Time for jokes about the terror attack.
Pulse Club?..more like
No Pulse Club..amirite?
>>689208144
Dubs checked
>>689208144
Too soon
>>689208144
Omar really killed on the dance floor last night.
Any pics of the scene?
>>689208887
I wish
>>689208791
He was also nice to order shots for everyone
Heard the club was banging last night
>>689208144
So, a Muslim walks into a gay bar....
And orders shots for everyone.
>>689209086
He such a nice guy Omarite?
>>689209221
More pls
took so many shots last night >.< just wanted to break the ice with some nice guys, ended up breaking my fast ;c
see you next ramadan!
Let the bodies hit the floor was a bad choice by the DJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
Just made this one on my phone.
>>689210421
Kek
>>689209995
cool how his face is parallelly displaced
>>689208429
> how to unrape sister
duckduckgo
>>689208429
I KEKE GENKAI'D
>>689210421
Why is he putting glasses on over his glasses?
He was gonna try anal for the second time, said something about being the top for the first time
This just in
Today Gays learn there is such s thing as too much penetration.
>Omar, here have an Irish car bomb
>That was good.
>Here try an Islamic Jihad
>Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
>>689211024
FUCK
>>689211024
Fuck you that's why
>>689208144
Top kek
Sad as this is.... some of the jokes in here are pretty funny.
>>689211381
LOL
>>689209086
Well played
at least they're not gay anymore
I heared it was fun last night at the club they all had a blast
>>689208144
Pulse Orlando posted on its own Facebook page around 2 a.m.: "Everyone get out of pulse and keep running."
thanks pulse, i got shot while checking fb. and my ass is raw and bleeding, but that's not from getting shot.
>>689208144
New show - "Gay bar Survivor" with a 50/50 chance of winning.
https://youtu.be/BsISfQAXE60
>>689211223
Kek this is great
>>689208144
something something hot loads, a Muslim walks into a gay bar, gun cocked fags drop. nigger nigger nigger
I think Omar is such a cool guy. He gives everyone rounds of shots hes a muslim and he doesnt afraid of anything
>>689208144
has anyone already sung "10-100-1000 Pulses" without being named a cardiologist ?
With the amount of blood spray the HIV infection rate was 100% for all club attendees
>>689208144
CAN'T SCAR THE OMAR
>>689209995
Alberto del Rio
>>689212488
dude he died
God bless the innocent victims.
He shot more selfies than people.
>>689208144
did your dad survive?
>>689212659
kek is that real?
someone start a gofundme to support your grief over the event or just lie and put that you need funeral expenses for your whoever.
>>689212659
.lost
A new dance craze was started last night. Its called the Duck!
>>689208144
And they said you couldn't cure homosexuality.
>>689212908
You do it faggot
Imagine what went through their minds during the attack... several rounds.
There was a lot of heroism though. The gay motto is 'never leave your buddy's behind.'
I feel bad for the bouncer. Usually he just has to deal with the patrons exchanging blows.
>>689208144
badum tss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
>>689213189
was waiting for this one
>>689211804
I seriously laughed out loud.
ggnoreanon
>>689212659
Hilarious. The gay community should bow out and go into hiding for the next 200 years again.
>>689213189
not bad anon
>>689213478
lol
>>689213474
Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys!
>>689211024
So I heard a few of em are still in the closet.
>>689208144
No Pulse Zone. They know better
he hated gays but ended up penetrating 50 to death.
>>689208429
eat spoon
>>689213905
plenty kek
God I love this place
>>689213478
Nice. Could be better. But for a quick one. Nice.
>>689212334
Old Fag Detected
>>689213798
shiat
>>689208144
CNN reports Senator Marco Rubio was found dead floating in the foam bath at the back of the room.
>>689210421
Best so far
>>689214220
I'm no artist, but I love spongegar but no one has made one yet, so i did what i could.
>mfw
>>689210421
>4chan approved
>>689214690
>tumblr
This thread, we all going to hell
>>689208429
Good laugh
>>689214940
we are already here
this thread is what I missed on that site
>>689213087
These are fantastic. Will steal.
>>689214690
Sometimes its not the talent. But the will to act anon.
>>689214905
is allowed because have you seen some of the crazy porn that bounces are tumblr?? especially the fake and sfm communities. like fuck man
This is now the official song of this thread
https://youtu.be/49rhRF4bkf8
Electric Six Gay Bar
The gays, unlike Elton John, aren't still standing.
>>689214940
4chan is hell.
Also, those faggots were already destined to hell, for going against any and all religion in the first place.
