Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
You guys are just a bunch of hypocrites, like Hand was.
Going to sleep now.
Good night everyone.
Newfag Revolt!
literal shit
>total confusion
>>689238915
>>689239002
It was Mai all along!
>>689238852
>>689238852
>>689238852
this
Best type moon claimed.
>>689238852
Are you saying you're new?
I'm pretty sure you're saying you're new.
Thanks for the thread Hank, can't bake at the moment.
>>689239030
the shit mugi bros
You're better than this
>>689239029
newfag revolt NOW!!!
We want replies aswell!!!!
We're done with those elitist waifus!! They always scare us when we just want to talk!!
Why do people fall for shit-tier bait?
>>689239091
I'm not that guy
>>689239012
And it shows, can you really not obviously tell most of the underage?
The elitist oldfags are creating a monopoly on waifus by reserving waifus for certain posters, we must steal the waifus back and distribute them equally..
What
>>689238853
Get lost faggot. These treads are cancer and you are too.
>>689239172
You're welcome.
>>689239256
Canadians.
Wewlad
>>689239070
You're what's wrong with this thread
Get out elitist
>>689237935 (Ruri)
He is particularly open minded and tries to be positive about everything. I think he was the first person I did a music sharing circlejerk with here. I only started using 4chan x recently so I am yet to see his tripcode.
>>689238156 (Tsuzu)
I don't actively accompany the series and there's tons of ships I still have to know. My top 10 would be pretty different now from what it would be if I browsed art for all ships and stuff for a few days.
Hatsuzuki, Murakumo, Zuikaku, Zuihou and Poi are definitely there. I want to say Pola but there's where I quit it and I didn't see any art yet.
>>689239256
I don't fall for bait... I bathe in it and get a kick out of it
>>689239313
dammit, meme was destroyed
What the hell is going on?
>>689239273
The cancer collection.
>>689239221
Wow, you actually typed that? That's pretty autistic.
>>689239256
Indeed, indeed.
>>689239442
You're what's wrong with this thread
Get out elitist
Penny Claim.
>I had a fucking crow problem for all of about three minutes
>This fucker came to my garden and took a pea pod
>So I zinged him with my pellet gun
>I accidentally clipped his wings and he flopped down
>I came back an hour later and saw somebody's dog take off with it.
Justice.
>>689239442
Okay, bye.
>>689239273
Fascist scum
>>689238810
well im glad you thought it was fun....
>>689239511
why am i cancer
We playing with trolls today?
>>689239205
>Rattle rattle
Waifu revolt nao!
>>689239573
>>689239273
huh... I'm in that pic... and I'm not even mad
>>689239550
R E K T
E
K
T
Nobody likes me OR my waifu. fascinating isn't it?
ooh a fight that im not the target of sigh me up who are we mad at
>>689239663
>We playing with trolls today?
This is a newfag shaming tactic to disregard the needs of the people as trolling.
>>689239663
Basically
>>689239573
Rip
>>689239806
No it's not faggot
>>689239632
>why am i cancer
By being underage.
>>689239632
Hmm I wonder
>Atago
If trips Shiki get
>>689239273
>>689239511
This. So much this.
Eu made a cool picture when the time came, but you guys?
You are forcing this shit too hard.
You want to be from this community too much.
>>689239518
I am the most autistic person youll ever meet lolol
>>689239273
I'm in a picture, yay.
Tohsaka claimed
>>689239273
>hiel waifu.jpg
>hiel
You better change that shit immediately
>>689239923
20 is underage now
>>689239926
i honestly dont get your beef with me
>>689239256
I sometimes check to see if they have a point. They rarely do.
>>689239273
More of this, please.
>>689239256
Maybe im just tired of playing WoWs.
>>689239357
Depends, but yes after getting told how old some people are it matches.
>>689239550
kek
>>689239663
Yes.
Were biting the bait now.
>>689239944
Shh.
>>689239944
Huh. That would actually make sense.
>>689239806
Nico?
Nico is a good sex object, nothing more
>Chara
>>689240003
Are you making Eu an elitist now?
OH MY GOD
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU!
>>689240003
>You are forcing this shit too hard.
>You want to be from this community too much.
Thank you.
>>689239944
KEK
>>689239004
No one says bye...
>>689240128
You should check your fucking hair.
