Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
You show me a machine or a computer program that can match the stellar majesty of Luciano Pavarotti’s singing “Nessun Dorma,” and I’ll acknowledge it as music. Until then, it’s fucking garbage.
If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.
So, listen up.
Your music is fucking garbage.
There, I said it.
Mindless crap. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people. Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. My opinion demands respect. Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is void of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines. Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.
And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer. Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella. It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs-p1oEvuGg
Hello
>>689177394
Like this?
Shiro claimed.
>>689174249
It's okay, most people in this game are. Tell me your name if you make an account. (LoliLover is already taken, but you'll think of something.)
>>689174338
Keine Ahnung, wo und was hat er denn geschrieben?
>>689177408
Hey Mio, how's it going?
kagami claimed!!
>>689177522
yeah, I just like that image, no other reason for it :)
>>689177577
what's your name since I don't know the next time I see you in a waifu thread :o
if i make an account :O
Miho claimed
>>689177416
>kisses
Im heading to bed now night everyone.
>>689177577
Hello! It's going good, I'm just about to watch some Orphan black before I start to do something hopefully more productive. You?
>>689177394
can you shut the fuck up with these copypastas :^)
>>689177786
It's a pretty good looking hot-dog.
>>689177851
I hope you suffocate
>claiming yume
>>689177394
I mean Im twenty one, so...
Hall and Oates, The Stones, ACDC, Aerosmith, Billy Ocean, The Talking Heads, etc
All bretty good m8
corey claimed. who is in the house?
>>689177926
wink wink nudge nudge ;^)
>>689177894
>>689177786
>>689177894
>upset that his music is bad
have fun whipping and nay nay .-.
>>689177926
thank you ^-^
>>689178076
I'm 28 :o
>>689177394
How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
>>689178197
nice
>>689178112
I am Cory, I loved your anime
>>689178112
Cory is not a real anime, like wtf is wrong with thesi people?!!
>>689178197
#got me good
>>689178207
>nay nay
lord
>>689178362
B b but i really like psychicpebbles
>>689178594
BOMBS
>>689178693
Food
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>>689177786
_dmt, hit me up.
>>689177881
Playing a few rounds of wows. I started playing ranked and so far it's going pretty good.
What's orphan black?
....̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗
>>689178207
I WANT MORE IDEAS
where the fuck is Karen
>>689179075
saved to a notepad file, one day our paths will meet qt 22/7
>>689178354
mugi actually puts ketchup on his hot dogs
>>689179451
just do some kagami stuff or something
im trying to think of ideas too .-.
>>689179732
Putting anything on your hotdogs is disgusting
>>689179075
Oh cool. It's a drama, I think, about multiple clones and so on. I don't want to say much, as I could easily spoil the show for anyone who watches it. It's really well done, there's 4 seasons I think in total and I'm on the second one now. It's hard to explain what it's about without spoiling a lot of it
>>689179687
Maybe ran out of bandwidth.
>>689179732
Oh. Sometimes the obvious is the best.
>>689179809
you can put anything on your hot dog just not ketchup >:(
(I don't like getting mad or using the mean emoticons but seriously don't do this)
>konata
>>689179809
Wut, have you even heard of sauerkraut?
>>689179936
>
Dio-sama...
>>689180066
yep
>>689180027
I just mine plain fam
I'm a picky eater
>>689180143
Do boku no pico
>>689180143
nice
>>689180247
I just mine plain fam
>>689180117
^-^
>>689180117
>
>>689180248
O.
>>689180143
oh!!!
>>689180143
>
>>689180247
Litle bitta chilli and cheese wish some onions and sauerkraut and you have a pretty fantastic meal
Gonna need a plump and juicy dog and a toasted bun
I'm here.
>>689180402
I just eat mine plain fam
>>689180248
I don't intend to watch it or look it up so I hope google first results aren't fucking with me.