It's about time ISIS started waging war on the shitdicks.
gg sand niggers. gg.
>>689212659
Video?
>>689213189
Kek
>>689215364
Its 2016. Your at rick of getting behind the human race now let alone 4chan if you don't hurry up and join the atheist voices.
Usually the beat drops, but in Pulse Club the pulse drops.
>>689215289
Since mostlikely no one got the joke, let me explain it:
Elton John (Who is gay) has a song called "I'm still standing", and the 50 AIDS carriers aren't standing.
"Last night, the word came down, 50 dead in FaggotTown"
"Getting bumfucked was thier only crime. that and having a GayOldTime"
50 shades of _____ (?)
>>689212330
I kek'd then came
>>689216135
50 Shades of AIDS
>>689215950
We got it, it was just a shitty joke.
>>689215950
We got it, it's bad.
>>689216239
shit thats a damn good one!!
>>689216135
50 Shades of BULLETS ?
>>689212704
I kek'd then came
>>689213695
Kek'd
>>689208429
>how to unrape sister
my sides
>>689208144
what did the gay guy say to omar
blow me
>>689208144
50 faggots went to a bar and got killed and you want jokes about it
Disgusting
last words spoken by shooter:
>brb, just gonna go get some fags
Muslims declare war on AIDS
No joke the song that was playing during the shooting was "It's raining men" Could you imagine being a straight man being forced into going out with your girlfriends gay friends and now being shot at while that song blares from the sound system? What a nightmare.
50 shades of gay?
>>689215416
Bien joué
>>689216760
Cnn headline
>>689213905
>>689216579
Get off 4chan right now little faggot.
>>689216622
Checked & Kekked
>>689216742
kek
>>689216573
top kek
>>689212659
seriously legit ?
soundtrack to his final moments.
https://youtu.be/uf47DQj_2Gg
>>689215416
aahahaha surely "I am a pedestrian" my sides lol XDDD
America made fun about French citizen not having guns to stop terrorist. This time its only one person with a Gun and many dead and no one didn't stop him.
This is a Muslim problem and not gun problem.
>>689216579
u should've gone partying in orlando instead of writing here faggot
>>689216713
THIS!
Omar really didn't like it that his son went out to drink alcohol
>/b/
>celebrating a terrorist attack on american soil by a mudslime
>"its ok they killed gays"
fuck me you guys are fucking cringe, really hope your caught in the blast when one of these cunts sets off a dirty bomb in the states, it dont matter if they are gay or straight there americans you should all feel fucking ashamed you pathethic keyboard warriors fuck you
>>689208429
fucking wrinkly ass hole porn
now i have to clean coke off my monitor and keyboard you son of a bitch
>>689217619
We cope with laughter
>>689217128
DOOM MIDI!!!!!!!
Guess we know what happens when you're a filthy Muslim that can't get a woman....
.......you end up shooting your load over 50 gays in a nightclub.
>>689217619
Good me -- me, i gib it 9 out of 11
>>689212659
Americas got talent
>>689217619
Saying you've never laughed at a 9/11 joke?
>>689214940
you gotta admit this is pretty funny material, nothing like a shooting spree for all to reunite on a thread and have some sunday laughs.
damn were that fucked up in the head
>>689217619
>don't you know where we are
>>689217741
/thread
>>689217619
back to 9gag
>>689215262
shit that is a pretty cool song, even if it is kinda faggot.
>>689211024
It's a meme you dip
>>689218182
>>689218146
>>689217923
>>689217877
>>689217791
i say again fuck you you pathethic morons
>>689217619
>you should all feel fucking ashamed you pathethic keyboard warriors fuck you
no u
>>689208144
Hahaha, new high score!
>>689218557
Another excellent mayme
ALLAH HU GAYBAR!!!!!
>>689217619
>>689218557
wow you sure told us anon
>>689218694
Kek'ddddd
Islam: 1
Fags: -50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qda9JkVRMA
when your jam comes on and you get too into it
>>689208429
I thought Muslims weren't into gay sex? I heard 1 got fired into about 50 of them last night.
They have no pulse.
>>689217619
making jokes about these kinds attacks is the best you could do
the other response are to either attack anybody who look muslim or cry and hide in your corner
you can either be afraid, angry or laugh in their faces and say fuck it i will continu to live my life
in the first two cases the terrorist get what they want
either afraid Americans who want to stop the war in the middle east because we could get attacked
or angry Americans that harass muslims so they feel threatened and are more likely to turn terrorist
the terrorist win with fear and anger they lose if you laugh at them and just keep controlling the border and important places
For a short amount of time they had an extra hole or two to fuck, like they've been dreaming of.