IT STINKS
Guys don't worry I'm posting this ironically.
>>689239273
The underage party
>>689240100
>I honestly don't get your beef with me
>>689240003
>I am the most autistic person youll ever meet lolol
Death to fascist scum
>>689240128
>More of this, please.
No, stop with the fucking shitty photoshops.
>>689239864
>The people
What people?
This is like, the most newfag friendly thread on /b/
>>689240267
Oh shit, sorry. Good night beautiful! Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.
>>689239445
Nigga pls
And you still have a ton of room for Hatsuharu.
- tsuzu
>>689239663
>rattle rattle
>>689239806
might aswell apply noose now
>>689240279
this triggers me
>>689240395
I can sleep happy now.
>>689240288
CUCK TRUCK
>>689240317
im fucking 20 what have i done to make myself look underage
>>689239944
Ssshhhh...
>>689240317
But Yuuko is on it.
>>689240279
>>689240317
boo hoo
>>689240279
How many layers of irony are you on?
>>689240323
whatever be salty not my problem
>>689240513
>what have i done to make myself look underage
>>689240358
I like you anon. I like you a lot.
>>689240219
Are you retarded? I didn't said that Eu is elite, he's a cool guy.
I said he started with those pictures, and you guys kept forcing them.
Especially Shiro.
He's cancer.
Im just a new waifu and I cant claim because of the elit3.
>>689240337
Im more autistic than you.
>>689240371
You're right, it's abysmal, but I would like to see more Nazi pictures.
>>689240003
>Eu made a cool picture when the time came, but you guys?
>You are forcing this shit too hard.
>You want to be from this community too much.
The best thing I've seen.
>>689240483
Good night Yui.
SNEK WAIFU BEST WAIFU
>>689240609
Like,maybe five or six or something
This may lose me some favor in these threads but elitism is good.
I don't want to be associated with people with multiple waifu, brony horse fuckers, or furries in general.
I also don't like people asking for source on anime when 4chan has a built in reverse image search, and if "google didn't give me the answer" then lurk moar. Google has given me sources 90% of the time, only when it does not should you ask for source.
I don't want people who use waifuism as a facade to interact with the community. They are simply mocking is and abusing our ideals for their benefit.
I also am not a fan of people who forsake waifu for some new girl. And those who do it regularly.
These people should be ostracized or ignored.
Otherwise we will be flooded with ironic waifuists who will look at your love as some type of weird anomaly in your own. fucking. circle.
Hi Ruri.
>>689239432
Sounds about right, thanks Hank.
>>689239486
Doesn't sound healthy.
>>689239533
Sad tbqh.
>>689239810
Don't bother, it's a waste of energy.
>>689240128
If they had a point they'd use a different method, like posting with their avatar and debating instead of randomly name calling. They waste our time.
>>689240131
There's a test server with free shit.
>>689240817
Hi Nanas.
I won't read your text wall, but I hope the BBQ went alright.
>>689240817
Preach it brother.
>>689240817
>what? there is no elitism in waifu!
>elitism is good.
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, THE SLIPPER SLOPE IS REAL
>>689240358
I'm loving this so far
>>689239864
this >>689240384
but the rule
"Talk shit get (s)hit!" Still applies like everywhere else
>>689239944
Ssshhh.
>>689240651
>Eu is cool
That's like saying Eu is elitist!
>Especially Shiro
>He's cancer
>on /b/
You're right
>I can't claim waifu bcuz of elit3
>I know Eu
You're not new then.
>>689240840
It probably is a mix. On the one hand I laugh like hell and laughing is healthy
On the other hand I have a sleepless night and that isn't healthy
>>689240681
>>689240003
And Vigil said I don't have a point.
Suck a big dick, old guy.
>>689241053
Almost as if it's different people, you fucking retard.
>>689241067
Holy fuck Chara I'm on your side but christ you're autistic
>>689240817
Fucking Tomocuck with the truth-bombs.
>>689240513
>>689240536
My post was obviously not to be taken seriously
>>689240639
But pretty much this
Whats all this elitist talk in here? I need coffee. Game of thrones soon
>>689241222
trips confirm
>>689240536
Didn't even notice
>>689241004
I fell asleep. Woke up to left overs tho.
Bomb brisket, chicken, borracho beans, and rice.
I wish I could go back in time and eat it again.
