autistic.
>>689317826
Eugene
Trevor
Juan
>Not mexican
Thomas, but usually just Tom
>>689318240
Kill yourself
>>689318240
You're a crab
>>689318156
Nope. American af.
>Daniel
Probably wears glasses
18-25 years old
Wears scarves
>>689318269
Mexican
>>689317826
Mike
Johnathan.
>>689318344
You're an asshole.
>>689318240
youre ginger
>>689318268
You have black hair and you don't have facial hair
Jolon
>>689318269
mexican
Louis-Alexandre
>>689318417
uptight
Peter
>>689317826
Corey
>>689318463
Brown, and none.
>>689318268
you're a frog
>>689318344
Everytime you eat mike and ikes you make sure everyone knows that you're name is in mike and ikes
>>689317826
Bojan
I'm foreign AF but love me some trump cock
Drake
>>689318532
You're funny.
>>689318344
Douche
>>689318417
German catholic.
>>689318344
Probably a edgy dick.
>Simon
>>689318574
You have a house.
>>689318532
Pretencious douchebag
>>689318643
tebra ti sa balkana?
>>689318269
Mexican.
Deshaun
>>689318694
You have a cellphone, but no GF
Zak
Jorge
>>689318269
clearly mexican
>>689318563
you're a cuck
My name in Alan
Jack
>>689318417
Mexican
>>689317826
Jacob
Jolon?
>>689318534
My nipples are pierced and I have came while licking the asshole of a woman who just took a shit.
Try again m8.
>>689319089
Christian
>>689318269
Mexifag right here
>>689318268
More than likely a frog. Probably that jamster frog.
>Nico
>>689318980
Brown, lower middle class working family. Chill parent or two who drink. You drive a mid 90's civic, missing hubcaps. Have at least one script tattoo
>>689317826
>Ethan
Loves Mt.dew
Kinds plays PC but thinks it's too complicated
No job
Steven
mohamed
>>689318736
Norwegian Atheist
>>689319110
Norwegian
>>689318458
Lol no. I am fat though.
>>689319228
Atheist
>>689318439
>>689318717
I try not to be
>>689318634
Accurate
>>689318736
Sort of accurate
>>689319292
Jewish, duh.
>>689318471
You're good at non contact sports
>>689318532
Owns a bbq shop in New Orleans
>>689318563
Sings well
>>689318574
Lives in a house*
>>689318643
Also owns a restaurant with "gles" at the end of his first name
>>689318694
Makes mixtapes
Bailey
>>689319281
Pretty accurate...
>>689318931
Obvious joke but Actually accurate
>>689318532
Daddy is rich but never had time for you. Raised by your Mexican housekeeper who got fired because Mommy suspected her stealing and fucking Daddy. Drug addict in college. Probably OD and dead by now.
>>689319322
Why Norwegian, i'm even lower than that.
>Polish
>>689319292
you hate western society
>>689318519
TOP KEK
Dominic
>>689319141
#TEAM JACOB
>>689319470
Trap with a feminine penis
>>689317826
Katrina
>>689318240
You're an old guy
>>689319470
cunt
>>689318881
Not white
Can dance
Wears Jordans
Is a "white" black guy
Lowkey nerd
>>689319665
Probably a dick
>>689318613
>>689319277
I don't understand.
>>689319530
Poland stronk
>>689319552
uptight but dresses well
John
David
Sean
>>689318269
we will build a wall and you will pay for it Juan
Joseph
>>689319495
What's the tat say?
>>689319768
nope try again
>>689319833
You killed a giant one time.
>>689319803
Eurofag that's constantly butthurt
>>689319759
Lookup jamster frog, compare to yourself. Voila
>is u
>>689318338
Damn, impressive.
Darren
Morgan
Stephannie
>>689319762
respect the pope you fag
Nikolai
>>689317826
Silas
>inb4 religious
Ryan.
>>689319291
All of those are right
But i mean i dont really love mountain dew, ill drink anything in a hope that its laced with poison
>>689318268
Fucking frog
>>689319932
I bet you fucking vape
>>689320139
autistic
>>689319877
Nice dubs
Good friend
Tries very hard but ends up relatively average by your own standards
Drives vehicle parents likely got during high school years. Youre not one for vices when it comes to drinking/drugs.