>>689180783
oh no.....i've heard it's bad
>>689180725
gimme that
>>689180736
thanks for pointing that out! I didn't know what you had meant before haha silly me :) *bonks head playfully*
>>689180783
:(
>>689180906
you should watch it m8 :^)
>>689180944
I just eat mine plain fam
>>689180944
>>689180783
do one of you editing one in paint or whatever you use homo
>>689180959
god i love memes
http://ruinmysearchhistory.com/
If you need some fun
>>689180906
It's a little boy that looks like a little girl, and a big man who wants some tiny ass.
Nothing too complicated.
>>689181135
It's me Yui.
>>689181038
thanks for pointing that out! I didn't know what you had meant before haha silly me :) *bonks head playfully*
I watched it as a joke, it's pretty funny
>>689181077
thank you
>>689181186
I can use this to cover up the naughty stuff :O
>>689181270
Based God
>>689181337
I just eat mine plain fam
>>689181408
Y-you too.
>>689181038
NOPE!!
>>689181209
oh....well then....
>>689181473
Tomoko is a faggot tbh
>>689181552
but it's good fam :^)
>>689181408
*yllufyalp daeh sknob* ): em yllis ahah erofeb tnaem dah uoy tahw wonk t'ndid I !tuo taht gnitniop rof sknaht
>>689181784
I have stage 5 lung cancer
>>689181408
>not eating Chicago dogs
How pleb can you be mugi
>>689181654
There's like 4 Tomoko's, which one is the alleged faggot?
>>689181879
Yeah well I have stage 6 brain cancer you fucking plebeian
>>689181110
>>689181919
All of them. Besides the cool one.
>>689181879
>>689181957
ʇɥɐuʞs ɟoɹ doıuʇıub ʇɥɐʇ onʇ¡ ı pıpu,ʇ ʞuoʍ ʍɥɐʇ ʎon ɥɐp ɯǝɐuʇ qǝɟoɹǝ ɥɐɥɐ sıןןʎ ɯǝ :( *qouʞs ɥǝɐp dןɐʎɟnןןʎ*
>>689181888
I'm a fucking degenerate what do you expect from me
>>689181919
Tomocuck
The one on steam
>>689181919
It's definitely Arby's
>>689182031
easily a favorite
>>689182031
kek!!!!
i think you're having too much fun lol
>>689182090
I want a pic rad like this.
>>689182129
>>689182159
Did he do ote? I just play Terraria with him.
>>689182191
No such thing as too much fun.
>Tsukasa on front row
Noice.
>>689182307
I have genuinely no idea what you're talking about but you asked about a faggot Tomoko and I was willing to bet that it was Arby's
Claimed~
>>689182307
He didn't do anything
I'm just trying to have some fun because I'm bored
>>689182453
yo who this
>>689182241
awwww.....sad homu
>>689182339
you're right lol, just messin
>>689179732
One day! What else do you play? Just LoL?
>>689179906
Sounds interesting. So it is like science fiction?
>>689182590
>>689182453
Oops
>renge
Yuu is top husbando
>>689182572
Mmm...hello!
>>689182751
Wow that's pretty gay.
>>689182630
just lol but i am nub :(
I have csgo but im not even level 3, its so boring leveling up but i cant play ranked until i get there ;-;
i used to play tf2 that was fun :o
>>689182751
No.
>>689182751
Please, Alucard is far superior
>>689182901
alucard is best half vampire....
>>689182833
What does she think of Win8?
>>689183189
I actually liked the tiles : ^ )
but I have windows 10 now :o
>>689182630
Yeah it is. I just looked up a description online. "The series focuses on Sarah Manning, a woman who assumes the identity of one of her fellow clones, Elizabeth Childs, after witnessing Childs' suicide. The series raises issues about the moral and ethical implications of human cloning, and its effect on issues of personal identity." For some reason, I'm finding it really good
>>689183179
Oh you know
claimed. Getting food now. Bunch of Harley's across the street. A meet up maybe?
>>689183474
Dio is still better though.