I see the person from yesterday is trying a different approach.
It's very effective.
>>689241222
I'm fucking dying.
I'm actually laughing irl.
>>689240723
I believe I've told you before why I love this pic.
>>689239944
O.
>>689240425
Right, Katsuragi is definitely a good contender but I need to check more of her art before I make more decisions. And everyone else.
Hatsuharu is cool but she just doesn't click with me, sadly, even if her design is something I usually like. But this list is a personal top, so I can't include her.
>>689241256
I am not a fucking cuck.
>>689241295
>not responding to me
Triggered
What's poppin tho
>>689240536
That's an insult to Yuuko I can't allow.
>>689241222
Nice trips!
And don't worry, I'm just pretending to be retarded :^)
>>689241430
3 posters leaving and counting.
>>689241430
What are you talking about?
>>689238853
Back off bitch he's mine. You ain't messing with a noble gas cunt. Watch yourself.
>>689241496
It's a pet name, you'll get used to it.
I'll miss you.
>>689241430
>>689241430
And people are falling so hard for it.
It's quite sad.
Could this be the end of /Waifu/?
>>689240817
More or less true.
>>689240840
Yes, but i'd rather play and level my stuff up.
>>689241315
Bait and more bait. Mostly trying to start flames between posters.
.
Fuck this shit, im tired and i have work tomorrow.
Go die in a hole.
>>689241526
>:^)
FUCKING CRINGEASS
>>689241315
Hey man.
Don't worry about it. Just stay out of this until it blows over.
Sorry my 4chan is fucking up so I can't see my replies.
I hope you're doing alright and having.
my waifu
>>689241776
Nah
>>689241748
Indeed it is
>>689241776
It ended long ago, brother.
>>689241702
Keep being a faggot Tats
>>689240639
>>689240748
give me a god damn break
having legitimate anger issues as well as being extremely defensive makes me underage im fighting for something i came her to make friends and destress and all im getting is edge people telling me to fuck off
>>689241067
That's rude my dude.
>>689241702
Honestly, I think you may be mistaking me for another Tomoko poster.
The one at Arby's or the one who posts with the s-mug.
>>689241748
I'm not even feeding it but that's because I'm slightly focused on something else. I would if I could, and I'm sure most of us are just goofing around with him.
Moments like this make /waifu/ worth it.
>>689241912
I will.
>>689241938
just butt hurt ma b people dont worry about it
>>689240840
Likely, but not necessarily so. I mostly disregard them, as anyone should, but sometimes I enjoy challenging their claims.
>>689240817
There's nothing here that I disagree with. I'm glad that you haven't left.
>>689239944
I hope not. I'd like to believe that he'd put forth more effort than this.
>>689241702
>I'll miss you
And I'll miss you, and the game we used to play.
>>689241933
>>689242098
This.
And the other anon.
>>689238853
>No bunny
>>689241430
Oh someone else thought this
nice
>yuuko
>>689241992
Nah, you're the original and the best one yet.
>>689241938
Aww, I know!
>>689241748
Like said before, I'm getting a kick out of it.
But let's move to another matter!
Any more information regarding this gay club shooter?
And your thoughts on it /waifu/?
They started eating themselves.
>>689241805
Karen! this is lucy Check this out Just watched this episode today SOOO FUNNY
best girl
>>689242328
>Gay club
Nothing worth crying over then.
>>689242293
You have places to see, people to meet.
>>689242328
But I'm pretty confused, are you angry at me or something?
Claiming Tats, stealing waifu's is now fair game.
>>689241067
Sleep > laugh
>>689241790
Fair enough
>>689241933
Ignore the bait and you'll be fine. As hard as it can be, it's worth it.
>>689242151
>sometimes I enjoy challenging their claims.
I doubt they deserve the attention, but if you enjoy it, fair enough then, at least someone gets something good out of it.
>>689242607
Of course I'm angry.
You tried to kill yourself, fucking egoistic faggot.
>>689242683
>CUCKED
>U
>C
>K
>E
>D
>>689242683
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>>689242607
Why should I be? For photoshopping pictures? Not at all, I like you
>>689242683
>if trips steal Tats
>>689242759
True... but if I can't sleep?
>>689242759
>I doubt they deserve the attention
They don't. Don't worry, this won't become common from me.
