Hey, /b/, let's have a rekt thread. Do your worst.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey, /b/, let's have a rekt thread. Do your worst.
>>689287547
Shameless self-bump
You normally dump what you have to get started fag
https://youtu.be/DNvsD__q1Js
Is this good?
>>689288576
I don't have anything fag
>>689287547
Driver is dead.
>>689287547
bumpety
>>689287547
Bump
>>689291496
damn, hadn't seen that one before, brutal
>>689291496
>>689291876
fuckkk.........
>>689288976
I would beat these kids.
>>689288715
would be better if you made it into a webm and cut out the shit and got straight to the point
>>689289696
Holy shit that's true news team who was killed.
>>689289696
How is it that she's able to run away after he squeezed off 3 larger caliber rounds at that short a distance? She would have been dropped before taking her 2nd step. Am I wrong about that?
>>689288976
Ok yeah the first bike was out of his lane but why didn't they stop after hitting him ffs
>>689294004
She was running
>>689294913
Yes. It's called adrenaline.
>>689294927
they're young and the driver panicked, in their head they are just screaming and forget basic things like how to stop. simple as that
>>689295456
how to be a unicorn
>>689296602
>Gonna kill myself really quick and stylish
...
>shit this was a bad idea
>>689289743
kek, dat filename.
>>689296602
ahahha that is fucking fantastic
>>689291496
dude was just takin a nap on a rock and BAM! Now he can breathe blood.
All these samefag rekt threads have the same bullshit every time. How bout somebody upload something they didn't fucking download from here?
>>689295085
dat monkey fuckin pissed!
>>689297402
I know them feels.
>>689297402
liveleak
>>689288976
dat filename kek
>>689296314
are you too stupid to spell pedestrian?
>>689297730
is this a ylyl thread now? XD
>>689298025
are you too stupid to realize where the fuck you are!?
Fuck. Gotta love grammar nazi's on /b/. XD
>>689291496
Lmao they have an Isis watermark
>>689297992
this one got me >>689295085
>>689291496
shit's fake
>>689296602
Is he conscious when he's just standing there?
>>689298311
>being redarded is a ard
>>689292885
You must be new here.
>>689298634
how do you figure
>>689294913
It's not like the movies dumbass. In real life, people don't fall over dead just because you stick a knife in them one time. Same for gun shots. Looks how poorly he holds it when it recoils. He probably missed more than her hit.
P.S. Fuck niggers.
>>689298636
i thought they were talking to the cactus
>>689298858
yes, his adrenal gland was probably in overdrive when he walked in the store
>he was going to commit suicide in front of his ex
when he shot himself in the heart, he was in cardiac arrest, but his nerves and brain and muscles were amped up on adrenaline.
>succumb to exsanguination
>>689298858
It could easily take 1-2 minutes for the full effects - like blood loss/drop in blood pressure / blood - to the brain before he's completely dead.
>>689299244
Love that one
also checked.
>>689299244
holy shit what a beast
>>689295914
Underrated kek
>>689299626
this is terrifying
same gif/webm everyday.
>>689299947
That's one very sharp knife.
>>689300121
Post something new and be productive then you whining bitch
>>689299947
That is a sharp knife.
>>689300500
That is one sharp knife
>>689299947
what a sharp knife
>>689299231
Nah man they're talking to you. The audience is a part of the story.
>>689299244
Awesome. Best of the thread.
>>689287662
Nobody does this anymore. Props op.
>>689291496
>>689291876
I literally said those exact words in my head when I saw this
>>689301177
nice twist
>>689299244
russian mortal kombat
Rekd'=/=Gore and I don't even care
>>689301616
the guy just shook it off, what a fucking badass
>>689297069
Why wouldn't he be? It's not like he shot himself in the brain.
>>689301890
ya I guess its pretty badass to only have 6 fingers
>>689301015
>>689301063
>>689301095
>these three posts side by side
kek
>>689302228
his eyes are still moving?
moar sharp knives?
>>689302169
WTF?!
>>689291496
Why am I so desensitized.... :/
>>689302169
Is he dead?
>>689299626
and from now on im taking the stairs
>What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
>>689300500
That could easily become infected
>>689302228
look at his fucking eyes
>they are looking around
>>689287547
>dat luck
There were 2 people on the front of that car
>>689299947
i refuse to believe fingers are that easy to cut off
>>689302580
>shovel knight
>>689302580
I remember this, the village beat the shit out of him for stealing or something
>>689288715
yes.
Is she kill?
>>689302478
too much blood not to be
>>689296602
Kek that file name
>>689302595
>>689302228
>>689301616
>>689301365
whats up with all the "sharp knife" thing?
is that some kind of stupid meme?
