Seeing as all the guys get these 'rate my dick' threads,
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Seeing as all the guys get these 'rate my dick' threads, I thought I'd mix it up and do a 'rate my tits' thread.
Please?
Timestamp those alabaster udders, woman.
>>689208289
would suck like hell on them/10
>>689208289
time stamp and pussy r8 thread
>>689208289
Topkek nice b8
Would like a real titfuck/10
For real though. Solid 8/10
>>689208289
Timestamp please
Realistically? 6 out of 10... good size, but too veiny and pale, look a little saggy
suckle suckle
Timestamp fool
slutstamp
>>689208768
dafuk? pale tits are hot as fuck.. and they look to be soft... a solid 8/10
>>689208289
Time stamp nigga
>>689208289
8/10
>>689208289
lets see some firebush and a time stamp
>>689208289
>my tits
>>689208289
͏>my tits
>>689208289
>my tits
>>689208289
͏>my tits
>>689208289
Beautiful tits. Love big creamy tits like this
>>689208289
If thats you more with timestamp
>>689208768
Fag
ok here u go boys :PPpPp
pls be nice :^)
>>689209828
No timestamp
>>689209828
Still no timestamp.
>>689209828
timestamp and pussy pic
>>689209828
Fuck off, mate.
Funny how we ask timestamp for boobs/pussy but for rate my cock we never do.
>>689209828
Timestamp, hello?
>>689208289
Kik Sherfdawg5865 for nudes she is really horny and will send
>>689210223
Who the fuck cares about cock? You posted a photo that is not of your cock? Why should anyone care?
>>689210223
Yeah its funny when you try trolling with tits but just end up making a fool of yourself
>>689210223
Because women don't really exist until we have a timestamp. duh.
>>689210223
That's not funny at all, this place is full of guys why would we need proof
are mine ok?
>>689211138
Again, timestamp that shit.
But for what it's worth. Yes. 7/10
ITT: We take pictures and crop them so they won't show up on Google image search
Hi guise, do you like my tits? I timestamped them, totally legit.
How are my tits?
>>689213560
Haha. This gave me a good chuckle.
rate
ooo do me
>>689208289
Not a dick / 10...
Better luck next time.
>>689214113
>>689212671
lost my shit
Hard to tell if any of these are OC, but...
you know, there have to be some pretty major flaws for a pair to be anything less than 10/10 in *somebody's* eyes. So everyone here gets a 10.
>>689211138
hnnnnngh/10 would impregnate.jpg
>>689208289
>>689211138
>>689214752
Pale/10
>>689214180
>Anonymous
Use a bigger bra/10
>>689214149
red/10 but i'd cum all over them :^)
what about some pussy rate thread too femanons?
>>689214149
8/10
good size
good nips
good cleavage
not veiny
>>689211138
Obviously professionally taken photo. Needs timestamp to be believable. Other than that, 9.5/10
>>689215112
they need to be somewhat tight otherwise they can start the sag
>>689215212
>>689215379
aw ty anons!!! have another!
>>689215467
someone lied to you fam
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php
>>689215637
dude those are actually pretty close to my idea of perfect. you got some good genes femanon take good care of dem sweater puppies
rate my tits, /b/
>>689215638
I'll believe what I believe
>>689215807
very cute
a little bit majstic as well
kinda asymmetrical
10/10
>>689215866
your tits are nice m8 but they'll stay nice longer if you take good care of them
>>689216034
puffy nips, i like it
What about mine, /b/?
>>689216134
to be fair, only wear when going out for something important.
Or wear a soft one without a wire
>>689216283
apex kek
Rate me :)
Do you like mine? Took this one just for you guys.
>>689216357
good shit, good shit.
>>689214113
I have a feeling that ass looks even sexier
Actually mine. I don't like them.
>>689216694
>>689216694
Here you go, hope you like it :)
>>689216810
would suck and cum on them/10 post pussy and time stamp pls
I hate mine tbh
>awaits insults. Yeah. I can take it
>>689214149
>>689215637
>>689215799
aw aren't you just the cutest !
>>689217103
well you type like a real girl at least lol
if real, they're like 7-8 out of ten, would suck on and titfuck
>>689217103
If that really is you then you have nothing to worry about. Those tits are fucking awesome
>>689216034
I wanna fuck you so hard you will scream, that ass is amazing
>>689217103
>>689216810
You're the worst kind of attention whores, fishing for compliments.
Go fuck yourselves.
>>689217103
You nothing to worry about. your tits are amazing.
>>689217103
Would totally suck on them until you came. <3
>>689217103
>>689217258
Im gonna put my 7inch dick between those :)
>>689216810
don't worry m8 i do
>>689217103
nigga your tits are huge and delicious. wtf
since no one is fuckin timestamping
more ?