>>689319946
Fuck bitches, get money
I was drunk when I got it.
>>689320128
Aren't you the one that started the Planet Of The Apes monkey apocalypse?
>>689317826
Nathan
>>689318269
you're mexican
William
>>689319803
Works 9:00-5:00 office job with wife and two kids in white suberbs
>>689319996
I actually laughed
I live in southern Indiana, we don't like them Europeans round here
Arnold
>>689320024
Well I know that, but why have two people told me that I look like a frog? Is this a meme? The Crazy Frog has nothing to do with the name Trevor. Help.
>>689320139
Fucking nigger that jewed me out of 30 bucks one time
>>689320248
Doubt it
It's just easier to say you were drunk m9
>>689320139
A man chooses A slave obeys
>>689320128
you're one scary motherfucker
>>689320109
Okay...
>>689320128
Parents are hippies.
Youre no older than 27.
You drive a leased new honda/toyota/etc
Smoke weed occasionally
Depressed
Cat person
Lukasz
>>689318736
you judge people
>>689320391
Dude accept it you're a frog. Who tf sent you
Dave
>>689319762
Rodolfo
>>689320099
Has two sisters and lives in San Francisco
Also checked
>>689318881
work in progress WR, but has good hands
Tarik
>>689317826
Elias
>>689320391
fakin frogs browsing on b
Riley
>>689320612
My fave
>>689320558
Close actually
>parents use to be hippies
>drive a 2014 KIA which I bought for 8k used
>smoked weed once
>depressed
>cat person
>>689320489
no
>>689320260
I did call a black person a nigger once
>>689320737
you're black
>>689319932
has good memes, will win the bet
>>689317826
you are currently on a vacation
>>689320866
Nope
>>689319877
you had a best friend in kindergarten who you're no longer in contact with
>>689320782
Ginger kid
>>689321001
You are correct
>>689319803
shy but fun to hang with, not good at basketball but not bad
>>689317826
Tyrone Kunta Cocksmasher Trayvon Martin-Brown Jr.
>>689320391
How does this make you feel?
>trigger warning
>>689320782
pale and manipulative.
mathew
La-a
>>689320782
You're a tranny
>>689320737
You're a nigger
>>689320628
You like soccer
>>689320276
You're bad at math
>>689320232
This is like 60 percent true
>>689321117
I'm not black
>>689318613
>>689319277
>>689320583
>>689320759
I need to think about this for a few minutes.
Gavin
Omar
>>689321110
You suck dick and make shit up all of the time everyone's tired of your shit and you might as well be a frog too
>>689321095
I feel turned on.
>>689321117
Nope hate soccer
>>689321091
Man close so close. I'm not good at basketball end of story
>>689321117
Hahaha I AM bad with Math. Nice trips
>>689321342
Arab suicide bomber
>>689320628
Secretly loves mexican football
Zach
>>689317826
jew, shop at uniqlo and have a brother named sam
>>689320737
Youre fucking fat Turk that lives in Germany
>>689321342
you're a nice guy who gives shots to everyone saturday nights at the bar
Zayn
>>689321633
On summer vacation
>>689317826
you hang out at Boise Fry Company
>>689321374
Spot on
>>689321633
greasy douchebag drug addict
Ganon
Cory
>>689321670
Not even close
>>689321322
Gay
>>689321633
Jew or nerd or jewnerd
Aaron
>>689321851
Pssh I'm too fucking good. Next
>>689319570
>>689319665
Kek well next time I'll remember to say inb4 Bailey Jay
Nick
>>689321744
Middle name hussein
>>689321893
a bit fat
plays videogames all the fucking day
might as well be a frog too
Alexander
>>689321891
Parents were nerds back in the day.
Also, underage b&.
Jeremy
>>689321971
geeky white kid thats good at fighting
>>689321943
Auto mechanic
Daniel
>>689322226
This. I've known too many mechanics named Aaron.
>>689322278
,Damn
>>689322278
Upper middle class asshole, probably wears a snapback and drives a ricer.
>>689318302
My name is also Thomas so ill say average white guy between 18-25 under achiever in college who is a total douche even though people love him
>>689322077
Pic of me
>no
>>689322170
your parents had a hard time rising you
developed sociopathic behaviour
cool to hang out
shoplifter
Keith
>>689322278
got my sister pregnant, looks Jewish as fuck.