>>689242683
Wow! A newfag!
Take care here, there are many elite fags in this thead!
>>689242759
>Sleep > laugh
I may have stayed up till 6 am last night to laugh at Esdeath's meltdown.
>>689242791
I wont follow your oppressive law created to benefit the elite!
>>689242683
>stealing Tatsumaki, out of all waifus
you dun goofed, niqqa
He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "make /b/ great again" without further explanation. Atago had autism like every other shitposting primitive.
He was an Elitist(mongoloid) piece of shit who was seeking attention. He was too lazy to finish his OC projects and stay the fuck in /hm/ where he belonged.
If he truly wanted to make /waifu/ great again then he would have started with shipfus, then k-on waifus, then those dirty scummy puela magis then Tomokos and then finally go for newfags and hope the underages dont maul you and rip you off.
He would have been much better off trying to ally with the Mai poster against new threads. /waifu/ didn't give a shit themselves and would have enjoyed kicking lolis ass.
If anything he should have been happy just with claiming. What the hell was he thinking about intercepting /waifu/? /waifu/ was a trap all along. /b/ gets touchy when you steal anime from it.
>>689242952
Damn hippies.
>>689242909
Will you leave too?
Holy shit I hope you will.
>>689242864
>Especially Shiro
>He's cancer
>on /b/
>You're right
>>689242763
You're god damn right I'm egotistic.
>>689242683
At least use the better version of that picture...
Fucking plebeian.
>>689243122
Fucking elite.
>>689243122
She's mine now, you can keep us down no longer
Out of the way faggots waifu on a stick coming through
>>689242973
>not stealing Tsuzu.
You dun goofed. But I don't complain that it didn't happen.
The little respect I have for the character Tats comes from his poster.
>>689243079
Shiro...
You know I was being sarcastic there, right?
Other people may call that autistic but the point is it wasn't meant as an insult
>>689242992
>10/10 read
Now in all honesty, what was with atago? Never talked to them much.
>>689239445
It's good to know people did appreciate him.
He's really cool, and I'm glad you think he is as well.
Also, Homura, you'd prefer to just let this whole 'elitism' situation die in an hour or two rather than taking part of it?
>>689241401
I'm not sure if that's healthy, but I'm sure it was delicious.
How'd your day go?
>>689243381
This is an image board. At least try to upload high quality images.
Get memed on nerd. It's the grills from Kirr ra Kirr.
>>689242952
You can have the persona if you want. Nobody loves Tats more than I do.
>>689242973
I got a bone to pick with you when I get back from Oxford.
>>689243413
nice try mugi
>>689243122
Sup guys, nice dubs.^
>>689243444
>trips
Guess she's yours now.
>>689243413
thread's a pretty big shitshow right now
REVOLT NOW
>>689242759
>>689242160
i wish it was that easy but once its in my system i need to get it through im so mad at who ever made me angry i want them to die but the best i can do is babble its not fun for me i throw up last night and i have scratch all over my face i need an outlet and blue hair guy was not helping with his condescending comments
RISE UP
>>689243668
GAS THE ELITE
>>689243686
people who just say walk away do not understand anger issues you need the fight you need an outlet
>Sorry I afk'd for a few minutes to make some food
>Also check pic related
>Finally did it boyos.
>Penny
>>689243504
Usually I enjoy feeding trolls but I guess I'm growing out of it. Right now I simply don't care even if I think it's funny. What about you?
>>689243504
It's a BBQ. Can't really say i cared if it was healthy.
Pretty good. Played some Fallout New Vegas. The DLCs are pretty fun.
>>689242864
Try harder. Or use drugs.
>>689242909
Thank god, I trust your judgment
>>689242948
Sleep still wins.
>>689243686
Have something to punch nearby. Rationalise. Breath deeply and count to 10. Use your energy for sports.
You have infinite options.
>>689243929
Well said, newfag anon.
>>689243617
Do I get to steal the poster as well?
>>689244012
I did manage to get exactly 8 hours of sleep, body knows what I need.
>>689243542
Hey, I think we're cool. Tatsumaki isn't for everybody.
But I'm looking forward to the bone picking either way.
Elitism is like jewism.
And all jews must die.
>>689244012
If I use my medication I'll just sleep past my alarm and am drowsy the whole day so that's a no go
>>689244256
who are we revolting against?