>>689216742
Imagine though a bullet passed through some other gay and struck you without killing you?
You'd have to wait weeks to find out if you had shit for blood or not
>>689219384
this, it is known that people joke about dramatic events after a varying time (depending on people) after the event.
Same thing happened for the Paris attack
>and
for the all-too-funny 9/11
RELOAD LIKE WHAT?!?!
Omar "Bustin' caps in traps" Mateen
shooter thought was going to an all night Ramadan buffet but he misread the sign and it was an all night ram it down butt fest. All charges dropped and state of Florida will pay compensation to Islamic state for shooters mental anguish
>>689218625
>>689218676
>>689218864
>>689218930
kys
>>689219384
i miss when /b/ was full of people who would do shit in retaliation to this sort of thing but now its full of virgin neckbeards who just hurr durr and troll.
>>689216135
50 shades of fag
>>689219384
science bitch
What do you call a Muslim man who walks into a gay night club.
TOP GUN!
>>689219894
dude /b/ was never like that
Pic. 'Nuff said.
>>689217619
I've publicly stated I don't give a shit about it. I lost one fb friend. big deal. Sometimes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. gays and the muslims are dead now. How is this a loss?
>>689216326
kek
>>689219894
when do you think were these "glory" time of b?
you can be sure in another thread the same people would engage themselves how to best give revenge to these islamic bastards, but thats another thread
>>689216742
>>689220130
it was newfag, but most have left and formed "anonymous" and other hacking groups who attack isis etc
>>689219384
I might copy+paste this onto my facebook.
I was on there earlier and everyone of course is on the THIS IS DISGUISTING HOW CAN PEOPLE JUST MAKE LIGHT OF THE SITUATION bandwagon.
Everyone is worried about sticking with the crowd to keep themselves from looking bad and it's fucking stupid. Social media is so fuckin cancerous these days it's ridiculous.
THOSE are the people ISIS should be targeting.
>>689220130
it was but a way to long time ago
there were actually a decent amount of good hackers now they all left because it wasn't a secret club anymore
anonymous killed /b/
>>689220130
this.
>>689209221
omg im "Dieing "
>>689217619
>Muh homocaust
>50 billion gays died
>Its yar fault white cis scum!
>>689216880
>
merci merci
>>689217619
are you supposing we all go to gay bars ?
>>689217619
It's funny because it further proves that we have muslim problem. The left, who pushes for integration and diversity, is also pro-LGBT, but the muslims simply will have none of it.
And this further illustrates that the idea of having multiple cultures exist together in one place in some sort of blissful harmony is just not something that can be achieved, no matter how good or bad the intentions behind it.
>>689220167
So your only one?
>>689220260
prior 2006
and around 2014 most funny idiots left
now you have to filter out a lot of threads to find old /b/tards
but i have to much free time so yeah
>>689219894
>do shit in retaliation
what, tell everyone on facebook that we'd hack their twitter accounts like weal hacktiwists?
and I know for a fact that I m not a virgin neckbeard and>>689220130
indeed /b/ was never like that
>ITT anon pretends he's an oldfag to sound credible
kYs
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
>>689220328
Anonymous was /b/ for a long time before they became political puppets for irl faggots like yourself. hacking isis hurrrr so cool letz DDOS them! that'll stop em!
>>689219894
The most /b/ would do is send pizza, stfu.
>>689219753
Omar "Suck My Cock, Then Shoot You With My Glock" Mateen
>>689220687
My mom and dad still friends with me tho
>>689220687
no his mom is still his friend his dad finally gave up
Did the shooter kill himself?
>>689220949
>>689221009
so it was your brother that left
>>689220395
do it I just copied paste some jokes on Fox I can feel the shitwinds coming my way into my facebook, all the faggotry of ass hemorried fag pain.
it is starting bud the shitornado with its shitstorm
>>689211223
Very dank, keep up the good work
>>689220812
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>689208791
>>689221009
>>689221153
No, mom and dad still friends. Don't have a brother. My sister unfriended me. but she'll come back around, she always do.
>>689221153
It's "you're" you fucking retarded little bitch.
>>689220824
anonymous is whoever want to be anonymous
even you can be anonymous
some formed splinter groups like lulzect and stuff like that but anonymous is just a name to use when you don't want to make up your won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYybIxa_BbY recreation of the incident
>>689220706
> I have too much free time
> Calling us virgin neckbeards
should I start assuming things too? or do you think it's too offencive
>>689208144
Omar "If I See Homos, I Go Loco" Mateen
>>689220706
this. Ive only been around since 09, but even from 2010-2013 was great.