>>689322170
White, Tall, have alot of acne.
Damon
Jason
>>689317826
Very short hard, short, average weight, friends suck
>>689318302
Real thin body, not a lot of friends, go for the skaterboy kinda style
>>689318344
Like cars, not a conversational guy, don't know anything about computers, have a gf
>>689321893
Chick who worked at McDonald's, chubby but cute
>>689322624
FUCK THAT'S RIGHT
>>689322674
Very short hair*
>>689322424
Right about the upper middle class part
Joe.
>>689322674
Tall, acne, wears a trenchcoat, plays a lot of Halo
>>689322706
Yep
Manuel
>>689322779
Mama
>>689322578
Likes guns and country music hates niggers and sand niggers
>>689321767
Sorta. Quit shitty job and decided to relax for the summer.
>>689321871
Greasy sometimes
More of an asshole sometimes
No drugs
>>689321936
Nerd but not Jew
Arthur.
Lets see what you will tell about me: Paweł Jakub
>>689322851
Illegal
>>689321322
Some Europan fag. Has faggy curly hair, and wears a shitty hat.
>>689322779
Shmo
Nathaniel
>>689322851
Loves Frijoles
Knows a good jalapeño when he sees one
Can eat two tamales in a minute
>>689322812
I somehow doubt that the Cory I was thinking of browses /b/, unfortunately.
>>689323009
Parents are religious.
Jose
Tyrone
>>689323106
Let's see ur tits then bebe
>>689323155
Likes dirt bikes.
Alexander
Lachlan
Rafael.
This should be good.
>>689321891
Oh hi /pol/ and /x/
>>689323155
Just hopped over the border
>>689323240
Pisani?
Zachary
>>689323161
Let me guess, you're here to fuck my bitch "long dick style" oh please tyrone
>>689323195
Tell her that, I doubt you want to see my hairy moobs.
>>689323276
Vapes.
>>689323155
has steller taste in porn
>>689318269
Spainard?
>>689323240
Blond beach bum
>>689323323
No idea who that is.
>>689323276
Play soccer and everyone expects you to be good because of your race.
>>689323155
No way?
>>689322965
>>689323067
I'm spanish kek
>>689323386
*stellar
>>689322810
6'1, girly skin, nope, never played it
Didnt know my name had that kinda feel
>>689323428
You're right about blond.
Prateek
Joseph
Trent
or
T.J.
>>689323329
White
Chubby
Reposts memes on Facebook
Dylan
>>689323577
Muslim scum.
>>689323584
Is that short for josephini?
>>689323509
I knew a guy named Jason. I described him for you. Of course I last saw him in like 2010.
>>689323669
Brit fag
Anders
>>689323669
Another frog
Johann
>>689323621
Correct on one of the three
>>689323669
Thinks anonymous is cool.
Evan.
>>689322443
Dude, that's creepily accurate.
Too accurate...
Say more stuff
>>689323786
Show me them beautiful knees
>>689317826
Lonely band nerd fuck stick with an ugly sister
>>689323775
Telemarketer
>>689317826
Phoenix. R8 it m8
Felix
Henry
>>689323009
insanely rich family
jew
eurofag
>>689323669
last name klebold
>>689323930
Shitty parents.
Carley
>>689321620
Nope hate mexican and soccer try working at a bar full of these asshole all coked up, shit pisses me off.
Tip: im latino but not from south or central america.
>>689323916
Not even close
>>689322932
I wish I was that cool.
>>689323932
Islander faggot
>>689318302
Ginger.
Lifts to compensate for lack of feelings towards other people.
Probably some frat president at some university no one cares about.
Kolin
>>689323936
You're black huh
Patrick
>>689322674
Heh, also jason
Windy
>>689320628
Mexican
>>689324105
Hippie shit head parents.
Gabriel
Radamel
Jaedan
>>689323817
Nobody likes you and you know it. Stop pretending to strangers on the Internet.
>>689324057
The white quite kid in class who whispers into his fist all the time.
>>689324067
The Krusty Krab
>>689324062
Nooo not even close
>>689324067
is Irish
>>689317826
Jordan
>your last name is probably not hawks.
>>689323985
They had their moments.
I used to hate my name when I was younger but I love it now. Shit is so cash.