>>689302595
hi soul left his body before he hit the ground. daaammmnnn, need me a blade like that
>>689302681
bout as easy as biting through a carrot
>>689302228
Holy shit the way he's still looking around is what gets me. It's fucked up to think that in that moment, he's still kinda alive but is looking at his body from his head. I read somewhere that it's true you live for a few seconds after a clean decapitation
>>689303166
your knife must be dull
>>689294913
this: >>689299160
the main thing is that people don't immediately die, unless you shoot them in the spinal cord. most people die of blood loss, infection, or damage to vital organs
>if you get shot in the heart, you'll live for like 30 seconds until you bleed out
>if you get shot in the lungs (even both) you'll survive a few minutes until your brain uses up its oxygen
unless it's a shot to the brain or the spinal cord, you'll live for a brief period in almost all circumstances
>>689303166
lurk for a couple more summers, newfriend
>>689303222
now THAT is a sharp knife
>>689302580
Super spade
>>689298858
>>689302023
I replied to the wrong one dammit
>>689299244
Reason why I quit working at Best Buy.
>>689303222
Thats the way beheadings should be
>>689299947
why cut his fingers off and THEN kill him?
>>689300797
How are there so many angles? He took a camera crew with him?
>>689289696
>>689304147
well it wouldn't be very interesting to do it the other way around
>>689303719
im not a newfriend, and im not here only for summer, but everyday there are some new stupid shit and i just dont like to keep up with stupid shit
>>689304240
qt at the car wash
>>689304240
Kek
>>689302434
welcome too the club.
>>689304296
>newfag confirmed
>>689304296
ok pal
>>689295085
Holy shit, I lost it when he threw dirt in that little fuckers face.
>>689297583
story?
>>689303295
I find that shit hard too believe, you would go unconscious from the pain shock and rapid loss of blood. No doubt its some sort of muscle reflex or something similar too peoples legs shaking after a decapitation ect
>>689303973
its a matter of ethics, you want it fast so they feel no pain but it gives a message.
>>689304147
What's it like having empathy?
>>689304147
Too cause him more pain and suffering obviously.
>>689304938
you'd be out instantly, guaranteed. The body always convulses just the nervous system freaking out
>>689304613
its lit
>>689302169
What happened here?
>>689304664
Anything to get through a day without fapping.
>>689301165
Okay, I'm an idiot. WTF is this, and what did he puncture in it to cause this?
>>689305381
looks like massive internal hemorrhaging probably some kind of virus maybe?
>>689304882
>guy wants to rob someone
>guy calls taxi
>taxi gets stuck in traffic
> guy really wants to rob someone
> taxi takes to long
>guy says fuck it
>guy kills driver
>guy rob driver
>>689305536
lithium ion battery, you expose it to air and boom
I can watch people get fucking rent, but I can't watch animals tho .. why is that I avoid any sort of animal torture
>>689305536
looks like a phone battery. This happens when you do the thing it warns you not to. I would say it is because lithium reacts vigorously with moisture in the air to undergo oxidation.
>>689305536
lithium ion cellphone battery. they do that if punctured, exposed to heat, or under extreme pressure. Dont sleep with your cellphone under your pillow /b/ruh
>>689305669
Good hypothesis
>>689300471
the fucking iron knee
>>689305857
why do animals need rent?
>>689303304
Fun fact: this ruined the shooter's life due to the lack of context; the shootee absolutely had it coming in every possible way.
>>689301165
wat
>>689306036
as long as you don't set it on fire you'll be fine
>>689305857
You get over it. I don't watch it now because the animal abuse vids are just shit. Large animal shit is good though.
>>689305857
I do the same friend I skip any animal related ones. Humans are filth in large quantities. Animals aren't. Simple as that.
>>689303263
HOL UP
>>689306051
if then because
>>689306468
care to share a bit anon? i definately dont enjoy it as much as hoomans but i would like to see some quality shit
>>689305788
>>689306035
>>689306036
Thanks for enlightenment /b/ros.
>>689288976
The one kid just gets out and walks around going "SHIT! You CRACKED my PHONE! You CRACKED my PHONE!"
>>689300783
wow lol
>>689305669
>looks like massive internal hemorrhaging
Pulmonary embolism?
>>689306671
got u
>>689304518
she's jailbait, but true
>>689296314
>Penderstain
>>689305536
lithium battery, if they break all the stored energy is released at once and they explode
>>689304240
Car don't care, car got shit to do and places to be
>>689303304
There's a sad story behind this.