>>689214113
>>689214180
lose weight, fatty
>>689217374
Imagine getting this angry about women posting on an imageboard
tell us about the red pill
>>689216953
Oh GAWD pls MOAR
>>689217258
what's your ethnicity?
you're a real qt3.14
>>689217564
yes please
>>689217295
still like?
>>689217272
>>689217292
>>689217400
>>689217446
>>689217477
>>689217554
>>689217019
>>689217493
Oblivious losers/virgins.
>>689217564
bravo. now, whip em out, that we may rate them.
>>689217689
>>689217564
That's more like it!
MOAR!
>>689217564
would rather see your tits then see a timestamp my friend.
>>689217564
Time stamp but no tits.
You're doing it wrong.
>>689210117
27/10
>>689217671
You're the "cancer of /b/" posterboy.
>>689217477
lol okay
>>689217713
french/arab
top bait thread right here
>>689217493
Thanks. Here's some ass for being nice
>>689217258
Best in the thread
>>689217759
Don't be mad because your dick is 3 inches hard boy.
rate pussy thread pls
>>689217759
being nice to females on the internet makes you a virgin? come on you idiot are you 14?
>>689217258
let me suck pls
>>689217829
this escalated quickly. pretty pussy tho
>>689217829
Best in thread right where the money is at.
Don't stop
>>689208289
Need another shot of these
>>689211138
Mm yummy
>>689218071
>french/arab
what was your opinion on the paris attack lel
also that's apparently a really sexy mix, wouldn't have guessed.
>>689217564
YES PLEASE!
Nice Bra btw, like that color alot
>>689218404
>>689218071
She's a terrorist guys, pack up
>>689208289
9/10
>>689209828
8/10
>>689211138
9/10
>>689214113
9/10
>>689214149
8/10
>>689214752
8/10
>>689215637
9/10
>>689217564
8/10
Hope you guys are staisfied I've rated the tits in your shitposting folder...
>>689217374
I'm wanting to hear that maybe someone doesn't find them disgusting. I get a lot of shit when camwhoring and I've always been too scared to reveal them to anyone in real life since the first guy was mean
>>689214180
>>689214113
I like them a lot
>>689217564
Moar moar moar moar moar
>>689218165
thanks fam. your ass is great too.
see boys females are people too and they feel good when you call them attractive just like you would if they did the same.
you're actually showing you're a virgin when you act like you have to pretend females don't exist to make them like you. good strategy m8 go sit in a bar and stare at the wall, see how many girls you take home.
>>689208289
Milky/10
>>689218165
You do own an incredibly delicious looking ass.
>>689218071
Tu es resplendissante ce soir Safia!
non srx c est rare les rebeux français sur 4chan, encore plus une rebeux française...
Qu'est ce qui t a amené ici?
>>689217103
scotchan you should know by now people like them. They're big and real so they're not always going to be perky as fuck are they. Not everyone expects porn
also fucking moar
>>689218674
Those people are obviously retarded
>>689218284
You do realize that without a timestamp there is no way to tell if those pictures are from the person that's posting them, right? Are you that fucking retarded? Did you not see that the second photo posted on the thread was a fake? I bet you still believe in Santa, dumbass.
>>689218209
My dick is 18cm long, google that for inches, americunt.
>>689218542
yes, there are some really sexy french-arab girls here, there's no denying that...
>>689218674
I'm >>689217374
And if that's real, get over that, you got to accept that some people will like your body, some won't. In fact, it's not the body that matters, but the persona. Be likable and you'll be perceived as sexy.
>>689219122
anon posts boobs. anon is not female. i say that i like boobs. i have just taken a loss?
are you afraid people on the internet will think you're stupid? it's free tits you fuckwit, just enjoy them.
>>689219271
I can confirm
>>689208289
Would be proud of/10
>>689219122
Females do post here. I don't get all autistic about time stamps because im here to look at tits and rate them. Maybe it will please a girl to get a compliment. Maybe its some faggots dumping. idc. I only think timestamping is necessary when camwhoring tbh and even then not really if they do requests.
>>689209828
9/10
>>689218071
me likey
9/10
>>689217564
For the first time in history, a timestamp. Hurrayy
>>689211138
8/10
>>689214113
10/10 mmmm damn
>>689219554
>>689219382
Go back to tumblr, you faggots. I really miss the word filters (cumdumpsters anyone?).
I never said this, but I'm really starting to hate the faggotry levels on /b/.
>>689214180
I wanna see your face
>>689219085
I think its okay for people to have standards. I wouldn't judge for that because my body is far from perfect
>>689219377
its not so much about what other people as It is about myself. I don't like my saggy boobs. I can accept that, but also that just about everyone will find them disgusting. I dont think 4chan counts
>>689219843
normal angle pls? cant rate upside down really
>>689219898
muh secret club
>>689214149
8/10
>>689219932
sorry man. I know a lot of people
>>689212671
Totally underrated post, kek!