I really just look for drug threads and make random nostalgia threads and shit now. Everything else is summer making shitty porn threads and shit. No more puzzles and irc chat, raids, doxxing, ruining peoples lives...
>>689212260
underrated post
>>689212659
Kek
>>689208144
Did you hear about the gay Arab cowboy?
He rode to his fave club and shot up the sheriff
>>689218557
Fuck You you too faggot learn how to form a sentence
From a thread earlier.
>>689220445
underrated
>>689212260
I ve been looking for this song
Cheers m80
>>689221356
You smell like incest
>>689221435
He's a superstar at the gaybar
>>689213189
6th of december?
Make America Gay Again
>>689221760
fucking dyieded
Guys its okay. This will all blow over in a couple gays....amirite....
Well i tried
>>689212260
that is some cringey bull shit
>>689221835
https://youtu.be/ulPgWVC08KI
Now the gay SJW's and the Muslim SJW's are going to be arguing with eachother. What a bunch of mindless retards.
At least for most of them it was their first time being penetrated without a condom
killing gays in the month after may
wrecking fags and unloading his mag
real life COD using a gay club mod
if you like it in the butt, omar's goin nutssss!
>>689222098
that's gotta be funny to watch
I d like to see that bread one day
>>689208791
Omar comin' yo
>A Muslim walks into a gay bar
>Bartender says "What will it be?"
>Muslim says "Shots for everybody!"
>>689222058
I got something to put in you
>>689221911
american fucked up way to write out date's
12/6/2016 for us normal people
2016/06/12 for crazy Japanese fuckers
Someone needs to save this thread
>>689221760
Topkek
Panic! at The Disco
>more like Panic! at The Gay Bar
Call 9/11...
cock down! cock down!
Omar's ideas on how to create a "wet t-shit contest" were a little unorthodox
>>689210421
LOL XD
>>689222098
no they wont argue about this cause you can blame gun control laws
that is the same tactic the left always used when internal conflict could arise blame white cis scum for the problems
>>689222439
The Japanese fuckers got the best dates for archiving
>>689222618
kek
>>689222439
>2016/06/12 for crazy Japanese fuckers
my god I didn't know that existed, how horribly twisted are these fucking japs?
also cool song https://youtu.be/6zXDo4dL7SU
>>689221797
how the fuck could you not know this song? Sophie is a god!
>>689222628
>mfw not one of those faggots had a gun on them
>>689208144
20-1-42 Great KDA on that guy
Last night at the same time of the shooting I was playing PAYDAY 2 On the nightclub map killing everyone
oh my god.
>>689222817
>mfw i forget pic
>>689212330
>>689221356
>Correcting someone on the proper use of UR.
What a retard
I heard omar is gay. He walked into a bar and banged 50 guys
>>689222695
that's true to be honest, but it's also plain weird don't you think?
>>689222373
kek
One things for sure. At the Pulse Club the bass is pumping out killer rythms on the dance floor.
>>689221425
awesome recreation.
Did Omar used piercing ammo? You know, to penetrate all the fags.
>>689222815
I know, I knew the song but could never remember the name :(
>>689208144
Last song to play? Shots, by LMFAO
>>689218694
was about to say that
8/10
>>689222958
kek
>>689222817
cause bars normally allow weapons inside
cause guns and alcohol are a great combo
omar was chocked when he found out in heaven he shot halve the virgins he got
>>689222901
It's different from the norm in Europe and that's why it feels weird
>>689223158
didn't he have an AR? security must be absolute shit or he knew someone
>>689216326
Oh /pol/, it never changes
>>689221356
so it was you are brother that left
thank you for that correction i always thought it was mine brother but it turned out you are
>>689208144
So this guy started shooting up the place when he saw 2 guys making out. The fact that he had to see that in order to kill 50 makes me believe that he was getting cucked by his secret gay lover.
>>689223246
nvm i thought he bought a shotgun and handgun earlier in the week. that must be it. still to be able to bring a shotgun in the club without being noticed is pretty fucking shit security
>>689216272
Kek
>>689223158
72 gay male virgins
>>689223410
>Cucked muslims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp_jALfbwEU
Thread theme with better vid. And the best commercial ever.
>>689222901
from biggest to smallest or from smallest to biggest isn't that weird
just some random way like middle/smallest/biggest that would be weird
>>689217619
If a terror attacks scares you then the terrorists win.