>>689297301
>breathe blood
>exponential cancer intake
epi-genetics an shit
>>689302169
If I remember correctly, the story was some kind of burst organ. And I do believe he lived, surprisingly enough.
>>689306806
>Pulmonary embolism
I dont think a pulmonary embolism could cause hemorrhaging to such a massive scale or amount but still idk
>>689306657
Like fuck do I save it lol I use my phone for chan.
Favourite one recently I saw is the horse being fired by a bull, and it's rear leg muscle falls out, then starts doing laps with blood gushing out like a comedy sketch.
>>689301890
>the guy just shook it off, what a fucking badass
>fucking badass
he had a gun put to his head each time
someone putting a gun on you and saying "put your hand back or i'll blow your brains out" would be a pretty good motivator
>>689307393
fucking what, how even
>>689307539
The edited version of that vid looks so brutal, but he is actually just falling into water.
>>689294913
welcome to real life. That's why cops shoot to kill instead of legs and shit like liberal cucks would like.
>>689307539
Holy fuck, source?
>>689301165
Common phone battery. Death awaits in your pocket
>>689307712
Its edited, he falls into water not that far below.
>>689307644
Ohhh what?! This was one of my favourites. Kek another day.
>>689307539
then whats the point? i save all dat gud shit. i know the one youre talking about, reminds me of the zebra that gets bit by an alligator and kicks its own guts out
>>689297730
>"So long, King Bowser!"
>>689307712
You can lose a lot of blood before you die.
And they got him to a hospital relatively quick.
>would've been easier to go to BestGore than this thread
/thread
>>689308297
More WW2 webm's
>>689308111
Because if I get arrested and they get into my phone it will likely be used as a reference of character. "Daesh videos, death murder kidnap sharp sticks and bad language "
>>689288925
It's European that IS the driver retard.
>>689305218
holy fuck....
it doesn't look like much, but i assume he ripped out both of his arms from their sockets?
how the fuck does he hold on? WHY does he? wtf
>>689308933
Straps
>>689307313
do tell
>>689309045
>straps
huh?
i don't know anything about gymnastics, but i assume you mean he has straps holding him up when you'd expect him to fall - but what do you use straps for? to make sure you don't like go flying off of there?
>seems like they'd do more harm than good...
>>689308933
Look at his hands, they are attached to the pole with some sort of strap
>>689300309
Ive actually had to do that before.
Also that isnt wrecked.
He has a bloodblister under his nail, going though the nail is a perfectly acceptable method of getting rid of the pressure and blood.
>>689308297
looks familiar, that a jap ship?
>>689309381
It is so there is no friction between hands and pole
>>689291496
FAKE AS FUCK
fucking looks like tomtato and strawberry sauce wtf...
>>689306806
nah i got a pulmonary embolism from a car accident, and while i did spurt some blood, it doesnt even compare to this... this guy probably had some sort of intestinal hemorrage, thats the only internal organ thst could squirt that much blood through the mouth at once
>>689309114
not really, that general put down a thieving serial rapist at a time and place and regime
where deaath would be punishment for even smaller.
libcucks then haunted him the rest of his life
>>689299244
That's why white people are the superior race.
>>689303222
Hassan Chop!
>>689308876
They're driving on the right ya idiot.
>>689308248
holy fucking kek. that is the move to defeat bowser in super mario 64
>>689294913
Real life isn't like movies and video games, people don't usually die instantly. Ask any hunter, and he'll be able to tell you stories of deer getting shot directly in the heart, and then sprint off and run 100 feet before collapsing. It's not instantaneous.
>>689309644
Yeah, most if not all of their videos are fake
>>689299947
no reaction when he was losing fingers but squirms when his neck cops it. Wha??
>>689310374
fake this fag
>>689266430
Jet fuel and steel beam walk into a bar.
"Woah lads" Barman jumps up and ushers them out looking around for Muzzies. "We don't serve benders"
>>689310050
Never knew that, thanks.
>>689300832
I wonder if the driver flicks a lever and releases that door at will for max lulz
>>689310745
what the heck man? like seriously what the heck.
>>689310896
i didn't think anything of it, but the physics is interesting...
for the door to start moving, the vehicle would have to accelerate
>door starts to go backwards (in relation to the vehicle)
then the vehicle would have to slow down, after the door has swung more than half-way open
>because the door would only be moving "back" the inertia would have to carry it past the half-way point of the swing
the timing of it is actually a very interesting physics case study
>>689303832
is he kicking it at an angle? i've seen this a dozen times and i feel sorry for that kid on bottom in case his bully's skull came racing towards him
>>689310745
Fucking lol see everyone just look at him.