>>689219843
Damn your boobs are divine.
>>689219898
Seriously, why does it make you so angry that certain people post here?
>>689219937
4chan is the best place to test that, trust me, no one would hesitate to destroy you if they found your tits repulsive.
holy fuck, is the whole goddamn world obese? it seems like everyone ITT is a goddamn landwhale. except the one bitch that posted a timestamp but she didn't even show her tits.
>>689219937
ur tits are fine girl.. they look soft and warm, me likey
>>689219937
well we have clearly different definition of saggy, yours are not
>>689213560
Also very under rated post
>>689219843
exceptionally nice tits, nice tat
>>689219843
8/10 these are pretty good. Anotha one
>>689220002
>>689217759
Don't be mad the only tits you sucked were your mom's.
>>689217564
i couldnt get a good one but eh
gimme some numbers
>>689220332
would let you bear my child/10
>>689220332
Incredible
>>689208289
Love em
>>689219843
>>689220332
http://www.yucatercos.net/diana-morales-de-merida/
>>689220366
8,5 maybe even 9/10
>>689220332
One more
>>689220366
holy shit/10 popped a boner.jpg
>>689216437
0/10 nigger
>>689220365
Once again, wrong, asshat. I'm married, I've gotten more pussy this month than you'll be getting in your lifetime.
>>689220366
My god fucking amazing. a solid 9/10 for me. Near perfect.
>>689220366
fucking nice! 10/10 tits.
>>689217103
Missed you
>>689220571
>>689220643
>married
>getting pussy
>>689220929
Spread that ass for us.
>>689220366
9/10
Would suck on
>>689220213
yeah and it happens all the time when I camwhore
>>689220253
no its the normal definition. im just being realistic
>>689217103
10/10 imo
>>689220366
7/10
>>689220366
would motorboat and suck/10
>>689221109
that wasn't her posting. why don't you ask her nicely
>>689220366
idk m8 on first look i wouldn't say amazing but upon double take there's something really nice.
8/10
>>689221111
trips of titty truth
>>689217103
Go to fucking bed Alice goddamn
>>689221166
is camwhoring life easy
do you support yourself that way
>>689221166
I'd say that you're having normal reactions here, go with those and don't worry too much, there's nothing wrong with you.
>>689221366
Dem quads not
Also checked
>>689220366
9/10
Would easily be 10/10 with smaller areolae.
all of these seem oddly perfect and large. i dunno. maybe mine are just small.
i usually post in /soc/, whatup /b/
>>689221575
sorry i'm an idiot. i literally saw 4 numbers and thought trips.
>>689220366
Eeee I'll say that mmmm 6/10 those niples r 2 big fuck off
>>689221166
They are a bit "saggy" but you look young so that's just the shape rather than sag no? Seen better tits. seen worse tits. they look very soft and grabable and I love how pale you are.
Don't seek approval here. you'll get assholes who will judge you for it but that's all they are. Your value is not in having a perfect body, girl
>>689220366
Post feet
>>689221575
what's with the waffles?
>>689221166
hey, everyone has insecurities, if you keep pondering about it, it will only make you miserable
>>689221482
lmao wrong
its only quarter past 9
>>689221491
No meant by camwhoring I post on 4chan. There's no money to be made that way and hotter girls
>>689221623
would rail to oblivion, but would not think of railing you if i just saw you on the street fully clothed.
your tits are most definitely small but they're there and they're cute
>>689214752
love pale girls
nice smile
where do u live anon
>>689220366
I give you a 10. Damn those are beautiful
>>689221623
0/10 ur a man those aren't tits
>>689221919
why do you post if you think people think you're disgusting? obviously most people like you
>>689217103
pale chick
big tits
red juicy lips
weirdly coloured hair
10/10
All tits are perfect.
See these tits? Perfect.
>>689221623
i like them bigger, but then again there is only so much you can do with them. Tits 7/10 body 9/10 for me
>>689208768
big boobs naturally sag... are you stupid?
>>689221684
>>689221577
yeah i get that, its the one thing i cant change though
>>689220366
Are you aware that glaciers are forming on your tits?
Would melt the fuck out of those ice caps.
>>689221623
9/10 small tit supremacy
Beautiful, suckable nipples
>>689221687
yeah they've always been this shape. since puberty anyway. Idk. I just wish I could get over my fear of being seen naked in real life. I don't know why posting nudes on here is different but it is
>>689221623
Hey small ones are my thing, inb4 call the FBI. Solid7/10.
>>689222120
holy shit i'm so sorry for her.