Windows 7 fam
>>689183692
learn to upgrade nerd :)
nice dell desktop too i bet :D
>>689183354
Alright... unless someone gives me a good idea I'm done, these are kinda forced.
>>689183474
i do know and so do you lol
>>689183686
sorry holy diver...i can't agree there
>>689182817
Psh. Not gay for a girl
>>689183780
>upgrade
no im good
>>689183785
That desktop is triggering me fam.
Yo, Mai, you here?
>>689183785
force is always good
i have no icons on my wallpaper :O
>>689183898
im sad mugi
>>689183686
Mmm, gonna have to call your bluff dio
>>689183952
mai
>>689183785
that desktop....i can't, i would burn that computer lol
>>689182790
Hello?
>>689183971
And I'm gonna have to call your delusions, Alucard
>>689184017
Summoning Satan doesn't seem that bad now.
>>689183898
Windows 7 for life.
>>689183993
He's not here I guess.
>>689184068
Hmf, must we do this?
Defeating you would be a trivial affair
>>689183957
I try to keep mine clean with only the recycle bin, and use it to download random stuff and drag things into programs quickly etc.
>>689183998
If mine reaches a stage like that I create a folder on documents named 'desktop' and shove everything there.
>>689183957
Cool
>>689184195
Hell yeah you and Tomocuck know what's up
>>689183785
TRIGGERED
>>689184256
I agree, clashing with a plebeian such as yourself would be quite a waste of time.
>>689184260
i do the same thing but mine is named shortcut to shortcuts lol, other than that, just some random stuff
>>689184260
put the recycle bin in the bottom :O
>>689184312
n smylel 't:onp pa eodolhioI ltnykrhhhi bl skwtaaik tmn rabndf eegnao tu )wdiy! *thtoe ahynf uaadus ath*fo
>>689184470
Yes, keep trying to edge me on
Only you would think that high of your abilities
My waifu is an unconventional waifu
>>689182833
What elo in lol?
>>689183354
Do you also like regular tiles? I have some especially sexy ones next to my kitchen bench.
>>689183440
That does seem interesting!
But there's so much else to watch, so I guess I'll omit this one.
>>689184699
she already looks like 3 other waifus
>>689184699
Shes a pretty damn fine waifu, all things considered
>>689184643
I don't have any reasons to "think lowly of my abilities" I am no such pussy.
>>689184738
The only reason I watched it is because it was on t.v before, so I felt like I had to finish watching it. I don't usually drop something unless I really hate it.
>>689184621
I have it on bottom right ever since. It's comfy there.
>>689184699
It's a good pick but not unconventional, there were other Ruby claimers before.
>>689184699
Nah, there are plenty others who also lack character.
>>689184738
what is elo?
jello?
I enjoy a good kitchen tile now and then
pics? :O
ramen shaman
>>689185262
mugi irl
>>689184864
Yea, I'm the same. I dropped only a handful of shows so far, and only if it was just too much to bear, like Lucky Star, or Dragonball GT.
>>689184918
Your ranking, as in silver, gold, plat and so on. Or are you not yet level 30?
I got no pics, unfortunately, but enjoy there background tiles.
>>689185391
confirmed
>>689185469
Nice tiles ^-^
I am level 30 but no rank, I just play the bots, I lose like every pvp game :(
tough times
>>689185484
igum
>>689185796
great depression
and home. Did I miss anything?
>>689185946
You called?
>>689185469
Diamond I here. Did u call for me?
>>689186101
what's poppin
>>689185946
I don't believe in the great depression or the holocaust
>>689186164
Idk tbh.
Probably going to finish K-On today.
You?
>>689185796
>>689186238
gasp!! konata!!!
>>689186323
I'm going to sit in my room all day chatting in these threads like usual
Nothing new
>>689186238
Cool
>>689185796
That's pretty pathetic.
>>689186350
i've seen that screen too many time before....
>>689186350
this is really good and true :(
>>689186441
:O
>>689186484
I am
>>689186489
I am
>>689186618
Do you also take off your shorts after losing a game to alleviate the stress?