>>689324178
More Muslim scum
Mathieu
>>689324040
Is that you? Cause I'm almost ginger but that's about it.
>>689324178
ISIS SYMPATHIZER
Michael
>>689324080
me too... Jasons, UNITE
>>689324245
No shit Sherlock
Temujin
Toni
James
>>689323296
I'm actually posting mid border hop
>>689323813
do mine.
>>689324300
French piece of shit. Likes modern art.
>>689317826
a motherfucking scumbag and a liar if from US
>>689323386
I'd like to think so.
>>689324067
canadian
>>689324212
You're right.... please tell me how to fix myself stranger
>>689324057
Cock sucker for sure
>>689324263
Lol nope Colombian
>>689323967
spot on
>>689324355
It's patrick, not sherlock. Dum fuck
Alejandro
>>689324363
Some gooky race.
>>689323813
Seems like a pretty well balanced name.
>>689323932
cat
>>689324409
ethan-fag here
not op but you nailed it
are you from oregon? if so i have no regrets about fucking your girlfriend, that pussy was skrong
>>689317826
Clayton
Destiny
>>689324353
Wanted to go to The Pulse but pussied out last minute
Kiara
>>689324363
Doesn't eat beef
Handy with computers.
Works in a call center
Amazing mustache
Possible unibrow
Daven
>>689324200
You like Kingdom Hearts.
>>689324565
Bigsby?
>>689324579
Stripper. Or black. Or both.
>>689324403
Proud amerifat and I dont hate or enjoy art.
>>689324518
U callin mi dum?
>>689324624
Wants to be a singer.
>>689324461
Kill yourself
>>689324565
You're white, straight, between the age of 15-25 and have only had one or a few girlfriends who dated you because they felt bad or didn't know better.
>>689324601
and somehow i still end up dead
>>689324678
Fat guy in the group
>>689324174
Faggot
>>689324174
Is a whiny fag.
>>689324710
Fucking hell man, right on spot.
>>689324174
You have an incest fetish
>>689324579
Joey's cousin
>>689322226
Nope unemployed as fuck
Watermelonishious
>>689324785
Congrats, I just described 45% of anons on /b/
>>689324317
What? No that's my go to for Thomases.
Frat boy.
Lifts for BS reason.
Ginger was just special sauce.
>>689322443
>>689324650
Fat blue collar worker
>>689324174
Your friend with a fat guy with a mullet
Kim
Ben
>>689324842
Obvious nig nog
Spencer
>>689324842
President of the United States.
Tyler.
Gonna get this out of the way so anons make better guesses.
Am female.
>>689324678
An Angel of The Lord, who delivered under Mary the Good News, that Jesus would be born of her and through him the world would be saved.
Lochlin
>>689325027
Is not a female.
>>689324950
Dick bag with holes in his forehead
>>689325011
Great at dispensing gag gifts
>>689324943
Middle class
Likes to jog
Marcel
>>689324565
You live in some small town and thought life would change when you quit your job and went back to school
>>689325027
Tom boy.
>>689325090
Find the other half of your name, and I'll get back to you.
>>689325104
;-; Shh.
>>689325123
Nope
>dictator of North Korea
>>689325027
21ish probably short hair going to college for "fine arts" both parents were sexually confused but support each other through life becuase they're entirely to old to get a divorce. you drive a white vibe that your mom wanted to trade in for a better car but sadly didn't have enough credit.
>>689325090
A proud scotsman
Or more likely ginger white skinny of average height near the age of 18. Let me guess, your mom is a scientist.
>>689325200
Haha. You're gay.
>>689324678
no, fatty
>>689325027
Awesome singing voice and terrible taste in men.
>>689325123
Nope
>Secret agent teenage girl
>Also possible
>>689325302
white, skinny, average height, 18 and have freckles and pale skin but no ginger hair thank christ
pretty close
Kunto kente
>>689322674
Exact opposite. I fear driving, love talking, love computers, and no gf.
>>689325312
Eh, this isn't tumblr but gender identity is something weird for me. I've been told I look like a trap but I don't see it. I mean, I dress like a man but I a lot of people say I dress girly, and I've been mistaken for a girl a couple times because of my long ass fucking hair.
>>689325545
Japanese slave
>>689325545
Real name is toby
Griffin