>>689221927
thanks friend. good vibes.
>>689221992
damn, what detective work
>>689208289
>not a single timestamp
Kappa
>>689222140
seeking validation, nothing out of ordinary for people with low self esteem. She is fine, she just needs to realise it
>>689214113
10/10
>>689218071
You are perfect <3 Love Mid west girls
>>689221748
Something to do with pucks maybe?
>>689222323
>it's high noon
>>689215807
SAUCE PLS!!!
>>689208289
Solid 8.5
>>689222069
its easier to look decent in a still picture than moving about in real life. and no matter how gross you are you will get someone who's into it. means nothing
>>689216034
Would impregnate!
>>689222069
>>689222317
wrong post god dammit
>>689216953
That is the strangest bra ive ever seen
Also, no nipples/10
>>689214149
10/10
I want to play with them
>>689218929
>good strategy m8 go sit in a bar and stare at the wall, see how many girls you take home.
There's a lot of room in between staring at the wall and being a beta suck-up. But whatever works for you, 'm8'.
>>689208289
10/10
I would like to lick and kiss them
>>689220929
mah nigga.
I'm seeing her on here a lot lately. if its even her
>>689222525
your self esteem is in the toilet friend. take it from me, you're attractive. not just to me or desperate people, but to most guys.
>>689222158
kek, yeah i want piercings but i dont think theyd work on my tits
>>689217103
Bretty gud, 6/10 you look like you facefucked a cotton candy machine though.
>>689222998
nah I'm still ugly. Its not about self esteem. I'm just accepting it
>>689222979
Mother of all things sacred and pure in this world - that pussy looks like the divine gateway of all cumholes.
I'd marinate my own balls in a jar of sulphuric acid at room temperature for 14 weeks and time travel to teabag her ancestor with my mutilated goo-balls to suck the cock of the last man who fucked that.
>>689222979
bruh how is she this pessimistic. that pussy looks so damn good
why is /b/ full of people that are obsessed with small tits
Rate my gfs tits
>>689223059
Oh they'd work. My friend thinks so, anyway. He's waist height but I trust him.
>>689223059
nipple piercings are so hot. Im yet to meet a girl who has them
>>689222872
yeah man, whatever works for me.
if you think i'm a beta suckup because i'm nice to girls, you're an idiot.
>>689223149
Good for you. I wish more ugly people would accept the fact that they're ugly. People need to know their place.
>>689222979
Looks great and I've got a PHD in mammary studies.
>>689223370
she could win a wet t shirt contest
>>689223149
whatever works for you
>>689223234
well, she's not wrong exactly. maybe 4/10 but she has the cuteness factor and seems really cool. I hate seeing her post because she seems to need help
but I'll fap anyway
>>689220366
I have a painfully hard erection/ 10
>>689222998
Your whiteknighting is off the chart, fag. Speak for yourself. We're not all into fat uggos like you are.
>>689217103
I love yours. I would marry you just I could play with your tits all the time
>>689223656
dont know about uggo but you have some issues if you think that's fat
>>689223059
>>689220366
10/10 post moar plox
>>689223656
>look mum, I was a cunt for no reason today!
>awww good billy, here.. suck on mum's lactating labia like you did yesterday and the day before that
>>689223656
love you too buddy. keep slaying model pussy
this thread needs more tits and less fags arguing about shit
>>689223370
>>689221623
Is that armpit hair?
Because it looks like armpit hair.
I mean some nice itty bitties either way.
7/10
4/10 if pit hair
>>689217103
Would dress you up in weeb school uniform and make you do lewd poses \ 10
>>689224146
You're gonna be sad when you hit your 30s bro.
So so sad.
>>689224146
Why would I shave my pits? That shit is silly
>>689224081
this. people don't even know what white knighting is anymore
>>689224109
milkstation/10
>>689217103
I'd love to just lay and suck those tits. Look fucking fantastic.
>>689224452
you're full miley mode on several levels
ngl i like it
>>689224163
she's done that. Different hair, same girl. Im a collector
>>689216810
I like these Tits. 8/10
>>689224659
That feel when I'm getting older and have to think about what abbreviations mean..
>>689224705
Do you have a link to her full set or anything?
>>689224109
>>689208289
This thread is cringe worthy
Only 1 girl has timestamped and some of you newfags are acting like every pic is an actual girl
Protip:
>it's some fat lonely dude fantasizing about you saying those things to him
>>689224399
9/10
Mid size racks are the best.
>>689224909
hot as fuk!
>>689224916
you know I don't think that scenario happens as much as you all seem to think
now if it was someone catfishing I would go more with it being fat lonely girls or something
>>689224267
Well I am 30 and don't know any women who don't, older or otherwise. Apart from that one weird vegan lady who smells like onions and body odor.