Top zozzle my man
Top zoz indeed
>>689311030
>>689307666
Seriously I gotta agree with satan here. If you get to the point that using lethal force is necessary you unload on that motherfucker. one bullet is not going to stop them multiple hits has a higher chance of hitting multiple vital organs wich speeds things up. Also each hit has stopping power which literally slows the person down.
>>689310745
Source on this?
>>689294732
lul
>>689307666
>>689311713
>>689311740
not sure you can handle the sauce
>>689311982
This isn't my first time on /b/. I've been here since before puddi my friend
>>689301165
It's a LiPo battery. Typically in phones, golf carts, remote control toys you don't use AA or AAA batteries in, etc. If mishandled, they can erupt in flame like this one.
>>689288976
DOUBLE KILL!
>>689311956
Ahh shit, I thought he got shot a load of times and carried on down the road. But now I remember that's a motorbike in the middle East back when the war had just started.
>>689312077
this fucker lefy formation and fucked over so many people )
>>689312247
i think it was china
>>689312077
That's amazing. Russia needs a cricket team.
>>689312130
this webm has been around more than you mother
>look up burned his badge
>>689291496
Fake and gay
>>689294913
> Large calibre
> Pistol
Despite what movies and games tell you, pistols have fuck all power compared to rifles. Even a .50 pistol doesn't have near the stopping power of something like the common .308 rifle.
And as another anon said, even a direct shot to the heart takes about 30 seconds to stop someone.
Nobody who knows anything about how guns work in real life against living things (not just shooting on a range or playing video games) have any trouble with this video.
>>689312448
they all look the same to me
>>689312618
das RASCISTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
>>689312776
Paper Boy trying to keep up with modern titles, whilst keeping the same recipe.
>>689298634
Are you retarded?
>>689310323
LOL
>>689299244
someone make an Overwatch PotG edit real quick
>>689287547
>>689308876
There's only one country in Europe where they have right hand drive cars you fucking faggot, and you can clearly see here they're driving on the right
>>689300832
HAHAHA
>>689296602
>walk into store
>"hey do you guys have battletoads?"
>"no sir we don't"
>"FUCK"
>proceeds to an hero
>>689313484
>England, Scotland & Wales
YOUR EUROPEAN EDUCATION SYSTEM IS RIVALLED BY THE ABACUS
>>689297730
Cesaro and Batista would both be proud.
>>689313415
FUCK YOU
>>689300797
Hmm I wonder how he lost his eye
>>689313667
kekd
>>689299830
This has hurt me more than anything else in the thread thus far
>>689306368
You have some sembelence of a soul left.
>>689314176
>>689313415
That's their equivalent of chocolate though innit.
>>689301365
>>the doctor at the end
gotta make sure he's still healthy
>>689297986
Christ on a cracker that was burtal
>>689298707
>filename
This isn't a ylyl
>>689304224
Can't stand the bitch in the top right
>see shitty 9gag meme
>I can do that and get attention for it
She looks like a brick
>>689303222
Gotta wipe dat knife tho
>>689302169
What's going on with this guy? Ebola?
>>689299626
im never taking an elevator again
>>689315175
got stuck in an elevator twice on the same day when i was ten
>>689312077
What an asshole. NEVER BREAK FORMATION!
>>689310745
oh shit, thought this was ISIS at first
>>689299830
Kids a fucking beast!
>>689314957
Just a bad case of the raspberries
>>689314835
Who is she?looks familiar
>>689303166
You're not too sharp, are ya?.
>>689314454
>doctor
kek
It's a shame we can't post webms with sound here. Gifs rekd threads just aren't as good.
>>689303166
Here, try this
>>689306368
story ?
>>689302352
Muscles can still twitch after death as long as there is some sugars or something like electricity to stimulate it, and immediately after death the body has twitches like how chickens still run around with their heads cut off after a while.
>>689304240
them ghost parking skills
>>689304240
>speedy wash, where we clean your car so fucking fast it destroys us
>>689308782
You don't encrypt?
>faggot
>>689300309
If you ever have to do this kids try using a heated pin instead of a drill.
red hot metal goes through nails like plastic.
>>689313865
>implying those are 3 different countries
>it's the UK
I should, my passport says great Britain on it. Also I'm not from Europe
>>689305534
>thisissparta.mp4
>>689314176
thank you
>>689294913
This reminds me of a family story. My uncle and a few of his buddies stole some chickens when he was young and in the old country. The owner heard them, and came out with a gun blasting. They ran like hell for many blocks. One of his buddies had actually gotten shot and nobody had noticed.He actually ran with them the entire way. Only to collapse after making what they thought was a clean get away.
>>689316699
*I should know
